Shit toilet penis fffuuu

iprobablyhateyou: who cares... i smear shit on my dick all the time.. NBD

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Anonymous: I LOLD AS FUCK

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mh: ^9803 I lol'd ^4467 Good observation

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Anonymous: totally explains the smell of dutchies though....

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Anonymous: It looks like a version of the reverse kangga, where you deliberately leave a stripe in the front of the bowl so the next person sees it and thinks WTF? How'd that happen?

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Anonymous: ^4467 fail

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Anonymous: Toilets are like that in Holland and Belgium for sure.

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Anonymous: THIS IS WHY I HOLD MY DICK WHEN I POOP.

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Anonymous: toilets were like this in kazakhstan too

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usarocks: My mom always laughs when this happenes too me

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Anonymous: http://cl.ly/2sr1

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Billy: Did u freeze ur shit?

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Anonymous: I don't recall that ever happening to me and I have a fairly long penis.

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Anonymous: who puts thier dick in like that when taking a shit? auto fail

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Anonymous: lol

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Anonymous: If you will fuck your girl in the ass, then this should not be a problem. Your dick is regularly coated in shit and ass slime, so WTF?

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RobertPaulsin: ^ yours might be.

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Oxygen: what kind of fucked up toilet must you be sitting on?

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Anonymous: most toilet's in a modern house in europe are like that. get out more sheesh!

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Anonymousg of rubber: I can see a turd getting that stiff if you eat an entire bag of chips with out drinking anything. Guaranteed log jam.

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JewFag: wtf?! has this ever happened to anyone? really?

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Anonymous: What the fuck you must have a 15 inches dick!

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Anonymous: ^ you don't know this kind of toilet, do you?

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BnSneky: ooooooops

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niggy: man, wat do u eat to get your shit rock hard like that? my shit always comes out like ice cream

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Anonymous: crackers, no sauce. bread, no cheese. pizza, nothing on it. burger, no cheese again. popcorn, no butter. no ice cream. no whole milk. nothing, infact, just be an hero & follow the foolish ways of 1 man 1 jar.

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Blasius Schwucketuck: ^ when you eat this, you'll shit brix

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Davvede: Buy a bidet, amerifags

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BogFlogger: that's a German toiley, ja? The Teutons like to examine their feces before giving it the flush. Helps give an idea of potential health problems.

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Anonymous: there could be something that just analyzises your feces on the fly during flushing - never had green stuff though, no kidney problems

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Anonymous: that's where it comes the term "me caga el palo"

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Anonymous: this makes no sense, if your shit is that hard it wont smear shit over your diick, also you must have a huge rock hard turd + huge dick for this to happen, the chances of having all of these are slim to none

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Anonymous: what a fine piece of art

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Anonymous: in soviet russia, shit wipes you!

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Anonymous: wait wat

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Booboodice: This has never happened to me before. What the fuck?

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Anonymous: ^ YOU RACIST!

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Fingie: lol penis poke

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Anonymous: So much lulz in this thread! Thanks guys.

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Quantum69: lol i hold my dick as well, especially in public toilets. touching the side of the bowl with your dingdong is nasty! as for having my shit touch my dick, not even once!

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81654: My dick smell shit for other reasons!

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Anonymous: ^stop sticking it in other's poop holes then..

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BunBun4Life: LMAO LMAO

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Username68: That is just and old toilet desing, many many homes around the world still have including mine. Its not that funny cause its true. The water flushes from the back to the hole thats located right below your sausage and beans.

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Anonymous: this shit pan is the wrong way round you dont get shit on your nob with normal toilets

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GibblesNBits: toilet was made in poland

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Anonymous: That's you make sure ur dick doesn't hand.

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Username68: You need a big dick to get shit on it on one of these toilets tho.

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fortdalulz: what kind of freak has a hard shit that does not bend. my shit twirls all the time...

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Username68: ^must be so much pounding...

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Anonymous: that's why i always grab my shit while pooping

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Username68: ^now THAT is a man's man

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Quantum69

^^ Like this?

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Anonymous: nooooo

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Anonymous: get a smaller dick dumb-dumb, or shit in a toilet that actually has some water in it...

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