Religion bible mythbusters busted

Anonymous: LOL

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Anonymous: "'All things are lawful for me,' but not all things are helpful. 'All things are lawful for me,' but I will not be enslaved by anything."

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Ilko: We won. We have the fossils to prove it.

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Bob Saget: I believe in the new testament but not the old. plus i beleive in most things in evoulution

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Hughbie: So in a convoluted way you believe in what you don't believe in.

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Redrocco: ^^ well I'm kinda/sorta like that in that I agree with the teachings of Jesus even though I dont believe the supernatural fairy tale thats attached to it. that probally makes me more "Christian" than the people that call themselves christian. that make any sense to you?

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Hughbie: It does Bob Saget...lol...anyhow...to me...and well in honesty, the teachings, the bible are stories...as they are...what else could they be...stories passed down through time.....and we all know about how the thruth gets distorted over a few minutes, let alone over a thousand or more years...

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Anonymous: sug mine løg

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c4caddict: no seriously there is a giant invisible man that controlls everything!

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Anonymous: YEAH!

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Hughbie: yeah...hmmm;

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c4caddict: and 2000 years cmon if i wrote somewhere i could use my brain power to turn the channel they would think i was fuckin magin in 2000 years

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Anonymous: if you could reason with religous people...there would be no religous people

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cyndafreak: True dat. As fucked up as south park can be sometimes they are right. No one answer is ever the right one. And choosing to believe in one religion only proves your inability to evolve. I'm not telling you to believe in all religions, cause nothing is completely true. The smartest person knows when they are wrong.

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Who Me?: Jesus fags - answer this: "If God is willing to prevent evil, but not able, then he is not omnipotent. If he is able, but not willing, then he is malevolent. If he is both able, and willing, hen whence cometh evil? If he is neither able or willing, then why call him God?". (by Epicurus about 270 BC)

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uberbarf: This picture is a win for atheism

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Anonymous: Atheists - the sane kind of people. Jesusfags - nothing like that...

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Anonymous: gotcha

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Anonymous: nothing would make me believe the Bible is actually real more than those Mythbusters Fags "busting" it

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Anonymous: it is effective but most of it is more poetic than real if any

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DrEvil: IMPLAUSIBLE

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Anonymous: You don't believe in God, yet you probably believe in SIX MILLION JEWS being gassed with Zylkon-B, then turned into lampshades and bars of soap?

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TheDuctTapeRapist: ^I've seen the shoes dood... Ain't seen no God sized shoes yet.

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Anonymous: Gid doesn't wear shoes. he ahs lonh hair, a beard, and wears robes. Thus, He must be a hippie,

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Anonymous: ^God

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