Boyfriend - Chan4Chan

Santa: umm you should do it right in front of his parents and say i gotta break up with ya cause your penis is too small for me and well i got another guy your dad is soo great or something like that you get the drift or do it in front of your family and say you took my virginity and got me pregnant right in front of you dad who owns a shotgun and remember to lock the doors

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devshade: you and i make porn movie together, and we send him...for his birthday

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Sparty: thats idiot :) go fuck here in butt and break up when finised your works :)

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Anonymous: have a nig fuck your face in front of him

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Anonymous: tomorrow noon, throw a bitch fit, make as much shit as you can up right on the spot and blame him for it all

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jiggawatts: you shit on his pancakes

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Anonymous: On his next birthday - wake him up by shitting on his face and tell him he has turned you into a lesbian because he has a small dick .

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iprobablyhateyou: shit on his shit and then eat his shit while you shit

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zzmonkey: have sex take pictures post on chan4chan then dump him saying his dick is samll :)

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Anonymous: At the altar right before you are supposed to say "I do". Don't you fucking back out either, we will know.

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Anonymous: 4 off ^^^^^^^^^ do this one if it hits 83 though

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Anonymous: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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rome: tomorrow noon, throw a bitch fit, make as much shit as you can up right on the spot and blame him for it alll

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rome: tomorrow noon, throw a bitch fit, make as much shit as you can up right on the spot and blame him for it allll

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loblaws: text him while fucking your new boyfriend. be sure to send pic

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c4caddict: what post decide who u fuck next?

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AnonYmoose: While fucking his sister or mother - tell him he made you gay because of his small dick and that you will never have sex with another guy ever again

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FormerlyAnonymous: cut his cock off after fucking him with a strap-on

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nigel: just walk out of the door and never go back

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PUSSYDESTROYER: as you fuck me

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suprblackjezus: after you shit on his chest.

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J: Bite his dick off and stick it up his ass and tell him that you are going lesbian

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Jessica: Take him out to an exspensive restuarant and tell him you have something very important that you have to tell him - tell him you were born a guy and grew up as a raging homsexual but could never get guys to suck your dick or have sex with you, so you had a sex change to be more attractive to guys. Then shit on the table and walk out.

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Jessica: Tell him you had sex with Swiney the Scottish Mexican and contracted AIDS as you are letting him fuck you. Then shit on his chest and walk out.

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Jessica: Tie him up and have alot of your girlfriends over and have a lesbian orgy in front of him for hours getting him all hot and hard then leave the room - eat some chile and beans - then go back in the room and shit on his chest and see if he still has a boner - if he does - keep him

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Anonymule: do it in 1/1/2012, and say you were only going with him in the wrong knowledge that you would die without a boyfriend

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Anonymous: shoot him in the face with a .40 cal.

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lonerstoner45: in 30 minutes

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Redrocco: you go to the club with him and give a stranger a blowjob while he is in the pisser, so he can catch you when he gets back.

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suomynonA: on his birthday, blowing his father

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Anonymous: poop during sex

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Anonymous: cunt

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Anonymous: take a shit on his parents coffee table

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Anonymous: put his cat in the microwave

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konin: get caught having sex....with his mom

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Anonymous: tell him it's not working out say "it isn't you... it's me!" then giggle cuz you know it's cuz of his lame ass then say "you deserve someone better than me" but try not to laugh to hard cuz he's prolly in tears at this moment and the lil bitch might be suicidal then play punch him in the arm and say "cheer up buckeroo! we can still be friends!" but we both know you're lying amirite or what?

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nothing: Die

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LeashedHate: Easy, murder/suicide with a dull spoon.

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Anonymous: that's easy, give him herpes! I know a guy who knows a guy that'll give it to you for real cheap

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devshade: drink mass of beer and shit into his face the next day morning!

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FascistZack182: after you poop on his face

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Perineum: Carve 'We're finished, cunt' on your face with a rusty blade, then set yourself on fire.

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deadpool: Easter morning

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KylleDK: After he makes a turkey in bowling, then tell him there is no luck left for love

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Anonymous: Just before he is comming

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Anonymous: Shit on his chest and say no sandwich for u

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DOGMACHINE: Torture him with a knotted length of rope and an assless chair like in that james bond movie while you eat a sammich in front of him ( first stick a sharpie in his pooper) after torture stab him in the knee cap with an ice pick then leave him to starve to death

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Grave: kill it with fire.

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Grave: kill it with fire..

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desertlab: on his birthday in front of his parents

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Warg: Convince that both of you are going to an hero together. Tell him to kill himself first. After he does, laugh your ass off.

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slikwilly: tell him you are gay and you are going to join a monestary and you only have 2 weeks to live and the doctor said you need to be alone and you have herpes, gonnoreah, crabs, and AIDS, and you have been having suicidal/murderous thoughts so that's why you are leaving him for his best friend Tim

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Anonymous: tell him about your aids

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Anonymous: now and by fucking me

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fastamasta: have sex with his bestfriend, and let him walk in on you two...then throw teh condom at him and say that you break up with him

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Anonymous: 10 minutes ago

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Anonymous: shoot yourself

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Anonymous: come over to my place, ride my cock, send him video

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chanweo: send embarasing/naked pics of him to his friends/family/clients and tell him that he said it was fine when he was drunk

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RickRocco: that's LAME Fuck you !

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Anonymous: shit on his face, tonight. Then after he cleaned himself, do it again. that should do the trick.

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cheesecake: dont

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Anonymous: fuck his father

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Anonymous: break up with him..... with a chainsaw!

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Anonymous: with a turkey baster , an envelope and the latest copy of yakoff smirnoff's greatest hits

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Joshua6342: sodomize him with a popsicle

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Anonymous: punch him in the dick

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Anonymous: flaming bag of shit under a sign that says its over

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Anonymous: he finds you in bed with 2 niggers a pig and a riddicoulsy large vibrator..

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blindn1ear: suicide

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slikwilly: After the 10th kid. Then hit him up with masses amount of child support and talk shit on how small his penis is to every girl you know. Or you can just be sincere and tell him it's not working out and that yall should see other people. Or you can fuck me and we can make a sex tape with commentary of me and you going over the positions and you can give it to him on his birthday, I like the last one

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sickzee: say thar u r lesbian

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mudspunk: with my dick in your ass

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Anonymous: Call his mom and have her do it so he will hate her for the rest of his life.

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candismaw: tell him you think hes really ugly and your not attracted to him. also his penis is too small

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Anonymous: Throw a jewish baby at him and then put a dildo into a toaster in an oven and turn it on, then throw as many ping pong balls as you can at his house and then burn it all, then take the toaster and dildo out, once golden brown and throw them into the air and headbutt them towards him, if he says anything, yell "I CAN'T, I WONT, BUT I SHOULD AND I WILL!!". if that doesn't get the message across, idk

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Anonymous: Shove a horses dick in his ass while he screws your ear, then say "Bricks be shittin, you is dumped" just as the bear cums. Do ASAP

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Anonymous: Do it the next Friday and in the middle of the ghetto while wearing a sandwich board sign that says I hate Niggers

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Ninjakitteh: tell him youre gay.

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Warg: Kill yourself and leave a suicide note blaming him.

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Anonymous: by txt message

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Oxygen: a session of dress-up furries and guro, tomorrow.

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Anonygod420: now. by fucking his sibling

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FuCkNuT: Right after telling him that you are pregnant by his brother or dad.

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slikwilly: You should take oiut an ad on tv, newspaper, craigslist, billboards, busses, etc. explaining how much of a douche bag loser he is and how you found the gay beastiality porn on his computer and it's freaking you out. Also bring up the fact that he may support terrorism through a money laundering scandal and you are scared for your life.

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slikwilly: Make sure you mention his hate for children and the elderly, too. Don't forget to put up recent pictures of him and a full discription and phone numbers, addresses, aliases he might go by, family members you fucking hate, etc. You should end this message by claiming your true love for me and how my manly manliness is what you've always dreamed for and how my cock is the only one that pleases you

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Anonymous: Break the news to him by Pigeon Post

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Anonymous: Don't

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Anonymous: Tomorrow, say you like women

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Anonymous: kill him

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Deth: contract AIDS, give them to him. both of you go get tested, then break up after he finds out you both have it.

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anarcacist: One year from with a sledgehammer to his head.

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Anonymous: As soon as the time is right, you inject him with a strong dose of something to paralyze him. The next thing you do is to tie him to an object of your choice, in any position you'd like. Then, you make sure he's conscious, you want this motherfucket to feel this. Grab something sharp, and start cutting off small pieces of flesh from his saggy ass. Make sure they are similar til thin leaves.

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Anonymous: You proceed by roasting the "leaves" in the oven, making it look like one of the most popular snacks in the world. The procedure is not yet finished, because he's not done yet. You must force feed him his own ass. Make him say "Hey, it's crispy!". After he's finished with his new favorite meal, try peeling of the skin on his legs, that should satisfy him, I think.

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Anonymous: Finish him off by throwing him into a pool full pf pure water mixed with a nice dose of lemonjuice. Videotape his sceams and post the video of his agony as a video on redtube. Copy and paste the URL to the video in this thread.

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Warg: Repeatedly hit him in the face with a tire iron right after he wakes up tomorrow morning. Make sure you wake up before him and are perched over him when he wakes up, then say a line from a movie, like "The truth? You can't handle the truth!!" then bash his face in.

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Anonymous: next monday u kick his leg and says gtfo nigga hey what am i doing here lol

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Grave: aids.

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Grave: FUCKING AIDS!!!

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mkvette: sleep with his sister, post images

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Fordy: Get him naked, ready for a BJ then boot him in the nuts then piss on his sorry ass face

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Anonymous: Dump him right away and tell him its because your a stupid fucking whore which you are

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Anonymous: never

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Anonymous: Falcon punch him in the nuts next time you finish giving him a blowjob

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Anonymous: ^what he said

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Anonymous: Step 1: Call him over to your parent's house. Step 2) Cry to your dad. Step 3) Climb to the roof of the house and tie a rope around your neck, with the other end tightly secured to something mounted. Step 4) when he's walking up to the front door, yell out to him "It's your fault!" Then do a running jump off the roof. ***IMPORTANT*** The rop must be short enough to snap tight before you hit ground

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Anonymous: fuck his best friend first

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Senator: download cp on his computer then call the cops on him tonight

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darkwing duck 421: Say ur breakin up........then pull out a huge dildo nd dildo slapp him to death nd then throw him ouuta an airplane to land on a pole that goes straight through his ass to his mouth........ouchy wawa.

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Anonymous: give him a bj, then bite his dick as hard as you can and punch his ball sack

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Karessa: I had 14 old ....I was one broke the fiancé.......Jijijijijiji

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Anonymous: kill him now

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slikwilly: maybe you two love birds should just work it out ; D

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slikwilly: or ass rape him until he breaks up with YOU. And if he likes it, just say that you can't be with someone who's gay cuz you ain't into that... then snap your fingers in a Z formation like a ghetto black girl Mmm Hmmm

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kinganonymous: >FaCePaLm< @ Karessa!! >:3 meanwhile Broken?. I remember you were beaten up to me, I was kid trolling. Lol when of 4 years later you're back loved to me again...Babe Kitty ; ]

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Anonymous: Fuck his dad and tell your bf he just couldn

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Warg: do a barrel roll.

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Senator: kill his dog, make hamburgers out of it, then have him eat it.

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Anonymous: rape his ass, then dump him

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vigtam: ring his door bell, when he answers the door take a shit on the welcome mat.

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Anonymous: shoot him

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Anonymous: Leave him for a white guy

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slikwilly: A singing telegram at his workplace. Preferably by a clown who does sound effects and makes balloon animals. That my help to ease the pain

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Anonymous: Date me

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Anonymous: Damn it so close

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Anonymous: next time he says banana

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Anonymous: after 60 years of marriage

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Anonymous: YOOOUUUUUU SHALLLL NOOOOT PAAAAASSSSSSS!

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sqwrrl: While he's in the bathroom beating one out.

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Anonymous: WOW, All these posts and no-one yet...I say while in the middle of having teh secks! lul

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Dutchy: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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Anonymous: While making out with another chick.

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Anonymous: I WIN.

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Anonymous: TOMOOOOOOORRRRRROOWWWWWWWWW

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Anonymous: fuck me and welll record it on video then you send it to him?

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Anonymous: ^ I vote for that one.

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Anonymous: by fucking his best friend like most hos do.

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Anonymous: Just tell him you want to be friends. That should fuck him up and make you feel better...Fucking bitch

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Oxygen: cut his balls off unless he can divide by zero, yesterday.

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Oxygen: furry session and a grenade, now!

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Anonymous: What a bad moment for beeing your boyfriend... I hope you die, bitch. Have nice day.

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slikwilly: Find him some new pussy so to make up for losing yours. Someone 10x's hotter than you and a nympho, he'll thank you for it.

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Anonymous: As soon as you can, you will perform the song you have written and composed yourself telling him to come back when his cock is bigger

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Anonymous: Anonymous: he finds you in bed with 2 niggers a pig and a riddicoulsy large vibrator.. 1271456575123 You win!

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Moongrim: Go lesbo

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sqwrrl: Put teeth in your vagina and bite his dick off.

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Anonymous: Why does everyone assume the OP is female?

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KillitWithFire: When he rapes ur mum!

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Anonymous: ^ POST ENDING IN DOUBLES GOD SUCKS COCK IN HELL

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Anonymous: fuck his best friend

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Anonymous: now

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Jones2k10: break his dick off and feed i to him.

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anon: after you kick his ass

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anon: or after some surprise buttsex

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Moongrim: Tie him to a chair, tease him, then engage in a 69 with your girlfriend. Give him blue balls

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8==D<: pay a male stripper to deliver the message to his house, and post pics of it happening

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Jesus: write "were through" on your tits, and send him a picture of it. also, post the pics

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Anonymous: fuck your boyfriend i have huge pines

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sumdumfuk: fuck his dad

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ThelemicMage: While fucking another dude, before killing the other dude and yourself.

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Raptor Jesus: 1273565630183 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< WINNNNNNNNNNNNNARRRRRRRRRRRR hahaha

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Anonymous: tomorrow. you have to say you are in love with a millionaire guy and dont want him anymore.

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Anonymous: Slash your wrists

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Anonymous: Right after you give him a blumkin

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Anonymous: fuck his friends.........

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Flarp: Break up with him after he dies of old age. Bitch.

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Anonymous: Recieve anal from him then suck his cock clean, then break up with him.

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Anony-me: show us your tits

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Anonymous: Anonymous: While making out with another chick. 1273565630183 <<<<<<<<< winner!!!!

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Anonymous: 1273565630183 FTW

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Anonymous: " im sorry its just not big enough, can i date your dad "

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Anonymous: " let me fuck your ass with a dead squirrel or your dumped "

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Anonymous: tell him you fucked his mum

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Anonymous: Don't do it

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pancake: Scroll up: Anonymous allready won! So stfu or you all will ruin OPs life and every relationship that is yet to come! ;o)

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Clown Dude: Email all his friends the video of you fucking his dad.

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muztashflex: tell him you used to be a man

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fuck_the_duck: Tie him up to the bed. Dildo up his ass. Leave him like that for 2 days.

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anomalya: what fucktheduck said, lol

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Anonymous: after showing hime

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Anonymous: after showing him a video of you fucking a dog

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JosefFritzl: By raping him up his ass just like how your father did to you when you used to host fake tea parties.

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Anonymous: Tell him that he is too ambitious.

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Anonymous: Sniff his farts.

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Anonymous: after you bite his cock off and post pics here

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FUCKING METAL: with your mouth, when you talk to him

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Anonymous: DO A BARREL ROLL!

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