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Hey Atheists, If theres no oxygen in space, how come the sun burns? Christians:1 Atheists:0

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a78589645: ok OP, i'll make you a deal. I'll buy your passage on Branson's spaceplane- you agree to crack a window

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Whatchamacallit: which window?

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a78589645: any window on the spaceplane will do

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Anon: The Sun gets its energy by smashing small light elements together to make heavier elements. Most of a star's life is spent smashing hydrogen atoms together to make helium. The burning that a star does is a nuclear reaction newb, not a chemical one like the fires on Earth. Christians:-2 Anon:Win

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Anonymous: STUF Troll

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Cheesecake: if theres no oxegen in ur brain - well there ya go - and kudos anon 473

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Anonymous: because the sun is not made of fire. It's made of liquid fire...also known as PLASMA. No oxygen required. 3rd grade science class shit... look it up.

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Anonymous: wow ! wikipedia why dont you start there before you sit and the big boys table

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Anonymous: Christians: 1? Sure, if the christians are keeping score. They'll convince themselves of anything. No matter how far fetched.

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Anonymous: hey athiests did darwin say man evloved from apes

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Anonymous: Why is this even a question for atheists? Does the presence of oxygen in space determine whether God exists?

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Anonymous: ^I don't think so... the theory of evolution is that every species has evolved into what it is today by natural selection... this means both man and ape could be two different evolutionary branches of a common ancestor... not that one originates directly from the other... the fact in the theory is that natural selection occurs... this has been and can be proved by observations and experiments...

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Anonymous: (continued)... but the path of human evolution in the time that has passed would be difficult to prove to any complete certainty... we can only speculate on the basis of the remains we can dig up... but going back to the theory of natural selection and the facts we do have, it does seem likely that all species, including humans, have evolved from something else.

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Anonymous: and NOW TO BE A DICK..... what about evolution threw gods eyes. that yes god is real and he/she made the earth and all of its creatures, but he/she set the evolutionary path that life would follow

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Anonymous: sorry i just wanted to throw I.D. into this i could careless

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Anonymous: I can answer this but first we need to send a probe to Uranus.

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America unstrong!: The answer is: quantum tunnelling, read a book those who live outside of the euro zone, this is why we still laugh at you, retarded necro's

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CreepisKryp: OP is playing dumb...trolling for religion bashers...CREEPIS DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES!

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Anonymous:

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Furore23: Eh, at least it's a conversation.

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cybersinner: Because the sun is not a fire but a nuclear reaction, which is the fusion and/or fission of atoms, requiring no fire at all. Only fire uses oxygen, fuel and heat. Silly Christian, try reading a science book and you might learn something.

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Anonymous: 2957: Aye, there's the rub. Even though science can provide rational explanations, or at least working hypotheses, for so many things, the ignorant religious can always fall back on, "Because God made it that way!" or "It's not that way, but God just wants it to look that way to test you!"

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Anonymous: 2957 (and 0422): Not quite, because the bible says that God created man and all other species in its current form. If a christian wants to claim that God made evolution happen, he'd also be saying that the bible is wrong. And if the bible is wrong, then why should the idea of God be right?

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Anonymous: who said the bible was ever written correctly? Not downing any christians either, thats why its called FAITH.

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Anonymous: "FUCKIN" MAGIC!!!!"

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cybersinner: Faith: n.1.Belief without any proof whatsoever. (The reason that this word was even created was by the religious is the fact that since your god does not exist, there will never be any proof.

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Bansheeflyer: Hey Idiot Writer: Why is it so hard to pay attention in Science once and a while, instead of playing with your wang?

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Anonymous: i thought it was UV light

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Grave: cybersinner you are full of shit. nuclear is a weapon that go boom boom when it hits the enemy. stupid atheists.

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Anonymous: Grave, put down your bible and read a fucking encyclopedia. A nuclear reaction is the fusion or fission of an atomic particle. This occurs in both solar bodies and nuclear explosions, as well as nuclear power plants.

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Furore23

^ Guess what you just got?

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Moongrim: The sun isn't on fire Douchebag. Christians Zip.

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Anonymous: That is prob the definition of facepalm

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Anonymous: trooooolllllllllll

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Grave: 6694, you're a fucking moron. you don't need to read an encyclopedia to know that I was trolling. stupid trollbate -_-"

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Pyro: Cos fire defies the very essence of God. The Greek god gave fire to man and was punished for it, Now when you hear "Hell" you think "Fire" Hell is not on Earth, it is in space, it is the SUN ITSELF

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Anonymous: i am a christian but OP is an idiot

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Anonymous: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Get a life n00bs!

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Anonymous: Actually there is oxygen in space... just really spread out.

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Anonymous: O M G! i'll pretend it doesn't exist, it's impossible to reason with religious people. Like House once said: "If we could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people."

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Bryan M.: Holy Shit ... another stupid christian's logic ...

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Anonymous: lol at all you biblethumpers

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Anonymous: Omg Failor :D.. Gravitation and corefusion motherfucker

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Anonymous: Hydrogen

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Anonymous: Good point! But just to be sure, go there to find out.

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Anonymous: Who makes queations like these? It's like it was posted on purpose to destroy the reputation of Christians.

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Anonymous: Oh noez, a christian pwned atheism, omg, lets an hero!

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Sasi

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Hellcat1138: so fucking stupid it uses fusion reaction. it makes the fucking the oxygen, from scratch. science 1 Fucking stuck up, sucking on gods super cock -100 to the power of forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Limerick: ^Flawless.

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Anonymous: An undetectable hyper intelligent super being makes it happen by magic.

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Anonymous: 1) did you never hear about nuclear energy ? (was hiroshima nuke in vain?)

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Anonymous: 2) atheisme =/= science

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Anonymous: you know,you could be a scientist even though you're a christian...

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sUNz: That's because the sun does not need oxygen.Our star itself consists almost entirely of gas, three-quarters hydrogen, one quarter helium.And these gases are partially "on fire". Atheist 1-1 (btw i believe in god)

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Flarp: There is lots and lots of oxygen. God exists. And God loves flamers.

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macfadyin: Learn to spell before making an asshole of yourself

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Anonymous: Because I command it to

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Anonymous: Why don't you fly to the sun and ask it why its burning if your being vaporised you should be getting close...

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Lickathesplit: No combustion observed, only radiation of heat and light....

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Anonymous: lol the funniest part about this is the fact that oxygen actually does exist in space.

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Anonymous: TOO STUPED FOR SIENCE????!?! TRY RELIGION?!?!???

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Kirk Diggler: Holy shit really? The sun is a nuclear furnace that burns Hydrogen and Helium you fucking dumbshits!

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MAELSTHUR: fucking trolling you asshole, that named nuclear fusion

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PDoughbear: Continually trying to justify your beliefs like this points to an inner doubt about those beliefs. If this dipstick was a true christian, he wouldn't give a flying squirrel fuck what we believe!

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Anonymous: invalid

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Anonymous: the bible says the Earth is 6000 years old, and if the bible is supposed to be "100% accurate" then why are they finding shit 30,000 years old? makes you wonder what else in the bible is wrong. (HINT: EVERYTHING)

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Anonymous: I didn't know christians could count...

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Anonymous: rofl

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Greeft: It's because of the amount of UV light it gives off.

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Anonymous: science says fusion. religion says it just is. magically

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Anonymous: Hey Christians, if there's only one god, then why are you so gay?

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goatman6767: im with God on this one. I dont ask for proof, i dont give proof, and i dont waste MUCH time arguing with people on the internet about the existence of God. All i need to do is take a look around at everything in the world and say to my self "its no coincidence." Some people agree, some people dont, and theres no shortage of people arguing about it on the internet and calling each other faggots.

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Anonymous: It doesn't really. It's a process of nuclear fission. And the light created by the 'burning' is fueled by mostly hydrogen.

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JewFag

no, that's ignorant

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Anonymous: i hate the ppl who post these stupid things that no one even believes anyway..."hey atheists..." fail.

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Anonymous: hey Christian the sun burns the same way your ass burns after your priest fucks you in you glory hole

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savyp: Bitch plz... everyone knows that the sun was formed from one of gods massive orgasms that still burns bright to this very day... and all the planets that have no lifeforms are wastelands, so they are clearly gods shit bricks. And all that stuff around saturn are turd nuggets

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Anomolous: The sun runs on Electricity

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw

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Anonymous: OP is a troll. Nobody is THAT dumb.

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AdmiralAckbar: The sun is nuclear energy.

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mizakanator: God was butt-fucked by Chuck Norris, creating Jesus. But he got killed by some mad Jews. Son, THAT'S why you have AIDS.

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avsiii: How deliightfully ignorant the so call god's children can be. Proof that god doe't exist. The sun doen't burns - It's a natural nuclear fusion.

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sparkoflife: moron. I didnt read all the posts, but the sun uses something called fusion to burn hydrogen...the pocess does not require oxygen. So:Christians:FAIL, Athiests:9000

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Anonymous: @ sparkoflife Actually 4 hydrogen gets fused together to form helium...

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sparkoflife: @newfag anon ^...ya, i didnt specofy any number of hydrogen atoms in my statement...read it again

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avsiii: @ sparkoflife Your statement reads, "the sun uses something called fusion to burn hydrogen". The sun doesn't burn hydrogen - It fuses four hydrogen into one helium. In this process it releases energy.

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Anonymous: sparkoflife is a sissy in denial.

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sparkoflife: ok, you guys win, lol. geez, sorry i didnt write the comment as a scientific thesis. Its commonly reffered to as 'burn hydrogen' because it produces energy...whatever...

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Anonymous: apology accepted. ^ no sissy anymore

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avsiii: I'm sorry too, it's not about winning or losing. I'm just trying to correct some of the misinformation that gets posted here.

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sparkoflife: ok, i dont mind being corrected...its all good. :)

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avsiii: Cool...

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Anonymous: cool. but now let´s start insulting again. for fun...

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Anonymous: the sun burns off of helium, it doesnt need oxygen because it already has an extremely potent source of fuel

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sparkoflife: why, in the name of all the false gods, are people still commenting on this?...oh wait a minute...ooops

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Anonymous: It is the Eye of Xenu...that is all...

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JayJayDrift: Anyone who thinks that the sun is essence of god, FUCK you. The greeks and god himself are two complete different bullshit. The sun is made by two molecules hydrogen and helium which when combined create a chemical explosion, not only this but the fuel it runs on is the constant explosions of the suns. Imagine this, shaking up a soda bottle, opening it, and then closing it again.

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TinFoilHatGuy: JayJay... who sez GOD ISN'T Helium and Hydrogen, you ignorant african?

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Anonymous: The run runs of the idiotic energy of dumb fucking questions asked on chat4chan..your dumbass question should power it for a year or two! fucking tard OP

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JayJayDrift: Besides, even if the sun did run on oxygen, the mass wouldn't be even close enough to support the mass of the sun, thus causing it to burn out.

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JayJayDrift: One more thing with your bullcrap, There is something called "Nuclear Energy" search it up, see what it does >_>

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TinFoilHatGuy

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TinFoilHatGuy: nytimes.com/2011/04/13/world/asia/13japan.html

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fillinthevoidz: now I am embarassed for all Christians...Its fusion A-Hole.

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MrPerspective: Actually, the Sun burns because it's made of sulphur, like a HUGE motherfucking giant matchstick. That's where Satan lives. Yup, up there in the sky. (What's that, you say? "The sky is GOD's domain"? Bah, same difference.)

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MrPerspective: OP is either heart-breakingly naive in his abysmal faggotry, or one goddamn(!) flamboyant epic trollfag sensei of stellar refined sarcasm brilliance! No middle ground possible.

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MrPerspective: Time for stating the obvious : the sun burns because you god damn forgot to apply the motherfucking lotion! Jesus Christ, what a dope...

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Demo535: It doesn't burn it explodes because the hydrogen particles at it's core are constantly fused by the pull of gravity and this fusion releases energy...so, yeah...eat my science!

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Anonymous: sun converts helium to hydrogene , you idiot. not oxygen. thats why american ppl are stupid.they're commenting everything what they dont know. fools.

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc5JXbyw1C0

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MrPerspective: ^^ Hydrogen to helium, actually. Nuclear fusion. It's like an H-bomb so huge (and stable!), it takes 9 billion years to fully explode. We're halfway there by now.

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MrPerspective: ^ But if some of you are in a hurry, in just 50 million years, it'll go red giant and fry everything closer than the orbit of Mars. That's a cosmic heartbeat away. :-P

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froggywentacortn: Sorry Christians just like your religion this score is not correct !

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Canit: .....the sun burns Christians?

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MrPerspective: ^ Hahaha, revenge of the sun gods! Ra, Phebus, Apollo...

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Anonymous: Isn't the sun just a mass of hydrogen fusing together because of intense pressure thus releasing energy through nuclear fusion? And it's not fire, it's radiation, I guess if toured Khios you don't believe in chemistry or physics

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Canit: ^Another tree hugger trying to trick us into believing "facts" and "science" mean anything. All hail the Tea Party and ignorant outrage!

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Canit: @ Mr. P, On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer on Vixen!

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MrPerspective: ^ Ho-ho-ho! *<:oD

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Ho: So you've met my sisters?

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Lickathesplit: ^^^^ Another jesusfucker trying to trick us into believing that fiction and faith mean anything. All fail to their pedo party and presumptuous righteousness !

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Canit: ^ LOL, Split...thanks for picking up on my sarcasm

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unicr0n: The Sun does not "burn", like we think of logs in a fire or paper burning. The Sun glows because it is a very big ball of gas, and a process called nuclear fusion is taking place in its core. Nuclear fusion occurs when one proton smashes into another proton so hard that they stick together...and release some energy as well. This energy then heats up the other materials (other protons and electrons

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Anonymous: Hydrogen and other gases?

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Anonymous: Fusion dipshit. It doesn't NEED oxygen.

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Anonymous: It burns because arsonist space niggers commit crime in space too.

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Raygunz: Our farts. It continues to burn from all of Earthly farts

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nicaris12: hey op if you believe there is Oxygen in space you should try and live there

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SolF: chuck norris's farts light anywhere. u mad, bro?

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Anonymous: 1. The sun does not count as "space", space being the vacuum, the void, the absence of matter. The sun, like earth, is a pocket of concentrated matter imbedded in space. 2. There is oxygen in space, but only in negligibly small quantities, randomly distributed across a large volume, 3. The sun doesn't burn, It gives of light, heat, and other forms of radiation as byproducts of nuclear fusion.

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Cunt81: ^ Everything counts as space, even space occupied by matter. We are in space now.

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Anonymous: 4. These are all basic scientific principles which are neither contrary to Christianity, nor fundamentally required for athiesm. Idiots: 0, Others: All. P.S. I am trying to see things from OP's perspective, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my own ass.

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Mackan52: The sun does not "burn", helium and hydrogen causes a reaction known as fusion.

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Anonymous: @cunt81 multiple definitions of space. As used in context, he clearly meant the void. If you are using a definition of space which encompasses all things, (i.e. we live in a three dimensional space), then there would be no argument that space contains no oxygen. I suppose either way, his head is shaped like a penis and his argument is invalid. A void or vacuum is also a definition of space.

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Pyro: sun burns cos its fire and it needs n o oxygen...... cos oxygen is for pussies

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Anonymous: So according to Christians, nuclear fusion does not exist?

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ethelred: Hey born-agains, If God made you, how come he forgot to put the brains in?

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Anonymous: it's not burning, it's exploding

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Anonymous: You can't piss with boner.

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Anonymous: ^yes you can

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Anonymous: piss in the sink.

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Greeft: Agreed you can piss with a boner... it goes all up the wall, but you can do it!

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veranet: if your penis points down when hard you loose; I aim for the shower

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dodgeboy: piss outside dumbass

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Anonymous: Go to a pub in Whitechapel called The White Bull. They have a window above the urinal and you can piss out of it onto the District and Met line underground trains as they pass.

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Furore23: Just grit your teeth and snap that bitch downwards. Pain is temporary, glory is eternal!

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Warg: Step backwards and aim.

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AlienNation: Do a headstand and piss.

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iprobablyhateyou: open mouth and look at the ceiling

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Anonymous: bend over and lean forward

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TopGun: Pee in the bath tub...

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KarmaPickles: I stand out in the kitchen and stick it in the toilet water. feels good man.

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Hey baby, wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo till I google all over your facebook?

Myspace twitter yahoo google facebook question

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Greeft: No.

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rammace: More like I can twitter your pussy while you yahoo on your bed and then I finish on your facebook

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Warg: This is somewhat humorous. Still, I didn't laugh.

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Grave: lol

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geekfloyd: Careful: zeitgeist humor is like chick flicks, they can cause men to lactate

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Anonymous: Faggot can't say it straight to her face....

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crackerkiller5: nice try but FAIL

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Anonymous: ;ulz

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Redrocco

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Anonymous: what s a facebook?

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Anonymous: lol!!

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CaptainSmackfap: HAHAHAHAH!!!one no it wasn't that funny really. It was like heh, but then hm.

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crackerkiller5: a 2.5 on the lulz meter

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Grave: ^a 10 on the nigger meter

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What's the most evil thing you have thought about doing to another human being?

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lordroy: My plan was to get a white unmarked van, kidnap someone in broad daylight, strip them naked and give them 10 hits of acid and let them go deep in the woods. When they finally got back to civilization, I would wait 2 weeks and do it again. They would never be right in the head after that.

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Choadboy: ^not bad

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Anonymous: cannibalism.

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robohitler: murder, necrophilia and dismemberment, i'd keep the skull and spine like a predator trophy

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CreepisKryp: ^you can't just say something you saw in a movie.^ I think they mean seriously...There were many i'd considered simply pushing down stairs or in front of trains, etc.

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CreepisKryp: ...and Choadboy...where is YOUR evil thought?

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sickfucker: I can't think of a single thing, as I'm so nice.

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darkstan: Lordroy actually got this one right, although if you really want to make that work, in terms of the evil, there should be some incisions.

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Anonymous: Tie some one down and use jumping jack ram on them starting at te feets

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KarmaPickles: Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. and I'm not cleaning that up.

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Anonymous: well a few things from gta come to mind...what fun it is to have people strapped to cars going 80...or mowing down crowds of people...but for evil i'd have to go with clamping their head down with one of those head brace things for broken necks, slowly cutting chunks out of their body, searing the wounds with an iron, tying them to train tracks and then just dissappear...

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jcb0265: sodomizing a closet queen in public

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???: introducing them to /b/

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Pyro: Im not allowed to say

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Anonymous: cutting off his toes and fingers, grind them in a blender, and make him fucking drink it!!

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Greeft: Just a few, small, simple little things - Paper cuts to the eyeballs!!

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Greeft: I WAS SUCKED IN, BUT IT'S A TRAP - GET OUTTA THIS THREAD NOW!

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Anonymous: Blurt out the ending to the latest Harry Potter novel... WHILST THEY HAVE JUST STARTED THE BOOK !....natch.

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the7rafe7: cutting their head off while theyre alive.. it really cant get any eviler unless you go below the belt

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lordroy: depends WHICH HEAD you are talking about cutting off...

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Anonymous: the conditions of my parole do not allow me to speak of my case which is currently under review by the supreme court

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CreepisKryp: ^GIF or your case never was...you anonymous fag, 9174.^

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Anonymous: Start off by cutting off someones arms and legs. I would than cut out their tongue and rupture their eardrums. Lastly I would cut out their eyes making sure I'm the last thing they see. I would do all this with surgical precision while keeping them alive. Imagin a stub of a person not able to see, hear, speak or move stuck forever in the darkness of their own mind. Suck on that bitches.

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Anonymous: Choosing not to post what I've thought about doing here. Keep you all wonderin'...

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Anonymous: Anon 2 above: It was in a hollywood movie. Not that well known. Some black actor, holding a terrorist hostage, convincing him he's been kidnapped by a terrorist group who don't know he's one too...

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Anonymous: Drilling in someone's spine

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Greg: massive genocide

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Anonymous: showing mah cock

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TotallyNasty: Daydream about kidnapping mother and 2-3 daughters, tie up and rape all in front of each other (everything must be seen by them) start cutting and stabbing them while repeatedly raping, proceed to cut off bodyparts with more rape, tie 1 dauther to mother and rape and kill daughter when cum in her, tie next daughter to mother and rape and kill mother when cum... always on my mind... :/

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slikwilly: ^off the crazy pills again, eh?

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Anonymous: Tie my ex onto the hood of my car, drive to a high bridge, put it on handbrake, rape her, put the car in drive and see her tumble towards her death, which she will spend in hell for being such a goddamn bitch

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Anonymous: telling them about 4chan

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Anonymous: Snap some little prick's skateboard across its face.

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Anonymous: Shove my Cock down my teacher's throat while she's choking right in front of my entire High School Audience.

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AnonymousWoman: Tie them up, rape them with a garden hose in the vag, turn it on, scoop out thier eyes, fry them, force their mom to eat them, break their arms and legs, break their fingers and toes one by one, pull off their eylashes one by one, pull off all of their finger and toe nails one by one, skin them, dip them in a mixture of vinegar, salt and lemon juice, boil the skin, make them eat it, and that's it.

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Anonymous: Sucking their cocks

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Pyro: you will find out

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Nukubu: Troll on them

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Anonymous: HANGING THAT NIGGER!

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Moongrim: Let a Republican interrogate him.

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Anonymous: Al the above and bamboo slivers down their nails..

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Ghostkey: I'm way too lazy to type that much but it involves fish hooks, thick chains, huge anal plugs, wips ect

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Anonymous: My plan is to lock people out of the incoming page unless they jump through some hoops for me first. JUMP BITCHES!

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Anonymous: shoudn't have written "thought". personally i wanted to put a person head between the sidewaljk and the roud and kick him in the head, sound fun even now.

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~Killer~: Fuck. I've done it.

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Hellcat1138: i'm thinking of and planing to knock out my exgf take her to a place where she can scream all she likes and her body will be in a box where her tits ass and pussy and head are exposed and blind folded. the box will off the gound and at cock high, she pee and shit and all i need is a hose and some wipes, she have an IV in so i don't need to feed her. i'll fuck her pussy till its raw and when i cum

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Hellcat1138: i'll spray it in her face she doesn't like that, to bad, then her asshole she don't like anal either i'll break her this i'll do and relish. she will be my bitch body and soul or she die. thats right you fuck me over you bitchs you best run and never look back because i'll be there to get even. run bitchs run!

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Hellcat1138: BTW it more than planing right now i'll need the right stuff to not kill her. and the right local. it will be that best birthday gift for my self.

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dxc: getting fishhooks and digging them through his toes and lynching him upside down, then getting a blunt, rusty potato peeler and skinning his back and feeding the skin to him, then rubbing salt into the exposed flesh of his back.

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Limerick: There was a short while last year that I was obsessed with the idea of sewing a man's feet to his face . . . the other direction.

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Anonymous: torturing them until they are insane and giving them amnesia and then let them wander homeless, and insane until they live out their lives and die of old age decades later.

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Limerick: ^Why not just legion their brain? Much more efficient and more likely to be succesful.

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ElCapitan: foward link of chan4chan.com on emailz

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Anonymous: killing an infant with a rusted pocket knife.. slowly

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load runner: telling them everything will get better

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Anonymous: I once threatened to use a Battery charger on a Filipino terrorist's testicals. He talked, so i didn't find out if I could actually make myself do it

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Twinchlian: not only did I think of it; I did it. i fucked your mother.

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Mutt: Voting for o'bummer. But I couldn't go through with it.

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Anonymous: break every finger and toe so that the bone comes through the skin let your victom know that this pain is the least of his worries and that he will die slowly over the next week physical is painful, physcological is far more sore) start by skin victim foot to knee arm to elbo make sure u rub this in salt to stop bleedng plus it hurts cut up skin few more body parts then cut him open scoop out guts

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Flarp: battery charger, huh? that cracks me up. Battery charger don't do shit. Shit, my friends and I use to zap each other with stun guns. It kind of puts a new spin on tag. btw - don't celebrate evil. It celebrates enough as it is.

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killerinstinct: renting a uhaul truck tie the bitch arms and legs back and do her with a toilet brush

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mACÄK: donating blood

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Anonymous: lol all little kids with messed up heads... ill tell ya sumthing thats real.... become a dealer get your friends addicted and watch them slowly sell there posessions, there cars houses to feed there habit and keep your pockets full of cash $$$ hhehehe hahahaha

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Secret Squirrel: 3some with my twin sisters and fucking them up the arse

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Anonymous: peeling off there face and skull fucking them while i ask if they like me in there brain

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Anonymous: Strap someone to a table and use a hacksaw on there forehead

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Anonymous: oh yeah and where there face as a mask while i skull fuck them and afterwards shit all over there rotting corps then hunt down there loved ones and do the same thing while i make them watch with there soul, fuck everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: cut a person's arm off, roast it, then store it in a refrigerator. Handcuff the person to the fridge and provide only water. Wait until he/she gets hungry enough to eat his/her own arm. Then let them know that the arm they are eating actually belongs to their mother, who is also handcuffed to a fridge in another room.

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Anonymous: Capture someone and keep them confined. Every week, i bring four syringes. I tell them that one contains powdered glass in an aqueous solution, and the rest are filled with saline. For months, i only use saline filled syringes. Finally i bring in more harmless syringes and say three are filled with powdered glass. I do this for another few months.

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Anonymous: Then when they feel so very fortunate and lucky to have made it this long, i give them a choice of 4 syringes, one with powdered glass, one with muriatic acid and one with saline and another with bleach. These are all filled with powdered glass suspended in muriatic acid.

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Anonymous: procreate

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Anonymous: This box isn't long enough to write all that and it's hard to choose one... Ever seen the movie "Law Abiding Citizen"? Kinda like that but MUCH slower.... They might even live through it...

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fart: made her pregnant

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YuLiekPicturz: murder someone then trace evidence to them and eventualy make them scuicite.. im a sick sick sick person.. i know

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Alkarnur: there's this ex-best friend who backstabbed me that I wanted to vivisect in front of a mirror (so he could see everything that was being done to him).

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Grave: aids

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Anonymous: ^/thread.

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TitsMagoo: Bundling (someone) into a trebuchet, setting (someone) on fire and launching (someone) into the whirling blades of a wind turbine.

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chrud: i left a saltshaker lid unscrewed. is a salty evil?

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KingOfMuff: Ya know those meat slicers at the deli? Get one of those. Ya know those people that just need to die? Get one of those too. Also, a hot iron. Do the math, and you've got yourself one slow, painful death...

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Anonymous: torture interrogation elimination, but then i decided not to go work for the government.

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MarkMonkey: Knee him in the face then when he bends down in pain you go behind him and take your hand put it in his mouth and other hand on bottom jaw then rip it right off then you stick your hand down his neck and rip his throat out then stomp on his chest shattering his ribs. then you stomp on the top of his head leaving the floor a nice red colour.

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Anonymous: Insert glass rod inside penis. Then slap penis against table so that glass rod shatters inside. Make victim drink 3 beers fast. Wait for fun to begin.

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Anonymous: Tie victim to termite mound. Kick termite mound with boot. Enjoy.

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internets: shoot somebody in the head with a .45

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Lickathesplit: Whipe out the entire family's of drug barons, dictators, terrorists and mass weapon developers

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Funch: 2320 I used to have to pay for that kind of experience

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al: Stick my dick in her drink.

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Anonymous: Put victim in closet. Throw killer bee nest inside. Listen to party!!

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Anonymous: ive always wanted to reinforce my ceiling fan and skin someone alive after gagging them and watch the blood spatter patterns and let it rain down on me as i lay on the ground below

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Munster: I've seen "A Serbian Film" just a couple of weeks... pick something from there...

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Anonymous: I wanted to go after him with a 9-iron after he admitted to burglling my house and getting only 90 days in jail for it and not returning the stolen property from my mom. He eventually got his payback: he died at age 48 quite suddenly. Rot in hell, you sonofabitch!

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weirdboy: Raping and killing my boss's daughter and sending her head in the post

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Leonn: NOT PAYING MY TAXES HOLY FUCK

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Lickathesplit: to let him alive

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Fnsmartass: I'd really like to cut somebody's throat just to see how long it takes for him to bleed out. Raping my sweet cousin in the ass would be nice too. Maybe I could do both at the same time.

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rock: breaking his back with a sledge hammer then soak with petrol, he will die screaming for his mama and shitting his pants.

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StormTrooper: Nine-iron to the teenager next door who burgled my house. He got his, though... he died last year.

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Weed: Grind up his parents and feed them to him. But then I realized that South Park already did it so I went back home and called up my weed man.

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Phadrus: Letting you live, for just one more day.

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rock: oh thank god i didnt post what i wrote the other night when i was drunk

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Anonymous: Asking her to marry me

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AwesomeAnonymous!: MAKING A "SAW" MACHINE RIP MY BOSSES SPINE OUT WHILE I REPEATEDLY KICK HIM IN THE FACE THEN SMASH HIS FUCKING TESTICLES WITH A MACE!!! While I was at work :D goodnight Jez you motherfucker! :D

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LeeJannsen: Give someone "The Finger"

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Anonymous: take a shit directly into their asshole/pussy

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Anonymous

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Olga: some of these people need serious help! ew!

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vengance: hydraulic press, put a gun to their head and make them put in as many body parts by themselves as they physically can, starting with toes then fingers, then bigger stuff , 'til they can't do it anymore, then put their head in the press and make them beg for mercy, act like ur gonna not do it, then totally do it! LOL at the end, then play with the woodchipper, then clean w/ a pressure washer

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tardo911: break there spin just below the neck so they are paralyzed from the neck down. keep then shackled in my pitch black basement (yes i know shackles aren't needed if there paralyzed, but whatever) keep them as healthy as possible for about 50 years, but punching them as hard as i could in the face once a day. feed them only through a tube, except for letting them drink they're own piss and vomit.

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tardo911: then after 50 years of this, turn on the lights, (blinding them) cure them of being paralyzed, then let 10 hungry tigers down there to finish up the job. use the bones as toothpicks in high quality restaurants.

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Kil0: have them hear me talk for an hour, no one will get this joke, don't try

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Anonymous: i would get a few people "close to me" addicted to meth and after ahwile have them pay for it until they are bled dry of all their pesos :P then, i would have them clean my house, cook dinner and drive me around, whereever i wanted to go. Eventually they will be on the streets living under a bridge, and i will laugh at them, oh wait. I've already done that...

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lordroy: some of these ideas are epic... need moar tho...

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Anonymous: Force him to listen to Sarah Palin

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aval: Surprise Mantrain!

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Westin: Leave the toilet seat up...

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Anonymous: I've thought of pushing my mom down the stairs and kick her. But I won't do that. She's done horrible things to me, but I won't do that to her. Instead, in a few months when I've moved out, I'm taking all her furniture. That's what she gets for stealing thousands of dollars from me.

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Anonymous: I'm the same as the last poster, and let me just make it clear that she hasn't only stolen thousand of dollars from me. She's been violent, like my brother.

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Anonymous: ^ You steal furniture from your mom. Cool story, bro.

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Anonymous: Ive always wanted to break your mothers neck on christmas eve in front of the entire family. Oh and throw a baby into the fire right after wards.

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Anonymous: pee in someone's drink them this one time in summer camp i tough of putting cum in his tooth paste cuz he was a dick and would not share his tooth past from his tooth bottle

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Anonymous: Hey, I'm gonna fucking steal her furniture. I'm going to fucking do it and post the results!

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Ranxerox: I've contemplated raping certain women that I know. Total cunts every one. Rape and sodomize them repeatedly but do it via blackmail so they have to willingly submit or go to jail for some vrime that only I have evidence of.

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Ranxerox: crime, not vrime

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Anonymous: Flesh eating virus.

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Anonymous: kill

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outrageous: Light a dynamite stick and put it in their ass and watch

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MDMA: thought about writing a scathing letter to someone who wronged me to express my disapproval of their actions

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/unsee: Other than the rude shjts i whant to push into traffic?

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/unsee: I wanted to crush one punk's legs in and offset press trap, then hammer his balls so they would swell, and after a day or two pop one, letting him bleed to death with the heightened blood pressure.

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/unsee: Then there's feeding a thin chain to a bound and naked enemy hoisted over a great height. At the end of the 50 foot chain is 500 feet of heavy towing chain. As the chain passes it weighs on the intestinal track and if they live long enough to "digest" it to the stopper yank the ends straight.

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/unsee: @8973- Cornhole x-treme! (brought to you by Lil'Stalker)

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Dreadknought: I would knock them out and cut off there balls and cock sew them up and then put there pants back on stick them in a room filled with nothing but tvs with porn until they could not resist the urge to fap then after they realize there is nothing there wait until they are completely starving and feed them there own cooked penis and balls.

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Anonymous: OK. I would cut their tongue off and duct-tape their mouth shut. I would cut their hands off as well, so they can't stop themselves from gagging on their own blood because they can't swallow it.

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Anonymous: Where to start?

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Anonymous: post their contact information on /b/

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MACKY83: Welding my mothers boyfriend into a metal chair then keeping him locked in a room for a week hooked up to a saline drip whilst Archies "sugar sugar" plays loudly on repeat for the whole time. Then I'd go in for some Resivoir dogs Torture with a blowtorch, car batteries, I'd slowly remove bits of skin whilst keeping him alive occasionally hitting him with some adrenaline to keep the fucker alive.

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MACKY83: I'd research what order i could remove body parts untill he was a jawless eyeless torso then I'd release the video first to his family then on chan4chan revealing where he was then I'd turn myself in and go down in history as being "that guy who made the most disturbing torture/snuff film in history. Criminal psychologist will have to study a whole extra year because of me.

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Oran Gutan: make someone wear a sweater just because i feel cold

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Oran Gutan: then tell them they can olny have 2 beers with dinner

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Canucklehead: Can't tell you,, it's only been 6 years.

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Anonymous: What is wrong with you all? You're so sick in the head..

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Anonymous: I don't play with pity humans, i owned too many. My thoughts are reserved for gods.

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whatisthisshit: steal the battery's out of the remote

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MAELSTHUR: hmmm skin alive... to all dog eaters that kill dong in thist way all that poor animals

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Tattoos: Actually thought about handcuffing my ex-gf to a park bench nude in the middle of nigger town.

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Butter B. Stulle: ^^ MAELSTHUR, angry kid… your dog is your only friend in this world. that puppy doesn't care about your constantly bad breath and your skin conditions. sniffy licks your rash. oh how much you love your puppy. and how much you hate human beings...

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thatguynamed: First ill kidnapp him and put him in a room filled with really dirty smelly old people. then ill get him naked and raped by the old people. After that i will proceed by putting droplets of acid on different parts of his or her body. Then i will apply salt to the body after a day of course making him live. finnaly i will throw him in the middle of a highway roped so that he wont be able to escape

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thatguynamed: 1 year later i will send him a video about what happened

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honghavok: Rape

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Anonymous: feed someone laxatives knock em out tie them nude to a powerpole on the main road and let the fun flow

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Anonymous: tie them down to the bed while their sleeping and gag them, then enjoy 1-3 hours of surprise but sex, using the kitchen utensels for experiments...

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Sarsaday: take a shit in their bathtub.. good times.

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Focktor: don't fuck em in the ass....

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Anonymous: transplant the brain of a hetero guy into a womans body

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Raimey_D: Cut out his balls...would like to slice into his chest and yank out his heart.

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Anonymous: making them read the entire list of comments on this thread

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Anonymous: read these comments

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Anonymous: er.. shitpoop. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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NotSoMuchAnonymous: Introduce them to my mom...

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Rebecca Black: Writing moar songsand forcing all newfags on c4c to have to listen to them before becoming a oldfag redname

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amjod: CLASSIFIED

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Peckerhead: If I told ya I'd have to kill ya

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Anonymous: sex.........ewwwwwww

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Pootl: Skin all joints, underside of feet, inside of hands and remove eyelids. The administer max dosage of LSD, dump it in a silo filled with coarse salt and let it dry slowly and painfully out. Preferably with a single Sunn0)))) song on repeat :)

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Anonymous: Insanity Wolf said it best. Kill her, rape the corpse, burn it, snort the ashes, dance hard techno!

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Anonymous: I would start up a fetus cloning facility on the pacific ocean. Then hold the largest ever anti-abortion rally/luncheon and serve my famous "Jeffrey Dahmer" branded hot dogs and hamburgers using the aforementioned fetuses as the main ingredient. Damn..now that's evil.

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Anonymous: Anyone who posted something with 'would' or 'wil' or something extreme you never did - read the ITT before you comment or fuck off.

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Quantum69: Raping them with Fucking magnets

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ScrotumLips: This one has always been a thought with me in the case of revenge: Cut the wire to the Oil dummy light on their car/truck (doesn't work if it has pressure gauge) then drain all the oil out into a container, replace drain plug. Wait for expensive catastrophic engine failure.

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hello my name is: play "the game of choices", tie them up except for 1 arm, then bring in a box w/ 4 switches, tell them each switch operates a remote detonator to a bomb placed under or in a relatives house(ie: gramma, brother, etc.), tell them they have to only press 1 button, if they refuse remove expendable parts(fingers, toes, etc.), then once a button has been pressed return the next day w/ photoshopped news

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hello my name is: -paper containing a front-page story detailing that persons death, continue on using up both relatives and limbs until, either u run out of limbs, person finds a way to kill themself, or the best ending is: he/she is sitting there bleeding, about to die, and you tell them it's all fake, there were no bombs, no one died, the papers were fakd, and the box w/the switches was just a box, and now u die

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clivenhime: I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like t

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clivenhime: the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadaro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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Anonymous: get a couple of those nasty extremists and make them stand in a narrow well. At the top of the well, put a toilet seat. Put mic, cam and lighting so i can video their reaction every time i take a dump on them. repeat for 1 month and compare their first reaction to how they react after 30 days and nights being shitted on at the bottom of the pit

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Anonymous: ^^ yeh can i join in with the shitting on them? fuckin jehadists

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Anonymous: get her pregnant

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Anonymous: getting the person sedated>breaking kneecaps and ellbow joints>taking them to some secret place>after waking raping them analy while staring in their eyes in a mirror( just for affirming total superiority especially if victim is male) > batting arms and legs (we dont have much time from this point on)>chemical burn trough acid//heat to a limited area(otherwise we risk shock) > sandscrubbing skin

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mizakanator: Forcing somebody to step on a lego.

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Anonymous: id kill 60 percent- 40 percent of the population without hesitation then sleep like a baby

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GibblesNBits

^^ /// I'd kidnap djh and force her to like all of my submits

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djh123: ^ lol riiiiight.

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thatguynamed: steal all of his condoms.

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fiveby5: in a former life, i left a salt lid barely screwed. :P

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Anonymous: tie someone to an anthill

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Hughbie.: Thought? What about done?

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Whiplashell: Cancel his internet

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Anon A. Anony: ....let him carry on living

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Anonymous: kill somebody and hide the evidence by cutting the flesh from its skin and cutting the bones with a Dremel and toss them in the toilet.

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Anonymous: I tell women I love them, but I don't :)

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Buster Hymen: Sending them to Alabama for the weekend

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Anonymous: let them live in a democrat controlled amerika. . . as a white man

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Anon A. Anony: ...pile him into the back of a van, take him to a wood, find a slight incline - tie his wrists together, and to a tree will rope. tie ankles with rope,then to the van - take of handbrake(e-brake) and let van roll slowly down incline until rope is tight and slack taken up.walk home. return to site everyday - each time making a cut in the body with razor blade, until van tears him apart

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Anon A. Anony: ....via the weight of the van pulling at his cut-compromised body .......(not that ive given it any REAL thought?)

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spotswood: killing them slowly...

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sickfuck88: does he suck dicks? then yes he is gay

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Anonymous: gotta love christians

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Quadra: "Porn addiction is closely linked with homosexuality" ??? Then every male is gay...

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Anonymous: this was written by a woman who had this happen to her, truth is he prob ran off with her sister cos he was bored of missionary only nd having her check up on everythin he does

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iStore Guy: lol 5

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StarFox: Golden Girls Rawks. Fuck you who think otherwise, your all probably niggahs.

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Anonymous: Some asshole probably did the same to Angela Davis.

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FlaRp: He might also be a wrestler, a mexican, or simply just cheating on your moldy ass.

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Anonymous: quadra. it is says porn *addiction* not viewing porn/ two different concepts, bro.

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Furore23: So, science fiction is officially not gay.

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Captngeetch: Hurt my eyes too much to read beyond #3... Which was the tell all anyway

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Anonymous: yes he's a fag, now fuck off

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Anonymous: did the balls touch ? if so..then yes he is gay !

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Furore23: Is he married to a paranoid, manipulative, uptight, snooping fundie bitch? Then, yes, he's going to end up gay out of desperation.

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Courtney: Lame.

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Anonymous: what a fucking load of sperm, probably written by a furry

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Anonymous: the last part of #14 is funny as fuck

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Knome: isnt half this /b/?

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Canit: "sudden interest in sodomy" = suprise buttsecks!

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Anonymous: I just watched Golden Girls... mmm I feel the transformation working.

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BnSneky: what's up wit # 4?

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Anonymous: #14 If you were married to my ex wife, you would cry too, and probably drink a lot.

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Skiddlydoop: Ha ha ha, hmmm yes, i suppose heavy drinking IS a sign that your gay xD

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idrankallthebeer: christwire = satire

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Grund1e: Ladies, when your man comes home from work just suck his dick. If it tastes like shit; you may have a problem.

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Bunglicker: Christwire.org is a satirical website, you know, like The Onion. Visit the site, it's funny.

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idrankallthebeer: le sigh, apparently, nobody's google is working anymore

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The Original Spoon: Honey, is that a strange mix of cigarettes and gel I smell on you?

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Mountaingoat666: Look up christwires skyrim explanation for parents. Thanks bung licker i thought site was serious didnt know it was all a joke.

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Furore23: ^ Linx or it didn't happen.

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Anonymous: I ran across this recipe to tell if your man is gay.Go to the store.Buy 5 mandarin oranges, 8 oz. of water chestnuts, a fresh ginger root, and approx. 1 lb. of tapioca. When you get home, place all these ingredients in a blender for 7-8 min. Spread the mixture on a greased cookie sheet and bake for 35-40 min. at 350 degrees. if you find him sucking a dick when you go to serve him, he's probably ga

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Anonymous: his husband is gay

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Anonymous: Yup, sucking dick is a clear sighn of homosexuality.

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Anonymous: I did'nt read it, but ask him if he wants a thresome... with a man!

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SolF: DAFUQ?????????

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Quantum69: There's another quick way to find ou if he's homo, just drop him off at a gaybar & if you return to find him in a mantrain then he's a faggot, but ONLY......if balls are touching, otherwise he's straight.

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MadNiggerish: YES

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The Original Spoon: I hate the stereotypes about San Francisco. I live here myself and only rarely suck someone's big fat luscious cock.

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Anonymous: So who's this Chris Twire anyway?

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How do you finger a girl?

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iprobablyhateyou: source: experience

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Quantum69: OMFG, what the fuck have i just read? XD

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Nickeh43: Look, it's iprobablymemeyou and quantumeme69 <3

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Grund1e: Guess it worked... http://chan4chan.com/archive/200982/

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Lickathesplit: ^ LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27fLMvryCn4

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MACKY83: Aww shit I loled

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royalblood1985: LMFAO epic answer

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Quasimodo: so much win!

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CockAsian: Nice

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SolF: Badass

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Anonymous: challenge accepted

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Cartmann: finger bang

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IF A PERSON WAS BORN DEAF: - THEN WHAT LANGUAGE DO THEY THINK IN?

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Nickeh43: I will look to OP to answer that one for us?

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AlienNation: Nick, I'll wait for the comments :)

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NSFW: They think in pictures and events, not language.

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Anonymous: ^right - and music too.. Beethoven etc..

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Anonymous: music too? they're deaf

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Anonymous: ^ not that deaf

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Nickeh43: colors? shapes? Visually interpreted thinking? Goes back to that Universal Language Receptor thing, is my opinion anyhow

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Prtz: A deaf can read, moron!!!

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XENU: ^no they cant

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Nickeh43: maybe they are zombies and don't have brains... thoughts, AN?

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AlienNation: ^You could be right hmmm. This requires further thinking

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Nickeh43: Pleae let me know when you find out moar.

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iprobablyhateyou: clicks and whistles... like africans

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Anonymous: Deaf CAN READ (see Braile... Heh heh) but it is a good question; how could they know what "words" sound like to think "literally"...?!

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Nickeh43: *stares at OP*

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AlienNation: ^why stare at me? I'm just a pervert. You know the language I think in.

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Nickeh43: Beer, tits, and ass?

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AlienNation: ^you got that right

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BigRussDaGOD: they think in the language they are thinking

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Nickeh43: ^Also known as beer, tits, and ass

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sickfuck88: ALLRIGHT! beer tits and ass

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gympervert: deaf can read , brail is for the blind and that think in a language thay are most familliar to from parents n shiz like thay can read lips

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asp: so they must think in lips?

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ThelemicMage: it's the BLIND that can't read words, you fucking imbeciles, not DEAF people. Fuuuuu

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Anonymous: ^ now that's rich - a MORON calling someone an Imbecile... only on c/4/c...

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Anonymous: But they can never know what a word sounds like, they can just see ppl doin shit with their mouth, then he needs to know about sounds and stuf, they gotta read to find out the answers, like there is fuckin books that tells deaf people how words sound like. Man like try to explain by words what the word "poop" sounds like to someone who never heard a sound b4?

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Limerick: Written language isn't strictly natural. I'd imagine NSFW has it right that they think in ideas until they find a better way to conceptualize them.

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Nickeh43: I still think OP should tell us wtf is up.

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dxc: They clearly can't compare the sound of a spoken word to its written comparitive, so all they can do is recognise that actual combination of symbols (letters) arranged in a certain way that have a specific meaning.

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Anonymous: Shut up, stupid t-rex! You're extinct!

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AlienNation: I'll finally tell you. I think in words. Seriously. But most deaf people think in sign language (no duh).

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Nickeh43: If only we could record pictures of peoples' thoughts eh?

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Anonymous: This makes my brain hurt.

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Anonymous: sign language

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GrYm: They think with images of the word, sign or actual object at a much faster rate that the rest of us, because they have exercise. So it's like a puzzle in their heads when they communicate.. in my opinion..

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darkstan: Another fascinating post/thread. What about someone like Helen Keller? What was going through her mind? What did she dream?

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Anonymous: They think conceptually. I was a sign language interpreter for a long time. That is why their language (ASL) is not word for word (english). When you sign it is painting a picture. That is why English Idioms make no sense to deaf people.... Like when we say "it's raining cats and dogs".

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beepb00p: just execute the deaf faggots and be done with it...

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Anonymous: nazi german

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Anonymous: if they're white, old norse.. negroid, click clock pock

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Limerick: OP has obviously never learned a second language.

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Anonymous: always wondered that myself i figure they just have emotions no words

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AZO9Swall0deD: words restrict are a restrictition of feelings, she thinks freely without the embarrassement of putting the whole thing into words for him/herself

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Anonymous: comments made me laugh.. they are deaf - not that deaf

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Anonymous: ^ all comments to speak English Clearly and Grammatically, www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDfQLwgGcdk <- there deaf person isn't sounds of the great quality and speak grammar.

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Nickeh43: Please don't execute my lil buddy, I has a soft spot for the guy, no matter what language he thinks in.

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Brot: foul language. i mean they must be swearing inside their heads most of the time

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Anonymous: deaf babies"babble" at 8-1- months same as hearing babies, even if the parents are deaf. wierd, huh?

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GalacticStar: Deaf people speak Cthulu

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Anonymous: sanskrit

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precious: Do humans that are blind, deaf, without smell & without feel think or are they as good as dead ? What is life ? answer that raptor :D

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het anussap: i herd deaf people can't fap

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Anonymous: Deaf people think in Slayer.

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Anonymous: same language as every animal thinks

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Anonymous: deaf people are rodent

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Canucklehead: They think in symbols or pictures that they have seen.

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Anonymous: in whatever language they learned as a kid; be it english or ameslam or whatver. we only 'hear' thoughts in our heads cause we are used to it, but sound is not a prerequisite for language acquisition and processing. perhaps it's a more visual internal dialogue process, as some have suggested.

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Anonymous: THEY THINK IN CAPSLOCK MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR

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Anonymous: ^actually makes sense, for they have to compensate the amount of loudness normally in their life, they just think loud... fucking deep bro

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Anonymous: flame flame flame flame

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Anonymous: Deaf people - how does their heart taste?

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BnSneky: Mexican...........hey, it's the rules

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Anonymous: and what if they are deaf and blind ?

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MAELSTHUR: langue is the way that we use to represent our conscience and our thinks

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Poo Ha Ha: ^ haha, she said "stinks"!

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Anonymous: youtube dot com/watch?v=x7ltzA0B2X8 Cochlear Implant .....for teh lulz

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MrPerspective: If you believe that we "normal" people think the same way we speak, you're deeply mistaken. We think the same way our brain perceives the meaning of our words, NOT their sounds. The thing is, we also perceive the meaning of the sounds of our words the same way. In reality, deaf ppl think just like the rest of us... and in the same language.

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Anon64: Reminds me of the redneck couple who adopted the vietnamese baby and immediately started learning vietnamese so they would know what the kid was saying when he started to talk.

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SolF: they do signs..duh

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Anonymous: @ MrPerspective - I disagree. I am multilingual, and actually think in different languages at times. Sometims I think a thought in one language I can't even say directly in another one. In either event, I think the actual words, in one language or another. Sometimes I think in images or sensations, but more often I think in words which I hear in my inner monologue. Deaf ppl? how 4 u?

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IF GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE - DOES THAT MEAN THAT TOASTERS DONT TOAST TOAST?

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Quantum69: Yeah, why not?

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RKB: What a retard =P

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Greeft: Toasters toast bread BTW, why would you want to toast it twice?

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royalblood1985: lmfao

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Lexicon: ^^ Wisdom.

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Anonymous: I can assure you that guns indeed, do toast people

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Anonymous: Toasters gonna toast

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Anonymous: retoast

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RubberG: People have been known to kill with guns while toasted.

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Anonymous: Who plugs the toaster in you idiot

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Lickathesplit: Nope, it means electricity electrifies electricity.

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GibblesNBits: umm, the correct association would be guns don't kill people, people kill people.. so toasters don't toast toast, people toast toast...its fucking philosoraptor, not I can count to potato....

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Anonymous: Yes it does, Einstein. Including the correction about the difference between bread and toast, the logic is this - Toasters don't toast bread, people toast bread. It's really pretty simple, isn't it?

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Anonymous: but what happens if people kill the toast?

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32:3:13 - seconds hours minutes - WHAT'S NEXT AMERICA?

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anon: butterscotch pudding

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Grave: yes sir! post!

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Phadrus: A Lapdance.

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Greeft: Yellowstone Ruination.

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yo: houres? stupid foreigners learn how to spell!

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Alkarnur: LOL

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YOU!: potatoe?

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Anonymous: 3:13 AM and 33 seconds, duh

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SouthernPride: the way i see it is that the month is mostly the smallest digit, and the day is mostly double digit, and larger then the month and starting 31C.E. the year is always bigger so stfu europe

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crackerkiller5: my ass?

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Anonymous: Scented porn! '8D

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Anonymous: ^^ has 2 black dicks in it.

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Grave: SouthernPride, you are a douche. Days change more frequently, then months, then years. that same reason that hours comes before minutes and then seconds. DAMN AMERICA, YOU STUPID!

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BnSneky: Niggers

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YOU ARE MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

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Anonymous: Is this how to kill yourself without pointing at yourself?

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devshade: fuck no...bullet would still be faster, speed of light is not limiting speed itself

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Anonymous: devshadde... wtf? The speed of light is the fastest ANYTHING can go. There just is no "faster than the speed of light" it's just impossible.

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knightofadliya: The bullet is already moving at the speed of light inside the gun. When you fire it' will fly at the speed of light+normal bullet speed. So you won't catch up to it

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Sparty: u will kill your self :)

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Anonymous: The theory is that the energy it takes to accelerate any mass going that fast is so high that ist impossible. So things without mass can go faster.... All you have to do is remove the mass from the bullet and your all set to go!

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Anonymous: ^^you are a retard remove the mass from the bullet? so take the bullet away? have no bullet? you can't have a bullet without mass

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Anonymous: speed of light DOES limit speed itself...bullet wouldn't change velocity

1267478097971

Anonymous: knightofadliya is correct but good luck to the tards on here gaining an understanding of it

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bils30: there is no way you can travel that fast without being crushed

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TotallyNasty: Let me give all of you a hint, there isn't a fixed point in the entire universe and speed is only measurable in comparison to other objects (such as source, destination etc.) so there is in theory no limit to speed, thus if the guy was wearing a space suit and travelling in vaccum it would work the same as him not moving at all. Speed is always relative.

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Anonymous: TotallyNasty got it. Speed is relative. From your perspective, the bullet will be travelling as fast as a bullet does. To an outside observer, it may travel only slightly faster. And it wouldn't be traveling faster than the speed of light, just faster than you-- you can't move at the speed of light (unless, as has been said, you're massless-- e.g. a photon has no rest mass).

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beepb00p: ^ YAWN - shut blowhard anonfag - tell ya what, let's test a bullet's velocity through your fukken skull :D

1267534219868

TotallyNasty: Actually, light can travel faster than the "speed of light"... Turn on a flashlight and walk forward, the light coming from it would (for an observer you walk towards) be moving at the speed of light, plus like 2km/h :P according to Einstein the light should then travel back in time or some shit, but obviously it doesn't. Speed is STILL relative.

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Droid: you can travel faster than the speed of light, there will just be a visual delay. and at current, u will also melt to a puddle from the friction involved in the air around u...

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Anonymous: If you were travelling at the speed of light you would be part of a singularity. The universe relative to you would exist inside a single point. There would be no time. There would be no spacial dimensions.

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Boreece: ^ Wrong, wrong, somewhat right. A singularity is an immesurably dense thing, like a million fat people shoved into a phone booth. The mass drawn into the singularity is falling inside faster than the speed of light, that's the reason why the things surrounding singularitys are called black holes. Think of it as an escalator movin downward at above the speed of light with you trying to run upward.

1269282804765

Boreece: No matter how fast you are, you will end up on the lower end, inside the singularity. If you were moving at the speed of light, everything else would look curved towards you, since the light from every point closer than 186k miles/300k kilometers would reach you within a second or a fraction of it. So the universe would maybe look something like a flat circle around you.

1269283155413

Boreece: There would be time, although it would be much slower to the people not moving as fast as you. Spacial dimensions would still exist, a light year doesn't have that name just for kicks since it's a measure for distance.

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Dave: lol- you're travelling at the speed of light... so.. for you... time has stopped... the bullet would go 896 m/s faster than the speed of light... therefore going back in time... so ... you better DUCK MOTHERFUCKER coz that bullet is about 896 meters behind you chasing down your ass!!!

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Truth: It's funny how some people are willing to believe something that is un-provable when it involves science, but scoff at everything that involves religion.

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Anonymous: If you travel at the speed of light for hour it will take the bullet 72 years to catch up with you

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KarmaPickles: I will an hero this way and post pics in 72 years. be back 1 hour

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Hughbie: wtf with all the jabbering above...just become the road runner and you'll leave that bullet for dea.

1269316132424

Hughbie: wtf with all the jabbering above...just become the road runner and you'll leave that bullet for dead

1269316134797

Anonymous: However, you would have to gain more energy immediately as the bullet is fired, because as soon the bullet is freed, mass is reduced, energy is lost, causing you and the bullet to slow down. Energy (Speed) is lost when you fire the bullet and split. The bullet gets a tiny portion by mass, and you get the bulk. Killing yourself. Think about throwing a rock in space for example.

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Anonymous: That is, assuming this is all done in a vacuum, and that you have a way to achieve enough energy to reach speeds that high. To do it on earth would allow you to fire it faster than you are moving, but I don't know if you'd survive the air resistance.

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cyroth: since the only thing that can move with the speed of light is light both, you and the bullet must be light. If you watch it from somewhere else the bullet will travel at the same speed as you but for you it will look like the bullet would fly away with the speed of light. both observations are true! at least that is what relative theory teaches us.

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Anonymous: one question...aren't you already dead with this speed at a oben...platform witz raods? :D

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nameless: two words: terminal velocity

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eddieo: the bullet would never leave the barrel because it does not have enough energy to travel faster than the speed of light.

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Anonymous: There would be no time for the person who is traveling at the speed of light. The faster you travel through SPACE, the less you move forward Through time. The speed of light is simply the max velocity anything can move through space. If you move at the max velocity, then you freeze in time. While at the speed of light, the man would be frozen until slown, so the bullet would never be fired.

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Anonymous: Gun would explode, trajectory of gasses and shrapnel would be everywhere but forward

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Anonymous: SAME THINg THAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIVIDE BY ZERO.....DOOMMEED

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ArmsReach: Bullet can't take that air resistance and the lead would fragment while you pass through the shards.

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a78589645: Fuck people. If you know nothing about the theory of relativity, then stop making up shit guesses at it. Anonymous gets it, light is massless- you and your damn bike and gun ain't.

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Anonymous: Things with mass can't go the speed of light.

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petepru95: Mass = Energy @ the speed of light (remember E=MC^2) Also nothing can move faster than light. Speed is not relative, it is time that is relative. So light is always going in a straight line at 186,000 mile/s . Spacetime can be bent curved and light is still going same speed in that spacetime blackholes dont bend light they bend spacetime back onto itself. For the sake of the joke, he offed himself

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MrNonChalant: im hella surprised no one made a comment about there being a "nigger" holding the gun lol. is this really the first intellegent conversation ive seen on here. good job guys lmao

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Anonymous: advice: 1. read "relativity, the special and general theory" by einstein. 2. read "spacetime physics" by wheeler. these are both easy books that even you guys might understand. 3. stfu.

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Anonymous: The bullet looks back at you then gives you the finger.

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Pokerlord: there is a big formula to take the result of this image, but as claser you get to speed of light, the sum of the speeds reduce, the bullet would just stand still out of the gun

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Anonymous: you cant move with the light of speed. assumung normal mechanics would work, and parts of relativity also, the Bullet would move forward from you, but backwards in Time.

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Anonymous: natural laws slow time down so... the fastest anything can go is 99.99% the speed of light

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Youngin: I wish you retards would learn your fucking theory. Nothing can be OBSERVED moving faster than the speed of light,

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SmashaGash: So what then if he wasn't holding a gun, what if he was holding a flashlight?

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Grave: one hell of a car

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cheesecake: After reading all these comments - I'm willing to give it a try (pow)

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craphere: guys If youre moving so fast u would need a protection what can take a tank projectil no matter..

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craphere: But the bullet woulnd leve the gun ..

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spoooks1: Wopuld the bullet actually leave the gun?

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spoooks1: Would the bullet actually leave the gun?

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Limerick: Matter cannot move at the speed of light.

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Youngin: You're all fucking morons i hate you all

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Anonymous: lol youngin... that ended this thread so perfectly

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Invailid: asuming that you moving with the speed of 299 792 458 m/s and that the bullet is moving with a speed of829 m/s , this would mean that the bullet would be moving backwards.(still traveling away from you but also traveling toward you)

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Invailid: oh and btw that you would be traveling in a straight line ( not around the globe style)

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Mr. Anonymous: good way to break you fucking gun dumbass

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Psychotica: Yeah, The closer you get to the speed of light the slower time becomes, as mass which also increases has an affect on time (Orbiting planets slows down time). This is because of E=MC^2. There is a boundary which cannot be crossed. This universal speed cannot be beaten, therefore if you tried to get faster than the speed of light the time would be sufficiently slow enough for the bullet to etc...:)

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GrYm: Apart from the scientific definition, does anyone really understand what light is ?

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Anonoman: It's like you are all speaking about different things. The picture asks no questions. However the bullet would actually move forward in time so........, nothing as such has ever occurred so we can not make truthful predictions about this event...........i know how the Big Bang started and how it will end :'(

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Anonymous: knightofadiya, the bullet will actually age slower than you to compensate for its thrust forward in time. As such, the speed at which light travels from the gun to the bullet will essentially increase (it doesn't, but lets think like it does), from the bullets perspective.

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Anonymous: i end up inside your mother

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Uncle Harvey: As the bullet approaches the speed of light, it begins to lose mass... when it hits the speed of light, ithat's when it has lost all mass and, in fact, does become light... remember, mass and energy are really the same thing... as far as walking with the flashlight, the speed of the light doesn't change, just the frequency.... it becomes blue shifted in the direction of travel...

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Anonymous: bunch a retards

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Anonymous: The bullet travels thru time and kills the last humpback whale!

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Anonymous: tachyons

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Anonymous: Only correct answer... You're travelling at the speed of light, so why bother with the gun.

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Anonymous: ^^Nope. It's the oppisite you have a gun why bother with the speed of light?

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Anonymous: I'm gonna end this argument by referencing from 'A Brief History of Time' by Hawking. This is on page 21 of the tenth adversary edition. As things move faster, their mass increases, thus requiring more energy for acceleration. The bullet would never leave the gun. Also, it is impossible for the guy to reach the speed of light because his mass would be infinite thus the energy required would be too

1275795665697

Anonymous: Also, Uncle Harvey has it backwards. As things move closer to the speed of light, they lose mass, not gain it.

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Anonymous: I is stupid. I meant to say that they gain mass not lose it.

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Anonymous: I tink it wud exploed !

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GhostNinja: BITCHES PLZ HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE FOURTH INDIANA JONES MOVIE!!!

1275799998166

Anonymous: @ GhostNinja Then it would cause a nuclear explosion just like at the begining of the indiana jones movie!!!

1275800820702

Anonymous: nothing can travel faster than the speed of light and walking forward and turning on a light does not make the light travel any faster matter that approaches the speed of light will actually never exceed it due to the fact that time slows down exponentially the closer to the speed of light that an object comes

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Invailid: oh snap. i thought it was going the other way

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darkstan

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Uncle Harvey: Good job 22316 - I came back to correct the statement if no one had caught it, but you were on your toes and explained a key point.

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Uncle Harvey: petepru95, you are also right, but it's the outside observer to that ray of light who is deceived - because it radiates out from any single point in he shape of a sphere. Yes, it's a straight line, but an infinite number of them.. This is what leads to the "double-slit" anomolies

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Anonymous: Your traveling at the speed of light, when you shoot the bullet wont go out. It wouldnt be able to travel out fast enough. You'd probably just knock the gun into your face. Killing you by lightspeed pistol whip.

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Anonymous: Actually... the speed of the bullet will be, speed of light+speed of a normal bullet

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Anonymous: at first yes but it will slow down dramatically, so fast that it would just kill you right after shooting it

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Narol: Ok enough! Mass can't possibly beat the speed of light such as metal, therefore anything that uses the speed of light wil age faster - while the mass ages slower.

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Narol: will*

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Teh Rob: Arn't we forgetting that at some point in time this runaway speed of light buggy is going to hit into the 1970's cop-chase-fruit-cart in the middle of the universe?

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Anonymous: darl flow puts paid to all your comments....

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Anonymous: somebody just needs to get on their skateboard and get moving at the speed of light and shoot a pistol and have someone else record the aftermath

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Narol: Ok?

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yetnotdead: if you're travelling at the speed of light time stands still and you wont be able to pull the trigger ;)

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Anonymous: im glad everyone knows what its like to travel at the speed of light...

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ilich91: YOU CANNOT TRAVEL AT THE SPEEED OF LIGHT BECAUSE U HAVE MASS!!!

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Anonymous: you kids crack me up. now for the practicle application. htis problem has already been ran into with the invention of air travel at supersonic speeds. you can not fire guns at that speed, you end up hitting your own bullets. Korean and viet nam jet fighter pilots found this out when trying to dog fight chinese aircraft, you have to slow down or you die.

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kosty88: i think if we traverl at the speed of light our electrons will stop spinning... so the will be no more attraction force between atoms and we will fall appart

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Anonymous: 0805: So do photons and they travel at the speed of light.

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Anonymous: How is this relevant? No oxygen, thus no gun fired.

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Charles Bronson: The starting premise is false. You can't get up to the speed of light because you have mass. You can get close but time dilation will slow time, preventing the bullet from going fast enough to exceed the speed of light. It will get slightly closer to the speed of light than you, you'll perceive it as going at bullet speed but your frame of reference has a slower passage of time.

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Anonymous: Einstein would cry if he read these comments...

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Anonymous: you all are FUCKING NERSDS!!!

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Anonymous: The correct answer is, you can't travel at the speed of light, so no, you won't kill yourself because the bullet will move faster than you,.

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Mike13815: If you were traveling at the speed of light, the velocity of the blood in your body that is supposed to be moving in the forward direction will be converted to mass. AT the speed of light, matter has the maximum level of energy (besides rotational energy) it can hold. Add any more energy, it will be converted to mass. Any more mass will be converted to energy.

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Mike13815: The bullet will move forward. The relative energy on your half of the system will accelerate you backwards. Because of the relative dialation of time, you will see the bullet as if it's moving as fast as a bullet should

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Anonymous: YOUARE ALL WRONG; if tou were to travel at the speed of light, you wouldnt even exist anymore, you would turn into atoms.

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Flarp: It kills me how most people here cannot solve simple math equations. Yet, they are going to troll with the theory of relativity. Keep truckin rainman.

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Anonymous: To the shooter, it will appear to fire normally, but because the faster you travel through space, the slower you travel through time, the shooter, the train and the bullet will all appear to be travelling much slower to an observer, and in anycase none will exceed light speed relative to the space outside (and so, any observer) because of time slowing for the train, shooter and bullet.

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Anonymous: assuming that you have mass, you cannot be traveling at the speed of light.

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Limerick: Nothing happens as gunpowder isn't enough to accelerate a molecule at near the speed of light.

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Knome: you sir would be dead..the G force would make you Fap until u die

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evilgenius: to all those who think the bullet would go faster... GET AN EDUCATION

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Anonymous: si fueras a la speed of de luz tu masa seria infinita....cosa que es impocible

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Harvey: I am also posting in this thread.

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Phadrus: ^Faggots! Faggots! Faggots! Your missing the point. The point being can you fire enough bullets to slow yourself down once you have reached the speed of light. Duh!!!!

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evilgenius: NO ONE CAN OR WILL TRAVEL AT THE FUCKING SPEED OF LIGHT!!! just the attempt would kill you... as you get closer to the speed of light, you'd just be crushed into oblivion

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Phadrus: evilgenius>> ^Are you retarded. Have you seen Star Trek? Not only is faster than light speed possible, but if you go fast enough you can go back in time. Stoopid!

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Phadrus: 4416: Eh, aren't we already atoms?

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Tokolosh: If for arguments sake you could travel at the speed of light to attempt this you would at some point turn around and see your self travelling at the speed of light pointing a gun at yourself which would make you turn around to defend at which point you would lose the game.

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Anonymous: As the gun fires, a wormhole opens to a long time ago in galaxy far far away and Princess Leia reaches through and pulls me off.

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Anonymous: information between two particles travels faster than the speed of light.

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George: People...The bullet never leaves the barrel.

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YuLiekPicturz: Lets be clear, the speed of light is not the maximum speed. Let me elaborate, when you are driving your car at 60mph and have your lights on, the light goes with lightspeed +60mph. Traveling at the speed of light however is impossible as is firing a bullet against the speed of light as it would explode instantly

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fucktards: The gun, bullet, and skateboard dude can't exist at the speed of light since they have mass.

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BnSneky: it's all relative

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Phadrus: What does my cousin have to do with it?

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Bongochops: Actually, when the guy on the skateboard moved his arm forward to aim the gun, his arm moved faster than light

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Anonymous: you cant move at the speed of light dumasses, even if the guy is moving at 99.99% of the speed of light and you fire a bullet the bullet would go only 99.99999% of the speed of light. it will never move faster because the faster you go the slower time goes relative to you the bullet would be in a separate time that you slowing it to a point that is less that the speed of light.

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FlarP: People are funny when they aregue theory as fact. Zomg. Thanks for the lulz

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Well: Speed of light is relative,it must have been told that you are in vacuum,where speed of light equals to 300 000 kilometers per hour

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evilgenius: @ Phadrus LOL, i forgot the Captain Kirk variable

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Anonymous: v = (v1 + v2)/(1 + v1*v2/c^2) .. put 2x speed of light (unreachable) there

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protonX80: EINSTEIN WAS WRONG !!

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Anonymous: NERDSSSSS!

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Anonymous: I did this once....I'm fine.

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Anonymous: I'm doing astrophysiscs at Uni and I'm telling you that the bllet cannot go faster than light so i win x

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Nickeh43: Maybe a bullet CAN travel faster than the speed of light, if it comes out of the right gun?

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abokittens: anon way up there said if you move at the speed of light, you freeze time. this implies that light travels instantly from one point to another. also scientists have theorized that if we place a gravitational force in front of an object as use that to propel it, that object in theory has the potential to move faster than the speed of light.

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abokittens: but like what droid said, because of the friction of the stuff around you, you would instantly be killed, even in space because of lingering hydrogen atoms

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Bauhaus: Some of the answers in here are strait out of the book of fail. The answer is, that reletive to the shooter the bullet will behave normally, but because the faster an object moves through space, the slower it moves through time, the bullet (relative to the rest of the universe) will move slower than light through space.

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Anonymous: ^ Correct answer. Everything else is just ignorance, stupidity and too much ScFi

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abokittens: the graph for the energy required to move faster than the speed of light is not linear though, its exponential. im pretty sure whatever amount of energy given off by the gun powder is, it is not enough to propel the bullet to a speed faster so the bullet would just stay inside the gun

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BnSneky: no way

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Anonymous: ^^No the bullet would fire normally, but because it has mass, it cannot travel faster than light, therefore time slows down. Bauhaus, above is correct

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abokittens: wait, yea i just thought about it lol does go faster. except for him saying answer lol, there was no question, just arguements

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Anonymous: When things travel with speed of light the time stands still... hard to pull the trigger when the time stands still... PWND by physics

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KingVulture: the bullet would cease to be solid matter and in doing so all except the electrons and nuetron would slip out of spacetime into hyperspace and the only way to decelerate it would be collision with an event horizon such as a black hole or wornhole.

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Anonymous: Speed of the bullet would be about 800kmph relative to the person shooting it

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chrud: you can't cheat the cosmic speed limit, dude, no matter how hard you troll!

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Anonymous: You're asking an impossible question. Ignoring one piece of physics to propose a question does not provide for a valid discussion. Nothing with mass can move at or beyond the speed of light. So figure out how to get that gun moving at 'c', than maybe we can talk.

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Anonymous: Oh, and to the "hold flashlight and walk forward" you're a complete retard. The light is still moving at the same speed. Your mind i so small you cannot wrap your head around it. I bet you think that a lightyear long pole would allow for instant data transmission as well via poking.

1304146376133

Anonymous: Wow..quite a scientific discussion goin' on here in the cesspoool

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Furore23: I am made completely from pure science.

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Anonymous: i like TotallyNasty's point about there not being a fixed point in the universe. who is to say the person being observed isn't still and the observer is moving at the speed of light?

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Anonymous: however, TotallyNasty is wrong about walking with a flashlight. light travels at the same speed no matter what. even if you were traveling at half the speed of light and turned on a flashlight the light coming out of it would still be traveling at the speed of light. that's why they call it "the speed of light". lol

1304186014251

Westin: the bullet wudnt even leave the chamber

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Kirk Diggler: As you approach the speed of light your atoms begin to seperate and you dissapear as photons and energy along with your gun, thus you will not even be around to fire your gun you fucking retards, just think about it for more than five seconds before you start typing. GOLL!!!!

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MrSandyNigger: And thus niggers were born!

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Anonymous: All matter becomes pure energy at photon speed.

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eyedol: the bullet would not move at the speed of light relative to you

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Anonymous: the bullet wouldn't be able to travel at the speed of light and would tear through the back of the gun and the dude as well. killshot.

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MegaShit: This whole thread is a fucking sad indictment of the American education system!!!

1305051809433

Furore23: Jesus Christ, JUST GO AND WATCH 'COSMOS' IDIOTS!

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Anonymous: when you reached light speed gun loses material self and became energy. so there's no way to use a gun with moving at the speed light

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Lickathesplit: Maybe it is just un educated me, but no matter gr8er then light particals can reach the speed of light without some form of a shield .. If you use a shield, also use a bullet proof vest for you will catch up to the only once propulsed bullet. Science has proven there is a power that exceeds the speed of light by the way !! The gravity of a black hole exceeds the escape velocity of light particles

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Lickathesplit: and yes !! it was me that inlightened you scientists wannabees ..

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Anonymous: YOU CANNOT TRAVEL AT SPEED OF LIGHT

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Lickathesplit: O RLY ???

1307136583796

Anonymous: einstein was a troll

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TimeTraveller: @889 Wrong, so wrong. Thought can travel in an instant. I can connect with everything that is, and everything that ever was and ever will be, in as quick or as long a time as I will myself to do it.

1307139231585

Lickathesplit: Yeah, but thoughts can't spend a vacation on a distant planet can they, and if so, what would be the point of that

1307142943721

Anonymous: information passes between entangled pairs faster than the speed of light. i wonder if they are really the same object except we perceive them to be in 2 different places at the same time because we have such a limited view of the real Universe.

1307145676562

Lickathesplit: Sounds elaborate untill you realise that information is physical, tiny outbursts of electricity, like solar flames sort of speak. A reaction of your neural network to cope with input .. Try again plzz..

1307148950495

Anonymous: Lets pretend you could withstand the G's and had a gun made out of a element that could also take it, you'd have no way of taking down the results, as we'd need light to image the bullet into our eyes, which ofc is impossible at Light speed

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Lickathesplit: Facepalm !!!

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Xenophobe: You would have disintegrated looong before you could have pulled the trigger

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Anonymous: gun would recoil about 1000 feet per sec. and rip threw body, bullet keeps going at speed of light.

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MarkosT: I like wagons, just not wagons that go the speed of light

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Canit: None of us are getting laid

1311559746380

Flarp: I'll have to get with Morgan Freeman to check this out. Thanks for all the lightspeed tips!

1311593762917

Greeft: And you get overtaken by some speeding neutrons.

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Raven's Wing: The bullet would travel back in time and kill you in the past

1317971811399

Anonymous: The faster you travel, the greater your mass (it increases as you accelerate), therefore, the bullet itself would weigh a hell of a lot more at close to the speed of light - therefore the ammount of gunpowder in the cartridge would be insufficient to actually launch the bullet due to it's increased mass. Game. Set, and Match. Suck it, losers!!

1326580662594

darkstan: ^ * 'its' not 'it's'. So close. Please see 'Skull of Regret' for more information. LOL

1326580745922

Anonymous: I like girls because breasts...

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Anonymous: either all you fuckers dont know what the fuck trolling is... OR the op is the hugest f4ggot ever...OR your trolling level is fucking asian....

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Chinese Baby Soup!!: suicide

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Moongrim: You'd be unable to perceive the bullet.

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Decorum: I feel so smart.

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Tattoos: Have none of you ever had a common housefly buzzing around inside your car? Are you all that fucking stupid?

1328068597633

Anonymous: Relativity is all about frame of reference. From your own frame of reference, you are stationary. You fire the bullet and observe it act as a normal bullet would. From the frame of reference of someone who sees you as moving at the speed of light, the bullet stays the same speed as you and never leaves the gun.

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SolF: y'know, you ought to have a closed vehicle......

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whats the ame of the song that goes dummmm dum dum dum dum dumm dum i dont know the lyricks but it starts of like that i think its rock the guy who sings it has a high voice

White stripes seven nations lyrics music question yahoo

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iprobablyhateyou: once i knew the answer it totally made sense

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Anonymous: It's called Seven-Nation Army, ya' rubes.

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m4k3k3: hats off

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Shalaschaska: fuckin' hell ahahaha dummm dum dum dum dum dummmm dum

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Anonymous: I coulda told him but his melody was a bit off key.

1336445443192

Anonymous: holy ball sack

1336457476483

Anonymous: I just lost the game! o_O

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Can I still be a virgin if the guy only stuck his dick have way in????????

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RKB: Is she still a virgin or what then?

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TwoFaced: Interesting. So if I'd rape a girl and put it no further than halfway in, then I'm only half a rapist.

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Anonymous: Good question. Depends on how you define a virgin. Some might say she has to be totally innocent to be one. Others might say she has to go all the way to no longer be one. Everything in between is a grey area.

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Choadboy: ^a ra-ist

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gateway85: FUCK THIS HALF WAY SHIT

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Anonymous: And, TwoFaced? Doing half the time is still plenty of time to become someone's new girlfriend in prison.

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TwoFaced: ^ True. Damn.

1274359071786

Anonymous: And if he puts it in again, then she is no longer a virgin

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Moongrim: Puerto Rican Virgin: only been gang-banged 3 times.

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Lizard: Either way, you would still be illiterate.

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Anonymous: Why half way in a few times? lol

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DmnH: roll lol troll

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Anonymous: trolol

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ElCapitan: most girls round down anyways.

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fukinehh: i lol'd

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Anonymous: It all depends, was it in your mouth?

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Loteeshua Gomez: even if it go only have way in you cen still be pregnet by it !

1278679307443

Anon57: flawed logic here.. half of a 9 inch dick is most of an average dick.. half way means shit.. if its in , she is officially promoted to cumdumpster

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Anonymous: what a whore

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Anonymous: depends if he popped your cherry, sweetie

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Anonymous: depends on the size of the dick

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zaid: and HAlf a Whore

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Limerick: Virginity is anatomic.

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SexGrandMaster: Virgin or not, what she is, Is a FUCKIGN MORON

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funch: "have way

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funch: "have way" yes. "half way", no, you're a whore

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flarp: Half-virgin

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FlARP: Wait. Halfway in what?

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Leashedhate: Fucking half assed.

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Gottesacker: the question must be: why did he let some guy stick his dick into him in the first place???

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Anonymous: No. Congratulations, you are now a slut.

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Lickathesplit: Who says it's a she...?!!

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slurm: Female virginity is defined by an intact hymen, but can b torn by horseriding etc.

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Weed: No, tiny dicks don't count.

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Schlong: ▲

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Schlong: ▲ ▲

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FluffyTaco: I think if it doesnt go in more than 4 times than it doesnt count. If it lasts under 2 minutes...it doesnt fukin count

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FluffyTaco: if its under 5 inches it also doesnt count

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Lickathesplit: .....Nope..got nothing....

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Raimey_D: You gotta' have 9 inches to hop on this ride...

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Anonymous: only if you live in the Virgin Islands.

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Anonymous: in What? Orange? Cucumber? Hot running water? Tailpipe of a Yugo?

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thatguynamed: If it goes half way more than twice no. 2 halves is one.

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Buster Hymen: You are, but only after one beer, not two

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Anonymous: you're half whore LOL I agree with zaid

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Anonymous: As soon as he runs the head up and down her slit to juice it up...she's been fucked.

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Anonymous: if you open a candybar and only eat half is the candybar fucked ?

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Anonymous: I promise, just the head.

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Anonymous: You're a slut and a cheap whore, your pussy is deflowered, it smells and you are a fucking whore.

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N_GGERS - PEOPLE WHO ANNOY YOU

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DannDruff: naggers??

1267674409499

roflz: I'd like to buy a vowel.

1267677000469

N_GGER: I'd like to steal a vowel.

1267681859676

KeelleMynusNine: ....im a nigger fag

1267683790492

Greeft: GINGERS???

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MathalomuleM31: ^^^^^ yup thats right

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Warg: Darkey Jiggaboo Spear-chucking Spooks?

1271741059919

Dutch Ruffian: Coons? Moolies? Slaves? Blacks? Brownies? Turds? Zulus? Wellfare collectors? Minesweepers? Inferiors?

1271759858626

Anonymous: u lost - Poops?

1271760422156

Anonymous: Nuggets. The R should be a T. Those fucking nugget bastards.

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GoryGames: Noggers dir einen

1271765186252

Anonymous: hmm...NIGGERS !

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darkwing duck 421: "hey your that nigger guy!"

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Anonymous: may i have an " i " please pat

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HOW MANY JUSTIN BIEBERS COULD YOU TAKE IN A FIGHT?

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Anonymous: all of them

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Anonymous: 7.254

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Anonymous: 7.255

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Anonymous: as many as it takes

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Swiney: 30 :D:D:D

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Anonymous: i couldn't take any in a fight, but i'd take as many as you can throw at me if it was a gang rape !

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Anonymous: ^ wait.... WUT?!

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joXnka: If theyre coming at me in an orderly fashion I probably wouldn ever get tired of it :D

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Anonymous: as many as bullets i have :-) or if i got a knife as many as there are

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ANNONAMOOSE: over 9000!!!!

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Warg: at least fifteen

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Anonymous: hahahahahaha

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TwoFaced: 666

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Anonymous: over 9000 times 0 is still zero, so any amount

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Anonymous: I'll happily just kick that single annoying one's ass.

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vengance: 3,000,000,000 cause he's small and I'm big and armed, so fucking bring it!!!

1277579259776

Anonymous: that is a trick question, Justin Bieber can't fight

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Anonymous: I've got a steel-tipped oak spear, some red bull and I can take on an infinite amount of Justin Biebers.

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sqwrrl: Correction, "Justine."

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slikwilly: I don't give a fuck about how many! Bring all them bitches on and I'll stomp them all!

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wupme: I can fight as many as you throw at me till somebody devides by zero

1279127312156

Anonymous: whats with all the hate for Justin Bieber ? I think he's really cute and YES i'm a guy. I'd rather make love with him ( once he's legal of course! ) than hurt him. You should too you Godless heathens ! Man do i hate athiests !

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Anonymous: >150 with grenade launcher and machine gun.

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technosasquatch: 34

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Anonymous: Roll to find out --------->

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Anonymous: I'd take them all

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Arsonist: all that are on this planet which is 666

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Anonymous: roll, kneeyigga

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NigBickDigger: ^yeah, id kill that many.

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marquise: You could take 32 Justin Biebers in a fight!

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jpvarsky: 1279472449569

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vengance: with a monster and my boots on and if I has my sword I could take on an infinite amount of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: I dont hit women, but ill make an exception.

1279599520944

Limerick: The quiz told me twenty but in reality I'd say two if they gang up. One on one I'd go to 'round ten.

1279604985864

Bemol: this many =>

1279629656845

Anonymous: Coupla dozen =]

1279631340661

Anonymous: i could take 17 per day

1279659029929

Anonymous: Justin Bieber can't fight she's a cunt!!11

1281296161934

dustin b.: -10

1281296216261

Anonymous: just 1, i just want 1 please

1281298018206

Anonymous: Pi

1281301938806

Anonymous: march them all off the Grand Canyon in a single file and u will win some internets....i promise

1281302071300

Anonymous: 1

1281312050526

mexican: the one and only to put his head oto his own ass! american asholes stop sending shit bto the world

1281416881109

Anonymous: Kill All Justin Fag Biebers

1281418860395

stureeeds: enough to make me a man

1281423174929

Anonymous: I could take them all, wiff mah mini-gun.. fuck yea.. x3

1281529084499

G3n7r0: All of them.

1281537169573

Clownichter: I could take all the girls that have a justin bieber shirt....take them.... :D

1281559229692

Anonymous: ITS NOT NICE TO HIT GIRLS

1283709362704

the7rafe7: infinite

1283712262930

anon: 156

1283721683875

Jesus: It wouldn't be a fight since it's Justin Bieber

1283745800798

Anonymous: as many as there are

1283751704616

Anonymous: All of them. with my bear hands.

1283752675804

Anonymous: If I used my Bare hands I wouldn't win.

1283752734880

Anonymous: the question is how many can u kill in a fight?

1283792931525

g-man: million with ma best fightin boots on

1283794541581

Anonymous: 5

1283829056580

Flarp: The root of: ((the amount of pancakes it takes to fill a hole in a doghouse)²+(The amount of bones in ice cream²))

1283832981703

anon: ^259.6

1283839269491

Flarp: That's a lot of Biebers. I'm one bad ass mother fucker!

1284186210490

Anonymous: schfifty five

1284757727263

Anonymous: seriously... i reckon like... 4 tops

1285104040630

Anony-me: they didn't say what *kind* of fight

1285127297696

Anonymous: last 3 digits:

1285172641978

Knome: ∞

1286322155202

feefdoodle: as many as it fucking takes

1286428533758

Inject: None, because I cant hit girls

1287371049611

al: Swatting flies isn't really fighting.

1287371632940

Armistice: every digit --->

1287480639802

Anonymous

it's old hat skewering Bieber here. ya gotta do it in front of his hardcore fans (tbo have yet to meet such folk)!

1287481116343

Anonymous: ^ *tbh,

1287511091588

BnSneky: use gun, i'll take em all on

1287511595654

Anonymous: 1337

1287612131275

StaticNumbFuck: One and a half

1290371286844

chrud: why bother?

1294678892904

Spectre: COME AT ME SIS!

1294697978385

Anonymous: How many can you send?

1295162815467

Anonymoose: just one cause the other ones would feint from fear.

1295177318190

Lickathesplit: The fuck are you doing man, i'm sick of seeing that little shit everywhere...Keep c4c free of unwanted spam threads i say..

1295182225893

Anonymous: OMFG!!! There's more than 1???

1295231034328

Dr Pwn: Depends on what stage of his period he's at

1303736581878

Anonymous: win

1303736631879

tnn2: I dont fight little girls... i throw them in a cage with pedobear inside

1303739332912

Dr Pwn: ^Combo win

1303755459218

kib420: 1... thats all there is then once i kill him he will be gone for ever

1303830844128

Anonymous: None, I dont fight girls..

1306276863790

djh123: lol ^

1310552832283

Anonymous: I bet that twink moans in an awesome and musical manner when getting fucked !

1310568985841

HWOOD: fags dont fight, they run like hell...

1310570369497

BogFlogger: 42

1323323790612

Vincent859: I just want to love him tenderly...

1323324039511

rskva: Justin Bieber is so damn sexy

1323333115915

q: I don't fight bitches, I slap them and then dare them to hit me.

1323339859141

Anonymous: Well give me an uzi and an unlimited supply of ammunition and I'll show you, I sware you won't be dissapointed

1325565567133

Anonymous: All one of them.

1325565697283

rskva: Justin Bieber makes my dick stiff

1325572779362

djh123: ^must be user.. ugh

1325572868495

Anonymous: It's a mockery for me to fight dat bitch. I need moar tougher opponent.

1325577891265

Anonymous: 3,14

1325603680253

nicaris12: mexican seriously it's from canada don't be adding that to our list of failures

1330313435479

thatguynamed: how many do you have?

1336709473274

Anonymous: If the winner gets Selena Gomez, 37 septillion

1336710798613

Anonymous: I'll take one, pre-legal age, and destroy it's anus

1336711041147

Anonymous: we stand on the bridge and none may pass , we will jam the the way with dead beibers and just keep killing

1336721793424

Anonymous: 1 Because only one is real, kill one and stopp him breeding

1336724239636

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You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?

mermaid (7) , fish (104) , dilemma (4) , question (214)

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badboy: nothing better than a blow job followed by fish sticks, fishwich and sushi

1255227505117

Pyro: A plz cos id need to see some tits

1255228080651

Anonymous: I'd take the one on the left, shit has to come out of that thing somewhere.

1255251332691

and1: right one .. pussy already smells like fish n chips

1255255051644

FalzeProphet: Left one... Sure there's no pussy but I can settle for blowjobs.

1255370487542

cracker_killer: tough choice but ill take the one on the right

1255371617869

Anonymous: right - nothing better then sticking your dick in a fish mouth

1255375492947

Jewboy: Left one, I prefer getting a blowjob and frankly fish eyes are damn freaky.

1255375562195

Anonymous: I love havin' sex but I'd rahter get some head

1255376952142

Anonymous: B would be one hell of a blow job but i'd take A cause someone to talk to also to fish haha

1255396775634

Anonymous: A- because of blowjobs, boobs, fish pussy, some one to talk to.

1255415553504

vynl_richi: better head of a hot chick than sex off a fish

1255447874639

donaldd: i had a dream

1255447948154

Cam: right one def... blow jobs and a vag FTW!

1255470452480

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Anonymous: Tough choice really, blow jobs might be a better deal tho because then it wouldn't really be as much like fucking a fish.

1255479526419

Pyro: das y i picked A

1255479575924

Drilldo!!: A please, but only if she can't fucking talk. Stuck on an island with a yapping mermaid would suck.

1255495257951

Anonymous: A

1255496957412

Pyro: Id want A if she could survive out of the water and breath air cos i sure as hell aint getten in shark infested waters with a boner if u know wat i mean

1255497044523

Anonymous: i would want someone to talk to and look at instead of a stupid fucking fish thing lol

1255497469210

Badboy: ^ Oh how tender--Just go to the market, fap, and talk to the fish section -- maybe you could talk a filet into taking a walk with you!

1255522308846

Anonymous: ^fagLOL

1255524390959

Anonymous: A. blow jobs and hand jobs. couldn't look aat fish head..

1258317923711

Anonymous: A ´cause somebody to talk ;P

1258324544273

Anonymous: women arn't alowed to talk failure.

1258349938534

lastwinj: B, should wouldnt talk. only downside, both ends would smell like fish.

1258389377350

Zinc: A.. b is asking me to fap instead of fucking it

1259173832195

Bubble: Does A come with that black strip?

1259176292800

akingu: hey jewboy, you got to have a DICk first, you faggit kike asshole

1259176392511

akingu: the left one. Hands, tits, mouth and her fishy ass vs just pussy.......

1259176440492

Chrissy: A has a big black line for tits

1259228384693

MASTAH: A FTW!

1266695565756

DropkickMurphy: A, I'd rather play with boobies and jerk it then sex a fish head.

1266695775845

Narlodapanda: B...

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That Guy: I'll take both

1268183371934

Anounymous: I'll take "A" any day... She can suck my dick and has nice tits.

1268248800394

Moongrim: Mermaid, she ain't gonna get preggers.

1272370144440

Anonymous: The one on the left has standards, the one on the right doesn't. Problem solved.

1272599078412

Spike2008: oh i'll take A like pussy and all but if i had to look at a fish head fuck that blowjob will go

1272602385349

Legion: I loved that girl with all my heart, but I only loved the upper part, I did not like the tail. then one day her sister swam by and set my heart a whirl, her upper part was an ugly fish, but the bottom part was a girl!!

1272602866889

Anonymous: a.

1272602886479

Anonymous: USA

1276367577191

Anonymous: ^is gay

1276394431436

vengance: A because fish head"B" cant breathe out of water

1276398049523

the7rafe7: MERMAID HAVE FISH FOR HEAD

1276410707659

the7rafe7: DO ORAL ANYWAY

1276410720194

Anonymous: A cause fish have vagina's as well, so its win win

1276720437542

Moongrim: Mermaid can cook and give blowjobs

1276732474562

Anonymous: The one on the left. The right one all smells like fish

1276736098584

Kareloko: If a reverse mermaid it´s outside water....you can´t fuck her!

1276908551841

Anonymous: A. She stll has to have an asshole

1277278716361

Anonymous: wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish#Reproductive_system They have to spit eggs out of somewhere. There's your mermaid pussy.

1277278987487

Anonymous: she's maybe is half doplhin, they have vaginas

1277921606145

Anonymous: I will take both, saw the bottom off of "A" the top off of "B" and eqat that mother fucker. And then plenty of necro time for me with the rest.

1277928008719

Anonymous: A if i can have some surgical instruments to construct a pussy

1277943172411

NigBickDigger: i want that one

1278992752838

Epic Beard Man: There is fish pussy on hottie face, it works.

1278998433969

FreeBirdMarine: tough call

1278998885639

Anonymous: Uhm Uhm Uhm Uhm.....BOOOM!!!!!

1280192467536

Anonymous: left one! has hands can make sandwich!

1280214544983

so_what_if___: the mermaid wil sell for more $$$$. upgrade and sell, uprgade and sell.

1280252939694

shAdow: left, coz if u chose right ud half a half dead rotting fish bitch on shore dumbass

1280914432554

an0nymouse: A, tits+blowjob win

1280915081750

Toxified: wow, reminded me how much i hate those black bars..

1281531162837

Anonymous: I would do anal With thone on the left...I choose Left

1281732833911

Anonymous: ill take the one on the right because...hey pussy

1281733404664

BENDOWN: yeah

1281733447533

Anonymous: will i have sex in this term

1281967211609

Anonymous: does left have fuckable poop hole?

1281980195933

Anonymous: First one ONLY if she LOVES giving head

1281988384250

Anonymous: um, a?

1281988624252

Anonymous: ^^what if the right one also loves giving head. mmm that fish mouth can definitely take a dick

1282774527349

Anonymous: It would be A..

1282778581223

g-man: A: for tossed salad

1283197156566

GrYm: Cut them in half, stitch them the right way then fuck the giant fish and eat the hot, probably dead, girl.. yep I would do it exactly like that.

1283201894709

AwesomeAnonymous!: A! tits, tit-wank and blowjob!!! :D

1285524414491

Anonymous: Left. I can live without a vagina. All I need in my wimin is a mouth, 2 hands and teetees!

1285532798250

Anonymous: left....ride her off the island and get a real girl

1286059347374

Anonymous: Really hard to decide.. I would hate to not be able to eat pussy, and then again I'd hate to make out or have my dick sucked by a fish.. think I'd go with the lifetime of blowjobs I guess.

1290450882676

BnSneky: Both

1290450914163

Anonymous: Fish Tail, no contest! Fishes have pussies too, and you still have mouth and hands free along with titties. This is a no brainer!

1290472345734

Shitskinslayer: "A", because I can't stand an ugly face on a girl I'm having sex with. Blowjobs and titty-fuck is great anyway.

1290473558352

Lickathesplit: No choise, i would cut them both in half, sow the female together, and fuck the corps 'till it smelled to bad...

1290478889751

al: A, definately.

1290479144334

Anonymous: B: It has no arms and cant fight me off.

1290523080804

Anonymous: No matter what, always gonna smell like fish.

1290523292451

Shitskinslayer: ^^it can kick you on the nuts :P

1290524464141

fapperdoodle: thats a hard choice but id go with B

1290570133541

Munster: B!!!... no talk... cute feet and legs... no arms, that mean she can't resist about fucking... and my both favourite orifices...

1290589056520

shitdoc: one on the right no mouthy bitching easy to take the pussy and if you got hungry you could eat it

1292265482168

Spectre: Left one without hesitation

1292275199578

Limerick: Fish have genitalia.

1292287851998

blackal: They just can't fuck with them.

1292288175782

Weed: Tits or GTFO. Blowjob FTW.

1292290676103

Anonymous: The human head can give oral, handjobs and perhaps conversation. Fishhead might get knocked up and have your kid!

1292291398124

Anonymous: I choose B: fry the head and eat it to survive and fuck the bottom to repopulate.

1296412805330

Alkarnur: The left one. She may be able to tell me how to get off the island so I can get some poon there, or if not, then we can still talk and make my being stuck on that island bearable, and she can still give HJs and BJs n kisses n hugs, besides some mermaids have human vaginas just above their "tail" halfs. Besides, she's got a pretty face, and her smile denotes the right attitude.

1296420924637

DarwinFuckUSA: Left cause some girls are good enough at blowjob to feel her mouth better than a vagina

1296425022511

GalacticStar: I take the mermaid cuz i can sit on her face.

1300682251805

eyedol: both are gross . FREAKS

1305035849997

MegaShit: Neither! I'd have the whole fish, then I'd cook and eat the fucker for supper... then I'd have a wank.

1305052034353

Anonymous: it's not fair...but it's not fair

1305052825367

Anonymous: A. blowjob, ball massage, and titfuck. Plus she has to pee out of somewhere, right?

1310196971429

Anonymous: ^ yeah, pees out of a small hole so unless you have a micro dick you ain't fucking anything but your hand.

1310197348850

Anonymous: Top half human, she can still give blowjobs ...

1314642916677

LastResort: Neither because I've answered this before.

1314646331447

anonymule: I'm with Anonymous up there, mermaid blowjobs ftw!

1314647657605

fiveby5: niether. i bet that's some seriously fishy pussy

1314660080291

Anonymous: it's a repost except the one locked in archive has a black bar over mermaids nips. Search : you are alone

1314660623696

MrPerspective: In which case, this one deserves to be merged and replace the old pic. DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP!!!

1314679937301

Anonymous: ^ /submit/ :submit a dupe report

1314680709641

thatguynamed: how about A cuz i can get a blowjob and then i can swim out.

1336710918955

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Worst way to DIE

death (78) , fire (221) , an hero (26) , question (214) , hanging (20) , itt (349)

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Anonymous: acid

1269642149789

Anonymous: die a virgin

1269692674545

greyhoundpaul: during sex.

1269694265357

pocket: with an object in rectum, or by an object in rectum

1269694620612

KarmaPickles: alone

1269696057137

Sparty: die under water :/

1269801456868

Anonymous: drowning in urea/fecal matter

1269919804810

Pyro: With your or someone elses dick in ur hand

1269920277206

CreepisKryp: PARASITES...(wretch)

1269939000877

SirRichard: In prison.......

1269953978355

dodgeboy: young

1269958843509

zbloh: as a virgin

1269959338984

the7rafe7: is while being you.

1270034032610

Anonymous: If you write it down, it WILL happen to you.

1270313809866

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Samps: Buried alive.

1270317851544

Anonymous: constipation

1270424673306

Anonymous: suffocation with a fat nasty hairy assholed bitch sittin on your face and farting after eating taco bell

1270426422948

Anonymous: ^ reading Anon's stupid ass 12 year old faggot comments. Anons are the Cancer. Get a fucking name and think about comments. fuck this

1270429085913

Anonymous: ^reading a bitching anon's comments about other anon's comments that are just as juvenile and retarded as the first anon. fuck you and this

1270430835858

DropkickMurphy: Drowning in lava

1270433992753

Andres333: by living alone, with zero posibilities of suicide

1270434318729

Anonymous: virgin

1270475176654

Anonymous: Anything slow.

1271087934643

mkvette: by kicking Clark Kent in the balls

1271095645486

eddieo: while pooping in a public bathroom

1271116382166

Anonymous: burning alive with acid all over you while being beaten with baseball bats and while watching a Bold and the Beautiful episode

1271171808221

Anonymous: By a nigger

1271181534154

nawaras: die when fucking

1271185480513

Anonymous: After saying "nothing can kill me but god" to the cops

1271229118546

vergetta: in a condom

1271255157783

BATMAN: fap fap fap

1271275714263

spoooks1: Having your dick pulled through ya body and out ya mouth

1271277262440

Anonymous: wouldnt dieing while having sex be good?

1271339374867

Grave: a nigger.

1271345122255

Anonymous: tortured over a 3 month period in the basement of s sadistic serial killer.

1272858016203

cheesecake: drown with a lungfull of air

1272928918519

Reselected: Hanging and seeing your friend on fire?

1273770493175

Anonymous: acid in your urethra

1274146650653

Anonymous: Burried in a coffin as acid slowly drips on your balls. Then just when you think you're dead and can't stand the pain anymore, someone digs you up and forces you to participate in a gay porn film that will be sent to everyone you know. You'll see their reaction at your gay porn premeire as someone slowly saws off all your limbs, cuts out your tongue, cuts off your lips, and spoons out your eyes.

1274173176448

Anonymous: ^^^ problems much?

1274176385558

Synonymous: file browsing incoming on c4c

1274176874478

Anonymous: a minute after winning the lottery

1274187596422

Anonymous: in a microwave

1278248488617

Samps: Fapping with a handful of razor blades.

1278270985611

Anonymous: tied to a chair dying,watching 5 lesbian virgins fucking each other in front of u :)

1278379945486

Gloomy Demon: ... just 5 cm under the surface!

1278405928336

Liyla: Som1 pulling your organs out though ur holes in ur body 1 by 1 and if ur still alive forsn u to eat them untill u die...and this person being ur best friend

1281704291326

Anonymous: when fapping

1281884580373

blablablue: hanged burnin!

1281908065462

Anonymous: choking on a calculator definately

1282509362206

MEN: In a oil fire under water

1282509523159

g-man: major head trauma

1282510618839

Anonymous: to die naked.... if you have a tiny dik

1282510877616

Leat: Being fucked................... By a dude.

1282763924805

Anonymous: fuckin chatroulettei s sti

1282772656975

Anonymous: Being born a nigger.

1286796030926

FlArP: Old age

1286803623721

Clownichter: While getting circumsized

1286830304403

CowBoy: Laugh at Chuck Norris

1286896280255

Anonymous

< done after she's eaten her weight in beans

1287443389309

KiddCrazii: To die a virgin.. =/

1287689910912

BnSneky: wacking off

1287689997335

MarkMonkey: Trip and land neck first on a bear trap

1290034708399

Flarp: To death

1290038450570

sickfuck88: raped to death by niggers

1290038563888

Anonymous: ^seeing your wife and kids raped to death by niggers on a C4C gif

1290039431587

Anonymous: Alone.

1290063122200

weirdboy: fed into a Woodchipper

1290830797751

al: drowning in a sewer.

1290831431496

Pyro: by my hands

1290842120564

Leonn: Stuck in a room with BEIBER FANGILRS THAT I CANT RAPE

1290847894704

Lickathesplit: Dunno, there's no second chance, but i guess without fullfilling every sexual fantasy.

1290864613922

Anonymous: To have lived a life without taking risks.

1290864727725

Anonymous: EATAN ALIVE nom nom nom

1291967608917

Spectre: When you unexplainably die 1 minute before you get a threesome with Boxxy and Dan pat

1292064033925

Anonymous: Shot, run over by a marching band, then a stema roller. My dad went out that way...

1292066651363

that-guy-named: pedo bear

1292106159873

Anonymous: a humiliating one.

1292222855812

Anonymous: They all suck ,

1298839708439

GalacticStar: as an americunt citizen

1300725448625

crazyassmofo: to die a virgin

1300729475680

Anonymous: Definately hanging, cuz when you die from that you shit your pants

1300737632302

Anonymous: Fall in and drown in a sewage plant. Check your local plant; you will find floatation rings all around.

1300765741738

Kevin's Brother: s - l - o - w - l - y !!

1300914029831

Captngeetch: Either burning or feet first into a woodchipper

1300937794367

Anonymous: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

1311903449576

HWOOD: getting fucked by a nigger....

1311954333146

Anonymous: To get assraped by 30 niggers who beat the living crap out of you and leave you for dead at the city trash dump...

1311966073137

gov'na: not sure, the easiest way is to slowly constrict air by hanging while intoxicated, very light head makes easy sleep

1312562943292

Anonymous: As a Republican

1317044896593

Anonymous: well at least when you're hung you end up cumming

1317079393220

thatgirlwhoisrauls: In a fiery inferno with nails flying at you and gas being blown in your face.

1319173034259

thatguynamed: when your about to cum

1336710677640

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Why so... MAGNETS?

joker (47) , magnet (12) , question (214) , thread (953)

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YPPQ: HOW DO THEY WORK?

1272934240956

Anonymous: its a fucking miracle

1274187873861

Anonymous: fkn magnets!!

1274205335741

Anonymous: fuckin rainbows!

1274211076916

Anonymous: fkn scientists! they just making me pissed!

1274212484195

Anonymous: MAGIC EVERY WHERE IN THIS BITCH!

1275328283137

Senator: magnets. always with the magnets.

1275343944684

sqwrrl: How do those motherfuckers work?

1275494929104

Grave: And I don't wanna talk to batman, he's muthafucking lying and gettin me pissed

1279376174816

Anonymous: srsly. fuck magnets.

1281543582491

Anonymous: XX's: How do they work?

1292321052494

Weed: Why so... science?

1292321270653

Lickathesplit

1292322185368

Phadrus: "Magnets" the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Magnets are the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While magnets remain a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control.

1292335779692

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If newfags can't triforce, and oldfags don't triforce... Who the hell is triforcing?

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DutchGuy: samefags

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Anonymous: Just plain fags

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Anonymous: ▲

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Anonymous: . ▲

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Bubble: ^i guess newfags are trying...

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Hughbie: To trifoce costs ¥squillion ÷ ¾ emo balls x £69. And if you get any change you are doing it wrong.

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Anonymous: wtf is triforcing and all that shit fucking sounds retarded and only nerds and computer freaks know that shit still not gonna get ya a good job to know it though

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Anonymous: ▲▲▲▲ + ▲▲▲▲ = ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲

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Hughbie: 2177...but you should know it costs to triforce...and to trifoce costs...therefore it gives life....therefore it gives...

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Anonymous: what is this obsession with cigarettes? samecigarettes, newcigarettes, oldcigarettes, christcigarettes, gaiacigarettes...

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uni.cron: ▲only link should triforce it up!!▲

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Anonymous: ▲

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Google - Does marker come off a laptop screen?

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Stalker: Must be alot of blondes in Australia.

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Everdark: ^there are ... but this could have been done by anyone living in Melbourne...

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Anonymous: Melbourne? you mean Queensland. or is that where all the homos live? i forget.

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Everdark: Melbourne = rednecks, Queensland = foggotry, Tasmania = winsest... the rest is a mix with a few "normal" people thrown in

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chumpno1: Australia is full of retards and im one of them

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Anonymous: Awsome-strallia

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Everdark: faggotry*

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Furore23: ^ No, foggotry is correct in Australia.

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Anonymous: Australia the fair

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Anonymous: One step above poor

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Furore23: Well, that's all lovely, but I still want to see the next photo in the series after the click.

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Banshee5: ^you better not... I've seen them... it concerns pics of your mom and dad baking cookies... THE HORROR

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Slave69: must be a blondes computer

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Anonymous: yes use hand sanitizer

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EUROFAGS: if you hate the US, why are you using our internet?

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Anonymous: hate is such a strong word... I just think americans are dumb

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Anonymous: actually it was a british engineer joined by a belgian computer scientist that created the world wide web.

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Anonymous: your internet? roflmaopoe - the biggest inet-knot is based in Frankfurt/Germany

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kinganonymous: Lol, I won't worry for the internet U.S. just thanks for free internet. (not censorship)

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eripsa: u have no fucking idea that the internet was invented in Cern which is in Swiss (Europe..).u faild at the beggining but nevermind.keep trying. l2 win

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eripsa: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CERN

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CreepisKryp: I am American...on America's behalf, I appologize for this. We can't round up all the morons...It's an epidemic here.

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Anonymous: ^ apology accepted (:

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Anonymous: INTERNET ISNT AMERICAN AMERIFAG!!!!!!!

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Pyro: @ CreepisKryp R U Really American? If so then maybe between the two of us we COULD round up the morons....wait SHIT IT IS AN EPIDEMIC!! U know wat that means dont ya kids? FREE NAPALM!!!

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USless: Why are you using our computer or our Mac's? Read a book! Dick

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Feefdoodle: i am also American i will join your party in searching for the dumbfucks

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iprobablyhateyou: Fucking Al Gore invented the internet you dumbfuck eurotards

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Hughbie: OMG Al Gore...the internet like maker person....he's a like real person....he made it without a calculator..

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Hughbie: A calculator minus person....he's like + 20 already..up on the eurotards...

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Hughbie: lol...for the sub <25yr olds....let go of your twinkies....life will deal with you limp dicks later....

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Anonymous: Free Napalm...what he do this time???

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DutchGuy: i don't hate the US, i just mock them on a regular basis.

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Anonymous: CreepisKryp FTW. Same here, excuse us for our people who get sucked in. Most of us eurofags are OK and realize there's a few usafags who are not shitbat insane. You are always welcome to smoke my euroweed while the idiots nuke each other.

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH The Dutch. Lololololol. fail.

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Anonymous: First web server was actually invented in Enland. so, you Fail!

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Anonymous: The Internet was invented by the US Department of Defence as a means of communication if we were attacked by Russia. That was in 1969.

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Anonymous: internet was invented by my dick when i was fappin on the sputnik

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Anonymous: american fail

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Anonymous: the internet was invented by americans but the world wide web was invented by CERN in Switzerland and HTLM by a Brit called Tim Berners-Lee

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Anonymous: the internet was invented by americans but the world wide web was invented by CERN in Switzerland and HTML by a Brit called Tim Berners-Lee

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Sasi: Americunts: if you hate Europe, why are you writing in English?

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Anonymous: ^EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: If you are US Fags, why are you commenting Euro Fags - you are all visitors.

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Anonymous: eurofags... the World Cup is on, don't you have fapping to do?

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sickfucker: Actually, I invented it in my shed at the bottom of the garden....

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Anonymous: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPANET

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Anonymous: Why does the majority refer to the US as America? It is PART of ONE of the America's. Geez... Anyway, Not all USians (hehe) are bad, but the majority seem panicky, naive, combative, persicutorial, and have an expectation of lifestyle that is entirely unrealistic. They are kept in the dark, their media is censored to the gills; frankly, you should feel sorry for them. At heart, they are good...

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lolwut: Let's be honest,shall we? The UK,the worst part of Europe,hates the US simply because they envy us. Their politicians take away their rights and give them to the immigrants and uneducated(about 90% of them). I'd be angry too.

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Anonymous: wikipedia isnt a good source.

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Anonymous: lolwut, lets be honest shall we? the UK, the BEST part of Europe, hates the US simply because they are arrogant, ignorant, fat lazy slobs with no regard for any other country apart from themselves. they are so scared of communism and obsessed with riches that they wouldnt even pay more taxes for free health care... i hope you all get cancer and try to pay for it. after islam the USA is the worst

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Anonymous: ^cont. this to ever happen to this world. go die americunts, you know we wont miss you

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lolwut: "simply because they are arrogant, ignorant, fat lazy slobs with no regard for any other country apart from themselves". Sounds a bit like another place that's just across the pond.

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Anonymous: On the plus side, the US contains millions of young ladies who get their gear off on the internet for our titillation.

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devshade: in soviet russia internet uses you

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ivorycl: ^lol, u dont have internet in soviet russia

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Japanlittlepenis: haters gonna hate

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corsair: So now the internet is USian???

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Anonymous: Because US stole the internetz form EU

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Anonymous: why can't any of these retards check their facts?

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Venator21: lol america fails so bad, 1276987826851 is a legend =P

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Anonymous: honestly, when all else fails, the u.s. will just fuckin annihilate anyone we deem necessary. america=win

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Anonymous: Amerifags if you hate the UK, why are you using our internet?

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Flarp: I was checking around. admitedly, I only checked a couple countries, but what I found was not hopeful. It looks like it's rather difficult to immigrate from the US to many, if not all, EU nations :(

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corsair: Come on, s'il vous plait!!! Don't argue with amerifags just ask one of them to point Switzerland in a map... The can't!!!

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corsair: ^ Typo... They cannot. Their education level is so poor...

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Anonymous: Napalm is easier to make than you might think. and we already beat them once. Then saved their asses. Twice.

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Anonymous: lol at you amerifats.

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Limerick: Is the napalm offer still running?

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Anonymous: The US troops in 1917 arrived with no weapons and had to borrow them.

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Anonymous: The USA invented everything, even dirt.

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Venator21: USA didnt invent dirt... they ARE dirt

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Anonymous: @ lolwut...i thought you said you were gonna be honest...fucktard, anyway, the only reason america has ANY white people is because europe had to send it's criminals SOMEWHERE 400 years ago, we should've just killed the lot of ya

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Venator21: @3444 we sent the criminals to australia.... the retards went to america

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Tommeee: lol you think you made the internet god use are funny

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Anti-PC Hero: USA was founded by the same people that founded Europe, people of European ethnicity... although nowadays both USA and Europe goes to the gutter because of mooching/criminal 3rd-world-losers that are invading... PS, send the rest of the niggers in USA to Afreaka...

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asp: now it's your fucking internet, only???

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...: You rednecks are so pathetic. "YOUR INTERNET"?!? Get real! "YOU WOULD NOT EVEN EXIST AS A NATION IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE YOU CALL FAGS" BTW: WWW and it's protocols were developed in Europe. Just making you slightly more enlightned. My apologies to those AMERICANS who do not stand for dumb clais. We know there is a hand full of you who are not amoebas...

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Anonymous: You fucktards still realise we did invent the internet, thats not debatable, it's a fact. who the fuck even uses www? it doesn't make any difference online. Go back to your holes and stop fighting with a superior country.

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asp: the internet was invented in the great u s of a - by whom? not by the typical yank, bill gates

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Anonymous: Your an idiot, stop thinking your smart...The origins of the Internet reach back to research in the 1960s, both commissioned by the United States government to develop projects of its military agencies to build robust, fault-tolerant, and distributed computer networks as well as private research.

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Anonymous: ^The origins of the Internet reach back to the Roman Empire in the III century

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Anonymous: The origin of the romans reach back to the US government. wiki that shit. lol.

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Anonymous: Well played, sir

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Anonymous: i hated?

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Anonymous: tollin' trollin' trollin' around...

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Tokolosh: A group of American archeologists found cables at a dig 25 meters under the ground, they concluded that they were so advanced and declared they had invented a wired network 150 years ago, not to be outdone the Britts dug around and found cables buried at 36 meters deep and aged them at 270 years old, they promptly declared that the Americans had simply copied their technology......

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Tokolosh: The South African government found this very interesting so decided to dig to 150 meters deep around their main city and they found Fuckall, they then declared that America and England were backwards as they had already gone wireless 500 years ago

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Anonymous: It's cute how you Eurofags get in a hissy-fit LMAO grow some nutz you

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White Trash: Ha Ha, in order of planet-wide importance, USA=7, Far East=6 Eastern Europe=5 EU=4 Third world=3 UK=2 England=1. Centre of the earth, and you can't deny it.

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Anonymous: yes, you have more money. true. and apart from that? 90% of the world hates you. you are welcome almost nowhere? proud of that?

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Shitskinkiller: @Tokolosh LOL, you believe that? You read about UFO's in Area51 too? Credible source FTW...

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Tokolosh: ^ If you think I am serious mate then I dont know what to tell you.

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Anonymous: We don't hate the U.S, we just hate the twats that live there.

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Anonymous: Americans are more douchy winey and pussy than the French

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Phadrus: Jesus Christ. Nobody exclusively created the internet. It was being worked on simultaneously in multiple places and multiple countries.

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KFC next exit nigger: Why dont you dumb fucks just get along. The Internet was a joint invention by Amerifag AND Eurofag engineers being inspired by American fear of the soviets and network survivability. Brits founded "The Western Way" and America perfected it. STFU and lets fap to our joint invention and revel in the enginuity of man...

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fLARP

Everytime you argue on the Internet, God kills a Frechman. Please, think of the Frenchmen.

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Anonymous: Yeah, because the internet belongs to the US. Thundercunts.

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fLARP

again...

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Anonymous: USFAG do you know where you live in the map?btw the internet was invented by a British guy.do you read books in the USA or only in the movies?

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Phadrus: Yes, we only read books in the movies.

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Anonymous: which movie?

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Anonymous: usa-ppl if you hate irakians so much, why are you using theyre OIL ?

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anonymule: you mean Iraqis? Just because you hate someone, doesn't mean you can exploit them, right?

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Anonymous: ^in that case, nothing should stop america hating europeans from using youre net either

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anonymule: you have a valid argument, anon. I'd give you a potato if I had one.

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Anonymous: seems conversation is turning round

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Anonymous: The need to fap trumps EVERYTHING.

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BubbleHater: This is Bubbles work, i hate you

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Fritz: Because america robbed the idea off a British born soldier who created the first basic internet for military purpose

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Phadrus: I'm out. Not playing. It's been done before.

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Antiphon: If we were using OUR OWN net, you Amerifags wouldnt be able to read how much we hate you, right?

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MarkMonkey: We don't speak american. WE SPEAK ENGLISH YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. It really pisses me off when people are stupid.

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Flarp: Who fucking cares who invented it? Who first put porn on it? That's the fucking hero!

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Flarp: What is this mysterious 'books' you speak of?

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Phadrus: God has a sense of humor. He put the U.S.'s oil under Iranian and Iraqi sand. What a practical joker.

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Lickathesplit: WHY ARE YOU BREEDING OUR AIR ???

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Limerick: ^It's evolving? O.O

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Mahalla: Amerifags, stop whining!

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Kib420: 3|_||2[] |=/\65 637 []|_|7 []|_||@ |/:/t3|2/:/37::

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Anonymous: typical americans. think everything is theres

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Cunt: Tim Berners-Lee

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Lewis Prothero: Tim Berners-Lee is the founder of the WWW; not the internet. We access the WWW via the internet, which although had many contributors, is primarily an American invention...

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Lickathesplit: Bitch ass Limerick !!

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Anonymous: Now now fair enough. If America want to lay claim to the internet because it was invented their fair enough. However since the Sweedish discovered oxygen (Scheele), then America, you can go ahead and stop using it.

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Munster: Stop fuckin arguing, where's the porn and the tits here?...

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Doyousmell: ^^ Agreed... :6096:

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Doyousmell

FAAAAAAAAAAAIL!! Oh there we go

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al: They didn't like theirs.

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Munster: Thank you very much kindly, Doyousmell, sir... now, who's the bitch?...

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Doyousmell: Not too sure, fucking hot though... I wanna lick that cunt senseless

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Anonymous: internet. usa. .!

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Anonymous: Its the World Wide Web

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rock: hey everybody i just invented this cool thing

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rock: no sorry i just found something that everybody already knew fuck it so what was the question oh particle physics?am i on the right page

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Lickathesplit: Ahum, sorry'zzz LIM.. over reacted some what... :-P

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Hubertus Meineid: At first, we must send all the jews n niggers to Madagascar.

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daniel1302: someone say cern???

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Greeft: Fucknuggetcuntpisstwatshitbollocks!

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Anonymous: Pretty sure an english dude invented it :\

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danielsimba: YOUR INTERNET !!! ...... YOUR INTERNET !!! ......... YOU STUPID FUCK, INTERNET STANDS FOR INTERNATIONAL NETWORK, IT'S FUCKING INTERNATIONAL.

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Anonymous: OOOH, SNAP!! ilovethisgame.

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Anonymous: And all should note, CERN will also be the downfall of humanity when they destroy the world with a black hole.

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Pyro: ATTENTION FAGS OF ALL KINDS...... smoke a blunt and be happy.... so decrees Pyro

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Anonymous: Inter means to get in, like "intered the room" !

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Anonymous: cause the internet is from england, lol

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Anonymous: FFS, the internet doesn't exist, it is a lie used to trap you all.

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precious: internet = computers from all world connected to elctricity invented by europeans (magnetism + bandwidth(internet speed)), managed and updated by technicians from all over the world.

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Anonymous: lol while internet is not owned by USA IPs used to be owned by them they just gave half IPs to every1 in the world

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geek: I believe that's spelled: Internets

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Greeft: Because trolling this way is easier than dumping a gazziliion barrels of crude on Florida.

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Anonymous: obvious trolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Greeft: lol @ precious "elctricity invented by europeans". I suppose we all floated around until Newton invented gravity too!

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Antiphon: Homer hates Flanders. But he is using his TV, his Tray, his Barbecue....you get my point?

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Anonymous: america has low wages too!

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Anonymous: actually I'm using the world wide web invented by a britfag.

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Anonymous: macs ftw

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Anonymous: i also hate your mother, but i still fuck her dead in the ass from time to time

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Anonymous: as if anyone alive gives a shit, or KNOWS where the fuck the servers are located of the sites they visit. Fail in the highest form.

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strolch: I don't hate the US but I dislike your stupidness.

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Ananymous: Not everyone here is stupid, besides most of us are immigrants anyway, so watch who you knock here, you may be picking on your own people!

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Anonymous: There is no "If" in hating the US.....

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Anonymous: Google is an American company.. How did 90% of you all even get to this site? Oh. Google.

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Honestman: US military developed ur Internet and cellphones yards

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Honestman: US military developed ur Internet and cellphones tards

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Anonymous: that's where the porn is, d'uh

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Anonymous: We are using their Language.

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Hey femanons - For how long should a guy be able to hold back cumming during sex? - Is it a total turn off if he needs to take a break every now and then?

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Anonymous: 3 sec. avg.. 5 sec. real player...

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ticklethis: How long are the breaks?

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ticklethis: i see no problem really...

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Twinchlian: The true problem is that most women need a steady rythm for a while to cum - so breaking at the wrong point will fuck up her orgasm. At the same time; it takes a womans body about 20 minutes to get ready for sex so if you don't do long foreplays breaking is essential (pro tip: change positions and she won't even realize you're breaking). I have also found, on those occations that I for some reason

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Twinchlian: was able to hold for hours, that simply time+no breaks won't do the trick. The tecnique I prefer is to give her reasonable time, but then at the first miniscule sign of boredom/dropping excitement just going for it. While fem-orgasm successrate drops; simulatnious orgasm rate goes up and you don't experience the male loss of orgasm (not ejaculation) assosiated with marathon sex.

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Twinchlian: For future referance: Don't ask women about orgasms because, really, they don't know shit about the art.

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pttb69: 8 Second Ride. Same As Rodeos.

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MrPerspective: I can go on for a while after I cum, if there's no condom issue. And after the first time, I'm certain to last enough to make her climax to her heart's content... if she hasn't already!

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Anonymous: one 1/2 second for average, 0 seconds for a player

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BnSneky: what she look liek

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Furore23: Foreplay, fellatio to orgasm, cunnilingus to orgasm, then it's time to RIDE.

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Holy Fook: Easy solution. Rub one out beforehand. If you're a hardcore 2 second shooter, rub several out until your balls are drained. If you've been masturbating all day long and you still cum after 2 minutes, castrate yourself. It's the only option.

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Anonymous: ▲

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lily84: f

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How do I get my g/f to do anal?

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Francesca: Drug her

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iprobablyhateyou: slap some lube in your ass... it will make it easier for her

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ThayerVanHagar: Anal sex is all about subconscious trust. If she doesn't trust you subconsciously, then make her unconscious.

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Anonymous: Tell her there's no way you'd fuck her in the ass, then watch her beg you to fuck her in the ass.

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Greg: PAy her

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TwoFaced: Get her to smoke a lot of weed. It'll relax her body and might even get her in the right mood.

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Warg: Just get a raging hard-on, cover your dick in lube, sneak up behind her and ram it in while she's doing the dishes.

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Nickeh43: 3 bottles of champagne... or just be fucking good at it and get her really wet... a worked with my shithole of and ex husband and b works with my hot ass boyfriend

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cybersinner: Stick your dick in her ass. While she is trying to get off of it, you should be able to restrain her long enough to get there.

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TotallyNasty: RAPE, idiot.

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Anonymous: Rock, paper, scissors. GO ROCK!!!!

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Anonymous: Roofies

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Anonymous: Just ask her, she did it for me!

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Anonymous: 7589 FOR PRESIDENT. he knows stuff... and things. '8O

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Furore23: Get a g/f who is so drug-addled and degraded she's prepared to do anal.

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Anonymous: Stick it in her ass!

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Anonymous: pretend like it was an accident

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Anonymous: Just get in her ass when she has her 3rd orgasm

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Anonymous: be nice to her and tell her that you want to, but it will be hers decision...then wait patiently and respectfully

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Anonymous: ^Never works, I have been waiting respectfully for eight fucking years now and I can't even touch the cheek of her ass during sex.

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Anonymous: Make her sit on it. When the female has control its alot better for them. plus spit helps.

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Anonymous: GIT HERR JEELOUS BUH FUCCKINN LEROY IN THA AZZ BOY! LONG LIVE THA SOUTHES!!

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Anonymous: just ram it in.

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DutchGuy: violence, with the promise of more violence if the victim doesn't submit.

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DutchGuy: i mean, ask politely.

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Anonymous: Give her a strap-on. I'm sure she'll do ya.......

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Anonymous: Get her use to doggie style and one night when she is nice and drunk pull it out of her puss and just cram it in her ass!

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Anonymous: 7152 WINNER!

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Anonymous: 7152 EPIC WIN ! ! !

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Anonymous: Srs answer: convince her it was her idea

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Anonymous: do all the chores in the house first, make dinner, then suggest to make tonight "special"...with ghb

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Ashlee: When you are spooning and you have morning wood, just have a play between her pussy and her arse. Play with it for ages. Play with it until you are suoer rock hard and she is as wet as wet can be and ease it in. After about 3 thrusts anyway you can go as hard as you want.

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cybersinner: 5405, I lul'd hard!

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Nukubu: depends, do you see a longterm relationship or not? if not, there´s plenty of ways, if you do...WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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boss: contract it out . Look for a willing sub contractor.

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bib: be forceful at first and she will learn to like it

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Anonymous: does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Anon: lol awesome

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GhostNinja: Build a Robot Faggot!!

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DNCA: just shove it in her ass

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Anonymous: butter.

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Anonymous: why do u wanna stick it in there she poop? ur dick will get full of shit if she is'nt preperd to it.

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slikwilly: exstacy

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Anonymous: tell her that shes a bitch then wait a week.

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Pyro: yell suprise and shove it in

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Anonymous: Drop the bar of soap when you take a shower together.

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Anonymous: Stick it up her ass you dont ask you fuck tard!

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Anonymous: Put some icecubes inn there, got my boy to do it. Shit was so cash, optional: Smoke weed.

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Anonymous: I got some slut I met at the bar to do anal Saturday night

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Anon57: ^ Cool so you met a guy with similar interests.. was it hard to sit after?

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the7rafe7: have sloppy wet sex with her, give her orgasm, and while you pull out during her orgasm stick it in number 2

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Anonymous: donky punch her in the back of the fucking head, knock her out and then go for it

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Epic Beard Man: 3 types of girls, ones who like it, and ones who don't and ones who haven't tried it. If she hasn't tried it, get her drunk, let her get on top and then spit on your finger and work it in her ass, if she likes it, keep going. If she likes it, just do it, other wise, if she is the third type, just rape her.

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Anonypuss: look at other girls alot till shes really jelly worked for me....

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Anonymous: if you want HER to do anal, what do you mean its a shemale?

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Anonymous: Wait till she asleep

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دا فييد: just do it faggot

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veranet: flip 'er over, cram it in

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Moongrim: Blackmail

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penguins4fuel: Anal's really not all its CRACKED up to be :D

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Anonymous: anal is shit

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Jovi: ^Sometimes :)

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sqwrrl: Put your penis in her ass.

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Anonymous: don't marry an american girl....

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sandboxdriver: K-Y

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Wr104Gamma: Oops?

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Anonymous: say you wanna do her from behind and accidently stick it in wrong hole...btw post results here

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Anonymous: Take her shopping for some new clothes, make sure you get some shoes. With large, heavy heels. And a couple of belts, yeah, don't forget the belts. Make sure they put it all in a very large PLASTIC bag....sorry, brb, need to fap now.

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Toxified: ok this is an easy one, trust me, NEVER ask her to let you, while your fuckn her good, lick your thumb, start rubbn her asshole, once it starts to loosn up.. well you should get the idea, unless your a efn NOOB, which you are for askn.. but lets just say, slide out one, and into the other ;D

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sickfuck88: fuck her up the ass

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jacooker: First, use a pint of lube in her puss.Her on her back. Her legs over your shoulders. While hammering, pull out, drop dick 1 inch and ram it in!!

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Ass love: Play with her asshole at first. Use those vibrating bullets to tease. make a session of cleaning asshole (soap,fingers,enema). And take it from there. Dont expect to ram your dick in their straight away

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Squirrely1: 1275152608587 my you are a romantic...

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Anonymous: simply by fucking her up the ass

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Anonymous: It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission.

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Ass love: If gentle introductions to asshole play dont work out. Wait till she's asleep (use roofy or chloroform)

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Kareloko: Beat her, slap her ass, then penetrate/rape.

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Anony-me: just put it in her asshole

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Anonymous: Well dont as just do it and if she complains bloody her nose

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Arsonist: do a barrel roll!

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Pyro: Vodka

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Grave: first choose.. it's your g or your f?

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Anonymous: First get a girlfriend.

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Anonymous: Violence and threats.

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bitch smacker: suprised her with a cock in the butt hole then smake her untill unconcious .. and reapeat

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Hank Shanker: "Slip"

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darthduck: get er SUPER DRUNK

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Anonymous: Make her feel like she gave her virginity to someone else and that is sad (and a little slutty). So, if she lets you fuck her ass then you have something that is special just for you. It will mean she loves you. And it can be like she is giving you her viriginity.

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allen: she does it for me....

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Tommeee: pretend you missed alot

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ElCapitan: tell her you'll take her shopping afterwards

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Leashedhate: Chloroform and a rag. Nuff said.

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Nickeh43: *ahem- let me iterate- if she doesn't like it, you're not doin' it rite*

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zaid: ^ lol ... nuff said nickeh

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Anonymous: How do I get a girlfriend?

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queefly: She's never told Me no.....maybe you just aren't asking the right way.

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J: just turn the sex doll over and fuckaway

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uriar: op is gay and a virgin

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Anonymous: alcohol

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Anonymous: I agree withe the first post"Drug Her".

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Bongochops: Tell her your ex used to love it, and still does

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AZO9Swall0deD: tell her you forgot something in there but dont wanna get your hands dirty

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Anonymous: by her butt

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Anonymous: just gain her trust and give her some gin girls get horny when they drink gin!!!

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Anonymous: buy her a strapon and bend over

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Anonymous: chloroform

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Anonymous: suprise her

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Anonymous: 1

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shilo65: hell I just asked your g/f and she said "sure" so whats the problem?

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Anonymous: suprise anal durring doggystyle ftw

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fart: invite me over for a 3some and we'll DP her... she'll say "MOARR!!!"

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Anonymous: ...ask her if this rag smells like chloroform

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Anonymous

it's dangerous to go alone! take this.

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YuLiekPicturz: slip her ruffies

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Lola Runterhola: take a shit on her face while she’s sleeping and stuff the poo in her mouth, hit her with a hammer on the head. then tell her that anal is kindergarten after all this torturing.

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Anonymous: Put a dick in her ass.

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al: Roofies.

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Anonymous: show her a bunch of your saved pics of anal and girls anus and jb anus and anal vids then put a sharpie up your ass or a hair brush to show her its not that bad

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Anonymous: oh yeah almost forgot buy a feeldoe and let her fuck you in the ass with it

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Anonymous: C'mon, all girls like anal. They just don't know it yet.

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Munster: Throw a fuckin Cosmopolitan to the floor...

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Anonymous: get rid of the comdoms and make her horny as hell! worked for me!

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Anonymous: Ether

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Anonymous: Create a Mod that will force her Elf Sprite to bend over every time you come near it in WoW!

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vengance: it's so fucking easy I can't believe I have to tell you! , but here it is; 1: go buy a gun , 2: show her gun then go in other room and put it in a pocket so she can't see it , 3: walk back in the kitchen(all women belong in the kitchen) and get up behind her, 4: (you must do this! it is essential!) start rubbing her, get her horny , 5: slowly pull out the gun , pull out your cock, ... to be cont'd

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vengance: continuing... pull down her pants & undies, 6: get in position with BOTH weapons , 7: put the gun to her head as your cock goes up her shitter , and say: anal or die bitch!

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lily84: ^ that seems like a lot of work. id just stick it in. if she doesnt liek it then shes not worth your time anyways

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Anonymous: ^anal or die sounds like more fun... but i can't argue with a woman saying what you did

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crackwhore: just ask fucking loser

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Feefdoodle: SUPRISE BUTTSEX!!!

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Disruptive: Your G/F lets me fuck her in the ass all the time. idk what the problem is? after i bore it out, your limp little dick should slide right in.

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Anonymous: ^Win!

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Anonymous: get a better GF

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chumpno1: that'll never happen 4 ya

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Burrgeezy: oops wrong hole

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al: sheer trickery.

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Munster: Punch her in the face... fuck her... and smoke a cigarette after... succes!!!...

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Greeft

This should work!

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Munster: That's a start... that's how it was in ancient times... where a man were a man and a woman just a tool...

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Anonymous: Blackmail. Hopfully she values her relationship with her parents.

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Anonymous: get her drunk

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HC Strache: u have to put sand in her pooper !

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DogPig: Prep her with your tounge in her ass, right after she has taken a HUGE shit.

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cheezfapper: donkey punch her

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Anonymous: what to do if she ask for it?

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Anonymous: send her to my place.

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Anonymous: Rophynol and Jagermeister; clean her up when you're done and she'll never know what shit her.

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J: Buy her a strap-on and bend over

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Anonymous: Get that pussy really hot first. It has to be dripping wet.And slide it in son

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Anonymous: insert erect penis into anus

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Anonymous: Butter

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Deputy Derp: Tell her you'll buy her a diamond ring. Of course you WON'T but she doesn't know that.

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Anonymous: hey, why on earth gals have pussies? seriously - they could have two anuses - anal is soooo much better than a pussy

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Tattoos: Just tell her, hey, I'm not really interested in putting my cock in the same hole you've given up to...how many other guys? If the asshole isn't available, I guess I'll see you around. She won'rt hesitate to spread that asshole, after all, most all women are sluts anyway, right? RIGHT!

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Anonymous: could work, buy to me the most righteous answer is 7589's

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Tattoos: You could be right. I have had success with telling a slut that I always wanted to try it and never had the opportunity. They jump at the chance to be first. Stupid sluts.

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Anonymous: heh, nice one! done it too twice and worked, but also once committed the silliest mistake of forcing it. The bitch didn't go anal everafter

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Anonymous: seriously, she had a pretty fucked up stud before me, so I thought she have had done it before, but nope. She cried after I fingered her anus and never even wanted to talk bout that shit...

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batman: cool story, bro!

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Anonymous: just stick your cock in her ass

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uberbarf: It is overrated

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Anonymous: RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: @ dogpig - WHAT?

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BnSneky: just fuckin ram it in, fuck what she wants

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HWOOD: if u know what u r doin in the rack - then u shouldn't have to ask...

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Captngeetch: A wise man once told me..."Don't stick your dick where shit comes out, because all you'll get is a dick full of shit and you gotta clean it". True story

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Anonymous: Tie her up and do it...

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Cobra: You don't. She gets you to do anal.

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Anonymous: Knock her out then fuck her ass with a baseball bat...

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Toxified: Yea, most either like it or dont, the ones who like it will let you know the ones who dont will tell you no when you ask and most likely wont even let u try.. But yea asking is one way to find out.. otherwise.. put some toothpaste on ur dick and have at it.. o and delete system32 restart and get back to me..

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been there bangin': stick it in her pooper.....jeeezz.

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Raygunz: Why would you want your grandfather to do anal?

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Korzo: Hmmmm..At a glance: g/f do anal = o gandalf

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Anonymous: nail her to the wall with her face against it then help yourself to it

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EuroFag: Put poppers in his drinck, the finger her... she'll see how easy your finger go inside...she will loves that and tell you to fuck her hard in that brand new hole

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Anonymous: it's easier to get forgiven than permission

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Anonymous: tie her to a telegraph pole, gag her and knock her out then its easy but you do need axle grease if its her first time

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did you know that most PEDOFILES are ATHEIST

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Anonymous: would like to see the stats on that because it seems like most are catholic priests

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Anonymous: Now that, was sharp. Nice one

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Greeft: Oh really, thanks for that. Oh and your god is a cunt.

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the7rafe7: lol then explain catholic priests..

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Greeft: ^They're the ones who stick magnets up little boys arses aren't they??

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the7rafe7: ^ no usually its little jesus figurines

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Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell peophile correctly?

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Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell pedophile correctly?

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Pyro: ^Lol

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Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles can't spell adult?

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CreepisKryp: OP was born of his younger sister. PERIOD.

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Anonymous: Its true, most priests don't pelive in god. They are in it for the boys!

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Anonymous: At least when priests are raping children they don't use contraception... so according to the bible, it's okay.

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WhiteShark: Did you know that most pedophiles are religious fags, priests,bishops, etc...?

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TheRedMage13: Did you know, most religious people are nutsacs?

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Anonymous: athiests are paedophiles beacuse thier weak minds and poor education cannot comprehend Christ's true word and the logic of Intelligent Design

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Anonymous: ad up all the catholic priests etc in the world then look at your stats

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Anonymous: they should make all convicted pedofiles wear clerical collars so everyone can tell they're perverts

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Master Pokerlord Jed: DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST RELIGIOUS ARE OBNOXIOUS FAGGOTS?

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Anonymous: I believe mary was satans whore slave... and thats how we got jesus

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cybersinner: God made Eve from Adams rib and immediately told her to be fruitful and multiply. Proof that God is a pedophile, telling a newborn woman to have sex.

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John.dounut: @4285, maybe they ARE athiests, but bulshitting so they can get to the boys n girls...

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sqwrrl: Did you know that yall just got trolled?

1275337352208

Anonymous: first comment won epically

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WTFisjuice: does this mean im an atheist now?

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Moongrim: Did you you know that most Christians pull facts out of their ass?

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Anonymous: usa usa usa

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Anonymous: did you know that alot of priests are pedos? so how do you explain that

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Greg: Who da fuck is stealing my name

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Anonymous: Doesn't matter what religion a pedo is they are so fucking pathetic they can't be turned on by someone in their own age range.

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Anonymous: Pedophilia is wrong!.........it's pAedophilia...

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Atheist: If God doesn't exist why did He make choirboys?

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Anonymous: @3325 i am sure they can and DO get turned on by people of thier own age. I think it's probably a power thing. The power and control of a child is far more important than thier body form. That's what they get off on. At least I DO ANYWAY :P nom nom nom !

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Grave: did you know that you're supposed to put a question mark at the end of a question?. oh yeah and god does not exist so fuck off.

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cv0712d: No, I did not know.

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DarwinFuckMuslims: Sandniggers are pedofiles and they used to use sand in the place of vaseline to fuck children (it is write in the Fuckoran)

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GhostNinja: Did you know that every black man cheats at Poker!!!

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Borstei: Did you know that pedophiles write themselves with an /f/? It’s our secret recognition code

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Anonymous: i hate religionfags

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Anonymous: YHVY is a paedophile

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Dmx: Concept of atheism is a securiy blanket for paedophiles gives them a feeling of no accountability.

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Anonymous: DID YOU KNOW PEDOPHILES SPELL 'PEDOPHILE' WRONG?

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Anonymous: Religious postings like this are made by cowards in real life who are too scared to get out and 'preach' their horse shit face to face.

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chaimo: No, no, no, silly! You meant CATHOLIC PRIESTS

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Anonymous: did you know most athiests arent pedophiles

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Anonymous: true. most nazi's are too. and serial rapists. funny how most prison inmates are religious though

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Hellcat1138: did you know all christains are fucking assholes and retards

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Anonymous: NO SHIT SHERLOCK

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Anonymous: did you dumbfucks know, that pedofiles is actually a bit more correct than pedophiles? of course not, you lack awsomeness

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cliptoe: and that statement exudes awesomeness

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Anonymous: 'phile' is the original root suffix and 'file' is a modern typo. I also lack being a pedophile no matter how you spell it, but you don't know that, because you lack adult partners.

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YuLiekPicturz: Did you know that most Christians are pedophiles?

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Hellcat1138: and what did he win johnny, a brand neww..

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Anonymous: if it was legal, 9 out of 10 men would be a paedophile.

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kinganonymous: "did you know that most PEDOFILES are MUSLIMS"

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Kareloko: Did yoy know most priests...are catholics? JAJA!

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Flarp?: Did you know that 9 out of 10 dentists are pedophiles?

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Anonymous: TROLL POST!!!!11

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Anonymous: Did you know that 95% of all internet "Facts"/Statistics are just made up

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Anonymous: Did you know that 95% of all internet "Facts"/Statistics are just made up?

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Anonymous: did you know that most pedofiles are .jpg .gif .wmv .mp4 .avi ?

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tokunbo: y'know most pedofiles carnt spel pedofile

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Anonymous: ^ Most not all.

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Moongrim: No, most pedos are religious

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Limerick: Did you know that the two have no relation regardless of whether it's true?

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Anonymous: Pedo troll is troll

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Anonymous: Paedophiles. What about all the Catholic Priests fucking boys?

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Anonymous: did you know that pedobear is an animal and doesn't give a **** about god

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Tznu: pdf file v V v

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Anonymous: im not. ;-)

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Flarp: Did you know that most Chrisitans are closet athiests?

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AZO9Swall0deD: I'm sure most pedos are every sunday at church

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SickNote: Dosn't OP watch the news? All the Priest are kiddie fiddlers

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Anonymous: 95181: Most priests are atheists. They stay in for the money & power. You can't learn that much about any religion and not disbelieve.

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AchtungJuden!: Search for " Rabbi got caught" on YouTube, for a bunch of jewboy-pedophiles.

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Alkarnur: @ OP: that's completely wrong. Pedos fit the profile of low IQ, low education, working class/unemployed, even inbred. While your average Atheist has at least a 3-digit IQ, highly educated. We can joke as much as we want here about pedo, but Atheists, if they do it at all, do it a far far lower rates than religious people (not just talking about Catholics and Muslims).

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Anonymousoulopulous: My Priest was athiest then

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Paraguay: So, the PRIESTS are not PEDOFILES

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Anonymous: A "pedo file", presumably, is a file containing an image of a child. An image doesn't possess the ability to believe or disbelieve in a god, therefore it would be much more accurate to say that the "pedo file" is non-religious.

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BnSneky: i did not know that

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al: I think they would more appropriately be called hypocrites.

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Anonymous: priests are atheist ?

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Anonymous: ass is narrow

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Anonymous: @4285, u sir or ma'am are a winrar.

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Anonymous: @9842...I am an athiest with a tested IQ of 168. I am an honor student who recently did a paper about this very subject. Most pedophiles are, in fact, Christian males between the ages of 18-32. They are indeed low educated for the most part. Less than 1% are athiests. and approximately 7% were of catholic belief.

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Anonymous: what about the priests

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Anonymous: ^a small fraction of the priesthood has been proven to have pedophilic tendencies, but overall, they make up a tiny fraction of all pedophiles on the planet, not counting the Muslims who have a high number if you use western age limits as your guide.

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XENU: ^sounds like some fag logic to me, son

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Anonymouse: did you know that most pedofiles like children

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tokunbo: an' I thought all you crackers cud spel

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Anonymous: Most pedophiles are member of a site called 4chan and moonlight as oldfags on chan4chan!

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Boa Hancock: Did you know that you are both plus a faggot? Well now you do...

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Anonymous: Did you know most people who make up facts are christians? (apparently this one cant spell either)

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crazyassmofo: Ya,coz i am

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Anonymous: If you can spell correctly, but don't get the point. It's a no-win situation

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MAELSTHUR: 7769 anon you're right

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precious: pedophiles or pedofiles ? Anyway, did you know that most of women are pedophiles because they have children up their vaginas

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Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles are OP's Dad.

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MrPerspective: Tell it to the Pope, OP. XD

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Anonymous: OP: did you know that most catholic priests are pedophiles? and rabbis are pedophiles, too

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MrPerspective

Did you know that all rabbits are out-of-control sex maniacs?

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Anonymous: I didn't know priests were atheists

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Anonymous: FALSE, Atheist population of Prisons is the lowest. Atheists are too smart to get caught.

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Anonymous: Anonymous: I didn't know priests were atheists -> me neither

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Korzo: Wait... wut? Atheists are children documents?

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Anonymous: A priest had gone on vacation and left in his place the inexperienced deacon. During confession a woman confesses to giving fellatio to a guy but the deacon didn't know how many hail marys that corresponded to so he sticks his head out of the booth and see's the alter boy walking by. He asks him " what does your priest give for a blowjob?" and the boy answers "a snickers bar and a pat on the back"

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Anonymous: PEDOFILES: is like the X Files, but with pedophiles.

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Anonymous: oh so priests are atheists are they?

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Anonymous: Actually I know you people are sheeps and only relate child rape with priests, but the truth is this happens even more in the middle east and no1 cares to acknowledge it...

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Anoman: Obviously, no God no consequences.

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Germanfags: What are you taught about World War Two?

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marc27ffm: that you have always three tries? ;-)

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kill -9: ^since we have had three reichs,The Holy Roman Empire, The German Empire, Nazi Germany, i think there out. bty for all you hitler fags holy roman empire lasted ~800-1200 years, suck on it neo fags

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Anonymous: they're taught a lot more about WWII than you guys

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DannDruff: the french are a big bunch of pussy's, Go Duitsland

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Pyro: Poland is a pushover

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Anonymous: third times the charm ;)

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kill -9: ^ what you mean hitlers defeat was charmed, wtf

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Bubble: Hitler was a great leader and he had the balls and determination to do what he wanted, better than pumpin gass you fuckin nigger

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aNOMynous: But he did pump gas... poisonous, though...

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kill -9: uh o, double trouble bubble huble nuble

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Anonymous: Hitler was a pussy who took his own life when he failed

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Anonymous: @Bubble: Some would say the excact same thing about Saddam Hussein

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KarmaPickles: Get in here Germanfags! I wanta know! We were taught we saved the world's ass by ourselves. Sorry millions of dead eurofag soldiers

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Anonymous: ^who are "we"? USA? The attack on D-day was a coalition, but you are right that it couldn't have happened without US troops. I don't think germans are taught anything different than that. What do you think they are taught?

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Anonymous: man our teachers are fuckin wicked with that. its a serious business here. its not so funny like in the internet. Discussion about hitler fails. he

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Jedermann: Hitler was austrian and ww2 was caused by ww1 and the rise of Preussen after 1871

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Anonymous: We won :D SIEG!!

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Anonymous: Germanfag says: We are indoctrinated that WW2 is our fault and that we carry eternal guilt towards the jews.

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Anonymous: I happen to be German. Basically 3 years of history-class was only about ww2, but not the way you guys are taught. 80% of what we are taught about it is the political side of it all. Hitlers Rise, how he did it, how he fooled germany etc, why we can never let it happen again, stuff like that. Too long ago.

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asteve: To anonymous. The French have probably been involved in more wars than any other nation on earth.

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Anonymous: enough to know that you drew the flag wrong. i mean reall? a jap flag with a swastica

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Redrocco: I would think that theres probally more emphasis on the the war in the east

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Anonymous: asteve, let me correct you, the french have probably lost more wars than any other nation on earth

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Anonymous: there's been a second world war?

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mudspunk: Hitler wasn't a bad guy, just a little misunderstood

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1265856467417: Jews are the most evil and vile race on earth... end of story

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Übersoldier: History leasons were retarted as hell.... what the Germanfags said is true, "eternal guilt", "potical side","Rise to power" ... but liike spider-man's uncle once said, "with great power comes great responsability" ; )

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Anonymous: the british empire was the largest empire ever.... and we dont get a reich???? jeez that sucks...

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Anonymous: good book

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kurdy: i think the only bad thing had been the killing of jews and so on, not the war itself, same like america killed the native americans and take over all the territory...we are just as bad as we are because we lost. just the winners wrote/write the history, irrelevant if it is true or not

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Anonymous: Amerifags wrongly believe they saved the world on their own...? fucking idiots

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Anonymous: Amerifags are the pussies that wouldnt join the war until japan pwned their lazy fat arses in

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ɐʎ puıɥǝq sɯoɯ ɹnoʎ: Amerifags joined the war when they nosed profit (and when the jews tricked the US citizens into war)

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Anonymous: hmm Nazijapan??

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Anonymous: I did acid with a chick who was from a nazi lineage... she had some bad trips man... the clouds turned into the ghosts of jews and they were coming for her!

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Anonymous: WHAT I THINK ABOUT!!?? :D GODAMN I WISH WERE WON ;(

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Anonymous: you fucking asshole abused the japanese flag. die you fucking heretic

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Anonymous: what is that, I have never heard of this war, everyone was on vacation during those dates.

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Anonymous: in 18 day we won against poland xDDD

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Panatronic: Blitzkrieg...when you can only stop kittens

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Anonymous: For all the france haters; I would remind you of the Little Corporal, Napoleon Bonaparte.

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Nukubu: Americans are so goddamn full of themselves, ooh we saved the world. FUCK YOU!! You're only Amerifags cuz europe sent you to america because you were criminals and you haven't changed since, fuck off!!!!

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slikwilly: ^no sweetheart, that's Australia that got the criminals. We left on our own accord. Your name sounds like it could be African, your ancestors were brought here by no choice.... then became criminals

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Anonymous: we learned that anyone can invade Poland, even Russia if we helped them a little

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Anonymous: what i learnt was a frenchman best weapon is his white flag with his i surrender battle cry

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Anonymous: Nukubu is a nigger name... Nukubu, I hate u...

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Anonymous: Nukubu, you are thinking of Australia, fucknut. Americans came to the country seeking freedom of religion which was forbidden under the Anglo-Catholic regime that ruled the monarchies at that time.

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Anonymous: Don't forget the gold and free land!

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Anonymous: THAT AMERICANS COME IN AT THE LAST MINUTE AND CLAIM VICTORY!

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Anonymous: ^Hate to point out the fact that we "Amerifags" forced the Japanese Empire to surrender with two bombs, single-handed!

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Shitskins: Wrong side lost WW2 (jewboy-corrupted 'Allies' won), now the Western world is a cesspool filled with losers from the Third world, and the people of European ethinicity is practically on the verge of being ethnically cleansed.

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Anonymous: We learned that Amerifags will treat us better than Russifags

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KillAllNazis: hitler was a coward fuck who killed himself... shame on you, nazi-cunts!

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Anonymous: Im german and i have traveled to america, during my stay i sucked on every american cock i could get my hands on so i wouldnt feel so ashamed over the outcome of ww2

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Akingu: fail! You're a non-servium, pussy cunt faggot

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Anonymous: Wow....drawing fail. US saved Europe *lawl*. Alone you would've never made it :P But thanks for all the cannon-fodder! xD

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Craphere: MOAR

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Anonymous: we need world war 3

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FlaRp: European conflict in WWII: Victory was because of the Russians. If Germans would have combined forces with Russia, or maybe even respected the non agression treaty, the Germans would have stomped everyone's asses. Thing is, it was the leading party in Germany that really led to the problems. Germans were as much victim as everyone else. Don't believe me?

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FlaRp: Take a good look at the most fascist country in the world today. I bet every damned person knows what country I'm talking about. Yet, none of your fuckers will do a damned thing to fix it. Enjoy your next hollocaust.

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germanfag: > the same jewish lies as everyone else.

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Anonymous: Shitskins...Now you know how the jewish people felt when they were being ethnically cleansed by Hitler and his little Task Monkeys.

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BnSneky: we should have nuked em all

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Anonymous: joos die of typhus and malnutrition in work camps - joos don't like to work

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Anonymous: To never let an Austrian hobo go to Germany because Germans are dumb enough to listen to him. Oh, and BTW nuke Israel because their leadership is as bad now as Nazis were in WW2.

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ErlKonigVinz: ^Nah, hobos are cool peeps, it's teetotalers and st8 edgers we need to kill! Hobos have all sorts of interesting stories about making rotgut in an oil drum to keep warm during winter.

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ErlKonigVinz: For 3936, I would remind you he was Corsican, and furthermore always saw himself as Corsican.

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Anonymous: jews get angry when you force them to work

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AchtungJuden!: @2411: Well, the jewboys were fucking up Germany HARD then, so they brought it on themselves. And the number "6 million" were claimed by jews already in 1919, so that seems to be a Holohoax...

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A German: I am German, and was taught that we were so hard, that the whole fucking world hand to gang together to beat us. I was also taught that after the war, we made America pay for our reconstruction, and we now all have higher standards of living than an Average American, Higher HDI index rating, a better balance of trade, lower taxes, higher life expectancy and the best free healthcare in the G20.

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al: We pay 10 times that to keep Africa fed, go figure.

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gov'na: The same banksters that funded hitler, founded eugenics and is the source of all the turmoil in the world we see today. Americans failed by Jewish propaganda.

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vengance: that you can't win a war with two fronts , yet if u has nuklear weapons use the fuckers to nuke both fronts then profit!!!!

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Primeform: Anyone else see a repeating 4's and c's in this symbol? ;D

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Anonymous: Onward Christian Soldiers, You have nought to fear. Israel Hore-Belisha Will lead you from the rear. Clothed by Monty Burton, fed on Lyons pies; Die for Jewish freedom As a Briton always dies.

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creep36: dnt let ur guardown

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Ednad: i am german and i am not a fucking nazi, its a bad prejudice that every german is a nazi, most germans hate nazis

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German: we germans know everything there is to know about everything

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Anonymous: what's funny is, us americans thinking we came here for religious freedom. we came for fish, and gold, and fucking spices. asshats. this is sad. we're getting dumber.

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Anonymous: i learned that Merican companies funded hitler through prescott bush

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Anonymous: (www).videogold.de/hitlers-krieg-was-guido-knopp-verschweigt/

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Anonymous: GAYDOLF SHITLER

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Anonymous: Americans helped defeating germany... I'll bet they regret that now xD

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Zeta: We lost. 6 Millions no more no less. Hitler was in fact Austrian.

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Anonymus Bosch: ^ Don’t believe him, he’s a Volltrottel.

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bshaun2: The French are huge pussies

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Lickathesplit: That even cats who ask can has Poland !

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Anonymous: The GERMANS did not do that. Don't fucking say that. Germans and nazis are DIFFERENT THINGS, you retards.

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Anonymous

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Anonymous: That Hitler had the right idea, just the wrong way of goin about it. Trust us,it will br a long process, but the jew & the niggers will be gone.

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Anonymous: For sale: French rifle. Never been fired and only dropped once

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Anonymous: that americunts are a bunch of faggots

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Anonymous: They're almost certainly taught much more about it than Amerifags.

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maskcasper: they bleed even if u stick it in them

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SirBit: This pic should be called: "failing at using paint"

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Anonymous: Prussians owned Poland, then there was WW1, then Hitler wanted it back then he lost because of Jews and wrong choices (regarding jews and other things)

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RubberG: Germany full of Muslims. 100,000 Palestinians in Berlin alone. WTF? Adolf, where are you?

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Capt Hard On: "Pyro: Poland is a pushover" I lol'd!

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Capt Hard On: "Poland is a pushover" I lol'd!

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Anonymous: AMERIFAGS WHAT ARE YOU TAUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU 'VE BEEN DOING AROUND THE WORLD? DO THEY TEACH YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE WORLD WIDE GENOCIDE YOU CARRY ON? LATIN AMERICA AFRICA... DICTATORS CONDOR PLAN ETC.. YOU HAVE ALREADY KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN NAZIFAGS ... BUT YOU ARE SO BUSY BLOWING CELEBRITIES COCKS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT AMERICA IS A CONTINENT AND NOT YOUR COUNTRY.. FAGS YOU WILL PAY

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Anonymous: 50 mangey dogs can pull down a great lion

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Anonymous: The filthy evil jews got their way in damaging the master german race. It won't go that way in WW3, it will be the final cleansing of the human race when the evil, greedy, subhuman jews are exterminated so that the human race survives.

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klabusterberry: ? u nearly fucked up the svastika, what shall I answer to a subhuman?

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Anonymous: WE wish he won so we could wipe out and take over the middle east then africa etc

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Anonymous: germans lost it because they were keen on paying reparation again, just like after world war 1 - wouldnt matter, americans payed pension funds on intarweb projects later during the web bubble (leading to badly designed browsers)

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Anonymous: that Jews were poor even if some of them were quite rich and that one should feel pity for them, because they had the diedz because of fiancial mishaps at some foreign place before Hitler

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Anonymous: should have waited a decade. developed vastly superior tech. watched world beg.

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Anonymous: Cool story bro

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Anonymous: That Hitler had the right idea, he just grabbed the wrong group of people.

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Arschloch33: Tah

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Arschloch33: That it is better to lose against the US than against the USSR

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WHY ISN'T SHE WORKING AT MC DONALDS?!

Sarah palin politics question mcdonald's

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Anonymous: mcdonalds doesn't want people THAT mentally retarded working there

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iprobablyhateyou: ^why not? your mom works there

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Anonymous: haha win

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Anonymous: She would be taking a job away from a libtard if she did

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Anonymous: do you think she knows there are 57 states?

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Anonymous: lol now cry when they elect her

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kev4825: why isnt she on her knees sucking my cock

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Anonymous: 1654 You're fucked in the head....shes worse than a libtard.

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ash69mkh: i'd like to see her mcfurburger

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Anonymous: Better a few words on a hand than entire speeches on a teleprompter.

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AntiTroll: Because she's working in my kitchen, gettin me a sammich.

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Moongrim: She's got dirty knees

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Anonymous: Because she's not good enough for McDonalds. But maybe Taco Bell would hire her.

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Dreamy Creamy: Her and Angel has gots a gud plen. Likless and Lude.

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Anonymous: Close, she's been annointed "queen" of tea party. Kinda like our boxxy.

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Anonymous: because shes from Antartica...duh

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Redrocco:

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Redrocco

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robert jordan: well MCD has a longer interview

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crackerkiller5

FUCK YOU SAY?!

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Moongrim: Even McDonalds' has standards

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Anonymous: Well she was but she only lasted a few days then they fired her.

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Anonymous: if we could have only convinced her that there are 57 states then she may have looked stupid enough to get elected

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Anonymous: USA suck you life is cinema...

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Anonymous: SWEET JESUS, you mean she can read?!?

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~Killer~: I'd do that till her tits leaked!

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Anonymous: I'd rather see her rack than Obammer's!

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Anonymous: A squeeky voice does not mean she is not wise

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mrscurva: She's a dumb cunt!

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blackal: She's more qualified to be President, than Obama. If you think I'm praising her, then you're badly mistaken.

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Munster

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yo: she's not mexican.

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Anonymous

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Anonymous: She attended University of Hawaii, Hawaii Pacific University, North Idaho College, Matanuska-Susitna College,

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Anonymous: ^ thats why she doesn't work at McDonalds.

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Anonymous: I would like to fuck her !

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BnSneky: please kill yourself

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Anonymous: Hot MILF!!!!!!

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InjectableMonster: If you plan on making fun of someone spell McDonalds correctly. Idiot.

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Anonymous: Niggers say Mickey Ds. Why? Because they are lazy stink apes.

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Anonymous: She is not qualified.

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Anonymous: she s too dumb

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Phadrus: I don't like her, but she is not stupid. You don't get to run on the ticket for president by being stupid. By the way, George Bush, I hate him too, but he's not stupid. He was President of the United States.

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Captngeetch: I could are less...i would still uck the shit out of her...and as a bonus she could bring me home some fries

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precious: this bitch is much dumber than cicolina and cicolina wasn't taken seriously, but it's an american standard

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Anonymous: Born in the U.S., experienced, skilled, practical, knows why red ink is bad, connects with non-cityfags who do real work, what more? Obama was your typical college kid hire on GPA only (for PRES?), always loses.

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Anonymous: 1 fetus burger please

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Tattoos: She isn't smart enough to work fast food. Stupid cunt doesn't even know anything about American history.

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Raimey_D: Those are just a few scribbled notes on her palm...Obububba has to use a teleprompter and has even read the same lines over when they technician stopped it for a sec. Obubba screws it up while reading...and check him on tryiing to talk off the cuff...uh...um...wellll...uh you know...or just dead silence...what a twit...

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Ranxerox: She isn't working at McShits because she's too fucking stupid.

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Anonymous: Agree with Raimey_D. Let's compare Palin and Odumbass' college transcripts. There are truly intelligent people who can't get into Harvard. How did Odumbass do it. It wasn't because of his brains. He doesn't have any.

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Spartak: Money talks, bullshit walks...

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Anonymous: because she's a fucking GOVERNOR, retarded OP. "Oh look, it's a wimmin, she done must be servin da cornbread

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Furore23: Couldn't pass IQ and psych tests, lol.

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RubberG: ^ She studied at University of Hawaii, Hawaii Pacific University, North Idaho College, Matanuska-Susitna College, I doubt she's stupid.

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Squirrley1: 1266277889554 Sweet...

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Anonymous: this was obviously made by some white-hating kike.

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ZoMBiEJoN.: Sarah 2016!!!!! Because aged pussy never tastes sooo good...

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Ranxerox: RubberG seems to think that attending college can cure stupidity. If a person is stupid, no amount of attempted education can change it. Ignorance can be cured, stupidity cannot.

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Quantum69: ^True, Stupid is more than skin deep, it's genetic.

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Anonymous: small and small-minded man, with neither the temperament nor the intellect to handle his job,,constantly blaming anything and everything else for his troubles. Bush did it; it was bad luck; I inherited this mess. It is embarrassing to see a president The Affirmative Action President,

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Anonymous: Yeah, attacking people 'cause they're black is RACIST. But attacking someone because they're female is CLEVER. Maybe if OP ever got some, theyw ouldn't have posted this SHIT.

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Furore23: ^ The sexism charge you make is completely and utterly true. Still, Sarah Palin is a fucking retard.

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HWood: because she is making more $$ sellin her ass on the streets...

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Raimey_D: ^ her ass is worth lots of $$$$ ^^

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Anonymous: McDonalds doesn't like people who quit their jobs

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Furore23: ^ HEEYOOOOOOOOOO!

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Anonymous: Sad sad little fags. Oh look, it's an attractive, intelligent woman who ihas been able to be a wife, a mother, AND have a successful career. I know, let's make unfounded accusations against her, and throw out every immature insult we can think of. That'll show her. Who the FUCK does she think she is? Why do I never score? Hey look, X Files reruns!!!

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Bunglicker: Quit saying she's intelligent. This woman is not intelligent. Look, be honest, she has average intelligence at best. She owes her position in life to two main factors; she's attractive and she holds to far-right conservative dogma. The Republicans chose her for those two reasons ALONE! The Republicans don't care if their candidates are qualified for the job, period. This woman should be ridiculed

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Bunglicker: ..for being dumb because she's quite simply not too bright. All you have to do is watch her give a speech or an interview for a couple of minutes and it quickly becomes apparent that's she's not intelligent. Stating that fact is not mean spirited. She chose to be in the public political sphere so if people make fun of her, that's tough. Get over it. Conservative people here on chan4chan will

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Bunglicker: ..make comments like,"stupid bitch" about every woman posted here but not Sarah Palin, oh no, SHE'S "intelligent" , yeah right. Fuck off. Sarah Palin should do what she was put on this Earth to do; pose for Playboy- Special MILF Addition.

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Bunglicker: In a few short years Sarah Palin will be the vaguely remembered running mate of the vaguely remembered Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

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Anon64: She's too fucking stupid to work at McDonalds.

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anonymous: ^fag

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wally420: She's not smart enough to work at MC_DONALD'S ! Requires an I.Q. of 12

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halfmast: why isnt moongrim sucking nigger dick?

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Anonymous: ^not why isn't he, but why did he skip today?

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Anonymous: McDonald's already has a CEO

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Anonymous: So nobody here has never cheated on a test? huh...

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Anonymous: I want her little daughter, Piper!

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Cunt81: Conservatives have to be very careful what they say, every little thing they say is twisted by the main stream media and by dumbasses like Michael Moore to make it look like they're stupid. I dare say Bill Clinton said more stupid shit than Bush but took 10 times less heat for it.

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Anonymous: i want to smell her morning breath

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Queefly: Her cunt would look like an empty Hellman's jar when i was finished with her.

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Anonymous: because people like you vote for her

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RubberG: McDonalds new CEO is a nigger. Another nigger gets a job for simply being born a nigger,.

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Mr Mephisto: Because McDonald's already screws up enough orders

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gmode.: that woman is smarter than all you fuggin trolls - especially all you loser liberal nig trolls

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How turn computer monitor into mirror?

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Anonymous: no shit?

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Anonymous: If it's a flat screen, you have to scrape off the front cover first.

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AlienNation: This one is very old but still funny

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Hitman 47: Dye your hair blonde then your good to go.

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VolTec: Why don't you scan your face instead? LOL

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Anonymous: do it with magnets.

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blackal: Download it here --> http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/b5b/143/b5b1433a-8053-4ebb-baf6-64dc2 9b83c87

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aval: Then upload it here --> http://images.tribe.net/

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balder: well you just... wait WHAT?

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Anonymous: yea turn your computer off and look at the screen

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NorwayJunkie: LOL if this isn't troll then it's hilarious

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Midgeinc: Some people are just plain stupid.

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Anonymous: Turn off the monitor, then put a mirror in front of it. How hard was that?

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DriftRocket: Turn your computer off, you obviously have no business being anywhere near one :-\

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Which Seat should I take?

Friday Rebecca Black car nigger question

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Weed: If it wasn't accepted the first time, what makes you think it will be now?

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Limerick: He made sacrifice to vishnu.

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Anonymous: ve vishnu a meddy krizmiz

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Armistice: lol i posted this one 2 days ago, it didn't get accepted into the archive, GL to you UriAr

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Cracker: The one next to the nigger

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UriAr: @ Armistice: i don't care if it doesn't get accepted. fresh mode deserves a laugh as well.

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Anonymous: she needs to make a porno, not music videos. stupid mexican slut

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Raygunz: Sit on Ice Cubes AIDS infested black willy you Mexican burrito

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Anonymous: Bitch, You walk!!!!!

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MarkosT: Hey, he plays for the Yankees!

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MrPerspective: Don't get comfy, you won't be seated for long before the gang-rape.

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MarkosT: ^it's nice of them to tell her

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MarkosT: ^^^no, he plays for the Tigers, fuck, I'm such a DUMBASS!

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HWOOD: her up honey - niggers will rape u, rob u & them dump u off in a ditch... If ur lucky, they wont kill ur ass....

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ITT: Get home With hot chick. Get jiggy. Undress. Massive beef curtains. >What do?

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Novem: Make a fort

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Burrgeezy: batwing

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Anonymous: the degree of "hotness" takes prominence in this instance. are we talkin, "stripper on the quiet shift" or 18yo Alessandra Ambrosio?

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Anonymous: fuck her??? hurr durr

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Anonymous: finish

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Anonymous: Grab some wonder bred cuz she brought the roast beef.

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EPILEPTIC_ERIK: ask her if she's still a Virgin with Trollface-Smile !

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Greeft: Grab two slices of rye, some mayo and pickles and enjoy a great beef sammich.

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chrud: make 'em juicy!

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Anonymous: Suck on them

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Nickeh43: close eyes and go deep

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Flarp: I'm sure there is a mathematical formula somehwere. Like curtainL x CurtainW / hotness factore = doability score. Make sense. Just need details.

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g-man: BJ and anal

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Anonymous: check for blotches, then finish in there like a fuckin man

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RIDDLE TIME - You're trapped in a room. One door leads to heaven, one door leads to hell.

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Lolusername69: ask either bird "what door would the other bird pick?"... and pick the opposite to what he says.

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Tres: ^ actually, you need to be a bit more specific. "Which door would the other bird say goes to Heaven?" (The other bird may like Hell)

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MrSandynigger: ^Read the Q you two. The birds dont know that the other one exists. If you ask that, they will say "What bird?"

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MrSandynigger: That is if you're upto the god mode challenge.

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Tres: ^ I don't always God mode, but when I do, I construct a sentence with multiple clauses, of which at least one contains an if.

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Greeft: Karl Pilkington knows what to do lol. ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k

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Greeft: Ask one bird "Are either of the following statements true? You tell the truth and are by the door to heaven; or You are the liar and are not by the door to heaven." If the bird says yes go through it's door, if it says no go through the other bird's door.

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Anonymous: God mode is easy, you simply ask "If I asked someone who always say the opposite of what you're saying what door would he tell me lead to heaven?"

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Greeft

^As I've just given the answer to god slayer mode, who gives a fuck?

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fiveby5

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Anonymous: Grab both birds and start opening a door. No Bird wants to go to Hell.

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MegaShit: Eat both birds, sit and wait for the next dufus to come along, and then see which door he chooses.

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Anonymous: “If I was to ask the other guard what gate they were guarding.. what would they say?”

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Greeft: I've just noticed the last line about hypothetical statements, so my solution would be better phrased as a direct question to one bird. "Is it true you are either a truthful parrot perched by the door to heaven? Or you are a lying parrot perched by the door to hell?"

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Anonymous: Touch the doorknobs; see which one is warm.

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Anonymous: Play off of the "Labyrinth" movie with David Bowie.

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Lickathesplit: Daaajum !! That god crap of yours keeps getting better and better doesn't it, ? So lemme get this straight ; You believe in a god, you live up to h

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Lickathesplit: Daaajum !! That god crap of yours keeps getting better and better doesn't it, ? So lemme get this straight ; You believe in a god, you live up to It's expectations all your life, being a good slave and all that, and at the end of your life of good and samaritan deeds he gives you a 50/50 % change to enter his boring crowd ? That's gotta sting a bit huh ?

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anonymous: ^who cares if someone believes something that you dont. big fucking deal.

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Lickathesplit: ^Obvious attempt of a relifag avoiding the question.. So, does a atheist have to answer it then ? I mean, it seems as if amongst the 40.000 unique visitors a day not one holds a decent pair of braincells.. Sad relitards are sad !

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Captngeetch: It's better to rule in hell than serve in heaven right ?

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Anonymous: "Through which door would you recieve the just reward for your honesty or dishonesty?"

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Anonymous: What if the entire premise is a lie and neither bird, in fact, tells the truth?

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Anonymous: @lickathesplit It's an intellectual excercise dipshit, no one incorporates lying birds into their theology

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Anonymous: who cares

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Anonymous: Labyrinth? Sutekh came up with this ;png before Fagyrinth.

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Nickeh43: HEY NOW. No need to go insulting Labyrinth.

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Anonymous: are the birds chickens? can we fry them to go with my grape drank and watermelon?are t

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Anonymous: Since I don't speak Bird, I'll have to do this the hard way. Touch each door. Open the one that isn't flaming hot. If God pulls dickmoves like making the door to Heaven flaming hot, you don't want to live in his home town anyway.

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Anonymous: Can you take dogs into heaven?

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Anonymous: just ask the truthful parrot which door goes to heaven, forget about the other cunt bird

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Anonymous: Well, if one always lies, his beak will be hooked, and he'll be wearing a yarmulke. So ask the other one.

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Trolololols: I will open and throw you through one of this doorways. Which one do you choose, you fuckin' bird? That should take care of things slayer mode.

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Anonymous: Shove one bird up your ass, then start squawking.

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The Original Spoon: It's a trap. No known birds have cognitive reasoning at this level. Question should have used penguins instead.

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Anonymous: This was an spisode of Samurai Jack

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idrankallthebeer: over thinking this, i say. just set the birds on fire. feast on their remains. break down both doors with your vorpal double headed axe. fucking kill anything you encounter on either side. job. done.

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Anonymous: bring a cat with you. set it on the brds. They'll go to the "heaven" door, trying to escape.

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Anonymouswombat: ask one of the birds if it is a bird. Then ask the other bird what door is heaven.

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Tigrou777: Just ask to one of the birth "is left door heaven and did you say the true ?" if answer is "yes" choose this left door, else choose opposite door

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Anonymous: ^The answer would be "What the fuck are you talking about? Speak English or go back to Mexico, beaner!"

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Anonymous: Point to a door and ask "Is this a door?" If he says no, you've found the lying parrot. Then ask the other parrot which door leads to heaven.

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Anonymous: but the point is you only get one question, total. No two. Not one with each bird.

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Ig'nant 'Merican: Ask the 2 part question to either bird. "What color are you, and which door is heaven" if the bird says green left (or right) you know he is right, it he says red, left (or right) he's lying.

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Anonymous: ^that's a good one

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Anonymous: God slayer mode don't make sense. It's not a riddle, or question. It's a "What if" statement.

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Anonymous: why not just grab the parrots and make them open the doors with thier tiny birdie feet.

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Anonymous: there are no birds and doors. there is only you. everything else is an illlusion. you can open the right door using only your mind, and...ah fuck off

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SexKiller: What if heaven and hell are the same place and its just your way of seeing things that changes it. Both doors lead to the same place. Hell for some, Heaven for the others.

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Anonymous: you fags always ask two questions!! connected with and!

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Anonymous: if you're in the room, with only two doors, you must have come INTO the room through one of the two doors. Put that in your nasty dogmatic pipes and smoke it.

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Anonymous: ^ You've never played Portal, I take it.

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Anonymous: ^no, but here's a big shock:There's stuff you can do in games that you can'tt do in real life

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Anonymous: what if the birds only tell truth as far as they can tell and the liar is not simply saying no it isnt but turning things around like it sees fit?

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Anonymous: I can't fap to this!

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honghavok: God slayer mode don't make sense. It's not a riddle, nor in the form of a question. It's a "What if" statement.

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Anonymous: All birds go to Heaven.

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Anonymous: what if the birds dont know about the doors and whats behind there and just assume stuff?

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Anonymous: ask where is god, and both birds will give you the right answer.

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Anonymous: GRAB THE FUCKERS BY THE LEGS AND GET THEM TO BOTH YANK EACH DOOR AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME THEN FUCK BOTH BIRDS FULL OF SPUNK AND THEN USE 'EM AS STRESS BALLS FOR WHEN YOU ARE IN THE HELL BIT! CAPS LOCK STUCK AAAAAAAARGH!

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Anonymous: ^fail troll is fail

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Anonymous: ^^ 11 year old thinks caps + swear words + randomness = lol

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Anonymous: yeah, sad litle fag. HEY LOOK I DONE CAN SAY FUCK IN CAPITOLS ON THE INTARNET!!!! ROFL LOLOLOL!!!.....Seriously grow up you immature little turd.

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Anonymous: Kickin' in the left door, sittin' in the right door, which door should I take?

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Anonymous: tell me the truth only which door is to heaven

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Anonymous: YOU ALL FAILDID COS I'M's IS 12 AND WOT IS THIS?

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Anonymous: HEY LOOKS ME CAN TIPE IN CAPSLOCK ON LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SUCK MY DIK NIGGAZ!!!!

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Anonymous: "Which door do I deserve to end up opening?"

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Anonymous: nigger

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Anonymous: "Is it true I am a female/male who is going through the left door to heaven?"

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Anonymous: God Slayer Mode: Ask one bird "what would one who lies say is the door to heaven"

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Anonymous: "Is it opposite day?"

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Anonymous: Pick a door and take your chances.

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you - portals - Will you survive? - If yes, where will you go?

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Malacath: nowhere, you would get crushed by yourself, not enough space between the portals for you to move between the 2

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Feefdoodle: intinate loop between the two what ever you feel when passing through the two portals will forever be your hell

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Anonymóus: No Feef, No. As Malacath said, you'd be crushed by yourself.

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Nickeh43: 42.

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Anonymous: You'd accidentally yourself

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Greeft: ^You could intentionally yourself also!

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Anonymous: you'd mixing gore yourself

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AmusingMuse: Thats where the teletubies live...inside the portal loop.

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ThelemicMage: Yes. I will go to your mother's house to skullfuck her brains out

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Anonymous: you'll finally be able to suck your own dick

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Anonymous: maybe maybe maybe ^ lol

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Anonymous: right mack to the middle fucktard op.

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Yourfuckingmother: Feefdoodle's got it

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crackerkiller5: back to the 1800s, i heard they have good far......

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Anonymous: portals disappear if they move... problem solved

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ElCapitan: Portals are the solution to dividing by zero

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Anonymous: boooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm

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feefdoodle: lol o whoops last time i teleported it was back in the 80s the portals were different back then

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Anonymous: Real question is if you have a portal in your ass and step into it, then close both portals. where the fuck are you??

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BnSneky: two sided magnets............you will die

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yO: no one has invented portals yet and compared to the black holes in the space ... teoratically you will not move and get crushed by the cyberspace

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Bongochops: They already work. I went back to 1885. Trouble was, I couldn't get back, so Here we are in2010, and I'm 169 years old, and feeling a bit shit - and I forgot to invest in Ford, Google, Apple, IBM, Microsoft & Rubik's Cubes - Bastard. Time Travel - Just say no

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Antiphon: I wont die, i will reload again and again

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chrud: you would be caught in an infinite feedback loop...

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Spectre: If the portals' colors get switched it has the same effect as taking

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Spectre: ... THE RED PILL

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Chell: This is a triumph!

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ANNONAMOOSE: i dont think you would be crushed. there would be the left you, the right you and the you in the middle, when you met youd be pushing yourself in an infinate loop. sorta like being in a huge line of people constantly being pushed forward.

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MAELSTHUR: you wll die inevitably for dimensional pression

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Greeft: You would die and respawn at level 15.

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Anonymous: YOU WOULD FIND THE CAKE

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John135: Malacath is right, you'd crush yourself

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Anonymous: Portals disappear when the surface they're on moves. And then yes, you'd get crushed by the surface they were on.

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MACKY83: You'll asexually Rule 34

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BnSneky: die

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pop3: right in one and out the other

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ImYourMomBIATCH: It depends on what the portals really are/properties of the portals. I suppose you would perish into nothingness, if not something before (it could be 0.0000000.....1 sec) happens.

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samefag: you will eather get crushed by your self or if you played portal, the poratl will just disapear on a moving surface, so youll get crushed both ways :D

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Anonymous: as the portals close think of them as physical mirrors in each portal. once there closed youed have to stay completely still with your body coompletely centered between each portal. looking left or right youll see another room with another you standing in other portals.. if you lean to far to one side youll enter that portal.. BOOM!

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GhostWind: I've always wondered what would happen. I though you would just het squeezed out like runny pancake batter. Imagine what would happen to a cube. It would melt from the friction and pressure against itself.

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Anonymous: There's actually a place where you can do this in the game.

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MrPerspective: They DO work. I just went back to 2011!

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Anonymous: half of u would go in one half, the other half would go in the other

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MrPerspective: ^ Decisions, decisions... I don't know which half of the crowd to follow! PARADOX!

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Anonymous: You'd be stretched into a single strand of atoms at the speed of light as your body is converted into energy, essentially ceasing to exist as your body is stretched nearly across dimensions to infinity.

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MrPerspective

Weeeellllll...... According to my calculations...

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ticklethis: you would crush yourself

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Anonymous: If that were me, I would just open the console and type noclip

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MrPerspective: ^ Probably smartest post in this entire thread!

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Anonymous: wouldn't be possible because when you move the pipes the portals dissappear

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Anonymous: Portals don't exist. Yet.

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_/b/... The Female Orgasm - Explain them to me please?

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Mork: Science fiction!

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Furore23: ^ In that it sounds plausible, almost like something that could happen... but you know it's not real.

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bluelee: and you wonder why you have no pussy? LMAO

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Mork: ^that is correct, I have a dick.

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TotallyNasty: I know how to make one, lube up her ass and very gently start pushing your rock hard cok inside it, once inside give her ass time to rest before you start moving, give her clit some love with your fingers and let her push a G-spot vibrator up her pussy... do it right and she will orgasm so hard it feels like your cock is stuck in a bear trap

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Anonymous: cramp

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Warg: Something made up by women so men do stuff for them. They don't climax, they just like bossing you around.

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Furore23: I know exactly why I have no pussy! TL;DR - boredom.

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Anonymous: ^ GURU.

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Anonymous: ^ DJ PREMIER

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Macfadyin: Lick it and see

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vigtam: it's actually a medical condition called "Hysteria." It can happen when they are out of the kitchen for too long, ride a bike, or vote.

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cybersinner: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4667792257_8c332b9538_b.jpg

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Furore23: And look, even if it wasn't pure fiction, who would care?

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jew wants cash: whatz an orgazm? is it worth cabaling? i will make you hand it over to your master, the JEW

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Moongrim: Is what happens when she swallows man orgasm

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Vernin: It is an urban legend much like alligators in the New York sewer system.

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Anonymous: who cares

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Anonymous: learn how to do the alphabet in cursive with your tongue > can only fail if you're fucking stupid

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Tommeee: oh its really just get out the way so ya dont get squirted on coz trust me they dont tell ya its comming -_-

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pancake: why does it matter to you? you female?

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Anonymous: Freud invented it to make women feel better about not having a dick and being relegated to fucktoy status.

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Anonymous: Also, some dude named Grafenberg invented the G spot to give men something else to probe for in a pussy.

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Anonymous: Mork, You're doing it wrong

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Flarp: What happens before she expects *YOU* to make *HER* a sandwich. And if you're smart you'll make it.

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Anonymous: i fingered a girl on the outside so my hand was massaging her clit. i could feel her pussy contract in a pulsing manner so i know female orgasms exist.

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Flarp: burried treasure

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Anonymous: nnnnngg nnnng nnnng aaaaah aaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

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CHANmh: Magnets

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Phadrus: You want to get a bitch to cum? Treat her like shit. Chicks dig and get all hot being treated like shit.

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Anonymous: ^ you're doing it wrong. first be a gentleman. THEN treat her like a bitch. women contradictions....

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Anonymous: Why do sluts fake orgasms? Because they think we care.

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lily84: they do exist. anal sex ftw

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Leashedhate: Optional :D

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Anonymous

"F" that! I'm goin to sleep.

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al: As long as I get my nut, I don't care.

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Anonymous: Something that most women fake to make us think we're actually good in the sack

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Anonymous: its like a pc game, push the button a few times

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Ray Ray: They are for real...same as the big tickle guys get...my daugher is a screamer...love it

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Pat MacGroin: YEAH and like the polar ice caps melting, NO ONE GIVES A DAMN.

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Anonymous: simple enough- female orgasm = non existent

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MegaShit: Fact, fiction, myth, real; who gives a fuck, I came! Now, STFU so I can get some sleep!

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Lickathesplit: Read the bible and you'll get one...

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MrPerspective: Oh, I can assure you, once you've given her the full-body orgasm that makes her spasm all over and just doesn't stop, you'll Believe. And she'll do ANYTHING for you in return. Grandpa & I are writing a book about it. No fib!

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Cunt81: I suspect magnets are involved.

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MrPerspective

<---- Maybe train on mermaids first.

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Tattoos: Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit.

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been there bangin': caek is a lie.....and female ogasms are over-sold. Yah, it's tough when your only talent is being vaginated.

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HWOOD: oh they r real!! cant get enough...

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Smurfette: So many ignoramusses in this thread…

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Schlumpfficker: ^ STFU and smurf a smurf of your smurfy smurf and smurf it on the smurfnet NAO!

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Schlumpfficker: …or smurf the fuck out.

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Furore23: It's not like any number of orgasms are going to get dinner ready any quicker.

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hwood: ^ right. but with multiple O's , I will cook ur dinner, clean ur house, walk ur dog, wash ur car, grocery shop, have ur baby, give u a manicure and a pedicure, paint ur house, build a fence, change ur oil, cut the grass, pay ALL the bills, bang ur father n u r out of the will.... walk the dog.... feed the cat... take out the trash... get it???????

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hwood: HAHAHAHA - as long as I have a pussy, I can have as many dicks as I want... remember that boyzzzzzz.....

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hwood: Ladies, we b sittin on a goldmine.....

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hwood: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHA

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Furore23: HWood, are you Robert Heinlein? Be honest. No wait - don't.

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HWOOD: LOL Furore :^) He is 1 of my many personalities!!

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Burrgeezy: it's a trap!

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Raygunz: ^ true story.

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AnonFag: this whole thread ftw

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MrPerspective: @ Furore: pls explain the Robert Heinlein reference?

1311372432198

HWood: ^ Often called "the dean of science fiction writers"

1311373249862

Anonymous: its non existent .

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Furore23: Here MrP: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RobertAHeinlein and see the page quote.

1312547665721

Hughbie: any guy that cannot make a woman cum at least once, either via oral, fingers or intercourse either is a noob or a useless "dick"...there is nothing better than getting a chick to the stage where she is pushing you/your hand away as she is too sensitive from cumming over and over....mmmm....now where is my wife...

1312553004578

Anonymous: Who Cares!

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DireWolf2012: Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.

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Anonymous: Well tie her down and start fingering to find out !!!

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How did Americans collectively become so dumb and cowardly?

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Redrocco: seriously, WTF?

1268749210678

Hughbie: And America wonders why the rest of the world lols at them,,,,

1268749725372

timboston: Don't worry. It's coming. Think WWII, we are asleep now but we are waking up and when we do, there will be hell to pay

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Hughbie: ^HEY.....roll on you side please...geez...you be squashing me.....

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robohitler: we adopted european liberalism. they won't wake up until the sword of islam is at their throat.why can't they see it coming?

1268795936701

Redrocco: ^bullshit we have had close to 35 years of conservitive rule in the US if you dont count Carter or Clinton,

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Anonymous: america is chinas bitch already, thats why. the yellows just wanna have lulz at america

1268797070126

SirRichard: ^^^bullshit....amerika is Israel's bitch and everybody know's it.....

1269799727291

Anonymous: fuck if I know man.....I just live here.

1269801170204

Anonymous: Trouble is, it is spreading through the world, well Europe actually

1269801616812

Moongrim: The Reason? Rupert Murdoch.

1272502846240

Mattatatta: JUST FUCKING SHUT UP AND KILL SOME PEOPLE! Sometimes, talking about stuff is pointless and a little ass kicking has to take its place

1272603724541

El Capitan: It may be lulzy, but the history is sad.

1272679868360

Anonymous: America LOLz at chiness drivers

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dump: timboston, i sucked your mother's cockadoodle. then she farted you out (just to make things clear)

1272921499895

Vernin: America is everyone's bitch now. And the people are so fucking dumb they don't even know whats goin' on. It's work, work then TV and farting and that's all there is to American life. Oh, and fapping too.

1272936856678

Anonymous: funny how everyone bitches about us americans but not one of you have the balls to take us on face to face. bunch of cowards hiding behind computers. we got a shit load of stupid asses in the government but that doesnt change the fact we are the most powerful country in the world

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expialidocous: ssshhh... can't riot, Idol is on tonight. geez, get your priorities in order Canada.

1279052878889

Anonymous: Please give generously to the people of Haiti through an organization that does not have a war criminal as co-chair.

1279643968685

AmericanAndProud: How did Europe end up bending over for Islam?

1279683015451

Anonymous: dear asswhisker: blow me and fuck health care, not my job to keep you fags alive. All your officials come here for health care anyway-if you want more free shit, go to Canada or Krapistan

1279946569545

Limerick: It was a social movement. Unconscious and unspoken, most likely crafted by those powers that be. Wouldn't you want a population like so if you were in power?

1284937139537

Anonymous: Canada... after all these years, why are you still just America's hat?

1284937769747

Anonymous: ha..canada sucks

1284962024822

Anonymous: Its because of fag libreals and political correctness. Whats left of America is either called nuts for not agreeing with the media or called home grown terrorist for not going with the program.

1284979354354

Markonito: Yup. That's about it.

1285022674676

Anonymous: america, FUCK YEAH!!! comin' again to suck our own fuckin dicks, yeah!

1285059297310

Anonymous: america, FUCK YEAH!!! suck my dick eurofag

1285063555491

Jesus: To answer all your Eurofags questions, Niggers and Jews happened

1285084935171

Anony-me: i'm sorry about obama and the democrats. they ruined america for everyone not just you

1285097535485

American: Fuck you, Canadian. You better hope we never run out of trees.

1285210636179

Anonymous: ihr könnt mir alle die eier lutschen ihr verfickten amerikaner säcke hurensöhne ihr habt nix drauf außer zahngebelag scheiß opfers

1285270499683

Anonymous: Media

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Anonymous: So we should be a fag like all of Canada and Europe, We kick ass,,

1298841281267

Psilofyr: You know something I don't know what the fuck is happening to everyone here myself.

1298861402974

Anonymous: Niggers, Liberals, Illegal immigration, Progressives, Multiculturism, Political Correctness. This is what is fucking us up.

1298862978938

Anonymous: ^ Yeah what we need is people who all think the same.....

1298863216773

Lochcelious: Canada and Europe both>America. And I was born and raised in America and was in two branches of its military. I hate being American.

1299008978114

Fuck-you-all: I own three houses in Florida which I bought for next to nothing at auction after they were repo'd by the lenders. I now rent them out to the former owners and the rent covers the mortgage, the insurance and maintenance company's fees, with enough left over that I could afford to give up full time work. I'm pretty much semi retired at 32 thanks to Americans being so dumb. Thanks numb fuckers. Lol.

1299009741657

Anonymous: ^ and when they don't pay their rent the U.S. has laws that make it VERY difficult to evict squaters. Good luck with your rentals.

1299010715749

Chrijz: @#6773 According to you we need is more conflicts, which leads to more violent crimes... That's stupid... Topic: The electric-jew happened.

1299023452173

Fuck-you-all: At anonfag 5749 - That's why I take out landlord's insurance fucker! If they don't pay, I claim on my cover for lost rent, and ancillary costs, plus the insurance company covers the eviction process as well as the costs. You're too dumb not have have noticed I mentioned the insurance! Must be an Americunt. No need to wish me luck, I don't use luck to cover my investments, I use intelligence.

1299089002277

Anonymous: lol someone from canada talking about cowards

1299145073275

Aphrodesia: You can call us Canadians "America's hat" all you want, but we still see the issues within your Nation that your brains aren't evolved enough to comprehend. I'd rather be from a beautiful, friendly, peacekeeping Country than be from somewhere that's run by a team of fucking idiots who are setting up for global domination. Jokes on you, you're just the Illiminati's guinea pigs.

1299146392568

Aphrodesia: Pigs being the keyword I might add...

1299146569527

Anon3: Jews control everything !

1299147741640

Anonymous: @2277 sounds like you already went through the eviction process. Was it fun filing claims? How about waiting for the workers to finish the fixing the damage caused by evicted tennants? Can't rent whats unrentable. How long till the insurance adjuster shows up? How long till the insurance co. cuts you a check? Your time and headaches. Yeah, so much win for you! LOL!

1299162203833

Fuck-you-all: ^Fucktard, you're just a butthurt americunt (prob poor too). If the tenants don't pay, the management company guarantees my rent and evicts them (its why they get 25%). If it needs fixing up, management do it & sue tenants or claim against my insurance - my income remains whether or not there's a current tenant because of the rent guarantee. So yeah, LOL!

1299170497528

Anonymous: ^ This is true, I rent out my dead parents old home which they left to me, and I use an management agency that offers guaranteed rent, finds and references tenants and carries out property maintenance. My insurance covers any incidental loss, and last time I had to claim, I was pad out in 14 days. Never lost a day's rent yet though in 12 yrs and only claimed on my insurance once after a small fire

1299171234914

Anonymous: ^^ no butthurt here. Its you who are all mad. LOL!! U MAD! Stupid limey!

1299174430343

Anonymous: feminism causes boys to be raised by women without a man. labor unioins have teachers teach to not hurt anyone's feelings. these are both brought about by jews in an effort to make american men emasculated so jews can get more power.

1299174613811

Anonymous: ^ jews are going to lose everything if they keep promoting niggerism and race mixing. Dark skinned people are lazy. Who will run factories, hospitals, etc. It won't be niggers thats for sure!

1299174833775

MrPerspective: "Why is it that the bedouins in Tunis, Egypt or Lybia this very day have more bravery and backbone than one-proud Americans? Is this the great nation that conquered and tamed a whole continent in a few centuries? Son, I am disappoint."

1299189263624

volcombg237: I just live here...the economy is dumb, the government is dumb, everyone is dumb. That's why we continue to fight for other countries instead of fighting for our own.

1299194804768

Anonymous: problem with your theory is most americans with common sense who dont live off the state have jobs and responsibilities and so dcont have all the time in the world to rally everywhere cause we are to busy working to keep the other nonworking lazy assholes alive those with time to do everything are either idiotic people with nothing better to do or fanaticss but at least were not canada

1299195883899

Anonymous: plus we here in america end up sending aid to every godsforsaken place in the world

1299195945114

NSFW: AIDS*

1299195970731

Anonymous: all those sand niggers acting up are doing it for only one reason. They want to go to western countries and get on welfare, chase white woman, sell drugs and promote terrorism. Notice how its all young military age men??

1299202776913

avsiii: Hey, hey, hey, we going through some changes now. But, don't worry - When it's all done and the next and the last thing that we need to do is change the name of our world, our planet, Earth, to the new name Americus....

1299267396633

MrPerspective: @ 3899 : problem with YOUR theory, is that most Americans I know are struggling today to find and keep a decent job. There aren't many around ; bosses immediately take advantage of the employment situation to exploit the people they hire, with low salaries, forced unpaid overtime... To you, everyone who's poor must be lazy, huh?

1299300333245

jaybyvan: no, the problem is uneducated people feel that they are entitled to good paying jobs. ITs always been the lowest payed people do the most work. Deal with it, or change your situation.

1299300479851

MrPerspective: @ 6913 : oh, ree-hee-hee-heally? Arab citizens revolt against dictators that the West supported and armed for decades, they get killed in the streets, gassed by Saddam of bombed by Gaddhafi, and you think it's to emigrate to "eldorado countries"? Bah! Why bother educating you? You're too dopey a racist asshole with your entire head up inside it. You already have the whole Universe all figured out.

1299300865687

jaybyvan: racist? hardly. As for educated.. I worked hard in school to only have to fight my way into one of the hardest jobs to get in order to land my dream job.

1299301043404

Anonymous: All these eruofags gotta talk shit just to make them feel better about themselves

1299304596611

Anonymous: MrPerspective, is there something wrong with you? Maybe you watch a different TV than the rest oif us. All I see is miltary age sand niggers trying to flee north africa. They can all stay at your house seeing how you think its so great. Let us know how things work out.

1299328550431

Anonymous: ^It was a Canadian, you dumb fucking yank! Lol @ your inability to even keep up.

1299329066767

MrPerspective: Relax, jaybyvan, I was responding to 6913's comment, higher up. What you wrote in 9851 is in good part correct. But even educated people have it tough these days in the US, and bosses take advantage of the situation. The crisis is well past and over... for the banks! The rest of the economy, the ACTUAL production of something solid? Still screwed all the way to its appendix.

1299343100622

MrPerspective: I think it was David Ricardo that first theorized Capitalism, and realized that without certain safeguard laws (like the current anti-trust US law, income tax, etc), such a system was inherently croked, FOREVER CONCENTRATING THE WEALTH AND POWER. Radical Republicans keep persuading naive people that ANY regulation is a bad, "socialist" thing. Health Care scare, WTF?

1299343564441

MrPerspective: Kind 0431 sir, maybe something is RIGHT with me because I don't rely on Fox News? Iraq was never about helping the iraqis. The post-colonialist West, playing the geopolitical chess game, dealt with and supported dictators. Today their people have had enough of that outdated GLOBAL system. Yes, the dumbest Tunisians are rushing towards Europe, but the long-exiled elites are all RETURNING HOME.

1299343987457

MrPerspective: ^ "Perspective, my friends. Perspective." LEARN and SEE as much as you can. Any form of ignorance is a weakness. Knowledge is power. (Call me power-hungry then. :-)

1299344084149

Anonymous: I have four AR15 rifles. Thats my power. Come and get them!!!!!!!!!

1299349463987

Anonymous: We started mingling with Eurofags!

1299379699957

Anonymous: Good to see that this somment stimulated robust debate

1303774634305

Anonymous: lol at the fag that hates America juat for its military, whats the matter, got your teeth kicked in during you 4 years you little cunt? sorry Im not the agressive, but I hate people that join the military and bitch hard at the choice

1311352867815

Anonymous: We are Americans... We are the sheeple... We're the number 1 dumbest nation in the world. No one is dumber than us!

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Anonymous: the answer to this is simple...Democrats

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Anonymous: ^ sez one of the sheeple. T-bag my nuts.

1311386871568

Anonymous: What happened? Ronald Reagan happened. Everything has gone to shit since then.

1311391034149

Midgeinc: R.I.P America.

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LetsMakeItSexual: tl;dr

1311423117708

Anonymous: I sense alot of Butt hurt in this thread.

1311434050726

Anonymous: A good job has been done of sucking people into the left/right paradigm. It's a matter of ignorance of the real culprits, not docility.

1311447089798

Anonymous: ^^^^^ right on, Anon...."Government is not the solution to the problem, government IS the problem." One of the most damaging statements in recent history.

1311449088761

Anonymous: How? Quite Simple- Religion.

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Hieronymous: Calm before the storm. Hold onto your ass.

1318050337539

Anonymous: Americans... Are you men, or are you mice? Squeek up!

1318073681319

Anon64: Yeah, um... Notice we haven't given up our firearms? You stupid Canucks. I encountered a 21 year old border guard that was ignorant of the fact that Beretta made a shotgun. She repeatedly pointed her sidearm in my face and served the dual duty of almost getting her stupid tway-asskilled AND starting an international incident. Combination of being Canadian AND letting a stupid little

1333691504863

Anon64: girl-cunt play with a gun.

1333691546717

Anonymous: Yea,, Canada sucks,,, we hace free health care and we all have winter homes in Florida. Whatchugot niggas?

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if you were about to be killed on death row, what would be your last meal?

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Anonymous: Miley Cyrus

1279080877709

Anonymous: Stephanie Pratt

1279084836980

Pyro: Fire and weed....and CHEETOS

1279085437628

Wr104Gamma: Southern style pork ribs with a good rub, applewood smoked, sweet baby rays BBQ sauce, Texas toast, macaroni salad, followed by cheesecake and herb brownies.. And your mom

1279170834169

TwoFaced: Tons of sushi, which are to be eaten from nekkid Japanese loli..... I mean, I'm on death row anyway amirite...

1279571526763

the7rafe7: the red pill.

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absinthe: One freshly clubbed baby seal seared rare with spotted owl reduction served in a black bear's skull, Chernobyl grown fiddlehead fern sauteed in virgin menstrual blood , and a psilosybin mushroom compote for dessert. Oh, and some Flaming Hot Cheetos

1279579428325

Anonymous: Roast Bald Eagle with white truffle sauce, Beluga caviar, and Key Lime pie...

1279581518918

Moongrim: Sandra Bullock

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iprobablyhateyou: nigger dick

1279589350833

Wr104Gamma: lmao @spotted owl reduction

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Anonymous: Honestly I'd give my last meal to someone else. If you are going to die in an hour or two anyway, why bother eating?

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iprobablyhateyou: ^fucking confucius anon

1279605267123

athiest: Cereal, you can live forever if you keep adding milk

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TwoFaced: ^ Then you're a cereal killer on death row

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TwoFaced: ^

1279661230876

Anonymous: The rest of the whore they caught me with.

1279669035347

Anonymous: something thatll make a messy shit

1280272958311

Anonymous: 100 ilbs of hor pockets

1281124931161

vengance: the entire taco bell and in-n-out menus and ex-lax to make it xtra messy!

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al: Tombstone Pizza.

1281130120886

sqwrrl: Correctional officers.

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Hellcat1138: vigin pussy no age limit

1281135302918

Anonymous: someone else's lunch from the fridge

1281135450586

Anonymous: If I was to be electrocuted, I'd eat all the friggin' beans I could hold

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BigDaddyD: Random 10 year old. preferably the warden's daughter

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Anonymouse: ^ damn! you beat me to it.

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headbuster17: Probably arby's, cuz I bet that's all they have in Hell.

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hecramsey: I would really try to eat light, very stressfull being executed. Maybe soup, rice pudding, a light, non caffienated beverage.

1281329450986

Cogent: At first, i hated Buster. But then.... yay! Arby's: so fucking true.

1281329839138

Nickeh43: Pizza Hut!

1281330007534

Anony-me: STRAWBERRY FLAVORED PUSSY

1281415356786

XENU: spotted Dick, with a slab of cock and balls

1281415387590

Anonymous: pussy

1281417643845

so_what_if___: if death by electricution? a large plate of C4.

1281816849304

Anonymous: The executioner

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tentonsoftnt: mmm...Boxxy.

1282443776973

gympervert: tofu so when i die i let out a rottern bean curd smell

1282480307547

Anonymous: kfc and yes i'm a nigger

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Jesus: ^of course a blackman would be on death row. And i'll have KFC too

1282528224721

fingerofdoom: fuck that. im having a pussy

1282531942346

Anonymous

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LeashedHate: Barbiurates and Vodka.

1282546699960

TitsMagoo: A Thousand Year Egg... and I want a fresh one.... I'll wait.

1282569022660

Anonymous: corn, when il be electricuted itll bow popcorns

1282569472351

anon: i'd eat some pussy

1282572172790

Squirrely1: The antidote...

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asp: wife's cooking - get me before the execution

1282574705113

mACÄK: hot cakes

1282613022643

ThelemicMage: heroin, cocaine, lsd, & hash. all at once

1282622481416

Anonymous: an insane amount of DMT

1282624699793

Anonymous: @fingerofdoom: awesome! which manga is it?

1290613954269

SLIPPY: A bacon cheezburgr with an entire pound of bacon served on a Qur'an, fries with Friday's Jack Daniel's glaze, and some CHEETOS.

1290615168382

Anonymous: Ops Mother's Pussy!

1290616825464

weirdboy: The judges wife, with her daughter for dessert.

1290634653880

Anonymous: stephanie pratt for sure

1291340601200

Phadrus: All-You-Can-Eat buffet.

1291344876670

Clownichter: Bulls testicles wrapped in foreskins. A bowl of every pill that makes you hallucinate. Some random milfs tittie milk. Baby seal stuffed with turkey and dog. Any asian and/or weird food from around the world including fetus.....and CHEETOS

1291348802768

Twinchlian: a cheese and weed pizza

1291351617815

Anonymous: Monster-Style In-N-Out Boiga (it's a westcost thing) amongst a variable boatload of foodie porn!

1291403112367

blackal: Ex Lax, might as well leave a mess when I go.

1291403558923

FLaRP: Electric chair? Dynamite, def.

1291451266332

leashedhate: Filet mignon, lobster tail, garlic mashed potatos and a bullet. Big motherfucking bullet.

1291451370327

Anonymous: i don't fucking care as long as it is stuffed with bacon!

1291500678139

Anonymous: something light i have been trying to lose some weight

1291502535886

Anonymous: As much as possible so I could projectile vomit on my victims family before they strap me in.

1291503625363

WernerWicked: Puddin just Puddin....

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cybersinner

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cybersinner

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fapperdoodle: i'll go with the bacon turtles

1291520614759

Anonymous: ehhh, I'm not that hungry

1291520946254

Lickathesplit: a cyanide pill, wanna cheat those fuckers if i cannot escape...

1291581873856

Anonymous: 9 buckets of KFC...10 would be too much

1291582233386

alanon123: None ya got damn business. nosy fuckers.

1291586156403

Anonymous: A young virgin, complete with a side of astroglide.

1291663036856

Anonymous: Birds nest soup, salmon caviar, duck liver pate, saffron rice, and a nice, pussy-shaped cake with icing made from the pussy juices of Jessica Alba, Anna Sophia Robb and Kate Beckinsale. And for the drink a Yoo-Hoo!

1291667532293

Anonymous: Rice. Fucking love Rice. And maybe a side of cake.

1291669044116

Anonymous: toasted jew

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Anonymous: the warden

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Phadrus: I'll have what ever Hannibal Lector is having.

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cybersinner: the wardens daughter

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fav: you mum

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Munster: Corn pops...

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Anonymous: handcuff keys salad

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RobertPaulsin: ^ lol

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Anonymous: 20 year's worth of Del Taco Combination burritos.

1294558348447

Cock wrangler: Something that is extremely difficult to track down and only in season once every 20 years or something lol

1294559054115

thruster: gallon of milk in 1 hour challenge but with blood.

1294559334684

sohceye: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian durian fruit to stink the joint up.

1294560766436

Anonymous: I think I would make an apeal for a knife so I could do the job myself... wouldnt want those fucking incompetent idiots to fuck something up.

1294897141329

FormerlyAnon: 12 y/os and 13 y/o scotch

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Purplekush420: Cosmic brownies.....a shit load and a nice blunt?? can that be part of a meal haha

1294906046218

Anonymous: T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's Grape

1294907815588

Anonymous: fyi, you only get $20 to spend on it.

1294908829974

JessiSlaughter: powdered sugar on strawberrys with bacon and perogis

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BnSneky: bottle of Jack, then who would care

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Anonymous: cereal. cuz if u keep asking for more milk, u never finish. Thus u're never executed.

1295327554810

Anonymous: a 10 year old girl

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Deputy derp: Apparently you can't order alcohol on death row and the food can only be something that can be made in the cafeteria, only amount to less than $20 or so and it can only be consumed by the inmate on death row. One inmate requested a pizza be delivered to a homeless person but it was denied. Also while they will try to accommodate the request it is not a guarantee.

1295330634802

Anonymous123asd: selena gomez

1295365611376

avaL: Potato.

1295365784106

The Evil Twin: Pussy, with a side order of more pussy!

1295366120234

Anonymous: I'll have a gingerbread man, freshly caught

1295390002604

Anonymous: my neighbors 11 year old daughter

1295397069698

Rumorluvr: Chipotle!!!!

1295398455803

Anonymous: Boxxy

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Gypsygreen: Deputy derp, you missed the whole fucking point

1295426714590

Warg: all you can eat buffet

1295427619929

Anonymous: CHEESE PIZZA MMMMMMM

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Anonymous: Puddi a lot of puddi

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crazyassmofo: Extra Large pepperoni with extra cheese

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Anonymos: Whats in the pic in the thread immidiately below this one

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Anonymous: The person who dies before me.

1295853024377

Anonymous: a bomb, like the one in the kid in the hurt locker. i'm goin out with a bang bitch!

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TinFoilHatGuy

I am CookieMonstaKilla

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Anonymous: a motherfuckin sammich

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Weed: Not sure, but my last drink would definitely be Leninade.

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Oran Gutan: ^Id love to try some of that leninade

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Anonymous: Roast Do-Do Bird stuffed with soft boiled dinosaur eggs ... and take you time with that!!

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aval

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rick james: vagina yo fuck a sangwitch

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Kcsapper: OP's Mom

1298950923175

Anonymous: Blonde soccer player covered in whipped cream

1298951470507

MDMA: ecstasy...... yeah!

1298952275574

Burrgeezy: never ending pancakes at IHOP

1298952351221

Tattoos: All you can eat lobster.

1308609898520

Fa9olore: Gaza Orphan Tear Sorbet

1308653137407

Anonymous: virgin pussy & pizza. no exceptions.

1308672145703

Anonymous: a 12yo girl, 18 yo scotch and a shit load of cocaine

1308678299303

Flarp: babies is a garlic sauce

1308789295200

Anonymous: my last meal would be vicky

1310083084395

Anonymous: Penguine ribs. I bet those would be tasty.

1310711933159

Anonymous: mac and cheese

1310713473932

Chris23: Hmmm... A gun and enough ammo to kill anyone that gets in my way reaching freedom. And pepsi.

1311086953901

Anonymous: teriyaki chicken

1311102190555

Anonymous: pussy. pussy. & more pussy.

1311104500513

danielsimba: warden's daughter

1311220378221

chumpno1: op's mums pussy

1311245150560

kjay: all the pussy with ice cream they can find

1311495539131

Anonymous: A Mc Rib and a Shamrock shake, those two thngs are never on the menu at the same time.

1311501511148

royalblood1985: Hash brownies, last meal and high at the sametime

1313646117946

Anonymous: just hook me up to the fruit roll up factory

1313653084477

Freundchen des Todes: i'd eat myself, starting with my dick, eventually leaving nothing left but my bare asshole, shitting myself out in the middle of the cell --- CHECKMATE, executioners!!!

1313660149387

Anonymous: Pussy a la Charlize Theron, with Michelle Trachtenberg Tart for dessert.

1313715983577

Anonymous: Lots of beans and chili. I heard you void your bowels when you die and I want to give them a little present

1313721508967

Anonymous: All you can eat Chinese. Just keep it coming for 70 years until I die.

1313871518406

Anonymous: pot brownie?

1313886031256

MrPerspective: (facepalm) C4C, I am SO disappoint. Think, guys, THINK! Me, I'd ask for a fresh Dodo egg omelette. They're not cloning these back in existence any time soon. Not if it's just research money aimed at executing a convict...

1313886614468

Weeble: A bowl of fortune cookies...

1313896615907

Anonymous: A dominos pizza with a bottle of pepsi and a reese's peanut butter sunday.

1313897447312

twistedfuck: the ground up deep fried cock, balls, eyes, legs, arms, and liver of every guard, jailer, warden and employee of the prison system in which I was incarcerated.

1313897893957

KofeeAnon: lily84

1313949200573

Edward Cullen: Bella.

1313949834424

Captngeetch: Liver, with fava beans...and a nice chianti...nom nom nom

1313979934277

Raven's Wing: I would have something like cabbage and White Castles or something that causes equally bad and smelly shits so when I voided my bowels from the electric chair or whatever, the executioner and coroner would be assaulted by some horrid stennch that seared their eyebrows off. It would be my posthumous lulziez!

1313998251256

Anonymous: Hemlock. Fuck you, warden!

1313999516572

Bernd d. Brot: lily99 (°o° )

1314025113949

YuLiekPicturz: food

1314025143192

Bernd d. Brot: loly2000 ( ° o ° )

1314025154195

Anonymous: I live in Britain, so it doesn't concern me and I don't go abroad.

1314983245913

Anonymous: yeah, i don't go to the U.S. or any other fundamentalist country, like saudi arabia

1315216774539

Quantum69: Crocodile penis with kangaroo balls, raw.

1315219791678

Anonymous: My little sister's vagina...

1315238090435

Ditch: His sister's Vagina

1318608417687

machineinc: His sister's mother's vagina

1318620795933

Anonymous: Miley Cyrus' younger sisters vagina...

1318631044738

Anonymoot: lolis, plz.

1318728250855

Anonymous: Breakfast at Tiffany's.

1318733255585

Korzo: Your mom...

1318743098186

Anonymous: nigger feces

1318746230785

uberbarf: an omelet from the eggs of a dodo bird

1318748669211

Anonymous: the judge's dick

1318776107882

The Original Spoon: rice

1334004897862

bulbasaur111919: Pounded scat from a double fisted bear.

1334007707947

Chicagosox23: mila kunis :)

1334093062778

Anonymous: Dinner salad with ranch drassing, Beef Wellignton, asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes, dinner roll, Pinot Noir; and for dessert, pumpkin pie with whipped cream and a scoop of French Vanilla ice cream.

1334100084946

Anonymous: Chocolade cake stuffed with lockpicks and 9mm with silencer.

1334195787116

bulbasaur111919: I hear giant turtle meat is tasty.

1334240429625

StormTrooper: Baked beans, cabbage, hardcooked eggs, bran cereal, popcorn. Then stand back when they throw the switch

1334368552568

Lexicon: Same as Ted Bundy: Juice

1334369508331

halfmast: i would like the wardens young daughter

1334390411865

4hrsmn: Either a double bacon chz burger w/ a over easy egg on top, salty steak fries w/ mayo and a chocolate milkshake or a 32oz blood rare ribeye, chili chz tator tots, large curd cottage chz w/ black eye peas & pepper and either a cherry coke or vanilla dr. pepper.... and a 12yo Rika Nishimura on the side.

1334839027797

Anonymous: Oskar Meyer weiners.

1334863320893

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WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER FAPPED TO?

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Anonymoose: lily84 troll face pic

1303748058497

Dr Pwn: 2 kids in sandbox vid

1303748278576

FurryPedestrian: 8497... to bad we can't get moar than that!

1303750674211

Anonymous: The Sound of Music

1303755569507

johnnynothumbs: your mom

1303783937936

Aganonymous: OP's sister

1303784297650

RKB

a wabbit

1303784830617

chumpno1: two dogs fuckin, the bitch was lovin it

1303828298132

Dr Pwn: 2 girls and a cup

1303829259584

Anonymous: Squirrels overhead fucking in a tree

1303829339425

Anonymous: My grandmaw while she was shitting a tapeworm.

1303832882125

lucky luke: my old ass in the mirror

1303839748912

greyhoundpaul: ^ you got a new one? lol

1303917753393

EvoStar

<---Was fapping to this til I found this----->:120085:

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Aganonymous: ^ fail

1304090977986

EvoStar: lol, big time

1304111754438

Anonymous

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anononononononononon

1304602000649

Ghostoftime: SHEMALE PORN

1304996747221

Anonymous: Video from Iran of woman being hanged from a crane.

1305596156425

Frozen Puck Sucker: This message

1306985510951

Anonymous: Women pissing

1306986092905

Papa B: Hangar 18 guitar solo.

1307040342122

Froggy Wentacourtn: My Grandma shitting into Grandpa's mouth !

1307040723448

AZO: seafood

1307042439851

Anonymous: hentai videogame

1307235266147

Last_Resort: those naked bitches getting attacked by the facehuggers from Aliens tied with all the Genki Genki movies

1307238766751

BnSneky: sister on web cam

1307238989516

MrSandyNigger

1307242687886

Anonymous: The Golden Girls - Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty always makes my dick hard.

1307246804146

JustGodlike: your mother doing 2 girls one cup on a asian diarrhea movie

1307248696536

gotbanneddontknowwhy: Brazilian shemale scat&vomit party. It was good. And of course asian Guro hentai

1307281451819

Anonymous

1310383845220

TetsuoShima: the sounds of my friends dad and step mom fucking

1310384290842

Anonymous: tina turner live performance

1310384470584

Anonymous: bitch fucking a horse. Yes, my brain is full of fuck, now you all can An Hero urself.

1310401714318

Anonymous: my freinds little sisters worn panties when i stayed over one night

1310418442473

djh123: i dont do that.

1313140054912

Shawnix: HOLY SHIT 5220! im surprised it didn't come out his mouth

1313596571245

DireWolf2012: Midget chick with a big ass.

1328659623155

Anonymous: An episode of two stupid dogs with little red riding hood and canned cheese or something. I mean I didn't really fap "TO" it but I was watching TV all the way.

1328666937769

Anonymous: The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

1329515984148

Anonymous: chun li

1329518425856

Anonymous: golden girls

1329542166964

Anonymous: rollin

1329543256718

Anonymous: friends 8 yo sis panties in the dirty laundry basket in the bathroom for real

1329614587492

Hughbie: ^help is available at the nearest gun store.

1329615026704

Anonymous: allah while imagining he was fucked by muhammad and Albanian donkey

1329646020433

Tattoos: Pics of of old hairy pussy/ass.

1329891153665

Anonymous: childrens swimsuit catalog pedobear approves

1329958508913

Anonymous: this

1334318557831

MadNiggerish

1334342145875

mischievious: hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!111

1334342209402

bulbasaur111919: Road kill badger.

1334342464759

Queefly: A Sears Christmas Wishbook. I really, REALLY wanted that Hot Wheels track.

1334461890526

fuckyermother: DEATH METAL

1334466548517

Canucklehead: Anne Murray singing "White Dove".

1334694692105

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How can the world possibly end in 2012, If I have a yogurt that expires in 2013?

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J: The christians need something to eat on that plane ride to Heaven - I'm going to hell for posting that aren't I ?

1284477828239

ivorylc: LOL

1284587182549

Harald Kloser: <- LOLOLOLOL *brain meth*

1284591470361

Anonymous: The Mayan Calendar ends in 2012 because that's when ALL the new stone calendars come out - DUH!!!

1284592692977

Flarp: *sheesh* Maybe hitler was right. But, to save your ass from an oven you would have to score at least 100 on an IQ test.

1284644573289

Limerick: Would work for me if IQ tests were viable markers of intelligence. I say just an application process for having a child.

1289199028911

Flarp: Only problem is many children are made without a flight plan. Be cool to turn off the eggs til its the right time.

1289201670972

ElCapitan: Not Stephen Colbert is Ungenius

1289217013827

Greeft: That's some long life fucking yoghurt.

1289217350389

Cuntfux: 2977 >>> The Mayan Calendar ends in 2012 because the guy carving it got bored and thought "fuck it, that's enough"

1289255563747

Anonymous: It's the whole Y2K thing all over again and there will be a lot of fucktards who will believe it. Again.

1289255825941

Anonymous: take that Mayan fags

1289965285510

Anonymous: the world cannot end in 2012 for one simple fact, and that fact is....

1290049075509

Anonymous: my drivers lincese doesn't expire until 2013

1290049088957

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Homophobes of /b/: - Explain to me what is so wrong with being GAY?

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iprobablyhateyou: you stick your dick in other guys assholes

1289885170667

Anonymous: you think pussy is gross.

1289885539515

Anonymous: you act like fags

1289886009449

rome_: we do have the fucking buttholes thing in common, but i wanna have kids someday

1289886056676

Anonymous: the fact is it's a psycholgical and physical deviance that results in segra-social behaviour; it's not "special" or desirable, it's rather pathetic really...

1289888492505

Cuntfux: Because you make dumb ass posts like this one...

1289898527597

Flarp: I think I have got to agree with Cuntfux. I really don't care where you park your genitals. It's the damned drum beating, parade chanting, glow in the fucking dark rainbow attention whore fest, bull shit that most people get iratated with. I am straight. Those prior three words are my only 'outwardly celebration of it.

1289899043698

Flarp: Why is it that so many gay people have to claim a natural prismatic function of light for a lifestyle with an unnatural act? You being gay means nothing to me. It's all the gay people shoving shit down everyone's throat that pisses people off about gays.

1289899071723

Cuntfux: ^^ Agreed. I don't care what holes you poke. It's not that people hate you, it's that you must feel ashamed and guilty on your own accord to think that you have to justify your sexuality by prancing around telling everyone that "you're gay and proud" when in fact they don't give a rats ass.

1289899362784

chumpno1

1289905637390

Warg: umm.... DEY EAT DA POOPOO.

1289908077404

sickfuck88:

1289932135194

ajmisback: your a corn miner! and thats disgusting

1289932671228

Grund1e: # 1723 - DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

1289933329142

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YuLiekPicturz: its unnatural duh

1289938071610

defeat: Unnatural..? Pretty sure humans are the only animals doing it.

1289941776383

SLIPPY: ^ oh boy get ready to be wrong

1289941920932

SLIPPY

1289942045579

Anonymous: @3698: like the civil rights movement and the women's liberation movement, oppressed groups can be obnoxious when they stand up and "act out" with the newfound hope of being equally deserving of social acceptance. Having to put up with their antics is nothing compared to what they've had to endure. Curious how these 3 groups are the most mocked on this site. @2505: learn 2 compassion.

1289953518451

Anonymous: like religion, you seem to want to shove it down our throats...

1289954714993

Kib420: chumpno1...shopped? god i hope so

1289968228672

Flarp: It's not the homosexuality. It's the fucking gheyness

1290752276354

Pyro: nothing.....i just make the jokes yall niggas alright in my book.....so long as we keep our relationship at "Just friends"

1290841333271

Phadrus: I kinda agree with most of the above. I'm somewhat gay and could never understand the whole "gay pride" thing. Same rights as everyone = yea. Same right to be miserable in a marriage just like straight people = yea. You don't have to be gay to poke someone in the pooper; just kinky.

1290865522243

Munster

Yeah, tell me about it...

1291804973763

admackbar: if everyone were gay that would be the end of the human race. 2 penises dont make a baby. however lesbians are hot

1291805163429

Lickathesplit: Nothing, but don't come begging for adopted children...

1291813628951

Phadrus: Admackbar>> Yes. If everyone was gay, there would be no children. (Short pause. Holds hand to ear.) This just in. I have been told that gay people DO have children, not just adopted children but children of their own. More on this fascinating development as it happens or we learn more. Back to you, Jane.

1291818632493

Lickathesplit: ^your right, first they marry, then acknowledge their feelings, divorce, result is childrens uncertain view to the other partner from former marriage, and the world in general, being bullyed at school and shit.. No worry's here though, i think the world needs some gay kindness, back to you Tarzanian devil..

1291823665357

Frenchie: It's against nature

1291910333658

Phadrus: Against nature. Are you sure?

1291911296117

Anonymous: cause you guys are just a bunch of fucking panziez, who want acceptance from us straight people to go suck a dick, well fuck you, you crybaby homos, you wanna go suck a dick, suck a dick, but fuck you when it comes to the everybody has to accept me or ill be a crybaby homo shit

1291915879572

Anonymous: hows that for straight to the fucking point

1291915972635

Anonymous: chumpno1 = WIN!!!

1291916305917

Zorro: AIDSS

1291916399442

Hitman 47: The only reason gay people do pride parades is because fuckin inbred southerners and republicans talk shit about them and hate them just for being gay.

1291923696633

Phadrus

STOP PICKING ON ME, GUYS!!! I have tender feelings. *sob*

1292001686595

Anonymous: Gay people make me unconfortable. I'm always afraid they'll try to molest me or something...

1292002044806

Frenchie: yeah i'm sure, if it was natural, everybody will had the same sex

1292002966119

Phadrus: You know, I've been sitting here trying to think of something witty and wise to crack at the above comments. I'm just drawing a blank. I just can't think of anything....

1292003453499

Phadrus

Gay people make me unconfortable. I'm always afraid they'll try to molest me or something... *hopefully*

1292003693903

blackal: Being gay is queer.

1292004440997

Anonymous: Y'all throw a ball like girls!

1292023877396

Anonymous: Can't stand the "trance" music!

1292024487712

Anonymous: fucking turd burglars

1292032948844

Anonymous: Being queer is gay.

1292033256682

PUSSYSLAYER: gay presit molested my teacher

1292048219667

Anonymous: i compartmentalise my h8 towards the ghey monority. that way i can walk the streets. an litter. ack. loiter. on strt crnrs

1292048419697

defeat: ^wut

1292048464452

Anonymous: I'd don't care if you take it in the ass....but stop ACTING like a fag. It just makes me want to punch you in the head!

1292049664164

defeat: Stop acting like a straight.. makes me want to act more like a queer.

1292049700437

Anonymous: funny thing: nly guys think i act like a fag, girls get wet and think i might just turn their bf into a eunich if they get too close on the dance floor. u b the judge.

1292049888897

Alastair Bryden: Unicorn and rainbow posters and shit on your dick and assless chaps and Backstreet Boys or Justin Beiber music

1292052258275

Anonymous: i love sucking cock as much as i love playing with mine

1292070234501

that-guy-named: you walk around with a carrot in your ass

1292105978503

Mrbadabing: Bunch of ignorant, bigoted, racist assholes. Go back to jerking off on ur bibles and mammies dirty underwear. Toughest s.o.b. I ever met was a para and meaner/tougher than any of u wankers, more educated (no doubt) and generally good human being. It used to crack me up watching him kick the shit out of several redneck ignoramuses at once. This site is utter shit, a gathering place for the mentally

1292116875593

Anonymous: ^^What a shit packer

1292117580158

that-guy-named: but still you guys walk with carrots in your ass

1292117798395

Munster

Please, tell me more about it...

1292221225846

Phadrus: Correction. We don't walk around as if we have carrots in our ass. We walk around as if someone just pulled the carrot OUT of our ass. Thank you.

1292246658398

Anonymous: shut the fuck up with your questions faggot

1292285305866

Anonymous: LOVE the GAYS

1292474491747

Mankind Sucks: I don't care if you suck cock, but when you act like a fag, and talk with that annoying fucking vocal inflection, I just want to punch you repeatedly in the head until you shut the fuck up!

1292478935554

Anonymous: I don't dislike gays, I bat for the same team myself, but I do dislike flamers. I also hate people like Paulie D. By the way, gay parades are like the nigger parades.

1292479904370

internets: all gays should be gas chambered

1292551570777

Munster

Ohhh come on...

1292833768863

onlylogical: Stop flirting with strait guys at work It's creeps them out and everytime they see your rupaul ass coming their way It makes them feel sick.

1292915546588

Phadrus: Well, you know, if they don't like someone, they can just let them know in casual conversation that they are "taken" or somehow not interested. Don't blame someone else because you don't have the balls to say what you think.

1293024363969

Anonymous

1293091418383

gypsygreen: fags are the new niggers

1293116237102

chrud: it's not like we heteros can have a parade extolling the virtues of fucking pussy. that's sexist. you fags are the haters! lulz

1294596755648

Anonymous: because you are unnatural, wich makes you a failure of the nature. Born being a fag? ok karma really fucked you up

1294770271650

BlazinWeed: Faggotts are the most dirty race in the whole world. they are full of disgrace and shame. Gay ppl should be Stoned to death.

1294770331874

the7rafe7: GAYS TOOK THE RAINBOW! GIVE US BACK OUR DUCKING RAINBOW!!!

1294842703446

crazyassmofo: Fags are worse than Niggers,Check AND Mate.

1294849946162

Anonymous: The Bible says it's wrong-oh wait, no it didn't. No one knows what the line in the Bible we interpreted as "thou shalt not gay" actually means. Also, having a gay man in the immediate family is a sign that you are 2x as fertile as other women/men

1294873902715

anon: um... simple... poo poo is bad... don't eat it or put it on your pee pee

1295498743184

Anonymous: nothing wrong per say....they're just annoying as fuck!

1295501672819

anonymous: gay guys can be douches, but bisexuals are aweseome.

1295509054707

Anonymous: You don't like pussy, then something must be wrong with you and with Catholic priests

1295510989359

Anonymous: 1:0 Europe!

1295549990320

TinFoilHatGuy: Jeff Kingsbury

1295961008760

rock: i haz nothing personaly gainst gays...i just dont want them in my neighborhood

1296044027117

Anonymous: I have no problem with gay guys. They are just like me and you yet they like to fuck asses or get fucked in asses. Its the flaming faggots I hate. They act like idiots in an attempt to act female. And they are just annoying as fuck in general.

1296046947456

tokunbo: becos it aint nice to fuk your fellow man in the ass

1296256133527

Anonymous: seems to be a great deal of repressed gayness here...

1296256656893

Uncle Harvey: If you have to ask, you're too gay to understand

1296268471799

CheeseofdarknesS: cuz its like if you were pooing backwards

1296730223368

Anonymous: Michael Moore is why

1296738087458

Chrijz: Because they have a mental disease, wanting to put a dick up a man's ass...

1296748423765

Anonymous: it's like taking a shit over and over and over.......ahhhhhhh, yes

1296755614628

Feefdoodle: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ this

1297057827830

PUSSYSLAYER: infinite shitting

1297061713652

Anonymous: The problem with gays is that I secretly hate myself and want to channel that anger onto a group of people who are different.

1297079248363

Feefdoodle: no one is going to take the time to see what i was talking about

1297103312270

Wr104Gamma: population control, won't steal my girlfriend, have excellent taste, and can line up the back of my fade.. Doesn't bother me any but you can't babysit my son

1297158481375

Anonymous: Faggotry's fine: it's nature's way of preventing the degenerates from breeding.

1304079946111

Anonymous: There's no "gay gene" btw. But there is an "excellent interior design" gene that seems to affect most of them.

1304317353902

precious: I don't understand gay people because: what is the difference between transexual and shemale ?

1304332611899

Anonymous: ^ google it moron

1304334184201

precious: ^ does google know more than god ?

1304334375868

Anonymous: ^ must be the product of inbreed

1304334488720

precious: ^ must be from USA and got a butthurt

1304334599441

Alkarnur: It's not so much the sexual act as the values that accompany it. Homosexuality, whether male or female, carries in its bowels the hatred/resentment of the opposite sex. It promotes (whether knowingly or not) a culture that is anti-heterosexual and against the "traditional" (more like the "biology-sanctioned") versions of masculinity and femininity. It is also symptomatic of a culture that despises

1304343715308

Alkarnur: ...masculinity, namely the West. Whether we like it or not, competitiveness, aggressiveness, protectiveness, bravery and a bunch of other male values and stuff, e.g. strong attraction to women come in a package we call "masculinity", they can't be fragmented. They are very strongly correlated. I'm not a a homophobe, I'm anti-homosexual. I also don't appreciate how mainstream heterophobia has becom

1304343951233

Alkarnur: ...especially among liberals. Homosexuals presume that all opposition to homsexuality is Bible-based, it's not. I'm antitheist and I have very strong secular and family values. You're looking for an answer that's beyond the scope of comments on C4C.

1304344073893

Anonymous: its unnatural .... mother nature probaly disaprovea

1308707455617

Anonymous: its unnatural .... mother nature probaly disaproves

1308707462469

Anonymous: ^^^ agreed

1308711692709

honghavok: AIDS/HIV.

1308768651482

Anonymous: If you knew the price for sexual perversion you would think twice, even thrice...

1308769053680

Did you know: BlazinWeed is a Arab. No Exceptions!

1308779978282

MrPerspective: I don't fuck women's asses either. I think it's equally gross. (Well... almost. Less hairy body = less gross.)

1310609801445

Anonymous: You wanna know what's wrong with being gay? Go to a "Pride" parade and look at the sick fucks walking around with their balls hanging out, dildos stuck to their heads, wearing gimp suits, etc. That's not being gay, that's being obnoxious and offensive, and it's what your sexuality has been glorified as.

1310625053903

Midgeinc: ^ well said dude. In a nutshell.

1310625369192

Anonymous: nothing

1314079026923

Anonymous: Successful troll is successful

1314084240397

Anonymous: Most people on the world dont care about who fucks whom, i mean if you like it up the ass, have it your way, but why the fuck do you faggots have to tell everyone around you. I dont see me wearing a T-Shirt with the line: "I like to fuck vaginas", so you faggots just shut up and live your life without pressing the homosexuality all around you.

1314094215170

HWood: silly faggots - dix r 4 chix!!

1314117075560

Alkarnur: Heterosexuality and homosexuality don't mix, either both mother and father are indispensible or they can be replaced (as homosexuals do, with two "daddies" or two "mommies") or removed (as feminism does by removing fathers from families via anti-male divorce).

1314128997657

Alkarnur: *by FORCIBLY (and without consent) removing fathers from families...

1314129095199

niggapleaz: ^^ Cool story bro! :)

1314129206635

froggywentacortn: sucking dick

1314143402549

Anonymous: u mad gayfags?

1314208699144

Anonymous: During a statistical analysis during the 80's, it was found that gay male penises were on average 1/3" proportionally bigger than straight male penises.

1314341019153

Anonymous: it makes your dick stink

1314595185804

As-whole: #1 reason: your asshole is not meant to have anything stuck up it, only for poop to come out. #2 can't make a baby would've never survived as humans without that #3 you will go to hell if you believe in Christianity. Read the bible, it says it straight plain English for all you dumb gays thinking God loves everyone lmao. Idiots.

1314601466790

MrPerspective: So... in order to not go to Hell I just have to not believe in all that bigot shit? NICE! Done. :-)

1314714435785

Anonymous: Yet what breeders do to women is far worse.

1317650995116

Anonymous: Not a damn thing. Close your eyes and an asshole is an asshole and a mouth is a mouth. So either bend over or suck my dick.

1317672666317

Anonymous: My opinion is irrelevant to your choices. But you are questioning your lifestyle by asking me for approval. And that is a rather clear indicator that you yourself believe something to be wrong with it.

1317709676772

Anonymous: Homophobes don't like the notion of being the subject of sexual harassment.

1318512700939

Anonymous: I think the fact that most gay porn actors claim to be straight but gay for pay is bullshit because a real straight man wouldn't enjoy getting a cock up his ass. If he accepts the fact he's gay it's fine but if you deny what you are, then you suck!

1319172126117

Lexicon: Worst thing about being gay is the worst thing of any other PERSONAL choice someone makes (eg religion, politics, etc): Constantly trying to force other people to go beyond tolerance to acceptance.

1319174085153

HWood: S-Y-P-H-I-L-I-C. Case closed....

1325200314646

Syphilic: ^u mad?

1325201413169

Anonymous: Cause looking at guys does absolutely nothing to my dick. Yet just thinking about HWood naked on her bed ramming a big black horse size dildo up her wet little cunt makes my dick go BOING!!!

1325206434854

Anonymous: the vagina makes natural juives that accept the penis(going wet). the anus doesn't. the anus also contains an unnaturally high amount of bacteria. the anus also doesn't open naturally like the vagina, and gets "stretched". also all fags are just fucking sick.

1325223642282

Anonymous: Everything /thread

1325255132427

Anonymous: Gay Pride day's....who fucking cares...hey I'm a fag!....so fucking what you pole smoking disease bag.....

1325534852130

Anonymous: Because it's your fag asses that make SANCTORUM!

1326061792197

Anonymous: i know this is off topic but further up in this thread is a pic of a seriously ugly woman - look at this do the h t t p thing then add //pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=77785

1326063937713

Moongrim: People Hate what they're jealous of.

1326119951808

Anonymous: Being gay doesn't boter me, but why do you have to talk lik that? I supposed to believe all gay people were born with a lisp?

1326119958679

Anonymous: You're not "gay", you're a bunch of sick, perverted faggots. The reason I hate faggots is the same reason I hate drug addicts.

1326171617200

Bunglicker: BlazinWeed, Syphilic. Nuff said.

1329750143982

Anonymous: meh?

1329767596856

Anonymous: What is so wrong with being GAY? ... The FACT that you ARE gay.

1329877881171

Anonymous: It's not that we're homophobes, it's just that we are not into chicks with hair on their tits, and dudes playing with each other's ass.

1329881736851

Anonymous: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^...other than that, we have no strong opinion.

1329885300577

Anonymous: means you are also an AMERICUNT

1329958795842

Anonymous: Gay= Awesome , Straight= Meh.

1333503606994

Spartak: all

1333510134521

Anonymous: emotional imbalance, impaired perception of gender roles/identity, against the biological norm, tightly knit to other psychological disorders.

1333565449945

anon anon: ....actually its a good question to ask. . . Mostly, joe public is just assumed to be anti-gay (and treated as such) - - - maybe these gay activists should ask THMSELVES this question, as they seem to be the ones banging on about it......?

1333575657910

anon anon: ...AND....wats with not loving pussy? man,really?

1333575821465

Anonymous: GAy people are sick nasty

1333855416142

Anonymous: My balls smell like bacon

1333860724896

Anonymous: it is unnatural and against the evolution...

1333867101168

Kuder: Homosexuality is known in over 400 Species, Homophobia in only one. So what is unnatural? Think about it. (By the way, i am straight.)

1333878613825

Anonymous: theres some spiders that dont mix their DNAs, all same DNA stuff reproduction - they're onesexual - maybe it would be more useful for humanity to become one gender

1333879305786

Anti-PC: Humans would´ve died out if everyone were faggots, which proves it´s just wrong to be a filthy faggot. Although most people are assholes (especially negroids, semites (jewboys and arabs) and gypsies), so maybe it´s for the better that humans die out.

1333884865483

Arschloch33: 6676 has a point (but strictly speaking, I shouldn't answer as I haven't been asked)

1333894441913

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If guns cause crime, do cameras cause child porn?

question (214) , camera (39) , gun (172) , cp (66)

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Anonymous: Very interesting and good observation there.

1283551965366

WannaEatFud: yes. kill all cameras before they take over the world.

1283552006199

anon: it is a good question. let's theorize about it.

1283552451681

Anonymous: Please believe me, i speak the truth. Dara is a rapist

1283552557650

Anonymous: Spoons made Oprah FAT!

1283552602327

RiddleMeThis: Oh no . . . maybe children cause child porn! *gasp*!

1283556775235

chrud: extrapolation- do vagina's cause rape?

1283557955426

WannaEatFud: vagina's are funny

1283559888841

Nickeh43: Definitely. Every time a camera is made, another child becomes a victim of CP.

1283560983916

Anonymous: The person who wroth that must been retared

1283561578861

NSFW: ^ Irony overload. Commence suicide process immediately.

1283561619439

Anonymous: Only if they're lucky cameras :D

1283577323957

Anonymous: only if they're digital cameras... and owned by an ASSHOLE...

1283578535930

Anonymous: Most people aren't responsible enough to own either

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Anonymous: In a word.. yes. technically

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interwebz: confusion say: if tree fall in forest does it make a sound?

1283907124786

Anonymous: must , , buy , , more , , cameras

1284345165170

Anonymous: no pedo bear does

1284348602420

Flarp: No, they do not. Children cause it. Eliminate children. Eliminate CP

1284350920946

Alkarnur: << If only!

1284352938647

Flarp: Yes, it's in the new Minolta. You press a button and a cock flies out of the camera right into a child.

1284406692943

Old Gringo: Is that an old Grendel (pre Kel-Tec)

1284527092227

Anonymous: lol - I see what u did there

1284528703177

Anonymous: can I have some of what you were smoking when you came up with that?

1285279643635

Anonymous: Actually a newer Grendel. The old ones were top loaders. The model in this pic takes aclip.

1285280398578

Hellcat1138: "wroth" is wrote fuckface, cp=alive;gun=dead do the fucking math, THE MORE YOU KNOW>0<

1285311138515

Anonymous: stupid statement.guns are made for killing, which is almost almways a crime. 99.9999....% of movies are not child porn

1285382726881

Anonymous: id like to see a legal document where a gun is charged, peoples actions not tools determine WTF happens to them

1286337529169

Cogent: Do matches cause arson?

1286668854243

mrisom2009: I'm a prowd gun owner and i have a camera too. I just don't take pictures of the little girls that I'm cumming in at gunpoint. Duh.

1289346717253

Anonymous: I think your strange and untenable opinion about firearms is one of the main reason that makes americunts the freaks they are, and why US fail so hard.

1289349254165

Leashedhate: Reminds me of the joke about twenty eight year olds.

1289349591445

Hellcat1138: that is what murder is worse than cp i rather have pic of me as a 5yo or baby out there in the net that die with a bullet to the head or worse, hell i prob. like sucking dick as a little kid an eating a bullet. murders go to hell cp perv go to heaven

1289425756130

Eastpunk: Right or wrong- if someone points one of these at you just smile and wait for the flash.

1293132153551

Hellcat1138: lol here here that is so fuckn tru. im loling so hard

1293133243292

Anonymous: nah, they nick you for speeding...

1294705993247

/b/: I hate people who say "guns kill people." People have been killed by spoons, let's ban those too.

1294789061564

Anonymous: FALSE LOGIC, if you point a camera at someone, it just takes a picture!! It does not turn them into naked children.... If you point a gun at someone and shoot them it WILL seriously injure/kill them

1294808470853

BlazinWeed: it is illuminati who controls all the CP in the world

1294808511756

John135: Interesting logic, but if that were true, we'd all be in trouble!

1294808871916

Anonymous: Before guns people killed each other in great numbers and will continue to do so after guns.

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GalacticStar: No Gee oh dee causes cp

1300726130645

precious: yeah smartass, with guns you can also cook and shove it up your ass and cameras you can throw into people faces, but i agree in general

1300727770400

Anonymous: NO, THE LEADING CAUSE OF PAEDOPHILIA IS SEXY CHILDREN

1300748644488

Anonymous: Guns' only use ist to kill people. You can do other stuff with cameras besides CP. Like.. um.. you know.. other stuff.

1307387626648

Anonymous: gunfacts.info

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Anonymous: does a child get raped if there's no one nearby to hear it ?

1307388716278

Lickathesplit: Flawed reasoning : 1) Guns don't cause crime, crime exists since property was "invented" 2) Cameras don't cause CP, children are depicted and drawn throughout history, even when adults had sex with them, statues are sculptured etc. etc. The answer to your question is ; humans cause crime and cp

1307389657184

Lickathesplit: http://demotivationalwall.com/319-WTF

1307393062625

NSFW: IF I HANG A DICK FROM MY CAMERA AND THERE IS NO-ONE AROUND TO HEAR IT THEN WHO WAS PHONE??

1307397774792

copperware: that depends on- wait, wat?

1307400358508

Anonymous: DUDE, I GOT SECURITY CAMERAS ALL AROUND MY HOUSE.

1307415409363

Grave: SHIT, THIS IS A SMALL FUCKING GUN RIGHT THERE.

1307522512501

Anonymous: BRO, I GOT GUN TURRETS ALL AROUND MY HOUSE THAT ARE CONNECTED TO SECURITY CAMERAS. they will fire upon any unknown person when they are set to 'armed'

1307560857285

Anonymous: word

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Mesrine76: I´ll try to explain myself despite of the limits of my english: this kind of silogism is completely stupid and absurd , it doesn´t work and using it only demonstrates an exercise of demagogy!!! I have another one: God is Love, Love is blind, Stevie Wonder is Blind, then...Stevie Wonder is God!

1307574106578

Mesrine76: you see it? Don´t insult our intelligence! take some logic lessons...

1307574264639

Anonymous: Only Logical

1315920578373

nigel: If guns kill people and cameras cause child porn then do women cause rape

1320465788208

vincent859: Correct, Nigel.

1320465833966

Anonymous: Spatulas don't flip pancakes, but a spatula makes it much easier to do so.

1320497297807

BnSneky: ^^^hahahaha

1320499900507

Anonymous: Well Cops don't like cameras, do they?

1320502455292

Anonymous: who uses cameras to capture their CP? HD video is where it's at!

1320520391922

royalblood1985: fuck HD man lol, it's all 3D now :P, get with the times lol

1320535266722

Tattoos: Grendel .380, second edition with detachable 10 rd. mag.

1326767479987

Anonymous: ohh! my first digital camera! I bought it so I could take pictures of me and my girlfrind fucking... good memories

1326818140292

Anonymous: Cars cause Drunk Driving

1326826103654

Anonymous: Hey, that's my defence on those child porn charges!

1333723190660

Anonymous: can you point your camera at someone and say: GIMME MONEY OR IMMA MAKE CP OUTTA YOU

1333794584730

Quantum69: Ban all cameras & guns

1333795434493

Quantum69: & ban women too.

1333795482622

Lexicon: A world without cameras is a world without child porn.

1333803052754

Anonymous: ^ a world without child porn, it's a world I do not want to live in.

1333835047594

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How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movement?

question (214) , yahoo (36) , blind (7) , wipe (6) , toilet (123)

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HanoverRed: Dumb cunt, never stop wiping

1303419270541

Anonymous: <she dumb

1303419322209

Twinchlian: Yeah... now that you mention it. How?

1303419649638

Greeft: Their dogs are trained to sniff their asses. If it needs more wiping they bark.

1303419841151

greyhoundpaul: Im curious!

1303477143571

Mittens: When the paper no longer has flavor?

1303827866457

Furore23: ^ AAAAAAAH GOD WHY

1303828164581

Anonymous: smell of the paper goes to barely there i am blind

1304654785661

Greeft: ^This is why we have punctuation.

1304654935907

Limerick: Maybe there isn't punctuation in braille?

1304655246950

Greeft: ^It's just a shitload of periods all jumbled together.

1304655852144

Anonymous: 1151: I laffed.

1304657351465

ivorylc: ^ u did the right thing.

1305537698351

admackbar: QUESTION: how to deaf people wake up? alarm clock??

1305558091315

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Who is more talented? - Jimmy Hendrix or Justin Bieber?

Yahoo question jimi hendrix justin bieber

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Anonymous: O-MFG, this makes me want to do terrible things. I'm FUkKiN RaGIn gUIz!!!!

1280174940665

Anonymous: what a sad sad world we live in

1280175017229

Anonymous: but that's always going to be the answer when a retard asks a retard

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iprobablyhateyou: thats a shame for the future of our world

1280235579827

Anonymous: it's a good job women need men to breed

1280235940565

Anonymous: I came closer to crying on this one than anything I've seen on C4C yet

1280265031726

BigBootay: People are just getting more and more stupid as time goes by.

1280265135159

Warg: There are no real answers on Yahoo! Answers.... just the retarded masses.

1280301907602

Wr104Gamma: the bewildered herd are getting more and more disconnected with reality

1280302887254

Anonymous: fuck yea justin bieber <3

1280437412910

the7rafe7: :'(

1280542150216

Anonymous: Hendrix you half-witted Cybertronian and you call yourself a Decepticon!!!!!

1280542357551

ezpz: thats not even a damn question, Hendrix is legendary, justin beiber will be gone as soon as he hits pubirty

1281243788205

Anonymous: Bieber-Fag ISN'T talented - he's PROMOTED... he's a DISNEY girl...

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NigBickDigger: shit, justin hendrix is the shit.

1281247206398

Anonysomething

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craptastic90: they are both overrated pop music

1281292915450

WHATGOD: just cuz hes a nigger he's not better than a 16 year old faggot from canada?

1281307050922

Anonymous: Why the fuck are you dumbasses even arguing this. It is clearly posted as sarcastic humor.

1281307247604

ThelemicMage: AAARRRRGGHHH. Fuck. Fuck. Fffuuucckkk!! I want to go kill a teenager all of a sudden. Fuck it I'm gonna ride around and find one.

1281309410177

Uncle Harvey: Try Yahoo! Search - it says so at the bottom

1281315470359

RedLight: justin who?

1281485419499

Anonymous: http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=114719

1281485567179

Redrocco: Jimi had more talent in his little finger while stoned,drunk and tripping than any 3 Disney-manufactured popstars combined.....

1281619900595

Anonymous: REPORT ABUSE!!!

1281623121380

Anonymous: I know it is sad, but this is true. There are so many idiots on this planet that it makes me sick

1281630606807

Anonymous: fucking kill that justin fag!!!! jimi his the biggest rock god of them all!!!

1282948123905

Anonymous: This makes me want to strangle a group of pre-teen girls

1282971299719

Anonymous: Hendrix sucks.

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beepb00p: hendrix was an over-rated nigger who used a wah wah pedal. he should have choked to death on vomit in 1965 and spared us all his idiot crappy playing guitar with his teef.

1283096570587

Anonymous: It sure smells like troll faggot in here...

1283203576451

Onymous: We already know that the world is full of dumbfucks, we don't need to post pictures to prove THIS.

1283290181311

Cannedhuman: this is what Justin Bieber do

1283381980945

Anonymous: PPPHHFFFTTT, bieber can suck Jimmy's dick while he does a 10 minute solo.

1283386033220

Anonymous: This makes me lose any faith I had for this next generation

1283404338320

ANNONAMOOSE: omfg what us happening to the world?

1283800989374

Flarp: Does Bieber suck more than Hendrix rocked? Use absolute value brackets to compare values.

1283847681318

:(: Just sad...

1285180044490

Anonymous: Obvious trollbait is obvious

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HOLLYWOOD: STUPID PEOPLE JIMMY HENDRIX IS A FUKING LEGEND WTF THIS MAKE WANNA DO TERRIBLE THINGS HOW YOU COMPARE THE GREAT HENDRIX WITH THAT GARBAGE OF BIEBER

1287442516374

Anonymous

successful troll is successful

1287442657686

FSS: Someone's mom should have chosen the coathanger...

1287442673393

AwesomeAnonymous!: well I don't give a shit bout hendrix, and I dunno anything about bieber but this shit ain't funny, it's boring as shit. gtfo

1288721145449

Fowll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTrBY3jgroo Who The Fuck Is Justin Bieber? Hendrix FTW

1292762074750

Anonymous: Look, I know that Justin Bieber isn't very popular here, but it really needs to be pointed out to you people, that Justin Bieber is an exceptionally talented musical artist. He is undoubtedly more talented than Jimmy Hendrix, which is borne-out by the fact that he sells more records now than Hendrix. I know its not popular to say as much in here, but Bieber has more talent than hasbeen Hendrix

1292763003291

Lickathesplit: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1292763666936

Weed: I hate the YouTube generation so much it's unreal.

1292764219372

Anonymous: Time to kill some babyfags...

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Anonymous: Fail & Gay... Hendrix was a music god.

1292823617247

Anonymous: i fear for the future

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Munster: I've seen it before... happen every fuckin decade... thank god for the "grunge" era and me living on the 90's...

1292923310162

Psilofyr: Stop it! I'm laughing so hard that it hurts.

1292923563704

LionelCosgrove: The Fuck ... !

1292923742659

LionelCosgrove: The Fuck ... ! Iget you some ....

1292923760734

Anonymous: i hate the fuckin world

1292924403139

Hitmancodename47: Sadly this probably wasn't a troll but a stupid pre teen dumbfuck who doesn't know what real music sounds like. What has the world come to?

1292969519655

Anonymous: You answered your own question Hitman. What the world has come to is stupid teen dumbfucks.

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Grund1e: Sadly the stupid kids that wrote this will vote one day.

1292970960770

Quadra: If his music is on the radio 40+ years later he can have the props.

1293047354838

Anonymous: youtube. com/watch?v=flZIU_TbL5o

1293049454427

Anonymous: I shall shoot myself.

1295741630313

Anonymous: ^ that's a bit drastic...

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Banshee5: this is really unfair to compare... The present day has more ways to spread music than the 60's. Things were a lot different back then,

1295744145729

Banshee5: ow and btw I don't truly hate Justin Bieber, I just hate his overexagerating fans. I actually haven't even heard a song of him (I know it's odd) but something tells me I don't wanna... Ignorance is bliss right?

1295744316287

Cunt81: *Facepalm*

1298064054481

Anonymous: Bieber is my idol. He pisses everyone off. I like that.

1302316424978

Anonymous: jimi hendrix was lame too. but not comparable to justin's lameness.

1302435434145

precious: Artists are nowadays organizations (not bands) that create sounds on computers, make a playback for CD & live performance. They all failed as humans on MTV.

1302438643207

Deputy Derp: Yahoo answers: the cesspool of stupidity.

1302444211151

Squirrley1: Hendrix of course...Beiber is just a fuking joke...

1302455328476

Anonymous: Yahoo - Never mention Hendrix again. Ever.

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HalfMast: iv got to check out some of those yahoo answers

1303167914644

Glennocide

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Razor187: The only thing Justin Bieber is good for is fucking like a little bitch.....Hendrix is Awesome!

1307325075288

Fino...: Prepare to rage on berserker mode...

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Hughbie: You are seriously shitting me RIGHT? HOW the FUCK do you dare compare Hendrix to that faggy haired tiny dick manufactured music faggot....RRRAAGGGEEEE.......WTF.....this is a headfuck moment...this must be a troll moment...it has to be...no-one would post shite like this without expecting a rocket up their arse

1311667253964

Anonymous

^ Butthurt much?

1311697484763

HWOOD: Bieber is Diddy's butt-plug!

1311701191945

Anonymous: Bieber looks like he can ride cock like no tomorrow !!!

1311701300923

Anonymous: fucking jimi hendrix rules justin bieber can suck a nigga mans dick!

1326030327540

BnSneky: hahahahaha

1326030400817

Anonymous: This kind of questions is like "Who is hotter, Angelina Jolie, or Emma Watson"?

1326040423960

Anonymous: Soulja Boy is more talented !

1326040834775

HungLoh: Yet another reason that the USA is doomed.

1326044661517

Anonymous: Talented at what ? Sucking Dicks = Justin Beiber / Being a nigger AIDS carrier = Jimmy Hendrix

1326051082518

Anonymous: Who the fuck is JIMMY Hendrix? Do you faggots mean JIMI Hendrix? However, both JIMMY AND JIMI are more talented than Justin Bieber? Fuck, Rebecca Black is more talented than Justin Bieber.

1326083601912

Rebecca Black: ^Thank You :)

1326085599965

Grund1e: I can fling poop and have it be more talented than Justin Bieber!!

1326142159255

Anonymous: First of all you all discriminate black people and now u all seem to be choosing for the black guy's side...make up your minds!~Jimmy Hendrix over JB anytime

1326145444442

Arschloch33: Doesn't it occur to anybody that Bieber means "beaver" in German…

1326150091791

Vongola XI: Oh man

1326528908915

Anonymous: Hendrix was only part nigger. His talent came from his non-nigger genes.

1326538124507

Anonymous: ^^^^I have never discriminated against black people. However, I have discriminated against niggers. Get a clue, troll.

1326558838830

Raimey_D: Even I know that and I barely know anything about Jimi Hendrix

1326566872117

Peckerhead: Gave up my dream of being a brain surgeon to become a "double naught spy,"

1326569895408

Queefly: It depends. If the subject is

1333395963478

Queefly: It depends. If the subject is "Who's more talented at sucking cocks and giving rimjobs", it's Bieber hands down.

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DUDE, IMAGINE IF, LIKE, WE CALL COLORS THE SAME NAME BUT LIKE IN REALITY WE SEE THEM DIFFERENTLY AND, LIKE, WE'VE BEEN CONDITIONNED TO CALL BLUE BLUE, BUT LIKE, WE SEE DIFFERENT THINGS

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bongripper420: dude, ive thought that since i was a kid man

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Anonymous: Like, think about it... what if we called a TV a Car, and a Car a TV. "Come on guys, lets drive the TV to your Tommies sister's house.". Tommy's got a hot sister.

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sickfuck88: ^ ^^ share the fucking weed

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bongripper420: heheehe

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Pyro: Thats deep bro

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crackerkiller5: dog is tripping balls

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Grave: go to sleep dog... go to sleep.

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Leat: I've been telling people the same shit for years, and they all say im an R-tart, but i think its really possible!

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Anonymous: Except that the common denominator is the wave lengths of the light. So we are infact sharing the same experience..unless you are color blind..in which case you are broken human and need to be shot.

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Anonymous: ^ lol

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Anonymous: fuck dude, i first thought about that shit when i was 12!

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Anonymous: stoners are fucking stupid

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Anonymous: ^you're a fucking faggot

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Madafaca: yeah yeah... these stories when ur fukin stoned :^)

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Anonymous: Dude! we could drive our TV to go get a new car, although my wallet ate my dog, so you might to stop at the cash to get some bank for the car.

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Mrnorco: lol wat?

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Anonymous: ive imagined the same thing since i was a kid, what if i see blue as red and you see blue as green but both of us have been conditioned to call it blue and so invariably we call it blue

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Twinchlian: Dude... imagine if every civilization comes to the point where they invent the large hadron collider and inevitably they turn their solarsystem to a black hole and by counting black holes you can count Gods FAILs... maaaan.

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ivorylc: that´s one smart bear

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ANNONAMOOSE: FUCK THIS IS SO WEIRD! IVE THOUGHT THAT SINCE LIKE A YEAR AGO... fuck me thats cool.. fuck me i wish i was high right now....

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MDMA: dude, I so get what you're saying.... and...what were we talkin bout?

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Anonymous: Wait, what?

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Attention Horse: But that opens the argument about nuggets, so...

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Attention Horse: ^Uh... WTF... I wrote niggers not nuggets. Fucking hate whe iPhone makes me look like a bigger retard than I already am. Fuck you Steve Jobs!

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Anonymous: i thought often about this...im kinda philosoraptor i guess

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Anonymous: do i even give the slightest fuck about that?

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clownichter: ^Shithead

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Cunt81: ^Buttshit

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clownichter: ^Asshat

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Lethal: Cocaine's a hell ova drug

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Last_Resort: Man i hate this stoner shit

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Nimpie: That would explain why hippies wear such horrible color combinations.

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Anonymous: this is ameriturd retard speak

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Anonymous: spendings endless rdo's lurking on chan4chan priceless :) There are some things in life money can"t buy. I don't want those things :)

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NorwayJunkie: Perception is an illusion *Albert Einstein

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Anonymous: RIP doxxy, queen of /b/arking

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BogFlogger: i've thought this since i was a kid (longer than most of you have been alive). I noticed that my left eye and right eye register color different. So if my two eyes see it different, and they have the same frickin' genes, imagine someone else totally different.

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BnSneky: ya, what if

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Anonymous: ^^ stool story bro.

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Anonymous: i have always thought this wtf else are we all thinking about but not discussing .. mind fucked right now

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Anonymous: I thought about this since I was two.

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rome_: hit not safe for work, fresh, then no bumping

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Anonymous: type nigger

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iprobablyhateyou: pull out my cock

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NSFW: I return to an image I posted and say 'OP here, forgot to log in'

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Anonymous: same as rome_

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SickNote: @NSFW lol

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Anonymous: Troll like there's no tomorrow

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DutchGuy: shit bricks

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WhiteShark: fresh mode on

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Furore23: News, Comments, Karma, Incoming, Chat, Archive.

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Ferrum: /Incoming

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Koen: Random

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Anonymous: ^ funny guy.

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spoon: Seriously, now i can't see the new bachelor frogs and shit like that. And even if i was to sign up or whatever this has got to kill the amount of uploads. Just stupid. It would be nice to have a formal explanation for why this change.

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spoon: In other words, BAWWWW!

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gov'na: cybersmack your face

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SouthernPride: i scroll

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MrPerspective: Pimp mah karma, bee-hatch!

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What if gear 1 turns at the speed of light

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Greeft: The other gear turns at the speed light too. One revolution at the speed of light on the left one is 2.5 revolutions at the speed of light on the second one.

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defeat: If it moves at the speed of light it turns into pure energy and no longer is a cog (gear). The instant it isn't a cog..the other cog doesn't matter..though, the second cog would have reached lightspeed before..etc and so on.

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Anonymous: Which part of it would be turning at the speed of light? The rotational speed is degrees/sec, not m/sec, and each point along thg the radius of the cog will be travelling at a slightly different speed than it's neighbour. If the teeth on the larger gear are generally reaching light speed, then the teeth on the smaller gear will reach lightspeed at about the same time.

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defeat: This is why the speed of light is improbable to achieve

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chrud: it melts!

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Anonymous: No, defeat, that's because of something else entirely - E=mc2 has little to do with the question presented here.

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Anonymous: Which part of gear 1 is moving at the speed of light? The inner part or the outer part?

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Anonymous: WHERE IS YOUR COG NOW?

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Anonymous: someone get Spaceley's Sprockets or Cogswell Cogs on the case...if the Jetsons can't answer this no one can!

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Anonymous: What if I shit in it while it's spinning at the speed of light?

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chrud: unhypothetically, it DOES melt from the heat of friction generated by the intermeshing cogs long before lightspeed. i farted...

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Flarp: Lightspeed can be traveled at. Acceleration to lightspeed is considered possible. The next question is obvious. I can't answer that one, though. And, there is no gear that could withstand the acceleration torgue, and friction, or even the centrivical force. Even trying this would be bad.

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Greeft: chrud and Flarp you are right, nothing could withstand the stresses, but if you deem this to be a thought experiment you can the say what might happen if a strong enough substance existed.

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Bongochops: This seems all very clever, but which gear is gear 1?

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Anonymous: Well I can't see any tits....

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Limerick: There's a great fallacy here. That is, they both move at the same speed. The smaller gear just completes it's revolution in a shorter period. So nothing would happen if gear 1 turned at the speed of light if even it could.

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Anonymous: Defeat, It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level..

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Flarp: Same speed, huh? gearboxes no longer work ;-)

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Flarp: The only matierial that might be able to hold up is chucknorrisium

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Greeft: Exactly Limerick, that's what I said right at the top. Whatever speed the cogs of the gear turn at the cogs of the small gear will move at the same speed, there is just less cogs so it will complete more revolutions.

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SLIPPY: its actually called a spur gear. Single celled creature sits on the end of a minute-hand of a clock with its pseudo-pods dangling. Seems to be moving really fast when he looks down. Same creature moves to the inside of the minute hand and looks down.

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Anonymous: Slippy.... Go make me a sammich

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Anonymous: it's quite possible that any circular object (like a gear or a wheel) turning at light speed would disrupt it's own time/space continuum and possibly shift dimensions and external time relativity; this is one of the most intriguing explanations for UFO behaviour...

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Flarp: Regarless, somehow I know I am going to lose money, and someone will laugh at me

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Nickeh43: Yes but who was phone?

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chrud: greeft, i will deem this a thought experiment. i think... that if gear one rotated at lightspeed, it would have to be phasing in an out of 10 demensional space, which would make it energy, since only energy behaves this way. both cogs. light. i farted again.

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Furore23: Come on guys, don't fall for this Evilutionist propaganda, all good Christians know there's no such thing as 'light'.

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Anonymous: speed of light is distance, not rpm you jackass!

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Nickeh43: Quite so, Furore. Cogs, indeed are also a fallacy.

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dodgeboy: my dodge has 3.21 gears but scotty can only get er uo to about 100 mph ,

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Flarp: Ok. I am going to perform this experient in real life. I will need help, though. First, can someone hook me up with some light. And, I'll need some gers. And, does anyone know where to get any speed?

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chrud: i can find you some speed, but light may be a problem...

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Anonymous: Who the fuck cares? Tits or GTFO

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chumpno1: wont work, no magnets

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Kib420: would turn into a black hole and devour janet jacksons left nipple

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Anonymous: MIRRORS - HOW DO THEY WORK?!!!

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Kib420: with magnets

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Anonymous: Impossible...

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Warg: Gear flies loose, shoots through wall and five people before passing into the earth and boring a hole to the other side.

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Anonymous: Fuck ,theres some clever cunts out there!

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Anonymous: If at the speed of light, it would be fucking spinning fast, duh. Magnets!

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Anonymous: If gear 1 is 50 teeth, and gear 2 is 20 teeth, then gear two should go 2 ,5 times lightspeed, but would also reach the point of lightspeed 2,5 times faster than 1 logicly. The what if part is allmost retarded ; according to Einstein you can't go beyond yourself, ergo ; the 2,5 times the lightspeed would fade out our reality

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chumpno1: ^tl;dr

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Munster: ▲

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Munster: ▲▲

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Mad Hatter: You need 70 teeth to start this experiment. That pretty much rules out Arkansas.

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Anonymous: It's going like hell but I can't see it. And I'm not from Arkansas either.

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Anonymous: ^^ not necessarily - you'll just need 5-6 people...

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chumpno1: ^more like 70 people

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Anonymous: not possible...

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Anonymous: how bout you get that first gear to go the speed of light before you ask stupid questions?

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BnSneky: ^not happening

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Anonymous: Anywhere in a healthy percentage of the speed of light is going to result in wheel magically turning to shrapnel. Maybe, if you're lucky, any form of bearing will actually turn into a metal fire. Burning metal is truly a treat. Throw water on one for something far worse than water on a grease fire.

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Anonymous: greeft is absolutely right and thats the way a gearbox is suppose to work "flarp" more revolutions with the same rotational speed

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Flarp: That is funny. The comment about grease fire was mine. And, someone comments about 'flarp' It's like 'they know!'

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Flarp: How fast do you need to rotate countries to make revolutions?

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Phadrus: What is SIMILAR between an Arkansas divorce and an Arkansas tornado??? Somehow, someway, somebody is gonna lose a trailer.

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Phadrus: George Jetsun worked for a cog company. Let's ask him.

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Anonymous: light travels in a straight lineess it accelerates

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Anonymous: light

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Lickathesplit: If gear 1 is 50 teeth, and gear 2 is 20 teeth, then gear two should go 2 ,5 times lightspeed, but would also reach the point of lightspeed 2,5 times faster than 1 logicly. The what if part is allmost retarded ; according to Einstein you can't go beyond yourself, ergo ; the 2,5 times the lightspeed would fade out our reality (wasn't member yet)

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Lickathesplit: What is all this nonsens about not able to reach the speed of light, magnetic inductor, space folder, or maybe its just a question of a very powerfull computer when you cross the lightspeed, force field adviseble

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al: The possibilities are endless, literally.

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fap: /B/, highly intelligent

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Anonymous: i dont think you measure rotation speed with the speed of light, more like rpm

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Anonymous: FGFS FTW!

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BnSneky: ^^agreed

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Anonymous: if the small gear rotates at a rate such that the velocity at the radius of the circumference of the first gear is the speed of light, then the velocity of that point on the radius of the circumference of the second gear will also be the speed of light. The rotation of the second gear will be different to that of the first gear. r1 x rpm1 = r2 x rpm

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CRACE: the other one travels forward into time. by 2.5 times faster than the spped of light. and that is FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: I r blonde and what is this?

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Anonymous: Which one is gear 1?

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fav: newfags cant do triforce

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fapperdoodle: the gears would melt

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Tetrahedron: Gear 1 cant turn at the speed of light. assuming they are indrustable as gear 2 approached C then it would take mroea and more energy to turn it a little faster. All the matter in the universe converted to enerty would not be enough to get gear 1 to light speed.

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Gypsygreen: Huh?

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AwesomeAnonymous!: It just goes faster! Fucking simple!

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Anonymous: lmfao @ 9373

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JewFag: ▲ ▲ <--- this happens

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JewFag: oh. im such a newfag!!!! ^

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Dirk Diggler: God you people are dumb. #1 WTF do you mean the speed of light? Where is this speed of light I've heard so mush about? The simple truth to this picture is that the second any of those gears get near a function accelerating the atoms in omni-directional patterns the shit just dissapears. Your number do not work in this retarded near-sighted attempt to prove that which can not exsist here.

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Anonymous: your spelling and grammar leave a lot to be desired 1245, so your generalised "you people are dumb" comment is somewhat dubious...

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avaL: I will shit bricks.

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sohceye: Gearz of War???

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Funch: it voids the warrenty

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Anonymous: if you've spent time pondering this, you need a hobby.

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Anonymous: I've given it some thought, and I would surmise that the answer is niggers

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rock: aww you guys..

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daniel1302: e=mc2 has everything to do with this... one of the reasons that reaching the speed of light is impossible is becouse... as a object goes faster (contains more energy) it gains in whight. making it harder to maintain its speed. to reach the speed of light would take more energy then their is present in the universe in any form...

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lily84: ^if you can't spell because and weight I can't believe anything you have to say.

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daniel1302: im dutch -_-

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daniel1302: btw the hole question is stupid... yes the smaller gear would make more rounds a sec but the velocity would be exactly the same as it makes a smaller 'orbit'

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InjectableMonster: they both melt

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apocalypsepast: It would break all the teeth of the cog. Nothing could handle those stress levels.

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Anonymous: If you still believe that nothing is faster than the speed of light, then please take your 1942 physics manual and drive home in your Studebaker.

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chrisoncrack: it'll break and my microwave will be ruined

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Anonymous: my only one comment is this question is null if one goes faster than the speed of light. because according to Einstein, NOTHING goes faster than the speed of light

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sparkoflife: ok, first off, tachyons go faster than the speed of light...Einstein never said that things already going faster than light are impossible, only that you cant accellerate to the speed of light. Also, the gears as shown...the energy required and leverage produced would make it impossible for the small gear to move the large gear faster than light. The small gear could not producxe enough leverage.

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sparkoflife: also, the top speed of the little gear would be a little under 2.5 times the speed of light, as this would make the large gear movee at just under the speed of light. Also, Einstein was an insane fag.

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Anonymous: The other gear would pop off.

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Glennocide@wrk: i fuck your mother whilst the cog melts

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RobertPaulsin: Gentlemen

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Anonymous: i fuck your father whilst his cock melts

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Anonymous: everything fuckin melts and you get sucked into the mess befire you even goit there

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tripwiggins: srs? we could be talking about pedobear going the speed of light. if this is your homework, your teacher is a douchebag.

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niggapleaz: It's funny, i have'nt read ANY of the comments above!

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Anonymous: tell her to stop using her teeth

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NightCrufa3: Scientific comment of mine here...... Im clearly not that smart.

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Anonymous: when mass moves at light speed, it is no longer mass. It is pure energy

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Anonymous: so many dumbfags on here,very clear none have even taken a highschool level physics course.

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Anonymous: It turns into a fluxcapicitor

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been there bangin': idiot trolls, rotational speed....of light...let me see....after all the calculations, says here you're a dipshit. it's linear speed, and ..well, you're still a dipshit for asking such a poorly framed question.

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been there bangin': and I'm telling your facebook friendlies you're probably the pool troll.

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Tattoos: Then gear two would go a lot faster?

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froggywentacortn: Jesus comes back !

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Canit: That's what she said.

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DrPwn: How can something turn at the speed of light? :P

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YuLiekPicturz: ^magnets

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Lickathesplit: It can't with current technology, but let's pretend ...!

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DrPwn: No, I mean which part has to travel at the s.o.l. for it to be 'turning' at the s.o.l.?

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Canit: shit out of luck

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SouthernPride: you show me a cog that can withstand 18 billion rpm and find a way to spin it that fast, then I'll tell you how fucking stupid you are

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Lickathesplit: ^Imagination ... google it, you will shit brix...

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MarkosT: All these shenanigans have far too many teeth to be from Alabama, YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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Tattoos: It's a bullshit question. The whole shootin' match would disintegrate. No metal/lubricant combination could withstand that speed.

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Peckerhead: WD-40

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Anonymous: maybe the gear will get destroyed because of friction and high velocity, maybe the vendor will not accept warranty bills

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Anonymous: maybe some kind of supernatural being would turn up and say something like "show over, you reached the table limit" or "you are not allowed to win that much, you cheated"

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Anonymous: you guys really are fags. objects can turn less than or greater than the speed of light...

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AMERICUNTS - Instant facepalm.

Usa russia stupid yahoo question georgia

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Bubble: Jessica? RLY?

1254682692262

Sinonymous: Up, up and AMERITARD

1254682899539

Jessica: LOL@ Bubble. I live in Texas beautiful. And although I am a blonde, even I am not that dumb. That is just so sad. Makes me embarrassed to be an American.

1254689958636

Anonymous: yahoo answers is too strick.. i was B& within hours

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THEanon: I sense newfaggotry.

1254699278537

jackfrosty: Bullshit. Even americans arent... Well... I got nothin.

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ImaD00d: I hope to god it's a troll.

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my99Busa: bring that shit down here and find out just exactly how stupid Americans REALLY are. Bring it !!! bitches!!!

1254714349247

Drilldo!: C'mon, there are idiots wherever you go...but in America even idiots have big screen TVs and computers. We are the land of opportunity, after all...

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Anonymous: lol peron who wrote demotivator doesnt realize hes been TROLL'D. *facepalm*

1254998791303

literalka: lol

1255220202960

Anonymous: This is epic trollage. No real person exists who is this stupid that is still capable of using a computer.

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ImaD00d: Agreed

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Anonymous: LMAO! black people...always somethin'

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Sammiches: ROFL, AMERICAN IGNORANCE!!

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Anonymous: 83764 /sign *facepalm,head->desk->keyboard->guzunder*

1266763194907

DropkickMurphy: Firstly, like most "funny" yahoo questions, most likely a troll doing it for the lulz. Secondly, every country has their rejects, the only difference is that we actually let ours use the internet, because we're nice like that.

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Anonymous: youtube. com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

1266778401708

Redrocco: stealing this for a sig line, thnx Murphy "every country has their rejects, the only difference is that we actually let ours use the internet, because we're nice like that."

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Anonymous: She's probably a little kid.

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naterls: She's probably not a she or even an American, but a cum-guzzling Eurofaggot that made this shit up just to get on 4chan.

1268791859562

naterls: >>Too bad you Eurofaggots have to make shit up.

1268791876171

AZO9Swall0deD: come ooon, sometimes they're just kids

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Anonymous: that's a nigger talking on Y!A.. obviously

1283535048309

Jesus: The state of Georgia, also known as the France of America

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Anonymous: ^^ FU sand nigger

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Evil Ed: Obvious troll is obvious

1283822933304

Flarp: I get irratated by the 'americunt' shit, and all the equally annoying Europe is bad shit. I mean, we all know what we all know. But seriously, this is fucking knee slapping epic.

1283840819905

Knome: the reason i hate the south fuck

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Sloppy Dick: God Bless America

1286965892287

Anonymous: ya fucking Facists!1

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Tokolosh: That was fucking hilarious, seriously though every country has its private little section of tards they try and keep hidden from the rest of the world

1286967770516

Anonymous: HAHAHA!! FAIL!

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Anonymous: This is rayshulist agin us americkuns. we is not stoopid and this waz problee dun by a not americkun to make us look like we no nuffin.

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Anonymous: Two years ago when the former Soviet Union (Russia) invaded the Republic of Georgia claiming an oil pipeline to be their own. Some Euro Fag probably found this thinking it is from the state of Georgia. Most Georgians (country) can't speak english or type it.

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poolee: you cunts ever thought that it may have been a kid? dumb twats.

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Anonymous: there is no such thing as a dumb question.......oh wait

1287208994489

Flarp: Chances are if you are in a tight crowd, at least three idiots are touching you. But, one of those idiots will never learn and another one may be naive. And, that last idiot, well that's just up to you to figure out.

1287209534903

Flarp: The tough part is the naive people. Sure, they're are fun to fuck with. But, c'mon, they need help. They'll get eaten up if you leave them to fend for themsevles. And, if you never let them touch the stove they will never know what hot is. It is a delicate balance. And, when you do things right, people will be unsure if anyone really did help.

1287209679500

Anonymous: HAHAHAHA ROFL,FAIL TARD

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g-man: I remember when trolling meant something

1287928478227

Anonymous: A distant cousin of Sarah Palin?

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ShitStormTrooper: Flarp, you're right. But often common sense is wasted on most here.

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ShitStormTrooper: ...or else most are wasted.

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Anonymous: You know, one American does not represent the whole country. So fuck off, Eurofags.

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Anonymous: You guys might want to fire this kids teacher...or get him one.

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Clownichter: Awesome vocab

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rock: there is noone that stupid who can spell yahoo let alone log on? Please God tell me this isnt true lol

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Anonymous: america is full of americunts obviously

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Anonymous: LMAFO!

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Canucklehead: Most Americans are this stupid no matter what colour they are.

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HalfMast: fucking great post

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Anonymous: troll

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MrSandyNigger: Ohohoho! Look at all the americunts blaming it on niggers!

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nicaris12: it seems the post was staged

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Anonymous: whats funny is Eurofags think that person is from America when he is really inbreed country Which is Georgia.

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Anonymous: "Georgia is a state located in the southeastern United States" ^^^another americunt

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Quantum69: FAIL HARD!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: haha.

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Anonymous: oh, and Russia never "invaded Georgia". Georgia was committing attrocities against Abkhazians and Ossetians, so Russia intervened. Actually Caucasian Georgians ARE like Americunts....

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my99Busa: 'must feel good to talk that shit. Since talk is all you've got. Go on... Talk..This American who can and will kill you and your family BY HIMSELF! if ordered to do so, says.. "Go ahead. TALK. If you want to. It's O.K.

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Anonymous: Woah

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Anonymous: Srttle down Beavis! I'm not sure whether you're a triggerhappy Hillbilly shut-in, or some mobidly obese Warcraft Gamer. Either way, America is all about mindless rage and arrogance.

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Anonymous: Yahoo Answers is made up of about 90% trolls so I don't think that any conclusions about intelligence can be drawn. The stupidest people I've ever met have been English. "the whites have become blacks" Indeed.

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Anonymous: what a retard

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Americunt: You mean there's places on Earth that AREN'T in Amerricar?

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Anonymous: Americunts have NO knowledge of the word outside the USA. Come to think of it, they don't even know what is happening in Amercuntia

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Vincent859: ^ Yeah, but we know how to spell "world," bitch.

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Anonymous: Obviously fake. I live gerogia in dont like talk naw that like huh

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Anonymous: Southerners *instant facepalm*

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RubberG: Niggers, LOL!

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Decorum: Just dumb. Take it off, baby.

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Hey Femanons: Where to meet girls like you IRL?

4chan (616) , femanon (2) , question (214)

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Anonymous: UR Mom's Uterus!

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Anonymous: TAKE NOTE /b/TARDS, YOU'LL ONLY SEE IT HERE: gamer's conventions, community colleges, good bookstores, quirky shops at the mall, working at a marijuana dispensory, and (this one's a stretch) comic book shops. you're welcome.

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Anonymous: at the police station

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Rach: at the library dumfuck.

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Anonymous: abortion clinics

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Nickeh43: At a friend's house. If your friend is her friend, then she's likely to be someone you'll get along with

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the7rafe7: ^ youre supposed to give wrong advise

1279286477702

Anonymous: At rehab.

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Furore23: Gitmo.

1279298026647

wupme: Girls? There are no girls on the Internet. OP = Fail

1279790196280

Anonymous: op=fail but for different reasons. there are girls on the internet but never on top of OP

1279796984780

Nickeh43: sorry, rafe... while driving, then. Have a big sign handy with your phone number on it. Leer dirtily (dammit, it's a word. shut up) and waggle your eyebrow. Sure thing.

1281501937617

Anony-me: jail?

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crackerkiller5: space

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In 50 years from now - Will retirement homes host LAN parties instead of card and bingo nights?

philosoraptor (21) , old (150) , question (214) , bingo (3) , LAN (2)

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Anonymous: yes... and 'retro gaming' using emulators

1308840222328

Greyhoundpaul: getting old just got less terrible

1308857771991

Anonymous: ^ you will get trolled by the younger generation

1308867038430

YuLiekPicturz: The kids will laugh at us for still gaming in 3D.. 5D is where its at

1308867117600

Greyhoundpaul: i get trolled by the younger generation now. lol

1308867225886

MrPerspective: ^ So do I. Time stops for no man.

1308879613506

Time: ^ However, I brake for beautiful babes...

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Greyhoundpaul: ^hee hee. nice

1308922044744

Anonymous: I'll probably be playing Fallout 1,2,3, and New Vegas when I'm 70, in an old floks home on the moon.

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Concordnhguy25: yup!

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Shawnix: ^^ well if ur on the moon...it's pretty much what fallout looks like...except instead of "brown" everywhere...it's grey and less walking lolllll

1313621221517

Anonymous: fuck yeahh except i'l be hosting mine in mom's basement

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djh123: whats retirement?

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monkeynards: ha! you'd wish your family would pay to have you in a resthome. just like all the old people i used to pick up and drop off at those places, you'll die alone or rarely seen by your family. you'll have nothing but a few pieces of clothing (if allowed) and almost nothing personal of yours. good luck.

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Atheist fags: If there is no God, how could evolution really be far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

religion (350) , atheist (42) , question (214)

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Greeft: There has to be evolution, or the world would be full of kikes. Even if you believe in God, where did all the black, asian, white, native American, aborignals etc. come from. In your storybook man was created in God's image, therefore God is a Hebie and if there was no evolution we'd all be red sea pedestrians.

1273005131925

Anonymous: God is Herbie?

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Greeft: ^ Yeah, God is a VW bug with 53 on the front. Everybody knows that.

1273029489349

Anonymous: Athiests...100% FULLY OWNED. So much win, my fellow christians

1273080368306

Greeft: ^lol

1273102345476

darkstan: Christians are so stupid that it's hard to understand why they're not burning, or falling down stairs, or drowning.

1273210260958

S.Ninja: Dinosaurs were on the ark.... BWAHHAHAHAHAHAAH fuckin cockheads - Get real.

1274030958731

zbloh: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree....

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S.Ninja: Religion is for simple people. We have science now. :) get with it.

1274031495722

Glasya: i failed to understand waht the question is

1275089369534

Sasi: Me too. I can't understand the question.

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Anonymous: Damnit. It's like a troll but more vicious.

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Anonymous: Wait...what does this even say? God is fake, you know?

1275110394883

ElCapitan: Spoken like a religious moron...OH SHIT...I just got trolled by OP. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Mr.Chin: Religion fails

1275147852241

iprobablyhateyou: good point

1275148404850

Anonymous: because that is the central dogma of evolution. It goes far and looks more like.

1275162924923

Limerick: By being for to and the how.

1275259678390

Anonymous: religion ...pfffff

1275259725606

Anonymous: /b/ need to take an english class

1276321787487

Anonymous: Greeft- in our "storybook" man was created in God's image, but I think you fail to see that skin color changes because of where you live so you can thrive in that area and not be burnt to death/freeze/etc. Ever look at a black man's palms, white as hell. We are all white on the inside, we are therefore created in God's image.

1276323253766

Anonymous: ^ hmmm interesting point

1276326346384

Anonymous: it's more like what the new is, hue can't rove a pejorative. Stupid christians.

1276326972472

Anonymous: Science has proven religion as false!

1276327867635

Anonymous: ^How can science prove anything without logic?

1276328490867

iE: Why don't we all enjoy our beliefs and leave eachother the fuck alone?

1276366216497

Anonymous: idiot, the largets religion is Islam, christianity is just the most powerful

1276483481135

Anonymous: ratards shouldn't be allowed to use keyboards.

1276483568851

Anonymous: so step away 8851

1276484652126

Anonymous: fail

1276758528640

Nukubu: huh? WHAT ?!!? lacko tango jango bango

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Anonymous: oblivious ltorl is oblivious

1276792331218

Anonymous: The flying spaghetti monster is better than all of you.

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Redrocco: may you be touched by His noodly appendage

1276800109150

Redrocco

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Anonymous: indeed. fair point look more like far as can go to use

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afro'datheist: there is a big difference between evolution and creation. Evolution has been proven as scientific fact. Creationism is a belief, a very idiotic one, but still a belief. It would be beneficial to the world if the church would just stfu.

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mmarfise: If we descended from monkeys... then why are ther still monkeys???

1276925746401

Anonymous: What if god made evolution!?

1277000873525

Atheist: go

1277001168375

Atheist: God made Himself; that's why our palms are hairy in His image.

1277001215957

the7rafe7: see and this is why AI will never take over the world

1277021410900

Anonymous: @Greeft, ever play around with the different colors in paint?

1277631295511

Anonymous: @7635, what about creationist scientists?

1277631399111

Anonymous: OP is either an atheist troll, mentally challenged, or a meth smoker. their question makes no sense. so much fail in this thread. hell, i'm prolly getting trolled.

1277929498442

2babeliever: God should get away from the US since it is unworthy of his attention.

1278094663167

cok: hahaha fucking christians

1278115093117

Anonymous: spell fail, god loving faggot

1278121124499

PUSSYSLAYER: its funny because in the end so many peole are gonna get reamed...ie racist,atheist,peodo,thieves,and alll and .......jesus is black........first class ticket to hell

1278135311927

Anonymous: there not A god, we are our own god since we can decide our own fate

1278323522801

Anonymous: WHAT? I can't even understand this. there is no god. sorry ;)

1278605812446

vikingCHAN: someone translate this please, what the fuck does it say?

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Anonymous: Um... I don't understand.

1279798523291

Anonymous: Proper Sentence LEARN IT

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rafael: God created the fat-arsed loud-mouthed US American in a baseball cap. Everyone else is a Jew, a niogger, a Mexican, pass my Thesaurus will you?

1280291960102

shAdow: is it just me or does that make no sense at all?

1280913246894

Anonymous: ummmmmmmmm.....................

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Anonymous: 1. Learn English 2. Try again.

1285536706143

FAGON: WHO CREATED GOD

1285536931642

FAGON: WHO CREATED GOD WHO CREATED GOD

1285536944755

loadrunner: ah religion, circular logic at its finest

1285536989348

Anonymous: Well, that is the best argument I've heard.

1285630798593

macfadyin: WTY are you talking about? Speak English

1292525230649

Greeft: @3766 You stupid fucker, the original hebrew peoples you claim were created "in god's image", were not fucking white, they were middle eastern sand niggers. So in summary god your is a fucking sand nigger with white palms 'cos he's white on the inside lol.

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Greeft: Your god is a sand nigger with white palms.

1292563359643

Lickathesplit: All i could understand was : Atheists, if there is no god, how could evolution really be ... ??? blablabla !!! I cannot answer this verbal diarrhea.. Speak English motherfucker or GTFO !!! Als je begrijpt wat ik bedoel, klootzak !!!

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Elvis

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Anonymous: me no understanz the qweshton

1297418351790

Anonymous: Retake English Class, pass, then re ask question.

1313944352103

Anonymous: This thread is Full of Fail & AIDS............an Hero much?

1313954276976

honghavok: I don't understand the grammar.

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the original spoon: God have far reason decider with no plan will accomplish.

1315701489437

Anonymous: is it just me or does this one make absolutely no sense? bahahaha

1324349873149

Anonymous: the point is that, like God, you don't have to UNDERSTAND the question. You just have to have FAITH that it actually MEANS something, andis intelligent.

1324355573309

Fisher526: Once again, if you all are such hardcore Christians... why are you on a site featuring porn and gore? Someone needs to go back to grade school and learn grammar. :)

1324761553740

InternetH8Machine: every single part of that statement is fail...

1324762022339

EmsMan: Does any of this jesus hippy bullshit make sence?

1324786400416

Anonymous: Yoda has asked you a muthafuckin question.

1324786499739

RadarS: Wow what a loaded question so many letters and so little time to think about how to assemble them.

1324796739771

Anonymous: but God even done Aetheist fag then but for go yes Moses evolution yes no also.

1324798554842

Anonymous: Mery CHRISTmas everyone - except for the Islamic gay guido BlazinWeed

1324837037646

Anonymous: merry evolutionmas and happy treehugging

1324837127119

Quantum69: ^^Trufax bro

1324837559809

Anonymous: The idea(I think) is that someone was CONTROLLING the evolution. But if that's true, why did God have creatures evolve into tapeworms? Or mosquitoes? Or niggers for that matter?

1325233428148

Anonymous: HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANTTO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?

1325497222663

Anonymous: WHAT THE FUCK ?=

1325501221209

Anonymous: as a postheist one should never exlcude the possibility of god happening to other people and other random made up stuff that soothes, time for a good pudding now

1328528683552

Anonymous: at least all or most of this godstuff makes for nice ridiculous stories, but fairytales and milk shakes are quite different things

1328528756764

fillinthevoidz: consequence fuck not could did will shall fuck consequence

1328537483437

Anonymous: if it hadnt been for big other animals once roaming the earth and the seas, there would not have been after all this million years some of the not that minituarised people being under the remains of oldage farns or something - maybe there's also real space animals that are not machines but nanites instead (who cares)

1328537716686

Hughbie: oh dear...as if far evolution could be should it decided be known

1328537737378

Anonymous: CHRISTIAN FAGS: If heaven is so great why aren't you in a rush to get there?

1328566728204

Anonymous: that kid didnt believe it hard enough and god struck him down with lepresy of the tongue it fell off mid thought and he will never get it back fail bitch fail

1328672495420

nicaris12: did op have a stroke or did they not understand how to form sentences?

1329839002227

Anonymous: I just saw a load of random nonsense and lolled.

1329861957865

Anonymous: SIT ON MY FACE

1329861989166

Anonymous: ^I just blew a load of cum on your lolling tongue.

1329861993312

Anonymous: I rolled it around my lolling tongue until it coagulated and then remarked on the taste of stale fish.

1329862432605

cliven: english fail

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I HAVE A CRUSH on my ABORTION DOCTOR! HELP!!!!?

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Hughbie: somehow my dear, I don't think you have a hope in hell. All I see is a suggestion to get help. My suggestion would be different however and involve heavy traffic, great heights, razor blades or a gun.

1248576806498

Still Anonymous: Hopefully you learned this in school . If at first you don't succeed , try , try again . You are just getting to him and starting to win him over . I would think maybe just another 5 or 6 times and he might jump your bones as he is pulling that slop out of that big juicy cunt of yours . Never give up ......

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Almost Anonymous: I bet he already knows your pussy like the palm of his own hand

1248643491654

BuggerChan: Maybe you should ask him out. Of course, you'll have to get your baby-killing fun in elsewhere.

1252792338243

brutalninja: THATS CRAZY! what a fucking idiot!

1252835102940

TASTYbacon: I smell FAke stew

1252856837137

Sinonymous: GOLD! TROLL WIN of EPICAL PROPORTIFACATIONS

1252860462399

Anonymous: Report abuse.

1263745079709

Anonymous: ^ haha

1263745227663

Reaxus: I lol`d

1263753465785

Anonymous: oh dear

1264194556163

gre: this could be quite productive! after 11 abortions, if you still haven't gone to his heart like cholesterol, you at least, can make a soccer team of dead babies. horay

1265303422487

4chansucks: LOL fake. and if its not, why would he want to date a whore?

1265312110741

LR: I agree, this is some troll's victory. People become trolls to achieve moments like this, which is almost forgivable.

1265445970834

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Anonymous: There are abortion doktors? Cool, I didnt know that was like a branch in medicin.

1265455041134

beepb00p: It's not a troll and it's not a victory, it's just an asshole plagiarist stealing a joke. This is plagiarized from a plot gag in "Girls Will Be Girls: movie.

1266105075616

Anonymous: at least u dont haveto worry about kids

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ElCapitan: I hope it's real...she should keep aborting till she runs out of eggs.

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Anonymous: DAUGHTER.. IM DISSAPOINT.. efn whore.. >.>

1281529735703

Anonymous: The upside is you wouldn't have to use protection.

1281530025345

Anonymous: amazing even if fake, which it is

1281530026381

:(: Oh haiz, I wh0re

1285180402593

Anonymous: stupid and fake...

1300441317730

XITS: yeah it's a fake .... I can tell by the pixels, I've seen these B4.

1300442088926

precious: there isn't such thing as love on first sight, there is only: me so horny on first sight

1300448406274

GalacticStar: Incredily kinky, none the less..

1300448619755

Attention Horse: This is fucking epic. I kinda wish it was real.

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Anonymous: ^ u stoopid ildiot. read the fucking commenst. this is a plagiarized gag from a movie. stoopid fuckface

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Anonymous: ^ u stoopid ildiot. read the fucking commenst. this is a plagiarized gag from a movie. stoopid fuckfaceassstain

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Anonymous: Cum here baby.. Ill fuck you so hard you ll get permapreggers

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danielsimba: u have trouble proposing ur doctor and u got pregnant 5 times !!!!!! HOW !!!

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MrPerspective: Well... what if the Doc wants to have children?

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Banshee5: ^good point good sir

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Anonymous: ^^ He kills fetuses for a living, if he wanted kids that would be a hell of a paradox!

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Anonymous: Better than having a crush on Maury and going on his show 5 times to find baby dady !!!

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Anonymous: this is just fucking wow, america is this where we are?

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mybrainexploded: I love how no one can see it's a joke :P dumb Americans

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Anonymous: This is obviously fake and photoshopped.

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Lickathesplit: Why don't you give Casey Anthony a ring, she'll do it for free baby..

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Anonymous: wouldn't be all that bad

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mother teresa: try and fall in love with a vetenarian it will be alot cheaper

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Vongola XI: Go for a triple

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Grund1e: Either a blonde or a nigger! Go figure!

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Anonymous: Gee i wonder why

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NotSoMuchAnonymous: Jeeez, ask him to put a baby I-N! It's as simple as that..

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Anonymous: Can you say TROLOLOL

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Anonymous: What does he need you for, he already fucked your kids.

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Have you ever been so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus?

Africa cactus question Doula Cameroon angry protest car fire

africa (179) , cactus (21) , question (214) , Doula Cameroon (1) , angry (55) , protest (144) , car (344) , fire (221)

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Anonymous: I lold hard three times and still

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brutalninja: i think we've all been there before!

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s: tupid niggers

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Stu: HAAA !@!! That's good ! Must have been his car

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donaldd: when they selfdestruc, we can be quiet

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That Guy: now this is truely a testiment to how smart niggers are

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Fatjesus85: I did that once..... That also was the day my dad told me not to pick them up

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Kareloko: Yes, YES!! i always feel like that!

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Anonymous: Warmongers do not partake of the herb. Legalize it globally and end war!

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iprobablyhateyou: no... but i have taken a ride on an invisible skateboard

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vengance: nice, until his hands start bleeding

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Anonymous: He's already tossed it 3 times but the fucker won't come off.

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Nickeh43: most days I practice swinging my cactus for when I get really pissed.

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sickfuck88: don't pet the monkeys

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Google - how to purify cocaine. Ask Kids Answers

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Raditude: Start'em snortin early

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Anonymous: Ask Editorial Team... now we know why all of you are 24 hour accessible

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Anonymous: that gives the directions to make crack, thank you

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Razor187: I'll take a rock

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Zorro: whaha noo ppl,don't start purifing your cocaine,you don't know what they used to cut it up with they use baking soda to magnesium, to do it right you have to disolve the cocaine what is in a pain in the ass in the first place,so you can extract the pure cocaine or the pollution and then dry it again.The whole is an extremely dangerous proces so if you want pure cocaine you better make it yourself.

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FatGuy69: Don't be judgin. Kids have needs too.

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Anonymous: 0181 is correct. These instructions are for making crack freebase. A much more effective method for purification would be what is called an A/B extraction. Subsequent Recrystalization woiuld yield 99%+ purity (drugs are bad)

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Quantum69: ^thx for the heads up, i had no idea they were bad.

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M4sk3dc4sp3r: AND REMEMBER when a stranger offers you drugs SAY THANK YOU cuz drugs are Expensive

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I spilled milk on my sister's panties?

Yahoo question sister panties thick milk

yahoo (36) , question (214) , sister (28) , panties (118) , thick (1) , milk (48)

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Bubble: lol, you little *fap*er

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Pyro: Milk?......good excuse kid

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svengali: "it was my special homemade milk, from my balls!"

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jackfrosty: HAHAHA GREAT FUNNY!!!

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Squirrely1: Sure it is milk.....

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toxic: classic. pure win, if it's not a troll

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THEanon: Thick milk? lol.

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DutchGuy: manmilk

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Samps: If you use google's cached feature, you can still see the best-voted reply: "Just jerk off in them and then tell her the truth."

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TASTYbacon: Got Milk?

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FalzeProphet: Club Soda and a really good towel... That'll clean up just about anything as long as its a fresh spill.

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Anonymous: Gentlemen... we have a win

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Hughbie: HAHA...hasn't he heard of tissues...as in don't blow your fucking load in YOUR sisters panties...fucking helll...thats a win and a lose..

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crackerkiller5: lol....so much win

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Anonymous: tell her the truth, maybe she'll get turned on and fuck ya ..... or maybe not

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anonymous: mmmmmmm silky panties

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bro: way to go kid

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TASTYbacon: I smell a troll...........

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sqwrrl: OMg, I did the same thing. Small world huh?

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Anonymous: I doubt it was milk he spilled

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Anonymous: Denial is the first step. You sick fuck.

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Reaxus: Eat it faggot!!

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Anonymous: put them in the wash and your sister will be the one in trouble with your parents

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DrZoidberg: Hide them underneath her diary before your mother comes in to read it.

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Anonymous: Tell her the dog ate them...

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Anonymous: wow. So much win. It brings tears to my eyes.

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Gabriel: HOLY SHIT THIS IS ME!! Alderney mc jives on yahoo! too bad I got banned though, but seriously, this was months ago, I can't believe I made it on 4chan! holy shit! :O))!

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slikwilly: why would you be eating cereal...... oh wait, I see what you did there, silly perv

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Anonymous: Who ever said it was a GUY posting? What if it was a girl?? O_O!!!!

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Anonymous: what were you doing eating a PB&J in the hamper?

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DrPepper: why was he eating cerial over her pantie drawr

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DrPepper: why was he eating cerial over her panties?

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WTFisjuice: i spilled milk on my friends sisters pussy once

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Anonymous: salty milk?

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WTFisjuice: very salty

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Anonymous: D:\My Documents\My Pictures\Screenshots\Sister's panties & milk_Yahoo Questions.jpg

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Anonymous: ah i found the full question, how do I post here? :(

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CHANmh: ^This was a troll question......but dammit I want to see it. It has to be online somewhere so post the URL or get uploading

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Anonymous: I'm serisous lol, I just lerned about 4chan. How do I post the uploaded pic here on this thread?

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Anonymous: MAN JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: it said it was resolved. best answer: "well my friend, you are ******☺"

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Anonymous: nice try..:-DDD

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AwesomeAnonymous!: lolz, "milk" ;)

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FlaRp: Some milk was ejaculated out of my sisters penis on her panties and I wanted to help do her wash.

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Clownichter: ☺

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Kaslnov: Full of win

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Anonymous: TROLL

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precious: trolls asking trolls what to do, it is epic by itself

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Tattoos: Throw them in the hamper. They'll blend in with all her other cum soaked undies.

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Anonymousg of rubber: happened ro me too. long ago. and it was my grannys panties

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Anonymous: I think you are fucked.........

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Anonymousg of rubbe: forget to mention: there was another incident back then, when my dad caught me sniffing my baby brothers panties. Had to see a shrink after that, dang!

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BnSneky: eat them

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Glennocide: KILL PROBLEM WITH FIRE! problem solved deny all knoledge wat a tard

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Arsonist: sick

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Tattoos: Put them back in her drawer. When questioned, poker face. Or, poke her face.

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P00tl: ...it was this milk.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PHENQiJFzI&list=PLD56F740882FB4474&featu re=mh_lolz

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