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Solve this: x - 4 = x + 3

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the7rafe7: i forgot what to do when theres two x's..

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MMAF33N: 3.5

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Pyro: tree bark

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Bowlegged: x=2.65

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ragnarok52313: an answer does not exist. no real numbers.

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darkstan: Atlanta, Georgia.

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icame22222: yea its impossible: x would = x + 7 ---------- its a trick

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Stalker: The answer is 7=0.

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Feefdoodle: x=7

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Feefdoodle: x=3.5

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Anonymous: x=magnet

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zbloh: nobody can solve this so god must exists, ask the magnet guy

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StareDad: Morons. Get off the internet and step into a classroom.

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Anonymous: DERP-HERP=HERP A DERP X=WHO GIVES A FUCK

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Greeft: This equation is incorrect, x-4 does not equal x+3. E.G some say x=7 if you put 7 in you get 7-4=7+3 therefore 3=10, well 3 definitely does not equal 10, so the equal sign in the equation shoulb be a not equal to sign.

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Anonymous: x = c4c

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Pyro: $@)

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Pyro: 420......forgot u cant caps #s

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Anonymous: FUCK YEAH! USA MATH'S THE BEST MATHS IN THE UNIVERSE! FUCK YEAH!

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Jac: e

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???: potato

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Anonymous: x-4=0+3+0=3

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the7rafe7: 5677 win.

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backudog: is the answer jam?

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the7rafe7: ^ omfg the answer is chair dumbass

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Anonymous: Chuck Norris got the answer after 0,0000001 seconds

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veranet: divide by zero, fuck there goes the universe

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Gonzo: yeah that has got to be an imaginary number. 100 level calculus

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TylerDurden6996: it's an erroneus inequality 4 does not equal -3. the sign should be > .

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Master Pokerlord Jed: -4 =/= 3

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a78589645: The answer is, "No, it does not."

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Anonymous: x = americans

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Anonymous: 3-4=1+3

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Malacath: it makes sense...if you just believe it does, kind of like the whole god thing :3

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TopGun: X= a day and today we are Saturday, x-4 = Tuesday and x+3 = Tuesday , Tuesday = Tuesday.

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Anonymous: No Solution.

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Olri: so, x= i

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Anonymous: Who gives a fuck?

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Anonymous: 0 = 7

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Anonymous: x=potato

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Anonymous: 0=7, it's means no real solutions, idiots

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Anonymous: x-4 = x+3 which goes to x = x +3 +4 which goes to x = x +7 which goes to x -x = 7 because the x's cancel out there is no answer to x which means the sum is impossible to answer unless your stephen hawking

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Anonymous: u people r retarted. 0=-3 which makes it a negative root. its an imaginary number the answer is -3i.

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Sudan: I guess x= infinity

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slawek1806: contrary to the equation

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xissor: L=Ø

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Limerick: Math fails.

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Anonymous: 9481 - Divide by zero fag.

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RalphGoldenmouth: I believe in this case, X = your filthy whore of a mother.

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Anonymous: -x ==>-4=3 end

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KarmaPickles: Soup AND a sandwich. Now that's a meal, Jerry!

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filth: x=infinity sudan is smart XD rest is stupid >:D

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GrYm: x-4=x+3 => x4x3 and -=+ => -3=4x+x => x=-3/5 AND +4=x-3x => x=-2 }=> -3/5 U -2 => -5/5 or-3/3=> -1.

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Anonymous: Fucking magnets

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Anonymous: Math never fails, Limerick. The so-called math on this image fails. It is to math what "ghrraptazoid" is to the english language. Made up gibberish.

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El Capitan: I'll go with 5240

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balder: no way tis is imposible!

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Anonymous: 0 != 7

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Anonymous: (insert numbers here) *accompanied by the number x*

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Andywho?: dont you have to do the crab claw thingy with the brackets???? i do A-level physics ... i should know this shit!!!

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Moongrim: Zero X is equal to 7.

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Anonymous: So much for having /b/ do your homework for you.

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Anonymous: -4=3

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Nukubu: not that complicated, it never said to use the same numbers, the first x is 4 and the second one is -3

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anonymous: NIGGER ⏎

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Anonymous: the right solution is:the equation is false(sais wolframalfa)

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Nukubu: 6447 the fuck is wrong with you, did you just call me a nigger? i aint a coon you motherfucker i´ll rape your mother in her sleep you cuntfrightened faggot motherfucker

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Anonymous: plus minus infinity

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meeco: My head is going to explode! I think they are all corrct answers.

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Anonymous: It's a well known C4C paradox.

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ano: sketch a graph on both sides of the equation and find the intersection point . then masturbate on the phallic symbol

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Anonymous: come on people... its simple... The answer is 42!

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Anonymous: (x-4)(x-4)=(x+3)(x-4), (-x^2+8x+12)x^2-x-12=x^2-8x+16(-x^2+8x+12), (+ -)7x=28, (+ -)x=7/28 I think I did it wrong. The x^2 goes somewhere or something.

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Anonymous: 98% of the usa cant figure this out

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Anonymous: the answer is 42

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Anonymous: How can I fap to this??

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Anonymous: 3 + 2i

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Limerick: You could probably actually do it if you divided by zero.

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Limerick: Of course, the answer wouldn't be much better.

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Limerick: Bet you anything I could solve it with one line.

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Anonymous: the answer is FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Anonymous: 42

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asp: 0=7

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Anonymous: 7=0

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asp: 7 is neither >0 nor <0

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tokunbo: the answer is a brazzilion, yu dum shit

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Anonymous: 7/-7 cannot be 0 -> no solution

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sparkoflife: Division by zero has no solution for computers, but those of us with brain cells left realize that a number divided by zero equals infinity...by the way...this thread is really harshjing my fap! Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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sparkoflife: but no, the equation as presented has no solution...do the math...the x cancels out the other x, and you are left with -4=3...which makes no sense.

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Breaker: ^Yes, therefore 0=7 or -4=3, but no division by zero here... So no bricks have been shat

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Anonymous: x equals -7

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Elise: AAAH,THIS IS TRIPPING XD

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Anonymous: -4 = 3

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DogPig: Fackin Shit!

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Anonymous: lol losers its 7 under the radical =) hope that helps u guys p.s. try learning algebra

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Cheesecake: The answer is X

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protonX80: the answer is false

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aval:

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Anonymous: amm x=x+3+4... x-x=7... 0=7

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Anonymous: -7 = 0 witch is not correct

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Anonymous: x = 3.5 bitches

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mexa3576: there is no answer.

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Anonymous: 3.5 is the correct answer, fucktards!

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sparkoflife: whoever said it is 3.5 is clearly a brainless fucktard who has just sinned a clusterfuck of fail.

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cybersinner: There is no answer that would satisfy this equation. It is unanswerable!

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BnSneky: damn it

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Uncle Harvey: On the day when -4 = +3, we will have the answer

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Anonymous: X^2+3X-4X-12

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Anonymous: x = fuck you mindfuck

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Anonymous: no

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Anonymous: 0=7?? No solution...

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Anonymous: RETARDS, THINK. WHAT NUMBER CAN YOU ADD FROM AND SUBTRACT FROM TO GET THE SAME ANSWER. THE MATIRX.

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Anonymous: Lol whoever posted this math problem is as retarded as the people seriously attempting to solve it.

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Choko: this must be the formula to getting pussy, cause i cant solve it

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Anonymous: x = troll

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AwesomeAnonymous!: The answer, my cock. It's the answer to everything!

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Anonymous: X= .5 you jackass!

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Anonymous: x-4=x+3 ----> x= ∞ ----> ∞ - 4 = ∞+3 ,,

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eyedol: ^win

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gov'na: why make it complicated x=-2

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Razor187: X = GTFO

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Anonymous: If you plot both lines, it's obvious they will never cross. But there is no complex number x either. So I think this calls for supernatural numbers.

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Jordanian: x-4 = x+3 -> x = x+3-4 -> x = x-1 -> 2x = -1 -> 2x/2 = -1/2 -> x = -0,5

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Anonymous: 0 = 7 no solution dumass

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Anonymous: X= EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL....................

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Anonymous: x-4=x+3 -> x=x+7 -> 1=7 -> FAIL!

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Anonymous: btw: x divided by x is not 0, its 1

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Anonymous: x-4 != x+3 <<< PWNED!

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Lickathesplit: Solve the number of spermcells stuck on your moms face

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Anonymous: these responses are more entertaining then the topic

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froggywentacortn: Cupcake

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Anonymous: unsolvable but x equals -0.5

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admackbar: the answer is probably some complex or imaginary number or something...

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admackbar: the answer lies somewhere in the Complex Plane

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Anonymous: only solution: x=∞, coz ∞-4=∞ and ∞+3=∞, so ∞=∞

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BnSneky: 666

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Flarp: ham

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DriftRocket: Easy... X shouldn't be there.

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Limerick: Put a line through the equals sign.

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Anonymous: The answer is KFC.

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Anonymous: ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!

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Vincent859: It's a contradiction.

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The Original Spoon: This is a transcendental equation, which contains a transcendental function. A transcendental function is a function that does not satisfy a polynomial equation whose coefficients are themselves polynomials, in contrast to an algebraic function, which does satisfy such an equation.

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The Original Spoon: In other words, a transcendental function is a function that "transcends" algebra in the sense that it cannot be expressed in terms of a finite sequence of the algebraic operations of addition, multiplication, and root extraction.

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Willy Nilly: With a stretch of imagination, this non equation is equal to the self....1 is the answer!

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Anonymous: Simplifying x + -4 = x + 3 Reorder the terms: -4 + x = x + 3 Reorder the terms: -4 + x = 3 + x Add '-1x' to each side of the equation. -4 + x + -1x = 3 + x + -1x Combine like terms: x + -1x = 0 -4 + 0 = 3 + x + -1x -4 = 3 + x + -1x Combine like terms: x + -1x = 0 -4 = 3 + 0 -4 = 3 Solving -4 = 3 Couldn't find a variable to solve for. This equation is invalid, the left and right sides are n

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Limerick: http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/second1eq2.html Damnable canadians!

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Anonymous: x=Derp

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Anonymathematician: X-4=x+3...0=7...it is an inequality an unsolvable.

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HungLoh: As my accountant friend would say, "what do you want the answer to be?"

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Anonymous: both +4 -> x= x-1; both -x; 0=-1, inequality

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iamthewalrus: x = Φ

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Anonymous: The only possible result: ∞ or -∞

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Anonymous: infinity works, negative infiniy works, undefined works, an empty set works, additionally, were all these to fail, we could just create a second imaginary number that resolves the equation, if it were of great mathimatical importance.

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Anonymous: This thread certainly is getting a lot of mileage. A record?

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Spartak: 10 and 3

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Anonymous: the anwser is X = 1

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Anonymous: The answer is a derivative of i. As in "i would solve this for you guys because obviously you're too stupid to do it yourselves, but that would be discouraging you from learning how to do it yourselves."

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Anonymous: x=7 ...?

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AnonyMouse au choco: fap fap fap ... oh, it is the empty score.

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m4k3k3: food

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Anonymous: bananna muthafukin puddin

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BelleFeeGore: THE answer is 42, everyone should know that!

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Anonymous: 2.645751311

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fillinthevoidz: shit fuck. my casio wrist watch just divided by zero...

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Anonymous: THERE IS NO ANSWER YOU STUPID AMERICANS. X-4 CAN'T BE EQUAL TO X+3, X CAN'T BE EQUAL TO THE SAME THING PLUS SEVEN

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Anonymous: x doesn't have to equal x+7. It only has to equal x-7...... They se me trollin' they hatin' I'm trollin' they try to catch me writin wordies. try to catch me writin wordies.

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Anonymous: X = Your Mom!

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Anonymous: if first x had index of 0 and second x index of 1, then it would be about the same as x-4 = y+3 (x0 would be called x and x1 would be called y) and it would be solvable, just indices missing

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sturmfalke: That's simply 0-4=1+3 :) :) :)

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Grund1e: Math wizard 14 year old says it's 2.6. I believe her but I don't get it.

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Ceesaurus: You fuckers really need to get a life, i mean : Look at this thread ... Seriously ?? Congrads OP, lmao..

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Anonymous: Who cares. Niggers suck

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JustGodlike: wasnt it x = -1? or wait, didnt he said there cant be a minus after x.. damn teacher.. so long time ago

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icehole: you can't subtract 4 from a number and then have it equal to the same number with 3 added to it

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MrVampire: x=∞ That wasnt hard to work out

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Buster Hymen: You have mixed letters with numbers. Decide whether you want to have a math problem, or an English problem, and then design your equation appropriately.

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Reverie: Just divide both sides by zero, then they are equal. Am I wrong?

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Anonymous: There is no solution because 7 != 0, this is a basic problem that fools anyone who is not good with math.

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Quantum69: X = You Lost the Game!

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m4k3k3: 7x4=28

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anonymule: I memorized the spelling of Antidisestablishmentarianism, when I was 8.

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Lexicon: I had pi memorized to like 30 places when I was young. Math teacher in jr high had a poster with pi to 1 million places, I sat next to it, etc.

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fiveby5: the clitoris is at the TOP of the lady parts...

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Hughbie: ^thats not obscure...thats required knowledge...

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DireWolf2012: Ron Perlman, AKA Hellboy, owns D.C. Comics

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RubberG: I received an invitation to perform an operation on a girl, so I stuck my boneration into the lower seperation to increase the population of the younger generation. Learned that in middle school.

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Everdark: it's on the internet so it must be true

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cybersinner: Judaism was a Polytheistic religion prior to 500BCE.

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Cunt81: There is a very interesting pillar with a plaque honoring the Marquis de Lafayette in downtown Louisville, Ky.

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ScrotumLips: The story of the hare who lost his spectacles; ....and sitting astride a twig of a bush.... a bee.

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NonComposMentis: Alan Watts didn't copulate until he was in his 30's

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Grund1e: When you look into a bright light and sneeze, it is known as 'photic sneeze'. About 1/4 of the population has this reflex.

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Pauly Shore: A giraffes neck contains 7 bones, the same as a mouse.

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MadNiggerish: Nigger

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Anonymous: spic

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Anonymous: WOP

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Peckerhead: The only way for ALL this energy to be released is for the kilogram of water to be totally annhilated. This process involves the complete destruction of matter, and occurs only when that matter meets an equal amount of antimatter ... a substance composed of mass with a negative charge. Antimatter does exist

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Quantum69: ^That's quite literally the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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LemmyLaffer: Cybersinner :Judaism also allow polygyny ; Jesus never directly prohibited it. Monogamy is just a Greco-Roman (pagan) culture custom, not judeo-christian religious commandment.

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Anonymous: hitler was a catholic

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Anonymous: 3.1415926535.....

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Anonymous: Niggers are smart and well-educated !

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Anonymous: ^ They have aboriginals

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veranet: The organelle within a cell responsible for transporting fluids within the cell wall is called the Endoplasmic Reticulum

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cybersinner: How to spell supercalafragilisticexpialidocious...

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The Original Spoon: TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of a standard keyboard. (made you look, and now you know)

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hello my name is: a perfect vacuum is -14.7 PSI or 0 PSIG, and a one square inch column of air extending ot the atmosphere weighs 14.7 pounds or PSI

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Anonymous

This hurts.

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GibblesNBits: Milk is designated as a hazardous material by the fire department

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Anonymous: lisbon is the capital of portugal.

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lordroy: My plan was to get a white unmarked van, kidnap someone in broad daylight, strip them naked and give them 10 hits of acid and let them go deep in the woods. When they finally got back to civilization, I would wait 2 weeks and do it again. They would never be right in the head after that.

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Choadboy: ^not bad

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Anonymous: cannibalism.

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robohitler: murder, necrophilia and dismemberment, i'd keep the skull and spine like a predator trophy

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CreepisKryp: ^you can't just say something you saw in a movie.^ I think they mean seriously...There were many i'd considered simply pushing down stairs or in front of trains, etc.

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CreepisKryp: ...and Choadboy...where is YOUR evil thought?

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sickfucker: I can't think of a single thing, as I'm so nice.

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darkstan: Lordroy actually got this one right, although if you really want to make that work, in terms of the evil, there should be some incisions.

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Anonymous: Tie some one down and use jumping jack ram on them starting at te feets

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KarmaPickles: Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun. and I'm not cleaning that up.

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Anonymous: well a few things from gta come to mind...what fun it is to have people strapped to cars going 80...or mowing down crowds of people...but for evil i'd have to go with clamping their head down with one of those head brace things for broken necks, slowly cutting chunks out of their body, searing the wounds with an iron, tying them to train tracks and then just dissappear...

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jcb0265: sodomizing a closet queen in public

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???: introducing them to /b/

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Pyro: Im not allowed to say

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Anonymous: cutting off his toes and fingers, grind them in a blender, and make him fucking drink it!!

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Greeft: Just a few, small, simple little things - Paper cuts to the eyeballs!!

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Greeft: I WAS SUCKED IN, BUT IT'S A TRAP - GET OUTTA THIS THREAD NOW!

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Anonymous: Blurt out the ending to the latest Harry Potter novel... WHILST THEY HAVE JUST STARTED THE BOOK !....natch.

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the7rafe7: cutting their head off while theyre alive.. it really cant get any eviler unless you go below the belt

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lordroy: depends WHICH HEAD you are talking about cutting off...

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Anonymous: the conditions of my parole do not allow me to speak of my case which is currently under review by the supreme court

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CreepisKryp: ^GIF or your case never was...you anonymous fag, 9174.^

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Anonymous: Start off by cutting off someones arms and legs. I would than cut out their tongue and rupture their eardrums. Lastly I would cut out their eyes making sure I'm the last thing they see. I would do all this with surgical precision while keeping them alive. Imagin a stub of a person not able to see, hear, speak or move stuck forever in the darkness of their own mind. Suck on that bitches.

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Anonymous: Choosing not to post what I've thought about doing here. Keep you all wonderin'...

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Anonymous: Anon 2 above: It was in a hollywood movie. Not that well known. Some black actor, holding a terrorist hostage, convincing him he's been kidnapped by a terrorist group who don't know he's one too...

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Anonymous: Drilling in someone's spine

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Greg: massive genocide

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Anonymous: showing mah cock

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TotallyNasty: Daydream about kidnapping mother and 2-3 daughters, tie up and rape all in front of each other (everything must be seen by them) start cutting and stabbing them while repeatedly raping, proceed to cut off bodyparts with more rape, tie 1 dauther to mother and rape and kill daughter when cum in her, tie next daughter to mother and rape and kill mother when cum... always on my mind... :/

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slikwilly: ^off the crazy pills again, eh?

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Anonymous: Tie my ex onto the hood of my car, drive to a high bridge, put it on handbrake, rape her, put the car in drive and see her tumble towards her death, which she will spend in hell for being such a goddamn bitch

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Anonymous: telling them about 4chan

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Anonymous: Snap some little prick's skateboard across its face.

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Anonymous: Shove my Cock down my teacher's throat while she's choking right in front of my entire High School Audience.

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AnonymousWoman: Tie them up, rape them with a garden hose in the vag, turn it on, scoop out thier eyes, fry them, force their mom to eat them, break their arms and legs, break their fingers and toes one by one, pull off their eylashes one by one, pull off all of their finger and toe nails one by one, skin them, dip them in a mixture of vinegar, salt and lemon juice, boil the skin, make them eat it, and that's it.

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Anonymous: Sucking their cocks

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Pyro: you will find out

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Nukubu: Troll on them

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Anonymous: HANGING THAT NIGGER!

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Moongrim: Let a Republican interrogate him.

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Anonymous: Al the above and bamboo slivers down their nails..

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Ghostkey: I'm way too lazy to type that much but it involves fish hooks, thick chains, huge anal plugs, wips ect

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Anonymous: My plan is to lock people out of the incoming page unless they jump through some hoops for me first. JUMP BITCHES!

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Anonymous: shoudn't have written "thought". personally i wanted to put a person head between the sidewaljk and the roud and kick him in the head, sound fun even now.

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~Killer~: Fuck. I've done it.

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Hellcat1138: i'm thinking of and planing to knock out my exgf take her to a place where she can scream all she likes and her body will be in a box where her tits ass and pussy and head are exposed and blind folded. the box will off the gound and at cock high, she pee and shit and all i need is a hose and some wipes, she have an IV in so i don't need to feed her. i'll fuck her pussy till its raw and when i cum

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Hellcat1138: i'll spray it in her face she doesn't like that, to bad, then her asshole she don't like anal either i'll break her this i'll do and relish. she will be my bitch body and soul or she die. thats right you fuck me over you bitchs you best run and never look back because i'll be there to get even. run bitchs run!

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Hellcat1138: BTW it more than planing right now i'll need the right stuff to not kill her. and the right local. it will be that best birthday gift for my self.

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dxc: getting fishhooks and digging them through his toes and lynching him upside down, then getting a blunt, rusty potato peeler and skinning his back and feeding the skin to him, then rubbing salt into the exposed flesh of his back.

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Limerick: There was a short while last year that I was obsessed with the idea of sewing a man's feet to his face . . . the other direction.

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Anonymous: torturing them until they are insane and giving them amnesia and then let them wander homeless, and insane until they live out their lives and die of old age decades later.

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Limerick: ^Why not just legion their brain? Much more efficient and more likely to be succesful.

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ElCapitan: foward link of chan4chan.com on emailz

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Anonymous: killing an infant with a rusted pocket knife.. slowly

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load runner: telling them everything will get better

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Anonymous: I once threatened to use a Battery charger on a Filipino terrorist's testicals. He talked, so i didn't find out if I could actually make myself do it

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Twinchlian: not only did I think of it; I did it. i fucked your mother.

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Mutt: Voting for o'bummer. But I couldn't go through with it.

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Anonymous: break every finger and toe so that the bone comes through the skin let your victom know that this pain is the least of his worries and that he will die slowly over the next week physical is painful, physcological is far more sore) start by skin victim foot to knee arm to elbo make sure u rub this in salt to stop bleedng plus it hurts cut up skin few more body parts then cut him open scoop out guts

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Flarp: battery charger, huh? that cracks me up. Battery charger don't do shit. Shit, my friends and I use to zap each other with stun guns. It kind of puts a new spin on tag. btw - don't celebrate evil. It celebrates enough as it is.

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killerinstinct: renting a uhaul truck tie the bitch arms and legs back and do her with a toilet brush

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mACÄK: donating blood

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Anonymous: lol all little kids with messed up heads... ill tell ya sumthing thats real.... become a dealer get your friends addicted and watch them slowly sell there posessions, there cars houses to feed there habit and keep your pockets full of cash $$$ hhehehe hahahaha

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Secret Squirrel: 3some with my twin sisters and fucking them up the arse

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Anonymous: peeling off there face and skull fucking them while i ask if they like me in there brain

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Anonymous: Strap someone to a table and use a hacksaw on there forehead

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Anonymous: oh yeah and where there face as a mask while i skull fuck them and afterwards shit all over there rotting corps then hunt down there loved ones and do the same thing while i make them watch with there soul, fuck everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: cut a person's arm off, roast it, then store it in a refrigerator. Handcuff the person to the fridge and provide only water. Wait until he/she gets hungry enough to eat his/her own arm. Then let them know that the arm they are eating actually belongs to their mother, who is also handcuffed to a fridge in another room.

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Anonymous: Capture someone and keep them confined. Every week, i bring four syringes. I tell them that one contains powdered glass in an aqueous solution, and the rest are filled with saline. For months, i only use saline filled syringes. Finally i bring in more harmless syringes and say three are filled with powdered glass. I do this for another few months.

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Anonymous: Then when they feel so very fortunate and lucky to have made it this long, i give them a choice of 4 syringes, one with powdered glass, one with muriatic acid and one with saline and another with bleach. These are all filled with powdered glass suspended in muriatic acid.

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Anonymous: procreate

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Anonymous: This box isn't long enough to write all that and it's hard to choose one... Ever seen the movie "Law Abiding Citizen"? Kinda like that but MUCH slower.... They might even live through it...

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fart: made her pregnant

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YuLiekPicturz: murder someone then trace evidence to them and eventualy make them scuicite.. im a sick sick sick person.. i know

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Alkarnur: there's this ex-best friend who backstabbed me that I wanted to vivisect in front of a mirror (so he could see everything that was being done to him).

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Grave: aids

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Anonymous: ^/thread.

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TitsMagoo: Bundling (someone) into a trebuchet, setting (someone) on fire and launching (someone) into the whirling blades of a wind turbine.

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chrud: i left a saltshaker lid unscrewed. is a salty evil?

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KingOfMuff: Ya know those meat slicers at the deli? Get one of those. Ya know those people that just need to die? Get one of those too. Also, a hot iron. Do the math, and you've got yourself one slow, painful death...

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Anonymous: torture interrogation elimination, but then i decided not to go work for the government.

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MarkMonkey: Knee him in the face then when he bends down in pain you go behind him and take your hand put it in his mouth and other hand on bottom jaw then rip it right off then you stick your hand down his neck and rip his throat out then stomp on his chest shattering his ribs. then you stomp on the top of his head leaving the floor a nice red colour.

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Anonymous: Insert glass rod inside penis. Then slap penis against table so that glass rod shatters inside. Make victim drink 3 beers fast. Wait for fun to begin.

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Anonymous: Tie victim to termite mound. Kick termite mound with boot. Enjoy.

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internets: shoot somebody in the head with a .45

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Lickathesplit: Whipe out the entire family's of drug barons, dictators, terrorists and mass weapon developers

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Funch: 2320 I used to have to pay for that kind of experience

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al: Stick my dick in her drink.

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Anonymous: Put victim in closet. Throw killer bee nest inside. Listen to party!!

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Anonymous: ive always wanted to reinforce my ceiling fan and skin someone alive after gagging them and watch the blood spatter patterns and let it rain down on me as i lay on the ground below

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Munster: I've seen "A Serbian Film" just a couple of weeks... pick something from there...

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Anonymous: I wanted to go after him with a 9-iron after he admitted to burglling my house and getting only 90 days in jail for it and not returning the stolen property from my mom. He eventually got his payback: he died at age 48 quite suddenly. Rot in hell, you sonofabitch!

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weirdboy: Raping and killing my boss's daughter and sending her head in the post

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Leonn: NOT PAYING MY TAXES HOLY FUCK

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Lickathesplit: to let him alive

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Fnsmartass: I'd really like to cut somebody's throat just to see how long it takes for him to bleed out. Raping my sweet cousin in the ass would be nice too. Maybe I could do both at the same time.

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rock: breaking his back with a sledge hammer then soak with petrol, he will die screaming for his mama and shitting his pants.

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StormTrooper: Nine-iron to the teenager next door who burgled my house. He got his, though... he died last year.

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Weed: Grind up his parents and feed them to him. But then I realized that South Park already did it so I went back home and called up my weed man.

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Phadrus: Letting you live, for just one more day.

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rock: oh thank god i didnt post what i wrote the other night when i was drunk

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Anonymous: Asking her to marry me

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AwesomeAnonymous!: MAKING A "SAW" MACHINE RIP MY BOSSES SPINE OUT WHILE I REPEATEDLY KICK HIM IN THE FACE THEN SMASH HIS FUCKING TESTICLES WITH A MACE!!! While I was at work :D goodnight Jez you motherfucker! :D

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LeeJannsen: Give someone "The Finger"

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Anonymous: take a shit directly into their asshole/pussy

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Anonymous

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Olga: some of these people need serious help! ew!

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vengance: hydraulic press, put a gun to their head and make them put in as many body parts by themselves as they physically can, starting with toes then fingers, then bigger stuff , 'til they can't do it anymore, then put their head in the press and make them beg for mercy, act like ur gonna not do it, then totally do it! LOL at the end, then play with the woodchipper, then clean w/ a pressure washer

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tardo911: break there spin just below the neck so they are paralyzed from the neck down. keep then shackled in my pitch black basement (yes i know shackles aren't needed if there paralyzed, but whatever) keep them as healthy as possible for about 50 years, but punching them as hard as i could in the face once a day. feed them only through a tube, except for letting them drink they're own piss and vomit.

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tardo911: then after 50 years of this, turn on the lights, (blinding them) cure them of being paralyzed, then let 10 hungry tigers down there to finish up the job. use the bones as toothpicks in high quality restaurants.

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Kil0: have them hear me talk for an hour, no one will get this joke, don't try

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Anonymous: i would get a few people "close to me" addicted to meth and after ahwile have them pay for it until they are bled dry of all their pesos :P then, i would have them clean my house, cook dinner and drive me around, whereever i wanted to go. Eventually they will be on the streets living under a bridge, and i will laugh at them, oh wait. I've already done that...

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lordroy: some of these ideas are epic... need moar tho...

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Anonymous: Force him to listen to Sarah Palin

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aval: Surprise Mantrain!

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Westin: Leave the toilet seat up...

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Anonymous: I've thought of pushing my mom down the stairs and kick her. But I won't do that. She's done horrible things to me, but I won't do that to her. Instead, in a few months when I've moved out, I'm taking all her furniture. That's what she gets for stealing thousands of dollars from me.

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Anonymous: I'm the same as the last poster, and let me just make it clear that she hasn't only stolen thousand of dollars from me. She's been violent, like my brother.

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Anonymous: ^ You steal furniture from your mom. Cool story, bro.

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Anonymous: Ive always wanted to break your mothers neck on christmas eve in front of the entire family. Oh and throw a baby into the fire right after wards.

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Anonymous: pee in someone's drink them this one time in summer camp i tough of putting cum in his tooth paste cuz he was a dick and would not share his tooth past from his tooth bottle

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Anonymous: Hey, I'm gonna fucking steal her furniture. I'm going to fucking do it and post the results!

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Ranxerox: I've contemplated raping certain women that I know. Total cunts every one. Rape and sodomize them repeatedly but do it via blackmail so they have to willingly submit or go to jail for some vrime that only I have evidence of.

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Ranxerox: crime, not vrime

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Anonymous: Flesh eating virus.

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Anonymous: kill

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outrageous: Light a dynamite stick and put it in their ass and watch

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MDMA: thought about writing a scathing letter to someone who wronged me to express my disapproval of their actions

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/unsee: Other than the rude shjts i whant to push into traffic?

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/unsee: I wanted to crush one punk's legs in and offset press trap, then hammer his balls so they would swell, and after a day or two pop one, letting him bleed to death with the heightened blood pressure.

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/unsee: Then there's feeding a thin chain to a bound and naked enemy hoisted over a great height. At the end of the 50 foot chain is 500 feet of heavy towing chain. As the chain passes it weighs on the intestinal track and if they live long enough to "digest" it to the stopper yank the ends straight.

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/unsee: @8973- Cornhole x-treme! (brought to you by Lil'Stalker)

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Dreadknought: I would knock them out and cut off there balls and cock sew them up and then put there pants back on stick them in a room filled with nothing but tvs with porn until they could not resist the urge to fap then after they realize there is nothing there wait until they are completely starving and feed them there own cooked penis and balls.

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Anonymous: OK. I would cut their tongue off and duct-tape their mouth shut. I would cut their hands off as well, so they can't stop themselves from gagging on their own blood because they can't swallow it.

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Anonymous: Where to start?

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Anonymous: post their contact information on /b/

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MACKY83: Welding my mothers boyfriend into a metal chair then keeping him locked in a room for a week hooked up to a saline drip whilst Archies "sugar sugar" plays loudly on repeat for the whole time. Then I'd go in for some Resivoir dogs Torture with a blowtorch, car batteries, I'd slowly remove bits of skin whilst keeping him alive occasionally hitting him with some adrenaline to keep the fucker alive.

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MACKY83: I'd research what order i could remove body parts untill he was a jawless eyeless torso then I'd release the video first to his family then on chan4chan revealing where he was then I'd turn myself in and go down in history as being "that guy who made the most disturbing torture/snuff film in history. Criminal psychologist will have to study a whole extra year because of me.

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Oran Gutan: make someone wear a sweater just because i feel cold

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Oran Gutan: then tell them they can olny have 2 beers with dinner

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Canucklehead: Can't tell you,, it's only been 6 years.

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Anonymous: What is wrong with you all? You're so sick in the head..

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Anonymous: I don't play with pity humans, i owned too many. My thoughts are reserved for gods.

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whatisthisshit: steal the battery's out of the remote

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MAELSTHUR: hmmm skin alive... to all dog eaters that kill dong in thist way all that poor animals

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Tattoos: Actually thought about handcuffing my ex-gf to a park bench nude in the middle of nigger town.

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Butter B. Stulle: ^^ MAELSTHUR, angry kid… your dog is your only friend in this world. that puppy doesn't care about your constantly bad breath and your skin conditions. sniffy licks your rash. oh how much you love your puppy. and how much you hate human beings...

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thatguynamed: First ill kidnapp him and put him in a room filled with really dirty smelly old people. then ill get him naked and raped by the old people. After that i will proceed by putting droplets of acid on different parts of his or her body. Then i will apply salt to the body after a day of course making him live. finnaly i will throw him in the middle of a highway roped so that he wont be able to escape

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thatguynamed: 1 year later i will send him a video about what happened

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honghavok: Rape

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Anonymous: feed someone laxatives knock em out tie them nude to a powerpole on the main road and let the fun flow

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Anonymous: tie them down to the bed while their sleeping and gag them, then enjoy 1-3 hours of surprise but sex, using the kitchen utensels for experiments...

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Sarsaday: take a shit in their bathtub.. good times.

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Focktor: don't fuck em in the ass....

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Anonymous: transplant the brain of a hetero guy into a womans body

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Raimey_D: Cut out his balls...would like to slice into his chest and yank out his heart.

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Anonymous: making them read the entire list of comments on this thread

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Anonymous: read these comments

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Anonymous: er.. shitpoop. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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NotSoMuchAnonymous: Introduce them to my mom...

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Rebecca Black: Writing moar songsand forcing all newfags on c4c to have to listen to them before becoming a oldfag redname

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amjod: CLASSIFIED

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Peckerhead: If I told ya I'd have to kill ya

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Anonymous: sex.........ewwwwwww

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Pootl: Skin all joints, underside of feet, inside of hands and remove eyelids. The administer max dosage of LSD, dump it in a silo filled with coarse salt and let it dry slowly and painfully out. Preferably with a single Sunn0)))) song on repeat :)

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Anonymous: Insanity Wolf said it best. Kill her, rape the corpse, burn it, snort the ashes, dance hard techno!

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Anonymous: I would start up a fetus cloning facility on the pacific ocean. Then hold the largest ever anti-abortion rally/luncheon and serve my famous "Jeffrey Dahmer" branded hot dogs and hamburgers using the aforementioned fetuses as the main ingredient. Damn..now that's evil.

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Anonymous: Anyone who posted something with 'would' or 'wil' or something extreme you never did - read the ITT before you comment or fuck off.

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Quantum69: Raping them with Fucking magnets

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ScrotumLips: This one has always been a thought with me in the case of revenge: Cut the wire to the Oil dummy light on their car/truck (doesn't work if it has pressure gauge) then drain all the oil out into a container, replace drain plug. Wait for expensive catastrophic engine failure.

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hello my name is: play "the game of choices", tie them up except for 1 arm, then bring in a box w/ 4 switches, tell them each switch operates a remote detonator to a bomb placed under or in a relatives house(ie: gramma, brother, etc.), tell them they have to only press 1 button, if they refuse remove expendable parts(fingers, toes, etc.), then once a button has been pressed return the next day w/ photoshopped news

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hello my name is: -paper containing a front-page story detailing that persons death, continue on using up both relatives and limbs until, either u run out of limbs, person finds a way to kill themself, or the best ending is: he/she is sitting there bleeding, about to die, and you tell them it's all fake, there were no bombs, no one died, the papers were fakd, and the box w/the switches was just a box, and now u die

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clivenhime: I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like t

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clivenhime: the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadaro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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Anonymous: get a couple of those nasty extremists and make them stand in a narrow well. At the top of the well, put a toilet seat. Put mic, cam and lighting so i can video their reaction every time i take a dump on them. repeat for 1 month and compare their first reaction to how they react after 30 days and nights being shitted on at the bottom of the pit

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Anonymous: ^^ yeh can i join in with the shitting on them? fuckin jehadists

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Anonymous: get her pregnant

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Anonymous: getting the person sedated>breaking kneecaps and ellbow joints>taking them to some secret place>after waking raping them analy while staring in their eyes in a mirror( just for affirming total superiority especially if victim is male) > batting arms and legs (we dont have much time from this point on)>chemical burn trough acid//heat to a limited area(otherwise we risk shock) > sandscrubbing skin

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mizakanator: Forcing somebody to step on a lego.

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Anonymous: id kill 60 percent- 40 percent of the population without hesitation then sleep like a baby

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GibblesNBits

^^ /// I'd kidnap djh and force her to like all of my submits

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djh123: ^ lol riiiiight.

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thatguynamed: steal all of his condoms.

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fiveby5: in a former life, i left a salt lid barely screwed. :P

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Anonymous: tie someone to an anthill

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Hughbie.: Thought? What about done?

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Whiplashell: Cancel his internet

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Anon A. Anony: ....let him carry on living

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Anonymous: kill somebody and hide the evidence by cutting the flesh from its skin and cutting the bones with a Dremel and toss them in the toilet.

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Anonymous: I tell women I love them, but I don't :)

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Buster Hymen: Sending them to Alabama for the weekend

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Anonymous: let them live in a democrat controlled amerika. . . as a white man

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Anon A. Anony: ...pile him into the back of a van, take him to a wood, find a slight incline - tie his wrists together, and to a tree will rope. tie ankles with rope,then to the van - take of handbrake(e-brake) and let van roll slowly down incline until rope is tight and slack taken up.walk home. return to site everyday - each time making a cut in the body with razor blade, until van tears him apart

1337442132590

Anon A. Anony: ....via the weight of the van pulling at his cut-compromised body .......(not that ive given it any REAL thought?)

1337442274400

spotswood: killing them slowly...

1337443569593

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Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/114393/What's_the_most_evil_thing_you_have_thought_about_doing_to_another_human_being?

ITT: SHIT THAT REALLY PISSES YOU OFF

itt (349) , angry (55)

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Anonymous: the really big and hard kind that either tears your asshole out or makes you strain so hard you pop a vein in yer head

1275207770582

DutchGuy: runny spray that results in having to wipe for an hour

1275207849217

Anonymous: ITTs!

1275208432535

TopGun: Niggers driving

1275208783960

iprobablyhateyou: newfags that post RIP

1275209164105

Anonymous: RIP ^ DOUCHEBAG FAG HAG.

1275215415849

Anonymous: muslims

1275226559422

iprobablyhateyou: 5839 just proved my point

1275233571536

Furore23: Homeless povs with Bluetooth.

1275234478356

Anonymous: humanity

1275281006983

Anonymous: Ppl who turn on their headlights while in city limits.

1275283012485

Anonymous: Bitches who don't put out on the first date, and demand condom use

1275283246688

Nickeh43: getting close to orgasm and then he stops what he's doing. goddammit

1275299741841

TotallyNasty: Bitches that orgasm way ahead of you and won't let you finish inside them

1275304809910

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Anonymous: My Math teacher.

1275314878890

Bubbles: Chrissmas! & Gooses that shit in me yard! Pakki Sammiches on dec 25th! oh & Swiney!

1275329755382

Bubble: Jews

1275330087343

Furore23: Just EAT THE GEESE. That's why Santa Christ gave them to you.

1275392101981

Jessica: Scottish Mexicans and people who fuck burritos while wearing a sombrero and kilt

1275435087505

FreeBirdMarine: fucking rednecks

1275435466829

Anonymous: people not posting tits

1275445643455

Poopalotacus: queer brownies

1275622216812

cybersinner: The fact that I ran out of astroglide and am now fapping dry.

1275634255786

CreepisKryp: TRRRRO-O-OLLLLLLLZZZ! (trolls)

1275635140326

the7rafe7: inevitable things

1275660974366

cybersinner: (x4 + y7)(w3 - z9) = a

1275681760106

Anonymous: magnets

1275681958872

JigHater: goddamn niggers

1275742784513

TopGun: Niggers that thinks they're genius... Well if a nigger knows to read and write you could tell that he's a genius .. for a nigga.

1275743328701

Anonymous: obama

1275743534788

Fatjesus85: Most pro skaters. But I have no idea why...and most rich people like bill gates

1275885768326

Anonymous: Jews and niggers

1276680961394

Anonymous: BEANER-CHAVS. THIER WHOLE CULTURE AND HOW THEY TREAT CAUCASIANS.

1276754922334

veranet: Old farts that "mistake" the gas for the brakes.

1276764751760

GhostNinja: everyone who thinks they are better than everyone else!!

1276764995382

devshade

must mute my damn TV to watch football

1276765611850

Anonymous: People who ITT: questions and expect us to answer them

1277084013180

Charlotte: I hate slow drivers.

1277084078595

Anonymous: ^^ I guess you filled their expectations then, huh, Anon?

1277127331321

SillyNigger: in all honesty, when people try to keep me away from fried chicken, weeaboos, and a ton of other shit

1277416847321

Anonymous: People that make fun of Swiney. He can't help it that he is a Scottish Mexican. He was born that way. His mama was a scottish slut whore and his papa was a smelly mexican. They were so broke that he had to wear some of his moms dresses ; although , they told him it was a kilt .

1277430692150

Anonymous: Stupid fucking picture like this.

1277434511479

Anonymous: people who use the words "nuff said" after trying to make a point...uh Nuff Said.

1277434897646

HeywoodJablomi: virus sites, and the people the create them

1277435748292

Flarp: Not enough room to list

1277600560776

sqwrrl: Guidos.

1277602240142

CerealKiller: when i fart and poo comes out

1277787601539

Anonymous: NIGGERS!!!!!!

1277787752757

Anonymous: My ingrown toenail >-<

1278136970193

Anonymous: Niggers who just won't die & bitches that won't shut up.

1278149847322

Anonymous: Ads on paytv and ISPs who also count the upload data

1278154944223

Nickeh43: people who think they know things, but actually they are just making themselves look retarded

1278283274799

bib: damn near everything

1278286496403

Anonymous: naggers

1278360572802

vengance: mexicans that stole my ipod , bike , cash , and pistol , and truck for 5 minutes as a "joke"

1278364628259

GhostNinja: all Humans!!! they are the meatbags!!

1278364759946

Anonymous: militant christians

1278965281640

Anti-PC Hero: 3rd world losers (including them that are even more losres that they have to emigrate to the Western world to mooch/commit crimes)

1278969185619

Anti-PC Hero: I forget about the greedy jewsboys, they're ruining the economy with their usury/swindlers.

1278972327978

Pyro: Humans

1279086052759

Anonymous: race mixers

1279105015727

Anonymous: niggers

1279105391312

Bun

1279109881473

Anonymous: AMERICANS!

1286253531344

Anonymous: parents

1286254633679

Anonymous: Brits. Niggers. Stupid pacifist "ECOXIST"Americans that bow to everyone. People who post nast ass shit like "Bun" ^^^^^

1286254836215

Anonymous: morons, idiots, twits, pinheads and those who are religious.

1286645074664

Klaus: Negroes

1286660944292

YuLiekPicturz: life

1286660965926

VolTec: Amercunts: but only the stupid kind that sues others for nuthin

1293766320516

Anon: when i have to pee while in bed

1293804834483

Stan Marsh: Hint: People who annoy you = N_GG_RS

1293805018616

Limerick: Vesicles.

1293805047720

Akingu: kikes, niggers and wetbacks. kill them all with fire. faggots too

1293806686229

Bassismylife: NOT KNOWING WHAT ITT STANDS FOR

1293807029445

StormTrooper: Obama and his asskissers and his fucking socialist agenda.

1293816668624

Anonymous: American niggers and of course Haitian nggers.

1293818611296

Anonymous: Pics of adults wearing diapers!

1293819056926

DarkAidan: god damn Sand niggers.

1293819180776

Anonymous: taco-benders!

1293819440548

Anonymous: EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF GODDAMMIT

1293857994681

Uncle Harvey: People who don't think I have the right to break the speed limit

1293859811725

Lickathesplit: You for naming yourself after a lame ass, myself, and the rest of the world

1293865628963

Weed: People mistaking the right-wing for the left-wing.

1293885271225

Ookami: Hypocrites, Ignorance, Racism

1293891241516

Anonymous: Smegma, smega and......California Cuisine.

1293892029368

Anonymous: muslim fags

1294514967233

Anonymous: Muslims don't have brain, any monkey has intelligent superior than sandniggers

1294515284806

Anonymous

1294515431877

Anonymous: ^ That is wrong on SO many levels!

1294518034631

Spectre: Piss that really shits me off

1294520244210

Hellcat1138: HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1294520468851

Klaus: Jedward

1294546420688

Anonymous: people

1294594605721

Ipissyouoff: Islamic dick sucking Guidos named BlazinWeed

1294598734712

Anonymous: everything except hot girls who want to fuck me, so pretty much everything.

1296872845822

Anonymous: All the niggers on TV, advertisement and movies. Its getting way out of hand.

1296912791234

Se Español y tu no!: Ookami (1293891241516), lo mas inteligente que se ha podido decir en este Tema...

1296914658911

fapstoomuch: fapping, then u here footsteps coming upstairs.

1296989499683

TinFoilHatGuy: *hears footsteps coming upstairs, starts fapping*

1296989689762

ToolShed: Never getting to actually catch him fap XD

1296991536876

Anonymous: Niggers,Muslims and Religionfags

1297001690667

Weed: Politicians.

1297009869185

Anonymous: stupidity, monotonous life, same people over and over again, fags, fags who think are cool but not... well in short EVERHING AROUND ME... almost...

1297020451180

Feefdoodle: her trying to catch me fap :)HA)

1297057365216

GRID: waking up

1300462210182

Anonymous: mexicans

1300462242283

Anonymous: islam

1300465874697

Captngeetch: Day time TV...it sucks

1300473040873

precious: trannies with dicks

1300473157937

Anonymous: Chick Lit, IE " Eat Pray Love "

1300475141899

djh123: trolls

1313142970971

Tznu: LolCard

1313167063490

Anonymous: Muslimes

1313167162434

honghavok: Atheists.

1313174493583

Anonymous: Religious people, who think believing in nonsense makes them morally superior, even though they lead more immoral lives than the atheists they insult

1313174570992

Anonymous: welfare niggers

1313175331616

honghavok: The atheists.

1315243210534

Anonymous: cuming in less than 30 seconds and the woman being all jealous and shit

1315244895257

Lickathesplit: Religion, dem religious folks should go to their heavenly paradise already, i'll gladly volunteer to speed up that proces. Lemme know which button to push and i'll blow them away by the billions..

1315271677222

Anonymous: anoying europeans who cant think of good comebacks and insult other countries

1315276152273

Anonymous: Religious Retards

1317821622780

Anonymous: People that don't wipe there assholes clean after taking a shit

1317828700463

Raimey_D: ^oh puke...nasty

1317836455842

Anonymous: Girls that puke on my dick while I face fuck them. And no I am not Max Hardcore.

1317836838462

Anonymous: Rednecks reproducing.

1318554761566

koda12: kailey

1318645040303

Weeble: Liberals, we don't need any more damn illegals trashing our country

1318648287441

Captngeetch: Coming home and finding just one beer in the fridge and the game has already started

1318648631942

Anonymous: OP...

1318650767579

Anonymous: ^ Boy do you need to train your bitch better

1318650803919

m4k3k3: Preachers

1318881348847

Anonymous: djh123 not showing thine tits, but pearchan will

1318882113824

Anonymous: i'd love to peel & rape pearchan but i don't know her address

1318883740275

Anonymous: ^She shouldn't be that hard to find. = bigcuties/beccabae

1318888129664

pedobearVer2: Chris muther fucking Hansen (did i spell that right?) and ppl who dont pay when I grade their driveways and the main roads, fucking road association!

1318898022261

koda12: when girls who eat shit wont give me head

1318904028233

StormTrooper: That goddamn "why u no buy a lolcard" floating ad. Every fuggin' new page.

1318905788107

Anonymous: guys pretending they wouldnt fuck a girl or find her attractive simply because shes not 18 yet.

1318925315107

The Original Spoon: The redundancy of putting ITT on these questions. Oh, I thought you might want me to answer in that OTHER thread.

1318973812916

halfmast: feminists ,women, niggers

1318994484552

Raygunz: Bish that dont make good sammich

1318994620561

Nerp: When you're capping to really hot porn and then the bitch decides to stretch her asshole open and they do a closeup of the gaping asshole... WTF! Instant soft cock.

1319025175233

Quantum69: ^lolwut?

1319025496452

Anonymous: Atheist white basterds.

1319047706550

nigro: da wite man

1319048061527

the big mansini: atheist bastards.

1319048103130

Anonymous: Trannies that look hotter then djh123, lily84, girlsoldier727 and nickeh43

1319048170692

mischievious: RIP Femanons.

1319048231417

Anonymous: PETA.

1337194410562

Anon A. Anony: 'hey atheists' posts

1337441177997

Quantum69: ANONFAGS on c4c, FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!!

1337441339103

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Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129880/ITT:_SHIT_THAT_REALLY_PISSES_YOU_OFF

THERE IS NO CP WITH BLACK GIRLS

black (342) , cp (66) , itt (349)

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Anonymous: Coz everyone can take a dump on the floor and fap on it!

1270541955159

Luv Killz: What White people call CP Blacks call "Normal" it's a cultural thing.

1270710537171

Anonymous: Its because black don't fuck their children.

1270735730686

Anonymous: no they fuck other peoples lol

1270736537291

R. Kelly: but the judge didn't believe me

1270748688348

WJ: Even us black guys don't want to look at ugly crap like that.

1270783218646

Anon::: 0686,,, Who dat knockin' up all dim black school gurls ??

1270784149169

CreepisKryp: OP is a candidate for chemical castration, any which way we spin the meaning of this post.

1270799182955

Choadboy: What about Asians, Hispanics, Eskimos, etc.?

1271372378162

Anonymous: true dat, true dat...

1271687855190

Namefag: Niggaz are morally superior to honkeys in that regard.

1271688093959

Anonymous: because no one wants to see black pussy... much less that of niglets

1271699680170

Greg: cause when they fuck nigger girls, theyre too ashamed to tape it

1271702936966

Anonymous: yes der is

1271712605585

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blindn1ear: Technicaly, it's beastiality.

1271802784950

Anonymous: little girls are hot

1273663354968

BanHammer: 955159 is winrar

1273668599145

Anonymous: cuz niggars cant buy camera.

1273668735611

ImYourMomBIATCH: Niggers are worth nothing! Fock off white trash!

1273699685696

Anonymous: cz its not worth it

1273714052153

Anonymous: good

1273764920991

dangerous dave: Because its considered animal porn

1273769494727

anarcacist: Where?

1273773164693

Anonymous: its coz the light is never right

1280355111976

Jovi: There isnt? I wouldnt know, I've never seen any *chuckles nervously, looks around suspiciously*

1280355509379

Ghostkey: Of course not, all I'd see is a blank screen. They either to dark to see or they r blood-suckin-leaches/vampires and can't be seen in the mirror or camera

1282068566379

Anonymous: I know it's at least one video

1282075083713

the7rafe7: true

1282076145922

Limerick: ^^^Or they stole the videocamera.

1282162719954

Anonymous: r kelly will piss on you and your 13 year old daughter.

1282162986143

BENDOWN: ...i think i has new fetish

1282173373330

ShitskinKiller: There aren't that much porn with black women either, it's because they're ugly sheboons, no-one wants to film them...

1282212518942

asp: bullshit

1282212984915

immortaldude: ever questioned why niggers rape white girls ?

1282213261706

asp: white rape white, black rape black, white rape yellow, yellow rape........................colour rape colour............

1282213545320

Anti-PC Hero: @asp: Learn about proportions,

1282214587314

Anti-PC Hero: "National Epidemic of Black on White Rape": youtube [dot] com/watch?v=fR9-6b27Bm0

1282214652906

Anonymous: yeah well that's because we don't wanna see monkey love fuck you nigger filth

1282214678168

asp: do blacks rape more whites than whites rape blacks?

1282214950445

Anti-PC Hero: @asp: Yes they do, with a huge proportion (according to DOJ, ~34560 black rapes on whites, vs ~10 white rapes on blacks), just look at that video-link I included.

1282215997289

immortaldude: reason there is aids , becouse niggers rape monkeys in the jungle

1282216119813

asp: i'm a black non rapist

1282306498155

Anonymous: I have seen sum black cp

1284737108710

anonymous: nobody can ever get hard with a nigress except niggers and they are to dumb to work a tape recorder

1285183801172

Anonymous: because nigggers cant afford video cameras

1285544224213

load runner: no clown penis with black girls, check

1285544357910

Anonymous: there r 2

1285552700585

Anonymous: cuz nigger private parts don't show up on video.

1285554421283

Anonymous: I've seen some so called artistic nudes of black girls. Not my cup of tea but it does exist.

1285559139366

Anonymous: Yes,Asp blacks rape far more whites than whites rape blacks. Statistically, it practically never happens.

1285559212750

george III: You don't need to rape black girls; they love fucking and they're wonderful at it.

1285561838225

Anonymous: thats because no one wants to see niggers

1286507850197

Anonymous: it's because you can see that in " national geographic " :)

1286538326628

ThNerdyLittleBrother: But doesn't rule #34 say that there has to be?

1289200697445

Anonymous: i would fuck the shit out of a little nigger slut

1291605194723

MrSandynigger: 1st post is epic win

1293166883920

Anonymous: ...and there ain't no cheese pizza here either. GTFO!

1293168309170

Anti-PC Hero: Also, I´m Gay

1296749628729

Anonymous: ^figures

1296756545279

balder: @1271712605585 profit??

1296758367967

Weed: OP has no idea of what he's talking about.

1296760593571

Anonymous: If I wanted to fuck a baby monkey I'd go to the zoo

1297302952596

Anonymous: And how do you KNOW this?

1313944059155

Lenin: Sure there is! The Communist Party USA is full of them.

1313950164546

Anonymous: Because even Pedos have taste.

1317481632739

Anonymous: There is plenty of EBT cards with nigger girls !!!

1317482044605

m4k3k3: because thats called zoophilia

1317492454542

Anonymous: because black women don't wanna get fucked by small dicked serial killing entilted small minded biggoted ass white boys!!!!! YEAH!

1319424332248

anonymous: ^inbred, child raping, murdering, dumb as a rock, nigger with no money.

1319452877588

SexKiller: R Kelly made some.

1319483621139

Anonymous: that's because they're ugly as fuck...

1319513167663

Anonymous: THERE IS CP, IT'S AT OAKLAND ZOO MONKEY CAGE !!!

1319514459265

Anonymous: small dick anger.

1319579928908

Anonymous: the closest thing you guys can get to sex is wanking off to kids. sick.

1319580279539

RubberG: ^ niggers rape little kids all the time. Its in their nature.

1319586389902

Anonymous: which means you RubberG are the biggest nigger of them all. you child molesting bitch. you can't actually fuck a real adult because you are a loser! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BITCH!!!!

1319593946152

Grebbur: ^ We have a winrar! you sir, anonymous just achieved 10 internets

1319594375681

Anonymous: Even the Pedos don't want to stick their dicks in a nigger!

1319601694231

RubberG: ^^^ LOL!........ Problem?

1319620069291

Anonymous: cuz we need generation

1319625545449

Anonymous: because we're not evil like white people

1319666762286

Anonymous: they're all pink on the inside...

1319673472871

JustGodlike: cause nobody would watch it then

1319810831761

BlazinWeed: AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHA THIS MADE ME LOL

1319810950820

Anonymous: that's because even as kids they have big, sloppy, fat cunts...

1319918152256

Cobra: There is no CP. Period.

1319923746384

Anonymous: BE GLAD!!!!

1320227447284

Anonymous: V^^bring down niggers^^V

1320231839720

Anonymous: Only Eurofags rape young black girls anyways.

1324968599582

Anonymous: too ugly

1324971803424

Anonymous: 'cause in black areas it's not illegall. You can legally fuck a newborn baby. so there's not anything special

1324978317698

Anonymous: it wouldn't be "CP" it would be "bestiality" or "zoophilia"

1324986412898

Furore23: Australian dustniggers have, for forty millenia, based their entire culture on raping their own children.

1324992732963

Anonymous: ^Fuck off white cunt! Just gimme my Centrelink check and my petrol but don't talk about my culture you racist white dog cunt!

1324997148246

Furore23: ^ But I deeply admire and respect your Abo culture! I am impressed with your one technical achievement - the stick. And I think that the beautiful dreamtime takes you share are the foundation of an important modern tradition, that of child porn.

1325006441724

Furore23: ^ Uh, I mean dreamtime tales. Derp.

1325006610908

Anonymous: no, i wouldnt want to prove the adverse - or do you want to give me hints for that?

1325006715680

Anon: I've seen some so yes there actually is.

1337435309199

Anonymous: IN OAKLAND ZOO THERE IS !!

1337441118430

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ITT: LAST THING YOU KILLED AND WHY

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Anonymous: A moth...its wings had been torn to fuck so I put it out of its misery

1274471903896

robohitler: someone with kindness

1274472485276

yetnotdead: I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

1274472756108

Mad Hatter: A SIX PACK OF SHINER BACH BEER BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET DRUNK

1274479096932

Anonymous: Snails. They were eating my tulips. I try to move them humanely to my neighbor's garden, but I'm sure some of them died.

1274479571880

Pyro: My g-bong

1274717737485

Pyro: I need no reason

1274718061925

Anonymous: A nasty spider ...it was big and fast and very close to being inside my house

1274720106291

TwoFaced: A bee. I fucking hate bees.

1274724512695

F'en Liars! ^^^: A Million Sperm Cells.

1274732887554

cliptoe: time-bored

1274735355340

Anonymous: dog. was vaguely annoying me

1275437729418

Furore23: OP.

1275492273586

Anonymous: your moms vagina........ no reason needed..

1275518995152

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Anonymous: i killed a mouse today with a gas powered weed wacker... shit wasn't all that cash... felt kinda bad after

1278117923426

slikwilly: 6 million jews back in the 40's...... they're jews, that should explain everything

1278473463204

TotallyNasty: Well this was random, I actually killed one of that thing in the c4c news that some dumbfucks call a mosquito... Not in any elaborate manner tho, just dropped a paper box on it with my foot, because it was bothering me slightly.

1278473739373

Moongrim: I'm gonna plead the Fifth.

1278504577799

Anonymous: a spider. why not?

1278508844950

vikingCHAN: someone's dog, I will not even try to avoid hitting an animal if in excess of 30 mph me>it

1278540298157

Pumpkin: A fly. It was buzzing and I was in a homocidal mood

1278561006127

vengance: a rooster because I live in town and a dumb mexican bought it and it kept crowing so i called animal control but they threw it over the fence and it had been wandering the neighbor hood crowing for a week then it got into my back yard so i got my pellet gun and blew its brains out and fed it to my dog

1278564256629

Anonymous: smallish 6 point buck, for food

1278567899790

the7rafe7: you wow account. why? because you need to pay me back for paying for it LOL

1278574006587

Anonymous: Kill: Rabbit ; Reaso: Man that was one delicious meal

1280438710814

Anonymous: a witch, cuz she kept crying. then i played my xbox games

1281614321811

ElCapitan: my soul....comprise for banging that ugly slag the other nite

1281615165285

Anonymous: Rooster. Someone dropped the damn thing off in my yard and it wouldn't shut up... so I got a revolver and shot that fucker dead. It's buried in a shallow grave out back.

1281632812644

turd: a beer, because I was thirsty.

1281633042958

YuLiekPicturz: the flowers on my weed plants.. reason unrelated

1281636306465

Anonymous: Time. Because it will kill me eventually.

1281643513541

gympervert: a bug. cos im EVIL

1281709053221

~Killer~: A 5th. Shits and giggles

1281916741979

Burrgeezy: Spider with a knife, it was charging.

1281916883807

PIratebob: Spider with flip flop. It was a brown recluse. Fuck them things

1281917180671

Anonymous: a small child b/c it was crying like a bitch

1281917524557

Anonymous: Three Afghanis sense you asked, but to be fair there were four of us that killed them. Don't shoot at Americans if I am around. Stupid towel heads.

1282035797444

Techno Viking: Some cunt messing with my blue haired betty.

1282035937591

CerealKiller: spiders...need i see more?

1282036145481

tman86: a raccoon, I live out in hicksville and it had the balls to cross the street as I was driving past

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Anonymous: Rabbit, It seemed like a good idea. Pull the trigger BLAM!!

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Grave: a ninja.

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Anonymous: Praying Mantis, cuz those things are evil and it attacked me in my car.

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g-man: cunt robbin my house-buckwheats ftw

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rome_: slug, stepped on him, he squished between my toes... and gave me a chubby

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Anonymous: my exgf the taste of revenge and blood is none the sweeter

1284938312288

Clownichter: My underwear because i thought it was a fart but....

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Anonymous: a cat this morning it ran directly in front of me.

1284941394678

Anonymous: my wife. no dinner

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vengance: fucking coyote, b/c it wuz right outside my door howling, so i got my 12 ga. loaded heavy-base buckshot in the fucker, poened the door and gave it a new breathing-hole!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

1284956314623

Warg: The mood. I told her I wanted to call her Skeletor during sex and she said there was NO WAY.

1284986411721

Knome: my brain cells

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Anonymous: my boner (it was lookin at me funny and all uppity)

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chrud: i backed over a basketball sized turtle with a tractor accidently. exploded like it was deapthroating a stick of dynamite....

1286633331916

Alkarnur: There was this American tourist who's a friend of friend of mine (whose not American). Anyways, he came here and wouldn't stop talking about his dog and how much he loved him on and on. I always thought Americans were idiots because of their pet fetish. So I took his dog, tied him to a post, drenched him in gasoline, called the American so he eas there to watch, then lit the dog on fire. He was so

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Alkarnur: fucked up when he saw it happening and he couldn't do anything while the dog was burning. A couple minutes later, when the dog stopped sqealing and the American could control himself a bit, he tried to beat me, so I beat the shit out of him and drove him to a hospital his face all smashed. My friend (who the American had come to visit) has a mind as twisted as mine, so he couldn't stop laughing

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YuLiekPicturz: a chicken, for diner

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Hard Tymes: The punch line.......:) ...............What was the joke again?

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Asian Dude: a turtle... with a cinderblock... i was hungry

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Mutt: 2 gray squirrels. Stay out of my woodshed.

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Anonymous: fucking gawk

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Bongochops: Mouse. It was trespassing

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fLARP: Are we talking just animals, here?

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Anonymous: A big spider. "This isn't 'Nam, Smoky. There are rules".

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fLARP: Well, if we're rulling out higher forms of life, and bacteria, I accidentally killed some form of bug a couple weeks ago. I avoid killing unless it profits me or the soon to be dead object has pissed me off.

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Anonymous: a nigger your welcome

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GrYm: Unidentified flying bug, I imprisoned it in a upside down glass cup on my desk... and left it there to slowly die of thirst. Took about 3 days.. mildly entertaining :\

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Anonyfag: A baby chiken, because I was hungry ;D

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fLARp: Considering self. May post pics.

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Phadrus: Mosquito. I need not say why.

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Anonymous: A beer.

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Anonymous: A fly, it landed on my desk

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Anonymous: Your mother, for claiming that I raped her, which I did after she stopped struggling.

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Anonymous: The neighbor for raping my chinchilla.

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BnSneky: mom and dad, they pissed me off

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sickfuck88: a nigger for teh lulz

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REDNECK: I SHOT A COON FOR THE HELL OF IT!!!!!!!!

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waberlohe: ^ affirmative

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Anonymous: A couple of niggers

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BnSneky: and old ladies ass, because it was there

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al: my appetite.

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fap: a nigger trying to rape my wife

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fap: a nigger trying to rape my wife, i could barely see him. so i turned the lights on and shot him

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Anonymous: myself

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vengance: I awoke to my T.V. floating so knowing wut I do about niggers I got my .38 special , and shot to the left and right of the T.V. and it fell , so I turned on the lights and ended the niggers, then walked into the living room and ended the one there , then went to my gunsafe , broke the lock and stuck a loaded rifle in hi hands and pistols with the other 2 , then called the cops cont'd in next comm

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vengance: then went to court and plead guilty on self-defense and they bought it and let me go

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Anonymous: i aborted a fetus. i am a doctor.

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Wa22uP: a bird, FUN

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Anonymous: A fly in the toilet

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Anonymous: jesus he stole my soda

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mrisom2009: whitetail doe, because I hunt.

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Anonymous: my borther, he farted in the pc's chair.

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Anonymous: a couple million sperms, cause i felt like fapping.

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Weed: Prop Comedy. Because it bored me.

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Psilofyr: A gnat because it was irritating and needed to find elsewhere to lurk.

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Anonymous: xXFatalDragon23Xx...the rat bastard bankrupt me...

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Anonymous: my litlle birther's personality.

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Anonimous: If this comment ends in 0, god exists...

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Anonimous: FUCK YEA

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cheesecake: Chipmunk - gorging on birdseed - pellet gun, took out jugular - bled out - OMG chipmunks have like a gallon of blood in them

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Anonymous: Cat, cause it was on my property and it belonged to the neighbors

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Anonymous: Knuckle children...cause I'm lonely :\

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Lightbringer: wpcap.dll

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Glennocide@wrk: EVERY ONE! that dimensional plain was just getting old

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Anonymous: Black widow, was in my rock wall. Not killing spiders because tehy eat bugs is like not killing snakes who eat mieces. WTF? SNAKE!!! is like not killing

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Anonymous: Spetnaz on cod. Bitch

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Last_Resort: A mosquito cause it kept biting me in my sleep

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Banshee5: ^same here dude

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Anonymous: Moth: Torched with deoderant+lighter flamethrower; was flappin' 'n' shit.

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MrPerspective: Forced to keep my bug zapper in one hand right now. HAH! Another one bites the dust.

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MrPerspective: Disco. Finally, "mission accomplished". Durr...

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MrPerspective: The lights. Time to sleep. Nighty-night, world... (zzzzzzzzzzzzz...)

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Lickathesplit: Ah, i am fail, i only was charged with attempt, good fucking lawyer got me free and i received 7.495 euro unlawfull imprisonment for 104 days. Marrocan guy survived, but died 6 months after that, shot and burned ... (not by me )

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Anonymous: killed my girlfriend, she cheated my with a nigger. i killed the nigger too

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Anonymous: i think that we all agree more or less that killing sperm babies is the best thing to kill and the last thing we killed

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thatguynamed: I dont know what it was

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Anonymous: i killed a guy in reno just to watch him die

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YWHW: Jesus, so he could die for your sins.

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the original spoon: the switch, cause it was beddy-bye time.

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MrPerspective: ^^^ Repost, but nice one. :-)

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Anonymous: A wolf spider the size of a silver dollar.

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MrPerspective: A silver dollar the size of a spider wolf. (I... kinda was "visiting" the Batcave)

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Banshee5: a silver size the spider of a dollar wolf

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Anonymous: mosquito,because fuck them

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adnan: im one of them who killed Jeezz.no more sins hell yea!!!

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MrPerspective: The mood. Just for the kicks of trolling. Nyahaha! }:-)

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Anonymous: A wasp, because I am not having trolls for dinner!

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Last_Resort: A roach lurking by the trash dumpster. You're not in my apartment but a clear cut case of pre-emptive strike

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danielsimba: time, coz I have plenty

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Midgeinc: Thai motorcyclist, He drove into me!

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TinFoilHatGuy: /chat, because I am a boring sonofabitch

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chumpno1: the buzz, coz im buzzkillington

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kjay: a six foot diamond back...drilled with a Glock then chopped his head off

1311495636122

Flarp: The chat

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Anonymous: Maddie McCann; too old

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Captngeetch: Groundhog....was digging holes everywhere

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Anonymous: Amy Winehouse, didn't pay for the last delivery

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Casey Anthony: That little snot nosed brat so I could fuck my nigger boyfriend

1311537094127

Anonymous: My little brother. He was going to tell our parents the truth of why hiss asshole hurts every morning

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Francesca: I supplied that Winehouse with her last fix, R.I.P.

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Anonymous: opossum fucker just didnt want ot die

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Anonymous: a grey coz im sick

1311586311151

Anonymous: My toilet. 'caus of tacos

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Anonymous: my /b/ profile cause this place is ran by and for newfags

1311723130198

Anonymous: This thread. For the lulz.

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djh123: nothing :D cuz i rock like that :)

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Anonymous: I killed the billions and billions of fuck in my head with a powerful combination of stimulants and depressants commonly known as a ¨SPEEDBALL¨

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LastResort: Mosquito

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Anonymous: I scream, YOU Scream, WE ALL Scream for HEROIN!!!

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MrPerspective: A cock, two days ago. Namely, euthanasia of a quaill cock lynched by his fed-up harem!

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Anonymous: my spermatoiza, cos i fapped. & it was good!

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Anonymous: I KILLED A FUCKNG TICK WITH FIRE BECAUSE IT SUCKED ON MY DOG

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Mr. President: This thread

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The Original Spoon: That half pint of brandy last night.

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Anonymous: Kill wetbacks, niggers, chinks, gooks, sandniggers and muslims and make the world a better place.

1319928987101

BlazinWeed: niggers

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Anonymous: ^By swallowing cum you recieved at the glory-hole

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BlazinWeed: ^ after you nigger.

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ImYourMomBIATCH: BlazingWeed died of car accident^^,

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ImYourMomBIATCH: BW is nigger himself, btw

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BlazinWeed: no i'm a helpless arab who was lucky to be born in Norway and living a better life than most of you faggotts

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ImYourMomBIATCH: ^Its not him, its his sister talking, and she's a bitch that must be destroyed.

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BlazinWeed: ^ i dont have a sister, so you fail.

1319931546591

Anonymous: An arab that has a jewish last name being picked on by a pretend swedish bitch. You people are too much. haha

1319931563812

Anonymous: ^^$1 says you fuck niggers

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BlazinWeed: ^ 1 cent says you are a faggott

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sasquach: my tv.thank you,thank you very much

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Trollzwin: MY BOWL

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Raimey_D: Jeez...where are the retard police when you really need them? Anyway...in Thailand, scrap meat in an eatery is...cats and dogs and a rat or two for flavor.

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HWood: Time. BC I am here...

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Anonymous: my own conscious

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The Original Spoon: I forget the why.

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Anonymous: Mom. She wouldn't get me a Pepsi. All I wanted was a Pepsi Just one Pepsi

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koda12: a skunk, hit it riding my bicycle home

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Canucklehead: Chinese Military officer in Laos in late winter 75,, cause that's what they paid me to do.

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Fingie: love... cause i got tired of bitches

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iamthewalrus: a baby... they are delischus

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Anonymous: An 8 pack of brew-skis cuz relatives are coming to visit..usghhh!

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Anonymous: Food. Because I was hungry.

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Anonymous: I Killed White Boy Cuz I Hate Crackers Black Power!

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eyedol: fly, coz it was in my house

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Anonymous: My WinDuLLzzz machine cuz MACS are way cooler.

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MAELSTHUR: roach bc I fucking hate them

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Hughbie: If I told you I'd have to kill you.

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Dieu: poors everyday, cuz the 1% is still in power, wake up take it ez, ur welcome to have good discussions and good times in the streets cu

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Lexicon: Thousands of unwanted microbes, because my immune system is Boss.

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Anonymous: A pack of niggers looked at me funny and started chimping. I opened fire.

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hello my name is: several rattlesnakes, apparently they don't do too good up against a 6' rotary mower behind a tractor,or a 6' box-blade, or a road-grader, in one weeked I killed 7 or 8 of the buggers

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Everdark: the "mood" ... cos I thought it would be funny. It was.

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Anonymous: Wat. You Mad at me for some raisin?

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Santa: im gonna die a mustache wow

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weeone

Oh noes

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Pyro

In a gay ass explosion? Im cool with that i guess

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kinganonymous

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devshade

i think thats ok^^

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Clarkky: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-22/1271910266950.jpg

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gmode: 10

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cheesecake: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-10-08/33b3fis.gif WOOHOO!!!

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sickalko: http://chan4chan.com/archive/2930/Pregnant_octomom

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darkwing duck 421: Im gunna die by a hot amputee chick hittin me wit her cruches......owy

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Anonymous: ?

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Furore23

Oh SHIT. These chav scumbags will take all fucking day to chew through me. Gross.

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vikingCHAN: omfg a pokenmans is going to keel me

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32:3:13 - seconds hours minutes - WHAT'S NEXT AMERICA?

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anon: butterscotch pudding

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Grave: yes sir! post!

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Phadrus: A Lapdance.

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Greeft: Yellowstone Ruination.

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yo: houres? stupid foreigners learn how to spell!

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Alkarnur: LOL

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YOU!: potatoe?

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Anonymous: 3:13 AM and 33 seconds, duh

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SouthernPride: the way i see it is that the month is mostly the smallest digit, and the day is mostly double digit, and larger then the month and starting 31C.E. the year is always bigger so stfu europe

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crackerkiller5: my ass?

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Anonymous: Scented porn! '8D

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Anonymous: ^^ has 2 black dicks in it.

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Grave: SouthernPride, you are a douche. Days change more frequently, then months, then years. that same reason that hours comes before minutes and then seconds. DAMN AMERICA, YOU STUPID!

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BnSneky: Niggers

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YOU ARE MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

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Anonymous: Is this how to kill yourself without pointing at yourself?

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devshade: fuck no...bullet would still be faster, speed of light is not limiting speed itself

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Anonymous: devshadde... wtf? The speed of light is the fastest ANYTHING can go. There just is no "faster than the speed of light" it's just impossible.

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knightofadliya: The bullet is already moving at the speed of light inside the gun. When you fire it' will fly at the speed of light+normal bullet speed. So you won't catch up to it

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Sparty: u will kill your self :)

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Anonymous: The theory is that the energy it takes to accelerate any mass going that fast is so high that ist impossible. So things without mass can go faster.... All you have to do is remove the mass from the bullet and your all set to go!

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Anonymous: ^^you are a retard remove the mass from the bullet? so take the bullet away? have no bullet? you can't have a bullet without mass

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Anonymous: speed of light DOES limit speed itself...bullet wouldn't change velocity

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Anonymous: knightofadliya is correct but good luck to the tards on here gaining an understanding of it

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bils30: there is no way you can travel that fast without being crushed

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TotallyNasty: Let me give all of you a hint, there isn't a fixed point in the entire universe and speed is only measurable in comparison to other objects (such as source, destination etc.) so there is in theory no limit to speed, thus if the guy was wearing a space suit and travelling in vaccum it would work the same as him not moving at all. Speed is always relative.

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Anonymous: TotallyNasty got it. Speed is relative. From your perspective, the bullet will be travelling as fast as a bullet does. To an outside observer, it may travel only slightly faster. And it wouldn't be traveling faster than the speed of light, just faster than you-- you can't move at the speed of light (unless, as has been said, you're massless-- e.g. a photon has no rest mass).

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beepb00p: ^ YAWN - shut blowhard anonfag - tell ya what, let's test a bullet's velocity through your fukken skull :D

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TotallyNasty: Actually, light can travel faster than the "speed of light"... Turn on a flashlight and walk forward, the light coming from it would (for an observer you walk towards) be moving at the speed of light, plus like 2km/h :P according to Einstein the light should then travel back in time or some shit, but obviously it doesn't. Speed is STILL relative.

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Droid: you can travel faster than the speed of light, there will just be a visual delay. and at current, u will also melt to a puddle from the friction involved in the air around u...

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Anonymous: If you were travelling at the speed of light you would be part of a singularity. The universe relative to you would exist inside a single point. There would be no time. There would be no spacial dimensions.

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Boreece: ^ Wrong, wrong, somewhat right. A singularity is an immesurably dense thing, like a million fat people shoved into a phone booth. The mass drawn into the singularity is falling inside faster than the speed of light, that's the reason why the things surrounding singularitys are called black holes. Think of it as an escalator movin downward at above the speed of light with you trying to run upward.

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Boreece: No matter how fast you are, you will end up on the lower end, inside the singularity. If you were moving at the speed of light, everything else would look curved towards you, since the light from every point closer than 186k miles/300k kilometers would reach you within a second or a fraction of it. So the universe would maybe look something like a flat circle around you.

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Boreece: There would be time, although it would be much slower to the people not moving as fast as you. Spacial dimensions would still exist, a light year doesn't have that name just for kicks since it's a measure for distance.

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Dave: lol- you're travelling at the speed of light... so.. for you... time has stopped... the bullet would go 896 m/s faster than the speed of light... therefore going back in time... so ... you better DUCK MOTHERFUCKER coz that bullet is about 896 meters behind you chasing down your ass!!!

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Truth: It's funny how some people are willing to believe something that is un-provable when it involves science, but scoff at everything that involves religion.

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Anonymous: If you travel at the speed of light for hour it will take the bullet 72 years to catch up with you

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KarmaPickles: I will an hero this way and post pics in 72 years. be back 1 hour

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Hughbie: wtf with all the jabbering above...just become the road runner and you'll leave that bullet for dea.

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Hughbie: wtf with all the jabbering above...just become the road runner and you'll leave that bullet for dead

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Anonymous: However, you would have to gain more energy immediately as the bullet is fired, because as soon the bullet is freed, mass is reduced, energy is lost, causing you and the bullet to slow down. Energy (Speed) is lost when you fire the bullet and split. The bullet gets a tiny portion by mass, and you get the bulk. Killing yourself. Think about throwing a rock in space for example.

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Anonymous: That is, assuming this is all done in a vacuum, and that you have a way to achieve enough energy to reach speeds that high. To do it on earth would allow you to fire it faster than you are moving, but I don't know if you'd survive the air resistance.

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cyroth: since the only thing that can move with the speed of light is light both, you and the bullet must be light. If you watch it from somewhere else the bullet will travel at the same speed as you but for you it will look like the bullet would fly away with the speed of light. both observations are true! at least that is what relative theory teaches us.

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Anonymous: one question...aren't you already dead with this speed at a oben...platform witz raods? :D

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nameless: two words: terminal velocity

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eddieo: the bullet would never leave the barrel because it does not have enough energy to travel faster than the speed of light.

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Anonymous: There would be no time for the person who is traveling at the speed of light. The faster you travel through SPACE, the less you move forward Through time. The speed of light is simply the max velocity anything can move through space. If you move at the max velocity, then you freeze in time. While at the speed of light, the man would be frozen until slown, so the bullet would never be fired.

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Anonymous: Gun would explode, trajectory of gasses and shrapnel would be everywhere but forward

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Anonymous: SAME THINg THAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIVIDE BY ZERO.....DOOMMEED

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ArmsReach: Bullet can't take that air resistance and the lead would fragment while you pass through the shards.

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a78589645: Fuck people. If you know nothing about the theory of relativity, then stop making up shit guesses at it. Anonymous gets it, light is massless- you and your damn bike and gun ain't.

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Anonymous: Things with mass can't go the speed of light.

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petepru95: Mass = Energy @ the speed of light (remember E=MC^2) Also nothing can move faster than light. Speed is not relative, it is time that is relative. So light is always going in a straight line at 186,000 mile/s . Spacetime can be bent curved and light is still going same speed in that spacetime blackholes dont bend light they bend spacetime back onto itself. For the sake of the joke, he offed himself

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MrNonChalant: im hella surprised no one made a comment about there being a "nigger" holding the gun lol. is this really the first intellegent conversation ive seen on here. good job guys lmao

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Anonymous: advice: 1. read "relativity, the special and general theory" by einstein. 2. read "spacetime physics" by wheeler. these are both easy books that even you guys might understand. 3. stfu.

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Anonymous: The bullet looks back at you then gives you the finger.

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Pokerlord: there is a big formula to take the result of this image, but as claser you get to speed of light, the sum of the speeds reduce, the bullet would just stand still out of the gun

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Anonymous: you cant move with the light of speed. assumung normal mechanics would work, and parts of relativity also, the Bullet would move forward from you, but backwards in Time.

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Anonymous: natural laws slow time down so... the fastest anything can go is 99.99% the speed of light

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Youngin: I wish you retards would learn your fucking theory. Nothing can be OBSERVED moving faster than the speed of light,

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SmashaGash: So what then if he wasn't holding a gun, what if he was holding a flashlight?

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Grave: one hell of a car

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cheesecake: After reading all these comments - I'm willing to give it a try (pow)

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craphere: guys If youre moving so fast u would need a protection what can take a tank projectil no matter..

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craphere: But the bullet woulnd leve the gun ..

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spoooks1: Wopuld the bullet actually leave the gun?

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spoooks1: Would the bullet actually leave the gun?

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Limerick: Matter cannot move at the speed of light.

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Youngin: You're all fucking morons i hate you all

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Anonymous: lol youngin... that ended this thread so perfectly

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Invailid: asuming that you moving with the speed of 299 792 458 m/s and that the bullet is moving with a speed of829 m/s , this would mean that the bullet would be moving backwards.(still traveling away from you but also traveling toward you)

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Invailid: oh and btw that you would be traveling in a straight line ( not around the globe style)

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Mr. Anonymous: good way to break you fucking gun dumbass

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Psychotica: Yeah, The closer you get to the speed of light the slower time becomes, as mass which also increases has an affect on time (Orbiting planets slows down time). This is because of E=MC^2. There is a boundary which cannot be crossed. This universal speed cannot be beaten, therefore if you tried to get faster than the speed of light the time would be sufficiently slow enough for the bullet to etc...:)

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GrYm: Apart from the scientific definition, does anyone really understand what light is ?

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Anonoman: It's like you are all speaking about different things. The picture asks no questions. However the bullet would actually move forward in time so........, nothing as such has ever occurred so we can not make truthful predictions about this event...........i know how the Big Bang started and how it will end :'(

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Anonymous: knightofadiya, the bullet will actually age slower than you to compensate for its thrust forward in time. As such, the speed at which light travels from the gun to the bullet will essentially increase (it doesn't, but lets think like it does), from the bullets perspective.

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Anonymous: i end up inside your mother

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Uncle Harvey: As the bullet approaches the speed of light, it begins to lose mass... when it hits the speed of light, ithat's when it has lost all mass and, in fact, does become light... remember, mass and energy are really the same thing... as far as walking with the flashlight, the speed of the light doesn't change, just the frequency.... it becomes blue shifted in the direction of travel...

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Anonymous: bunch a retards

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Anonymous: The bullet travels thru time and kills the last humpback whale!

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Anonymous: tachyons

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Anonymous: Only correct answer... You're travelling at the speed of light, so why bother with the gun.

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Anonymous: ^^Nope. It's the oppisite you have a gun why bother with the speed of light?

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Anonymous: I'm gonna end this argument by referencing from 'A Brief History of Time' by Hawking. This is on page 21 of the tenth adversary edition. As things move faster, their mass increases, thus requiring more energy for acceleration. The bullet would never leave the gun. Also, it is impossible for the guy to reach the speed of light because his mass would be infinite thus the energy required would be too

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Anonymous: Also, Uncle Harvey has it backwards. As things move closer to the speed of light, they lose mass, not gain it.

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Anonymous: I is stupid. I meant to say that they gain mass not lose it.

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Anonymous: I tink it wud exploed !

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GhostNinja: BITCHES PLZ HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE FOURTH INDIANA JONES MOVIE!!!

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Anonymous: @ GhostNinja Then it would cause a nuclear explosion just like at the begining of the indiana jones movie!!!

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Anonymous: nothing can travel faster than the speed of light and walking forward and turning on a light does not make the light travel any faster matter that approaches the speed of light will actually never exceed it due to the fact that time slows down exponentially the closer to the speed of light that an object comes

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Invailid: oh snap. i thought it was going the other way

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darkstan

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Uncle Harvey: Good job 22316 - I came back to correct the statement if no one had caught it, but you were on your toes and explained a key point.

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Uncle Harvey: petepru95, you are also right, but it's the outside observer to that ray of light who is deceived - because it radiates out from any single point in he shape of a sphere. Yes, it's a straight line, but an infinite number of them.. This is what leads to the "double-slit" anomolies

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Anonymous: Your traveling at the speed of light, when you shoot the bullet wont go out. It wouldnt be able to travel out fast enough. You'd probably just knock the gun into your face. Killing you by lightspeed pistol whip.

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Anonymous: Actually... the speed of the bullet will be, speed of light+speed of a normal bullet

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Anonymous: at first yes but it will slow down dramatically, so fast that it would just kill you right after shooting it

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Narol: Ok enough! Mass can't possibly beat the speed of light such as metal, therefore anything that uses the speed of light wil age faster - while the mass ages slower.

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Narol: will*

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Teh Rob: Arn't we forgetting that at some point in time this runaway speed of light buggy is going to hit into the 1970's cop-chase-fruit-cart in the middle of the universe?

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Anonymous: darl flow puts paid to all your comments....

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Anonymous: somebody just needs to get on their skateboard and get moving at the speed of light and shoot a pistol and have someone else record the aftermath

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Narol: Ok?

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yetnotdead: if you're travelling at the speed of light time stands still and you wont be able to pull the trigger ;)

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Anonymous: im glad everyone knows what its like to travel at the speed of light...

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ilich91: YOU CANNOT TRAVEL AT THE SPEEED OF LIGHT BECAUSE U HAVE MASS!!!

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Anonymous: you kids crack me up. now for the practicle application. htis problem has already been ran into with the invention of air travel at supersonic speeds. you can not fire guns at that speed, you end up hitting your own bullets. Korean and viet nam jet fighter pilots found this out when trying to dog fight chinese aircraft, you have to slow down or you die.

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kosty88: i think if we traverl at the speed of light our electrons will stop spinning... so the will be no more attraction force between atoms and we will fall appart

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Anonymous: 0805: So do photons and they travel at the speed of light.

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Anonymous: How is this relevant? No oxygen, thus no gun fired.

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Charles Bronson: The starting premise is false. You can't get up to the speed of light because you have mass. You can get close but time dilation will slow time, preventing the bullet from going fast enough to exceed the speed of light. It will get slightly closer to the speed of light than you, you'll perceive it as going at bullet speed but your frame of reference has a slower passage of time.

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Anonymous: Einstein would cry if he read these comments...

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Anonymous: you all are FUCKING NERSDS!!!

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Anonymous: The correct answer is, you can't travel at the speed of light, so no, you won't kill yourself because the bullet will move faster than you,.

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Mike13815: If you were traveling at the speed of light, the velocity of the blood in your body that is supposed to be moving in the forward direction will be converted to mass. AT the speed of light, matter has the maximum level of energy (besides rotational energy) it can hold. Add any more energy, it will be converted to mass. Any more mass will be converted to energy.

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Mike13815: The bullet will move forward. The relative energy on your half of the system will accelerate you backwards. Because of the relative dialation of time, you will see the bullet as if it's moving as fast as a bullet should

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Anonymous: YOUARE ALL WRONG; if tou were to travel at the speed of light, you wouldnt even exist anymore, you would turn into atoms.

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Flarp: It kills me how most people here cannot solve simple math equations. Yet, they are going to troll with the theory of relativity. Keep truckin rainman.

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Anonymous: To the shooter, it will appear to fire normally, but because the faster you travel through space, the slower you travel through time, the shooter, the train and the bullet will all appear to be travelling much slower to an observer, and in anycase none will exceed light speed relative to the space outside (and so, any observer) because of time slowing for the train, shooter and bullet.

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Anonymous: assuming that you have mass, you cannot be traveling at the speed of light.

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Limerick: Nothing happens as gunpowder isn't enough to accelerate a molecule at near the speed of light.

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Knome: you sir would be dead..the G force would make you Fap until u die

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evilgenius: to all those who think the bullet would go faster... GET AN EDUCATION

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Anonymous: si fueras a la speed of de luz tu masa seria infinita....cosa que es impocible

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Harvey: I am also posting in this thread.

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Phadrus: ^Faggots! Faggots! Faggots! Your missing the point. The point being can you fire enough bullets to slow yourself down once you have reached the speed of light. Duh!!!!

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evilgenius: NO ONE CAN OR WILL TRAVEL AT THE FUCKING SPEED OF LIGHT!!! just the attempt would kill you... as you get closer to the speed of light, you'd just be crushed into oblivion

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Phadrus: evilgenius>> ^Are you retarded. Have you seen Star Trek? Not only is faster than light speed possible, but if you go fast enough you can go back in time. Stoopid!

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Phadrus: 4416: Eh, aren't we already atoms?

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Tokolosh: If for arguments sake you could travel at the speed of light to attempt this you would at some point turn around and see your self travelling at the speed of light pointing a gun at yourself which would make you turn around to defend at which point you would lose the game.

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Anonymous: As the gun fires, a wormhole opens to a long time ago in galaxy far far away and Princess Leia reaches through and pulls me off.

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Anonymous: information between two particles travels faster than the speed of light.

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George: People...The bullet never leaves the barrel.

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YuLiekPicturz: Lets be clear, the speed of light is not the maximum speed. Let me elaborate, when you are driving your car at 60mph and have your lights on, the light goes with lightspeed +60mph. Traveling at the speed of light however is impossible as is firing a bullet against the speed of light as it would explode instantly

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fucktards: The gun, bullet, and skateboard dude can't exist at the speed of light since they have mass.

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BnSneky: it's all relative

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Phadrus: What does my cousin have to do with it?

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Bongochops: Actually, when the guy on the skateboard moved his arm forward to aim the gun, his arm moved faster than light

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Anonymous: you cant move at the speed of light dumasses, even if the guy is moving at 99.99% of the speed of light and you fire a bullet the bullet would go only 99.99999% of the speed of light. it will never move faster because the faster you go the slower time goes relative to you the bullet would be in a separate time that you slowing it to a point that is less that the speed of light.

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FlarP: People are funny when they aregue theory as fact. Zomg. Thanks for the lulz

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Well: Speed of light is relative,it must have been told that you are in vacuum,where speed of light equals to 300 000 kilometers per hour

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evilgenius: @ Phadrus LOL, i forgot the Captain Kirk variable

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Anonymous: v = (v1 + v2)/(1 + v1*v2/c^2) .. put 2x speed of light (unreachable) there

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protonX80: EINSTEIN WAS WRONG !!

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Anonymous: NERDSSSSS!

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Anonymous: I did this once....I'm fine.

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Anonymous: I'm doing astrophysiscs at Uni and I'm telling you that the bllet cannot go faster than light so i win x

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Nickeh43: Maybe a bullet CAN travel faster than the speed of light, if it comes out of the right gun?

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abokittens: anon way up there said if you move at the speed of light, you freeze time. this implies that light travels instantly from one point to another. also scientists have theorized that if we place a gravitational force in front of an object as use that to propel it, that object in theory has the potential to move faster than the speed of light.

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abokittens: but like what droid said, because of the friction of the stuff around you, you would instantly be killed, even in space because of lingering hydrogen atoms

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Bauhaus: Some of the answers in here are strait out of the book of fail. The answer is, that reletive to the shooter the bullet will behave normally, but because the faster an object moves through space, the slower it moves through time, the bullet (relative to the rest of the universe) will move slower than light through space.

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Anonymous: ^ Correct answer. Everything else is just ignorance, stupidity and too much ScFi

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abokittens: the graph for the energy required to move faster than the speed of light is not linear though, its exponential. im pretty sure whatever amount of energy given off by the gun powder is, it is not enough to propel the bullet to a speed faster so the bullet would just stay inside the gun

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BnSneky: no way

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Anonymous: ^^No the bullet would fire normally, but because it has mass, it cannot travel faster than light, therefore time slows down. Bauhaus, above is correct

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abokittens: wait, yea i just thought about it lol does go faster. except for him saying answer lol, there was no question, just arguements

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Anonymous: When things travel with speed of light the time stands still... hard to pull the trigger when the time stands still... PWND by physics

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KingVulture: the bullet would cease to be solid matter and in doing so all except the electrons and nuetron would slip out of spacetime into hyperspace and the only way to decelerate it would be collision with an event horizon such as a black hole or wornhole.

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Anonymous: Speed of the bullet would be about 800kmph relative to the person shooting it

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chrud: you can't cheat the cosmic speed limit, dude, no matter how hard you troll!

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Anonymous: You're asking an impossible question. Ignoring one piece of physics to propose a question does not provide for a valid discussion. Nothing with mass can move at or beyond the speed of light. So figure out how to get that gun moving at 'c', than maybe we can talk.

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Anonymous: Oh, and to the "hold flashlight and walk forward" you're a complete retard. The light is still moving at the same speed. Your mind i so small you cannot wrap your head around it. I bet you think that a lightyear long pole would allow for instant data transmission as well via poking.

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Anonymous: Wow..quite a scientific discussion goin' on here in the cesspoool

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Furore23: I am made completely from pure science.

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Anonymous: i like TotallyNasty's point about there not being a fixed point in the universe. who is to say the person being observed isn't still and the observer is moving at the speed of light?

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Anonymous: however, TotallyNasty is wrong about walking with a flashlight. light travels at the same speed no matter what. even if you were traveling at half the speed of light and turned on a flashlight the light coming out of it would still be traveling at the speed of light. that's why they call it "the speed of light". lol

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Westin: the bullet wudnt even leave the chamber

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Kirk Diggler: As you approach the speed of light your atoms begin to seperate and you dissapear as photons and energy along with your gun, thus you will not even be around to fire your gun you fucking retards, just think about it for more than five seconds before you start typing. GOLL!!!!

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MrSandyNigger: And thus niggers were born!

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Anonymous: All matter becomes pure energy at photon speed.

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eyedol: the bullet would not move at the speed of light relative to you

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Anonymous: the bullet wouldn't be able to travel at the speed of light and would tear through the back of the gun and the dude as well. killshot.

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MegaShit: This whole thread is a fucking sad indictment of the American education system!!!

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Furore23: Jesus Christ, JUST GO AND WATCH 'COSMOS' IDIOTS!

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Anonymous: when you reached light speed gun loses material self and became energy. so there's no way to use a gun with moving at the speed light

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Lickathesplit: Maybe it is just un educated me, but no matter gr8er then light particals can reach the speed of light without some form of a shield .. If you use a shield, also use a bullet proof vest for you will catch up to the only once propulsed bullet. Science has proven there is a power that exceeds the speed of light by the way !! The gravity of a black hole exceeds the escape velocity of light particles

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Lickathesplit: and yes !! it was me that inlightened you scientists wannabees ..

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Anonymous: YOU CANNOT TRAVEL AT SPEED OF LIGHT

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Lickathesplit: O RLY ???

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Anonymous: einstein was a troll

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TimeTraveller: @889 Wrong, so wrong. Thought can travel in an instant. I can connect with everything that is, and everything that ever was and ever will be, in as quick or as long a time as I will myself to do it.

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Lickathesplit: Yeah, but thoughts can't spend a vacation on a distant planet can they, and if so, what would be the point of that

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Anonymous: information passes between entangled pairs faster than the speed of light. i wonder if they are really the same object except we perceive them to be in 2 different places at the same time because we have such a limited view of the real Universe.

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Lickathesplit: Sounds elaborate untill you realise that information is physical, tiny outbursts of electricity, like solar flames sort of speak. A reaction of your neural network to cope with input .. Try again plzz..

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Anonymous: Lets pretend you could withstand the G's and had a gun made out of a element that could also take it, you'd have no way of taking down the results, as we'd need light to image the bullet into our eyes, which ofc is impossible at Light speed

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Lickathesplit: Facepalm !!!

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Xenophobe: You would have disintegrated looong before you could have pulled the trigger

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Anonymous: gun would recoil about 1000 feet per sec. and rip threw body, bullet keeps going at speed of light.

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MarkosT: I like wagons, just not wagons that go the speed of light

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Canit: None of us are getting laid

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Flarp: I'll have to get with Morgan Freeman to check this out. Thanks for all the lightspeed tips!

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Greeft: And you get overtaken by some speeding neutrons.

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Raven's Wing: The bullet would travel back in time and kill you in the past

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Anonymous: The faster you travel, the greater your mass (it increases as you accelerate), therefore, the bullet itself would weigh a hell of a lot more at close to the speed of light - therefore the ammount of gunpowder in the cartridge would be insufficient to actually launch the bullet due to it's increased mass. Game. Set, and Match. Suck it, losers!!

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darkstan: ^ * 'its' not 'it's'. So close. Please see 'Skull of Regret' for more information. LOL

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Anonymous: I like girls because breasts...

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Anonymous: either all you fuckers dont know what the fuck trolling is... OR the op is the hugest f4ggot ever...OR your trolling level is fucking asian....

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Chinese Baby Soup!!: suicide

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Moongrim: You'd be unable to perceive the bullet.

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Decorum: I feel so smart.

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Tattoos: Have none of you ever had a common housefly buzzing around inside your car? Are you all that fucking stupid?

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Anonymous: Relativity is all about frame of reference. From your own frame of reference, you are stationary. You fire the bullet and observe it act as a normal bullet would. From the frame of reference of someone who sees you as moving at the speed of light, the bullet stays the same speed as you and never leaves the gun.

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SolF: y'know, you ought to have a closed vehicle......

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Burrgeezy: God

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Squirrley1: Liberalism...

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veranet: "buy one get one free"

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Greeft: ^ BOGOFF!

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Captngeetch: I promise not to cum in your mouth

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Burrgeezy: Just the tip...

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anonymule: BOGO sales

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Anonymous: a smart nigger, a honest politician, a 12 year old virgin

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Cunt81: ....That socialism of any kind, in any amount will actually work.

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ANARCHONYMOUS: That government of any kind is actually for the people's benefit

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Greeft: Socialism... nope, capitalism... nope, communism... nope. How about we all try autism next?

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Anonymous: women

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chumpno1: she will blow you for the rest of your life

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danielsimba: Rape.

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Pyro: Fall into tha gap

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Anonymous: gotta love the gap

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Anonymous: FUCK THE GAP!

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Anonymous: The Gap Kids

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JoHoHo: I love the Gap....

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bananaman: teh best

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themadhatter666: me posted

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Anonymous: been there done that loved every minute of it.

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Anonymous: show the gap.... make sure she's not a trap

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Terrorist Hunter: Love the gap!

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themadhatter666: gap

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Anonymous: always for the gap!

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Anonymous: more gap?

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Anonymous: Needs more penis

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Lickathesplit: LOL, always the anonymous OP that brings us these goodies :D

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anonymous: WTF is an OP? Original Poster??

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Anonymous

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Anonymous: Oriental Pedo

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anonymule: yep, he's a faggot alright

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Anonymous: Old Priest

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MrSandyNigger: Orange penis.

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AnotherAnon: Oxford Penmenship.

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paraxdnb: orthodox pimp

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RubberG: Oral Pump

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Rorix: Orange People

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Vincent859: Organic Pederasty

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Anonymous: Oedipal Parenting

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Anonymous: acid

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Anonymous: die a virgin

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greyhoundpaul: during sex.

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pocket: with an object in rectum, or by an object in rectum

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KarmaPickles: alone

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Sparty: die under water :/

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Anonymous: drowning in urea/fecal matter

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Pyro: With your or someone elses dick in ur hand

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CreepisKryp: PARASITES...(wretch)

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SirRichard: In prison.......

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dodgeboy: young

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zbloh: as a virgin

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the7rafe7: is while being you.

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Anonymous: If you write it down, it WILL happen to you.

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Samps: Buried alive.

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Anonymous: constipation

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Anonymous: suffocation with a fat nasty hairy assholed bitch sittin on your face and farting after eating taco bell

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Anonymous: ^ reading Anon's stupid ass 12 year old faggot comments. Anons are the Cancer. Get a fucking name and think about comments. fuck this

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Anonymous: ^reading a bitching anon's comments about other anon's comments that are just as juvenile and retarded as the first anon. fuck you and this

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DropkickMurphy: Drowning in lava

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Andres333: by living alone, with zero posibilities of suicide

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Anonymous: virgin

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Anonymous: Anything slow.

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mkvette: by kicking Clark Kent in the balls

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eddieo: while pooping in a public bathroom

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Anonymous: burning alive with acid all over you while being beaten with baseball bats and while watching a Bold and the Beautiful episode

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Anonymous: By a nigger

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nawaras: die when fucking

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Anonymous: After saying "nothing can kill me but god" to the cops

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vergetta: in a condom

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BATMAN: fap fap fap

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spoooks1: Having your dick pulled through ya body and out ya mouth

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Anonymous: wouldnt dieing while having sex be good?

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Grave: a nigger.

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Anonymous: tortured over a 3 month period in the basement of s sadistic serial killer.

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cheesecake: drown with a lungfull of air

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Reselected: Hanging and seeing your friend on fire?

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Anonymous: acid in your urethra

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Anonymous: Burried in a coffin as acid slowly drips on your balls. Then just when you think you're dead and can't stand the pain anymore, someone digs you up and forces you to participate in a gay porn film that will be sent to everyone you know. You'll see their reaction at your gay porn premeire as someone slowly saws off all your limbs, cuts out your tongue, cuts off your lips, and spoons out your eyes.

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Anonymous: ^^^ problems much?

1274176385558

Synonymous: file browsing incoming on c4c

1274176874478

Anonymous: a minute after winning the lottery

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Anonymous: in a microwave

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Samps: Fapping with a handful of razor blades.

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Anonymous: tied to a chair dying,watching 5 lesbian virgins fucking each other in front of u :)

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Gloomy Demon: ... just 5 cm under the surface!

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Liyla: Som1 pulling your organs out though ur holes in ur body 1 by 1 and if ur still alive forsn u to eat them untill u die...and this person being ur best friend

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Anonymous: when fapping

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blablablue: hanged burnin!

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Anonymous: choking on a calculator definately

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MEN: In a oil fire under water

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g-man: major head trauma

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Anonymous: to die naked.... if you have a tiny dik

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Leat: Being fucked................... By a dude.

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Anonymous: fuckin chatroulettei s sti

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Anonymous: Being born a nigger.

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FlArP: Old age

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Clownichter: While getting circumsized

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CowBoy: Laugh at Chuck Norris

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Anonymous

< done after she's eaten her weight in beans

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KiddCrazii: To die a virgin.. =/

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BnSneky: wacking off

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MarkMonkey: Trip and land neck first on a bear trap

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Flarp: To death

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sickfuck88: raped to death by niggers

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Anonymous: ^seeing your wife and kids raped to death by niggers on a C4C gif

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Anonymous: Alone.

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weirdboy: fed into a Woodchipper

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al: drowning in a sewer.

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Pyro: by my hands

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Leonn: Stuck in a room with BEIBER FANGILRS THAT I CANT RAPE

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Lickathesplit: Dunno, there's no second chance, but i guess without fullfilling every sexual fantasy.

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Anonymous: To have lived a life without taking risks.

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Anonymous: EATAN ALIVE nom nom nom

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Spectre: When you unexplainably die 1 minute before you get a threesome with Boxxy and Dan pat

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Anonymous: Shot, run over by a marching band, then a stema roller. My dad went out that way...

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that-guy-named: pedo bear

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Anonymous: a humiliating one.

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Anonymous: They all suck ,

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GalacticStar: as an americunt citizen

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crazyassmofo: to die a virgin

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Anonymous: Definately hanging, cuz when you die from that you shit your pants

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Anonymous: Fall in and drown in a sewage plant. Check your local plant; you will find floatation rings all around.

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Kevin's Brother: s - l - o - w - l - y !!

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Captngeetch: Either burning or feet first into a woodchipper

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Anonymous: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

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HWOOD: getting fucked by a nigger....

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Anonymous: To get assraped by 30 niggers who beat the living crap out of you and leave you for dead at the city trash dump...

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gov'na: not sure, the easiest way is to slowly constrict air by hanging while intoxicated, very light head makes easy sleep

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Anonymous: As a Republican

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Anonymous: well at least when you're hung you end up cumming

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thatgirlwhoisrauls: In a fiery inferno with nails flying at you and gas being blown in your face.

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thatguynamed: when your about to cum

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Pvtbastard: The Usual suspects. The ending.

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Anonymous: Playing with Fire -- Karen Summers' pussy

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Anonymous: Fight Club, brilliantly cast, brilliant direction, brilliant writing, funny as hell too.

1263165694856

bananaman: The Dark Crystal. Fucking puppets dude!

1263165866458

anonymous: Palindromes because of all the CP in it !

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n47e: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 'nuff said.

1263173282358

johnnynothumbs: Near Dark--Best vampires ever-Directed dy Katherine Bigelow

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SheikYabhutti: Gotta cast a second vote for "Python" here

1263177689166

Pyro: Third vote

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Anonymous: Pyro, you are one cool mother fucker.

1263183570183

gmode: the big lebowski - because

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repin508: fourth vote for the grail

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anonymous: The Sixth Sense. Because of the scene where the dog gets raped by a ghost ! 8(

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Anonymous: 1 cup 2 girls, because it will be with me 4ever!

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anonymous: the road warrior

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DannDruff: Lock,stock & 2 smoking barrels-"We need knives, big fuck off shiney knives"

1263307377983

Wr104Gamma: Pulp fiction, because Mrs. wallace is a sexy beast

1263379619657

Anonymous: @5199 CP? imdb [dot] com/media/rm4062354688/tt0362004 =\

1263502605670

SickNote: Natrual born killers! coz its awesome

1263509405228

absinthe: Raising Arizona - because nobody sleeps naked in this house...@1750 you know what I said to your momma?

1263512747995

Anonymous: Leon the professional. For very obvious reasons.-

1264493439445

anonymouse: I have to agree with absinthe. Why? Because absinthe makes the heart grow stronger.

1264499530474

anonymouse: fonder even

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ballsballs: house of wax, becuase that herpes-ridden cockslut bitchcunt Paris Hilton dies in it.

1265846319396

n0x: Apocalypse Now

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Creepis: After great debate, Second vote for Near Dark...none of that gay TWILIGHT Heresy.

1265973518146

Creepis: If vampires are banned from the list, then A K I R A! a a a binnnng...

1265983453700

Jovi: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind & Closer... why? Cuz they're great movies

1266039960317

deadhead: City of God, brilliant film

1269573959867

Anonymous: Maneater with Gary Busey...ITS FUCKING GARY BUSEY

1269578137229

JimmyNormal: Donnie darko-its very interesting

1269578250176

Grave: Shutter Island. peanut butter.

1269624523985

Doc. Klaus Mengele: Mad Max 2 , because of Mel who hates Jews more then I do...

1269627238746

Anonymous: Strange Days. The scene with the 2 blonde chicks making out was sweet!

1269633520683

Furore23: The Matrix. Because no one can be told what the Matrix is - you have to see it for yourself.

1278085557162

Anonymous: The Godfather, Part One

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slikwilly: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas..... cuz I seen it tripping on acid and life hasn't been the same since

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Clownichter: Forest Gump. Tom Hanks is the man

1278089158225

Anonymous: Rashomon

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CerealKiller: The Wizard of Oz (with Dark Side of the Moon playin in the background)

1278104599484

GhostNinja: Resident Evil: Apocalypse man I just love Mike Epps he is soooo damn funny!!!

1278105085145

sqwrrl: Hokuto no Ken: Raoh Gaiden II. The ending was the manlyest experience of my life.

1278105423667

Anonymous: My Little Pony - The Runaway Rainbow

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Wolf 6: Pink Floyd: The Wall

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Anonymous: My Cousin Vinny - fucking funny

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Anonymous: Gumball Rally

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Anonymous: From Justin to Kelly

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PUSSYSLAYER: see no evil because kane is a bad mother fucker with maggots in his head

1278133974953

Samps: Antichrist. "Chaos reigns."

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Anonymous: The Prestige.....it's just so damn good

1278157557457

gonz: Bronson, he's my hero & tom hardy's the man

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Anonymous: Pulp Fiction bacause Pulp Fiction

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Moongrim: Deep Throat. So many Girls discovered how to make men happy.

1278415866343

Anonymous: Triangle - because complex story I didn´t understand yet^^

1278963891604

cogent: Hardware. Stacy Travis. Dylan McDermott?

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Nickeh43: Labyrinth of course... I mean, was there even a question?

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mmarfise: Eulogy... stoned in the basement scene... "So anyway, next week..."

1279072579417

Evil Ed: True Romance because... fuck you.

1279072983718

Brockett99: Smokey and the Bandit Fuck Yeah.....

1279085191369

ElCapitan: Howard The Duck -- http://tinyurl.com/28kcqr3

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ElCapitan: or Nothing But Trouble -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enUo-1TjdEs

1279100038558

Anonymous: Hitler: Rise of evil

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Anonymous: Fight Club, because it's Fight Club.

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Anonymous: Life of Brian

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xander510: Inception, beca

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xander510: Inception, because its mindfuck.

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RobertPaulsin: reddawn

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the7rafe7: Hello Kitty - a story book adventure

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Sasi: Brazil, a Terry Gilliam's masterpiece

1279577207998

Anonymous: Fight Club, because I'm a guy and that's the kind of shit we like.

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FUCKFIGHTCLUB: everyone watch The Thing. It is the best fucking horror film you will ever see. This fight club shit is ridiculous, you probably dont even understand the movie and if you go back into some old collections you will find much better movies, youve all just been watching shit is the problem

1279579951176

FUCKFIGHTCLUB: not to say The Thing is the best movie ever, but judging by all these gorey ass pics ive seen on here you all will enjoy John Carpenters The Thing very much and i can guarantee when the credits hit you will be saying "boy that fuckfightclub guy was right i wonder what else he's got"

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paladin61: Saving Private Ryan.......first 20 minutes shows the true horror of war

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Anonymous: Pvtbastard: The Usual suspects. The ending. 1263159001797 Anonymous: Playing with Fire -- Karen Summers' pussy 1263160553556 Anonymous: Fight Club, brilliantly cast, brilliant direction, brilliant writing, funny as hell too. 1263165694856 bananaman: The Dark Crystal. Fucking puppets dude! 1263165866458 anonymous: Palindromes because of all the CP in it ! 1263170565199 n47e: Monty Python and the Ho

1279665955623

Anonymous: No Retreat No Surrender : Purely because Chris Penn is so fucking buff in it. And i'm a guy !

1279666266692

sqwrrl: Star Whores. You know why.

1279703330614

Anonymous: the holy mountain, Alejandro Jodorowsky

1279707319968

Anonymous: BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN ! BECUZ OF THE MAN ASS FUCKEN !

1279710095155

Toxified: i cant remember, THE ONE WIFF JENNA HAZE AND LELA STAR THO :D ;D :D ;D

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Anonymous: inception

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Anonymous: TRON

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c4c: Smokin' Aces, Rock'n'rolla, The Hangover, The Man from Earth, The Bourne trilogy, Untraceable, No Country for Old Men, From Dusk Till Dawn, Grindhouse Deathproof, Naked Gun, etc.

1281523789970

Anonymus: Blade Runner

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Anonymous: 300

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Anonymous: Sin City

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Limerick: 445 stole mine and c4c needs to watch some better films.

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Redrocco: videodrome, bladerunner, flesh gordon, dawn of the dead, 2 lane blacktop, franken hooker ect

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Anonymous: memento

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MERICA: super troopers. name says it all

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Anonymous: The Expendables

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Anonymous: clerks

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yeti.machete: sword of doom... hates women and kills indiscriminatly

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Reza: Gladiator , because of music and story

1287013892686

AMERICA: pulp fiction

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Anonymous: Boondock Saints because there's no love interest.

1287014219302

ivorylc: fight club, because i dont need shit i dont need

1288005712341

gov'na: try teens patty -pretty mouth

1288007281992

Anonymous: Jay and Silent Bob

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Robbatan: unleashed- because i like the mad character played by jet lee

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Anonymous: stalker 1979

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FuckWhatUGonnaDo: Ichi the killer *Great gore and charaters*, The Dark Knight *I relate to the Joker in this one*

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Anonymous: forrest gump... pulls at every emotion

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Bongochops: Anchorman

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jhenry922: Bladerunner. all star cast , brilliant idea, great script, amazing sets, and Ridley Scott directing

1288131588614

vengance: the movie Tin maN off of netflix and it is best cuz i wuz trippin off of coke while watchin' and thats shit wuz like 3D and all techni-color , and theatre quailty surround sound and hella bad ass!!!

1288159623666

Anonymous: "ALIEN"

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Anonymous: 12 monkeys... you cant change the past

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Leashedhate: Apocolypse Now!

1288390722109

Anonymous: Super Mario Bros.

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Anonymous: The Incredible Mr. Limpet

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Art Centerdork: same as 8614. years of work put into the "look" of that film before they even started production. inspired a generation of architects, vehicle & clothing designers. watch it on a big screen with a big sound system.

1288552908101

Hitman 47: Dr. Strangelove.

1288930580149

ThNerdyLittleBrother: The rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it.

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Limerick: Pathology for everything.

1289163856193

metalxkeith: donnie darko - its fucking awesome

1289190441387

Anonymous: repo! the genetic opera not to be confused with the remake repo men which was also good

1289190525907

Anonymous: i hope they serve beer in hell... cause the opening scene where he fucks the deaf chick was epic

1289190565152

Anonymous: Atonement, crazy plot twist that actually made me cry. Only movie that made me cry.

1289192530649

Anonymous: Billy Jack, because it's Billy Jack....

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Anonymous: Superbad...because of Fogell aka. McLovin

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Weed: Sex, Lies and Video Violence. You gotta see it to believe it.

1294080216882

Anonymous: any movie in which french die

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Anonymous: fight club, but i'm not allowed to talk about it.

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Anonymous: Purely Subjective...

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Anon: Andromeda Strain

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Greeft: Shaving Ryan's Privates, no Lawrence Of A Labia, no Schindler's Fist, no no Glad He Ate Her, no Beverly Hills Cock, no wait Diddle Her On The Roof, shit no Womb Raider, fuck I can't decide.

1294091192746

Greeft: Shitty Clitty Gang Bang

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Greeft: Definitely got to be World Of Whorecraft

1294091608401

Grund1e: Max Dugan Returns.

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Anonymous: Ernest Goes to Jail. See for yourself

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parasol: enemy mine - he swaps hearts with an ailen. nuff said.

1294155402340

Anonymous: "ALIEN" the suspense is great and never gets old.

1294161677600

Tony: 'Clockwork Orange' or any Kubrick film.

1294163966817

vengance: ghost ship ; the blood pool & dude in the engine room & the dude in the fish tank & the nigger looking @ his dream car then gets blown up LOL

1294167376355

Phadrus: Brazil

1294179930409

Kil0Bite: titanic in your ass, wait... what...

1294179988890

Anonymous: FarCry2 I know, its a game but you get to kill niggers with flame throwers. That shit never gets old!

1294189150158

boss: Clockwork Orange ....ftw !! We need a remake of this with a very young girl as "Alex". The world has moved on .

1294191844181

Chrijz: I like the movie "Braveheart" because it's about revenge (which I like). My favorite documentary: "A Conversation about Race; Did the Election of Obama End Racism?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXeeQK1aP5I

1294193951857

GigaPenny: Leaves of Grass (Edward Norton)

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Weed: http://ExploitationTV.blip.tv/file/4213353/

1294241707182

Spectre: The count of monte Cristo

1294247026313

danielsimba: many qualifies for this criterion

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Lickathesplit: Pulp Fiction, Aliens, Lola rennt, Sangre por sangre, In the name off the father, O'brother, where art thou, the Transporter, Taxi, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, the Fifth Element, Blade, Underworld 1+2, Resident Evil, 28 days, the Last Samurai, War of the worlds,the Abyss, Three Kings, Elizabeth, Titanic, the Thing, Black cat- White cat, Gadjo Dilo, Event Horizon, Troy, etc. etc.

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rock: Blade Runner..no contest

1294637737825

Anonymous: twilight, glitter, harry potter, from justin to kelly, brokeback mountain, big mama's house

1294642396601

Anonymous: AMERICAN PSYCHO, no comments just see that fuckin' movie

1294960387965

Anonymous: tie between fight club, inception and crash.

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Manbearpig: Sweet Jebus am I the first one to put THE GREEN MILLE on this thread. You fuckers don't know anything about good movies do you.

1298513856727

Anonymous: ^ Yes but that isn't one of them.

1298514073451

Anonymous: The Green Mille was shit

1298515647517

Psilofyr: "3 ninjas kick back" because that shit is frickin brilliant.

1298522674250

InjectableMonster: Braveheart or The Big Lebowski

1298612021122

Anonymous: Flower of flesh and blood.

1298787126704

aval: The Climb. Bwahaha!

1298787357306

aval: ^Because it has a Mileys Cyruss!

1298787381126

Anonymous: The BME pain Olympics because any horror or action movie can't stand up to the rawness of it.... not even FOD!!!

1298787699324

Anonymous: Snatch ... Beast movie

1298792527521

Anonymous: Legend.. its when movies used to be entertaining...

1298861608860

mizakanator: BME pain olympics was fake. But it was enjoyable!!!

1299152606840

Tattoos: The Name of The Rose because in the sex scene you can see the grils butthole.

1299873969834

Anonymous: district 9 because of those fucking prownes

1299878553133

Anonymous: The Room - Why Lisa?!? WWHHYYY?!?!

1299915408298

Greeft: Hell Comes To Frogtown - cos it has Rowdy Roddy Piper in it.

1299923679210

Captngeetch: Good Fellas..8 oscars and one fucking great movie..nuff said

1299934445721

Woodford: Withnail and I because I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

1299969682676

Segel: Moment 22, 'cause it's outstanding.

1304533716455

Moriantha: Cannibal Holocaust. They actually killed stuff.

1305007345984

Rorix: Army of Darkness FTW

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Korzo: Ravenous, because it's dramatic, funny, seethes isolatation, had weird hypnotic music, and is a western about fucking cannibals.

1305047224347

Anonymous: plan 9 from outer space...........so stupid

1305047641316

Nimpie: Catwoman. How can a flick about superpowered leather-clad cheesecake wielding a whip turn out soooo bad?

1305048035553

Nimpie: Oops wrong thread!

1305048121346

gov'na: ring of fire, creates more questions than answers

1305667154873

Anonymous: cannibal holocaust was FAKE, just as blair witch project.

1305778013540

Razor187: The Jackal - Jack Black Gets Fucked Up

1305778213130

Tattoos: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo because it shows graphic rape.

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Anonymous: The Host , the Korean one . Great Monster .

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Anonymous: Bad Boy Bubby. Gas masks and incest. Also includes a cat.

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LemmyLaffer: "Rosemary's Baby", cause it's the perfect movie in any aspect: script, acting, music etc. Not necessary my favourite, but technically perfect.

1331480884287

Anonymous: METROPOLIS "1916" cuz it always puts me to sleep like C4C is doing right now.....

1331539116819

Redrocco: ^I think you meant 1927

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Anonymous: 1927 ? Huh ? Really ? I told you it puts me to sleep darn it.

1331539585151

ColdIce: Forrest Gump

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patrick42: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. Awesome adaptation actually does justice to the book, and Johnny Depp slept in Hunter's spider ridden basement for months and blew shit up with the Doctor to prepare. Just another freak in the freak kingdom...

1334364937953

Chicagosox23: the lonesome dove, GREATEST cast ever and best western ever!!! robert duval and so many other great actors

1334366812251

4hrsmn: Texas Chainsaw Massecre: The Beginning- the remake ( w/ Jessica Biel ) kinda tells the tale of the end? Maybe? Wtiith leatherface w/ one arm, no family and sti

1334839634801

4hrsmn: Texas Chainsaw Massecre: The Beginning- the remake ( w/ Jessica Biel ) kinda tells the tale of the end? Maybe? With leatherface w/ one arm, no family and still on the loose. The Beginning tells the background of how the Hewitts and LF were forced to become to what they became.... plus Diora Baird ( the chick in the white panty/bra ) is HOT!

1334840204292

Queefly: What's Eating Gilbert Grape, because Leonardo DeCaprio fucking DIES at the end. Titanic was good too, for the same reason. Basically any movie in which Leo DeCraprio dies is a fucking masterpiece in my opinion.

1334981975278

DireWolf2012: ^Moron. DeCaprio doesn't die at the end of Gilbert Grape. You just fell asleep after you jerked it looking at the fat slug who played the mother.

1334982582806

DireWolf2012: Boondock Saints. If you disagree, you're obviously a dick licking queer.

1334982746824

MAELSTHUR: Memento, Bc the memory is that what you are

1334982908214

Bunglicker: Well, having read through all of you guy's choices, I have to say you're clueless. "Raiders of The Lost Ark" hands fucking down. It brought back to the movies just good, FUN, exciting well made movies. It's not intellectual or "deep". Good story, good cast, leaves you feeling good afterwards. Just great entertainment. Spielberg and Lucas are masters. I've seen all the great movies- Citizen

1335314758479

Bunglicker: ...Kane, Fargo, 2001, Dr. Strangelove, Alien, Bladerunner etc. Love em all & all excellent. The mold was broken. It blew my mind when I saw it for the fist time when I was a teenager. I went back and saw it four more times the next week.... I think I'll go watch it right now.

1335315348315

Hughbie: Your mum's porn vid.

1335337305892

titanman: The 13th Warrior. The epic music, and because Prince Arthas from warcraft is designed after Vladimir Kulich who playes Buliwyf in the movie. Call it nostalgia.

1335367402162

Anonymous: Step Brothers - Will Ferrell and John C Reilly

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Anonymous: leon do i need to explain?

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patrick42: ^^^^^ nice pics bung locker, & I think change my fave from FnL to Fight Club, why? Because it's awesome and I don't believe in credit cards

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JudeamericanDevils: Der ewige Jude...because it's the truth about greedy Kikes

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Anonymous: The Avengers. I have spoken.

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Anonymous: Went into a McDonald's in a black neighborhood, was completely ignored by the kid behind the counter and he took the person on line behind me. I complained and wqas told they don't serve white people here. I demanded to see the manager (black), who was standing nearby. He took me to the side and said he needed to keep the kid because he was one of the few that actually showed up for work every day

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bonkers: I was called pinkboy by an arab waiting inline for a kebab.

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Hughbie: Called a white monkey (gwei leow or something sounding like that) on the subway in singapore by an old chinese lady...stupid women didn't realise I understood what it meant so I told her off...but meh, thats life..

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Anonymous: People are people. If it isn't racism it's fat jokes or something else. Get over it.

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Anonymous: BTW... most IRL? So dreams or stuff you saw on tv doesn't count?

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Anonymous: There was this one time me and my friends saw the retarded, crack head nigger, so we tied him to our truck and drug him behind us

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Bubble: ^winner,

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Pyro: Some mexican asked me if i had any weed....i did but i asked him why he asked me and he said "Well we notice yuo hang with black man over there soi ask you"

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IAKSAKKAK: i ate a chinese girl once

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Anonymous: i raped a nigga girl once does that count

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Anonymous: I'm a nigger and I hate myself so much for being black, I often beat myself with 4 cut-off extension cord while calling myself derogitory names

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cogent: Got yelled at for trolling down the same street repeatedly. I was looking for some coke (which my friend had got the week before, on the same street, in my car, with me in it) but when YOWHITEBOY!! came strutting my way, I gassed on outta there

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Anonymous: Illegal alien Beaner fired several pistol shots at the Anglo USA citizen (me) for being in "their" the illegal's, side of town

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akingu: I got charged with ethnic intimnidation for calling a nigger a nigger but when a nigger called my gf a white honkey bitch he got away with it. now i hate them all

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Stillfree420: a black chick sucked me off for a cigarette once

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Anonymous: ^ nigger lover

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pocket: This one time I was niggered for niggering in a nigger- free zone. The nigger that niggered me said "nigger, I aint ever niggered so much nigger in the same nigger". After that, I niggered home and have not niggered a nigger without niggering since.

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Anonymous: I was on a bus in Detroit by myself, a group of black males my age attacked me stole my money and the gloves my sister gave me for christmas. The bus was full of people, all black , even driver, I got my ass beat and robbed!

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Bobby: One time a Arab girl spit in my face. I cry

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PUSSYDESTROYER: Drove through nigger town at night with a 12 foot 2x4 hanging out the side window. Drove close to the curb and mowed down crowds.

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Anonymous: One time at band camp, I YELLED NIGGER,NIGGER,NIGGER!!!!

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Anonymous: Black kids came outta nowhere and one smashed a bottle over my head and they all just walked off laughing. New Orleans, downtown, broad daylight.

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PUSSYDESTROYER: Put a small alligator in a big suit case and set it on the sidewalk in nigger town, waited. A car full of niggers stopped, one just grabbed it and took it in the car. I followed, about 1/2 mile down the road they slammed on the brakes, doors flew open, one jumped out before it even stopped, all right in the middle of the road.

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Hughbie: ^LOL.....and they wanted a surprise!

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ImaD00d: Black people don't like aliigators. Scientific fact.

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Anonymous: Grade School lookin at a Nationafrica THEY GOT FLAT FEET

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Anonymous: niggers don't like water,

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Samps: I was eating breakfast at McDonalds, when some white guy skipped ahead of a black guy in line. They kept arguing back and forth about who was next in line, when the white guy said, "Man, a hundred years ago, I would have bought your ass and kicked it!" Awesome, at the time.

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Anonymous: ummm walmart registar calling me a cracker when i scan the cracker boxes

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Anonymous: I once made up a story about some other ethnic group that I didn't belong to being mean to me and then posted it on 4chan to feel all special.

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Wheels: was working out at a college theatre for a few months before this happened. Some new black student came inside and saw the piano that was used for concert performances, off limits to all students. he sits down and starts playing. So I go to him and ask him to leave the piano alone because it wasn't for student use. the fucker spins around and says, "What you gonna go KKK on me if I dont?!"

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LR: There've been a few, but none compared to seeing the rampant stupidity that exists on the internet (some of it goes both ways, but white retards are the worst). It shows me what a long way we have to go as a society.

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All american: nigger stole my bike

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wupme: Just live as a german (in germany) in the town i live. Its like if your a nigger at a KKK meeting. Besides that your white and KKK are muslims..

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RubyGloom: I called a nigger girl a Shit skin in front of the cops and got carried off after i ran at her with my fist up

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DOGMACHINE: I was up north of townsville in one of the locals, there was these 2 niggas nursing thier same beers for like an hour and picking up the ciggarette buts off the ground and lighting em up. Just before i snuffed out my cig i turned into the corner floped my cock out and rubbed the but in and around my knob then zipped up and casualy tossed it outside. The look on that niggers face was priceless.

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Anonymous: I'm black and what is this?

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Redrocco: when I worked in S FL I had a Jamacian helper. we went on this job to this rich Batista Cuban expatriot and the conversation turned to where we were all from. well my helper said something about being Jamacian, and the Cuban said "you aren't Jamacian, you are a nigger"

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JimmyNormal: im white but my friends mom {also white} called me nigger digger o.o

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craphere: Killed like ten of this iraki bastars with my barret -50 at the kundus..

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Warg: I was at my brother's place in Philadelphia, and I was outside smoking a cigarette, and this black guy walked by and said "You scared o' COONS, Nigga?" I ignored him. Luckily there was a chain-link fence between us. Coons are SCARY.

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Anonymous: Was approached five times in the span of 15 minutes asking if I had a spare smoke. All wearing "Native Pride" clothing. They all got a "no" answer. Four called me "hatin whitey" and the fifth threatened to stab me. Nobody got a smoke.

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Anonymous: I was leaving a GWAR concert in a shitty neighborhood in Milwaukee and walked past an old black guy. I didn't even look at him or say anything and he says "You can kiss my black ass, honkey!"

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ItssoTrue.: kicked a black guys ass for calling me a nigger.

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wolframize: I surfed the net, then I read comments from whites too cowardly to say thing like this in real life.

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Anonymous: Well back in 2008 my country voted for a complete jackass because he was half black and wanted something different and new despite knowing a damn thing about the idiot they were voting for.

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Anonymous: I hit an old white guy on a bus wearing a motherfucker t-shirt, and the racist fucker kicked the piss outta me.

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Anonymous: someone called me a nigger.. im white..

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Anony-me: niggers being niggers

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Derpaderp: On the way to the hospital, I had to drive through the ghetto. As I held on for dear life, I stopped at a traffic light and to the left of me, there was a pickup truck with its bed filled to the top with watermelon. All the niglets were surrounding it like it was an ice cream truck. Laughed my ass off.

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Grave: nigger

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Anonymous: im white and light haired. i grew up in an all black part of town... like 97% black so racist things happening was regular towards me and my family

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killerinstinct: obama the president and was in jail, told them I wanted to post bail, threatened with a stun gun, arrested in a cell, handcuffed face down then kicked in the head by a nigress

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Jesus: visiting this site

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Anonymous: LMAONADE.ORG

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Anonymous: I was at a mcdonalds and this negra started changing her nigglets diaper on the table in the middle of the fucking resturaunt.

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Anonymous: I was at a mickey dees and this negra started changing her nigglets diaper on the table in the middle of the fucking resturaunt.

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Anonymous: Was at a mcdonalds and the negra thought i was gonna use kung fu to rob them. Fucking mcdonalds.

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Nickeh43: crossed Mexican/American border with a bunch of my Mexican (male) friends, and the border guard was convinced that I was a hostage or rape victim

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mrscurva: I had a guy call me a cocksucker when i was sucking his cock

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Anonymous: watching the NBA

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Anonymous: at macdonalds, saw an asian i na ferarri, then he said what're you looking at you round eyed bacon eating cunt o.o

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noodlyjames: I grew up in St. Thomas Us Virgin Islands. My nicknames were honkey chickenshit whitebread devil etc when I was 8. Same year I had my throat cut by a rasta for walking home.

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Anonymous: I had Hitler as my avatar, and took a quiz and got lawful evil with a pic of hitler. Fuck i knew it! i yelled.

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mihas777: fucked a black hotel housekeeper in cuba once

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Flarp: Was attacked and beated by 6-8 persons for being the wrong color

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Anonymous: Was attacked and beated by 6-8 persons for being the right color

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Anonymous: I once had this nigger on c4c call me a cracker - I hope he meant Townhouse crackers as I don't really like Saltines

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Nkov: im white (and proud), and i once carved a nigger the swastica on his nigger front

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Adolf: I once tried to sell some of my paintings to a Jew (they were really good, too). The hook nosed fuckers said that whilst they were technically competent, they lacked soul or artistic individuality, but I know they really didn't want them because I was a Gentile. They'd have bought them in a second if my name was Jewy Jew Jewstein. Fucking racist bastards... If I had my way, I'd kill them all.

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Anonymous: @ craphere its an M107 or for the older guys an M82. NOT A BARRET! Only civilians call it a Barret. You never did a day in A-stan !

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Anonymous: a very rude coon just shat at my lawn recently

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Muslim_Killer: well im white so there really arent any insults that bother me, because in the end... im still white.

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Anonymous: Was playing frizbee with a black friend when I was 12. He kept hitting a parked car with it. The old black lady the car belonged to came out and yelled at me for it. Fucking niggers.

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blackal: Accidentally turned into a black neighborhood, all the black kids started yelling "white honky in a black neighborhood", niggers started coming out of everywhere. Watch where you're going in D.C.

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Anonymous: one day a bunch of these american tourists came to my country. i killed the guys and i raped the girls and sold them away after i was done with them. stupid americans :D

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Munster: I drank a black coffee tonight... i ate one white cracker... on a sabbath with my cute dog Allah...

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Phadrus: I was called, "Barney".

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Hitman 47: I was in Little Rock Arkansas with my Mom, we were walking from our car to the Mall entrance and these black people in a car said " mam you dropped something" and when my Mom looked and didn't see anything they laughed and drove off

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Anonymess: I was fucking this nigger slut... she could suck some mean cock but I knocked down her hairpiece when I got too excited.

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Anonymous: I was the only white kid in a black naighbourhood. if i wrote down everything i can remember it would fill this page.. im covered in scars, i have a head in my head (baseball bat) flat teeth and a slightly crooked nose (broken 3 times) i dont hate them because there darker then me.. i hate them because there violent

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Anonymous: Fucking Puerto Ricans saw me come up to the counter at BK and ignored me. I was the only one there, too. Fuckers.

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Anonymous: I'll say this much, the Mexicans that where born in the U.S. hate white people. Straight away. Sad shit.

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Phadrus: You know what burns my ass? A flame about 3 foot high. lol

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Anonymous: when I was 10 , a niggerkid said he was gonna "break my buttbone."

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white taxi driver: 1971, i'd just started driving taxi in a major u.s. city. picked up a drunk white district police captain & 3 bodyguards from a hockey game. he wanted to go to the "Pioneer Club" but he couldn't remember the address. he had me go ask directions at a gas station operated by blacks. when they wouldn't give him directions he pissed on the pumps, got back in the cab then remembered how to get there.

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white taxi driver: ...@ about 3a.m. he had me let them off at a building amid black dudes in fur trimmed coats, with their flashy young black women and pimped out cadillacs filling the street and sidewaks. i didn't wait around for my next fare there.

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Anonymous: BEING A WHITE STRAIGHT MALE IN THE USA

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JouWei: I ran into the one black man in town, and offered my waffle to him.

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MrSandynigger: Someone called me a paki...I lol'd for 26 seconds. That is all.

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Anonymous: Lurk moar chan4chan!

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gypsygreen: There was a black kid in our scholl, and a few years after graduation, he was in the papaer headlines for stealing watermelons from the fruit market.

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vengance: mexican stole my $200.00 new redline BMX bike I hunted his ass for 3 months, finally just randomly driving through the ghetto, I saw him sitting in front of a school on MY bike surrounded by 3 homies so I slid my truck across 3 lanes of traffic into the school parking lot, parked and walked over all casual, I said: "wow that's a nice bike dude, mind if I check it out?", to b continued

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vengance: he said" whatever you wierd ass white-boy" so I looked it over and saw the skull sticker I put on it, and looked up and said, "you don't remember me do you?" , "no", "well you should, after all you're sitting on MY bike asshole!", hell I was scared outnumbered 4 to 1 in the ghetto, but fuck I was gonna get my bike back, so I told him he could give it back or be pickin his teeth up off the pavement

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vengance: and he said no, so I punched him in the face he fell to the ground and i proceeded to kick him until I felt like stopping and it was even better bcuz I was wearing my heavy ass work boots, the whole time though I was wondering y his homies hadn't jumped in to kick my ass , so I stopped and looked around and they had took off running down the street, and I put my bike in the truck and left

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Canucklehead: Bangkok, 1974, shot a local for calling a black guy near me "my friend". I don't have any black friends I said and walked away. You had to love Bangkok back in the day.

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Caesar: Listening to a black employee tell his black friend they just hired a white guy :(

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Anonymous: sum beaners were talking smack to me

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djh123: none! i win

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fmlife: I stole some dudes BMX bike, and pawned it, a few months later I was sitting out front of my school with my new bike I worked for, when some wierd ass-white boy drove across 3 lanes of traffic, pulled over and asked to see my bike. This dumb ass-white boy them proceded to kick my ass for no reason, and where were my friends when this was happening, running a way like an I.C.E. agent was after them

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JustGodlike: we punched 20 niggers cause they punched some white girls, is that racist enough?

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Anonymous: ^ no, next time kill them and burn their bodies. hundreds of em

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MrPerspective: 7762 was in Jasper, Texas. My brother saw you, you know.

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MrPerspective: Let me tell you in Rodney Dangerfield's style (and all 100% true, too!) : "IRL I see so much racist shit, that I actually go to Chan4Chan to unwind from it all."

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Anonymous: I thought I'd fucked a nigger until I saw a nigger fuck a nigger.

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djh123: LOL ^ and ^^

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Anonymous: We don't need to make up stories. During school near nig town, I get in a fight with a white guy, I get suspended. I get into a fight with a nig, we get counseling. Double standards.

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MegaShit: A black guy once gave me a really filth racist kind of look in the street after I shouted, "OI! MONKEY BOY! DO A CHIMP IMPRESSION FOR US, YOU BLACK FUCKER!" to him... he looked at me in such a way that I knew it was jus coz I was white. The fucking chocolate faced baboon motherfucker!

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Anonymous: I'm from Queens... everyone thinks I'm one of their own... or likes my hair too much to care...

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Anonymous: Six people beating me to within an inch of my life because I ''was the wrong color"

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Anonymous: Julius Malema

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thatgirlwhoisrauls: I constantly get stared at because I'm white and have a Hispanic boyfriend. People are jealous or don't like white girls with Hispanic men. Get over it.

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Anonymous: tweakers broke into my house and car. they were white. i hate all white people now. fucking rapist ass meth teeth motherfuckers!

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Vincent859: haterz be hatzin'

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Anonymous: niggers

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Anonymous: ^ (…would have been the correct answer)

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Anonymous: all potential emminem's but you just didn't make the cut

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Anonymous: Going away party for a black friend who joined the service, good guy. Friends drunk hick uncle took him aside at the end and whisper-ranted at him for half an hour about how he was basically shit and didn't care if he was going to serve his country, everyone was in a bad mood after. Friend is in reserves now, drunk uncle is still an alcoholic shit. Guess which one is happy with their life.

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m4k3k3: gave candy to a couple of black kids

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BunBun4Life: a white bum wanted free bus ride,driver said NO-I was the only white on it &some shegroid EEKED "WELL U CUDDA GAB HIM SUM MONEY" I said OH I kno U R not talking' to me-FUCK HIM=FUCKING BUM,I WONT GIVE HIM SHIT=y r u tellin' me? *WELL U WHITE* SO? why didn't U give him $ -- "weeell I was gonna gib him a qwater" STUPID bitch thought she'd intimidate me, in the end she talked quiet & looked away

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trollll: Was living in a 50:50 white black projects neighborhood, seeing a girl. We took a cab from her work and got off at the local convenient, but were too late to buy beer. Walked up the hill back toward my apt. decided to stop in the only bar on the way (black bar). bartender refused to talk to me, would only talk to her. Bought a 6 to go, bartender would not take the $5 from me, she had to pay.

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Anonymous: niggers refusing to serve me any food because i wasnt black

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Anonymous: Went for a pizza, and had jew owner serve all jew patrons before me, even the ones that came after me.

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Commander Shepard: I've encounted racism all over the galaxy. To much to list, but those Reapers, they are taking it to a whole new level. They want to commit genocide against all organic beings.

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Anonymous: LOL @ Samps

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Anonymous: I'm a specialist nigger abortionist for planned parenthood, so the most racist experience i have is what gets me up in the mornings, fucking love my job. just wish i could kill the nigger bitches that come in for the abortions aswell :)

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Chicagosox23: when i was a kid i was riding my bike took a quick glance in the general direction of a she nigger and then out of no where 3 other niggers came over and jumped me saying i said some shit to the she nigger (i was 10 they where near 18ish) and that was the first time i was jumped :) out of 4 times :)

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Sinister: Tookmy Daughter to DSS and was IGNORED by the (black) employees.. until I began LOUDLY saying, "Y'all helped everyone else, and ignoredme, why? because I'm Not fucking BLACK ENOUGH?!?!" You coulda heard a pin drop - then they immediatly saw me. nyuck nyuck!

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Anonymous: niggers are the most racist group on the planet, if they could get away with it they would murder all white people

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Hey femanons - For how long should a guy be able to hold back cumming during sex? - Is it a total turn off if he needs to take a break every now and then?

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Anonymous: 3 sec. avg.. 5 sec. real player...

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ticklethis: How long are the breaks?

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ticklethis: i see no problem really...

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Twinchlian: The true problem is that most women need a steady rythm for a while to cum - so breaking at the wrong point will fuck up her orgasm. At the same time; it takes a womans body about 20 minutes to get ready for sex so if you don't do long foreplays breaking is essential (pro tip: change positions and she won't even realize you're breaking). I have also found, on those occations that I for some reason

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Twinchlian: was able to hold for hours, that simply time+no breaks won't do the trick. The tecnique I prefer is to give her reasonable time, but then at the first miniscule sign of boredom/dropping excitement just going for it. While fem-orgasm successrate drops; simulatnious orgasm rate goes up and you don't experience the male loss of orgasm (not ejaculation) assosiated with marathon sex.

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Twinchlian: For future referance: Don't ask women about orgasms because, really, they don't know shit about the art.

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pttb69: 8 Second Ride. Same As Rodeos.

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MrPerspective: I can go on for a while after I cum, if there's no condom issue. And after the first time, I'm certain to last enough to make her climax to her heart's content... if she hasn't already!

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Anonymous: one 1/2 second for average, 0 seconds for a player

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BnSneky: what she look liek

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Furore23: Foreplay, fellatio to orgasm, cunnilingus to orgasm, then it's time to RIDE.

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Holy Fook: Easy solution. Rub one out beforehand. If you're a hardcore 2 second shooter, rub several out until your balls are drained. If you've been masturbating all day long and you still cum after 2 minutes, castrate yourself. It's the only option.

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Anonymous: ▲

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lily84: f

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cp is bad and if you like it your a sicko

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Anonymous: That's not true at all.

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Anonymous: ^yeah i love cheese pizza and i'm somewhat normal too!

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Anonymous: And if you still can't spell AND post and on c4c, you've got bigger issues than the CP surfers.

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Anonymous: mmmmm cheese pizza

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Anonymous: you are = you're. Example : GOD DAMN IT _YOU'RE_ DOING IT WRONG!

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Anonymous: you are = you're. Example : GOD DAMN IT _YOU'RE_ DOING IT WRONG FUCKING IDIOT !!!!

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Anonymous: Only a sicko likes canned peas

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Zero: Your doing it wrong

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guyin: Whats wrong with Cheese Pizza?

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Anonymous: Your doing yoreself wrong.

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Anonymous: Cheese pizza is awesome and your a sicko.

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c4caddict: i am sorry:(

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BeaversNDucks: yes it's supposed to be you're* not your*

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That Guy: I fucking love CP

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Anonymous: yeah that's right you sick bastards STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!

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ANNONAMOOSE: whats wrong with coloured pencils?

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Grave: this is not true.. you can't blame me for liking CP.

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Anonymous: wen was the last time 1 of u has seen cp

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Anonymous: probably never

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Anonymous: CP is good and if you dont like youre a FAg

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Anonymous: why is good cp so hard to find?

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SHODAN: Spelt "you're" wrong it's "you're" not "your"

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Bubble: CP is not bad, u r told it's bad like not crossing on a red light, not swearing, not killing, recycle, turn off the t.v, don't strat forest fires.

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veranet: You can't spell; your argument is invalid.

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Anonymous: please show me some places to find some good cp

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Anonymous: Wasn't the Virgin Mary like 12-15 and Joseph way past 30? That's like license from the Almighty!

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Anonymous: I had heard that, and it probably was true. There's lots of instances of men doing little girls in the Bible.

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Deth: if thats the case then i have cancer

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Anonymous: CP helps stop real life child raeps ! Except those being raeps in the pictures ! But thats ok, because its only a few kids in pictures and all the other kids in the world get left alone because all the Pedos are sat at home fapping at thier PCs !

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fap: but i love my chinese penis!

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Anonymous: cp rules

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Deth: wow so get this guys...since i posted that up there----^ i just found out that i might ACKSHULLY HAVE CANCER!! win?...fail?...im not sure yet...YET!

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Hellcat1138: heres a good question would rather be raped as a kid like me or dead like murders. cp is ok even if i was used for it..... i fact i'm fucking happy cause some dude or lady is wacking it. rape= alive, while murder=death.. fuckall muderers

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Anonymous: Bro I CarPool all the time, I love the CP lane!

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Anonymous: im a gay 15 year old boy and theres tons of CP on LimeWire most of it is japanese and chinese though. I guess that jsut shows how fucked up they are not us

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Anonymous: Awww, but I fricken LOVE Cherry Pie...sadface.

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Anonymous: Catch the Pigeon

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John.dounut: I am a sicko then... And by the way Why Oh You Apostrophe Are Ee, means 'You Are', Why Oh You Are Means' Your'!

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Anonymous: i know right Chinesse Porn .. fucking ugly... well women are great but the guys like you know what i mean right ?!!

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balder: DAMN, HOW I CAN REMOVE PROGRAMS FROM XP IF I CAN USE A "CP" yes, with capital letters!

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Anonymous: I fucken love cheezy poofs

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Anonymous: Cream Pie FTW ;)

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Bun: I just had some Cheese Pizza earlier today :D

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Anonymous: I'm sorry, I don't have an a sicko.

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Grave: http://www.motionbox.com/videos/7c98ddb61711e3c1f4 how can you not love it?!

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Anonymous: tell me this doesn't turn you on... hufile.cc/1277677253.gif

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Anonymous: this does not turn you on...

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Anonymous: well, looks like im a sicko :\ lol

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Anonymous: Central Planning, isn't that what they do in communist countries?

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Anonymous: YES! i am sick of all this fucking CP on this site it fucking ruins it and is the only reasion i dont tell friends 2 visit this site

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Anonymous: ^you told your friends not to visit 4chan because of the cheese pizza? wow youre wierd

1277695921402

Anonymous: C3PO is bad

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Anonymous: little beautifull fuckdolls yeah. cp is good for you all.

1277743839830

Anonymous: CP is educational...

1277757856254

Anonymous: OP IS A FAGGOT

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Anonymous: What's wrong with Custom Products?

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Jesus: The Anon who added this is on c4c so that means they like CP, no exceptions

1283182319762

ANNONAMOOSE: THIS THREAD IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! I FUCKING LOVE URINATING IN THE OCEAN (think about it faggots)

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M.I.L.F. money: I love Capt. Picard! Fuck you if you dont

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Anonymous: Dude i love Crazy Putas!!!!!

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Anonymous: LOL im 17 years and im allowed to watch CP dumbasses

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Anonymous: Wat, y'mean Chicken Pie is make me Sick??? Oooh Noooos...

1284165981202

mutt: Does he mean that the sicko is yours?

1284166416179

Flarp: Any porn is bad. It just aggravates the forces inside a man that lead to him buying a house for wome ho. Now, for women, it is some sort of strange vitamin...

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Quadra: That's MR. Sicko to you.

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Anonymous: this is true. try your CP jokes in jail, faggots

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Flarp: Take two aspirin and proposition me in the morning

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Purplekush420: LMFAO grammer FAIL its You're not your....dumbshit

1284741117613

defeat

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Anonymous: cp rulz

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kokons: WTF is CP pls ?

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sickfuck88: BUUUUULLSHIT!

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FuckWhatUGonnaDo: CP rocks! It's soo Anarchy!! Whoever does not support CP does not support freedom of expression.

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AwesomeAnonymous!: yeah, suppose :( but come on! corprol punishment can be funny, amirite?

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Anonymous: depends on what you call a child

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mrscurva: I must be a sicko then

1289785006237

Anonymous: who cares, you can only get canned penis in china

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balder

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Anonymous: Bulshit. Now gimmi your feckin child pussy.

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Anonymous: @kokons: Its ChildPower X-)

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Anonymous: DONT DO DRUGS MKAY

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aNöN: cp is awesome

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balder

Car Police

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Anonymous: ha ha ha oh wait im a sicko ha ha ha ha ha sicko's rule

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Squirrely1: I love Chezzy Poofs!!!

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Anonymous: Then I guess I'm a sicko!

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Anonymous: Captain Picard is the only thing cooler than group cheese pizza

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aval: Cock & Penis?

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Cheese: Pizza

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Cock: Penis

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TinFoilHatGuy: If you liek teh CyberPolice you are just plain-vanilla-wired-up-wrong, mahnigggaaz

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Anomolous: Creative Passion

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Anonymous: Wouldn't that be, you're as in you are as opposed to your, as in belongs to?

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Anonymous: well strap me down and call me a sicko

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Weed: Why's everybody hating on the Communist Party? The Communist Party never hurt anyone. I'm gonna go talk to my friend Pedobear. At least he understands!

1298322889842

MrSandyNigger: OMG IT'S "YOU'RE" NOT "YOUR"

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The Evil Twin: Oh noz, I'm not feeling too well, I think I'm sicko.

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Anonymous: what does cp stand for?

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Anonymous

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Anonymous: creamy pussy

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Anonymous: You are completely right, but 2 l8, i am addicted to the bible and koran now, they discribe the juicey parts in such detail, what can i say, i am a believer now

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Segrian: You're right. I do not like Chewing Penis

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Weed: No, seriously, why is everybody hating on the Communist Party? They've done more for you than those f*cking Democrats and Republicans ever will.

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Anonymous: ^ this is not true you stupid fuck

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darkstan: Guys, anon wants to know what CP stands for. In the interest of helping our newer brethren, we should offer some more authentic, helpful answers. CP stands for '

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Anonymous: why does she let me make videos and moan when i molest her then?

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Anonymous: ^^ Crunchy Pastry?

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cybersinner: Glad I don't like Caribbean Pineapples!

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Grammar Nazi: YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE! - - - YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

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Placid_Storm: LOL @ Grammar Nazi. The world is full of idiots.

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Placid_Storm: The "CP" that they are referring to is Child Porn. There I said it, now you know.

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Anonymous: YOU IS = YOU'S, RIGHT?....

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Yurinbaum: true, and so is you're grammar

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Anonymous: placid storm is full of placid shit.

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Anonymous

but i fucking love cheese pizza dude, GTFO off my interwebz bish!

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Negererleger: Cursed Pharaos are bad and your a sicko

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MrPerspective: That's true, you know. I once saw some real-life CP pics in a spam e-mail. I felt sick immediately afterwards.

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Raven's Wing: OP, your not entitled to push you're views on other people

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Anonymous: But I love Corn Pops!

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Anonymous: You mean there are still people in the world who like Colin Powell!

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CaiusPompejus(Arsch)

^ no, but i like CANING POWELL

1316425362726

Anonymous: Chinese Products IS bad and if you like it, not only are you a sicko, you're downright Un-'Murikan,dammit

1316427286848

Anonymous: i love peeing in the sea nothing sick about that

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Anonymous: Only if CP was done in a loving manner....

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Anonymous: wha chu talking bout willace! i'm eating cp right now :P

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Canucklehead: Huh,,, OK.

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The Original Spoon: What's wrong with cancer pustules?

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Anonymous: Why is it bad to like cheese pizza?

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Raven's Wing: But I use Computer Programs all the time

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Anonymous: ^ sicko

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Raven's Wing: ^ I know its a problem and I'm seeking help for it

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Anonymous: WOW!!!! I never knew CP meant cherry pie or chesse pizza! I thought it was something bad!

1323136506254

Anonymous: I like canned pop

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ScrotumLips:

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Anonymous: Youse is sicko's four lykeng CP. Your loosers to.

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A different guy: ^^ Agreed, Canned Pop is much better than ringing it out of some sexy kids soiled underwear.

1329689687764

Quantum69: Well fine then OP, i guess i'm a sicko for loving chocolate pretzels.

1329694456865

Anonymous: badd?? but i loves my cherry pie!!

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hello my name is: but i love chevy power!

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ChevelleForever: Srsly? If you're going to preach to me, at least use proper spelling and grammar. While I agree with your argument, your lack of knowledge about the aforementioned topics makes your argument invalid.

1335937403677

jude: I've belonged to the Communist Party for years and the FBI haven't found me yet.

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Kuder: Tell me something i didn't know.

1335989541663

Anonymous: ^ The square root of 14 is 8.

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Anonymous: Card Playing?! What's wrong with card playing??

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NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WHILE EATING A BANANA.

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Anonymous: Particularly in a Steam Bath

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Greeft: Bananas don't have eyes?

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MrSandynigger: Not even with this?

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RKB

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Grund1e: ^ LMAO!! RKB

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Greeft: Shouldn't that say,"Never make eye contact while eating a potato."?

1335745798615

Anonymous: so much seriously good advice on here.

1335778282142

Sinister: Always make eye contact while eating oysters...

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did you know that most PEDOFILES are ATHEIST

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Anonymous: would like to see the stats on that because it seems like most are catholic priests

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Anonymous: Now that, was sharp. Nice one

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Greeft: Oh really, thanks for that. Oh and your god is a cunt.

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the7rafe7: lol then explain catholic priests..

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Greeft: ^They're the ones who stick magnets up little boys arses aren't they??

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the7rafe7: ^ no usually its little jesus figurines

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Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell peophile correctly?

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Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell pedophile correctly?

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Pyro: ^Lol

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Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles can't spell adult?

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CreepisKryp: OP was born of his younger sister. PERIOD.

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Anonymous: Its true, most priests don't pelive in god. They are in it for the boys!

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Anonymous: At least when priests are raping children they don't use contraception... so according to the bible, it's okay.

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WhiteShark: Did you know that most pedophiles are religious fags, priests,bishops, etc...?

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TheRedMage13: Did you know, most religious people are nutsacs?

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Anonymous: athiests are paedophiles beacuse thier weak minds and poor education cannot comprehend Christ's true word and the logic of Intelligent Design

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Anonymous: ad up all the catholic priests etc in the world then look at your stats

1273105761720

Anonymous: they should make all convicted pedofiles wear clerical collars so everyone can tell they're perverts

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Master Pokerlord Jed: DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST RELIGIOUS ARE OBNOXIOUS FAGGOTS?

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Anonymous: I believe mary was satans whore slave... and thats how we got jesus

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cybersinner: God made Eve from Adams rib and immediately told her to be fruitful and multiply. Proof that God is a pedophile, telling a newborn woman to have sex.

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John.dounut: @4285, maybe they ARE athiests, but bulshitting so they can get to the boys n girls...

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sqwrrl: Did you know that yall just got trolled?

1275337352208

Anonymous: first comment won epically

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WTFisjuice: does this mean im an atheist now?

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Moongrim: Did you you know that most Christians pull facts out of their ass?

1276902124277

Anonymous: usa usa usa

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Anonymous: did you know that alot of priests are pedos? so how do you explain that

1276907680408

Greg: Who da fuck is stealing my name

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Anonymous: Doesn't matter what religion a pedo is they are so fucking pathetic they can't be turned on by someone in their own age range.

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Anonymous: Pedophilia is wrong!.........it's pAedophilia...

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Atheist: If God doesn't exist why did He make choirboys?

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Anonymous: @3325 i am sure they can and DO get turned on by people of thier own age. I think it's probably a power thing. The power and control of a child is far more important than thier body form. That's what they get off on. At least I DO ANYWAY :P nom nom nom !

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Grave: did you know that you're supposed to put a question mark at the end of a question?. oh yeah and god does not exist so fuck off.

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cv0712d: No, I did not know.

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DarwinFuckMuslims: Sandniggers are pedofiles and they used to use sand in the place of vaseline to fuck children (it is write in the Fuckoran)

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GhostNinja: Did you know that every black man cheats at Poker!!!

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Borstei: Did you know that pedophiles write themselves with an /f/? It’s our secret recognition code

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Anonymous: i hate religionfags

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Anonymous: YHVY is a paedophile

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Dmx: Concept of atheism is a securiy blanket for paedophiles gives them a feeling of no accountability.

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Anonymous: DID YOU KNOW PEDOPHILES SPELL 'PEDOPHILE' WRONG?

1280977848965

Anonymous: Religious postings like this are made by cowards in real life who are too scared to get out and 'preach' their horse shit face to face.

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chaimo: No, no, no, silly! You meant CATHOLIC PRIESTS

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Anonymous: did you know most athiests arent pedophiles

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Anonymous: true. most nazi's are too. and serial rapists. funny how most prison inmates are religious though

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Hellcat1138: did you know all christains are fucking assholes and retards

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Anonymous: NO SHIT SHERLOCK

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Anonymous: did you dumbfucks know, that pedofiles is actually a bit more correct than pedophiles? of course not, you lack awsomeness

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cliptoe: and that statement exudes awesomeness

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Anonymous: 'phile' is the original root suffix and 'file' is a modern typo. I also lack being a pedophile no matter how you spell it, but you don't know that, because you lack adult partners.

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YuLiekPicturz: Did you know that most Christians are pedophiles?

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Hellcat1138: and what did he win johnny, a brand neww..

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Anonymous: if it was legal, 9 out of 10 men would be a paedophile.

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kinganonymous: "did you know that most PEDOFILES are MUSLIMS"

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Kareloko: Did yoy know most priests...are catholics? JAJA!

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Flarp?: Did you know that 9 out of 10 dentists are pedophiles?

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Anonymous: TROLL POST!!!!11

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Anonymous: Did you know that 95% of all internet "Facts"/Statistics are just made up

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Anonymous: Did you know that 95% of all internet "Facts"/Statistics are just made up?

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Anonymous: did you know that most pedofiles are .jpg .gif .wmv .mp4 .avi ?

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tokunbo: y'know most pedofiles carnt spel pedofile

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Anonymous: ^ Most not all.

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Moongrim: No, most pedos are religious

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Limerick: Did you know that the two have no relation regardless of whether it's true?

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Anonymous: Pedo troll is troll

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Anonymous: Paedophiles. What about all the Catholic Priests fucking boys?

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Anonymous: did you know that pedobear is an animal and doesn't give a **** about god

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Tznu: pdf file v V v

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Anonymous: im not. ;-)

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Flarp: Did you know that most Chrisitans are closet athiests?

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AZO9Swall0deD: I'm sure most pedos are every sunday at church

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SickNote: Dosn't OP watch the news? All the Priest are kiddie fiddlers

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Anonymous: 95181: Most priests are atheists. They stay in for the money & power. You can't learn that much about any religion and not disbelieve.

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AchtungJuden!: Search for " Rabbi got caught" on YouTube, for a bunch of jewboy-pedophiles.

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Alkarnur: @ OP: that's completely wrong. Pedos fit the profile of low IQ, low education, working class/unemployed, even inbred. While your average Atheist has at least a 3-digit IQ, highly educated. We can joke as much as we want here about pedo, but Atheists, if they do it at all, do it a far far lower rates than religious people (not just talking about Catholics and Muslims).

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Anonymousoulopulous: My Priest was athiest then

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Paraguay: So, the PRIESTS are not PEDOFILES

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Anonymous: A "pedo file", presumably, is a file containing an image of a child. An image doesn't possess the ability to believe or disbelieve in a god, therefore it would be much more accurate to say that the "pedo file" is non-religious.

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BnSneky: i did not know that

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al: I think they would more appropriately be called hypocrites.

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Anonymous: priests are atheist ?

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Anonymous: ass is narrow

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Anonymous: @4285, u sir or ma'am are a winrar.

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Anonymous: @9842...I am an athiest with a tested IQ of 168. I am an honor student who recently did a paper about this very subject. Most pedophiles are, in fact, Christian males between the ages of 18-32. They are indeed low educated for the most part. Less than 1% are athiests. and approximately 7% were of catholic belief.

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Anonymous: what about the priests

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Anonymous: ^a small fraction of the priesthood has been proven to have pedophilic tendencies, but overall, they make up a tiny fraction of all pedophiles on the planet, not counting the Muslims who have a high number if you use western age limits as your guide.

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XENU: ^sounds like some fag logic to me, son

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Anonymouse: did you know that most pedofiles like children

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tokunbo: an' I thought all you crackers cud spel

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Anonymous: Most pedophiles are member of a site called 4chan and moonlight as oldfags on chan4chan!

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Boa Hancock: Did you know that you are both plus a faggot? Well now you do...

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Anonymous: Did you know most people who make up facts are christians? (apparently this one cant spell either)

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crazyassmofo: Ya,coz i am

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Anonymous: If you can spell correctly, but don't get the point. It's a no-win situation

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MAELSTHUR: 7769 anon you're right

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precious: pedophiles or pedofiles ? Anyway, did you know that most of women are pedophiles because they have children up their vaginas

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Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles are OP's Dad.

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MrPerspective: Tell it to the Pope, OP. XD

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Anonymous: OP: did you know that most catholic priests are pedophiles? and rabbis are pedophiles, too

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MrPerspective

Did you know that all rabbits are out-of-control sex maniacs?

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Anonymous: I didn't know priests were atheists

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Anonymous: FALSE, Atheist population of Prisons is the lowest. Atheists are too smart to get caught.

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Anonymous: Anonymous: I didn't know priests were atheists -> me neither

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Korzo: Wait... wut? Atheists are children documents?

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Anonymous: A priest had gone on vacation and left in his place the inexperienced deacon. During confession a woman confesses to giving fellatio to a guy but the deacon didn't know how many hail marys that corresponded to so he sticks his head out of the booth and see's the alter boy walking by. He asks him " what does your priest give for a blowjob?" and the boy answers "a snickers bar and a pat on the back"

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Anonymous: PEDOFILES: is like the X Files, but with pedophiles.

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Anonymous: oh so priests are atheists are they?

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Anonymous: Actually I know you people are sheeps and only relate child rape with priests, but the truth is this happens even more in the middle east and no1 cares to acknowledge it...

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Anoman: Obviously, no God no consequences.

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Germanfags: What are you taught about World War Two?

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marc27ffm: that you have always three tries? ;-)

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kill -9: ^since we have had three reichs,The Holy Roman Empire, The German Empire, Nazi Germany, i think there out. bty for all you hitler fags holy roman empire lasted ~800-1200 years, suck on it neo fags

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Anonymous: they're taught a lot more about WWII than you guys

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DannDruff: the french are a big bunch of pussy's, Go Duitsland

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Pyro: Poland is a pushover

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Anonymous: third times the charm ;)

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kill -9: ^ what you mean hitlers defeat was charmed, wtf

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Bubble: Hitler was a great leader and he had the balls and determination to do what he wanted, better than pumpin gass you fuckin nigger

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aNOMynous: But he did pump gas... poisonous, though...

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kill -9: uh o, double trouble bubble huble nuble

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Anonymous: Hitler was a pussy who took his own life when he failed

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Anonymous: @Bubble: Some would say the excact same thing about Saddam Hussein

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KarmaPickles: Get in here Germanfags! I wanta know! We were taught we saved the world's ass by ourselves. Sorry millions of dead eurofag soldiers

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Anonymous: ^who are "we"? USA? The attack on D-day was a coalition, but you are right that it couldn't have happened without US troops. I don't think germans are taught anything different than that. What do you think they are taught?

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Anonymous: man our teachers are fuckin wicked with that. its a serious business here. its not so funny like in the internet. Discussion about hitler fails. he

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Jedermann: Hitler was austrian and ww2 was caused by ww1 and the rise of Preussen after 1871

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Anonymous: We won :D SIEG!!

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Anonymous: Germanfag says: We are indoctrinated that WW2 is our fault and that we carry eternal guilt towards the jews.

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Anonymous: I happen to be German. Basically 3 years of history-class was only about ww2, but not the way you guys are taught. 80% of what we are taught about it is the political side of it all. Hitlers Rise, how he did it, how he fooled germany etc, why we can never let it happen again, stuff like that. Too long ago.

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asteve: To anonymous. The French have probably been involved in more wars than any other nation on earth.

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Anonymous: enough to know that you drew the flag wrong. i mean reall? a jap flag with a swastica

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Redrocco: I would think that theres probally more emphasis on the the war in the east

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Anonymous: asteve, let me correct you, the french have probably lost more wars than any other nation on earth

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Anonymous: there's been a second world war?

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mudspunk: Hitler wasn't a bad guy, just a little misunderstood

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1265856467417: Jews are the most evil and vile race on earth... end of story

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Übersoldier: History leasons were retarted as hell.... what the Germanfags said is true, "eternal guilt", "potical side","Rise to power" ... but liike spider-man's uncle once said, "with great power comes great responsability" ; )

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Anonymous: the british empire was the largest empire ever.... and we dont get a reich???? jeez that sucks...

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Anonymous: good book

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kurdy: i think the only bad thing had been the killing of jews and so on, not the war itself, same like america killed the native americans and take over all the territory...we are just as bad as we are because we lost. just the winners wrote/write the history, irrelevant if it is true or not

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Anonymous: Amerifags wrongly believe they saved the world on their own...? fucking idiots

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Anonymous: Amerifags are the pussies that wouldnt join the war until japan pwned their lazy fat arses in

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ɐʎ puıɥǝq sɯoɯ ɹnoʎ: Amerifags joined the war when they nosed profit (and when the jews tricked the US citizens into war)

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Anonymous: hmm Nazijapan??

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Anonymous: I did acid with a chick who was from a nazi lineage... she had some bad trips man... the clouds turned into the ghosts of jews and they were coming for her!

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Anonymous: WHAT I THINK ABOUT!!?? :D GODAMN I WISH WERE WON ;(

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Anonymous: you fucking asshole abused the japanese flag. die you fucking heretic

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Anonymous: what is that, I have never heard of this war, everyone was on vacation during those dates.

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Anonymous: in 18 day we won against poland xDDD

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Panatronic: Blitzkrieg...when you can only stop kittens

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Anonymous: For all the france haters; I would remind you of the Little Corporal, Napoleon Bonaparte.

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Nukubu: Americans are so goddamn full of themselves, ooh we saved the world. FUCK YOU!! You're only Amerifags cuz europe sent you to america because you were criminals and you haven't changed since, fuck off!!!!

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slikwilly: ^no sweetheart, that's Australia that got the criminals. We left on our own accord. Your name sounds like it could be African, your ancestors were brought here by no choice.... then became criminals

1278472748124

Anonymous: we learned that anyone can invade Poland, even Russia if we helped them a little

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Anonymous: what i learnt was a frenchman best weapon is his white flag with his i surrender battle cry

1278488084435

Anonymous: Nukubu is a nigger name... Nukubu, I hate u...

1278506880663

Anonymous: Nukubu, you are thinking of Australia, fucknut. Americans came to the country seeking freedom of religion which was forbidden under the Anglo-Catholic regime that ruled the monarchies at that time.

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Anonymous: Don't forget the gold and free land!

1278524481565

Anonymous: THAT AMERICANS COME IN AT THE LAST MINUTE AND CLAIM VICTORY!

1278533928632

Anonymous: ^Hate to point out the fact that we "Amerifags" forced the Japanese Empire to surrender with two bombs, single-handed!

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Shitskins: Wrong side lost WW2 (jewboy-corrupted 'Allies' won), now the Western world is a cesspool filled with losers from the Third world, and the people of European ethinicity is practically on the verge of being ethnically cleansed.

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Anonymous: We learned that Amerifags will treat us better than Russifags

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KillAllNazis: hitler was a coward fuck who killed himself... shame on you, nazi-cunts!

1280011912390

Anonymous: Im german and i have traveled to america, during my stay i sucked on every american cock i could get my hands on so i wouldnt feel so ashamed over the outcome of ww2

1282019139271

Akingu: fail! You're a non-servium, pussy cunt faggot

1282059110555

Anonymous: Wow....drawing fail. US saved Europe *lawl*. Alone you would've never made it :P But thanks for all the cannon-fodder! xD

1282139011812

Craphere: MOAR

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Anonymous: we need world war 3

1288650087886

FlaRp: European conflict in WWII: Victory was because of the Russians. If Germans would have combined forces with Russia, or maybe even respected the non agression treaty, the Germans would have stomped everyone's asses. Thing is, it was the leading party in Germany that really led to the problems. Germans were as much victim as everyone else. Don't believe me?

1288657368400

FlaRp: Take a good look at the most fascist country in the world today. I bet every damned person knows what country I'm talking about. Yet, none of your fuckers will do a damned thing to fix it. Enjoy your next hollocaust.

1288657441711

germanfag: > the same jewish lies as everyone else.

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Anonymous: Shitskins...Now you know how the jewish people felt when they were being ethnically cleansed by Hitler and his little Task Monkeys.

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BnSneky: we should have nuked em all

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Anonymous: joos die of typhus and malnutrition in work camps - joos don't like to work

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Anonymous: To never let an Austrian hobo go to Germany because Germans are dumb enough to listen to him. Oh, and BTW nuke Israel because their leadership is as bad now as Nazis were in WW2.

1290797577187

ErlKonigVinz: ^Nah, hobos are cool peeps, it's teetotalers and st8 edgers we need to kill! Hobos have all sorts of interesting stories about making rotgut in an oil drum to keep warm during winter.

1290798253168

ErlKonigVinz: For 3936, I would remind you he was Corsican, and furthermore always saw himself as Corsican.

1290798380226

Anonymous: jews get angry when you force them to work

1290798589684

AchtungJuden!: @2411: Well, the jewboys were fucking up Germany HARD then, so they brought it on themselves. And the number "6 million" were claimed by jews already in 1919, so that seems to be a Holohoax...

1290880176110

A German: I am German, and was taught that we were so hard, that the whole fucking world hand to gang together to beat us. I was also taught that after the war, we made America pay for our reconstruction, and we now all have higher standards of living than an Average American, Higher HDI index rating, a better balance of trade, lower taxes, higher life expectancy and the best free healthcare in the G20.

1290881548476

al: We pay 10 times that to keep Africa fed, go figure.

1290882481636

gov'na: The same banksters that funded hitler, founded eugenics and is the source of all the turmoil in the world we see today. Americans failed by Jewish propaganda.

1290886251692

vengance: that you can't win a war with two fronts , yet if u has nuklear weapons use the fuckers to nuke both fronts then profit!!!!

1290887727457

Primeform: Anyone else see a repeating 4's and c's in this symbol? ;D

1291026885156

Anonymous: Onward Christian Soldiers, You have nought to fear. Israel Hore-Belisha Will lead you from the rear. Clothed by Monty Burton, fed on Lyons pies; Die for Jewish freedom As a Briton always dies.

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creep36: dnt let ur guardown

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Ednad: i am german and i am not a fucking nazi, its a bad prejudice that every german is a nazi, most germans hate nazis

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German: we germans know everything there is to know about everything

1296190940882

Anonymous: what's funny is, us americans thinking we came here for religious freedom. we came for fish, and gold, and fucking spices. asshats. this is sad. we're getting dumber.

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Anonymous: i learned that Merican companies funded hitler through prescott bush

1296393066509

Anonymous: (www).videogold.de/hitlers-krieg-was-guido-knopp-verschweigt/

1296647349767

Anonymous: GAYDOLF SHITLER

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Anonymous: Americans helped defeating germany... I'll bet they regret that now xD

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Zeta: We lost. 6 Millions no more no less. Hitler was in fact Austrian.

1303931323659

Anonymus Bosch: ^ Don’t believe him, he’s a Volltrottel.

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bshaun2: The French are huge pussies

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Lickathesplit: That even cats who ask can has Poland !

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Anonymous: The GERMANS did not do that. Don't fucking say that. Germans and nazis are DIFFERENT THINGS, you retards.

1317753418572

Anonymous

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Anonymous: That Hitler had the right idea, just the wrong way of goin about it. Trust us,it will br a long process, but the jew & the niggers will be gone.

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Anonymous: For sale: French rifle. Never been fired and only dropped once

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Anonymous: that americunts are a bunch of faggots

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Anonymous: They're almost certainly taught much more about it than Amerifags.

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maskcasper: they bleed even if u stick it in them

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SirBit: This pic should be called: "failing at using paint"

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Anonymous: Prussians owned Poland, then there was WW1, then Hitler wanted it back then he lost because of Jews and wrong choices (regarding jews and other things)

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RubberG: Germany full of Muslims. 100,000 Palestinians in Berlin alone. WTF? Adolf, where are you?

1322820029729

Capt Hard On: "Pyro: Poland is a pushover" I lol'd!

1322841577240

Capt Hard On: "Poland is a pushover" I lol'd!

1322841593250

Anonymous: AMERIFAGS WHAT ARE YOU TAUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU 'VE BEEN DOING AROUND THE WORLD? DO THEY TEACH YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE WORLD WIDE GENOCIDE YOU CARRY ON? LATIN AMERICA AFRICA... DICTATORS CONDOR PLAN ETC.. YOU HAVE ALREADY KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN NAZIFAGS ... BUT YOU ARE SO BUSY BLOWING CELEBRITIES COCKS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT AMERICA IS A CONTINENT AND NOT YOUR COUNTRY.. FAGS YOU WILL PAY

1322842521608

Anonymous: 50 mangey dogs can pull down a great lion

1329950487774

Anonymous: The filthy evil jews got their way in damaging the master german race. It won't go that way in WW3, it will be the final cleansing of the human race when the evil, greedy, subhuman jews are exterminated so that the human race survives.

1329965332993

klabusterberry: ? u nearly fucked up the svastika, what shall I answer to a subhuman?

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Anonymous: WE wish he won so we could wipe out and take over the middle east then africa etc

1330146316315

Anonymous: germans lost it because they were keen on paying reparation again, just like after world war 1 - wouldnt matter, americans payed pension funds on intarweb projects later during the web bubble (leading to badly designed browsers)

1330148091544

Anonymous: that Jews were poor even if some of them were quite rich and that one should feel pity for them, because they had the diedz because of fiancial mishaps at some foreign place before Hitler

1330148327444

Anonymous: should have waited a decade. developed vastly superior tech. watched world beg.

1335063381411

Anonymous: Cool story bro

1335235657868

Anonymous: That Hitler had the right idea, he just grabbed the wrong group of people.

1335237010108

Arschloch33: Tah

1335913477804

Arschloch33: That it is better to lose against the US than against the USSR

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YOU WOULDN'T MULTIPLY FISH AND BREAD

Internet download steal copyright jesus itt

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Anonymous: Are you saying that Jesus was a pirate?

1328866854453

Anonymous: i believe they are

1328912206974

Smosh: Jesus was a pothead too.

1328913346683

Anonymous: Is it a sin to download the bible?

1329090087894

Smosh: Most renditions of The Bible are in the public domain, so no.

1329094717750

Anonymous: Fish sandwich.

1335114167338

Anonymous: ^^^It is only a sin if you download it on a jewish apple product

1335115019701

Arschloch33: but on meth you would

1335118238483

Lavalancer: Verily , I say unto you Jesus, iinvented the fish sandwich.

1335460859883

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WE ARE WASTING OUR LIVES LOOKING AT IDIOTIC PICTURES AND COMMETING ON THEM... - Fuck we are pathetic.

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Nickeh43: Got any better ideas?

1288180954230

Grave: Never said something bad about being pathetic.

1288181277681

kib420: i have a masters degree in applied physics....ok no i'm pathetic

1288181358574

fLARp: Wasting? ha! Try savoring. Delicious. The good life.

1288181415488

Nickeh43: Even people with degrees in applied physics like looking at stupid pictures... actually, them more than others, probably

1288182046418

sickfuck88: shiiit this kicks ass motherfucker

1288182309266

pancake: Wut? Nooooooooooooooooo!

1288189839303

dingleberry: meh, it's all relative

1288191669562

Anonymous: So... this is the path to etic?

1288198462781

Anonymous: differences is that you made a png about it, loser

1288205702781

Grave: When I said "we", I also meant "me". I don't recall saying I am not a pathetic person. We all are.

1288215974544

Anonymous: tits or GTFO

1288216953553

uriar: Nickeh43 - these pics are NOT stupid!!!

1288219855382

Greeft: Mind the oranges Marlon!

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Anonymous: What's real pathetic is this fucked up and irrelavant post. This site is one of the worlds best image archives and its all about stories in.. yes, images. Handle that or GTFO.

1288221788394

Anonymous: what else is there to do? murder people? Wait a sec....hmmm

1288223048224

anonymule: fuck you.....I'm forming valuable connections I will cherish for a lifetime

1288223695377

Anonymous: NO - we are wolfpack! Males only and females are mentally and visually raped. We are ruled by hormones and testosterone to empower ourselves!

1288224551280

anonymule: what is ths...."we" shit you're going on about? always with the we......we are wolfpack, we are legion...whatever. you're not really that cool, you know. you just haven't registered a name (try ILovEdiCKs)

1288225040272

Anonymous: You are digging your own grave Grave. GJ. BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

1288225618861

chumpno1: you forgot to mention the fapping and sammich eating

1288254488335

Harvey: Looking at pictures is what separates humans from animals. But a dog can lick his balls. Who's wasting life?

1288261895909

FlaRp: Please, OP, explain why all of us should be doing to make the most efficient use out of our lifes. Oh, wait, you can't. Because, each individual has their own aims, goals, and aspirations. Besides, looking at ass can't be all that bad.

1288752134171

Nickeh43: uriar, you're right. I stand corrected.

1288757004531

Trollzwin: WE RNT STOOPID YOU FAGGOT

1292634761471

Funch: ...ok then, everybody back to building a more realistic sex doll

1292644432105

StormTrooper: Speak for yourself, OP. Some of the stuff I read here is pure comedy gold.

1292650201193

Twinchlian: I said it before, I'll say it again: This is the "punk scene" of the 21st century. Your children will be proud of you. Ppl you never met will claim to know you.

1292661791973

Scheissfliege: Anti-Semitism & Anti-Zionism is never wasting time !

1292661961776

Anonymous: Can't sleep. What else do?

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protonX80: well said

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Lickathesplit: Yes, for we are testsubjects for the psycologists & psychiatrists, sold to them by Moot who was in need of subsidise, some pics are cool though. Vote isn't in on this one..

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Anonymous: It beats sleeping.

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CRACE: yeah. stfu

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Grave: As I said, pathetic.

1293006711292

Anonymous: You "look." I FAP!

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GigaPenny: what can I say. I have too much time in my left hand, and none on my right. wheeeee

1294135933760

Anonymous: Perhaps under certain circumstances, it's better than going out!

1294146416313

Anonymous: Cool story bro....tell it again.

1300097076857

Anonymous: k i'm gonna sign off *continues typing*

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Canucklehead: It's not much of a hobby but it's what I like so fuck off.

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The_GOoD: FAK YEAH ! ! !

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Anonymous: this guy sucks. if you think you're wasting your life looking at amusing pictures than you're probably wasting your life beathing... so just stop. fag

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Kennedy: yeah beathing is a waste of time fucktard!

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Anonymous: well school's out, practice is over, and i can't surf at night. and i'm single because chicks think i'm a pretentious douche. got a problem?

1300339146510

Anonymous: yes you are

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Anonymous: gotta masters degree in intellectual systems of decision making. i'm making a decision to look at stupid pictures. this is the only thing that keeps me sane

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SickNote

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GalacticStar: ^^Wot he said.

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gov'na: go outsidside and take a big deap breath of fresh putonium

1300493419227

Tattoos: gov'na, you no-spelling waste of skin, go outside and take a deep breath of fresh plutonium.

1300493821646

precious: Son, wasting your life would mean doing what others want you to do, just to get a freaking medal for your ass sucking before you die. Than you would be dead with a life's work and we on chan4chan would shit on your medal for all eternity + writing an article on encyclopedia dramatica.

1300494288646

ivorylc: yet none of us stops

1306097304710

djh123: Very true and ^ true also :D

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Anonymous: I'm not out raping and killing kids. Count your blessings.

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Anonymous: amen

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Anonymous: gay men

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Peckerhead: Gave up my dream of being a brain surgeon to become a "double naught spy,"

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InternetH8Machine: Fap. Lurk. Post. Repeat

1326588962634

Captngeetch: Tits and Gore baby....Tits and gore ! FTW

1326589640653

Oldandevil: Too true

1326664300744

Decorum: and...loving it.

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Your mom: Bitch im a narwhal!

1328806447807

Furore23: HOORAY FOR US

1328812184467

The Original Spoon: HOORAY FOR U.S.

1329868308609

Anonymous: cant help it....bored out of my mind.

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Anonymous: Detroit niggers are sooooooo fucking stupid!

1330551340723

Irishperson: Life well spent

1330555405171

Anonymous: Shit, really?

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Bunglicker: And, yo point is?

1334477237321

Anonymous: Please. Just STOP.

1334484627860

Canucklehead: It's my job,,, 5 days a week,,,,

1334694570110

Bunglicker: POINT PLEASE!

1335399593444

Anonymous: You spelled "majestic" wrong. Hint: doesn't start with a "P".

1335399723491

Anonymous: not as pathetic as OP...a.k.a. FAGGOT!!!

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MAELSTHUR

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RubberG: GIves me something to do for quik LULZ after checking my Ebay store 10 times a day.

1335443212777

Hughbie: omg....really? I would have never guessed....well fuck me sideways.....but do I give 12 shits...nope

1335446134231

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The FBI is going to search your house. - You have exactly on hour to get rid of all your incriminating shit.

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Anonymous: Kremlin encrypt deletes shit irrecoverable, military based binary system. When i fap at porn and my niece comes over the other day, it is fucking GONE ! Wipes clean the slack on the end of a file and the beginning of a cluster so Windows & Microsoft can suck a donkey cock when they're trying to store little notebooks of every file. My free space on my discs is FREE !!

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Lickathesplit: ^forgot to login

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djh123: ^interesting tactic you have^ perv.

1312548199447

Lickathesplit: ^Well, i wouldn't want my brothers daughters and son to see that i'm fappin' to granny pr0n like pics of djh123 would i ? j/k.. :)

1312548966620

djh123: ^:P^ its not granny pics if its on the internet(s) licka :D

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anal85: spend 58 minutes fapping, 2 minutes destroying my hard drive

1312557708496

Hughbie: ^with a hammer?

1312558005665

Furore23: Invite them in, make them coffee, all sit down together to watch MLP.

1312558376377

Hughbie: poison coffee

1312558570847

Furore23: ^ I would NEVER harm a brony!

1312587855357

Hughie: ^ok...laxatives for a giggle then?

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Furore23: ^ :(

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UriAr: Format all drives. smoke all the weed. dich all the bodies. Decorate coffee table with a copy of the bible and the NRA monthly.

1312589132386

Tattoos: As for the computer, I'd need about two minutes. As for the rest of the house, all the weapons, ordinance and explosives......Can I get a ten day extension? Just kidding. Seriously, just kidding.

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Anonymous: Screw that. All my porn is in TrueCrypt container files with passwords 30 random characters long. Eat it, Uncle Sam!

1312606370822

Anonymous:

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Burrgeezy: thermite

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Anonymous

Just to be sure.. I live 8 high though, maybe i can sell the tape of the jumping people who live above me.. Worked fine with the twin towers, guess what that did to my wallet...

1312612073607

Anonymous: I'm cool; so long as they don't look in the basement

1312614794653

SouthernPride: Well i;m fucked...

1312618436222

spz557: http://www.harddriveeraser.org/download.php and use Peter Guttman option: Overwrites data in 35 passes....or just encrypt with True Crypt http://www.truecrypt.org/

1312702058250

djh123: ^is your option better than lickathesplit's?

1312702618140

Hughbie: ^kremlin is excellent..essentially anything that can genuinely wipe with a guttman option is excellent...even ccleaner has that option. But yes...you can just encrypt it. you want a blowfish algorithm..blah blah....just make any password you set over 15 characters long including numbers and symbol, upper and lower case.

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djh123: ^eh i dont look at that shit anyway. i dont need it ^ :D

1312704335875

Anonymous: <- it's the only way to be sure

1312704595159

Anonymous: I don't keep the good shit in the house.

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Anonymous: pgp whole disk encryption has saved my ass more than a couple times.

1317092453220

Tattoos: They can bring it.

1325213778605

KofeeAnon: not nearly enough time to hide all those dismembered experiments

1325214742387

Anonymous: ... I think I'm going to need a bigger oven.

1325224336759

Anonymous: http://linuxnerd.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hammer-hitting-hard-disk-drive.jpg and smoke some ciggarets caus eI#m not 18 @all

1325252409262

Anonymous: Dont need pr0n...keep the live ones in the basement

1325269744353

Anonymous: an hour huh? looks like a kerosene party

1335305746735

hello my name is: I've got gas,propane,the gas line to the stove, and a lighter. one way or another the house, bomb-lab, weed, computers, and everything else WILL BURN LIKE HELL!

1335339970860

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GO TO EUROPE FOR BETTER LIFE - MAKE IT WORSE FOR EVERYONE

Immigration immigrant itt lampedusa italy

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Poopalotacus: Go to c4c for a picture add, end up reposting picture already in archieve

1326991906877

LastResort: Ha ha, no shit

1326991966479

Anonymous: this is too true to be funny ... fucken sandniggers

1326992085333

iprobablyhateyou: if you are talking about this image poop than post the archived image

1326993822292

Poopalotacus: I can't find the proper tags, nor do I care to prove you wrong, nor do I want you banned so i will be lazy and do nothing. Just sayin'

1326996979440

Quantum69: ^^^I lol'd

1326999966203

Lickathesplit: Truefax story bro !

1327000424889

LastResort: Seriously, those sonsofbitches need to chill out and get laid

1327000647721

Ghostoftime: Good job whatever kind of creature you are head over to america next while everyone focuses on the black people

1327001318209

Anonymous: its never been posted and there is no way for you to get me banned... just sayin'

1327005032555

Anonymous: ^^^^^^^dont be so self centred...

1327005421415

RubberG: Silly sandniggers, make a better life in your own country. Oh, wait, there's no welfare and white women in the shithole you came from.

1327007443346

Anonymous: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

1327062739411

Moongrim: All too damned true.

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you - portals - Will you survive? - If yes, where will you go?

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Malacath: nowhere, you would get crushed by yourself, not enough space between the portals for you to move between the 2

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Feefdoodle: intinate loop between the two what ever you feel when passing through the two portals will forever be your hell

1282437487183

Anonymóus: No Feef, No. As Malacath said, you'd be crushed by yourself.

1282437570334

Nickeh43: 42.

1282438057604

Anonymous: You'd accidentally yourself

1282486203251

Greeft: ^You could intentionally yourself also!

1282491060853

Anonymous: you'd mixing gore yourself

1282491683948

AmusingMuse: Thats where the teletubies live...inside the portal loop.

1282502898554

ThelemicMage: Yes. I will go to your mother's house to skullfuck her brains out

1282523480888

Anonymous: you'll finally be able to suck your own dick

1282686252697

Anonymous: maybe maybe maybe ^ lol

1282740239225

Anonymous: right mack to the middle fucktard op.

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Yourfuckingmother: Feefdoodle's got it

1283146060342

crackerkiller5: back to the 1800s, i heard they have good far......

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Anonymous: portals disappear if they move... problem solved

1284674702803

ElCapitan: Portals are the solution to dividing by zero

1284680663950

Anonymous: boooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm

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feefdoodle: lol o whoops last time i teleported it was back in the 80s the portals were different back then

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Anonymous: Real question is if you have a portal in your ass and step into it, then close both portals. where the fuck are you??

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BnSneky: two sided magnets............you will die

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yO: no one has invented portals yet and compared to the black holes in the space ... teoratically you will not move and get crushed by the cyberspace

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Bongochops: They already work. I went back to 1885. Trouble was, I couldn't get back, so Here we are in2010, and I'm 169 years old, and feeling a bit shit - and I forgot to invest in Ford, Google, Apple, IBM, Microsoft & Rubik's Cubes - Bastard. Time Travel - Just say no

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Antiphon: I wont die, i will reload again and again

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chrud: you would be caught in an infinite feedback loop...

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Spectre: If the portals' colors get switched it has the same effect as taking

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Spectre: ... THE RED PILL

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Chell: This is a triumph!

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ANNONAMOOSE: i dont think you would be crushed. there would be the left you, the right you and the you in the middle, when you met youd be pushing yourself in an infinate loop. sorta like being in a huge line of people constantly being pushed forward.

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MAELSTHUR: you wll die inevitably for dimensional pression

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Greeft: You would die and respawn at level 15.

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Anonymous: YOU WOULD FIND THE CAKE

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John135: Malacath is right, you'd crush yourself

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Anonymous: Portals disappear when the surface they're on moves. And then yes, you'd get crushed by the surface they were on.

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MACKY83: You'll asexually Rule 34

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BnSneky: die

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pop3: right in one and out the other

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ImYourMomBIATCH: It depends on what the portals really are/properties of the portals. I suppose you would perish into nothingness, if not something before (it could be 0.0000000.....1 sec) happens.

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samefag: you will eather get crushed by your self or if you played portal, the poratl will just disapear on a moving surface, so youll get crushed both ways :D

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Anonymous: as the portals close think of them as physical mirrors in each portal. once there closed youed have to stay completely still with your body coompletely centered between each portal. looking left or right youll see another room with another you standing in other portals.. if you lean to far to one side youll enter that portal.. BOOM!

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GhostWind: I've always wondered what would happen. I though you would just het squeezed out like runny pancake batter. Imagine what would happen to a cube. It would melt from the friction and pressure against itself.

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Anonymous: There's actually a place where you can do this in the game.

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MrPerspective: They DO work. I just went back to 2011!

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Anonymous: half of u would go in one half, the other half would go in the other

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MrPerspective: ^ Decisions, decisions... I don't know which half of the crowd to follow! PARADOX!

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Anonymous: You'd be stretched into a single strand of atoms at the speed of light as your body is converted into energy, essentially ceasing to exist as your body is stretched nearly across dimensions to infinity.

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MrPerspective

Weeeellllll...... According to my calculations...

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ticklethis: you would crush yourself

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Anonymous: If that were me, I would just open the console and type noclip

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MrPerspective: ^ Probably smartest post in this entire thread!

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Anonymous: wouldn't be possible because when you move the pipes the portals dissappear

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Anonymous: Portals don't exist. Yet.

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All gays should be given the lethal injection

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robohitler: kindling for the fires of hell

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Anonymous: why?

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killzMinuz9: its dirtydelta that's his shtick, i mean FOX's, he really doesn't think much for himself

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pocket: Cock in ass can be a lethal injection. Enjoy your aaaaaaaids

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killz: yeah, yeah, so is other kinds of sex, grow up

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KarmaPickles: We gave them California. They stay there and make movies and shit.

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Anonymous: I hate gays! I want to RAPE them all to teach them a lesson!

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God: I agree. Thus, AIDS.

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Anonymous: oddly, there's more babies born in california than any other state; that's A LOT of butthole babies.

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robohitler: straight people only get aids because of bisexual men. they get a dose from their unprotected ass sex and pass it on to women

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killzMinuz9: ^god save us all

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Anonymous: no, all republican should be shot in the head

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Dave: DOESN'T THAT TAKE THE FUN OUT OF IT?!

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Anonymous: Make them go be gay somewhere else! not fair they don't have to put up with womenz!

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Anonymous: I wish more guys were gay, makes for better odds with the chicks.

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KarmaPickles: ^ Imagine being a Chinese male 20 years from now. they're eating all the female babies now.

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Anonymous: even 2 hot teen blond lesbians?

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Anonymous: FUCK YOU

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FascistZack182: HAHAHA!

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Warg: Gays lethally inject each other. With AIDS. Using their dicks.

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naterls: ^True.

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Anonymous: Fuck it..let em be gay....less competition

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Anonymous: let em be gay its not like there going to multiply >.<

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Anonymous: Oh God, here we fucking go again. AIDS doesn't come from homosexuals. Unprotected fucking sex, however, does! Even though it's less common in the woman

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Warg: ^Wait, unprotected sex comes from homosexuals? Well, I guess I should thank them for coming up with it.

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Mattatatta: ^I lol'd

1272602443487

Vernin: More ladies for me if they stick around...

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ironmikie: I thought that's already what they do to themselves...???

1272644344602

Warg: ^I already made that joke, kid. Try and keep up.

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Anonymous: in order, i prefer to start by the muslims, then negros and then jews , the gayz only came in 4th place

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ImYourMomBIATCH: ^Agree, faggot!

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Anonymous: all 4chan VIRGINFAGS should be given the headshot

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Deth: fuck off dude.

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gay: all gays should be punished by shoving them huge objects up their asses! uh, wait…

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the7rafe7: EXCEPT GAY CHICKS LESBIANS FUCKING ROCK

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Anonymous: see, thats the reason i dont like 4chan

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Anonymous: ya man chan seems to be full of ingorant back water hicks and christians who dont know how to love

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Anonymous: how to love, fuckin hippy

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Anonymous: ^lol

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FakeBlood: rolls

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vengance: I agree kill homosexuals but save the lesbos for entertainment purposes only

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Anonymous: What about the niggers and jews!?

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ElCapitan: OP is a bigger FAG than homos. Why even give a fuck about them poofs? Thread needs more TITS!

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YourFace: So they can stab the next mother fucker that says something

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sqwrrl: TO PARTY!!!!

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Mr. Anonymous: so youre saying OP should kill himself?

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WTF: Homos make it easier for fat dudes to get women. Kill them all. Kill all fatties and hippies.

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nukubu: no.... they like injections to much

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Anonymous: Innit Blud! I Love Takin De Pisss Wid Dese Filthy Faggots.

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Anonymous: Let gays be, at least they're not stealing my women.

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Anonymous: wish someone would give Swiney the lethal dick injection right in his asshole

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Anonymous: it is a lethal injection; it just isnt as successful with condoms ;-)

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Anonymous: hey, my best friends are gay, so shut the fuck up you sick retard!

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Anonymous: not all the gays we have to leave a few to laugh at

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Anonymous: HA HAAAA the poster wants to give gays his 'lethal injection'....it's ok to come out of the closet, you just proved you're gay

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beepb00p: ^ how's that, asshole? hating fags means that you're a secret fag?

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beepb00p: if so, tell me this: do you hate baby rapers?

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Anonymous: give it up, you're gay

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AlienNation: ^Ted Haggard need I say more?

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Anonymous: he's been caught being gay, changing the subject won't change that now, too late

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Anonymous: Sad that Chan4Chan has such ignorant people, oh well.. it's a good site though :D

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Anonymous: Why would you like to kill all the happy people?

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Limerick: ^Anhedonia is a symptom of his butthurt.

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usHaTER: Um, it's all in the genes. What the picture should say is, "All Americans Need To Quit Having Children. What Is The Purpose If You Don't Actually Learn In The First Place?".

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Anonymous: AIDS is a lethal injection, A slow painful lethal injection.

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aHETEROsexualMALE: This is tasteless, offensive, discriminating. Why are you not able to flag or report shit here?

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Hard Tymes: WHY? DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANY MORE!?

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FuckWhatUGonnaDo: Yeah, I agree with the OP. The world would be a much easier place to get people of the opposite sex if all faggots would die.

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Anonymous: Totally agree, gays are worse than fucking niggers, niggers at least make me money, gays are wasting air and resources and should be dead

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Phadrus: When you put a dog down, they give it a pink shot. Are they trying to tell us we should do the same for gay people?

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George: Why don't gays breed themselves out of existence? After all, they can't reproduce?

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BnSneky: agreed

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fLARP: Because, it actually is a choice. This born gay club is bullshit. If they were born gay, unless the gene was extra secretly recessive, they would have been long gone. I don't care if someone's gay. Thats' their CHOICE. But, I hate it when people try and make up some stupid bullshit excuse and pass it off as fact.

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Anonymous: say good bye to all lesbian pronz idiot

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lily84: ^ lol

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AssLove: Better gay than niggers. I'd happily replace every nigger in Europe and USA with a Homo. Plus i might get my dick sucked more often

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Anonymous: ^^ Go back take a biology 101 class, you obviously know very little about genetic (heck, according to your logic, genetic diseases shouldn't exist since "they would have been long gone"). Also are you trying to tell us that you choose your orientation when you were 12? You looked at other boys and then at girls and say:"Okay, I decide from now on to only be attracted to girls"... Seriously?

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Phadrus: As far as I can tell,gay people serve a very important evolutionary function. Since they are unlikely to have kids they can devote more of their time and energy to helping their siblings raise their childen. So by their continued presence throughout human history, they would have to serve some basic function to move their own families genes into the future.

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Limerick: It's neither a choice nor dictated by genetics. It's a flaw in the genome akin to bdsm, chocolate, and incest.

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Twinchlian: I'm all for gays - it's "gay pride" i want to fucking kill. Bitches should know their places; that includes homos.

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Anonymous: why hating gays? don't mind as long as they are men. the more they are, the more girls available for heterosexuals.

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Auntie Semite: people like you killed jesus!

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Anonymous: ^hypothesis 1: jesus never existed. your argument is invalid. hypothesis 2: jesus existed. being killed made him very famous. so stop with gays.

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Alkarnur: << They should be given the lethal injection... in the ass.

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Anonymous: You should be given son of a bitch.

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Antiphon: Gays have been doing that on their own for 30 years - Its called "bareback assfucking"

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Phadrus: Being kinda gay myself, I must admit I've never understood "Gay Pride". Gay Pride? Gay Pride... What, proud that you fuck someone of the same sex? Anyone can do that. Why is that special?

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Superhuman: to be or not to be gay...

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Anonymous: whats with all the hate you idiots? its not a choice, its not bad, its normal and naturally occurs in nature, so yeah it is natural all you can go die

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Anonymous: Straight men account for 95% of sexual domestic abuse. Gay men prove their families are fertile. Population control. It's natural. The original Bible never said "thou shalt not gay". Also, I'm a gay woman, and I'm not fat. Weird shit happens

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BnSneky: i agree

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Anonymous: O hai Fred Phelps, wuzzup?

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Anonymous: all fags should be burned alive and buried in an open grave on top of all teh muslims

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anonymous: BAWWW stop abusing Faggots, They never did anything to anyone BAWWW

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Banshee5: I don't have anything against the gay community, a lot of them gays are funny guys. It's just annoying when you got one that's going after you... -.-

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Anonymous: I AGREE. EVEN FOR THE GUYS WHO LIKE TRAPS AND TRANNYS TOO

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balder: they have a penis injection in the ass, lol'd

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Anonymous: you shouldn't pick on gays so much, for some of you ugly, fat fucks it might be your only chance at getting a blowjob......

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Anonymous: LOL ^

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Anonymous: o ok

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Anonymous: ... If we get rid of all the gay guys... I get the feeling the women would drag us to go gay stuff to fill the void of all their gay friends.

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HWOOD: I agree. The end.

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gov'na: and niggers

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Anonymous: I think I lost half of my brain cells reading this dumb fucking conversation. If you have a problem with gay people, don't bitch about it on the internet. Do something about it so you get your ass locked up and I don't have to read another stupid fucking post like this.

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Anonymous: gay people are good friends. you go give yourself the lethal injection for being such a dumbass

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Anonymous: that would be this whole site then

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DriftRocket: dirtydelta should be given that lethal injection

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Anonymousg of rubber: gay power forever!

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Anonymousg of rubber: ^ gay

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Anonymousg of rubber: ^ No U!

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Segrian: I say they get the penis guillotine. No more gay porn, plus less AIDS

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glue: penis injection

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MrPerspective: I thought the syringe would have the shape of a dildo?

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Anonymous: Leathal injection for all idiots = end of C4C

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Anonymous: ^ that is an individual opinion.

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MrPerspective: ^ Yeah, I'm sure C4C would survive if all the comments were half intelligent. XD

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mother teresa: anally ?

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Anonymous: All Straights should be butt raped!

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Anonymous: ^ fag

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HWood: ^ yea, what he said....

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tunni88: send all the gays to russia

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BlazinWeed: THIS IS SO TRUE!

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Anonymous: Well that would get rid of user775 and BlazinWeed - so I agree

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user775: I agress ;_; sniff sniff *extends arm*

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Don Tovarysch: AaahahahahahahahahahaAaAaAaAaAa! Ssso true!

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Anonymous: trolololol

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BogFlogger: no wai... i want them to be gay so moar females for meee!

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Anonymous: ^ so... you think once they've been given the lethal injection there won't be more females left? you're a closet fag.

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Moongrim: Considering how many breeders bang them, they do already.

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Anonymous: fap fap fap ... oh whait, false post

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Anonymous: Why do gays get all the cool stuff?

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anonymous: ^^^ "breeders" CONFIRMED HOMO!

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Anonymous: I think the pic should have said a hot beef injection

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Lickathesplit: So all men who love jesus and mohammed, get in line please...

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Anonymous: yes

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Anonymous: atheists too

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Anonymous: Don't forget the kikes, we can either give them the lethal injection or just give them the gas chamber to bring back memories and for lulz

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LemmyLaffer: I sup short-drop hanging as most humanitary method.

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BAMBU: So to all lesbians. Uhm maybe 99% of male would not be so happy to erase lesbians from Earth...

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Quantum69: ^totally correct, but they should be converted to bisexuals 1st so we can bang them while they're eating out their 'life partner'

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Anonymous: Why? Are they bothering you or ignoring you?

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thesouthwillrise: fucjen faggets

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if you were about to be killed on death row, what would be your last meal?

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Anonymous: Miley Cyrus

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Anonymous: Stephanie Pratt

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Pyro: Fire and weed....and CHEETOS

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Wr104Gamma: Southern style pork ribs with a good rub, applewood smoked, sweet baby rays BBQ sauce, Texas toast, macaroni salad, followed by cheesecake and herb brownies.. And your mom

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TwoFaced: Tons of sushi, which are to be eaten from nekkid Japanese loli..... I mean, I'm on death row anyway amirite...

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the7rafe7: the red pill.

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absinthe: One freshly clubbed baby seal seared rare with spotted owl reduction served in a black bear's skull, Chernobyl grown fiddlehead fern sauteed in virgin menstrual blood , and a psilosybin mushroom compote for dessert. Oh, and some Flaming Hot Cheetos

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Anonymous: Roast Bald Eagle with white truffle sauce, Beluga caviar, and Key Lime pie...

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Moongrim: Sandra Bullock

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iprobablyhateyou: nigger dick

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Wr104Gamma: lmao @spotted owl reduction

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Anonymous: Honestly I'd give my last meal to someone else. If you are going to die in an hour or two anyway, why bother eating?

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iprobablyhateyou: ^fucking confucius anon

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athiest: Cereal, you can live forever if you keep adding milk

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TwoFaced: ^ Then you're a cereal killer on death row

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TwoFaced: ^

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Anonymous: The rest of the whore they caught me with.

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Anonymous: something thatll make a messy shit

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Anonymous: 100 ilbs of hor pockets

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vengance: the entire taco bell and in-n-out menus and ex-lax to make it xtra messy!

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al: Tombstone Pizza.

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sqwrrl: Correctional officers.

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Hellcat1138: vigin pussy no age limit

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Anonymous: someone else's lunch from the fridge

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Anonymous: If I was to be electrocuted, I'd eat all the friggin' beans I could hold

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BigDaddyD: Random 10 year old. preferably the warden's daughter

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Anonymouse: ^ damn! you beat me to it.

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headbuster17: Probably arby's, cuz I bet that's all they have in Hell.

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hecramsey: I would really try to eat light, very stressfull being executed. Maybe soup, rice pudding, a light, non caffienated beverage.

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Cogent: At first, i hated Buster. But then.... yay! Arby's: so fucking true.

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Nickeh43: Pizza Hut!

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Anony-me: STRAWBERRY FLAVORED PUSSY

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XENU: spotted Dick, with a slab of cock and balls

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Anonymous: pussy

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so_what_if___: if death by electricution? a large plate of C4.

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Anonymous: The executioner

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tentonsoftnt: mmm...Boxxy.

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gympervert: tofu so when i die i let out a rottern bean curd smell

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Anonymous: kfc and yes i'm a nigger

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Jesus: ^of course a blackman would be on death row. And i'll have KFC too

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fingerofdoom: fuck that. im having a pussy

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Anonymous

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LeashedHate: Barbiurates and Vodka.

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TitsMagoo: A Thousand Year Egg... and I want a fresh one.... I'll wait.

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Anonymous: corn, when il be electricuted itll bow popcorns

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anon: i'd eat some pussy

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Squirrely1: The antidote...

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asp: wife's cooking - get me before the execution

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mACÄK: hot cakes

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ThelemicMage: heroin, cocaine, lsd, & hash. all at once

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Anonymous: an insane amount of DMT

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Anonymous: @fingerofdoom: awesome! which manga is it?

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SLIPPY: A bacon cheezburgr with an entire pound of bacon served on a Qur'an, fries with Friday's Jack Daniel's glaze, and some CHEETOS.

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Anonymous: Ops Mother's Pussy!

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weirdboy: The judges wife, with her daughter for dessert.

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Anonymous: stephanie pratt for sure

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Phadrus: All-You-Can-Eat buffet.

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Clownichter: Bulls testicles wrapped in foreskins. A bowl of every pill that makes you hallucinate. Some random milfs tittie milk. Baby seal stuffed with turkey and dog. Any asian and/or weird food from around the world including fetus.....and CHEETOS

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Twinchlian: a cheese and weed pizza

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Anonymous: Monster-Style In-N-Out Boiga (it's a westcost thing) amongst a variable boatload of foodie porn!

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blackal: Ex Lax, might as well leave a mess when I go.

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FLaRP: Electric chair? Dynamite, def.

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leashedhate: Filet mignon, lobster tail, garlic mashed potatos and a bullet. Big motherfucking bullet.

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Anonymous: i don't fucking care as long as it is stuffed with bacon!

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Anonymous: something light i have been trying to lose some weight

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Anonymous: As much as possible so I could projectile vomit on my victims family before they strap me in.

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WernerWicked: Puddin just Puddin....

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cybersinner

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cybersinner

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fapperdoodle: i'll go with the bacon turtles

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Anonymous: ehhh, I'm not that hungry

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Lickathesplit: a cyanide pill, wanna cheat those fuckers if i cannot escape...

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Anonymous: 9 buckets of KFC...10 would be too much

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alanon123: None ya got damn business. nosy fuckers.

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Anonymous: A young virgin, complete with a side of astroglide.

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Anonymous: Birds nest soup, salmon caviar, duck liver pate, saffron rice, and a nice, pussy-shaped cake with icing made from the pussy juices of Jessica Alba, Anna Sophia Robb and Kate Beckinsale. And for the drink a Yoo-Hoo!

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Anonymous: Rice. Fucking love Rice. And maybe a side of cake.

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Anonymous: toasted jew

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Anonymous: the warden

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Phadrus: I'll have what ever Hannibal Lector is having.

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cybersinner: the wardens daughter

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fav: you mum

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Munster: Corn pops...

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Anonymous: handcuff keys salad

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RobertPaulsin: ^ lol

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Anonymous: 20 year's worth of Del Taco Combination burritos.

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Cock wrangler: Something that is extremely difficult to track down and only in season once every 20 years or something lol

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thruster: gallon of milk in 1 hour challenge but with blood.

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sohceye: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian durian fruit to stink the joint up.

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Anonymous: I think I would make an apeal for a knife so I could do the job myself... wouldnt want those fucking incompetent idiots to fuck something up.

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FormerlyAnon: 12 y/os and 13 y/o scotch

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Purplekush420: Cosmic brownies.....a shit load and a nice blunt?? can that be part of a meal haha

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Anonymous: T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's Grape

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Anonymous: fyi, you only get $20 to spend on it.

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JessiSlaughter: powdered sugar on strawberrys with bacon and perogis

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BnSneky: bottle of Jack, then who would care

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Anonymous: cereal. cuz if u keep asking for more milk, u never finish. Thus u're never executed.

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Anonymous: a 10 year old girl

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Deputy derp: Apparently you can't order alcohol on death row and the food can only be something that can be made in the cafeteria, only amount to less than $20 or so and it can only be consumed by the inmate on death row. One inmate requested a pizza be delivered to a homeless person but it was denied. Also while they will try to accommodate the request it is not a guarantee.

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Anonymous123asd: selena gomez

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avaL: Potato.

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The Evil Twin: Pussy, with a side order of more pussy!

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Anonymous: I'll have a gingerbread man, freshly caught

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Anonymous: my neighbors 11 year old daughter

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Rumorluvr: Chipotle!!!!

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Anonymous: Boxxy

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Gypsygreen: Deputy derp, you missed the whole fucking point

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Warg: all you can eat buffet

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Anonymous: CHEESE PIZZA MMMMMMM

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Anonymous: Puddi a lot of puddi

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crazyassmofo: Extra Large pepperoni with extra cheese

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Anonymos: Whats in the pic in the thread immidiately below this one

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Anonymous: The person who dies before me.

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Anonymous: a bomb, like the one in the kid in the hurt locker. i'm goin out with a bang bitch!

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TinFoilHatGuy

I am CookieMonstaKilla

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Anonymous: a motherfuckin sammich

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Weed: Not sure, but my last drink would definitely be Leninade.

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Oran Gutan: ^Id love to try some of that leninade

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Anonymous: Roast Do-Do Bird stuffed with soft boiled dinosaur eggs ... and take you time with that!!

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aval

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rick james: vagina yo fuck a sangwitch

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Kcsapper: OP's Mom

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Anonymous: Blonde soccer player covered in whipped cream

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MDMA: ecstasy...... yeah!

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Burrgeezy: never ending pancakes at IHOP

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Tattoos: All you can eat lobster.

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Fa9olore: Gaza Orphan Tear Sorbet

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Anonymous: virgin pussy & pizza. no exceptions.

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Anonymous: a 12yo girl, 18 yo scotch and a shit load of cocaine

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Flarp: babies is a garlic sauce

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Anonymous: my last meal would be vicky

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Anonymous: Penguine ribs. I bet those would be tasty.

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Anonymous: mac and cheese

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Chris23: Hmmm... A gun and enough ammo to kill anyone that gets in my way reaching freedom. And pepsi.

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Anonymous: teriyaki chicken

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Anonymous: pussy. pussy. & more pussy.

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danielsimba: warden's daughter

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chumpno1: op's mums pussy

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kjay: all the pussy with ice cream they can find

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Anonymous: A Mc Rib and a Shamrock shake, those two thngs are never on the menu at the same time.

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royalblood1985: Hash brownies, last meal and high at the sametime

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Anonymous: just hook me up to the fruit roll up factory

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Freundchen des Todes: i'd eat myself, starting with my dick, eventually leaving nothing left but my bare asshole, shitting myself out in the middle of the cell --- CHECKMATE, executioners!!!

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Anonymous: Pussy a la Charlize Theron, with Michelle Trachtenberg Tart for dessert.

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Anonymous: Lots of beans and chili. I heard you void your bowels when you die and I want to give them a little present

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Anonymous: All you can eat Chinese. Just keep it coming for 70 years until I die.

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Anonymous: pot brownie?

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MrPerspective: (facepalm) C4C, I am SO disappoint. Think, guys, THINK! Me, I'd ask for a fresh Dodo egg omelette. They're not cloning these back in existence any time soon. Not if it's just research money aimed at executing a convict...

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Weeble: A bowl of fortune cookies...

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Anonymous: A dominos pizza with a bottle of pepsi and a reese's peanut butter sunday.

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twistedfuck: the ground up deep fried cock, balls, eyes, legs, arms, and liver of every guard, jailer, warden and employee of the prison system in which I was incarcerated.

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KofeeAnon: lily84

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Edward Cullen: Bella.

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Captngeetch: Liver, with fava beans...and a nice chianti...nom nom nom

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Raven's Wing: I would have something like cabbage and White Castles or something that causes equally bad and smelly shits so when I voided my bowels from the electric chair or whatever, the executioner and coroner would be assaulted by some horrid stennch that seared their eyebrows off. It would be my posthumous lulziez!

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Anonymous: Hemlock. Fuck you, warden!

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Bernd d. Brot: lily99 (°o° )

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YuLiekPicturz: food

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Bernd d. Brot: loly2000 ( ° o ° )

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Anonymous: I live in Britain, so it doesn't concern me and I don't go abroad.

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Anonymous: yeah, i don't go to the U.S. or any other fundamentalist country, like saudi arabia

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Quantum69: Crocodile penis with kangaroo balls, raw.

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Anonymous: My little sister's vagina...

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Ditch: His sister's Vagina

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machineinc: His sister's mother's vagina

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Anonymous: Miley Cyrus' younger sisters vagina...

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Anonymoot: lolis, plz.

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Anonymous: Breakfast at Tiffany's.

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Korzo: Your mom...

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Anonymous: nigger feces

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uberbarf: an omelet from the eggs of a dodo bird

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Anonymous: the judge's dick

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The Original Spoon: rice

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bulbasaur111919: Pounded scat from a double fisted bear.

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Chicagosox23: mila kunis :)

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Anonymous: Dinner salad with ranch drassing, Beef Wellignton, asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes, dinner roll, Pinot Noir; and for dessert, pumpkin pie with whipped cream and a scoop of French Vanilla ice cream.

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Anonymous: Chocolade cake stuffed with lockpicks and 9mm with silencer.

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bulbasaur111919: I hear giant turtle meat is tasty.

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StormTrooper: Baked beans, cabbage, hardcooked eggs, bran cereal, popcorn. Then stand back when they throw the switch

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Lexicon: Same as Ted Bundy: Juice

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halfmast: i would like the wardens young daughter

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4hrsmn: Either a double bacon chz burger w/ a over easy egg on top, salty steak fries w/ mayo and a chocolate milkshake or a 32oz blood rare ribeye, chili chz tator tots, large curd cottage chz w/ black eye peas & pepper and either a cherry coke or vanilla dr. pepper.... and a 12yo Rika Nishimura on the side.

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Anonymous: Oskar Meyer weiners.

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HEY AMERIFAGS-- U.S.A. Wouldn't exist if the French didn't save your ass from the Brish at the Battle of Yorktown

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bodowg: You're right......maybe if you keep talking shit we will give you some of what we gave Japan.......notice how they keep their fucking mouth shut.

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Anonymous: you are well hard, or rather...and idiot for suggesting you nuke an ally (most likely) You sir are a, biggot.

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Anon: Hey FranceFags: France wouldn't exist without US helping YOU during WW2. WTF now.

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iprobablyhateyou: 9459 for calling someone a bigot on c4c, dumbfuck

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Anonymous: damn you, cow and chicken

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Anonymous: ok then frenchman, explain why the first character in mike tyson's punch out is a wimpy french deuche?

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funziessss: FRENCH wouldnt exist if we didnt save em from the Nazis!

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alanon123: They were paid back 10 fold, idiot.

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Gen George S Patton: No Comments necessary. The French always will knip at our heels. & bow at our feet.

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anonymule:

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Uncoolio: Anybody know the most common French Phrase?! ... (I GIVE UP..!)

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Beatlemad: Who the fuck had the bright idea of establishing New Orleans below sea level. dumb asses

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Radada: Well, well, well... See what we have there... A splendid bunch of faggots...

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Beatlemad: please read the book "French Foreign Legion Battle Victories" it does NOT exist!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: Canada...its always better on top.

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Anonymous: we will beat the shit out of you french fags now and always so fuck you

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Anonymous: Hey,Britain. All your base are belong to muslims.

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Anonymous: battle of yorktown happened before wwII so shut the fuck up americunts!

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GrYm: You're all idiots.

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Anonymous: Freedom Fries taste soooo much better than french fries.

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BeaversNDucks: ringle wrangle ding dang do!

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homerboy: YAWN!!

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toasteroven69: You'll notice of course that the ONLY time a french person develops a spine is when it's needed to keep him/her-self upright as they act tough in front of a keyboard. *See WORLD WAR 2!!!!!*

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CerealKiller: ^ lmao keyboard warriors :P

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slikwilly: Hey brit fags, you didn't fight against the colonies just by yourselves. You had help from the Indians and Germans. How bout that, limeys. We won our independence so fuck you and the Queen

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Anonymous: Yes, and France wouldn't exist if the USA didn't liberate your ass in WW2

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TwoFaced: USA and most Amerifags wouldn't exist if Eurofags never decided to cross the Atlantic.

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toasteroven69: They crossed the atlantic because most people were sick of being burned at the stake by the "holy people" and mostly convicts and other misfits were the only ones who had nothing to lose by making the trip. England sucked ass!

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Anonymous: thx 4 the fries :)

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paladin61: Did someone say Germany?We surrender.........FRANCE!!

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Anonymous: Behold the power of American ignorance.The French DID fight in WWII you idiots.They were overwhelmed by the Germans as their strategy of defensive warfare was nullified by the Blitzkrieg. They were also the backbone of the entire WWI allied armies from 1914 to 1918. And tell me americans, excepting the revolutionary war name me one war that you won ON YOUR OWN? One?

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slikwilly: ^When we decide to go to war with France, that'll be a sure win. .... "Non, Non, oui, oui, .... we give up!!!"

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Redrocco: ^^in the revolutionary war we had help from the French

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Anonymous: ^thanks Red. At slikwilly:typical americans,of course you'll defeat france,you always pick fights with smaller nations eh?So that you can win easily?

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iprobablyhateyou: ^says the terrorist... gtfo suicidefag

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Leadhead: What's the most popular French expression? "I givé up"

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Anonymous: And we repaid the favor in WWII when you guys let the Germans take you over,

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Anonymous: Wow. How old are you?

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Anonymous: Hey Frenchfag! France wouldn't exist if we hadn't saved your asses from the Nazis in WWII!

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Anonymous: Oh, you mean like how we saved your ass in WW1, WW2, Vietnam, and every other war France was involved in after America was established sufficently?

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Anonymous: all europe was defeated by the nazis. they would have kicked your ass as well if they had been your neighbours. very comfortable to be far, far away, americans and english (closer enough to get a few lost rockets).

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ajmisback: lol germany our neighbors.........they would have been slaughtered

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Anonymous: France saved the americans during their independance war. They helped France later. Anyway, if they hadn't, Europe would be communist now..

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Anonymous: The english could have warned you all about the frog eatin, babba stabbin frenchies

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devshade: le french are good fighters...as long as the enemy is their own goverment.

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Anonymous: Hey dummy, the French would be german right now if we hadn't saved the ENTIRE Euro nation in WWII. Fucking idiot.

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Anonymous: the us got their money back 1 million times, plus gained strategical positions that enabled them to stop russia.us never makes war for free (but now they lose their wars...)

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Anonymous: did you see the new french flag? white cross on a white background?

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Anonymous: Hey Eurofags, Think about this, Indians were here before your freaking people slaughtered and raped them.

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ambitious guy: 4963 says: Hey,Britain. All your base are belong to muslims. Amerifags win for english speaking ability. Oh yh, English.

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Anonymous: US, 90 % of the world hates you. why are you so arrogant towards Europe? maybe you want to lose the last few percents... strange strategy

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Anonymous: hey amerifags, you wouldnt exist if britain didnt colonise the americas

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Anonymous: Monarichal France helped free america who then acted as an inspiration to France to liberate itself from the monarchy so in fact france ours their independence to the oppressors, quite the conundrum

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Anonymous: And to the anon two above me, no we would still exist we would just only speak french and spanish

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Anonymous: 2409, Actually the Kommunists probbally could have overwhelmed germany because remember they fought an entire war front with germany on their own, there were no canadians or british or americains fighting with them nope just the communists and there co gender army.

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Anonymous: debt paid for saving your asses from the nazis.

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Ghostkey: French used to be bad ass, now they prancin like pussys

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Amaranth: Ghost, the french have always been pussies

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Anti-PC Hero: It doesn't matter, both France and USA has turned into a cesspool of niggers and ragheads.

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Anonymous: The only war the French ever won was the French Revolution where the enemy were themselves!

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Moongrim: And France wouldn't exist twice over if the U.S. hadn't saved their bacon during the early twentieth century.

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Anonymous: ^Moongrim, so much win! Right on!!!

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Anonymous: Does anyone actually give a fuck what the french say?

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Jesus: French=Fags even the British hate them...and I wont even mention France to a German or Italian

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what the?: the french are pissed cuz everyone thinks they are pussys

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Anonymous: they are pussies

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Anonymous: hey pussy french, you wouldn't exist without USA - actually you're so full of niggers & muslims you don't exist

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Anonymous: Yeah Amerca! whoop whoop muthafuckers!

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Anonymous: @6258, it just makes it easier to guide the nukes when everyone hates you

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orlando: God I hate those frogs

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Samps: I know, you Frenchies used to be tough and cool. What happened?

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Anonymous: ^^ WWII happened

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dannyb101st: yeah world war one and world war two were two time we stopped the french from becoming a german state so suck it you cum guzzling frog

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Anonymous: Anyone remember the Franco-Prussian war?

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darkstan: France rules.

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Funch: doesn't matter the French are being fist fucked by muzlambs

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Flarp: hooray for hairy armin wong

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Anonymous: The french helped us in the revalution, and we help everyone in WW2, so all of you anti Americans can STFU

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Anonymous: Hey amerifags. Check your history books as to when you entered ww2! Over 2 years after us in Europe had been fighting it. It even took the Japanese to get your pussy asses off your seats by pointing out tactically hiding your pacific fleet at pearl harbour wasn't a good idea.

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Anonymous: have a nice cold glass of shut the fuck up...get the fuck outta here....all you french, italians, and jew are cunt hair bitch assholes

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Anonymous: for the idiots above, Canada did more in WWII than the US, US took all the credit for our hard work.

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Flarp: true

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Anonymous: America back than was awesome, Brits were fags, today, Brits are still fags, but America has become what should be wiped of the face of the earth... Vive la france!

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Anonymous: ^agree. even if they are fucking bastards, the English have a notion of style Americans will never have

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vengance: yes, and france wouldn't exist if we didn't save YOUR ASSES from greman rule during WWII , so do you STILL feel superior you fuckwit eurofags , so keep studiying history , someday you might be as knowledgable about the subject as I , but today is not that day.

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Anonymous: history lesson from an amerifag, what a joke! next time, give us geography or cooking lessons, so that I can piss myself laughing

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Lickathesplit: about WWII, U.K., frree France, Poland, Australia, Canada, Norway,

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Lickathesplit: New Sealand, and yes U.S.A. where involved, if the Germans in those days where your neighbours, they would have obliterated your asses by Blitzkrieg, U-boats, and V1, V2, and V3 rockettechnology, to be precisly, Norwegians won the war....

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Disruptive: Does anyone know why there are no fireworks displays in France? Because every time one goes off, all the French people try to surender. If 90% of the world hates us, then why do you all want to b like us? If you got haters, your doing somthing right. Go on and drink your hateraid. gotta love a hater.

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MadDog: and the french would be speaking german right now if it wasn't for the US

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Missouri Boy: Damn you ingrate Eurofags! If it weren't for our GI's and pilots fighting in the battle of Britain, the Japs wudda beaten your asses down!

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ErlKonigVinz: But we wanted the japs to come in! How else could we get cheap massproduced Rosens of such fine quality?

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Anonymous: Zomg, teh drama

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BP: Historically, the French have won more wores than anyone else in Europe. I really don't understand where this American view of them comes from.

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MDMA

look who needs saving now.... heh heh heh

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Stars-n-Stripes: HEY FRENCH FAGS! IF'N IT WASNT FOR US AMERICANS, NAPOLEON WOULDA WHOOPED YOUR BUTTS IN WW2 AND YOUD ALL BE SPRAKEN DE GERMAN NOW!

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Anonymous: do any of us assholes really have that much say in what our respective government does and fucks up. as a people we all elect douchebags, they do stupid things, and we point the finger at whose elective did the stupidest things. so basically all this territorial shit comes down to , "oh gee whiz, you are more stupid than me"...wit 5 minutes see what happens

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MDMA

^^ I hope you're are a eurocunt troll.... seriously, you're not helping

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MDMA: ^self facepalm for bad grammar

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Hell'o: and the statue of liberty has been made by france

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Anonymous: hahaha, germanfag here: frenchfags - you did not save anybody, nor did you win any real war. you ONLY won battles when joining forces of some other country for fighting an enemy, ONLY if this enemy had previously gone thorugh a long period of war. and yeah, it took us FOUR weeks to reach paris back then.... you cunts

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Anonymous: Thats the one and only time the French didn't drop thier rifles and run like scared little bitches...they knew America had thier backs..so they stood and fought!

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Caesar: There is a bamboo field right beside the battlefield where this took place. Legend has it that a French soldier became the first person ever to suck his own cock while trying to nibble a tick off of his taint

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HalfMast: lol euro fags

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Anonymous: I fucked a retard in the ass

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Anonymous: then beat the fuckin tard with a steel pipe

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DerpaDerpa: That was a good dream huh?

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EvoStar: If America ignored your cry for help you would be speaking German right now you assclown

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Anonymous: So... you guys got owned by America before it was even an actual nation, and with the help of... France? Yeah, totally makes you sound badass.

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precious: U.S.A.M.C.G.A.Y K.F.C.

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Anonymous: USA wouldent be so awesome if france wouldent suck dick so much

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Unkown Soldier: france would be speaking vietnamese if america didn't rescue france Silly @sses durring the vietnam conflict. you french @sshole got y'all @sses handed to you.

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Anonymous: HEH Now we know who is to blame...Stupid froggies

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nicaris12: and we returned the favor in WW2

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mizakanator: Fuck you all. Australia owns all you n00bs.

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MDMA: ^HAHAHA shut up kangaroo jack, you're not important

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Anonymous: 1. usa didnt do any fuck during ww2 and 2. a nuke cant go in france.

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monkeynards: AIDS wouldnt have existed either if the french didnt have sex with brit soldiers in ww2

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Anonymous: Oh really? Who did the French surrender to there?

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Tattoos: UnknownSoldja, yeah the french lost in vietnam but we didn't save them. They pulled out and we moved in, then LBJ wouldn't let us win. They lost over there because that's waht the french do. The French resistance during WWII not withstanding.

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Tattoos: 3473 , the dates you mentioned refer to WW I, not WW II. Stop posting about shit you have no knowlege of, you stupid cum-guzzler.

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Anonymous: Yup, and Europe would be adorned with swastikas and Europeans would be saluted the sky. Fucktards.

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Anonymous: French tanks have 3 gears of reverse and only on of forward. It is only there incase they get attacked from behind.

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Anonymous: america is owned by the chinese and run by jews and blacks. stfu

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Anonymous: Who cares,you're all fags.

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Anonymous: You Amerifags are all irish castout criminals.. Go figure your warmongering attitude would come from criminals.

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Anonymous: @1274995633473 Name one war we won ourselves? Here are a few. Northwest Indian War (1785-1795), Franco-American War (1798-1800), First Barbary War (1801-1805), Tecumseh's War (August-November 1811), War of 1812, Second Barbary War (1815), First Seminole War (1817-1818), Winnebago War (1827), Blackhawk War (May-August 1832), Second Seminole War (1835-1842), Mexican-American War (1846-1848)

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GibblesNBits: ^ You forgot The Civil War (1861–1865) ;)

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Anonymous: ^ Cayuse War (1847-1855), Navajo Wars (1858-1866), Apache Wars (1851-1900), Yakima War (1855-1858), Puget Sound War (1855-1856), Third Seminole War (1855-1858), Reform War (1860), Paiuti War (1860), Civil War (1861-1865), Dakota War of 1862, Colorado War (1863-1865), Snake War (1864-1868), Comanche War (1867-1875), Modoc War (1872-1873), Red River War (1874-1875), Black Hills War (1876-1877)

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MadNiggerish: Durk Mohhamed Jihad Allah War (1999-present)

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Anonymous: ^ Nez Perce War (1877), Bannock War (1878), Cheyenne War (1878-1879), Sheepeater Indian War (1879), White River War (1879-1880), Second Anglo-Egyptian War (1882), Ghost Dance War (1890-1891), Spanish American War (1898), Phillipine American war (1899-1902), Moro Rebellion (1899-1913), Occupation of Nicaragua (1912-1933), Occupation of Haiti (1915-1934), Occupation of the Dominican Republic (1916-

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ITT: Companies you hate and why you hate'em

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Anonymous: most major record labels. for not cutting back on the suck.

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uriar: all companies

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Anonymous: Vodafone - Greedy bastards

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Anonymous: Apple - They charge you for giving away your soul

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athiest: I love BP, and the church ofcourse

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Gauleiter Rudolf: Rothschild Bank, Jews

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Gauleiter Rudolf: Sal Oppenheim Bank, Jews

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Nickeh43: Target, for their shitty return policy and ability to hypnotize me into spending buttloads of money there

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Anonymous: RCA Records, Rick Astley

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WhiteShark: I don't like Mediaset because is owned by Berlusconi allowing him to have bullshit propaganda 24/7

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Anonymous: FANNIE MAE and FREDDIE MAC for ruining America

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NSFW: HSBC - Hong Kong-Shanghai Banking Company

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Anonymous: Greggs the Bakers ! Because i know for a FACT that they always cum in the pasties i buy from them ! :(

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Greeft: ^Obviously doesn't stop you buying them though, what can we infer about you from that?

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Grave: Microfail

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Anonymous: Apple; Becouse of Steven Paul Jobs AKA Steve Jobs (he`s an ass)

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FreeBirdMarine: Microsoft because of bill gays

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Anon57: ^^ Bill Gates... giving away HALF of his $53 billion in an unheard of philantopic effort... yeah so much to hate there.. ^^

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Anonymous: niggers. just.. niggers

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MrAnthrope: Mac/Apple. They used to be 'against the man'. Now they ARE the man.

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Anonoymous: All of them - run by jews

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Nickeh43: fuckin Comcast man

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ImYourMomBIATCH: I hate you, motherfucker!

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headbuster17: Wal-Mart, enough said.

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Anonymouse: any company that is run by a jew or hires a jew

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Anonymous: The Phone Company - Sneaky little Shits

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dxc: BP - cause they're the worst kind of greedy corporation.

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Limerick: Virgin media and those who side with them.

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Anonymous: if governments can be considered as companies, every company going..

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vengance: de wiener schnitsle, they wouldn't let me tattoo "worlds most wanted wiener" on my waist-line with an arrow pointing at my cock!, some sort of copy-right issue

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jhenry922: wmart : the evil empire

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FuckWhatUGonnaDo: The Crack

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Anonymous: WALMART...CHINESE JUNK DEALER.... SELLING OUT US SOVERIGNTY...

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BnSneky: ATT they suck

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Anonymous: APPLE!!! fucking crap products, and stinky toe-jam sucking hippies

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Bongochops: Don't know if it's a company, but the shop down the road sell booze to little kids, so I hate them. There, said it

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Anonymous: kids need booze too...

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g-man: DHL cunts

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Leashedhate: All and <sigh> just because.

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Anonymous: Bechtel-Parsons - take money, do shit job, litigate forever. See Iraq, See Big Dig

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Alkarnur: There's a LOT of companies I hate. Microsoft: Windows monopoly, anti-competitive and illegal business practices. Apple: just as evil (if not more so) as Microsoft and pretends to be the savior of the computer industry. Boeing: monopoly in Large Commercial Aircraft, gets "tax breaks"; corporate socialism, privatize profits, socialize debt. US Wireless carriers: for closing up the wireless/mobile

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Alkarnur: ... market. BP. Disney: for pretending the ethical wonderful company while selling sex to kids. And on and on. Nice thread. Cheers to OP for the idea.

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Anonymous: GM Ford Chrysler. for the fact that they havent build a decent car in over 20 years and they recived a bail out. is the prime example that we dove have a free market anymore.

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anonymus: konzum-the croatian wal-mart

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Twinchlian: i hate those mom&pop companies so much I wanna rip their heads of and fuck their throats and spit in my cum and kill anyone who is not me.

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Anonymous: Lego, because them little fuckers are hard to get apart!

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Anonymous: Dell, because their fucking computers are trash.

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fLaRp: I hate the ones that end in 'Inc.' and 'LLC'

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anonymous: ATT wireless - fuck up old towers for upgrade - fail to finish them ......retards

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Anonymous: the Department of National Defence

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Alkarnur: HP: My first HP laptop got fried (on its own, no power voltage trick) after about a year and a half. My second HP (dv7-1070) laptop had 9 dead pixels, a VERY loud fan that was always on at maximum (thanks to bloated Vista), shitty network drivers that delayed startup to 5 MINUTES!, a WiFi device that randomly stopped working, a battery that lasted 45 minutes when it was new, a screen with extreme-

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Alkarnur: ...-ly low saturation, no colors, the glossy cover of the laptop looked like it was about to burst... BTW the loud fan used to give me chronic headaches... that's all the flaws in my 2nd laptop I can remember for now. I will never buy anything HP EVER AGAIN!

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Sloppy Dick: Sleazyjet-their customer services are a fucking joke.Two months ago endured hassle of two cancelled flights,wrote off for compensation under EU regs & yesterday received the first communication from them asking for information they already have!I can see it's going to be a long,painful journey!

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TitsMagoo: Ericsson - coz those Swedish fucks think they're way cooler than the rest of us and talk chipmunk so we can't understand their mocking insults.

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Anonymous: Harvy Norman, cus their commision beggin assholes

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Anonymous: 9461: Ford did not receive a bailout, nor did they ever need one. Moron.

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Anonymous: McDonalds - because they don't sell hamburgers...

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ElCapitan: SarahPac.... I hate grizzlies

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Anonymous: Apple. For obvious reasons. Anyone who says otherwise is a cunt.

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Weed: Coca Cola, because they execute people and animals, support zionism and deny workers the right to unionize in third world countries.

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chrud: microsoft, starbucks, and G.E. ...all act like their shit doesn't stink

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crazyassmofo: Apple->Fuck u steve jobs and ur "i" too

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Lickathesplit: NASA, the fuckers made me happy thinking they found life, but as it turned out it was discovered in the USA !!! i'm atheist, but GODDAMNIT ! that shit pisses me off ! Everyone knows retarded life is starting to evolve there..fuckin' space agency assholes soled the idea in washington in now time, that should be enough evidence to prove my point !!

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StormTrooper: Any company, corporation, or public government agency that advocates any form of censorship.

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Anonymous: Any company that produces nigger music

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Anonymous: Every company involved in the US healthcare industry! They hold sick people hostage!

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Greeft: <=== I hate these guys because every third retail outlet belongs the motherfuckers! (Click The Thumb)

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Anon4u: viacom, i thank youtube for letting people open up my eyes to the faggotry of making fail toys with adult conotations and damn straight unforgivable "innocent" mistakes

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......(-_-*)......: Any company involved in the media! They actually influence people by misleading them for the sake of ratings points and demo percentages! "Kill your tv" indeed!

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Anonymous: tesco, they make out they are doing everyone a big favour by exisiting... they and stores like them kill of the local economy...

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Anonymous: Paypal and Ebay because they are the same company and charge you double the fees to use both of them. Try to sell on Ebay without using Paypal and you get no bids. Its fucked up.

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StormTrooper: Fucking Walmart. They undercut everyone else until they go out of business, and sell cheap Chinese shit.

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Anonymous: sirius radio paying for the good shit

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Anonymous: WalMart sells chicken from China with a sodium solution in it to keep it from rotting if the refridgeration goes out in the conainer ship. They try to say its a 'marinade' or some such nonsense.

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gov'na: Ford is a globalist conglomerate bent on product identity

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Chrijz: BOYCOTT ISRAEL: http://www.inminds.co.uk/boycott-brands.html

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Feefdoodle: clawhammer tree service... cause that fucker owes me 3 grand

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DogPig: PayPal. Banned me FOR LIFE because somebody I bought a pair of driving (race) gloves from did something "against PayPal policy". Must of been some pretty fucked up shit. But what sucks is meanwhile I have like 150 positives on eBay!!!

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MACKY83: Wow i actually read ALL above posts. Hang in there guys. Umm Electronic arts and activision! Raping awesome Ip's every year Need For Speed? Fuck no get it away from me!!!

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Anonymous: THE GOV. <--- All one big company. Is there really a difference in the principles they hold or how they make sure you are kept loyal?

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DogPig: ?????????????????? Seriously... ???

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DogPig: WTF are you gys talking about???

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Squirrley1: MSNBC...Fricking liberals...

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Anonymous: chan4chan.com = LOLcard = MAJOR FAIL

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Anonymous: EBAY wont let me sell guns and assault rifle parts! Fucking fags!! Gunbroker is OK but Ebay has more members.

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MAELSTHUR: EPIC GAMES I cant play gears of war 2 online -.-

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Wr104Gamma: All of them.. Anything larger than a small business with one or a few owners is destroying the world.

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Anonymous: I hate all hospitals for bringing this fucking moron ^^^ into the world. Wr104Gamma is a total dumbass, and a fag for making a username. anyone in red is also gay.

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gov'na: 2 big 2 fail = 2 small 2 win

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Anonymous: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Vodafone too

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Tattoos: Big oil. They are bleeding America dry.

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Anonymous: EVERY.......FUCKING........ONE OF THEM!

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djh123: ^^tattoos has the right idea^^

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MrSandyNigger: TCS. It employs faggots

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Anonymous: Republican Party. Companies over workers.

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The Original Spoon: Amazon. All you assclowns who came in my book store and decided what book you wanted then bought it on Amazon for a couple bucks cheaper and put my store out of business can go fuck yourselves. Good luck browsing books now, chumps. Fuck Amazon.

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Raimey_D: Right now I'm hating on the current administration...clueless...smart enough to take us to the cleaners with all the vacations and overseas shopping.

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Anonymous: PNC Bank...stealing money from accounts everytime you make a debit transaction....that's fucked up!

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NonComposMentis: Peta

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NonComposMentis: For being unsure of what they want to do with scientifically altered animals.

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DIRTY ALLAH: COMPANIES WHO SUPPORT STATE OF ISRAEL

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DireWolf2012: Big Oil, because they have price gouging the American public every since 9-11.

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DireWolf2012: ^been^

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Anonymous: Any company who is owned by or who gives money to the kike jew scum

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LemmyLaffer: Microsoft, no explanation needed; France Telecom and its Polish branch TP for monopolistic practices an bandit internet acces prices.

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Anonymous: Samsung, that Korean company always ripping off apple's products and sell them cheaper

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El Capitan: MPAA/ RIAA .... get with the program already. Internets FTW!

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Anonymous: Oracle/Peoplesoft, for making the worst fucking finance system know to man. CA state system has back door contract and all admin office run on it, that is why CA is in debt..end-user cannot complete there work..

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Swindler-jew: FED/Rothschilds and similar banks, because those jewsboys are greedy usurers that are a big reason why the Western world goes bankrupt.

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hello my name is: only two: COSTCO, if you've ever been there on a sunday you'll see why, and Harbor Freight Tool Co., for selling cheap, Jap/Chink, one-use-only tools at 2-4 times the price

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RubberG: ^ I shop at Costco every 2 weeks. Saves me $100s on my food bill. Nothing wrong with Harbor Freight Tools. They have a warranty. Bring back anything that breaks witin 30 days.

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ColdIce: Monsanto for patenting genetic manipulated shit and then spreading it around the world, making other people depending on their shit.

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DJMadMax: Apple because its Apple!

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Anonymous: All of them except local companies. they aren't rich enough to be evil.

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Cunt81: Pepsi for their liberal propaganda and nigger-loving.

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Anonymous: apple because it's for faggs. and big world banks because they can suck a dick..

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Anonymous: Electronic Arts. Because they turn every game into shit.

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apllekack: BOSCH...employing people for two years, and refurbishing them with new people being on the market, so they can even make money with it

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WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER FAPPED TO?

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Anonymoose: lily84 troll face pic

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Dr Pwn: 2 kids in sandbox vid

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FurryPedestrian: 8497... to bad we can't get moar than that!

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Anonymous: The Sound of Music

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johnnynothumbs: your mom

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Aganonymous: OP's sister

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RKB

a wabbit

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chumpno1: two dogs fuckin, the bitch was lovin it

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Dr Pwn: 2 girls and a cup

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Anonymous: Squirrels overhead fucking in a tree

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Anonymous: My grandmaw while she was shitting a tapeworm.

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lucky luke: my old ass in the mirror

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greyhoundpaul: ^ you got a new one? lol

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EvoStar

<---Was fapping to this til I found this----->:120085:

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Aganonymous: ^ fail

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EvoStar: lol, big time

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Anonymous

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anononononononononon

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Ghostoftime: SHEMALE PORN

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Anonymous: Video from Iran of woman being hanged from a crane.

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Frozen Puck Sucker: This message

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Anonymous: Women pissing

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Papa B: Hangar 18 guitar solo.

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Froggy Wentacourtn: My Grandma shitting into Grandpa's mouth !

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AZO: seafood

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Anonymous: hentai videogame

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Last_Resort: those naked bitches getting attacked by the facehuggers from Aliens tied with all the Genki Genki movies

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BnSneky: sister on web cam

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MrSandyNigger

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Anonymous: The Golden Girls - Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty always makes my dick hard.

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JustGodlike: your mother doing 2 girls one cup on a asian diarrhea movie

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gotbanneddontknowwhy: Brazilian shemale scat&vomit party. It was good. And of course asian Guro hentai

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Anonymous

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TetsuoShima: the sounds of my friends dad and step mom fucking

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Anonymous: tina turner live performance

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Anonymous: bitch fucking a horse. Yes, my brain is full of fuck, now you all can An Hero urself.

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Anonymous: my freinds little sisters worn panties when i stayed over one night

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djh123: i dont do that.

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Shawnix: HOLY SHIT 5220! im surprised it didn't come out his mouth

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DireWolf2012: Midget chick with a big ass.

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Anonymous: An episode of two stupid dogs with little red riding hood and canned cheese or something. I mean I didn't really fap "TO" it but I was watching TV all the way.

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Anonymous: The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

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Anonymous: chun li

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Anonymous: golden girls

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Anonymous: rollin

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Anonymous: friends 8 yo sis panties in the dirty laundry basket in the bathroom for real

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Hughbie: ^help is available at the nearest gun store.

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Anonymous: allah while imagining he was fucked by muhammad and Albanian donkey

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Tattoos: Pics of of old hairy pussy/ass.

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Anonymous: childrens swimsuit catalog pedobear approves

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Anonymous: this

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MadNiggerish

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mischievious: hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!111

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bulbasaur111919: Road kill badger.

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Queefly: A Sears Christmas Wishbook. I really, REALLY wanted that Hot Wheels track.

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fuckyermother: DEATH METAL

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Canucklehead: Anne Murray singing "White Dove".

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RIP

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anonymule: I'm really gonna miss Aretha Franklin, a life cut so short

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ThreeCamels: Crack is Wack

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Choadboy: She was really the driving force behind the Supremes. RIP, Latoya

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StormTrooper: Which one of the Ronettes was she, anyway?

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bshaun2: Wow Amy Winehouse sure has a good tan in this pic

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Cunt81: One less nigger in the World

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AZO: you won't always love me then :(

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Hughbie: Whitney Crack Houston...RIP...now all the friggen diva's will be playing her music all night and day till they get over it...

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Anonymous: RIP Oprah

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Aganonymous: R.I.P Oprah Winfrey

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ThreeCamels: RIP Tina Turner

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Smosh: RIP Halle Berry

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iprobablyhateyou: RIP random nigger woman actress/singer

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mischievious: she is with old dirty bastard now smoking crack for eternity

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ITT: Members or rednames on chan4chan who piss you off, and why?

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Poopalotacus: myself, i'm always making stupid comments

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darkstan: Are you kidding? I love these fucking guys.

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dibles420: that dibles420 faggot

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Quantum69: Fing, can't remember why though....

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notevenAZO: They're all faggots

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Everdark: Anonymous pisses me off .... besides that no one...

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Anonymous: ^ Y U Haytin?

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cybersinner: MOOT, because he is a faggot!

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ajmisback: ajmisback.........cuz he drank all my frickin' beer..........I mean fucking beer

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maüs: bloodfart cause she's a nasty cunt

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LastResort: Anyone consistently posting landscape photos be it real or fantasy

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Anonymous

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gayshoes: wut?

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Furore23: Many have tried, all have failed. I guess the ones who came closest are they "WAAAAH ONLY POST WHAT I WANT" crybabies, but even they're more amusing than truly annoying.

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greyhoundpaul: djh123, nothing against her realy, it just is what it is.

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Anonymous: ^to each his/ or her own. p.s. i like most of the hi-res landscapes you've posted.

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Everdark: ^ if you can link me to -ONE- hi-res landscape posted by greyhoundpaul before the 23/10/2011 i'll stop thinking all anons are retards

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Anonymous: ^^meant for Furore23, arrow fail.

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greyhoundpaul: haha.

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iprobably amyou: i hate cracker killer because crackers are good

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MegaShit: I hate MegaShit... He's a fucking fag.... I'm fucking his wife though, so that'll teach the cunt!

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Anonymous: Whiney little fucks who could embarass a 3 year old with their whining about Obama.

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UriAr: Lickathesplit. he has this teasing nick but shows us no pic

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Lickathesplit: ^Well, i posted my trollface pic in chat once, but seriously dude, i've seen what the most pathetic losers on this site do with pictures of people who were once friends and later fell out of grace.. Blazinweed, Nickeh43, djh123, User775 etc. etc. Scroll to the Lickathesplit description below in the link http://www.its1337.com/ Haters gonna hate bro..

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KofeeAnon: I dont know if I "hate" anyone here, although I do have a problem with anyone who gets off on animal cruelty, human suffering, and just treating people like shit.

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Greeft: Greeft, he's a cunt.

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Aganonymous: ^ ikr

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reality: ^^^you just described 80% of the user-base

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AnotherAnon: ^ So statistically speaking, you are the 99%.

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DriftRocket: DriftRocket....fuck he's an annoying cunt

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fiveby5: i hated that guy that used to be here... chrud, was it? what a spaz

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TinFoilHatGuy: naah, Chrud was K, but that fucked up, garage obstructing Chevy he had was sure z piece of fuck.

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Banshee5: @Kofee then why are you here lol? There's constantly some shit on here. I wasn't a fan of user btw, although I enjoyed joking about him and his prestations here on c4c... That's probably what his intentions were, to leave a mark on this site so we could talk about it

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Zorro: Furore a littlebit, he hates all the hot chick pics.

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Banshee5: ^Yeah, I do tend to ask myself the same thing... Why hate all the hot chick pics? ... He only loves pics with beer in it

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NonComposMentis: Hello DriftRocket. You're looking handsome today. Are all the men on C4C as sexy as you?

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Anonymous: ^ Hey! get back to your side of the glory hole and keep sucking!

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TinFoilHatGuy: naah, Chrud was K, but that fucked up, garage obstructing Chevy he had was sure z piece of fuck.0

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TinFoilHatGuy: naah, Chrud was K, but that fucked up, garage obstructing Chevy he had was sure z piece of fuck.0.

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TinFoilHatGuy: naah, Chrud was K, but that fucked up, garage obstructing Chevy he had was sure z piece of fuck.0.++++++++

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TinFoilHatGuy: naah, Chrud was K, but that fucked up, garage obstructing Chevy he had was sure z piece of fuck.0.+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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Nickeh43: WTF Tin? Did you pass out on the keyboard?

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Quantum69: Syphilic, cause he's a Failtroll Pedofag, that's my 2 cents.

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HWood: Syphilic. Cause he is a nigger lovin, dolphin suckin, ass raped bitch who needs a good old fashion beat down by 10 (or more) jailhouse aids infected niggers who pull a train on his ass and mouth 24/7... that's my 2 cents....

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djh123: i think i like syphilic the most. and everyone else is just amazingly awesome :). no hatez just hearts. hwood ur hilarious tho :)

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Fuck Annoy: annoy is fucking gay, losers attach themselves to any lameass cause and at like elitist, Get fucked and stop with the lame ass masks, V was a stupid fucking movie anyways..

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honghavok: Newfags.

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Capt Hard On: i hate myself for being here at the bottom of teh interweb

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Furore23: Somewhat belatedly, let me address "WHY FURORE HAET ALL TEH HOT CHICK PIX?" with "I don't anymore, sorry gaiz". Without getting TLDR, my understanding and approach to this lovely site has changed over the last couple years, and I have gone through phases of usage of the Like/Hate buttons. Sorry for any confusion or upset! Truth is, I love all of you all, and I never want any of you to change.

1325853000483

Furore23: I post the stuff that I post for a few reasons. Such as: It's fun to share stuff you like. Contrast and variety is good. I hope to encourage reciprocity, so if other people show their awesome landscapes and fantasy art, I can grow my own folders. And yeah, let's none of us forget that sometimes it's fun to get our ego stroked by other people.

1325853181100

Furore23: And THAT is why I try to be more careful with the Haet, and a bit generous with the Liek. Those vote buttons are there for us all to use, and use discriminately and kindly.

1325853622316

Redrocco: theres a like button?

1325854204141

Captngeetch: I never found Red buttons to be that funny

1325854780251

Captngeetch: ^^^ lol...unless I posted it

1325854851446

Anonymous: As I don't know anyone of you personally, and don't plan on finding the means to do so in the future, emotions like love or hate, annoyance or enthusiasm are beyond what I would invest in this site. Spelling errors, be they mine or someone elses, are of course a different matter, altogether

1325875167983

Arschloch33: ToGTFO

1325875309574

Anonymous: Syphilic and BlazinWeed - They both suck nigger dicks

1325875459951

Raimey_D: There are some people who get a bit grating on here...but overall I love it...love all the guys...and really love the girls...every chance I get...I'm glad as a chick I can act myself, say what I'm thinking

1325876819958

Anonymous: ^Who let you out of the kitchen ?

1325877029388

Bunglicker: Syphilic, BlazinWeed. Oh and Bunglicker. He's discusting. Do you know he likes analingus? Fucking pig.

1334508304259

Chicagosox23: pyro, cuz he's EVERYWHERE!!! lol jk pyro we all luv ya..but u are evrywhere

1334512666909

Korzo: There are too many fucking funny comments to really hate anyone... for long any way.

1334532188659

spotswood: potato...

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The woman you like is currently having her cunt destroyed by an alpha male.

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Anonymous: I no longer like her

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George: So sit back & watch Faggot!

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CreepisKryp: Any lesbian with a dildo trumps the "Alpha Male". Males turn "alpha" out of dick insecurity.

1270699768394

Pyro: Yeah ME

1270800232282

the7rafe7: yup

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formerlyanon: I hear ya pyro 12.5"

1270854804945

Santa: fuck! its soo fucking true i hate when your right!

1270887452725

K@z: when he's done tell her to get me a sandwitch

1271157176809

Redrocco: I am the alpha male the OP speaks of

1271256763430

Grave: a transparent male?

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Anonymous: I know for a fact she isn't, mainly because she was a emotionless prude

1271546607958

slikwilly: YOU MEAN JESSICA ALBA IS GETTING GRUDGE FUCKED RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK?!?!?!? FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

1271553700719

Anonymous: aww fuck, thanks for reminding me OP

1272242505414

clownichter: AMOG= Alpha Male Of the Group

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cunt_destroyer: mez

1272530316385

distraction: I was nice enough to leave some for him, I'm cool like that.

1272549389251

cybersinner: Hey! I WAS destroying her cunt when this was posted...Win!

1273532948500

hardon69: i am that alpha male, thanks for the loan of your bitch

1274078871778

Anonymous: perhaps, but when she is married to that asshole with no way out and has her teeth punched out when she forgets his beer, she'll have fond memories of the pussy pounding she got.

1274447582638

Anonymous: I sure hope so cause she was too tight for me monster

1274451715818

Alpha Male: Sloppy Seconds anyone hmm ........pies hear get ur cream pies get while ther hot

1274455213569

BeaversNDucks

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Anonymous: whatever

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Andres333: i will make her my whore after that because everyone will believe that the alpha male get her pregnant

1274660481112

queefly: She certainly is.....

1274669436728

YuLiekPicturz: well that just makes my day =D

1278971841889

Anonymous: Yeay baby. Were is the video camera? Jezz, I want to fuck her girlfriends so bad anyway!

1281103880919

mrisom2009: What if the girl i like is an alpha male?

1294209440680

Anonymous: Well....it's up to me to fix it then.

1294209890669

Anonymous: you mean my sister is getting fucked right now? where? i want to watch

1294234862822

BnSneky: big deal

1294235863732

MegaShit: There is more than one Alpha Male... And I am most of them!

1294237337703

Weed: Yes, me.

1294241059490

Anonymous: Ωmega Male rapes all the Bitches !

1294245113623

blueburn: It's horribly true. She says i'm Good looking, smart, funny and adorable. Yet she's fucking him.

1294268502590

Spectre: the woman I like is currently single but still not liking me, half a month ago I was in this situation

1294269573104

danielsimba: alpha male or super-alpha male, he will never get her ass. HER ASS IS MINE.

1294611261248

Anonymous: Focus on your career. Then they will come (and so shall you).

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mrisom2009: I am an alpha male lol

1296077326132

Spectre: ^ You are just a Faggot

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Anonymous: ha

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TinFoilHatGuy

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supercunt35: destroyed by a nigroid alpha male

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mrisom2009: fuck you spectre, you're a fag!

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Anonymous: As long as I can jack off to the video afterwards I'm ok with it.

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crazyassmofo: ^Me too

1298605931778

Alkarnur: << Exactly, I'm destroying the cunt of the woman I like.

1298661626461

Anonymous: So What Else is New?

1298664091742

Woodford: Mom??

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KansasTrash: I don't "like" anyone. So noone is having theyare cunt destroidd? Mind=Blown

1299999878745

gov'na: nevermind she is a niggerlover

1300680411528

Asphaltkllr: Then I´m the Alpha guy? well thank you

1303669868271

Anonymous: The story of my life

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Nigger Jokes: Married, she's asleep 20 feet away, Op is a fag.

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Anonymous: well if she's having it destroyed then i don't want any part of that. - milton waddams

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Anonymous: As long as she doesn't get lock jaw, I don't care about what happens to her pussy

1306535985967

Anonymous: No I can se her sleeping and my dick is NOT in her atm

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DriftRocket: It's all good, I'm destroying another cunt anyway :)

1314059592896

Anonymous: I know! I have it on tape.

1314122961992

niggapleaz: This thread is so full of Win. However i must say that the only women i like are pornstars so i'm already aware that they're having their cunt destroyed by an alpha male so your argument is invalid.

1314125031162

Anonymous: Sure is beta in here

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Lickathesplit: Yeah i know, i had my way with her and send her back to her boyfriend..

1317168090769

Anonymous: So, I'll fuck her up the ass.

1318341210922

Alkarnur: Actually, the woman I used to like is now sitting alone at home because when I invited her to coffee she said she had a BF which I know for sure is complete BS even though she's incredibly hot. She said it because she had an image in her head and a very very long check list that I did not match it and that's why she thinks "I'm beneath her" or "she's not in my league". And she's still looking for-

1318347552732

Alkarnur: the guy who will match her unrealistic check list (which btw is all take and not give). That's why she's alone. And I'm happily in a relationship with another woman. BTW, I asked her out 2-3 years ago, and she still has no BF! Talk about women hoarding their sex and love for fairytale men who are a caricature of real men.

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Anonymous: I stilll love her with all my heart... even though he makes me watch, suck his dick, and every once in a while he pees on me.

1326921860348

Anonymous: I'm the Alpha Male BITCH don't forget your place

1327603004689

Anonymous: I AM THE ALPHA!

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salify: then i'll destroy that alpha ass, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

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Martinique: That's fine by me - I like her to practise first

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DireWolf2012: DON'T YOU SAY THAT! MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!

1334383673827

Anonymous: He's probably black

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The Original Spoon: Actually, I like two different women and neither of the dudes who are destroying their cunts would be described as Alpha Males.

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RELIGIOUS - ATHEIST

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anonymule: No.

1305503982849

anal85: it all depends really, atheism isn't the solution, neither is religion. we should just all stop caring.

1305504197554

anonymule: "If christians can eat the body of christ and not be cannibals, I should be able to eat bacon and still be a vegetarian."

1305505120969

Anonymous: ^ lol atheistfag

1305507213548

anonymule: I'm not an atheist...but I do know bullshit when I see it

1305507902926

Billups: ^ what an angry atheist

1305509219790

Anonymous: ^ Angry doesn't even begin to describe it... I mean this discussion has reached some forbidden level of angriness that no man has ever seen before... religious fags should simply admit that their beliefs are retarded so humanity can move on.

1305509632555

anonymule: bacon does that kind of thing to a thread.....the forbidden fruit

1305509701702

GalacticSlut: LOL look at that atheist's teeth!!! afarfarfarfarf!

1305509707145

Twinchlian: Atheistfags, lol!

1305510758186

admackbar: omg i love bacon mmmmm

1305510989660

Anonymous: umad, atheists?

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AZO: wait, anybody can type anything above a picture.. Personnaly I would prefered "pumpkin" and "kitchen curtains"

1305564293262

AZO: And I'm quite sure the one on the right found jesus, or his parents found him on his behalf

1305564355372

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Anonymous: many atheists are mad people without friends that listen to metal music

1305645532937

Twinchlian: ^that is so true. i feel bad for atheists. living their whole lives being angry and shit and then in the end God lets them into paradise anyway because his children would feel bad about them being in hell and all.

1305660208233

anonymule: not all people who disbelieve are atheist.....just a thought. atheists are a pretty sad bunch, they trade one ideology for another-- hunamism, which is no less retarded than the religion they rail against. It's easier to draw your own conclusions about the universe and sleep in on sunday (for me) so fuck you both....

1305660551130

Anonymous: ^ implying something because you decide to does not mean it is true. Humanism != religion.

1305668141435

Anonymous: ^^^ I'm not sure what is sadder, the fact that your limited reasoning ability make you believe that not believing in fairy tales is equivalent to be angry (wtf?) or that you honestly believe there is such thing as paradise for no particular reason that you were told it was so. If you had been raised in the Middle East you would fervently believe that you will get 72 virgins for blowing yourself up

1305672603113

anonymule:

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Twinchlian: I belive in heaven because the alternative sucks and is not pony at all. In heaven all your hopes will be redeemed; all your sins washed away. If nothing else it's a fucking cool story brah.

1305736487745

Anonymous: atheists are smarter because they know that NO ONE can be trusted

1306225590788

Anonymous: agnostic are smarter because they know that nothing is sure

1306609240986

AZO: lol a place where fire burns you forever, who the fuck is angry?!

1306648821824

Anonymous: more like redneck with money and redneck without money

1306684252183

fiveby5

barely relevant except for the fact that halo has no angels in it.

1306910174921

MrPerspective: Atheists are the ones spending their daily lives hating ppl? Yeah, riiiiiight... Guess I'm SO lucky I never went to an atheist school then. :-P

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gov'na: the result of mainstream overload for a certain troll

1307702708457

Anonymous: what are you called when you belive in gray aliens, but not in god ?

1308085798749

BnSneky: wait a minute, this looks shooped

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Lickathesplit: LOL Anon 8749 : A Awesomeist !! BWAAHAAHAAH Twinchlian : Try to pony the structure of your soul, the anatomy, the shape, the form of it, then try to pony the consequences of your findings, pony me this and then talk about heaven/hell again, you relitards make me happier each day :) LOL LOL LOL shit, i love having found c4c :P

1308088159368

Anonymous: im agnostic master race

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Gantzkas: wrong

1310308505968

Der Herr: Well, nevermind all the religious godfags and that annoying stock photo on the left, but that guy on the right is clearly a disciple of this moronic Richard Dawkins.

1310312802950

strawberriez: wow there is so much evidence and truth in this it moves my atheist heart...not. stupid.

1310885884390

adventcirno: ewww...wtf?

1310885929879

Anonymous: ^broken link fix it pls

1316207187634

Nimpie: My dad was a catholic, my mom a protestant. *poof* tadaa... ATHEIST.

1316630640445

Anonymous: I think its funny that everyone here is too stupid to get the joke behind this image. and no i wont tell you

1317004103996

Allah: Ahhh.... Ignorance IS bliss

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UnsoundMethods: Everyone is born an atheist

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Anonymous: Molesty father

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Anonymous: it's the other way around..

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Anonymous: Fuck all religions!

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DJMadMax: why is my crap anonymous, lol

1334408470250

Anonymous: organized religion is whats wrong with this world

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WOMEN'S LOGIC

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Rorix: I'll never understand this shit

1323120270801

Banshee5: ^who ever shall rorix.... who ever shall...

1323120348140

Quantum69: LOL

1323121293970

Anonymous: Now which one is the tease

1326317673852

Anonymousis: LOL wut? OP must be Americunt.

1326324351685

secretsquirrel12: Lol yeah why is that

1326325376595

spz557: TRUE!

1326353103797

idrankallthebeer: bitches got problems.

1326357740837

Anonymous: moar of bikini girl pls.

1326436187989

secretsquirrel12: Moar of underwear girl pls

1326489989873

DireWolf2012: Yeah, women are stupid, for sure.

1332376924942

Anonymous: This is Americunt logic, nothing else.

1332721093173

Anonymous: ^ +1000

1332726813425

TheLiar: this shit just confuses the hell out of me -_-

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ITT: The name of the chick you want to fuck

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goofyfish: Your mom (no description necessary, you know who she is).

1268357472974

TotallyNasty: I'd fuck Mylene, she was the one that had sex with my ex gf and I want in on that too. Shame I couldn't join them when they did it.

1268357478382

KarmaPickles: chick=OP is poultry perv. MorganFairchild23yearsold.jpg

1268360479190

Anonymous: XxPrincessPunkxX, (IRL name Jennifer Da Costa) commonly known as "Emo Chin of Toronto"

1268361239863

Anonymous: Vin Disel

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mastema

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Hughbie: Devon Aoki...she's odd...but fuck me...I wanna nail her.

1268409038187

c4caddict: jessica ..... from c4c

1268427300966

Anonymous: sis

1268449533573

SickNote

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Swiney: c4caddict are you fuckin obsessed with Jessica? seriously leave him/her alone

1268450216957

Anonymous: don't know her name, but i would try my damndest to make her the happiest chick in the world

1268457791885

darkstan: Um, pretty much all of them, it turns out.

1268475289142

dodgeboy: agree with darkstan , want to eat em all (almost)

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+5 Asshole: Sarah Carter. She played Helena Douglass in DOA: Dead or Alive.

1274706081783

GorkyGx: Agree with SickNote... Lily Allen

1279050931992

Nickeh43: Fuck em all!

1279052567778

arczibeatbox: 9744 m2

1279053023869

Anonymous: my wife... hahahahahah gross

1279062864975

Anonymous: crystal lea carrier from maidstone sk canada

1279063323842

Anonymous: scarlett johansson

1279063474385

Anti-PC Hero: Amber Heard (actress). She's a very cute blond, I'm a European guy who don't like sheboons.

1279064921902

Unitedairforce1: Lol swiney being protective cause he wants pussy that's probably a 45 year old man.

1279081282729

Anonymous: Sarah

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Anonymous: On a scale of 1 to 10... Any girl above a 4!!!

1279088955904

cryptid: there are just so many... jodie foster, sigourney weaver, terri hatcher, ellen degeneres, hellen hunt, mary steenburgen

1279090125489

GhostNinja: Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Megan Fox!! those three would do just fine!!

1279090438801

ElCapitan: Anon

1279101203931

Anonymous: Jennifer Connelly

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NigBickDigger: ^^ bwahahahaha I know a girl named Jennifer Connelly!!! She got fucked in the ass by a dude named Daniel Wilson. R u from Houston?? Maybe ur wish can come true!!

1279113308587

Anonymous: ^ I don´t think so, cause im from Italy... i meant Jennifer Connelly (actress), but give me her telephone number

1279113821389

NigBickDigger: oh yeah there is an actress with the same name...and technically this happened when she was in the 9th grade, i think. never had her #

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Bun

fuck yeah.

1279114123531

ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: Amphoebia Tittopothamos and the inflatable girl in my drawer

1280683454814

Tyrone Tuff: I iz wanna rape chelsea clinton

1280688464150

dagtannerman: Melody Williams

1280807960523

dagtannerman: Melody Williams Orlando, Florida

1280808010400

Anonymous: charlize theron

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fap: Naomi Maise up the ass. Smallest and tightest you've ever seen

1280815110564

vengance

megan fox FTW!!!!

1280815622863

ilko

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mACÄK: north corea

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Anonymous: rebecca linares before the titjob

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dannyb101st: Betty white

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Anonymous: My mom

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fingerofdoom: FUCK YOU GUYS, ZOEY DESCHANEL

1283137742497

DEADBOLT

mainly for the lulz

1283141623237

Anti-PC Hero: The cute actress Amber Heard

1283174650967

g-man: bubble

1283192682961

Anonymous: ALL CONSUMING - W A N T - (*___*)

1287180338226

Anonymous: http://images.contactmusic.com/dn/amy+winehouse_855_18483002_0_0_7005462_300.jpg

1287184549660

Anonymous: SAUCE, blitherin-blatherskite! me balls r bluer than a Billie Holiday choon!

1288502502997

Anonymous: Lea Michele, Mowlody Williams, Susy, Edsel, and Loli

1288503599341

Leashedhate

Can eat her afterwards and die of massive heart failure!

1288508943695

NORWAYchan: a chubbyfied boxxy

1288511263403

Leashedhate: Holy fucking shit I KNOW her 7822, lmmfao. Just made my evening.

1288511759772

MarkMonkey: Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus. at the same time.

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sickfuck88

perfection

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Anonymous: Angelica Bridges

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Khaki One: Ornelia....or Quinne....or...uhh....Janine Garofalo

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Anonymous: She's asian > Yo Ma Ma

1290042672356

Anonymous: Thin, busty, pretty & jb. Angie Verona

1290044469241

Munster: Fiona Apple...

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Anonymous: The drunk chick in this vid (Yo Landi Visser) > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jicbbY5x7sk

1290530035101

Anti-PC Hero: @2997 Who's that girl? She's very hot!

1290531855889

Anonymous: ^ Look for her pics here = http://liquidvelvet.tumblr.com/archive

1290532304509

Anti-PC Hero: ^Great, thanks!

1290532822350

The_GOoD

this one

1298148827744

Banshee5: dionne Daniels, Crissy Moran, Jessica DeCarlo and plenty more...

1298157940611

peenu: helen beck

1298193952834

Anonymous: Alyson Hannigan, love dem gingers!

1298234718492

Anonymous: Mum

1298238183887

djh123: ian somerhalder and hughbie :D

1312882597948

Anonymous: Little Caprice, anal.

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The Original Spoon: Desiree. Dark hair. Petite.

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Anonymous: Jayna Oso

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Arschloch33

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Cunt81

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PROVE YOU EXIST

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paz120: i cant

1300833236915

NSFW: Cogito ergo sum

1300833628773

Weed: I get mail, therefore I am.

1300833758405

Anonymous: I cum..therefore I am

1300833973925

KriSega: im the only who took maddy mccann

1300833994554

Anonymous: I cog it to, er... go sum!

1300834101639

AZO: I've just cut my finger off, it hurts, I am.

1300834266124

Anonymous: In which dimension would you like the proof in?...

1300835000197

Anonymous: prove you matter

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admackbar: i think youre a faggot therefore i am, wait....

1300835904170

pocket: Wow! I just found this great site that has free iphone aps! Check this out! http://iphone.appstorm.net/roundups/100-incredibly-useful-free-iphone-apps/

1300836047962

Anonymous: i got 19 Facebook Friends, people like me...

1300836839700

Anonymous: i think therefore... oh wait, never mind.

1300844322823

manwhore: Nothing happens when i push alt+F4

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Anonymous: Here's your proof, ASSHOLE!!

1300854872484

GigaPenny: people talk to me. like, real people.

1300871640657

Anonymous: I fap, therefore I fap.

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Harvey: The voices inside my head tell me that I exist.

1300881304879

Anonymous: When I fart people react , I fart therefore I am.

1300881504627

Twinchlian: Question not properly defined. Impossible to answer. Fuck you troll.

1300907041294

Anonymous: i don't. i'm a figment.

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YuLiekPicturz

nuf said

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Alkarnur: I fap therefore I am.

1300909220801

Greeft: I don't, I'm a tungsten filament of your imagination!

1300911457776

HanoverRed: Yeah, my shit smells really fuckin bad, like peel the wall paper off the walls bad.

1300916048591

Greeft: ^Does peeling wallpaper smell then?

1300917320470

NSFW: I think he means his shits have the ability to peel wallpaper. I should hire you, I have a whole room needs doing.

1300921671111

user775: coz if i did't I would not have :/

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Aganonymous: ^ suck my wang

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DriftRocket: But I don't exist.....what now ??

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Anonymous: Prove me that I'm NOT God.

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Greeft: I don't think I exist, I fell over in a forest and didn't make a sound!

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Anonymous: If i don't exist, how the fuck are you talking to me!? Assclown!!!

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Greeft: ^He wasn't talking to you, he was talking to me.

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Armistice: I'm posting here.

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Anonymous: I'LL FUCK YOU

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snoɯʎuou∀: Fuck off. You try & prove that I don't exist first. HAH, THAT'S RELIGION

1300995871220

Anonymous: is this comment enough for you, pseudo-intellectual philosophy scene-kid?

1300997984531

theheat: fuck you OP, who gives a shit

1300999000155

dannymurder: I exist because I am the one responsible for the tsunami in japan! fuck those whale eating weird shits

1301001392904

conman: only math has proofs you damn fool!

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Anonymous: Cogito ergo sum, I think, then I am, then by the rule 34 there is pornografic material about me in the internet

1301013029706

BnSneky: i am what i am

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Twinchlian: If a man voices his opinion in the forest and no woman hears him... Is he still wrong?

1301026884742

Anonymous: I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taker of the fallen lamb.

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MrPerspective

I troll, therefore I am. (And therefore I am very lame, yeah, you don't have to remind me...)

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MrPerspective: Rule 34 : someone said "fuck you" to me, therefore I exist. (See? Trolling again. :-)

1301033466375

Samps: My SSN is 577-60-1114. My address is 1060 West Addison, in Chi town. Stop by and visit, sometime.

1301034639907

GalacticStar: ^^Not to mention i stalk You.

1301040773467

MAELSTHUR: ^^^ prespective that is a goblin

1301085351449

Alkarnur: I can be Googled therefore I am.

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gov'na: just existing is neutral, being within existence is the essence of life

1301102198469

Anonymous: my donky is rever wallf big sasge fat

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AwesomeAnonymous!: Hi! proven, nob jockey

1301138352685

Anonymous: I think; therefor I AM

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sadeghol: ^ I fap therefore I am. LOL

1301189384808

MrPerspective: 3467 : I've got a stalker? Yay! Closest I've ever been to having a social life! XD

1301288737134

MrPerspective: Sorry, Sir MAELSTHUR, I just grabbed the first cool-looking library manuscript that had a "troll" tag. C4C made me do it, Mylord, I swear. Please, PLEASE, don't burn an innocent! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo!...

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MAELSTHUR: lol^

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Anonymous: only a being that exist can think they exist....... DESCARTES

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MrPerspective: ^ Only a being that doubts knows it is thinking - ibid

1301350664745

Greeft: Nothing really exists, all matter is more nothing than matter. If you took the atoms from every human being on the planet and squished them all down until the nuclei were touching, you'd end up with an object the size of a sugar cube. So, we're all a lot more nothing than something.

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Anonymous: the bible says i exist. therefore i do. oh wait... i dont read fiction books.

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MrPerspective: ^^ Well, if you're saying that "nothing exists", what does that imply? That we exist, since we are nothing. (Who da man nao? Unh! Unh! Booya. That's right.)

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Anonymous: Just ask sir Nicolas Chad Isom. He'll tell you I'm real.

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Anonymous: i live at home, therefore i am poor

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Anonymous: @MAELSTHUR: YHBT :D

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admackbar: i accidentally my existence

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Adebar: coito ergo sum

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Anonymousg of rubber: semen on hand counts?

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user775: it I did not then i would of have but if I do how can I not when I am?

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MrPerspective: Burden of proof lies on the believer, doesn't it? XD

1302059808207

GibblesNBits: I don't exist. I'm a figment of your imagination.

1302059956524

Pyro: do............ any of us actually exist?

1302072318989

Nickeh43: FAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRT

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Anonymous: I exist!!! My daddy came in my mommy and POOF!!!! I'm for real!!!!

1302203255239

Anonymous: I exist!!! My daddy came in my mommy and POOF!!!! I'm for real!!!

1302203267528

Anonymous: I exist, my Mom told me so

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Anonymous: I have facebook!!! That makes me real!!!

1302203584882

Anonymous Nigger: I exist!!! My daddyboon came in my mommyboon and POOF!!!! Daddyboon was gone!!!

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Anonymous: COME OVER HERE AND I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND THEN YOU CAN DECIDE IF I EXIST....OK?

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an0nymous: I am because You can Google me, bitch!

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Hieronymous: I post, therefore I am.

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Twinchlian: i am reel person. it windy as hel 2day

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Anonymous: Relative to everything, we barely exist. Or not at all. We are made of atoms, atoms are not entirely "existant" as far as our ability to preceive them goes. So we are never really "fully" here to begin with.

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Conman: I ain't gotta prove shit, real gangstas know they exist.

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Anonymous: ta da

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Cat Funt: Put your hand out, and I'll give you a piece of my existence: poop

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kib420: HI

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Anonymous: NO !

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Anonymous: I fucked a retard in the ass then beat the loser with a steel pipe until his split open and bloody goo ozzed out the side

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Anonymous: next I piss on the losers grave

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MrPerspective: I *COULD* give you proof that I exist, but then I'd have to kill you. }:-)

1304287899289

Anonymous: I'm nicolas isom...

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Bob the builder: _Why the fuck would I prove I exists? Thats utterly lame. Why do I give a shit if you believe I exist or not.

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JustGodlike: you are the proove enough, cause i fucked your mommy and you came out, so what does that mean? yeah sure, i am your daddy.. now shut up and bring me a beer!

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user775: I can't therefore I am and thats why if I could explain I would not exist

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Everdark: I'll think about it

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Moriantha: my poop smells like doritos

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joker1969: I drink, therefore I am

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MrPerspective: ^^ That's IT, Moriantha: you definitely exist! Nao pls, stop farting, okay? XD

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joker1969: ^ no U stop farting

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protonX80: i dont !! i am just a figment of your imagination

1305127816808

Anonymous: I just stabbed myself and my blood got on the couch

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Anonymous: i troll, therefore i am

1305139785933

been there bangin': I take a dump fairly regularly. That's an accomplishment for most, to be regular. So when I take a crap, it's no longer in and it is outside of me. I lokk at the crap and ask "where'd THAT piece of shit come from?" - Answer's all the same - my existential sphincter....it is alive with pleasure. Is THAT what you were thinking ?

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Anonymous: OK let me throw my shit at you !

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Dr House: ^^ please.. go on! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

1305158288514

Anonymous: I troll therefore i am

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Phadrus: My creditors believe I am real. They call all day long.

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Anonymous: ^ so true get a burner phone

1305177815837

tripwiggins: exist sucks. i thought this page had pr0n.

1305226973537

Ghostoftime: I TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT THEREFORE I EXIST .........AND SO DOES THE SMELL

1305247725225

MrPerspective: I get trolled, therefore I am. Right? Right? Surely that's proof nao. ;-)

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Twinchlian: Isn't it sort of the other way around? You troll and then the response gives you a feeling of existing so strong and full of life you can't help lolling your ass off when you realize someone became an hero because of your trolling and you affected the world and YOU DO EXIST!

1305332560637

Captngeetch: I shit, it stank, someone else smelled it and bitched...therefore i am

1305334155157

Anonymous: ^ your mom bitched, huh? she always does. that bitch.

1305419949544

MrPerspective: ^ By my previous post, Captngeetch exists indeed. XD

1305509739600

Anonymous: here

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Captngeetch: ^ see...proof right there...next question.

1305547685227

Anonymous: Q: Prove that you exist. A: Who are you asking?

1305547950740

Rorix: I just farted

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Furore23: I exist, but you all are just NPCs on internets.

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gov'na: non-existence is a metaphor to relation of, something has to exist to attempt to explain non-existence

1305662365577

MrPerspective: Will all you voices in my head JUST STFU ALREADY?!?!!?

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danielsimba: you are the only proof that I exist...... .... shon !!!!

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been there bangin': derp...

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Lickathesplit: Proven

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John Cena: U can't C me. So FU.

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nicaris12: I DONT exist at all or do i

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Anonymous: done

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JustGodlike: ask your mother, she knows it pretty well!

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Anonymous: If I don't exist, what is holding your buttcheeks open so wide?

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Anonymous: ^there's not buttcheeks too

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Anonymous: proove you dont exist

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watch: This is exactly the kind of shit that makes people think you're a faggot.

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MrPerspective

If irrefutable logic is good enough for God, it's good enough for me. :-P

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Twinchlian: ^I fail to see what believing in the Bible has to do with beliving in God. Personally I think God consider all litterature-based-fundamentalists an eyesore and a glitch in his most glorious creation.

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Flarp: Proving it is easy. Proving that I should want to is substantially more difficult.

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MrPerspective: ^^ Stating the obvious, sir... but somebody had to say it! :-)

1308707456722

Flarp: nods

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Anonymous: my plan is to smack you in the genitals with the back of my hand really quickly and forcefully. since i wont know when i come across you in real life, i'll just follow my plan whenever im drunk and in public, in hopes of someday answering your question for you

1309354109718

Anonymous: Where's my gun?

1316361526538

/unsee: No. Just enjoy the doubt.

1316730583697

been there bangin': prove i don't. what's your point, miss your meds today ?

1316732495711

Khalthar: I do not exist! I am a figment of Skynet's imagination. I am on the internet, I troll you, but I do NOT exist! Therefore, you all become angry, and irate over something that doesn't actually exist! Now, prove this figment wrong

1316761613749

cv_: It don't needs proof. :-)

1316865304692

Grave: the only thing that exist is DOUBT.

1316883834477

': no, you prove to me that you all aren't figmints of my imagination that will cease to exist when I do.

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yeahright: done, you are still here.

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Anonymous: Make Me!

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Gifmaster: ^you just did

1323442316794

Anonymous: i hear voices

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Anonymous: TADA!!!!!

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Vincent859: z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z

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mischievious: fuck this shit

1323451613977

Anonymous: Fuck off-you prove you exist first.

1323456107660

Anonymous: bills. everyday. You prove to my creditors and venders that I don't exist.

1323475901890

Anonymous: Come here, I'll tell you my opinion, and your heirs might just believe I exist

1323476314413

Anonymous: prove satan exist

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Gifmaster: I can't

1323481423758

HungLoh: I fap, therefore I exist.

1323481508294

Anonymous: thats easy but how can i prove you exist

1323485921998

Anonymous: I fap,therefore I am

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Anonymous: Damn.8294 beat me to is...bastard

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Anonymous: Proove you exist first

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Vincent859: ^ You just proved his existence by responding. (And I just proved yours.) =)

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Nimpie: Ok.

1325233643581

Anonymous: I farted

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Anonymous: Squeeeeze.... Plop/splash.... I exist because I just made that doody

1325400563195

Anonymous: in what kind of way do i exist? if you tell me that then i could maybe give you a reaction that would prove my interaction. you might ignore it then, so that i dont "exist" in that portion of my interaction. might have nothing to do with my identity (uniqueness, group authentification) someplace else

1325418603423

Anonymous: or you might just ignore (dismiss) anything that happened elsewhere because it doesnt conform to your idea of reality (interaction space, matter)

1325418754136

Anonymous: apart from looks and social background being "existance" too

1325418920640

Anonymous: I fap, therefore I am

1325431931943

Anonymous: To prove my existence I take another life, to show the effect of mine against another.

1326774530526

Mianus: I cant Ima work of fiction

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Anonymous: Why?

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Anonymous: there's interactivity, if its mechanical or something - well dunno. apart from that there's a world and it seems to contain some quantity of me, whoever that is. seems to be something about interfaces when im interacting or something of that variety.

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Nimpie: To who?

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Anonymous: depends on the interaction, how abstractly can we talk about stuff - do we even exchange meaning or are we simply talking about different things without topical background, is it just canned responses or rephrased statements, are the percentages on absolute numbers of stuff that is not relative to anything (that can only make sense as whole parts) actually resolving to floating point numbers?

1328743512648

Anonymous: am i having the illness of actually assuming that when they talk about other people they are really meaning me? or is it more of a wanting to know the mood of the group thing im after? or some kind of "my woman is ... " kind of joke where it's really me? or some psychologists "i also do like" thing which salesmen also do (i also got that device at home, blabla, previous version)

1328743781236

Anonymous: (the kind of "previous version sucked, this one doesnt have bug ..." and other kind of PR material cans opened)

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Anonymous: where you talking about finding the ideal mode of interaction where there's voltage which constantly gets resolved into current on an 1:1 basis whilst there still being movement and not emptying?

1328751645640

Anonymous: hai.

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ImYourMomBIATCH: when we love someone that is the proof we actually have an existence

1329078713109

ImYourMomBIATCH: doesnt matter though if that love is toward yourself as long as it is love

1329078739712

Anonymous: so the bitch just gotta give me her cunt and munnies?

1329079297973

Anonymous: I don't exist, your argument is invalid !!!!!!!!!!

1329104697529

Anonymous: folder does not exist or contains folders or no rights for deleting that, i'm DOS i dont have to care which one it is

1330730384528

Anonymous: prove that you need proof !

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Anonymous: Prove that you resist

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Anonymous: i consist of matter, not only energy through exchange and providing ex-iste-ance. is mesaureable, which requires interaction, which is existance basically, might be measured passively though

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Anonymous: descartes

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gmode.: i am therefore i am

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Hughbie: Well if I don't exist then some other arsehole is typing this.

1331361890276

Anonymous: maybe you wrote it drunkenly, and it wasnt really you

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Anonymous: Does it truly matter if any of us exist? The only true reality we can rely on is the one we perceive.

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Anonymous: Will shitting in your mouth prove anything ?

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Anonymous: I'll prove it when I beat Breivik's high score !

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Chicagosox23: i think therefore i am

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Hyperbole 98.7% of Americans don't know how to pronounce this.

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Greeft: Is it the next level up from the superbowl??

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bluelee: 98.7% of Americans say u can STFU!

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darkstan: <That's actually pretty clever. In fact, I guess I think that's the cleverest thing I've ever seen.

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Stalker: I think you're exaggerating.

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the7rafe7: "hippo-brooly?"

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Anonymous: eepervolEE (in correct modern greek pronunciation)

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BasementKing: 3552: Winrar.

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cheesecake: hi per bow lee

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Anonymous: th iss

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Anonymous: hyperboles, mi mou les, mi mou les pos magapas.

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???: banana?

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Baskin Robbins: "Hyper Bowl" A Really big dish of pudding dumbass! Geeessssh!

1273678670500

Furore23: It's "High-per-bore-ee-yah", where Conan O'Brien comes from.

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Anonymous: Hyper bowl = 1272124349071.jpg

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Anonymous: cheesecake has it...

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Anonymous: hi-per-bow-lee

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danie: ^^correct.

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Anonymous: .. and most Japanese cannot pronounce "Lobster", etc. But who the fuck cares?

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Anonymous: this was probably posted by some fag from another country... well guess what? you're just pissed because no matter what you say, you know that america pwns your country so fucking hard

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fap: nigger

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YourFace: Because americans are, like, so dumb yah!

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sqwrrl: cookie

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Anonymous: I love to go bowling!!!

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Anonymous: I think this pic is a bit hyperbolic

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Anonymous: Double trolled! Simple exaggeration isn't hyperbole. Compare definitions.

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Ironmikie: hip-hop anonymous

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Anonymous: only 1.3 americans give a fuck about the word "hyperbole"

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Moongrim: 98.7 of americans homeschooled

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Anonymous: 98.7 % Of americans don't care how it is pronounced

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Anonymous: That is the problem with English and French -- too many words aren't pronounced the way they are written... "hyper-bowl-ee" is proper pronouciation. But the way it is written you'd expect it to be "hyper-bowl" (or maybe even "hyper-bowl-ay" if you speak Italian or Spanish). Oh, and 98.7% of Americans would never use this word so who cares anyway...

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darkstan: Hyperbole is obvious and intentional exaggeration. This post therefore concludes all discussions on all topics for all time.

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Anonymous: Hyper Bowl. That's hard.

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Anonymous: 99.9 % of Europeans were dick fed by their dads from birth to the age of 70.

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Anonymous: high, pur, bow, lee

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boxxyfucker: hi per bow lee. it is an exageration fuckin idiots

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so_what_if___: haiphurboohwlgrkst. see?! its easy!

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Anonymous: My girlfriends daughter (12) got in trouble at school for argueing with her teacher because the teacher said it was pronounced hyper-bole.

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mACÄK: hy-per-bo-le... THERE!

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Anonymous: 99% of statistics are made up by some asshole in his mom's basement

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Kimsy123: Facepalm

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Anonymous: dat da big hand egg game in merka?

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Flarp: Troll. No problem pronouncing. 98.7% of <insert any enthiticity here> cannot recognize obvious troll :@

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Quadra: Hi - per - bo - lee

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Anon: and 94% of Europeans can't pronounce it either. Yeah, i can make up statistics too

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God: high per bow lee?

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Anonymous: Hi-Per-Bow-Lee.

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fast: pjöska

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Anomalous: hi per bowley

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Flarp: over 9000 smurfs cannot pronounce it. But fuck it, they save smurf for every-fucking-thing

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Anonymous: I PER BO LA ;D

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Anonymous: " HI - PURR - BULLY "

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Anonymous: I think that's an exaggeration.

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jhenry922: hi - PER - bow - lee

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Anonymous: ^Wrong, its pronounced Hi-per-bow-lay.

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BnSneky: who cares

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Uncle Harvey: Surely you exaggerate

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al: Yeah, really. I'd put in the 60% range.

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Anonymous: its a really fast bowl...

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Anonymous: Pronounced: High - Per - Bow - Lee

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SLIPPY: CAR - 100% of Eurofags don't know how to pronounce this.

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Antiphon: @Slippy Cause there aint euro-"fags", but there are americunts, and fuck yeah, I know 100% how it is pronounced.

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usarocks: same as a ball in the end stupids

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Anonymous: My girlfriends daughter got in trouble at school because she corrected the teacher on the pronunciation.

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Nickeh43: Your girlfriend's teacher is an idiot for getting it wrong and an idiot for getting angry at a child with knowledge.

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XENU: Hy Purr Bowl Lee

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Anonymous: My thoughts exactly Nick

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GalacticStar: 99% of all percentages are bullshit.

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SUCK IT UP, BITCH: /haɪˈpɜːbəli/

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Anonymous: hi purr bow lee

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Anonymous: hyper-cube ?

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Raygunz: Hypochondriac.

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Anonymous: Hyper Brolly, More powerful than normal Brolly.

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MAELSTHUR: hy par bow lee douche

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Anonymous: Dear fuckwits above: Hi-per-ber-lee.

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Tattoos: Wrong, mon' idiot. HI-PER-BO-LEE. Where did you get the extra r ? Oh, and thanks, Nickeh43, that was me.

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halfmast: nigger?

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Confucsus says: fuky sucky five dollor

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Canucklehead: 100% don't know what it means.

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Quantum69: High per bowl EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: God bless Americunt land.

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Quantum69: ^I'd love to live in a land full of cunts.

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anon anon: ahhhh! maybe americunts will invite other countries to compete in the world hyperbowl series?

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The Original Spoon: It's hard to eat cereal using one of these things.

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Anonymous: I've seen a million of them.

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El Capitan: ohhh peeeeey izz ahh phaaaa gggghhhhhhuuuut

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Anonymous: nigger tits in my mouth

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edwin: I have trouble with US pronunciation. Buddle? WTF is that? it turns out to be "bottle". Then came "vinny-arrrrr". That had me foxed for two days. It's "veneer".

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Anonymous: hahy-pur-buh-lee

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Anonymous: herp-derp-owl

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Hughbie: Wat? I farted?

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bnsneky: i shat myself

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Docthebastard: I got confused as she said "no" twice which is a double negative.

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aNOMynous: I just felt like it.

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Anonymous: She had a miscarriage so it worked out okay

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Bubble: they paid me 800 pound to do it...

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Anonymous: i didn't think i'd get caught, officer

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Anonymous: I thought 16 was the cut-off age???

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KarmaPickles: Alcohol

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SickNote: I accidentally the whole thing

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katlyng420: I was bored officer.

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Pyro: Shit happens man Shit happens

1264757138228

Terrorist Hunter: even after 5 years I just don't Love you and She is way Hotter then you..

1264760529193

Docthebastard: your sister was just so much tighter.

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Anonymous: I needed that lifevest myself

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Anonymous: it was the jews

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iprobablyhateyou: sorry butt.... i needed somewhere to stick my drugs

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Connor: i needed it and she was there

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Anonymous: Skynet was going to become self aware! The bus full of the elderly was an accident though...

1265680232844

iprobablyhateyou: son i got drunk and fucked an uggo and now you are half british

1265680589715

c4caddict: she said she was old enough

1269446201237

Anonymous: Sorry, I didn´t know he would stand up.

1273869452748

CerealKiller: my excuse for aborting that baby when I was 18? I would have rather done coke and drink my money away than raise a little snot nosed whine-ass

1273886742548

slikwilly: Officer I swear that tree jumped out in front of my car and dumped beer everywhere. For reelz Yo

1273889533686

rubberduckazilla: oh no officer this is garden weed

1273902371911

Furore23: You were going to dump her anyway.

1274017881687

Legion: seemed like a good idea at the time...

1274025119439

Anonymous: It felt good

1274034607899

Anonymous: it wasn't me, it was my evil twin brother skippy

1274035457489

Warg: I was fighting crime... This town has more lowlife scum than you think, sir... just don't go telling everybody.... Its supposed to be MY secret...

1274077744222

Anonymous: how do you expect me to stop for that stop sign, as fast as i was going?

1274080731688

Anonymous: I know what this looks like, but I didn't do it.

1274146452965

Anonymous: I hate them. They deserve to die.

1274173346831

Anonymous: your mom sad i could rape you

1274190635498

Vernin: There was no one around and the crack made me stop caring...she ended up liking it anyways.

1274228007406

Amaranth: Look, I only shot him because when the cop knocked on my window while I slept in the cab I thought he was trying to break in.

1274702751679

Anonymous: I was in love and she was leading me on

1274721730925

TwoFaced: She was already like that when I got her.

1275332102894

Clownichter: I just needed two extra hands

1275365110232

Anonymous: I'm a sick fuck

1275377928440

Anonymous: you shouldnt of hit me in the face with the door then, should you

1275415578648

Anonymous: I just hate you

1275418245691

slikwilly: Baby, I know this looks like I'm fucking your sister, but it's really just a dream! Wooooo, you're dreaming wooooooo! .... Not working? Fuck it, run

1275422246735

anonymous: i had easy access to loads of Zyklon B....

1275422569263

Nickeh43: What can I say? I did it for the lulz.

1275455411417

stureeeds: the fucking rush

1275456386962

fingerofdoom: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT. and ill probably do it again someday.

1280506793622

vigtam: He deserves worse, but this is the best i can do.

1289019439889

Anonymous: newfag

1289079971594

frischhack: ...chickenbutt

1289786082499

vengance: bcuz he doubted my skill and awesomeness so I did it!

1289797947223

Anonymous: She said she was 18!

1289848148491

sickfuck88: because i thought it would be funny soooo FUCK YOU!

1289852881798

Anonymous: i was thirsty

1289853356741

vengance: you mean I DID THAT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... DAMN that was some good weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1289864819788

BnSneky: i fucked ur mother while u where still inside her......sorry.NOT

1289864952967

ElCapitan: b/c in another thread I rolled and had to do it.

1289877714596

Munster: Im a profesional rapist...

1289892860339

Flarp: It's yield was more than 100 times our estimate.

1289896203867

Anonymous: I just wanted to make a funny pic for /b

1289896295762

Anonymess: she would not shut up

1289896410459

Anonymous: look, when your horny you will rub up on anything!

1289896430330

Poor fool: As a kid I tasted a tiny bit of my shit, just because some chick dared me to :P I regret that, although I fucked that girl.

1289956150841

queefly: The goat was flirting with me.

1289957346693

Poorer fool: As a kid this boy tasted a tiny bit of his shit because I dared him to . I think he regretted it later ; although , he seemed to really like it at the time . I let him fuck me in the ass , I didn't want to turn around and show him that I had a penis and really a transvestite .

1289964697682

Poor fool: ^I never heard of a ~13 y.o. transvestite :D She got a kid now.

1290032113387

Poorer Fools Kid: ^^Hi Dad

1290032873703

Poor fool: ^Haha, no, not my kid, she had that kid many years after. She wasn't hot enough for me to want to have children with, and can a 13 y.o. boy impregnate (got sperm?) a girl?

1290033234619

Anonymous: My friend sent me the link

1303435392161

Anonymous: It's not my fault. Society makes kids sexier & sexier these days.

1303440821201

Anonymous: I really DO understand

1303441097435

Rabbie: It was a big boy that did it, and he ran away.

1303462831350

Squirrley1: Just check the titts on her...

1303464045699

Anonymous: my penis was cold. her preteen pussy was warm

1303583054501

gov'na: Those stupid fucking niggers did it

1303661189102

Nimpie: Sorry, but I'm a thoughtless jackass. Someday I'll regret this every time it crosses my mind.

1309556644280

Anonymous: Well, I wanted to stop, but I was out of crack and meth...So yea the head is over there. Thus the begining of my "I kill for crack and meth" store was open...I had to close because I became a weed addict and spent all my crack and meth money on pot. Don't do drugs kids..It fucks up your life. :(

1309586267685

Khalthar: I needed a fap

1309587375514

Anonymous: it was Tuesday

1309588038744

Capt Hard On: i didn't want my Asian father to be disappoint

1309593707775

Milgram: …i was just following orders.

1309622449946

Anonymous: I was so young...

1309645818312

Anonymous: it was her 9th Birthday

1309647547556

Cobra: ...I f*cking hate Mondays.

1309650048213

Anonymous: I did it for the lulz

1309652071812

Anonymous: ....She wouldn't shut up.

1309652622968

Anonymous: it was FAP Friday. oh btw, go fuck yourself with a broomstick.

1309652884676

thisonetime: oh, jezz copper, I swear to drunk i'm not god

1309661474344

anonimoose: i swear im to drunk,i didnt know the damn horse would kick, but he looked so lonely, i had to.

1309661621452

Last_Resort: No way anyone would ever find out

1309671598825

NotSoMuchAnonymous: But I always change "worse" to "worst" whenever needed..

1333649822345

Anonymous: I'm a psychopath, so it doesn't matter

1333649901269

anon anon: .....she looked AT LEAST six?!

1333651227794

Anonymous: I didnt realize he was still holding on...

1333760808418

hello my name is: bcuz i didnt think he'd jump, and i knew he needed to win the bet and use the $$$$ to pay his rent, so...i...just kinda kicked him out the car into freeway traffic in a "helpful manner"

1333777743612

Comic Smarts: My dealer said it was still legal during the first trimester. (I thought he meant childhood (18 / 3 = 6 years old))

1333777965107

StormTrooper: I seriously thought it was the brake pedal.

1333816966349

BnSneky: it was ur mom

1333817898599

Grigoriy: I fucked my eleven year old sister and came too soon.

1334017266869

BoobPirateBob: Well, my math teacher said 5 went into 20, so I thought it would also work the other way around...

1334037831808

Anonymous: its was 4 black guys

1334085842763

Anonymous: No, you gave me herpes!

1334092574501

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Anonymous: jump from an airplane actually.

1272362394149

Pyro: Soon

1272376003663

Pyro: soon with a blunt in one hand a flamethrower in the other and a bitch on my lap

1272376055893

Uncoolio: Shot in bed by an enraged father of Teen-age triplets at 85!

1272386290373

Anonymous: scared and alone!

1272390138825

Anonymous: do not want!

1272392386447

Anonymous: wanna die like my granddad, peacefully in his sleep...and not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car!

1272395225414

the7rafe7: ^ rofl!!

1272399730289

Auriacan: Ok.. first... I want to tie a rope to my hips then a piano wire to my neck, then I want to glue my hands upside down to the sides of my head... Then I want to jump off a roof so that the piano wire will sever my head and all the people walking down the sidewalk will see me all hanging there holding my head in my hands at eye level with the insolent bastards... Heres you fucking TPS report Bitch!

1272433520212

the7rafe7: ^ request was too long they got bored and just gave you the chair

1272470512354

Pyro: ^ Green mile style (w/o wet sponge)

1272493236726

Pyro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBTgFkQskQc not the best but got too bored to find better

1272494197556

the7rafe7: ^ yeah i knew what you were talking about in the first com green mile rox

1272596148667

whale blubber: smoking my weight in weed in a house with the lights on to smokey to see or breath!

1272695222106

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CreepisKryp: I've been dying, since my birthday...Death will be some kind of surprise for me...I hope it's a happy surprise.

1272710050188

the7rafe7: ^ dont be such a baby dude everyone dies

1273045282544

DannDruff: With a nuke on my back in the middle of Soweto

1273253419503

Anonymous: born by the pussy.. ill die by the pussy

1273280197305

technosasquatch: as quickly as possible

1273283225386

llamados0: I don't really see this has a wise and wonderful career move ... however, peacefully in mu sleep!

1277403574286

Bun: laughing, or in my sleep peacefully

1277404325131

Flarp: Now

1277412663751

Grave: who said I do?

1277413151553

yeti.machete.: drowning in jello...

1277495357900

Moongrim: Pussy overload

1277507732867

Anonymous: - after everyone else has.

1277563675550

the7rafe7: ^^ what a faggot

1277565807871

Anonymous: of old age

1277576292882

Anonymous: What the fuck dose "ITT" meen.

1277578475453

vengance: like the north hollywood bank of america robbers , take as many pigs with me as possible

1277578797231

sqwrrl: I want to be shot several times, while holding a battle axe, with a trail of dead bodies behind me.

1277599518552

slikwilly: If there is a way to die of massive orgasmic overload while fucking stadium full of hot, horny, and velumptuous 18-21 yr old models from all the world...... then yeah, I'd choose that

1277601232802

CerealKiller: I want to crash a hi-jacked SWAT helicopter loaded with fuel into a packed day-care center on easter morning. Find them eggs now ya little fuckers!

1277787805634

Anonymous: Well it's kind of complicated. I want to die when I-HHHHHHNNNGGGGGGG

1277804335367

the7rafe7: ^^ theyll have them fried

1278573427297

Blank: at 200mph inside a Mall at the end of a straight street.

1279037602108

Nukubu: Strapped on my motorcycle, doing flatout 185 miles an hour... into a schoolbus full of retarded niggerkids.

1279040886640

Anonymous: whore house heart attack

1279041392379

Anonymous: raped by hulk

1279049451729

Anonymous: nasty accident at work then at least my family can sue

1279052096464

Anonymous: in my bed, filled with good wine,with 3 virgin beauties sucking my cock

1279071235267

Anonymous: right after i finish my first perfect clone

1280014020347

Anonymous: with a bloodied katana in my hand after fighting out an epic battle royale

1283524572245

g-man: cartwheeling thru the gates of heaven on a burning superbike

1283535886343

chrud: with my tv on and a beer in my hand, killed by my song

1283734240469

Anonymous: killed by a jealous husband 1/4 my age

1284525327685

Jesus: Crucifixion

1284529178574

Anonymous: in my sleep.

1284652074463

Anonymous: @1277578475453 - you Noob - ITT = International Titty Twisters / I want to die in a mass orgy of at least a 1000 naked oiled up bodies

1284655264959

the7rafe7: ^ all males

1284655729176

Klaus: on a huge pile of dead niggers

1284663712644

Anonymous: on neptune

1284728795360

Anonymous: shot in the face

1284882238220

Anonymous: ecstasy overdoes

1284882280256

Anonymous: stabbed to death by an impassioned freddie mercury impersonator

1284892800903

Anonymous: get dragged by a z-28 camero while on fire into a giant lake full of misssile launcher barracuda

1285039119430

Anonymous: quickly and in my sleep

1285055474514

the7rafe7: ^ pussy

1285058448963

cybersinner: Of orgasm overload or too many virgins at the same time.

1285072207701

killerinstinct: since it likely will not be quick and painless, I wan't to get pulled over for a minor traffic violation I did not commit, murder the cop and continue killing as many cops as I possibly can untill I'm dead

1285244189322

PeaceFromGer: Killing my mom and than with the dead body run into a skyscraper drive with the lift in the 666th level and jumped out of the fucking window. with my feets first.

1285267398585

loadrunner: on the shitter, elvis style

1285267708384

Anonymous: Blaze of glory and Bullets

1285301808650

daftfreak123: well. i want to w8 till the moon is colonized. then i will off my self and demand the first bural on said moon

1285302700484

Anonymous: Fuckin!

1285302904925

Leashedhate: Now. Shit, I read that wrong?

1285907247730

Anonymous: od on heroin, for sure

1285908293868

Anonymous: ^ True dat. Heroin OD. No pain, suffering. Just a cozy sleep then night night 4ever.

1285909514243

Anonymous: in a shootout with cops

1285909551544

cold: SAVING THE WORLD

1286338337297

Anonymous: I want to murder as many people just like how he does in Rampage and the take off my bulletproof suit and then go to a bunch of cops and be shot to death multiple times.

1287182321477

asian dude: middle of room holding a tommy gun... with the "this is sparta" face... and dead ninjas everywhere...

1288324167185

Anonymous: snu snu

1288338204562

FLARP: Satisfied, confortably, happy, and ready.

1288338449935

Anonymous: in a orgy please X__X

1291951649644

blackal: At the hands of a jealous husband.

1291952334332

rock: with a vest full of explosives run into a supermarket loaded with tourists and then ....no wait?

1291953584447

StormTrooper: Either in my sleep or never

1291958608606

Munster: Killing StormTrooper while he sleeps...

1291965046344

Lickathesplit: With my dick inside her..

1291978442425

BnSneky: fire

1291978564351

Anonymous: frozed in teh snow

1292245136153

Anonymous: shake it like a polaroid pic?

1292245587443

rustproof: BY CANDLEJA-

1292614464545

LionelCosgrove: Old and fucked up 10.000 Times by life ! ;)

1292614723603

parasol: like kionel said. that way maybe ill just fall into a deep sleep one day.

1292614834578

rustproof: ▲

1292621031602

rustproof: ▲ ▲

1292621054523

Anonymous: fail

1292621063186

StormTrooper: ..the fuck I do to you, Munster? Screw off.

1292630098725

Munster

1292832396286

Grammpaw: Having lived a full life.

1292843689491

StormTrooper: ^^LMFAO!

1292869600972

vengance: in a high-speed-cross-country-police-chase car wreck that will be covered on national news :)

1292876272751

anonymule

like this, squashed by a john deere gator, LOL!

1292876381523

Anonymous: me vs 2 girls mud wresling

1292911072833

leashedHATE: Now.

1293688664557

LionelCosgrove: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-01-30/1233345408454.gif

1293688789753

Anonymous: fighting in a war. hopefully, world war 3. and i wanna get the medal of honor for my death. you know, like throw myself on a grenade or something.

1297579827494

Anonymous: In my sleep. soon.

1297617763131

Anonymous: Be a suicide bomber so I'll get 21 virgins!

1297622245839

user775: get shoot by policemen as I press the button to fire nuclear bombs world wide........

1297622385506

Anonymous: Without looking at you.

1297802073224

Doyousmell: Being tickled to death by my gf....

1297802576174

Disruptive: OD on heroin

1297812933954

crazyassmofo: Lung cancer(it's how i'm gonna die)

1297828380658

Anonymous: Dying of a heart attack after (or during) banging everyone's mother!

1297837730813

Anonymous: Slowly. Painfully. Screaming.. oh, wait. That's how I want my LANDLORD to die!

1297839967300

Cunt81: Having sex with 20 beautiful women at the same time.

1299040106113

TinFoilHatGuy: The lunatic is in the hall. The lunatics are in my hall. The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more. And if the dam breaks open many years too soon And if there is no room upon the hill And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

1299051188230

Anonymous: 80 Megaton explosion where I live while Miley Cyrus's younger sister is jamming her fist up my ass

1299112838383

Disruptive: I still say OD on HEROIN!! best drug EVER!!

1299129669191

Anonymous: with the world at peace..

1311023500392

Anonymous: injecting myself with dmt and jumping out of the airlock at that space station

1311043605982

Midgeinc: In a blaze of glory!

1311079599277

Squirrley1: 1272395225414 two thumbs up... :)))Full of win...

1311079834196

chumpno1: drown in a vat of beer. ill get out 3 times for a piss b4 i finally die

1311079958381

Captngeetch: Without voiding my bowels and high as a mutha fucka

1311106899276

Anonymous: hopefully asleep, not like the screaming passengers in my car

1311212248913

Anonymous: mentally ill nigger forcibly blowing air into my skanky white vagina until my uterus is ruptured

1311214966624

danielsimba: smothered by a chubby belly

1311220349769

Anonymous: Sexual exhaustion, with a bunch of catamites and concubines.

1316782752422

LastResort: Brain anuerysm while fucking two incredibly hot asian girls

1316803815331

Anonymous: hunkered down with a bottle of absinthe, freezing in the snow

1316849501368

Anonymous: Immortally.

1316872024135

Anonymous: modify previous post here. drunkenly slit wrists in frozen forest over lost true love

1317108209560

Penis Mcpenis: Firing two shotguns in the Air simultaneously while fucking a hot bitch and ejaculating out of every pore in my body...

1317264487773

Anonymous: ^ American? lol

1317264942549

BogFlogger: satisfied that I've done it all.

1322814084705

Tweety: Boob suffocation

1322822700337

TatMike: clown sex

1322832718894

Anonymous: taking everyone else with me!!! XDDD

1327808295253

Anonymous: Cornbread.

1327985992844

The Original Spoon

<--not like this, preferably

1334004399292

bulbasaur111919: Like a mother fucking hero.

1334007844280

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Homophobes of /b/: - Explain to me what is so wrong with being GAY?

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iprobablyhateyou: you stick your dick in other guys assholes

1289885170667

Anonymous: you think pussy is gross.

1289885539515

Anonymous: you act like fags

1289886009449

rome_: we do have the fucking buttholes thing in common, but i wanna have kids someday

1289886056676

Anonymous: the fact is it's a psycholgical and physical deviance that results in segra-social behaviour; it's not "special" or desirable, it's rather pathetic really...

1289888492505

Cuntfux: Because you make dumb ass posts like this one...

1289898527597

Flarp: I think I have got to agree with Cuntfux. I really don't care where you park your genitals. It's the damned drum beating, parade chanting, glow in the fucking dark rainbow attention whore fest, bull shit that most people get iratated with. I am straight. Those prior three words are my only 'outwardly celebration of it.

1289899043698

Flarp: Why is it that so many gay people have to claim a natural prismatic function of light for a lifestyle with an unnatural act? You being gay means nothing to me. It's all the gay people shoving shit down everyone's throat that pisses people off about gays.

1289899071723

Cuntfux: ^^ Agreed. I don't care what holes you poke. It's not that people hate you, it's that you must feel ashamed and guilty on your own accord to think that you have to justify your sexuality by prancing around telling everyone that "you're gay and proud" when in fact they don't give a rats ass.

1289899362784

chumpno1

1289905637390

Warg: umm.... DEY EAT DA POOPOO.

1289908077404

sickfuck88:

1289932135194

ajmisback: your a corn miner! and thats disgusting

1289932671228

Grund1e: # 1723 - DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

1289933329142

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YuLiekPicturz: its unnatural duh

1289938071610

defeat: Unnatural..? Pretty sure humans are the only animals doing it.

1289941776383

SLIPPY: ^ oh boy get ready to be wrong

1289941920932

SLIPPY

1289942045579

Anonymous: @3698: like the civil rights movement and the women's liberation movement, oppressed groups can be obnoxious when they stand up and "act out" with the newfound hope of being equally deserving of social acceptance. Having to put up with their antics is nothing compared to what they've had to endure. Curious how these 3 groups are the most mocked on this site. @2505: learn 2 compassion.

1289953518451

Anonymous: like religion, you seem to want to shove it down our throats...

1289954714993

Kib420: chumpno1...shopped? god i hope so

1289968228672

Flarp: It's not the homosexuality. It's the fucking gheyness

1290752276354

Pyro: nothing.....i just make the jokes yall niggas alright in my book.....so long as we keep our relationship at "Just friends"

1290841333271

Phadrus: I kinda agree with most of the above. I'm somewhat gay and could never understand the whole "gay pride" thing. Same rights as everyone = yea. Same right to be miserable in a marriage just like straight people = yea. You don't have to be gay to poke someone in the pooper; just kinky.

1290865522243

Munster

Yeah, tell me about it...

1291804973763

admackbar: if everyone were gay that would be the end of the human race. 2 penises dont make a baby. however lesbians are hot

1291805163429

Lickathesplit: Nothing, but don't come begging for adopted children...

1291813628951

Phadrus: Admackbar>> Yes. If everyone was gay, there would be no children. (Short pause. Holds hand to ear.) This just in. I have been told that gay people DO have children, not just adopted children but children of their own. More on this fascinating development as it happens or we learn more. Back to you, Jane.

1291818632493

Lickathesplit: ^your right, first they marry, then acknowledge their feelings, divorce, result is childrens uncertain view to the other partner from former marriage, and the world in general, being bullyed at school and shit.. No worry's here though, i think the world needs some gay kindness, back to you Tarzanian devil..

1291823665357

Frenchie: It's against nature

1291910333658

Phadrus: Against nature. Are you sure?

1291911296117

Anonymous: cause you guys are just a bunch of fucking panziez, who want acceptance from us straight people to go suck a dick, well fuck you, you crybaby homos, you wanna go suck a dick, suck a dick, but fuck you when it comes to the everybody has to accept me or ill be a crybaby homo shit

1291915879572

Anonymous: hows that for straight to the fucking point

1291915972635

Anonymous: chumpno1 = WIN!!!

1291916305917

Zorro: AIDSS

1291916399442

Hitman 47: The only reason gay people do pride parades is because fuckin inbred southerners and republicans talk shit about them and hate them just for being gay.

1291923696633

Phadrus

STOP PICKING ON ME, GUYS!!! I have tender feelings. *sob*

1292001686595

Anonymous: Gay people make me unconfortable. I'm always afraid they'll try to molest me or something...

1292002044806

Frenchie: yeah i'm sure, if it was natural, everybody will had the same sex

1292002966119

Phadrus: You know, I've been sitting here trying to think of something witty and wise to crack at the above comments. I'm just drawing a blank. I just can't think of anything....

1292003453499

Phadrus

Gay people make me unconfortable. I'm always afraid they'll try to molest me or something... *hopefully*

1292003693903

blackal: Being gay is queer.

1292004440997

Anonymous: Y'all throw a ball like girls!

1292023877396

Anonymous: Can't stand the "trance" music!

1292024487712

Anonymous: fucking turd burglars

1292032948844

Anonymous: Being queer is gay.

1292033256682

PUSSYSLAYER: gay presit molested my teacher

1292048219667

Anonymous: i compartmentalise my h8 towards the ghey monority. that way i can walk the streets. an litter. ack. loiter. on strt crnrs

1292048419697

defeat: ^wut

1292048464452

Anonymous: I'd don't care if you take it in the ass....but stop ACTING like a fag. It just makes me want to punch you in the head!

1292049664164

defeat: Stop acting like a straight.. makes me want to act more like a queer.

1292049700437

Anonymous: funny thing: nly guys think i act like a fag, girls get wet and think i might just turn their bf into a eunich if they get too close on the dance floor. u b the judge.

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Alastair Bryden: Unicorn and rainbow posters and shit on your dick and assless chaps and Backstreet Boys or Justin Beiber music

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Anonymous: i love sucking cock as much as i love playing with mine

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that-guy-named: you walk around with a carrot in your ass

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Mrbadabing: Bunch of ignorant, bigoted, racist assholes. Go back to jerking off on ur bibles and mammies dirty underwear. Toughest s.o.b. I ever met was a para and meaner/tougher than any of u wankers, more educated (no doubt) and generally good human being. It used to crack me up watching him kick the shit out of several redneck ignoramuses at once. This site is utter shit, a gathering place for the mentally

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Anonymous: ^^What a shit packer

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that-guy-named: but still you guys walk with carrots in your ass

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Munster

Please, tell me more about it...

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Phadrus: Correction. We don't walk around as if we have carrots in our ass. We walk around as if someone just pulled the carrot OUT of our ass. Thank you.

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Anonymous: shut the fuck up with your questions faggot

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Anonymous: LOVE the GAYS

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Mankind Sucks: I don't care if you suck cock, but when you act like a fag, and talk with that annoying fucking vocal inflection, I just want to punch you repeatedly in the head until you shut the fuck up!

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Anonymous: I don't dislike gays, I bat for the same team myself, but I do dislike flamers. I also hate people like Paulie D. By the way, gay parades are like the nigger parades.

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internets: all gays should be gas chambered

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Munster

Ohhh come on...

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onlylogical: Stop flirting with strait guys at work It's creeps them out and everytime they see your rupaul ass coming their way It makes them feel sick.

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Phadrus: Well, you know, if they don't like someone, they can just let them know in casual conversation that they are "taken" or somehow not interested. Don't blame someone else because you don't have the balls to say what you think.

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Anonymous

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gypsygreen: fags are the new niggers

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chrud: it's not like we heteros can have a parade extolling the virtues of fucking pussy. that's sexist. you fags are the haters! lulz

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Anonymous: because you are unnatural, wich makes you a failure of the nature. Born being a fag? ok karma really fucked you up

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BlazinWeed: Faggotts are the most dirty race in the whole world. they are full of disgrace and shame. Gay ppl should be Stoned to death.

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the7rafe7: GAYS TOOK THE RAINBOW! GIVE US BACK OUR DUCKING RAINBOW!!!

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crazyassmofo: Fags are worse than Niggers,Check AND Mate.

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Anonymous: The Bible says it's wrong-oh wait, no it didn't. No one knows what the line in the Bible we interpreted as "thou shalt not gay" actually means. Also, having a gay man in the immediate family is a sign that you are 2x as fertile as other women/men

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anon: um... simple... poo poo is bad... don't eat it or put it on your pee pee

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Anonymous: nothing wrong per say....they're just annoying as fuck!

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anonymous: gay guys can be douches, but bisexuals are aweseome.

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Anonymous: You don't like pussy, then something must be wrong with you and with Catholic priests

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Anonymous: 1:0 Europe!

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TinFoilHatGuy: Jeff Kingsbury

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rock: i haz nothing personaly gainst gays...i just dont want them in my neighborhood

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Anonymous: I have no problem with gay guys. They are just like me and you yet they like to fuck asses or get fucked in asses. Its the flaming faggots I hate. They act like idiots in an attempt to act female. And they are just annoying as fuck in general.

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tokunbo: becos it aint nice to fuk your fellow man in the ass

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Anonymous: seems to be a great deal of repressed gayness here...

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Uncle Harvey: If you have to ask, you're too gay to understand

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CheeseofdarknesS: cuz its like if you were pooing backwards

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Anonymous: Michael Moore is why

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Chrijz: Because they have a mental disease, wanting to put a dick up a man's ass...

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Anonymous: it's like taking a shit over and over and over.......ahhhhhhh, yes

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Feefdoodle: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ this

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PUSSYSLAYER: infinite shitting

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Anonymous: The problem with gays is that I secretly hate myself and want to channel that anger onto a group of people who are different.

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Feefdoodle: no one is going to take the time to see what i was talking about

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Wr104Gamma: population control, won't steal my girlfriend, have excellent taste, and can line up the back of my fade.. Doesn't bother me any but you can't babysit my son

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Anonymous: Faggotry's fine: it's nature's way of preventing the degenerates from breeding.

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Anonymous: There's no "gay gene" btw. But there is an "excellent interior design" gene that seems to affect most of them.

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precious: I don't understand gay people because: what is the difference between transexual and shemale ?

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Anonymous: ^ google it moron

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precious: ^ does google know more than god ?

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Anonymous: ^ must be the product of inbreed

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precious: ^ must be from USA and got a butthurt

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Alkarnur: It's not so much the sexual act as the values that accompany it. Homosexuality, whether male or female, carries in its bowels the hatred/resentment of the opposite sex. It promotes (whether knowingly or not) a culture that is anti-heterosexual and against the "traditional" (more like the "biology-sanctioned") versions of masculinity and femininity. It is also symptomatic of a culture that despises

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Alkarnur: ...masculinity, namely the West. Whether we like it or not, competitiveness, aggressiveness, protectiveness, bravery and a bunch of other male values and stuff, e.g. strong attraction to women come in a package we call "masculinity", they can't be fragmented. They are very strongly correlated. I'm not a a homophobe, I'm anti-homosexual. I also don't appreciate how mainstream heterophobia has becom

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Alkarnur: ...especially among liberals. Homosexuals presume that all opposition to homsexuality is Bible-based, it's not. I'm antitheist and I have very strong secular and family values. You're looking for an answer that's beyond the scope of comments on C4C.

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Anonymous: its unnatural .... mother nature probaly disaprovea

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Anonymous: its unnatural .... mother nature probaly disaproves

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Anonymous: ^^^ agreed

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honghavok: AIDS/HIV.

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Anonymous: If you knew the price for sexual perversion you would think twice, even thrice...

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Did you know: BlazinWeed is a Arab. No Exceptions!

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MrPerspective: I don't fuck women's asses either. I think it's equally gross. (Well... almost. Less hairy body = less gross.)

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Anonymous: You wanna know what's wrong with being gay? Go to a "Pride" parade and look at the sick fucks walking around with their balls hanging out, dildos stuck to their heads, wearing gimp suits, etc. That's not being gay, that's being obnoxious and offensive, and it's what your sexuality has been glorified as.

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Midgeinc: ^ well said dude. In a nutshell.

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Anonymous: nothing

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Anonymous: Successful troll is successful

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Anonymous: Most people on the world dont care about who fucks whom, i mean if you like it up the ass, have it your way, but why the fuck do you faggots have to tell everyone around you. I dont see me wearing a T-Shirt with the line: "I like to fuck vaginas", so you faggots just shut up and live your life without pressing the homosexuality all around you.

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HWood: silly faggots - dix r 4 chix!!

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Alkarnur: Heterosexuality and homosexuality don't mix, either both mother and father are indispensible or they can be replaced (as homosexuals do, with two "daddies" or two "mommies") or removed (as feminism does by removing fathers from families via anti-male divorce).

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Alkarnur: *by FORCIBLY (and without consent) removing fathers from families...

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niggapleaz: ^^ Cool story bro! :)

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froggywentacortn: sucking dick

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Anonymous: u mad gayfags?

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Anonymous: During a statistical analysis during the 80's, it was found that gay male penises were on average 1/3" proportionally bigger than straight male penises.

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Anonymous: it makes your dick stink

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As-whole: #1 reason: your asshole is not meant to have anything stuck up it, only for poop to come out. #2 can't make a baby would've never survived as humans without that #3 you will go to hell if you believe in Christianity. Read the bible, it says it straight plain English for all you dumb gays thinking God loves everyone lmao. Idiots.

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MrPerspective: So... in order to not go to Hell I just have to not believe in all that bigot shit? NICE! Done. :-)

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Anonymous: Yet what breeders do to women is far worse.

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Anonymous: Not a damn thing. Close your eyes and an asshole is an asshole and a mouth is a mouth. So either bend over or suck my dick.

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Anonymous: My opinion is irrelevant to your choices. But you are questioning your lifestyle by asking me for approval. And that is a rather clear indicator that you yourself believe something to be wrong with it.

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Anonymous: Homophobes don't like the notion of being the subject of sexual harassment.

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Anonymous: I think the fact that most gay porn actors claim to be straight but gay for pay is bullshit because a real straight man wouldn't enjoy getting a cock up his ass. If he accepts the fact he's gay it's fine but if you deny what you are, then you suck!

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Lexicon: Worst thing about being gay is the worst thing of any other PERSONAL choice someone makes (eg religion, politics, etc): Constantly trying to force other people to go beyond tolerance to acceptance.

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HWood: S-Y-P-H-I-L-I-C. Case closed....

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Syphilic: ^u mad?

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Anonymous: Cause looking at guys does absolutely nothing to my dick. Yet just thinking about HWood naked on her bed ramming a big black horse size dildo up her wet little cunt makes my dick go BOING!!!

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Anonymous: the vagina makes natural juives that accept the penis(going wet). the anus doesn't. the anus also contains an unnaturally high amount of bacteria. the anus also doesn't open naturally like the vagina, and gets "stretched". also all fags are just fucking sick.

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Anonymous: Everything /thread

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Anonymous: Gay Pride day's....who fucking cares...hey I'm a fag!....so fucking what you pole smoking disease bag.....

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Anonymous: Because it's your fag asses that make SANCTORUM!

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Anonymous: i know this is off topic but further up in this thread is a pic of a seriously ugly woman - look at this do the h t t p thing then add //pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=77785

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Moongrim: People Hate what they're jealous of.

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Anonymous: Being gay doesn't boter me, but why do you have to talk lik that? I supposed to believe all gay people were born with a lisp?

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Anonymous: You're not "gay", you're a bunch of sick, perverted faggots. The reason I hate faggots is the same reason I hate drug addicts.

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Bunglicker: BlazinWeed, Syphilic. Nuff said.

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Anonymous: meh?

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Anonymous: What is so wrong with being GAY? ... The FACT that you ARE gay.

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Anonymous: It's not that we're homophobes, it's just that we are not into chicks with hair on their tits, and dudes playing with each other's ass.

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Anonymous: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^...other than that, we have no strong opinion.

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Anonymous: means you are also an AMERICUNT

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Anonymous: Gay= Awesome , Straight= Meh.

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Spartak: all

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Anonymous: emotional imbalance, impaired perception of gender roles/identity, against the biological norm, tightly knit to other psychological disorders.

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anon anon: ....actually its a good question to ask. . . Mostly, joe public is just assumed to be anti-gay (and treated as such) - - - maybe these gay activists should ask THMSELVES this question, as they seem to be the ones banging on about it......?

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anon anon: ...AND....wats with not loving pussy? man,really?

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Anonymous: GAy people are sick nasty

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Anonymous: My balls smell like bacon

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Anonymous: it is unnatural and against the evolution...

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Kuder: Homosexuality is known in over 400 Species, Homophobia in only one. So what is unnatural? Think about it. (By the way, i am straight.)

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Anonymous: theres some spiders that dont mix their DNAs, all same DNA stuff reproduction - they're onesexual - maybe it would be more useful for humanity to become one gender

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Anti-PC: Humans would´ve died out if everyone were faggots, which proves it´s just wrong to be a filthy faggot. Although most people are assholes (especially negroids, semites (jewboys and arabs) and gypsies), so maybe it´s for the better that humans die out.

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Arschloch33: 6676 has a point (but strictly speaking, I shouldn't answer as I haven't been asked)

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Redrocco: I would like to see Tim Burton remake "A clockwork Orange" for one

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Anonymous: "Cat Ballou" remade by the Cohen brothers

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Anonymous: To kill a Mocking Bird...remade by Disney.

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Redrocco: ^^that would rock

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balls420: motel hell

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Anonymous: something by that madman, david lynch.

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Anonymous: iron man 2

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iprobablyhateyou: youth in revolt

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Anonymous: IN DIANA JONES

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Anonymous: all of the harry potter movies except the first one

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Anonymous: the hulk, they both sucked balls

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Anonymous: David Lynch remakes "Mel Brooks' History of the World: Part 1"

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Anonymous: John Waters remakes "Frank Miller's 300"

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Redrocco: "a face in the crowd" except make andy griffith's character a rw talk radio guy instead of a singer

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Anonymous: The life and times of Chan4chan

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Sasi: "Triumph des Willens" remade by Woody Allen.

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SickNote: Life of Brian

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the7rafe7: brokeback mountain

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the7rafe7: lololololol

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cybersinner: The Stand : Complete and Uncut with Tim Burton as Director.

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DarwinFuckMuslims: Hulk by James Cameron

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Anonymous: Stephen King's It

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WhiteShark: Salò e le 120 giornate di Sodoma plez

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absinthe: Oldboy remade by Joss Whedon...or The Elephant Man by Guillermo del toro

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Anonymous: Big Trouble In Little China by Michael Bay

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Warg: NIGHT OF THE LEPUS.

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Anonymous: Der Ewige Jude made by Steven Spielberg

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Raptor Jesus: Iron man 2 << it sucked big balls, lots of wasted potential

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Anonymous: GUNGADIN!!!!!!!!

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ElCapitan: It's a trick question...hollywood remakes = fail

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Anonymous: ^agree. and indiana jones, without the aliens or him being a senilefag

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Anonymous: Agree with Stephen King's "It", that would be awesome.

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yeti.machete: call of cthulhu...in 3-D

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Anon57: Finding Emo - redo it with a fish with a bad haircut, maybe R. Pattinson in lead as a deep brooding fish no one understands... and make it sparkly

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Anonymous: Inception

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Redrocco: Damnation Alley

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Anonymous: star wars

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FUBARWURMOM: Schindler's List: They made it too comical

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Anonymous: I think Maximum Overdrive is due for a remake.

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vengance: Wheels OF TERROR! only with the original car

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Anonymous: remake the karate kid remake except raise miagi from the dead

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Anonymous: UHF and The Three Amigos

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morejava: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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Redrocco: ^who would you cast in the roles Peter sellers played?

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so_what_if___: live action version of Akira

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CerealKiller: Caligula

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Limerick: Anon fails at cinema.

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Hank Shanker: Boss Nigger.

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Niklas: Dersu Uzala remade by Boaz Davidson (the director of American Cyborg: Steel Warrior)

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Limerick: Avatar in technicolor.

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TronCrapper: Schindler’s List, by the guy who did the script for Poltergeist and the Goonies and who directed Jurassic Park. Oh, wait

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Nickeh43: So, I'm thinking if it has to be remade it probably wasn't that great to begin with.

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Grave: "Be Kind, Rewind"

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NORWAYchan: ^worst movie i've ever seen

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Redrocco: ^^^ no nickeh, think classic but dated, I can think of several movies that could benefit

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loadrunner: godzirra

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Anonymous: 'signs' - i just want to get everyone who was involved in the first one back together again - and then kill everyone for making that piece of shit in the first place

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Bongochops: Judd Apatow to remake Schindler's List

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Anonymous: Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom

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Anonymous: Treasure Island by Peter Jackson

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Anonymous: videodrome

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weeone: videodrome is being remade

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Clownichter: FUBARWURMOM u made my day

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Leashedhate: Peewee's big adventure.

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ivorylc: Superman series

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Greeft: Hell Comes To Frogtown

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XENU: Roddy Piper woudl have to be in it still, though

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Greeft: Yes of course, but they'd probably put The Rock in it instead and it would immediately become a big pile of homosex.

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Attention Horse: Hmmm I don't know... A lot of the younger generation actors these days suck. Blake lively? WTF? Ugly, boring and untalented.

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Tyrone: I be lovin dolemite they shud bring dat shit back fo realz

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PublicService: GOONIES!!!

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Tattoos: Boss Nigger with Ving Rhames in the leading role.

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BnSneky: plan 9 from outer space

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Captngeetch: The Stand...

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Greeft: Texas Chainsaw Hookers.

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Cock Wrangler: 54 or the doors... But most remakes suck

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Anonymous!? really?: Jurrasic Park

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Segrian: Gayniggers from Outer Space

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Greeft: Piranha Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death (U.S. Title - Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death)

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Greeft: The Imp

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Alkarnur: Avatar remade, with a scene where the entire Navi tribe is "bonding" meaning having an orgy, with each other, with humans, with Pandora anmals, with plants...

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Anonymous: Gigli

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Nimpie: Catwoman. How can a flick about superpowered leather-clad cheesecake wielding a whip turn out soooo bad?

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Doc. Mengele: Der Ewige Jude made by Steven Spielberg !

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Weed: I Am Legend.

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eyedol: WTF is ITT?

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Anonymous: ^lulz

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Doc. Mengele: ^ without the DumboEars-Nigger yes...

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Anonymous: Hannah Montana the Movie

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Korzo: Starship Troopers... directed by Neill Blomkamp.

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Anonymous: tango and cash.....

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Anonymous: ET: the extra testicle

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FourChanFour: The Hangover 2

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crazyassmofo: Cannibal Holocaust: using niggers and hot asian women having sex inserting stones and watermelons into their ass

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Last_Resort: David Lynch directing Return of the Jedi the way he was supposed to in the first place

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zORRO: TWILIGHT with real vampires!

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Anonymous: Der Ewige Jude made by Jewish Rapist Roman Polanski

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gov'na: lawnmower man

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Anonymous: The first two Dragon Ball installments based on the manga series. This time, no white American actor will be Son Goku.

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RubberG: Anything without niggers. The nigger worship in Hollywood is sickening.

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Cunt81: "The Unknown". A 1926 silent horror movie by Tod Browning starring Joan Crawford and Lon Chaney Jr.

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Ceesaurus: The Abyss, An American werewolf in London, Black cat/ White cat, Lola Rennt, E.T. and The Driver. As for series ; Firefly and X files, but they can always make a serie of Cheech and Chong..

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Anonymous: Deep Throat

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Anonymous: The one I took of my sister in the shower with my dad 43 years ago.

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Anonymous: Schindler's List

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MadNiggerish: Cock Monsters Barnyard Blowout 42, Buckets of Horse Semen Bonus Edition

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Anonymous: Starwars prequels.

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Anonymous: Agree on the SW prequels, made by someone who really loves SW

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Anonymous: John Carter - by somefag who actually has read the fucking book

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Anonymous: 2001 space odyssey would never be like the original but the potential for a good movie is still there

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Anonymous: Swiss Family Robinson

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sausage: 2001 wont ever be remade, for the same reason a clockwork orange wont be. kubrick

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Korzo: Starship Troopers by Niell Blomkamp

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Anonymous: Total recall... oh wait

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Archie Spunker: Behind the green door

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bulbasaur111919: The souless Holywood remakes of The Wicker Man and The Omen.

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clivenhime: Super 8.

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bulbasaur111919: @7125 they need to remake that remake quick. Set the fucker back on Mars.

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MAELSTHUR: the shinig

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MAELSTHUR: or IT... I think... yes IT !

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Anonymous: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO SEE TIM BURTON REMAKE A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, WTF U STUPID SACK OF SHIT, ITS SAD THAT HOLLYWOOD CATERS TO FUCKING UNCULTURED INGORANT KIDS LIKE YOU, TIM BURTON IS A FUCKING HACK WITH 3 GOOD MOVIES THAT GOT OLD AS SOON AS THEY CAME OUT

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darkstan: ^You know nothing of film.

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trigger: star wars 1 - 3

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Queefly: Deep Throat, starring Lindsey Lohan. The only way she'll be in a movie again is if she's sucking a fat cock on camera.

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El Capitan

Twilight

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El Capitan: Shindler's List... With Zombies!

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Anonymous: fuck remakes, write new shit, use unknown actors, keep it film and art not a fucking business.... (ratio the amount of PG-13 movies being made to the amount of R-rated, why because more ppl can see PG 13)

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Atheists: What year is it?

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Anonymous: Ehm... you don't have to believe in God to acknowledge that the gregorian calendar... after all it's just a numeric system that keeps track of the rotaions of the earth around itself, around the sun, etc. and helps people plan and schedule future interation with each other... it can be used without accepting, refering to or even thinking about God or his bastard son

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Zero: It's 2010 CE. (common era) look it up

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Anonymous: the year you finally gtfo!

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Anonymous: Jesus wasnt born on year 0 (or one) check it up.

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killzMinuz9: this year, and it is today, yesterday was yesterday, and tomorrow will be tomorrow, and it is still today

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Anonymous: whether you call it 'common era' or not doesn't matter, it's still based on the day of Jesus' birth. They've just changed the name. I'm still an atheist though, I accept some guy called Jesus was probably born then, jsut htat he's not the son of a false god.

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Anonymous: It does not matter if we use the gregorian, roman or mayan calendar... it doesn't matter if it started on this, that or another guy's birthday... all that matters is that we all agree to use the same system

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Sparty: is that the 4010 since the dead of dinosurus?

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Anon: irrelevant

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Anonymous: anon2 there was no year zero he was born about four years lATER

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Anonymous: 4707. year of tiger

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danganon: happy zombie jesus weekend

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Anonymous: In the year 2525 if man is still alive.

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Anonymous: atually it wouldnt be CE cause thats still after christ its just a non religous way of sayin it

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Anonymous: OMG! first post is so fuucking dumb. fuck u Einstein

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Anonymous: 2010.......what?

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daddyd: actually, first post pretty much nailed it.

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insurgent: go fuck yourselves jesus-freaks!

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insurgent: remember you stupid fucks that there is no hell worse than what we live on earth. if there was, I would be there torturing you.

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Anonymous: the Year is a man made number based upon an old religious belief.

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Anonymous: zero

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Warg: I'm not an Atheist, but I think its... 2010 anno yersina pestis spiritus (roughly, "in the years of the spiritual plague")

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Anonymous: It's 2010, do you know where your God is?

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Anonymous: nigger

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Anonymous: 2010 CE.

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kinganonymous: ^ and now 2010.

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Anonymous: Its the one after the previous year.

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mkvette: 6760 (Babylonian Calender)

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SickNote: The Earth as an accreted celestial body of roughly the same size as exists today, was formed roughly 4.567 billion years ago as concluded by current scientific evidence. So the year is 4.567 billion

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raven: who cares? lol

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Moongrim: What day is it? Wednesday, named after Wotan/Odin. Hmmmm

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Greeft: 2009, there was no year zero (went straight from 1B.C. to 1A.D.) so everybody, even Christian cunt celebrated the 2nd millenium a year early.

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Anonymous: 1.37x10^10 (Birth of the Universe)

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FuCkNuT: 15,486,129,048 A.B.(After the Big Bang)

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Anonymous: 2 years before new era

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anarcacist: the year of yo mama!

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phojes69: well known fact that jewsus wasnt born on december 25 2010 years ago /b/tard

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AGENTDORK: CAWK

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Deth: it dosnt relly matter cuz your "GOD" dosnt exsist. 0.o

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Anonymous: its exactly 2010 years after that one guy was born in that one place and did something. answer your question?

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Anonymous: It's THIS year

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Anonymous: Its sad that theiest dont know what year it is

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Flarp: T -1.5

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sqwrrl: 31

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Furore23: Time you got a watch, dickhead.

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SteakMittens: Type 'a universe from nothing' into youtube. It is 13.72bn years old.

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Anonymous: It is the year 1 AM. (After Michael)

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Anonymous: No it is a 1 year .I belive in Obama . LOL

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Anonymous: It's Heisei 22, of course!

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Anonymous: Im not an atheist, or any of your custom words made to classify and give an explanation of why a person or people don't believe in your holy-wonderfullness, the mythical creature from the skies that lives for eternity and listens to every one of the self indulging prayers about what you think you deserve, which you never do anything to obtain, because your god shall provide.

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Anonymous: Religions monkeys, who decided to correct your traditionnal holy calendar because people started to find strange to have snow in the middle of August?

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Anonymous: Spock? Sulu? I'm to busy ...err....captaining for this shit. What stardate is it?

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Anonymous: Julian Calendar 2010

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Anonymous: This attempt to put atheists to test is stupid lol. So if we accept that it's 2010, does that mean we recognize Jesus existed? No way, are you a moron? Common people invented this calendar, just as they invented the bible. This is the same as opening a page in the bible, asking someone to read it and then going "AHA!!! Then it's true, see? You're wrong!" Religious people are so gullible.

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Anonymous: OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!!! JESUS WAS REAL!!! HE JUST WASN'T HOLY OR SPECIAL OR WHATEVER, HE WAS JUST A NORMAL DUDE THAT WAS DECLARED SPECIAL VIA A VOTE!!!

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Anonymous: ^ Nailed it! And I live in the year 2010, dont care who, what, or by what religious belief the year was calculated... It is a well known measurement of time and until something makes EVERYONE IN THE WORLD think we should measure the increments of time differently or by different numbers, I'll stay in the year 2010. (or until 2011)

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Anonymous: Christians: The earth is round

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Anonymous: i dunno lol

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Anonymous: potato

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so_what_if___: brain damage destroyed what you know. its a fact. if you die, all you know in your brain is destroyed. so no heaven, just the wishfull thinking for one as religious morons are so scared of the reality of death. so they need the big mommy skirt of a religion to hide under. damn cowards cant face reality. THERE IS NO LIFE AFTER DEATH!!! thats what procreation is for.

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Flarp: t minus 1.5 and counting

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Anonymous: Let's ask this to non-atheists: where is the birth certificate of your so called mortal god?

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Wr104gamma: Time is intangible... As a drugged out hippy learned on the train, Its all the same fking day, man...

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Anonymous: oh fuck guys, the bible bashers got us here. we all better convert

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DESU: Happy new year. It's 5711

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Anonymous: Happy Birthday to meeeeeeee

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Flarp: AD2101

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Anonymous: 2066 vikram samvat

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Anonymous: If god's calander is so great then why do we have to add a day every four years, at least the mayan calander was accurate.

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Anonymous: Fuck the Year, once you run out of Priests, Your gonna be digging your own fucking grave.

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cv0712d: What's the difference?

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Anonymous: celestial or anomalous year?

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YuLiekPicturz: year of the atheist

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Alkarnur: 2010, Year of the Hyundai. Look it up.

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Anonymous: 14010 <3

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Anonymous: year to stop posting

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Dagensnyheter: 2010 years after a jewish fairytale.

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darkstan: God is a drag, man.

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FLARP: 974729910 Year of the Jumangi Wombat

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Rorix: Dunno...1965?

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Anonymous: time for you to SHUTUP.

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Anonymous: What is the year of Jesus's birth ? Zero ? One ? -1 ? Remember Year zero don't exist. !

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leashedhate: xtians, get to work on a full tank of Jesus today?

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Anonymous: If religion didn't fuck up our history, we would have a decent calendar starting with something meaningful.

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Lickathesplit: What is the number of Earth's orbital periods around the sun you ask ?? how the hell should i know, ask a scientist asshole, for i don't know fuck about math !!!

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Lickathesplit: Yeehaaaaaaa, i am red again, deleted my profile here some days ago, regretted it and asked for restoration, you should see my pic on my profile now, how this karma thing work anyway ???

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Trollzwin: the year that jesus wasnt real? TROLL WIN

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Greeft: Last year +1.

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rock: and scarily for me if its still thusday for you its already friday lunchtime for me.How are you guys ever gunna catch up?I'm already living in your future no matter what you call it.To visit you I would have to go back in time?

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Munster: ▲

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Munster: ▲▲

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Anonymous: 5386 B.C

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sohceye: It is the fucking year of living dangerously, AGAIN.

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Lickathesplit: 2011, year of Lickathesplit ! Owned ! Zero, Anonymous, Alkarnur,

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Kirk Diggler: 4,597,386,773 This is the current year now can we fucking move on?

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Weed: Who cares?

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Wr104Gamma: before jesus there was no time.. Everyone kept wondering why crops wouldn't fruit and they kept missing 4:20

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Anonymous: hmmmm. Christians: What Day is it? In case this is too subtle Wednesday is Odin's, Thursday is Thor's, Friday is Freya's, Saturday is Saturn's, Sunday is Sun day, Monday is Moon day, and tuesday is Tyr's day. I guess you are all pagan vikings with a pinch of greek.

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Anonymous: Women are generally speaking absolutely unstable and out of their god damn fucking mind nuts... also they dont like anal for some reason

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lily84: hey, i am out of my fucking mind but i like anal

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Anonymous: years since what? human history goes back more than 100,000 years

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Anonymous: The year doesn't matter.. What counts is freedom from religion

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crazyassmofo: Ask Prophet Mohammed->(pbuh)->The REAL messenger of godd

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MrPerspective: ^ Yeah, good one, lol. 3953 & 6280 are right: it's (now) year 2011 after the most widely used wrongly dated event in history, courtesy of the church people who did at least one thing right: study and design a proper calendar.

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Anonymous: It's 447 b. G. G. (before Galileo Galilei, father of modern observational astronomy, science)

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MAELSTHUR: 2011

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precious: Most of people have new year every saturday

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Anonymous: the year is - 1.9 Negative one dot nine and counting.

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Anonymous: Why would god need a messenger? Couldnt he just tell everyone the same way he told that motherfucker?

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Cheesecake: tomato

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Anonymous: Ask the Mayans...

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Weed: ...in the year 2000.

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tokunbo: you septics really ought to get out more, or get a woman or both

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MrPerspective: ^ "Septic" means full of bacteria. As in, "good evening, ladies and germs". How about some fresh material, mister comedian?

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gov'na: 2021

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aval: Uhhh.. 2011.

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aval: ^ Oh wait, I'm not really an atheist..

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Anonymous: 4297

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MrPerspective: Stardate 10210.3

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Nimpie: Tuesday!

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MrPerspective: May!

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Korzo: It would depend on which calender one is using. It's year 44 by my own standard.

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niggapleaz: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU BIATCH GTFO!

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Anonymous: NOW

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niggapleaz: What year is it? Its the year that i just dont GIVE A FLYING FUCK! LIKE EVERY FUCKING YEAR B4 THAT & AFTER

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Anonymous: "Anno Domini" just means year of our lord. I'm going with Lord Voldemort. Lord Vader?

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Al Stewart: Don't bother asking for explanations. She'll just tell you that she came in the year of the cat.

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sry: i've a problem with fapping

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Anonymous: ^ you fucktard

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sry: ^ dun be mad

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Canucklehead: Does God have a last name or is it Almighty God with god being the last name. And what does the "H" in Jesus H Christ stand for? Harold?? as in our father who art in heaven Harold be thy name???

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jonas21: hallowed you idiot, lol

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Anonymous: What does Halloween have to do with Jesus? Does he dress up like a holy ghost?

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MrPerspective: LOL @ 2281 ! It's year 126 B.C. (Before Contact) http://chan4chan.com/archive/107253/LET%27S_SAY_YOU%27RE_THE_FIRST_HUMAN_EVER_TO _MAKE_ALIEN_CONTACT

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MrPerspective: ^^ LOL'd again. @ Canucklehead: Actually, mister epic churchtroll, according to hebrew tradition plus original canon christian texts, his full name would be Yeshuaâh Emmanuel Ben Joseph Carpenter. I know, I know, sounds like one of those endless immigrant latino names...

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been there bangin': so the gregorian calendar is the evidence you have the god exists? Weak.

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MrPerspective: ^ There's an islamic calendar too. What the fuck does THAT prove? That muslims count the years. Nothing more. :-P

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Rorix: 42

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Anonymous: 4.54 Billion years http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_Earth

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gov'na: according to revelations this is the century of the profit, so go now, submit to your master

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MrPerspective: Year numbering aside, our Western calendar was entirely designed by the Romans, B.C. August has 31 days and February only 28-29 because Octavius Augustus was jealous of July, the month of Julius Caesar, being bigger than his. "Biggus dickus? My augustus gluteus! The hades if I don't fix THAT."

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BnSneky: 666

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Anonymous: This thread needs more DESU. No Exceptions.

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Anonymous: Annoying fucking christians think its ♪ FRIDAY FRIDAY ♫

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Anonymous: if bc is before christ and ad is after death then what year was it when jesus was 12?

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Anonymous: ^ this

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Anonymous: 1 million and half,we are ruled by giraffes

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MrPerspective: Hey Christians, what year was Jesus born? WARING : trick question!

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Anonymous: ▲

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MrPerspective: ▲ ▲

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MrPerspective: ▲ ▲ ▲ Happy birthday, Zelda!

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MrPerspective: Weeeelllll?.... Anybody? No? OK, here's the answer : Jesus of Nazareth was born in 6 or 7 BC. The Christian calendar is FAIL.

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Anonymous: Stupid question. IT'S THIS YEAR. damn christfags

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Anonymous: He wasn't born on any date, there are two references to his birth in the gospels, and neither overlaps. He must be born during bot the reign of Herod which ends in 4BC and during the census of Queerinus (or however you spell that) which starts in about 5AD. There's no room for both to be true ,they don't overlap.

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Anonymous: 2011 c.e. (Common erra for you dumb ass republican christians)

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Midgeinc: ^ I lol'd

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Kirk Diggler: Why does that even matter? It doesn't.

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Anonymous: THE CURRENT YEAR IS POTATO

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MrPerspective: OK, everybody, STOP. It's... HAMMER TIME!

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danielsimba: Illiterate thiests don't know which year it is. Try and read some books other than fiction (a.k.a.l bible)

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Hughbie: year? Why it's the year of the year that it is depending on your religion, belief structure, fucktardiness and whatever else floats your boat...For me it's the year 666.

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Furore23: ^ Same as every year.

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MarkosT: Stop talking to me, I don't like you

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Anonymous: 14billion something

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Zorro: it is the year of the HORSECOCK

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Anonymous: it's 2525

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froggywentacortn: poster what time is it ?

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Anonymous: time to get a froggin' watch

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Anussnymous: 13.73 ± 0.12 billion years. and yes, it's the best guess

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Flarp: If time and space are the same then why not ask instead: Where are you?

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Anonymous: According to Jews it's year 5495.

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Anonymous: According to Jews they're the chosen people and everyone else should bow down to them.

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Anonymous: it's the year 4.64 billion! or in religion monkey language it's 2011

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Flarp: This is all very interesting. Is there some sort of metric chronological system? Something that would be based on science; oh that's right. Religion threat. lolz

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Anonymous: some kind of thing that doesnt have religious people dying when nature awakens and reverse when winter starts

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Anonymous: Dipshit asked what year it was. I answered.

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Tattoos: Funny that no one seems to understand that the concept of leap year was invented by man. If you were really counting without it, Dec. 12 2012 came and went a long time ago.

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MadNiggerish: 6536469463169/461

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Anonymous: technically the year is 4.55 billion (age of earth)

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Anonymous: Athiest don't have any good songs.

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Anonymous: Does it matter? Lets keep on rolling.

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Killed Osama - Toppled Gaddafi - Didn't screw up a hurricane - Prevented 2nd Great Depression AND I brought you motherf*ckers doughnuts. You're welcome.

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chumpno1: what a nice guy

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Poopalotacus: lol when you say prevent, you mean was the puppet who helped usher it in?

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Anonymous: That is how the presidency goes. You get no credit for the things you really did. But you are certain to get the credit for everrything that does wrong. It's been that way as long as I remember.

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Anonymous: so he personally went over there and did it himself huh? wow....he cant even go 3 months without taking a damn vacation

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MrSandyNigger: Killed Osama? PICS? Toppled Gaddafi. What did he do to America?

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Quantum69: ^lol he was Gaddafi, his argument was invalid.

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Anonymous: Amazing the man ushered in the 2nd depression 6 months before he took office? And I suppose that Bu$h personally went over and got Saddam?Sand Niggers are bitching something fierce about Bin Laden. STFU Republican Bitches!

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MrSandyNigger: Oh yeah sure, Saddam and Gaddafi do no harm a single American, but their dead bodies were shown on pictures. Of which Gaddafi's body is still on public display at Misrata for photo opportunities. Osama on the othe hand 'allegedly' kills 3000+ of your citizens and he's given a proper Islamic burial in the SEA? Go fuck yourselves.

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Anonymous: ^ why did you fix it ?

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Captngeetch: Dibs on the Bavarian Cream !

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Anonymous: Au Contraire Sandy Wigger- Saddam did in fact kill Americans, during the first Gulf War, and Wacky Qaddafy bankrolled the Lockerbie Bomber. Sandniggers everywhere in the world are whining something fierce about how Bin Laden didn't get a proper burial. Just can't let the facts get in the way your irrational bullshit can you?

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Lickathesplit: After Clinton, probably the best president the yankees ever had..

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Everdark: ^yup ... seems Americans fear peace and prosperity more then anything else

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MrSandyNigger: Anonfag198, Oh I'm sorry, I thought Saddam was supposed to give your troops ice cream and handjobs during the first gulf war. Moron. ITS A WAR. What'd you expect? And gaddafi's army itself never touched an American, so your statement is still invalid. Gaddafi may have financed the bomber, but Gaddafi never inteded it to turn out that way. He said it himself.

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Anonymous: ^FAG

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MrSandyNigger: ^nigger

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Anonymous: ^this guy probably had his wife stolen by an aids filled nigger dick

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Anonymous: Oh golly willickers! I never intended to actually kill anyone with a bomb aboard an airplane! Oh go fuck yourself you self hating Republican Sandy Wigger!

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MrSandyNigger: wife? oh you mean my 12 year old bride? Nonsense, she cant be stolen. I chained her to a pole. Just like my bike so that niggers like you can't steal it.

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Anonymous: Your argument is invalid Sandy Wigger: http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2097592,00.html?hpt=hp_t2 Libyan Sandnigs don't give a damn.

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RubberG: MrSandyNigger, you smell suspiciously like Mr.Perspective Could it be...a doppelganger??

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Quantum69: oh shit MSN, you Pyro'd the whole fuck thread man, nice!

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Anonymous: Fuck Off

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BlazinWeed: lolololol what a useless president.

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honghavok: He didn't topple gaddafi.

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AFxckingUnicorn: You're still black. Your argument is invalid.

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Anonymous: No, Obama has made the economy worse because the debt has risen with trillions of dollars under his watch, and he continued imperial wars and oversized government which rakes in debt.

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Anonymous: Obama is not a he, the muslim kenyan monkey is an it and we need to get rid of it now. Impeach the illegal alien monkey.

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Anonymous: Obama avoids decision-making because he fears having the possible blame for a bad choice being attributed to himself.

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Anonymous: training for his next job - donut salesman.

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Anonymous: Given that this is his first ever job, maybe he just doesn’t like to work…

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Epic Win: and Al Gore invented the internet! Fuck Off Nigger Pres.!

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Anonymous: Obama doesn’t like any “job”. Working is hard. Golf is easy.

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Booboodice: Gaddafi was none of our business, a waste of tax payers dollars.

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Anonymous: Obama and Bush = Samefag?

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Anonymous: Prevented 2nt depression. HOLY GOD MAN! fucking ignorant people out there. Read your God Damn facts about the first great depression and you will see. That is all.

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killPC: His guy got great videos about crap-Obama: http://www.youtube.com/drinkingwithbob

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killPC:

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Obuma_the_bailouter

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Anonymous: So much win xD

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Anonymous: Prevented Second Depression. Them's the facts you choose to ignore.

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Anonymous: Didn't even make the f*cking doughnuts. Completely skill-free.

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Anonymous: It's a joke people get over it. You're supposed to either laugh, or roll your eyes, and than move on with life or go collect your welfare check so you can support yourself while having these kinds of completely useless debates.

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Anonymous: PREVENTED 2ND DEPRESSION = EVERYONE ON WELFARE AND GOLD PRICE RECORD HIGHS

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Cunt81: You did shit you fucking commie!

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Anonymous: ANYONE THAT WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT AT THE TIME OBAMA WAS COULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT. it is just a matter of timing.

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Anonymous: He did all that for us... and then rammed the monstrosity known as Obamacare down our throats. Net result is a fail of massive, epic proportions. Fate: unemployment iline for him and his bitch of a wife

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Poopalotacus: Invade a country illegally, take down democratically elected leader, get praise for it. ROFL

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Poopalotacus: Jack up national debt, claim in 2006 that a president who raises national debt is a failed president. Laugh at Ironing

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Anonymous: But he pays my bills and gas and mortgage !!!! - Nigger

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Poopalotacus: If I take care of him, he will take care of me. - Nigger

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Poopalotacus: Didn't fuck up a Hurricane, but fucked up an oil spill.

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Moongrim: And now Obama is trying to prevent another oil spill with Keystone, and you retards are STILL bitching about it.

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anonymous: ^ speak for yourself, fat retard!

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Anonymous: ^^ Yeah. Obstructionist Obama the savior is gonna save us, all right.

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Poopalotacus: pipelines automatically equal oil spill. lulz

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Anonymous: that guys pic is funny, cuz obama's the one pushing for lower taxes on the middle class, unemployment benefits when you can't get a job after college, and social security

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Anonymous: Send that illegal nigger kenyan and its nigglets back to africa; and don't forget it's ugly gorilla wife

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Anonymous: and then gave trillions of dollars to the banks (twice as much as Bush) and other buddies while at the same time blaming the greedy rich for the nation's problems

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Bunglicker: That's right BE-OTCHES!

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Anonymous: He fucked up worse than the fuck up did.

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Anonymous: Wow, Obama was there and killed Osama himself?

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bongripper420: dude, ive thought that since i was a kid man

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Anonymous: Like, think about it... what if we called a TV a Car, and a Car a TV. "Come on guys, lets drive the TV to your Tommies sister's house.". Tommy's got a hot sister.

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sickfuck88: ^ ^^ share the fucking weed

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bongripper420: heheehe

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Pyro: Thats deep bro

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crackerkiller5: dog is tripping balls

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Grave: go to sleep dog... go to sleep.

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Leat: I've been telling people the same shit for years, and they all say im an R-tart, but i think its really possible!

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Anonymous: Except that the common denominator is the wave lengths of the light. So we are infact sharing the same experience..unless you are color blind..in which case you are broken human and need to be shot.

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Anonymous: ^ lol

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Anonymous: fuck dude, i first thought about that shit when i was 12!

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Anonymous: stoners are fucking stupid

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Anonymous: ^you're a fucking faggot

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Madafaca: yeah yeah... these stories when ur fukin stoned :^)

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Anonymous: Dude! we could drive our TV to go get a new car, although my wallet ate my dog, so you might to stop at the cash to get some bank for the car.

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Mrnorco: lol wat?

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Anonymous: ive imagined the same thing since i was a kid, what if i see blue as red and you see blue as green but both of us have been conditioned to call it blue and so invariably we call it blue

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Twinchlian: Dude... imagine if every civilization comes to the point where they invent the large hadron collider and inevitably they turn their solarsystem to a black hole and by counting black holes you can count Gods FAILs... maaaan.

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ivorylc: that´s one smart bear

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ANNONAMOOSE: FUCK THIS IS SO WEIRD! IVE THOUGHT THAT SINCE LIKE A YEAR AGO... fuck me thats cool.. fuck me i wish i was high right now....

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MDMA: dude, I so get what you're saying.... and...what were we talkin bout?

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Anonymous: Wait, what?

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Attention Horse: But that opens the argument about nuggets, so...

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Attention Horse: ^Uh... WTF... I wrote niggers not nuggets. Fucking hate whe iPhone makes me look like a bigger retard than I already am. Fuck you Steve Jobs!

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Anonymous: i thought often about this...im kinda philosoraptor i guess

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Anonymous: do i even give the slightest fuck about that?

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clownichter: ^Shithead

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Cunt81: ^Buttshit

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clownichter: ^Asshat

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Lethal: Cocaine's a hell ova drug

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Last_Resort: Man i hate this stoner shit

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Nimpie: That would explain why hippies wear such horrible color combinations.

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Anonymous: this is ameriturd retard speak

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Anonymous: spendings endless rdo's lurking on chan4chan priceless :) There are some things in life money can"t buy. I don't want those things :)

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NorwayJunkie: Perception is an illusion *Albert Einstein

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Anonymous: RIP doxxy, queen of /b/arking

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BogFlogger: i've thought this since i was a kid (longer than most of you have been alive). I noticed that my left eye and right eye register color different. So if my two eyes see it different, and they have the same frickin' genes, imagine someone else totally different.

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BnSneky: ya, what if

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Anonymous: ^^ stool story bro.

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Anonymous: i have always thought this wtf else are we all thinking about but not discussing .. mind fucked right now

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Anonymous: I thought about this since I was two.

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The Goat Tower - Dubs get you in - Trips and you can live there - Quads make you king

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Nickeh43: I normally don't do/like these, but come on, it's the fucking Goat Tower.

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Nickeh43: Damn, rejected from my own tower of goats.

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FUCKINGMETAL: king!

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FUCKINGMETAL: fffuuu

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Smeagol: smeagol will rapes these goatses....

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Anonymous: king

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Harvey: My name is silly, not billy.

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Grund1e: For the love of God!

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Mianus: do they come as a pair or is that extra?

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Everdark: rolling...

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Everdark: sadz

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idrankallthebeer: rollin rollin rollinnnnnnnnn

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idrankallthebeer: damn dude.

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Quantum69: Rolls.....

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OPEN YOUR BOOKMARKS TAB; GO DOWN TO YOUR 7TH BOOKMARK POST LINK!

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Invailid: http://www.muller-godschalk.com/nl/msn.html

1273353779656

Greeft: http://vimeo.com/11338327

1273353942744

Anonymous: http://blogs.msdn.com/tims/archive/2009/01/12/the-bumper-list-of-windows-7-secre ts.aspx

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Anonymous: http://cuteoverload.com/2008/04/14/ladies-and-gent-3/

1273359664444

Anonymous: bestgore * com

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anon09: http://gapingvoid.com/category/cartoon/ The first link in the 7th categorized folder

1273367439847

beepb00p: http://webmail.excite.com userid bepbep pw iamgod9

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noend: http://www.ass4all.com/

1273370971126

Anonymous: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread348619/pg1 (Covenant theory, Jews and Nordics page 1)

1273410938940

Anonymous: //girls.twistys.net/preview/totm/01-2007/04/?t1/revs=glx777/index.html

1273439877776

TopGun: http://www.neo-arcadia.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=21

1273439926810

cheesecake: http://picasion.com/ create gif images

1273458099576

TwoFaced: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/8422616 Interesting read

1273475197339

Mortisha323: http://www.pyramid-gallery.com/TroubledWalk.html

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ITT: THINGS EVERYONE ELSE LIKES ABOUT PORN EXCEPT YOU

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anonymule: cumshots and big dicks. the fuck? seeing all these chicks get pounded by a huge as cock (black or white) ruins the fantasy for me. and women should swallow the cumshot, not have it shot on her face.

1286926369672

chumpno1: feet licking, sucking, inserting etc. yuck fffuuu

1286927482610

AZO9Swall0ded: unwillings... horny from cries.. forced.. fuck you, get shot in the dick

1286931149533

Anonymous: camera guy and or male actor that gets to buys talking to each other about how good it is to be banging a girl... i only want to see and hear the girl, damn it!

1286932916806

Anonymous: *too busy

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Kib420: POV i like all angles

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Mutt: Ditto anonymule

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SLIPPY:

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Anonymous: The dicks, solo or lesbians please.

1286941717667

Anonymous

like busty blondes, don't like eggplants

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Bongochops: Hate the way Japanese girls look amazing, but squeak when they're getting fucked, and can't do blowjobs properly

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Anonymous: Don't like lesbian porn.

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sickfuck88: i hate when they show a closeup on the dudes face

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Anonymous

^ you mean like this?

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sickfuck88

^exactly

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AwesomeAnonymous!: GUYS! SIMPLE! URGH! FFS!

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ajmisback: anal.......ewww......

1289778330478

Anonymous: ^ and ATM... DOUBLE EEEEEWWWWWW!!!

1289778512741

Anon: scat, golden showers , Swineys penis

1289783318515

Sinonymous: the lack of midgets and donkeys

1290529423174

ShitStormTrooper: Men + men. FAGGOTRY!

1290813111547

Alkarnur: @ 77776 me too. I like DP, but not anal when there's only one cock. I like behind positions tho.

1290857852577

Phadrus: Production Values and a good story.

1290859930719

Twinchlian: Degradation doesn't do it for me.

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Disruptive: interacial porn. NASTY!!!!

1291001410216

StarFox: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU SLIPPY!!!!!!!

1291009976588

Anonymous: Extreme close-ups, and too much of the mans ass and not enough of the girls ass.

1291010777527

Anonymous: facials

1291010831755

Munster: Missionary position...

1291017956302

Anonymous: "Interracial porn. NASTY!!!!" Scat and such freaky shit is also fcked up. QFT! And weird that japanese porngirls are all hairy, no landingstrip.

1291023311855

Lickathesplit: Don't like this rapist Woodman casting, somebody should butt rape him hard, him and that Max hardcore scum...

1291023705307

Cuntfux: That gagging bullshit with all the saliva...disgusting.

1291042486103

Anonymous: Cumshots. Bitches that talk and moan non stop... Fucking pisses me off and I have to mute it.. Fapping to muted porn: not so much fun.

1291044816404

Psilofyr: shaved pussy is skanky. fake boobs are too.

1291061785368

fapperdoodle: anal creampies

1291077637240

Anonymous: fake boobs and tattoos

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Anonymous: Feet

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Anonymous: close ups, i dont want to fap to an extreme close up of penis in vagina, not for me

1291083822777

monstanto: BBW

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Anonymous: shaved lunch. i hate shaved pussies. no, i don't want a jungle either, just a neatly trimmed, beautiful snatch

1291151165304

Anonymous: anal and silicon tits

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Anonymous: anything involving niggers - absolutey repulsive

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nothing: I hate it when the girl survives.

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Anonymous: foreplay?

1291172594656

CuntStomper: having it be in the middle of a really hot scene, then they cut to a close-up of the guys face. no thanks. also when they spit on whatever is about to get fucked, dick, pussy, ass, it does not please me. and cunnilingus in porn is pointless.

1291179105405

Munster: I hate when they chop off the girl's head... and then you saw the same girl again in the next movie...

1291185541418

Greeft: The squid and octopus tentacles... ...oh sorry, thought it was things I like about porn that nobody else does.

1291199181324

Rock: OK People Porn is Entertainment so none of us should worry too much. As a heterosexual man there is lots of shit in Porn that I find really wierd?Why the fuck would anyone editing a Porn Movie think I would want to watch some poor sad basterd who cant even get a hard on wank himself?Really? OK the shit with the shoes,Women Love Shoes ,Men don.t . We Men ,do not give a flying fuck about shoes.Men r

1291200049636

Munster: The interview at the start...

1291204356933

Greeft: ^^Think a lot of foot fetishists would argue about the shoe thing lol.

1291207163353

freemol: TENTACLE SEX, small cocks and stupid brazilian guys that talk too much when they fuck, I mean, shut yer fucking mouth and stick it in tha hole, you favela fucker!

1291214462641

Munster: Guys with big cocks on my porn...

1291277031180

ubernoob: scat and piss creepy foot stuff

1291281983387

Flarp: Don't really get into porn anymore. My ex cured me of interest in sex by Pavlovian conditioning (ex=cunt)

1291289723290

Anonymous: ring-ring-ring *innie*

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Anonymous: Tattoos with bad looking breast implants on the ladies.

1291332992718

Anonymous: excessively pierced girls, especially the tongue, I always think there might be some food stuck in that hole from her last meal. I mean, they don't brush or floss their tongue holes, do they?

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Anonymous: Nigger Lovers

1291353500431

Munster: Non nude porn...

1291358326442

ElCapitan: facials, then chatting it up like it just didn't happen.....oh wait, I like that.... NO I DON'T

1291365302516

ElCapitan: fake lesbian scenes....oh wait...i'm not ghey....carry on

1291365354737

rock: shoe fetishists are gay and should work in a shoe shop.i dont ever want to see some guy wanking even if its on a chicks face

1291369129204

RumpleMeatPie: When a girl spits on a dick, or gags on it. Ish

1291548265796

Munster: Come on... that's the best part...

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bananaman: cum on face, cumming on ass is so much better

1291751353544

Anonymous: No one seems to mind low-quality video streams. I HATE THAT SHIT!

1291757062105

Anonymous: When the dude sticks his douchy face in the girl's pussy to eat her out and they zoom in on it while he makes ridiculous tongue wiggling and the girl pretends it's awesome. When the girls make the snarling "I hate you" face.

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fav: I N T E R R A T I A L YUCKKKKKKKK

1291770173219

Anonymous: anal: nice in real life but not very exciting on a video

1291770809911

Munster: Awww you people makes me sick... anal is better on porn...

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Anonymous: ditto to porn with niggers in them. And blond ugly milfs. and vids which end without showing cum scenes.

1292225830620

Anonymous: cum eating

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GalacticStar: When a bitch looks at the camera.

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Rorix: The soundtrack...funky!

1305115482685

Anonymous: I hate it when niggers are in my porn

1305131251190

Anonymous: I wish Jap chicks would shave.

1305135284472

Segrian: Breast Implants, Rimjob, Choking... IDKY but I can't stand it.

1305136881225

Günther Schädelputz: interracial, breast implant scars and other obvious traces of surgery, these silly porn starlet 70s style high heels, exaggerated moaning AND....... closeups of male actors’ faces

1305140275976

Günther Schädelputz: and ANY shot that focusses on the guy. i mean wtf

1305140423209

Korzo: Dislike anal, rimjob, ATM, extreme gagging, fake tits, fake sex-talk, and fake orgasms.

1305160802828

gov'na: age limits

1305666988681

Anonymous: Asians with huge Dicks..wait whut ?

1305669441146

Anonymous: Big butts and big tits. I wanna lean mean fucking machine,not a buncha bouncin fat

1305778919529

TS: ugly bitches over 30

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Anonymous: ABSOFUCKALUTLELY NOTHING! I LIKE MY PORN THE WAY I LIKE MY PIZZA, WITH ALL THE TOPPINGS & TRIMMINGS, & DONT BE GOING STIN

1309049139374

Anonymous: rimjob, bukkake, drinking cum from a glass, no asian men in porn (would make me feel more secure..)

1311452791869

Anonymous: niggers niggers niggers and niggers

1311453078350

Anonymous

Oh Jamal! You so crazy!

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honghavok: Teases that do not show anything.

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MarkosT: Never analyze porn

1311463569664

Anonymous: Dudes pulling out and finishing THEMSELVES off instead of having the chick do it. I don't like watching dudes jerk off, even if it's onto a female.

1311470144430

Anonymous: Oh, and anal. There's shit in that hole you morons.

1311470187595

StormTrooper: Not enough K9

1311484638951

djh123: lol at mules first comment^^^^^^^^ big dicks scare ya?

1311484770387

Anonymous: THEY'RE TOO OLD

1311508039488

Captngeetch: Fake boobs....hate them

1311515165963

user775: thank you me too

1311515188519

Nimpie: Split beaver

1324232435630

Kuder: Close-up: cock hammering into the pussy... its like looking a engine work. show me ther girls face, that is making ME horny.

1324233162241

Moongrim: Ron Jeremy

1324236993106

Anonymous: i hat ecumshots, seeing another guys junk all over a girl i was "fucking" in my head makes me about as horny as a 3some with another guy

1324239337416

Anonymous: any form of porn that involves a male...

1324239831925

ponies&rainbows: 2ft nigger cocks

1324239932713

Tattoos: shaved pussy

1324698131906

Anonymous: any crap where all you see is the guy's boner and the chick stroking it, blowing it, and you never see anything of her tits or cunt. I think any guy who likes this is a fucking fag.

1324715804777

BAMBU: Nothing, up to now.

1324726115777

Anonymous: Lesbian porn. Faggots are gross, even when they are chicks

1324737675239

Anonymous: 1)guys cumming on thr chick's face. 2)long blowjob scenes 3)unrealistic moaning and "OH! YEAH!"s 4)anything with niggers in itt 5)whores who think they are the sexiest thing ever

1324740491792

Anonymous: Shit, piss, animals, niggers, mexicans, gooks, Paris Hilton, fake orgasms, chicks with dicks

1324746227377

HungLoh: Asshole licking....ewwwwwwwww!

1324746608374

Anonymous: pissing

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Anonymous: facials. They should cum in her mouth and she should swallow it. They just keep fucking it up

1325002955429

Anonymous: no animals or kinky stuff for me. I want tits and cunts,

1325233949546

Anonymous: Japs

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Anonymous: them fapping to it if its not womens

1325255081961

Anonymous: people shitting on each other, then licking it off. Guys nailing their cocks to planks of wood. Guys fucking barbed wire

1325497065886

LemmyLaffer: Shaved pussies.

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Anonymous: Filthy niggers fucking

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Anonymous: The Prophet Mohammed fucking a donkey

1330551573442

Anonymous: ^^^^^^^ 1325233949546, I agree... eels up the butt it's the worst

1330552771952

Anonymous: treating the woman like a bitch and slapping her calling her a whore etc, macho faggot steroid munching porn stars usually do this so its only in about 95%of porn. also women overacting with fake orgasms or shit like telling the guy what to do, like fuck me harder etc, major boner killer

1330554104550

Quantum69: Scat porn & Japanese school girls doing ungodly things to squids & octopuses.

1330558511305

uncle adolf: nudity

1330619469388

Anonymous: djh's mega penis

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Anonymous: White people

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Quantum69: ^so you're not into the white whores then?

1330719710886

Decorum: Well, he didn't show a dislike for nuns.

1330737195921

The Original Spoon: too old

1330817136150

Anonymous: BLOWJOBS! like ffs, I'd rather see the guy going down on the girl!

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Anonymous: being against it, quite some people seem to enjoy that (but not too closedly).

1331352050618

Anonymous: scat....... fucking scat man....... badapadada beeeee bapa badabop bapa badabop, beeeee bapa badapop

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anon anon: blow jobs & silicone

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Anonymous: Porn itself.

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Dear Americans, let us reason together - Y U NO UNDERSTAND WHEN PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD CALL YOU STUPID?

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dp6tf: yawn

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Anonymous

Inb4 argument

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MasterM: Well, fuck.

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Furore23: I'd give it a half-point if it wasn't riddled with spelling errors.

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Vincent859: I wouldn't wipe the best part of my ass on it.

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uriar: missed the point

1321274536806

user775: you mad people?

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Anonymous: haha, there lies some truth in that

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fiveby5: haha, there's some lies in that truth, too

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Lolusername69: i could have sworn america invented the hamburger dohnut... perhaps it was the Chinese.

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NonComposMentis: Lol sums it up

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Anonymous: haha, americunts..

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iprobablyhateyou: posted by user... no argument needed

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Ditch: Eurofags, the Vanity Smurfs of the world.

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darkstan: user, this is stupid and wildly inaccurate. Post better, please.

1321465208997

Anonymous: every time americunts get butthurt they blame it on europe. mostly because they don't know that the world isn't but usa and europe.

1321491812912

HWood: User go back to school and get an education. Ok Kid??

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Anonymous

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The Original Spoon: I accept the Bush thing. Especially after the second time. We are fucking STUPID! The rest of your points are pretty much garbage. I'll add, we refuse to look at 9/11 objectively, intelligently or rationally.

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oldandevil: It is ironic that you use broad generations and miss information to condemn Americans for holding broad generations and being miss informed.

1321669917647

Quantum69: Interesting argument, too bad it was posted by user, rendering it invalid. Would've been more valid if msn or licka posted it.

1321678636911

Anonymous: Wait, Arthur C. Clarke was Russian?

1321698928734

Anonymous: I haven't seen any other country that qualified to call us stupid, that's why. We have some stupid people here that undervalue us, but we'll soon have national health for them to get counseling.

1321771159285

Anonymous: ^ go suck a native americunt.

1321815942105

Anonymous: moon still ours lol

1322002983628

Anonymous: ^ not fully, i bought me a farm there on ebay

1322004785161

Anonymous: Most of the invention section is entirely inaccurate, but still good post...

1322161715232

Anonymous: *aeroplanes

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Anonymous: even when presented with the truth amerifags having such fragile egos will still refuse to accept they are stupid and what has A.C.Clarke have to do with it?...

1322350763133

Anonymous: ^this will get them at it...

1322350804649

Booboodice: Meh... I'm proud to be American. France never won any wars, and when they did it was when they were led by an Italian.

1322386249488

Anonymous: ^ nam, iraq, afghanistan.... and now you've got to live with painful budget cuts in the defense sector. it'll take 2 or 3 more lost wars for you to accept your true situation.

1322392210416

Anonymous: so america is not a place the british sent the guys they didnt want, to steal the gold of the brasilians too (and make silent war with cuba then), they dont like to bomb people with their sunlike devices like in Japan, when not searching for oil in the wrong places but at least they massproduce things like they were chinese

1322392619827

Anonymous: Americunts also think they invented the light bulb, the phonograph and, bizarrely, hamburgers.

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Vincent859: (Because we did.)

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Anonymous: ...it actually was 1 mexican that did the TV thing damn eurofags and also the internet was from USA thats why they have 1/2 of the IPs

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Anonymous: Light bulb=British, Phonograph=French, Hamburger=from a certain city in Germany(work it out if you can)

1322457559607

Vincent859: Oh sorry, I forgot.. General Electric was a British, and Edison was British/French... yes, yes, I'm aware of the city of Hamburg, and that JFK was a jelly donut. B'bye now.

1322457742948

Khalthar: Coco, chocolate, and coffee. ALL discovered by NATIVE Americans... PRIOR to the arrival of ANY Europeans!

1322457751302

Anonymous: Swann was British, Cros was French. These clearly predate Edison. People were eating meat on rolls thousands of years ago, but the modern way dates from Hamburg Now fuck off Americunt.

1322462078460

Khalthar: We still invented coffee. :-)

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Anonymous: Coffee comes from Ethiopia

1322468293660

Anonymous: Americunts invented the trick of almost wiping out the population of half a continent, claiming its ownership and still don't see a problem in declaring themselves as the world's moral authority and in bringing war upon every part of this planet.

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idrankallthebeer: not all of us are like that.

1322471608431

Anonymous: humanity quite has a habit of performing genozide

1322471749407

RubberG: ^ its about time for good old fashioned genocide again. Niggers and latinos in the USA and muslims and niggers in Europe.

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Anonymous: ^ i second that.

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Anonymous: No one gives a shit about dead Injuns

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Aganonymous: im pretty sure airplanes were invented by Wright brothers which they are americans not brazilians

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Anonymous: You forgot Obama. Much worse than bush jr.

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Anonymous: aeroplanes were invented by the British in the 1850's Don't think the Wrights were even born yet!

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Anonymous: ^ lolwut

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Anonymous: bla bla bla

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Anonymous: it can't be true cause Wikipedia says it was the Americans, and so does Hollywood!

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Obuma_the_bailouter: Internet was made mostly by USA, but also with help from Europe. It´s WWW that was made in Europe (CERN).

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Anonymous: And who exported everyone to Create America? Oh yeah, the fucking world.

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Anonymous: @anon - 1322392210416 - More lost wars? We didn't lose Iraq and Afghanistan..... You need to have a goal and fail to accomplish it to lose. We had no goal. To the extent we had one, we got rid of all the WMD's in Iraq, since there never were any, we killed Saddam, We killed Osama, and we generally demonstrated that if someone blows up two of our buildings, we blow up two of their countries.

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Anonymous: we blow up our own buildings, blame it on other people, then commit genocide against them. U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Americunt: What, your saying that USA did 9/11? But that would mean that Bush and Obama don't care about the people, and are only in it for themselves!

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Anonymous: ^ ha, touché

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Turtlehead: telephone & television was actually a scotsmans invention

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Anonymous: The point is, Americunts are so blinkered and arrogant, that they think EVERYTHING was invented by Americunts, and get all hissy when people point out that virtually nothing was invented in the USA,

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Anonymous: ^ Hate to break it to you, but Europeans can be the same way. At least French people are

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Anonymous: @7504 Wut about Building7 and the Pentagon? (trollface.jpg)

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Anonymous: Who invented porn?

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Anonymous: ^ Hollywood Jews

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Anonymous: color tv invented by mexican

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d3ejmz: FAIL... Tesla invented radio.

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Anonymous: Funny, because no one here thinks those things. You must be referring to the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep South. Listen up, Britain. You haven't won a World War without our help. You would've lost WWI if we hadn't stepped in. Yet you still insist on saying you did the most in that war. I don't see that FACT in your brightly colored .bmp's (HOLY SHIT, MY TODDLER COUSIN CAN MAKE THOSE!).

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Moongrim: Because the rest of the world is even MOAR STUPID!

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anonymous: ^ stupid fatso.

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Anonymous: i can has stupid america?

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BnSneky: hey, haters gunna hate

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MadNiggerish: NIggas gonna nig

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Anonymous: Fail

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nicaris12: great list but many of those inventors moved to america first making them american inventions how difficult is that to understand

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Itzcuintle: ^ Good Point. Specially since there probably was a reason behind them leaving their old homes. I think they should be remembered for what they chose to be, not what they where born as. A person should have the right to choose freely how to live its' life and what/whom to devote it to.

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Anonymous: we invented diabetes, take that japan

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Anonymous: AHAHAHA dumb nigger loving Americunts and now they have a half breed nigger president.

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Quantum69: ^haha, frenchfag anonymous bitch is jealous that he's only got a pint sized napoleon wannabe for a president

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Anonymous: ^ Butthurt Amerfag wants all the french nigger cocks up it's ass tag-teamed with kykes.

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clivenhime: Not to mention, Thomas eddison wasnt the one who started to harness electricity. Nikola Tesla was.

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Anonymous: Scotland may have something to say about the telephone nonsense.

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Chicagosox23: at least we can spell faggot! you spelled telePHone wrong...

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Chicagosox23: hey guess what? we save half the world's asses when they're in trouble, we also ONLY ELECTED BUSH ONCE and since your not american we dont elect presidents OFFICIALY the electoral college does so FUCK YOU newfag troller

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Quantum69: ^so technically, you don't really live in a democracy, do you?

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Anonymous: And yes... you think "American" means born in one of your fifty states

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LemmyLaffer: It will be funny, if it wasn't made by nigger - voting for Obama, that was really stupid. Also, TV was invented by Polish guy (Jan Szczepanik), computer by Brit (Babbage), car by French (Cugnot), and space travel and satelites by Russian (Tsiolkovsky), but not Soviet, you commie.

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MegaShit: And Haliburton, don't forget Haliburton!

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AZO: Fucking fool

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Epic Win: He believes that he is fighting for those who cannot fight for themselves. He is a pawn in the politician's game of money mongering!

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Anonymous: so many of our brave soldiers have died in iraq and afghanistan defending israel. and the mighty jewish lobbyists are already planning our next bloody war for israel - against iran.

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insidejob: ^ very true.

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NorwayJunkie: Stupid fucks think it's honor in being a soldier, killing/getting killed for some retarded religion shit

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PGTHT: ^ judaism is so much more than a religion. their international clannishness and favoritism makes them stronger than any other religion, race or people.

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Anonymous: when will they wake up!?

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Anonymous: sooo true

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Anonymous: bump

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Anonymous: fuck the new world order, fuck the zionists, fuck the jewish lobby

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Anonymous: America = Slave of Zionists

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Anonymous: This really hits the nail on the head. 1543 - so true

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BnSneky: hahahaha

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klabusterberry: at least they pay you, allah wants his followers to blow up...

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Anonymous: you had the chance to vote Ron Paul and stop this shit, but the majority of americunts is brainwashed by zionist Media...

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Anonymous: jews been in control of america since ever. balfour declaration made them join ww1, they started ww2 single handed, sank the uss liberty and machine gunned the lifeboats and its whitewashed from history as if it never happened. blew up marines in lebanon and 9-11

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Anonymous: ^ very true, sadly.

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Anonymous: If you hate Ron Paul, vote for him: if he wins the elections, he will be assassinated in less than a year (guaranteed).

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Anonymous: Detroit niggers are sooooooo fucking stupid!

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Anonymous: All sand niggers must die!

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Anonymous: ^homosex

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Anonymous: If moral values and humanity have any hope, we need to exterminate the lying, greedy, evil jew scum, followed by the inferior, violent, lazy niggers and fanatic worthless muslim sand niggers

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Anonymous: Thanks for fighting for us Jews !!!! - Bernie Madoff

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Anonymous: No... You fight because you joined the army... Americunt.

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Anonymous: Fuck the Jewish Rothschild Mafia

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Anonymous: Exterminate the kikes now

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AntiZOG: The AIPAC zionists control the congress, and they're preparing war on Iran. They don't even make a secret of it. If they succeed, the expenses will tie up US tax money for "defense" for decades.

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JosefFritzl: Yeah the same kykes in your own land ROFL. Jews really fuck america with the help of their pet niggers. LOLOLOLOL

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Anonymous: Let the kikes fight their own wars. They're a lying, corrupting, worthless, ugly, subhuman race anyways. Let's support Iran so that we can exterminate the kikes once and for all, They have been corrupting every white civilization for a long time. The "fed" monopoly money. "central" mickey mouse banks, you name it, same worthless kike garbage.

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MMXII: ^^ josef, what's so funny? NOT ONE western country dares to stand up against the trollocaust tyranny of the jews. we rather laugh about each other's problems with kikes, immigrants etc instead of acting united. that's exactly why we're easy prey for the jewish vultures and their game of divide and rule.

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Anonymous: CORRECT !!!

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UbinBUSHwhacked: Well if any of you Libtards new whatthe UN's P2P was, you'd know why western nations go into other countries. So where is all the oil America was dupposedly stealing from Iraq? Probably on your sphincters.

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Anonymous: lmao

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SUBHUMAN JEW: fucking right !! but bombing allah out of every islamist inferior fuck is great too !!!!

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Cunt81: I have nothing against Jews, it's the ragheads and niggers that need to be exterminated.

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Anonymous: ^and the jews. The jews are the cause of all wars and will cause WW3 this year; time to pull the plug on those filthy subhuman animal jews.

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