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ITT: Everything a newfag should know
Newfag itt

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newfag (49) , itt (354)

Anonymous: Alt +F41275629633864
Anonymous: how to make a triforce.1275630273317
Furore23: Don't do it, newfag!1275651682531
the7rafe7: ^ god damn it dude you ruined the whole fucking post..1275660310326
cybersinner: Deleting C:/WINDOWS/system32 will make your comp hella fast.1275676596753
cybersinner: The fastest way to reformat a hard drive is to run a magnet in a straight line from the center of the platter to the outside edge at least 7 times, ten is better.1275679659732
Anonymous: The van cannot find you if you are behind 7 proxies.1275683471359
balder: how to respont with images!1275683772220
Anonymous: dont be a newfag1275690936115
cybersinner: That they are newfags.1275695796468
cybersinner: ITT=In This Thread, MOAR=More, CP=An inside joke, Moot=Our Illustrious Leader, Triforce=Something You can't do, The Game=Everybody plays it, you just lost it...so did I and everyone else who reads this, ANONYMOUS=The massive, nameless, faceless, all-powerful Gods of the Internets, Furries=Animal Sex Freaks, Fags=The inhabitants of 4chan.1275698003484
Anonymous: my recipe for lobster newburg1275699569375
Anonymous: ^om nom nom...jewish lobster1275699904599
Anonymous: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER1275715014657
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/130962/ITT:_Everything_a_newfag_should_know





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ITT: Silly reason we've gotten the banhammer
Ban itt

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ban (23) , itt (354)

iprobablyhateyou: XBLA was suspended for having my name "donkey puncherelli"1272259511386
TheRedneck: i was banned for a month!.. i sent Moot an email asking why.. but i never got reply :( hes a busy man i guess. still luv'em though :D1272266111581
Aalfred666: ^ you got banned simpy cuz ur a chicken fucking redneck hick.1272267072721
the7rafe7: ^ banned1272268231181
robohitler: got banned from gamefaqs for spoiling the end of alan wake1272336994467
chrud: 3 days in slammer by banhammer. chucked some fuck's idea of a joke. joke was on me! haha1295163472175
XENU: Posting shooped pics of Moot on my dick. 7 day B&, also niggerdick in my inbox1295976486799
Anonymous: i had cybersex on habbo hotel1295994868762
Weirdboy: Mentioning KFC and Obama in the same post, oh shit i did it again1296004313124
Anonymous: nigger dick in /a/1296921701248
BnSneky: ^hahahaha1296930712355
Feefdoodle: i got banned from the mall from bothering the security gaurd at Exact Time when i kept asking them if they had the exact time1297057638231
SouthernPride: advertized child porn on this one site. lol it was a fake link to fbi.gov tho1297058609268

ToolShed
1297059276827
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/117124/ITT:_Silly_reason_we've_gotten_the_banhammer




ITT: THINGS EVERYONE ELSE LIKES ABOUT PORN EXCEPT YOU
Porn itt

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porn (496) , itt (354)

anonymule: cumshots and big dicks. the fuck? seeing all these chicks get pounded by a huge as cock (black or white) ruins the fantasy for me. and women should swallow the cumshot, not have it shot on her face.1286926369672
chumpno1: feet licking, sucking, inserting etc. yuck fffuuu1286927482610
AZO9Swall0ded: unwillings... horny from cries.. forced.. fuck you, get shot in the dick1286931149533
Anonymous: camera guy and or male actor that gets to buys talking to each other about how good it is to be banging a girl... i only want to see and hear the girl, damn it!1286932916806
Anonymous: *too busy1286932948820
Kib420: POV i like all angles1286939052406
Mutt: Ditto anonymule1286939183978
SLIPPY: 1286941558685
Anonymous: The dicks, solo or lesbians please.1286941717667

Anonymous
like busty blondes, don't like eggplants
1286959214993
Bongochops: Hate the way Japanese girls look amazing, but squeak when they're getting fucked, and can't do blowjobs properly1286959417378
Anonymous: Don't like lesbian porn.1286994277776
sickfuck88: i hate when they show a closeup on the dudes face1286994644425

Anonymous
^ you mean like this?
1286996772668
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/153473/ITT:_THINGS_EVERYONE_ELSE_LIKES_ABOUT_PORN_EXCEPT_YOU




ITT: movies you would like to see remade
Movie itt

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movie (96) , itt (354)

Redrocco: I would like to see Tim Burton remake "A clockwork Orange" for one1276820787384
Anonymous: "Cat Ballou" remade by the Cohen brothers1276821328537
Anonymous: To kill a Mocking Bird...remade by Disney.1276822123833
Redrocco: ^^that would rock1276823276873
balls420: motel hell1276824374622
Anonymous: something by that madman, david lynch.1276833728800
Anonymous: iron man 21276841859378
iprobablyhateyou: youth in revolt1276841993179
Anonymous: IN DIANA JONES1276842498578
Anonymous: all of the harry potter movies except the first one1276842912572
Anonymous: the hulk, they both sucked balls1276843795402
Anonymous: David Lynch remakes "Mel Brooks' History of the World: Part 1"1276846491883
Anonymous: John Waters remakes "Frank Miller's 300"1276846763707
Redrocco: "a face in the crowd" except make andy griffith's character a rw talk radio guy instead of a singer1276865883806
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134179/ITT:_movies_you_would_like_to_see_remade




You must post ITT if you think mainstream porn is crude, boring and overrated.
Porn overrated ITT

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porn (496) , overrated (2) , ITT (354)

Bubble: .o/1254919488778
DutchGuy: i do, but i still fap to it. am i an hypocrite?1254921828502
Pyro: no cos i do the same1254921922682
Anonymous: amateur porn ftw1255588995706
Anonymous: ITT1257406984774
Anonymous: Yes it is. Watching other people when they are doing it for real, not acting, that's what's exciting.1257420683108
PlaugedByLife: ^ so true....swinging is my kinda game.1257422005144
crackerkiller5: 3108....i agree1257429696370
Sinonymous: no, doing for real, not watching it, is exiting. Try it with something other than your hand, sometime!1257434257567
Hughbie: That is going to be hard for some here. They are quite attracted to their hands. I'm sure some would marry their hand if they could. I would but I married a women instead...I mean vagina...I mean breasts..oh shit..one of those female thingos...she's cute n pretty n all that stuff... Jessica would like to....anyhow....1257434751591
Anonymous: ^ lol yes, but that's implied. The topic is porn media and how to you feel about it. Most movies are so plastic, so fake, it's lame. But a video of real people is indeed better than porn, not better than doing it yourself, obviously!1257434811558
Hughbie: true true...got off topic there. Most porn movies are just lame these days. And what is with the guys spitting into the chicks arsehole or the girls spitting on the guys dick? Like srsly...Use some lube but don't gross me out with that shit. So there is crude. Boring, hello...copy pasta anyone? All the same to most extents. Overrated? Obsofuckinglutley.1257435172610
Sinonymous: And what is with the guys spitting into the chicks arsehole or the girls spitting on the guys dick? That shit is thespian GENIUS!!! These are HARD working PORN STARS, doing thier best to make YOU CUM!!! Give these TALENTED HACKTORS and HACKTRESSES the SPECT they DESERVE. I LOVE you Bela Donna.1257436195661
Redrocco: its all copypasta when it comes to mainstream porn, tho its relieved occasionally by the rare appearance of a truly enthusiastic newcomer.1257436423281
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/57309/You_must_post_ITT_if_you_think_mainstream_porn_is_crude,_boring_and_overrated.




Seeking advice : My mate just walked in and asked WTF C4C is. Do I educate her, or kill her? Answers on a postcard.
ITT chan4chan question

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ITT (354) , chan4chan (341) , question (218)

fiveby5: just ask her where your sammich is...1311905966342
iprobablyhateyou: call her a newfag and blast her with piss1311906051277
Burrgeezy: Fuck everything you kill.....1311906341447
Greyhoundpaul: Thanks dude! lol1311945966102
Anonymous: educate her while you fuck her, then blast her with fire & kill her with piss1311946812104
pocket: Mate with her, force pink sock, post pics.1311947914902
Anonymous: tell her about the dark side of the Internetz...show her some gorevids and 2 girls 1 cup flick...1311949476639
froggywentacortn: Cut your dick off and choke her to death with it !1311956586838
Zorro: My mate - Her ?? your mate is a her? introduce her!1311956765377
Anonymous: ^ it's his hand1311969053352
MrPerspective: You're welcome... OP! :-)1311977673371
Anonymous: tits or GTFO1311988523880
Aganonymous: fuck her1312003694241
MrPerspective: Fuck her, then kill her, then educate the hot-ass zombie. XD1312062323866
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/183287/Seeking_advice_:_My_mate_just_walked_in_and_asked_WTF_C4C_is._Do_I_educate_her,_or_kill_her?_Answers_on_a_postcard.




Recommend me some music plz:]
Request music itt advice

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request (5) , music (89) , itt (354) , advice (280)

Anonymous: Explosions In the Sky ~ remember me as a time of day1274925638157
Anonymous: Isao Tomita.. anything by him1274926154810
Warg: Katy Perry, 3OH!3, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, M.I.A. and ummmm.... Misfits.1274945855270
Bubble: Wintersleep - Orca, or most things by rise against. and Warg GTFO with all your radio mainstream crap sellouts.1274948293619
iprobablyhateyou: coheed and cambria, the fall of troy, circa survive, brand new, lydia, person l, oceansize1274951127803
Anonymous: Three 6 Mafia - Mystic Styles1274958510156
TotallyNasty: Aeon - God Gives Head In Heaven1274959051221
cliptoe: Ballad of the Hip Death Goddess by Ultimate Spinach1275000016679
MrNick: Enter Shikari. 'nuff said.1275002046738
Anonymous: black leather jesus1275002394842
Anonymous: CIRCUS OF DEAD SQUIRRELS1275322310989
Anonymous: lady gaga1275322413871
George: Camel,Budgie,Lesley West,Spartacus by Triumvirate, Yes, Badfinger,Three Dog Nite,Brownsville Station,Iggy Pop, DIO, Slayer, Black Sabbath,Angel,Reverend Horton Heat,Moxxy,James Gang.1275327503281
Revolver: Do a Bong Hit & listen to "Oh Superman" by Laurie Anderson on YoutubeMusic.1275336797339
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129234/Recommend_me_some_music_plz:]




uncross your feet / legs and take off your left hand from your face.
Advice itt

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advice (280) , itt (354)

Pyro: well it was half right- my legs arent crossed1260245427251
DannDruff: FFFFFFUUUUUU1260287581185
Anonymous: was whole wrong....1260288007591
Anonymous: that's not where my left hand is... ;-)1260298678819
mynamehere: this was SPOT ON!! unbelievable1261186617947
TASTYbacon: Yeah whatever........1261188292666
Daddy: half right, my legs were crossed, but my hand wasn't on my face! :P1261189788321
crackerkiller5: ?????1261194977789
Van: freaky1261195749158
Stillfree420: damn they were right1261207484814
Spermany: yyeah half right... my hands were crossed and my left leg was on my face1261223908672
Anonymous: More like, cross your legs and take your hand of your penis.1261224380513
Anonymous: you can leave your hand on my penis big guy.1261226282177
Anonymous: Holy fuck.1261306215723
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/72982/uncross_your_feet_/_legs_and_take_off_your_left_hand_from_your_face.




Covers that are better than the original.
Cover itt

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cover (6) , itt (354)


DutchGuy
1267840308739
DutchGuy: or did i miss the point completely?1267840337405
Anonymous: Metallica's "Turn the Page," Travis Tritt's "Take it Easy"1267846142241
killzMinuz9: emma, sisters of mercy1267846247723
Anonymous: seether - careless whisper ... I think it was originally george michaels1267848146308
Creepis: Manson's "Sweet Dreams","I Put a Spell On You","Personal Jesus"...Faith No More "Easy"...Type-O-Negative "Summer Breeze"...Powerman5000 "Let the Good Times Roll"...Disturbed "SHOUT 2000" originally Tears for Fears.1267854384533
Dr. Dietmar Posselt: Johnny Cash "Hurt"1267864684880
johnnynothumbs: Korn "Word Up"1267864700182
Redrocco: george thuirogood "move it on over" and "I'm a man"1267864753112
iprobablyhateyou: gabriel and dresden - dust in the wind1267884909252
Anonymous: Kelly Osborne, Pappa dont preach1267972012729
dodgeboy: Bare Naked Ladies - covering Bruce Coughburn's "lovers in Dangerous times"1267989126884
Anonymous: Ensiferum - Lady in Black (Cover of Uriah Heep - Lady in Black)1268594288342
Anonymous: The Jesus and Mary Chain's 'Head On' done by Pixies1268600921686
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/98447/Covers_that_are_better_than_the_original.




FACT: The only reason you use drugs is to cover up the pain of being a loser.
Drugs loser itt

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drugs (142) , loser (9) , itt (354)

Anonymous: what pain?1278956199318
Pyro: There is no pain1279002183378
Anonymous: The only reason I use drugs is the occasional headache.1279002580179
iprobablyhateyou: the reason i use drugs is cause i like to be fucked up... nothing more to it1279032487227
Lyndsey L: The reason i use drugs is ...erm... I ....forgot.1279034326367
Furore23: ^ You use drugs to forget. He has our gratitude!1279039321792
DutchGuy: obvious troll is obvious1279043856548
WhiteShark: Troll troll troll fap fap fap1279049547514
Anonymous: drugs use me --1279061615100
the7rafe7: ^^^^^ all in denial ^^^^^^^1279078528930
Threadkiller 3000: FACT: OP is a raging faggot. RKB aka whatchamacallit aka Laffit Pincay aka Anonymous loves him some hairy schwantz. Kisses....1279090398868
RKB: ^thats not what your mom told me lat night.1279112358333
Threadkiller 3000: ^ also conducts séances in drag.1279120808658

Anonymous
^ WOOHOO!!!
1279134094444
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/136459/FACT:_The_only_reason_you_use_drugs_is_to_cover_up_the_pain_of_being_a_loser.




Things you learned the hard way about the opposite sex.
ITT

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ITT (354)

Anonymous: D= I'm gay!1246658586187
Anonymous: seconded1246661868696
Anonymous: that i have a pee pee and she has a cunt1246678924483
Anonymous: If you hit them in the head with pinecone - they cry .1246681369683
Anonymous: If you fuck them without a condom , they get pregnant .1246816356536
Anonymous: guys only trust u if ur their friend1246865833854
Anonymous: If you kill a chick, you get arrested and sent to jail. Ain't that a bitch.1246888334862
Anonymous: they love suprises, like a tactful jab into the pooper.1246899128429
ShamWow Guy: they make me angry when they bite my tongue1246900319324
Anonymous: They were all once guys until they had SRS - Sex Reassignment Surgery1246901475192
Anonymous: Women require you to be a confident but yet nonchalant douchebag in order to acknowledge you.1246903045414
Anonymous: That people who say "size doesn't matter" are hung like hamsters!1247070580915
lul: i dont can fuck it, but i can beat it tills halfdead an then i can rape her ass till she is full1247852601146
Bubble: Men don't like it when you want to carry on, and on and on... They can't cook, before you start toast is not cooking boys.1247853238895
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/29685/Things_you_learned_the_hard_way_about_the_opposite_sex.




SAY IT! Get it off your Chest Now!
Complaint itt

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complaint (4) , itt (354)

Poopalotacus: NIPPLES!1307245466878
UriAr: C4C is a waste of time1307251366859
Anonymous: ^GTFO then. moron1307251456828
AZO: gtfo's and stfu's never worked, they're arguments for retards. You....have....no.....power...1307256041820
pocket: you should be banned for reposts, not making fun of peoples usernames.1307281990158
anonymule: It sucks you got to be "popular" to get your uploads accepted.1307283372805
Anonymous: ^ fact: username is not looked at when images are unselected to be kept. | ^^ fact2: there's no rule about making fun of usernames, learn to read.1307288504217
Weed: Rape can be hilarious!1307290887797
anonymule: ^^ bullshit on fact 1. Favorites and oldfags get images accepted even before fresh mode is reviewed.1307293303992
iprobablyhateyou: not true1307293738463
anonymule: riiiiiiiiight, sure it's not1307293937245
anonymule: I have seen fresh uploads go from "delete" to "report abuse" just as they were uploaded by the very same oldfags that inhabit the karma toplists month after month so please, save me the whole....everyone's uploads are equal nonsense. there is absolutely no way that the average c4c user can get as many upload slots as the oldfags if they aren't in league with modfags who accept them.1307294888208
anonymule: call bullshit if you want1307294905624
Captngeetch: The internet is not a democracy...1307296480649
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/178253/SAY_IT!_Get_it_off_your_Chest_Now!




Hit ctrl + V in the comment box and hit enter
Copypasta itt

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copypasta (7) , itt (354)

Anonymous: ERROR: Empty comment1278410602386
Anonymous: Nokia N8101278410874710
Anonymous: TheFinalBattalion1278410938535
Anonymous: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1278411199668
Max: sex1278421258529
Anonymous: 55981278422145917
Anonymous: nigger1278422993658
athiest: http://www.johnandjohn.nl/write/jaj749.gif1278423030458
Anonymous: fap1278438029797
Wolf 6: Amorphophallus titanium1278450279587
Stupid: You can buy them in pairs?1278450400788
Anonymous: x_1=x_0-f(x_0 )*(〖(x〗_0-x_(-1)))⁄((f(x_0 )-f(x_(-1) ))) - Honestly!1278452783920
Anonymous: file:///home/anon/MyTeenVideo [Anal SiteRIP - 720p]/Anuschka_23-03-2009.wmv file:///home/anon/MyTeenVideo [Anal SiteRIP - 720p]/Anuschka_26-09-2009.wmv file:///home/anon/MyTeenVideo [Anal SiteRIP - 720p]/Anuschka_26-10-2009.wmv file:///home/anon/MyTeenVideo [Anal SiteRIP - 720p]/Emily_04-07-2008.wmv file:///home/anon/MyTeenVideo [Anal SiteRIP - 720p]/Emily_18-06-2008.wmv file:///home/anon/MyTeenVi1278457339136
Anonymous: And then i told her, tits or GTFO!1278457421389
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/135451/Hit_ctrl_+_V_in_the_comment_box_and_hit_enter




I'm gone - Happy Now?
Redrocco gone itt drama butthurt

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Redrocco (24) , gone (1) , itt (354) , drama (7) , butthurt (9)

c4c: http://chat4chan.com/redrocco.htm1295543805930
YuLiekPicturz: ITT: We party hard1295543805931
AvAL: Yay!!1295543829517

lily84
1295543941886
yoshi: sorry to see you go man... i don't really know WTF happened, i guess no one will ever tell me the true story, so all i have to say it... best of luck with whatever new chatroom you decide to troll, tell wee to lay off the porn :p1295544062579
XENU:   ☻1295544081158
XENU: ☻ ☻1295544084273
Anonymous: We'll ALL be gone soon if OP doesn't knock the crap off with incoming and Porn... WORD!!1295544303520
MegaShit: Indifferent, if you really want to know.... Although, if I'm being really honest, if I was walking down the street and saw you being beaten and sexually assaulted by a gang of black transsexuals and Mexican cross-dressers, I would probably have a bit of a chuckle. No offence.1295544826829
AvAL:   ▲1295544885795
AvAL: ▲▲1295544889969
Kib420: ▼ ▼1295545721530
Kib420:   ▼1295545728455
iprobablyhateyou: don't go RR... you are one of the few that aren't dumbshit newfags... wuthappen1295548827651
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/164810/I'm_gone_-_Happy_Now?




ITT: Who is your favorite? - Nickeh43 - Lily84 - GirlSoldier27
Lily84 nickeh43 Girlsoldier727 queen itt

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lily84 (20) , nickeh43 (41) , Girlsoldier727 (6) , queen (23) , itt (354)

Nono7000: Lily84 or GirlSoldier727 I think1306918123887
GirlSoldier727: LOL it's me :31306918153772
Focktor: LilySoldier431306918374253
Focktor: Also...nipples or GTFO! :>1306918510315
Flarp: Very fond of the first two. I don't think I have had the pleasure of meeting GirlSoldier727.1306918906114
Anonymous: they are all lovely, end of debate...1306919117103
Niggapleaze: Hard to say, all are very VERY Fappable...........Can i Haz BJ by All?1306921344992
Anonymous: GirlSolder FTW, Lily has got the herpes and Nickeh is like 73.1306922092709
Anonymous: I do love me some GirlSoldier!1306924222207
spl556: Lil84.......1306926161697
Aganonymous: LILY OF COURSE!1306926172809
Quasimodo: GirlSoldier!1306926413976
Zobinsky: Long time, no see Nickeh43.. still here?1306926919601
Weed: It used to be Lily, but then she turned to the dark side... GS FTW!1306931432513
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/177828/ITT:_Who_is_your_favorite?_-_Nickeh43_-_Lily84_-_GirlSoldier27




Worst way to DIE
Death fire an hero question hanging itt

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death (91) , fire (255) , an hero (26) , question (218) , hanging (24) , itt (354)

Anonymous: acid1269642149789
Anonymous: die a virgin1269692674545
greyhoundpaul: during sex.1269694265357
pocket: with an object in rectum, or by an object in rectum1269694620612
KarmaPickles: alone1269696057137
Sparty: die under water :/1269801456868
Anonymous: drowning in urea/fecal matter1269919804810
Pyro: With your or someone elses dick in ur hand1269920277206
CreepisKryp: PARASITES...(wretch)1269939000877
SirRichard: In prison.......1269953978355
dodgeboy: young1269958843509
zbloh: as a virgin1269959338984
the7rafe7: is while being you.1270034032610
Anonymous: If you write it down, it WILL happen to you.1270313809866
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/105733/Worst_way_to_DIE




ITT: YOU MUST POST IF YOU LOVE THE GAP
Gap itt

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gap (20) , itt (354)

Pyro: Fall into tha gap1261121383561
Anonymous: gotta love the gap1261126966731
Anonymous: FUCK THE GAP!1261134323899
Anonymous: The Gap Kids1261187222379
JoHoHo: I love the Gap....1261201138144
bananaman: teh best1261209126289
themadhatter666: me posted1261217185208
Anonymous: been there done that loved every minute of it.1261235057792
Anonymous: show the gap.... make sure she's not a trap1261352164968
Terrorist Hunter: Love the gap!1261390102265
themadhatter666: gap1261771389258
Anonymous: always for the gap!1261782413666
Anonymous: more gap?1261782504241
Anonymous: Needs more penis1261787544945
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/75564/ITT:_YOU_MUST_POST_IF_YOU_LOVE_THE_GAP




HEY CHRISTIANS, IF GOD EXISTS, HOW COME HE DOESN'T EXIST?
Itt religion troll question atheist

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itt (354) , religion (396) , troll (237) , question (218) , atheist (50)

AmusingMuse: Hey atheists, where did all the matter and energy for the big bang come from before the big bang, and before the before the big bang and so on and so forth. There has to be a starting point somewhere.1285659167662
Bongochops: Fussion. That is all1285659302226
Bongochops: Fission. poor typing1285659321822
Greeft: I think the point OP is making, is what was there to fiss in the first place?1285676807210
Anonymous: Why are there still monkeys? Why haven't they all evolved?1285677595727
dodgeboy: why does beer run out ?1285681084270
Anonymous: Hey Muse, where did God come from and so on and so forth. Starting point?1285720746532
chrud: why does cum stain everything?1285720911230
Limerick: You aren't fapping hard enough.1285720961270
Anonymous: Why do you think monkeys haven't evolved? The monkeys we know today are most likely not the same monkeys that humans evolved from. Both species are different branches that have most likely evolved from a common ancestor. You might as well ask why there are still domestic cats when there are also lions and tigers and so on. Evolution goes into many directions.1285720986492
Mutt: We split off from them more than 6 million years ago and have both been evolving ever since. Point of interest: our crab lice are decended from gorilla lice.1285721484619
Anonymous: a better question - why does anybody sane treat religious fanatics as anything other than the self deluded RETARDS they obviously are?!1285723236426
Anonymous: I guess deep down, most people don't believe that religious people are that retarded and hope they are dealing with people who are just mildly retarded or just deeply ignorant. Unfortunately, most religious fags are complete nutcases who will never be able to understand anything.1285728007758
AmusingMuse: For starters: According to the bible God exists outside of time and space. According to the rules of physics matter and energy cannot exist outside of time and space. Secondly: just because I beleive in anything doesn't make me even mildly retarded it just makes me have hope that there is something better than a world that labels people as "religious fags".1285739420954
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/151729/HEY_CHRISTIANS,_IF_GOD_EXISTS,_HOW_COME_HE_DOESN'T_EXIST?




ITT: LAST THING YOU KILLED AND WHY
Itt kill death thread

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itt (354) , kill (46) , death (91) , thread (1018)

Anonymous: A moth...its wings had been torn to fuck so I put it out of its misery1274471903896
robohitler: someone with kindness1274472485276
yetnotdead: I shot a man in reno just to watch him die1274472756108
Mad Hatter: A SIX PACK OF SHINER BACH BEER BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET DRUNK1274479096932
Anonymous: Snails. They were eating my tulips. I try to move them humanely to my neighbor's garden, but I'm sure some of them died.1274479571880
Pyro: My g-bong1274717737485
Pyro: I need no reason1274718061925
Anonymous: A nasty spider ...it was big and fast and very close to being inside my house1274720106291
TwoFaced: A bee. I fucking hate bees.1274724512695
F'en Liars! ^^^: A Million Sperm Cells.1274732887554
cliptoe: time-bored1274735355340
Anonymous: dog. was vaguely annoying me1275437729418
Furore23: OP.1275492273586
Anonymous: your moms vagina........ no reason needed..1275518995152
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/127519/ITT:_LAST_THING_YOU_KILLED_AND_WHY




ITT: What you want to be doing right before you die.
Itt death

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itt (354) , death (91)

robohitler: living1267502025462
BasementKing: Finding what all the fuss about CP is about?1267502332270
Pyro: Smoken weed and drinkin booze with my best buddies next to a bigass fire sharing storys of our childhood memories1267506179309
Anonymous: A six year old1267507310675
killzMinuz9: ^don't worry hun i am going to be right there to take 'care' of your inbred ass, oh me whatever i can die happy now, take it away anonfags1267544886597
dodgeboy: having an epic shit1267545839327
Hughbie: cumming? Why has no one chosen this? Let me dump a monster load and kick the bucket. Have sex and die...cmon...1267548499692
Hughbie: Actually..sorry foks...there is one other....racing..car racing...I'm ok to kick the bucket at 300+km/h (that'll give tha tbritfag nob an idea)1267548639409
Anonymous: heroin and a shotgun1267576956172
Creepis: Sleeping, Coma, Zombie...rather not realize that I died. Always something unfinished.1267579200346
iprobablyhateyou: getting high1267580872672
DannDruff: driving a bus filled with niggers on an alpine mountain pass1267633022321
gom: Jumping of on of the twin... no wait.. jumping of empire state buliding1270082159938
RussiA: 300+ on my r11270083201398
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/97080/ITT:_What_you_want_to_be_doing_right_before_you_die.




ITT: Oldfags Post Your First Accepted Image
ITT chan4chan oldfag image

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ITT (354) , chan4chan (341) , oldfag (15) , image (8)


weeone
1293327710341

Redrocco
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Nickeh43
1293327723537

leashedHATE
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iprobablyhateyou
129332923799

XENU
1293334798773

Zobinsky
1293356643694

absinthe
1293376744901

bananaman
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Grund1e: I don't know how to post a thumbnail. http://chan4chan.com/archive/156882/Woman_Utters_Line_Never_Previously_Recorded_In_A_Police_Report1293394336851
Anonymous: You've not even been here 2 mos. ,Grund1e, PLUS you don't know how to thumbnail. How does this make you oldfag?1293397585944
weeone: under the pic Grun is a "link to this" addy, all you need is the #'s..... 156882, but they have to have : # here: around them1293401447780

weeone
Grund1e 1st
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Anonymous: Guess Grund1e is now an honorary oldfag1293402130900
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/161605/ITT:_Oldfags_Post_Your_First_Accepted_Image




MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE
Itt

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itt (354)

Westin: learning that my grandma uses chan4chan1301486343922
Anonymous: Learning that Westin and I have the same Grandmother.1301496457228
MAELSTHUR: when my counsin catch me faping1301516638791
Anonymous: learning that my grandchildren learned that i use C4C1301543745588
Anonymous: ^^counsin???1301558100328
Anonymous: learning my wife has grandchildren1301711928319
concordnhguy25: Learning the woman I have been fucking is Westin's grandmother1301712008709
Twinchlian: That must have been back when your father caugth me with your mother and your sister.1301734295252
Gay Randy: noot be able to spellz so greatly1301754867180
Anonymous: I've been called newfag a few times...1301757174492
user775: getting caught fapping by this 12 year old that I was supposed to baby sit at my house.....1301757440421
Twinchlian: ... but then embarrassment soon turned into hot&heavy petting?1301766791469
12Y/O: i miss u user775, y u no cum back?1301766993781
Anonymose: accidentally all over your mom...1303776849144
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/172913/MOST_EMBARASSING_MOMENT_OF_YOUR_LIFE




IF GOD ISN'T REAL? - Then why do people waste time discussing it on C4C?
God religion itt

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god (79) , religion (396) , itt (354)

Limerick: You know what's worse than people who endlessly argue over trivial things? Trivial critics of people arguing over trivial things.1287303418853
Limerick: The Game.1287303442340
Muhammad: Hey all im saying is MORE tits and lolz1287303529649
Muhammad: I guess the entire world is a critic of some trivial topic...??1287303731509
Anonymous: SIGH1287304259577
Muhammad: lol1287304467887
Phadrus: I wish it was that simple. Theist cause most of the wars and misery on this planet. But, if you want to post more porn, I'm all for that! What were we talking about?1287319555230
Greeft: FUCKING HELL YOU CUNT! YOU ARE SOOOO WRONG! HOW CAN YOU MAKE SUCH SHIT CLAIMS! SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY DO FUCKING EXIST, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THEM, SO THEY HAVE TO BE TRUE!!!!!!1287323201101
Phadrus: ^He/She must be right, because they are using cap-locks.1287323905242
Nickeh43: Wait, wait. Is this picture debating about debating? WAT?1287325240343
Greeft: ^^Actually I wasn't I just held the shift key.1287325789830
Muhammad: LOL @ Greeft and i agree Phadrus.......1287342024199
Muhammad: @ Nickeh43 - The picture is just some frustration over seeing the "if god isnt real" pictures everyday1287342126405
Kib420: tits1287342574994
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/154015/IF_GOD_ISN'T_REAL?_-_Then_why_do_people_waste_time_discussing_it_on_C4C?




I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED - I'M NSFW
Unemployment nsfw job itt

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unemployment (2) , nsfw (5) , job (26) , itt (354)

cybersinner: lul'ed1275866363870
Anonymous: thanks for the change obama... hope u die!1275875495241
Redrocco: I need this on a t-shirt1276797677833
Anonymous: ^ for the next job interview1276969575976
NSFW: :)1281715218947
YuLiekPicturz: hehe like i.. NAME UNRELATED ▲1281726860658
crackerkiller5: 8947.....haha!1281771928302
Anonymous: Me too! LOL1281777936914
AwesomeAnonymous!: oh shit! looks like combo gone get started here! cuz I need that t-shirt too!1288819598575
MarkMonkey: Win1290033935168
CHANmh: Looking forward to the t-shirt being in the chan4chan shop1292509115538
Hughbie: now this is good!1375714930750
Anonymous: yep, thanks ATOS1375798393702
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/128579/I'M_NOT_UNEMPLOYED_-_I'M_NSFW




What is plagiarism?
Theft piracy plagiarism itt question

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theft (4) , piracy (19) , plagiarism (1) , itt (354) , question (218)

Anonymous: Google it.1268348606894
PokerlordJedi: search the fucking web, man1268354638924
KarmaPickles: 1. You write it. 2. I use it. 3.???? 4.$$$$ /thread1268357261527
Anonymous: What is plagiarism .. thats what it is1268361498321
Archadae: Im not intrested in wikis, i know the definition, i wanna know ur opininon.1268378468252
Archadae: imo is Plagiatrism= Fags getting pissed when sum1 uses thei stupidness for major lulz @ 4chan1268378573681
BeaversNDucks: freedom of speech helps plagiarists1268379831605
NMuSu: Stealing from one source = plagiarism / stealing from MANY sources = well written essay1268927018700
wiki raider: Plagiarism is the use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work.1268939726390
Anonymous: Plagiarism is the practice of using or copying someone else's idea or work and pretending that you thought of it or created it. < i wrote that.1268943521360

Redrocco
1270229841467
Anonymous: copypasta from one paper is plagiarism,copypasta from many papers is research1271116958438
Greeft: Mmmm I like pasta!1272066176271
Anonymous: Hey I just thought of a question - what is plagiarism?1272308834100
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/100687/What_is_plagiarism?





Funny content collection

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Times Science Has Been Proven Wrong - NEVER
Religion itt science

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religion (396) , itt (354) , science (149)

Anonymous: Flat Earth? That's not science.1266640873562
Anonymous: The thing about science: It's not a belief system. It's knowledge based on observation. It can be proven right and it can be proven wrong. And it is happy to be testes over and over again. It is happy to add new knowledge and discoveries to the mix. Religion may never have been proven wrong, but it's also never been proven right. It's based on pure fantasy like santa clause or the easter bunny.1266641104786
Anonymous: You haven't talked to any Global Warmists have you? It IS their religion1266642303269
Anonymous: I am talking about science in general. Science is still right even if some people may be using science to substantiate a political or idealogical cause.1266650359721
Anonymous: My personal view on the matter is, that we'll need our energy from other sources than oil sooner or later weather global warming is true or false, or anywhere in between.1266650523780
Bubble: Anyone name the time religion has been right?1266653035438
dodgeboy: when politics (global warming) intrudes on science it becomes a religion,and becomes as invalid as religion.1266690665116
Anonymous: ^don't agree... the basic science can always be re-checked and re-tested... that's the beauty of science... it doesn't ask you to believe... it asks you to see for yourself1266716571184
Anon: are you fucking kidding me, ok when you get cancer pray to your god for a miracle and abandon all medical science, or die and assume you were meant to by your loving doG1268802760495
Anon: hmmm let's see here ancient Egyptian religion which BECAME the basis for Christianity so anything there after should follow the same fate, also the Greeks...whose religion was downgraded to mythology. oh and what miracle did pope john paul the two do exactly? did he appear in some nightclub in mexico after his death or someshit? if you believe your god exists kill yourself and be with him1268802989873
Anon: you cant prove something wrong when the basis for explanations rely on deus ex machina1268803084407
Anonymous: Heliocentricism is what we have now - a sun centered system.1274457875529
Dickhead: cuz all religions say the same thing, be nice, don't kill, and love women... and a few other things but thats the jist of it.1274935503151
Master Pokerlord Jed: SO WHAT? THATS THE PURPOSE OF SCIENCE, TO GET NEW KNOWLEDGE AND GET US CLOSER TO THE TRUTH ----- FUCK YOU ALL RELIGIOUS FREAKS1274938180540
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/93661/Times_Science_Has_Been_Proven_Wrong_-_NEVER




HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.
Religion atheist itt question checkmate

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religion (396) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218) , checkmate (1)

Grave: Yeah atheists, how?1276768240420
Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word?1276768345160
devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!!1276769332560

anonymous
1276771856859
Furore23: He used boat-shoes.1276790217993
Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen.1276880408396
AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water.1276881815525
Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill.1276889227656
Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking?1276952750406
zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd1276954158968
the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz1276962321711
cybersinner: Sand bar1276981235313
Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible.1277003208883
Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah"1277003335676
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134033/HEY_ATHEISTS:_If_god_doesn't_exist,_then_how_jesus_walked_on_water?_CHECKMATE.




NOTICE - YOU ARE AWESOME
Notice awesome itt

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notice (2) , awesome (70) , itt (354)

Anonymous: I sure am!1264217154843
SheikYabhutti: Nice of you to notice1264217474818
anonymouse: You're too insignificant to tell me that1264245728491
Anonymous: NO U!1264249219676
Anonymous: Awww, Thanksie1274035215996
Warg: Awwwww!! Thanks, Pyro. You're not so bad yourself! In fact, if you're lucky I might let you buy me a beer... or seven.1274077839516
slikwilly: hey I try1274082718272
Pyro: Any time Warg, And as for the beers....well long story short they got drank......by me....1274166568781
Anonymous: I am more than simply "awesome". I AM GOD'S DIVINE PENIS!1274168809234
Limerick: ^The subject expresses the desire to insert his person fully into the female sexual organ. A Freudian would suggest that he has not resolved his oedipal phase and is fixated on returning to his mother's womb.1280667190275
Limerick: ^A behaviourist would argue that he has been conditioned by society to want to be a penis. That is, to be the embodiment of the male ego. Extrapolating, one could say that he feels worthless in other endevours to the point that his only satisfaction or reassurance comes from his sexual organ. His constant need of assurance would only further itself with doubt as his every attempt with women fails.1280667543429
Limerick: ^A *channer would call him a newfag.1280667593615
Limerick: I would call him pitiful.1280668037930
Koen: Thanks for noticing Pyro!1280688957145
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/85856/NOTICE_-_YOU_ARE_AWESOME




Define Necessity
Poor rich africa xmas difference itt

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poor (44) , rich (41) , africa (214) , xmas (54) , difference (142) , itt (354)

anonymous: Baby nigger still has a big dick. WTF? I guess big dicks don't feed you.1293347065187
dodgeboy: birth control1293376947351
darkstan: The disparity is sobering. Merry Christmas, everyone.1293498839358
Finest: necessity is spaying a neutering all those niggers over there starving out and spreading aids...stop letting them reproduce and problem solved, if they wont stop fucking and making things worse cut their dicks off and sew them shut1293501478935
Anonymous: ^ truer words have never been spoken1293501817931
Lickathesplit: Define choise !! I suppose you posted this pic. as if you gave a damn, but my interrest is in what you are not showing...!!!1293540281252

Anonymous
1293541284607
Flarp: What if they introduced cannibalism?1294910793815
Anonymous: That is one huge baby dick1295362339145
MegaShit: If these fuckers need food, they why don't they drive to the fucking supermarket like the rest of us have to, instead of waiting for the Red Cross to deliver groceries to their houses. Lazy fuckers would rather starve to death than go shopping!1295363236117
HAL9000: If they just ate their nigger dicks they would be fine!1295363724491
Flarp: If I had a nickle for every time I've heard, "Nick cock on that starving nigger!"1295371417598
StormTrooper: 4607: fucking hilarious1295381526407
Anonymous: goes to show capitalism works hahahaahah only for the white race1295428897731
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/161652/Define_Necessity




If it's not a game, why keep score?
Question chan4chan game itt karma

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question (218) , chan4chan (341) , game (184) , itt (354) , karma (10)

Redrocco: ??1280768520761
iprobablyhateyou: what is "it"1280776646421
athiest: who is "we"1280784792884
absinthe: The Game is always lost. The score distracts us from the inevitability of our own mortality. (?) (or by 'game' do you mean 'crab' and by 'score' you mean 'scratching'?1280789284506
Nickeh43: Absinthe has hit it on the head, as per usual1280790200481
Pyro: I just lost1280819506906
sickfuck88: ^dammit me too1280855212179
Anonymous: All Games are only mock combat; we keep "score" in points only because keeping it in severed heads is no longer socially acceptable. (?) (or by 'game' do you mean 'RAPE' and by 'score' do you mean 'SERIAL'?1280858653827
Limerick: It's quite apparent he meant "cunt" and "punting."1281587776461
gympervert: where`s my sammich bitch1281596279753
Motherfuckin' Ninja: Screw socially acceptable! Severed heads are the only way of keeping score.1281600471263
Derpaderp: I lost the game.1286167234835
rock: theres that damn it again...why cant we just get along1292062405599
Anonymoose: thats for fags1292062752702
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/141210/If_it's_not_a_game,_why_keep_score?




I'M IN YOUR BASEMENT - BEING AN ATTENTION WHALE
Itt whale attention whore

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itt (354) , whale (35) , attention whore (4)

Pyro: my basement you say?1284246298463
Anonymous: Natasha Kampusch... 83rd person rescued from Austrian Dundgeon?1284566686522
Anonymous: Would you like to see my attic Natasha ?1284569278137
EPILEPTIC_ERIC: traded Soul for Careere1284577391913
Anonymous: I kinda lol'd @ 81371284660816965
Anonymous: Buts I dunt have basment? pixture not thru then?1284726846943
chrud: you poor thing... suffocating under all that dirt.1294603439247
TinFoilHatGuy: Beluga or Grey... (NOT Killer)1295963452588
Anonymous: aww.....the only thing in MY basement was my meth lab..... :(1297556819525
Anonymous: PUT HER BACK IN, SHE'S NOT DONE YET1297557082310
Anonymous: Weird story. Stockholm Syndrome. Don't think I'd be selling stuff from my imprisonment though.1297620471156
Anonymous: bitches dont know about my cellar1309561752749
Anonymous: i heard she's got a contract with vivid entertainment1309565031107
huck1944: that is a good place for you, stay there1353511414838
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/149122/I'M_IN_YOUR_BASEMENT_-_BEING_AN_ATTENTION_WHALE




YOU ARE MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Bullet gun question itt

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bullet (28) , gun (191) , question (218) , itt (354)

Anonymous: Is this how to kill yourself without pointing at yourself?1266054501320
devshade: fuck no...bullet would still be faster, speed of light is not limiting speed itself1266069070177
Anonymous: devshadde... wtf? The speed of light is the fastest ANYTHING can go. There just is no "faster than the speed of light" it's just impossible.1267467756889
knightofadliya: The bullet is already moving at the speed of light inside the gun. When you fire it' will fly at the speed of light+normal bullet speed. So you won't catch up to it1267472677140
Sparty: u will kill your self :)1267472793297
Anonymous: The theory is that the energy it takes to accelerate any mass going that fast is so high that ist impossible. So things without mass can go faster.... All you have to do is remove the mass from the bullet and your all set to go!1267475324456
Anonymous: ^^you are a retard remove the mass from the bullet? so take the bullet away? have no bullet? you can't have a bullet without mass1267477091703
Anonymous: speed of light DOES limit speed itself...bullet wouldn't change velocity1267478097971
Anonymous: knightofadliya is correct but good luck to the tards on here gaining an understanding of it1267478913475
bils30: there is no way you can travel that fast without being crushed1267495587427
TotallyNasty: Let me give all of you a hint, there isn't a fixed point in the entire universe and speed is only measurable in comparison to other objects (such as source, destination etc.) so there is in theory no limit to speed, thus if the guy was wearing a space suit and travelling in vaccum it would work the same as him not moving at all. Speed is always relative.1267525173671
Anonymous: TotallyNasty got it. Speed is relative. From your perspective, the bullet will be travelling as fast as a bullet does. To an outside observer, it may travel only slightly faster. And it wouldn't be traveling faster than the speed of light, just faster than you-- you can't move at the speed of light (unless, as has been said, you're massless-- e.g. a photon has no rest mass).1267532748351
beepb00p: ^ YAWN - shut blowhard anonfag - tell ya what, let's test a bullet's velocity through your fukken skull :D1267534219868
TotallyNasty: Actually, light can travel faster than the "speed of light"... Turn on a flashlight and walk forward, the light coming from it would (for an observer you walk towards) be moving at the speed of light, plus like 2km/h :P according to Einstein the light should then travel back in time or some shit, but obviously it doesn't. Speed is STILL relative.1267539458641
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/90958/YOU_ARE_MOVING_AT_THE_SPEED_OF_LIGHT




ITT: how you want to die.
Die itt death

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die (5) , itt (354) , death (91)

Anonymous: jump from an airplane actually.1272362394149
Pyro: Soon1272376003663
Pyro: soon with a blunt in one hand a flamethrower in the other and a bitch on my lap1272376055893
Uncoolio: Shot in bed by an enraged father of Teen-age triplets at 85!1272386290373
Anonymous: scared and alone!1272390138825
Anonymous: do not want!1272392386447
Anonymous: wanna die like my granddad, peacefully in his sleep...and not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car!1272395225414
the7rafe7: ^ rofl!!1272399730289
Auriacan: Ok.. first... I want to tie a rope to my hips then a piano wire to my neck, then I want to glue my hands upside down to the sides of my head... Then I want to jump off a roof so that the piano wire will sever my head and all the people walking down the sidewalk will see me all hanging there holding my head in my hands at eye level with the insolent bastards... Heres you fucking TPS report Bitch!1272433520212
the7rafe7: ^ request was too long they got bored and just gave you the chair1272470512354
Pyro: ^ Green mile style (w/o wet sponge)1272493236726
Pyro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBTgFkQskQc not the best but got too bored to find better1272494197556
the7rafe7: ^ yeah i knew what you were talking about in the first com green mile rox1272596148667
whale blubber: smoking my weight in weed in a house with the lights on to smokey to see or breath!1272695222106
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/117661/ITT:_how_you_want_to_die.




WE ARE WASTING OUR LIVES LOOKING AT IDIOTIC PICTURES AND COMMETING ON THEM... - Fuck we are pathetic.
Chan4chan picture comment ITT

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chan4chan (341) , picture (9) , comment (18) , ITT (354)

Nickeh43: Got any better ideas?1288180954230
Grave: Never said something bad about being pathetic.1288181277681
kib420: i have a masters degree in applied physics....ok no i'm pathetic1288181358574
fLARp: Wasting? ha! Try savoring. Delicious. The good life.1288181415488
Nickeh43: Even people with degrees in applied physics like looking at stupid pictures... actually, them more than others, probably1288182046418
sickfuck88: shiiit this kicks ass motherfucker1288182309266
pancake: Wut? Nooooooooooooooooo!1288189839303
dingleberry: meh, it's all relative1288191669562
Anonymous: So... this is the path to etic?1288198462781
Anonymous: differences is that you made a png about it, loser1288205702781
Grave: When I said "we", I also meant "me". I don't recall saying I am not a pathetic person. We all are.1288215974544
Anonymous: tits or GTFO1288216953553
uriar: Nickeh43 - these pics are NOT stupid!!!1288219855382
Greeft: Mind the oranges Marlon!1288221150159
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/155211/WE_ARE_WASTING_OUR_LIVES_LOOKING_AT_IDIOTIC_PICTURES_AND_COMMETING_ON_THEM..._-_Fuck_we_are_pathetic.




NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER MATTER.
Earth life reminder itt

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earth (79) , life (63) , reminder (26) , itt (354)

Luv Killz: Tell that to Lincoln,Hitler,Eisenhower,Kennedy,Gates,Ghandi,Stalin,Lenin,Marx,Washington,Jefferson,Franklin,Bush,Clinton...& Millions more Emo!1273315583202
DutchGuy: so it's ok to be an asshole most of the time1273316143587
Schldpdd: ^ absolutely , It's better to be an asshole all the time ! ( holland ftw trouwens :P)1273316589211
Anonymous: Everything I do will matter to me. And that's pretty much all that counts. I am the center of my universe.1273339451647

Anonymous
NOTHING REALLY MATRESS
1273339492893
Anonymous: ^my matress does1273354274111
zbloh: so i can safely destroy the universe1273366634242
Pyro: one day the sun shall be mine1273633627274
dodgeboy: my farts matter you know "the butterfly effect" , they keep causing earthquakes1273646241332
CreepisKryp: ^ That's BOOBS that cause earthquakes, dude...I guess i'm partly to blame.^1273649649791
bshaun2: So if i came over to your house and killed your wife and ate your babies it wouldn't matter ? Wow, your a real asshole pal.1282004315518
SlayerofPeople: This won't be true til humanity dies out.1282004431827
ElCapitan: you mean all the beef I eat, the lights I leave on, the gas I fill in my wasteful SUV, the plastic bags I get at the grocery store, the Republicans I vote in Congress don't matress? YAY!1282005133140
Anonymous: have you been to california?1282008753724
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/122397/NOTHING_YOU_DO_WILL_EVER_MATTER.




Every Girl on 4chan is Stunningly Beautiful
Itt 4chan beautiful

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Anonymous: Bubble must post her real picture on this thread.1249151757951
cockwarmer: since there are no girls on 4chan, this statement is neither true nor false.1249155148300
Bubble: umm, cockwarmer, i beg to differ. dont know about stunning, but may be one day... u mite see...1249159540787
cockwarmer: that a variety of things can stun you?1249169630861
Bubble: correct, uncluding cowrods, small car crashes and a slap round the face1249189758346
Berty Russell: No Girl on 4chan isn't Stunningly Beautiful1249201785856
Anonymous: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOWHIRL is beautiful1249255711169
Anonymous: Tran1249463518720
anon: april fools day was long , wtf is this nonsense1249713347507
Bubble: They are, well i am, but i think they are, i wudnt expect ugly fat bitches to be on here, there probley to busy eating, or cutting them selfs, i suspect there are emo, or goth girls on here... there kinda hot, untill the cry, umm... intresting.1249715653513
Still Anonymous: How many girls do we have here on chan4chan ? Bubble , Amanda , Jessica , bella1249749945418
Anonymous: All men on acount of their cocks, and their trolling, and their AND all from the same keyboard of .... GUESS WHO????????1249764625588
Bubble: Me? i don't understand? i have never changed my name, even on my first posts o the site my name is in black... Bubble i aint like these others i can take abuse and give it, you'll never know how i feel inside so point the finger at yourself.1249765988384
vellocet: pics or it didn't happen1249793223433
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/38203/Every_Girl_on_4chan_is_Stunningly_Beautiful




Why is viewing CP illegal but viewing murder videos is legal? They both depict illegal acts.
Murder illegal CP why question itt

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robohitler: but you can fap to both. 3 guys +1 hammer =buckets of cum1263588143324
Bubble: CP illegal? i thought it was just frownd upon?1263588345269
Pyro: Why is weed illegal but tabacco is celebrated if one helps eyesight and one destroys lungs?1263596359297
Anonymous: governments make CP illegal so that they can keep all the REALLY juicy & sexy CP for themselves1263597773846
Piercedzombie: ^lmao win1263722587984
Anonymous: cuz theres no god1265183453777
PUSSYDESTROYER: cuz when you're beating off and the scool bus unloads a bunch of 12 year olds you look out the window and think, think about how close they are...go to the mailbox with your hand on your dick a few feet from them........fucking doorbell hold on1265211088742
iprobablyhateyou: why is murder illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it1265217241780
iprobablyhateyou: why is cp illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it1265217357440
Anonymous: ^why do you think it's bad-ass to be a pedophile racist?1266962833463
iprobablyhateyou: ^what did you think was going on here @ c4c?1266963125773
Narlodapanda: im going to hell anyway so it dosn't matter1266992734656
SexKiller: Its not illegal to murder. Look at war.1267029822668
Chester: It's probably because some old prude couldn't fap to it.1267032051416