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RIDDLE TIME - You're trapped in a room. One door leads to heaven, one door leads to hell.

birds (61) , riddle (3) , heaven (14) , hell (22) , door (33) , question (214)

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Lolusername69: ask either bird "what door would the other bird pick?"... and pick the opposite to what he says.

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Tres: ^ actually, you need to be a bit more specific. "Which door would the other bird say goes to Heaven?" (The other bird may like Hell)

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MrSandynigger: ^Read the Q you two. The birds dont know that the other one exists. If you ask that, they will say "What bird?"

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MrSandynigger: That is if you're upto the god mode challenge.

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Tres: ^ I don't always God mode, but when I do, I construct a sentence with multiple clauses, of which at least one contains an if.

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Greeft: Karl Pilkington knows what to do lol. ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k

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Greeft: Ask one bird "Are either of the following statements true? You tell the truth and are by the door to heaven; or You are the liar and are not by the door to heaven." If the bird says yes go through it's door, if it says no go through the other bird's door.

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Anonymous: God mode is easy, you simply ask "If I asked someone who always say the opposite of what you're saying what door would he tell me lead to heaven?"

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Greeft

^As I've just given the answer to god slayer mode, who gives a fuck?

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Anonymous: Grab both birds and start opening a door. No Bird wants to go to Hell.

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MegaShit: Eat both birds, sit and wait for the next dufus to come along, and then see which door he chooses.

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Anonymous: “If I was to ask the other guard what gate they were guarding.. what would they say?”

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Greeft: I've just noticed the last line about hypothetical statements, so my solution would be better phrased as a direct question to one bird. "Is it true you are either a truthful parrot perched by the door to heaven? Or you are a lying parrot perched by the door to hell?"

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Anonymous: Touch the doorknobs; see which one is warm.

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Anonymous: Play off of the "Labyrinth" movie with David Bowie.

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Lickathesplit: Daaajum !! That god crap of yours keeps getting better and better doesn't it, ? So lemme get this straight ; You believe in a god, you live up to h

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Lickathesplit: Daaajum !! That god crap of yours keeps getting better and better doesn't it, ? So lemme get this straight ; You believe in a god, you live up to It's expectations all your life, being a good slave and all that, and at the end of your life of good and samaritan deeds he gives you a 50/50 % change to enter his boring crowd ? That's gotta sting a bit huh ?

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anonymous: ^who cares if someone believes something that you dont. big fucking deal.

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Lickathesplit: ^Obvious attempt of a relifag avoiding the question.. So, does a atheist have to answer it then ? I mean, it seems as if amongst the 40.000 unique visitors a day not one holds a decent pair of braincells.. Sad relitards are sad !

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Captngeetch: It's better to rule in hell than serve in heaven right ?

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Anonymous: "Through which door would you recieve the just reward for your honesty or dishonesty?"

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Anonymous: What if the entire premise is a lie and neither bird, in fact, tells the truth?

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Anonymous: @lickathesplit It's an intellectual excercise dipshit, no one incorporates lying birds into their theology

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Anonymous: who cares

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Anonymous: Labyrinth? Sutekh came up with this ;png before Fagyrinth.

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Nickeh43: HEY NOW. No need to go insulting Labyrinth.

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Anonymous: are the birds chickens? can we fry them to go with my grape drank and watermelon?are t

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Anonymous: Since I don't speak Bird, I'll have to do this the hard way. Touch each door. Open the one that isn't flaming hot. If God pulls dickmoves like making the door to Heaven flaming hot, you don't want to live in his home town anyway.

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Anonymous: Can you take dogs into heaven?

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Anonymous: just ask the truthful parrot which door goes to heaven, forget about the other cunt bird

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Anonymous: Well, if one always lies, his beak will be hooked, and he'll be wearing a yarmulke. So ask the other one.

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Trolololols: I will open and throw you through one of this doorways. Which one do you choose, you fuckin' bird? That should take care of things slayer mode.

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Anonymous: Shove one bird up your ass, then start squawking.

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The Original Spoon: It's a trap. No known birds have cognitive reasoning at this level. Question should have used penguins instead.

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Anonymous: This was an spisode of Samurai Jack

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idrankallthebeer: over thinking this, i say. just set the birds on fire. feast on their remains. break down both doors with your vorpal double headed axe. fucking kill anything you encounter on either side. job. done.

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Anonymous: bring a cat with you. set it on the brds. They'll go to the "heaven" door, trying to escape.

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Anonymouswombat: ask one of the birds if it is a bird. Then ask the other bird what door is heaven.

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Tigrou777: Just ask to one of the birth "is left door heaven and did you say the true ?" if answer is "yes" choose this left door, else choose opposite door

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Anonymous: ^The answer would be "What the fuck are you talking about? Speak English or go back to Mexico, beaner!"

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Anonymous: Point to a door and ask "Is this a door?" If he says no, you've found the lying parrot. Then ask the other parrot which door leads to heaven.

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Anonymous: but the point is you only get one question, total. No two. Not one with each bird.

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Ig'nant 'Merican: Ask the 2 part question to either bird. "What color are you, and which door is heaven" if the bird says green left (or right) you know he is right, it he says red, left (or right) he's lying.

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Anonymous: ^that's a good one

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Anonymous: God slayer mode don't make sense. It's not a riddle, or question. It's a "What if" statement.

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Anonymous: why not just grab the parrots and make them open the doors with thier tiny birdie feet.

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Anonymous: there are no birds and doors. there is only you. everything else is an illlusion. you can open the right door using only your mind, and...ah fuck off

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SexKiller: What if heaven and hell are the same place and its just your way of seeing things that changes it. Both doors lead to the same place. Hell for some, Heaven for the others.

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Anonymous: you fags always ask two questions!! connected with and!

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Anonymous: if you're in the room, with only two doors, you must have come INTO the room through one of the two doors. Put that in your nasty dogmatic pipes and smoke it.

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Anonymous: ^ You've never played Portal, I take it.

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Anonymous: ^no, but here's a big shock:There's stuff you can do in games that you can'tt do in real life

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Anonymous: what if the birds only tell truth as far as they can tell and the liar is not simply saying no it isnt but turning things around like it sees fit?

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Anonymous: I can't fap to this!

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honghavok: God slayer mode don't make sense. It's not a riddle, nor in the form of a question. It's a "What if" statement.

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Anonymous: All birds go to Heaven.

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Anonymous: what if the birds dont know about the doors and whats behind there and just assume stuff?

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Anonymous: ask where is god, and both birds will give you the right answer.

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Anonymous: GRAB THE FUCKERS BY THE LEGS AND GET THEM TO BOTH YANK EACH DOOR AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME THEN FUCK BOTH BIRDS FULL OF SPUNK AND THEN USE 'EM AS STRESS BALLS FOR WHEN YOU ARE IN THE HELL BIT! CAPS LOCK STUCK AAAAAAAARGH!

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Anonymous: ^fail troll is fail

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Anonymous: ^^ 11 year old thinks caps + swear words + randomness = lol

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Anonymous: yeah, sad litle fag. HEY LOOK I DONE CAN SAY FUCK IN CAPITOLS ON THE INTARNET!!!! ROFL LOLOLOL!!!.....Seriously grow up you immature little turd.

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Anonymous: Kickin' in the left door, sittin' in the right door, which door should I take?

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Anonymous: tell me the truth only which door is to heaven

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Anonymous: YOU ALL FAILDID COS I'M's IS 12 AND WOT IS THIS?

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Anonymous: HEY LOOKS ME CAN TIPE IN CAPSLOCK ON LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SUCK MY DIK NIGGAZ!!!!

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Anonymous: "Which door do I deserve to end up opening?"

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Anonymous: nigger

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Anonymous: "Is it true I am a female/male who is going through the left door to heaven?"

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Anonymous: God Slayer Mode: Ask one bird "what would one who lies say is the door to heaven"

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Anonymous: "Is it opposite day?"

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Anonymous: Pick a door and take your chances.

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Hi-res devil angel hell heaven art background

hi-res (670) , devil (26) , angel (20) , hell (22) , heaven (14) , art (1030) , background (409)

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Pyro: i like

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zombieslovenecros: wow my new background

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Anonymous: that's HOT.

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AnonFTW: moar

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ElCapitan

excellent work

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Anonymous: nigger lover

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so_what_if___: daeva vs asmodean, a match made in hell.

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crackerkiller5: awsome art work

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Anonymous: good

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Anonymous: shouldnt the white person be the devil?

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Anonymous: thats true the white person should be the devil LOL

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rustproof: coolest picture ive seen yet on chan4chan

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Brainless-M'Baata: @3712 & 9101, Not if you take violent crimes into consideration, but why use "white devil's" invention, the computer then?! Back to your stinky mudhut in Afreaka ASAP...

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jamerdud: ats my babe

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ONLY ATHEISTS ALLOWED

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Anonymous: Wouldn't be surprised.

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Anonymous: Science works in mysterious ways.

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Anonymous: No it doesn't. Because it's science.

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crackerkiller5: science be praised!!!!

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Warg: HOW??

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Anonymous: YES

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Tommeee: lol imagen that lol but tbh people who believe in god shouldnt let there minds wounder there too small to be out alone

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HappyGoLumpy: Oh my science!

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ElCapitan: paradox destroys universe (again)

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Vincent859: "APRIL FOOLS! Go on in, buddy...."

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Anonymous: fuck yeah, i'm in like flinn

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MOSES, MEET STEVE. HE'S GONNA UPGRADE YOUR TABLETS...

Steve jobs god moses heaven upgrade comic

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Arschloch33: iGod (or just iMoses?)

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Anonymous: downgrade if you ask me...

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Anonymous: 3rd

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Anonymous: crapple fags got to hell

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Antiphon: Use two tablets - Multitask!

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Anonymous: Steve Jobs was a buddist so he got reincarnated as a sweatshop worker making ipads

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eidetic: karma....

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WELCOME TO PARADISE!

Jesus (215) , religion (350) , heaven (14) , metaphore (3) , comic (402)

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Harvey: becuz teh bible tellz me so

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Anonymous: good point.

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Anonymous: ah, christians and their pick and choose morality. fuckin burn em too.

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Blue: Don't burn them. That's what Nero did.

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Furore23: Most of you won't know this, but the character here who has just died is a real person, Larry Gygax. When he died in 2000, an even called Kawaii-Five-Oh, it was a sad sad day for nerds everywhere. The man who writes this comic book 'Mitch Burlap' goes by the nickname Giant's Tick, and he wrote this issue as a memorial to the passing of this great man, Gaxy Gygar.

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Furore23: Oh if only we had known you were sick, Mary Gygax. If we had only known! We all could have written comic books about your afterbirth. But just like the Suicide Accidents who martyred themselves on Kawaii-Five-Oh, you lived surrounded by virgins, and shall forever after be surrounded by virgins. Won't somebody think of the children? Other than you, I mean.

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MegaShit: ^Que?

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Furore23: ^ You're welcome.

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Cobra: Well... I laughed.

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DoDo: Christianity is such a club of faggots.

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Anonymous: TLDNR

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The Original Spoon: Furore, you are off your rocker in this thread. And you are messing with the memory of Geddy Leegax, the genius father of rollerblading games.

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Furore23: ^ Oh god, you're right, I'm so sorry. I should have never disrespected the good name of the Godfather of so many great role-playing experimenses, like 'Keep My Boardshorts Home', 'Exposition of the Barren Teats', 'A Tempest of Evil Enemas', 'Shirley Temple and Gary-Poon', 'Monk de Wally de Honk', 'Aisle of a Rape', 'Queer Dryness', and who can forget that legendary classic...

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Furore23: 'Narcissistic Hack Railroading Dungeon-Master Hates the People He Spends All His Time With and Decides to Murder All the Characters They Have Invested Time and Effort Into Rather Than Admit He is Just Bored of Being a Dungeon-Master'.

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d20: the campain I DMed lasted over 5 years. I was the only one left of the original group by the time I moved away

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BnSneky: Lame

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The Original Spoon: I used all those modules! I probably still have them in a box somewhere nestled with copies of Dragass Magazine and mix tapes of Duran Duran and Eddie Rabbitt and Steve Miller singing Abracadabra. That was a big hit back then. 'A Tempest of Evil Enemas' was my favorite, btw. When they realized they'd have to fight the Bich King without a cleric pants were seriously shat, lololol!

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Furore23: ^ Ha ha, it's okay Spoony, we know it's you. Love 'Counter Monkey' btw, although probably your Final Fantasy reviews were the best.

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Anonymous: If that is you Spoony, you used to be funny but now you're sort of a tosser

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Furore23: ^ Oh, don't go parroting that obvious troll failed-meme. You only have to sample reviews from each year of his site to see that the only change has been in production quality.

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Anonymous: Sorry dawg, but Spoony, and Channel Awesome in general are not funny.

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The Original Spoon: I'm never Spoony. I was originally spoon on here, but someone nabbed it in red ink while I was away. So when I came back around I became who you see here, tosser or not. I honestly don't even know what Final Fantasy is though I've heard of it, of course. I assume it's a game. Or is it that movie about dying but not quite? That's Final something. I'm no monkey, either. I did play rolemodeling games

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Furore23: ^ I forgive you for pretending not to be Spongy.

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Furore23: ^^^ Ha ha ha, oh Anon. If you want people to fall for your trolling, you should at least TRY to sound plausible.

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Anonymous: ^ Have you ever even watched Doug Walker and co. videos? They really aren't funny. Let me guess, you think Invader Zim is hilarious?

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Gifmaster: ^The creator of invader Zim made a comic called JTHM and that was genius, so don't fuck with him.

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Anonymous: ^ The creator of Invader Zim basically hates fans of said tv show, too

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Gifmaster: ^Because he is mentally disturbed, read JTHM, it's great!!

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Furore23: "I hate Doug Walker, and I hate Invader Zim, therefore Doug Walker IS Invader Zim!"

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Anonymous: ^ lolwut

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Anonymous: *metaphor

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Anonymous: Roman Dirge's Lenore series is fucking brilliant

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George Carlin was not just shocked to find out heaven was real, but that they were big fans...

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bananaman: heaven sounds pretty dope

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Anonymous: A drag is only used when your talking about cigarettes. its a hit if your talking about dope

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Anonymous: o rly?

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George

yah rly

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Anonymous: NO WAII!!! :D

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Anonymous: this happen in real life...

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Anonymous: hahahahah i knew it

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Tattoos: The hilarious voice of reason. No one will ever fill his shoes.

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Grave: carlin is the man.

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Anonymous: hahahahaha

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Anonymous: it could be a drag with a joint a drag is three puffs lol and i say take a toke ersonally

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Anonymous: That's a very bad likeness of Carlin

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Anonymous: Looks more like David Carradine

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Anonymous: Throwing out your crap to make room for his stuff.

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OH LAWDS IS I IN HEAVEN?

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous: LAWL

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roflmobile: I LOL'D!!!!!!!!11111one

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caosurbano: first time he see food

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous: OMFG THATS FUNNY

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Anonymous: GHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA NIGRA

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Anonymous: Epix

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Anonymous: lawdy lawdy lawdy!!!

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Anonymous: hahahahah

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Anonymous: no no no... take my wife!

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Anonymous: LMFAO HAHAHAHA

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Anonymous: all your melons belongs to niggers

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Fuck!

Stephen hawking jesus heaven stairs christopher reeve wheelchair

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Anonymous: Christopher Reeve

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Anonymous: HAHA pwned

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Anonymous: damn...someone got it wrong big time. Surprised they didn't tag jesus as allah.

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Anonymous: ^ They're both just as likely to be supernatural beings.

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Bubble: I could have tought an ant to shoop better than this

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Anonymous: ^ please do so

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Anonymous: "Surprised they didn't tag jesus as allah." If you want me to, I will.

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Anonymous: Oh god yes --- I mean Allah yes that would be fucking funny as hell

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GOD: This was actually not long ago , we only had stairs . Who the hell wants all these handicapped people around ? They are so depressing . Open the hole and send them to hell . We do have a Transporter now , but we only use it on the funny ones .

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Anonymous: Fuck!

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AGENTDORK: DUDE I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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\m/: I may have alzheimer's, but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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lonerstoner45: HA!

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Anonymous: Jus in case u didn get this, its a fail cz whoever shooped this thot Christopher Reeve(Superman) was Stephen Hawking(Smartest Retard on Earth who obviously doesn't believe in Jesus but believes in Science)

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I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE VIRGINS BEING HUMAN. - RELIGION OF PEACE

Muhammad religion heaven virgin pig trollface

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Furore23: So THAT'S why they're not allowed to eat them.

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Anonymous: Of course he never said anything about human, the virgins would have to be muslims and muslims are not human.... damn pigs

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Anonymous: WIN

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Moongrim: Epic Win!

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Anonymous: WINRAR

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Squirrely1: Silly Swiney...

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Lizard: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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crackerkiller5

Hola!

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Anonymous: True

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Feelfree: delete this picture, the only pig is the one who posted this picture

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Anonymous: the virgins are the other faggots who blow themselves up and never score, duh

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Anonymous: bwaahha

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ImYourMomBIATCH: lol

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chrud: who want's to deflower 75 virgins anyway? they just get all clingy and act like you're they're whole life or somethin. i'll take my pussy on this side of the cosmic veil, and i'll take 'em already broken in for me.

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Anonymous: fail

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SaidaMall: I don't find a reason to hate mohammad

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Anonymous: Do you know who is this guy

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Anonymous: lololololololol

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Anonymous: not funny

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Flarp: It's all hype anyway. The actual AD said: Virgin blow up doll. Comes with 72 replaceable hymens!

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Anonymous: silly

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Anonymous: mark the calender truth was told todAY

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Anony-me: i always thought being stuck in heaven with 72 women who knew nothing about sex didn't sound that great

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LionelCosgrove: Old ... but nice version with that Picture ! ;)

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user775: FUUUUUUUU

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Anonymous: Hadji prefers young men. Man love Thursdays are his favorite pastime. Fucking muslims need to be exterminated.

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TrollFace: U mad muslim extremists?

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Anonymous: heh,heh! Lots of them were mad until they got a 7.62 mm pain killer to the head!

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Weed: You didn't say anything about them being female either, faggot.

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Lickathesplit: yeah, but who said you had a dick in heaven in the first place, kinda unnecessary huh, or didn't you think the term virgin was for females who weren't ripe for reproduction, meaning deflorised virgins would get pregnant in your heaven, and adding a couple of trillion baby's (eternity) doesn't make it so heavenly for me, shitting and screaming as they do...

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Lickathesplit: Thinking ........ Not so high on your priority list i presume.

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Anonymous: hahahahaha

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Anonymous: durka durka durka

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Anonymous: HAHAHAA DID SOME CUNT UP THERE ACTUALLY SAY "DELETE THIS PICTURE" lmao lmao lmao YEAH, that's gonna happen stupid shitrag mudslime scum.

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BlazinWeeds Ghost: ^I sure hope you are one of my virgins so I can tear your ass to pieces.

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Anonymous: Anyone that kills or rapes women deserves to be ridiculed, horribly...

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Anonymous: I thought it was 72 virgins.. not 75.. or 72 virgils goin "you got a purdy mouth boy"

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HWOOD: HA HA Crakerkiller - postin a pic of Swiney - LOLOL!!

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Anonymous: post moar

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Raygunz: Have fun fucking your piglet virgins Osama.

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KofeeAnon: TROLLHAMED LOL

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/unsee: More proof that religion sucks. I'm not against God. Just the words humans put in God's mouth.

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sumdumfukr: u mad muhamuuud? lol fuck you and your stupid followers.

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"muhamuuud"

since 9/11, you're spending zillions on safety measures and still feel unsafe at every bigger public event... muhamuuud wins

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MrSandyNigger: Old joke. Stop spoiling it faggots.

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The TRUE FACTS about BOTTLED WATER that science doesn't want you to know - 92% of this water is tears of the damned.

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Anonymous: this is some useful information !

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Anonymous: ^For children perhaps.

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Rorix: Oh, so that's why bottled water is so good

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Twinchlian: The tears of the damned taste damned sweet.

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Anonymous: true story, brah

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Anonymous: i hate bottled water... *drinks from Fiji bottle* problem??

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Dat one guy: Yay now i can drink all the nazi tears i want!

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Thanos: were all damned

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Anonymous: Fucking religion. It is shit.

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Midgeinc: Science is fun :D

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Anonymous

Tastes good tho

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Greeft: All the bullshit advertising for the overly priced bottled shit never got me drinking the crud but this approach just might work.

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Midgeinc: ^ It's not a bad idea.

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Anonymous: well done!

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Grave: haha! excellent!

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TASTYbacon: lol'd a little bit , then stopped and put my paNTS over my face........

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Hughbie: Brilliant...I've always hated those fuckers annoying the shit out of everyone...

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cracker_killer: ^what he said^

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Boreece: ^^ seconded

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DutchGuy: ^^^ thirded

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redrocco: rofl

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Anonymous: religious robot is thankful

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Anonymous: yiff in hell christrobots

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largo121: stick to your day, as a cartoonist you suck

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Hughbie: ^yiff in hell.....your condenmnation is unfounded....

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Anonymous: ^Yiff in your sister

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Anonymous: let's do the same to the rest of them! ^ ^

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Art religion hell heaven Judgement jesus

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Furore23: So... Darth Vader works for Santa Christ?

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Anonymous: this is how we should muslim in ...kill em all

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Anonymous: Your destiny awaits you

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Fatjesus85: Mmm this reminds me of fable

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cybersinner: Looks to me like Christ is sending his pedos to collect all of the kiddies!

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Redrocco: anyone know the title and artist?

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-tropic: "Last Judgement" Hans Memling

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Redrocco: thx

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taywalker: mmmmmmm naked afterlife. gimme some of that :P

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precious: doesn't looks like modern day hesus

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Weed: "Tiny penises go to heaven, big ones go to hell. Massive beaf curtains? GTFO."

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boss: Looks like hell has a very good wieght loss program. No one is fat ?

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user775: hahahaha who the fuck you people think you are to be in heaven? not a single one of you will ever be in heaven and on the judgement day you will be judge just to see if your worth living ON EARTH NOT HEAVEN or not and going to hell.

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Banshee5: the coolest presentation of hell is from Dante's Inferno

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America consumption art hi-res culture allegory heaven.hell usa

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Anonymous: wtf

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maaza: f'n brilliant & saved

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Anonymous: Now that is something...

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Gotteslast: looks shopped, i can tell from sum of tha pixulls

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asp: brilliant

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Anonymous: Fuck me that's awesome

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boss: This art speaks to me.

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Anonymous: Gotteslast.....good thing u can count pixels, otherwise you would have thought that was a real pic......DUH!!!!!

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hostess: trips me the fuck out

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Crook: Best drawn version of Dante Alighieri's "Divine Comedy" evar.

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Rex: The Forever Unfinished Building No. 4 (2008) by Gao Brothers ➲ http://www.gaobrothers.net/

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BnSneky: very nice

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Anonymous: Spiderman is watching... waiting...

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uriar: nice but better res needed ...

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CANIHAVEHEAVENPLS?

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Anonymous: Fail, there's no hell in Buddhism

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Anonymous: but nowhere does it say she goes to hell....you sir, fail.

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Anonymous: just not funny...FAIL

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Anonymous: it means buddhism only go to heaven.... and it is kinda funny

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MatiasxD: Its funny cuz for catholic people there is hell, for buddhism not, that is why no hell for them :/ that makes me think we make our death a piece of shit

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grim: buddhism believes in reincarnation.

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Anonymous: ^and this fella was reincarnated as Satan's bitch. Where's teh bloody problem?

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Anonymous: Bhudists are already in hell. Forced to spend their lives worshipping some fat dumpy guy with a big navel

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niggerjew: he's TRYING TOO HARD

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Anonymous: what the hell was a truck doing in the kitchen?

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Anonymous: ^ ha ha! I like this guy's way of thinking! why IS there a truck in the kitchen?

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vengance: and why is satan also in the kitchen?....

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Grave: can i has heaven

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CRACE: want heaven? go buy one...

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