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AND JUST A PINCH OF...OOPS

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Quantum69: lol, you fuckied up nigger

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fiveby5: anybody else notice that halo IS THE TOP OF A TRIFORCE?!?

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MACKY83: 9gag putting c4c to shame since 2011

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dougs: Looks like he was aiming at Alaska.

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DarbyCrash: this explains a lot

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Quasimodo: mwahahahahaha!

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Anonymous: all hail the lord

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Anonymous: ramen

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Anonymous: flying spaghetti monster!

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Anonymous: sauce?

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RoflCopter: tomato-sauce?

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rach3l: this will be my next tattoo

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Anonymous: May he touch you with his noodly appendage.

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Anonymous: so hungry...

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Grave: TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!!!

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Kim Wilde: I WANT TO FEEL YOUR BODY!!

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DutchGuy: ^ that's samantha fox, moron

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TASTYbacon: Grave you fucking FAIL again. GTFO

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Anonymous: do want

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ThrillBilly: all hail FSM

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A BETTER BIBLE: Don't be a dick.-God

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Rorix: Nice summary, bro

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Jesus: I approve

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dogpig: Well that makes it a helluvalot more clear!

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Father Dickenballs: God should take his own advice.

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crackerkiller5: praise science

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Munster: Andy Dick?... or Dick Tracy?...

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Weed: ...or my army of Etiquette Ninjas will have their way with you.

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Munster: ... be a pussy...

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BnSneky: be a cunt

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Limerick: God fucking hates detectives.

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s

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Gottesackerpflüger: and to the pope: don’t try to be MY dick. - God

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Lickathesplit: Nope, still not convinced !!!

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Jesus: be anonymous

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Trollzwin: Mr. Pope... stop pretending to be god

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MrPerspective: Easy to read even for the uneducated. WIN.

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Anonymous: well said. i know this is off topic but i piss blood when i shit. do you think it's the stigmata?

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uriar: rabi akiva stated long ago that "love your neighbor" is the whole bible in short

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Anonymous: a simpler qur'an "be a cunt to EVERYONE!!!"

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Anonymous: mmm still no help with my anal bleeding. it really hurts and i've had to change the shitter twice.

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MrPerspective: 1825 , Jesus didn't get any nails in the dick (officially1). Your stigmata must cum from another religion's man-god. Ever read Tome 1 of the Commander series?

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MrPerspective: ^ Oops! That series was only published in french. My bad. Book 1 was about a Bronx zombie with 7 cursed daggers in "special places" keeping its undead soul nailed to the rotting flesh.

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precious: god is the biggest dick with the biggest dick right after me

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Anonymous: my dick?? it's fine, it's the gusher blasting out my arse that has me freaked. it's of biblical proportions.

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Cuntfux: Best Bible yet

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Alkarnur: < An even better bible: "Don't be a pussy." or "Don't be an asshole." or "Thou shalt not gay."

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MrPerspective: Talk to me, 2521. What happened? Tried to goatse, and parted the Red Sea? "Paging Dr House. Dr House to Proctology."

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Anonymous: 4515 i think i may have made it worse. i watch the devils last night, ken russel film. anyway the nuns had a religous experience with a wax candle. so i tried to plug the leak so to speak. i think it was too large becuase now there's more blood and my farts feel like a light breese.

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MrPerspective: ^ One word, man: CONSULT. You need to have a proper examination down there. Let a Doctor look at it. Though I expect it's just an anal fissure or a hemorrhoid. But take it seriously, might be giving you anemia... for starters! Never a good idea to let a bleeding unchecked.

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MrPerspective: The Atheist's Bible : "Don't be a bigot" :-)

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4309: thanks. i've been meaning too. i'm trolling a bit the the bleeding true. i have been feeling more fatigued over the last few months.

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Anonymous: ... and furthermore it's pretty scary taking a shit and seeing deep red water in the bowl :(

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Anonymous: My bible.

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Choko: you too, God.

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Anonymous: bleed guy. it occurs to me that everything got f**ked up when people made a religon out of it and took it all way to seriously. surely the message of these stories is don't be a dick. simple. i think this is obvious and inherent though. deep down you know when something isn't right.

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Anonymous: bumoy bumpy

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Anonymous: nice!!!

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How many people did God kill in the Bible?

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Anonymous: God killed all those niggas for being jews.

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Anonymous: God IS Love. Murderphile.

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Anonymous: love is application of force. without energy use nothing would be. but the xtian god is the material plane and its effects (nt), if it isnt just ones feelings (at).

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GOD HIMSELF: God Didnt write the bible, people did and if you weren't such an ignorant fuck you would understand that

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Anonymous: Nice kill count you camping mother fucker.

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MadNiggerish: Hitler did better

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Anonymous: ^would have agreed but he wasn't personally responsible for many at all whilst the bad mother fucker on high wiped these cunts out on his own.

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Anonymous: "Nice kill count you camping mother fucker." < LOL'd

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springer: noah - time to build ark

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lulalele: last week i was wondering... how many people was killed in god's name?....i love the motherfuck internet

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BnSneky: hahahaha

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Anonymous: Still behind Stalin and Mao though .

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Where is your God now?

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Anonymous: All hail the giant cathead in the sky.

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Spermany: think i saw it once

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4chansucks: hail

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Warg: CatGod demands great sacrifices of catnip.

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Anonymous: Ceiling cat is the one true god.

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xHumbex: Oh My Fucking CAT!

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Bongochops: Trueman show cat

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lily84: ceiling cat

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YuLiekPicturz: mother of god..

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Anonymous: In your head

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Knome: basement cat

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Flarp: Should be, "Where is your God meow?"

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TitsMagoo: InterDimensional cat is letting our air out. Fuck off, tourist!!

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rock: i just knew all along.they lied to us,basterds

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GOD PUT FOSSILS IN THE GROUND - TO TEST OUR FAITH

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Anonymous: Or just to fuck with you.

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Moongrim: he can test faith by showing ups

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asp: he put them there a few hundred million years ago

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Greeft: Why would god show us his uninterruptible power supply or the united parcel service Moongrim?

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Limerick: He obviously didn't finish his sentence. He meant to say "by showing ups what anthrax looks like."

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GOD: I'm a prankster GOD!!!

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Jesus: My dad always makes stupid jokes like that. You know, famine, wars, Jews, and France.

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Allah: Asshole put flaming dog shit on my porch.

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Anonymous: We should put God in the ground and test his.

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Anonymous: god put you here to test my faith dude

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Anonymous: With the currently incomplete fossil record that modern science has to show for itself. It should greatly test an evolutionists faith.

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Flarp: Complete bullshit. God exists, and is just as much the prankster as anyone on c4c. Besides, fossils are tasty. Wht are you btiching about?

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God: ^Sure I exist. Why don't you go light yourself on fire so you can make your way to me even quicker my child.

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Anonymous: Because thats a Sin

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Al-Asma-Ul-Husna (The Beautiful Names Of God)

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anon: wth? do they have a god for poop as well?

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Limerick: Congratulations.

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XENU: IM DOINITRITE!

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Anonymoose: yeah suck on that christfag

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NSFW: And now onto the B's...

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Harvey: \n// Al-Shockir: The Lord of Shock. "two in the pink, one in the stink"

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XENU: ^i RORd...

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Anonymous: Where's El Kabong?

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XENU: Kabong? Shits been cashed, man

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Anonymous

ALLAH ACKBAR

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Anonymoose: I am Al Awezumh

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uriar: i am Al Yahudi

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Anonymous: This belief system is bullshit.. just ask Al-Alim

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Anonymous: What a load of old bollocks...

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Art god painting

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Sasi: Derp god

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Furore23: ADAM MAH BOI!

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Anonymous: ^ hahaha

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Anonymous: @6425 ahahahahahaha

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NigBickDigger: "so u ate the fruit too, huh? well - you ready for this ass whoopin'?"

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veranet: its Hercules arm wrestling Gandalf the red

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Anonymous: ^sweet, i would love to watch that. maybe they can 69 afterwards

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WannEatFud: Gandalf? Nah, that's Brian Blessed and Flash Gordon after he let himself go

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Furore23: William Riker and Shepherd Book.

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Confucsus says: nice tit

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Anonymous: religion is dumb and dangerous

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Anonymous: Hatred of religion != atheism, too many angry atheists become just as blind and ignorant as the religious folks they criticize. P.S. WannaEatFud: You just put a name to the voice I imagined :D

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BnSneky: Fags

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CHRISTIANS - If GOD is real then why do you not want to die?

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Sasi: It's a good question. Why the Popemobile has bulletproof glass windows?

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Wr104Gamma: Ill ogic vs instinct 101

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Greeft: The Columbine Boys were providing a service and helping the dumbfuck believers meet their creator a little sooner!

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Arsonist: idk

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Anonymous: "everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die"

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Anonymous: My shrink says I have no empathy for anyone.... and I have no fear of death... go figure.

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Draugh: Suicide is a mortal sin depending on who you ask. Something about throwing god's gift of life back in his face and getting sent to hell.

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Anonymous: THE DIE AN ETERNAL DESTRUCTION....TO BE NO MORE ...TO NOT BE IN GOD'S REMEMBERENCE IS WHY I DONT WANT TO "DIE" WITHOUT ACCEPTING THE GIFT OF HAPPY EVERLASING LIFE THROUGH JESUS' OBIDENCE TO THE CREATORS WILL.

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Anonymous: If suicide wasn't a sin everyone would be killing themselves and if everyone is dead the Vatican can't make their money.

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Anonymous: same reason u dont get ner a blonde

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ThelemicMage: lol 3783. If you're not trolling, you got your fuckin balls trolled through your intestines on this one.

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Anonymous: not all christians are certain they will go to heaven. they don't want to face that uncertainty.

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Anonymous: God gives hope not suicidal zeal

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Anonymous: Unless your a Muslim I must correct.

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Anonymous: "if God is real then do you want to die" <- Quran sound

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Anonymous: Because we have yet to rid the world of dumb fucks like you. =)

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Anonymous: Because we have to suck at least a thousand cocks before our faggot creator will let us into heaven.

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Anonymous: Suicide is a sin, but reckless self endangerment isn't.

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Anonymous: depends on how you die

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AZO9Swall0ded: because you doooont reaaally believe

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ID Sammich: The reason the church told me was "so we can spread the love of God to as many people as we can before we pass." I lol'd

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Anonymous: <- um doesnt really mention suicide. it simply asks why so many fear death when they claim to have faith in an afterlife. btw you can have Faith right now for a handfull of ones at your local titty bar.

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Leashedhate: Yes, pleas go have dinner with jehosephats, or whatever fucking metaphor gets you OFF the highway.

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Flarp: Interesting question.

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Lickathesplit: Hahaha, LOL'd ITT, good one Sasi

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Anonymous: GOD BRINGS LIFE NOT DEATH,,,, TO SIN IS TO DIE ( BE NO MORE ). SUICIDE BEING AN UNFORGIVABLE SIN IS ERROR, IT WAS CREATED BY THE MERCHANTS WHO CONTROL THE KING WHO IN TURN CONTROLS THE PRIEST WHICH TELLS THE PEOPLE WHAT TO BELIEVE AND THAT ONLY TO PREVENT THE LOSS OF YOUR LABOR AND TAXES TO THE MERCHANTS, AND KINGS,.

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Hex: ^ someone shoot this guy

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StormTrooper: I'll be honest. I'm Christian and I'm fucking scared to die if I'm not "good enough" to get to heaven.

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Anonymous: Well, you just sinned so have fun in hell if it exists ;P

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Anonymous: ^9500 It's not a question of being good enough, for all have fallen short of the glory of God... but if you believe in Him, then it's by grace that you'll have everlasting life

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Greeft: That's one of the main problems I have with organised religion StormTrooper; the fact that they try to control people through the use of fear.

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Lickathesplit: ^^ You've just killed my brain by it's unabillity to grasp the enormousness of your stupidity... By writing down this utter mindless and repetitive chant you deserve to die 'ya fuckin' zombie, not a happy newyear to you. Only one remedy pops up : Buy a big fucking magnet, wipe it back & forth over your brain & hope it gets blanked so you can start over. for fucks sake man...

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Anonymous: ^ your brain by it is unability? what

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Lickathesplit: ^It's not my language asshole, you speak & write Nederlands, then we can communicate in Dutch.... Thought so....

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Anonymous: ^ Not my language either, and I don't tell you to speak my own native one. It's = it is. Not that hard.

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Lickathesplit: Sprechen sie Deutsch fielleigt ? Par le vous Francais ? Habla Español ? Me neither, but the day i get a 24 hr. ban for bad grammar is still about 2 weeks away, so bare with me, i'm correcting as much as possible

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Anonymous: ^ Actually it's on the 3rd, which is 2 days from now. Lern2english, lern2maths.

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Lickathesplit: Hahaha, didn't know that, i saw so many things, a day for sobriety, a day for pr0n, etc.. Learning English is mostly checking my spelling before i submit a comment, the math is o.k. because i just did a test before i was accepted, remember ?

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Anonymous: @2210: You meant to say "Sprechen sie Deutsch vielleicht ?"

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Lickathesplit: ^back in your grave Adolf

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Daddy: Any "god" that would send someone to hell is a fucking douchebag, eternal damnation for what years of fucking up? I've said it before and I'll say it again, if there is a heaven and I don't get in because I'm not religious I'm telling god to fuck himself and Jesus to let me get some of dat sweet sweet palm lovin'.

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Lickathesplit: And if there is a heaven and i'm not getting in, i'll join the suicide bomber team of the other side.. Satan Akhbar !!

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crazyassmofo: ^^ Yo Daddy,Cool down man!

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rustproof: @6432 sounds like christisnity mixed with world of warcraft...

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craz8bomber: Because the world still has much to learn from me

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uberbarf: Because we don't get 72 virgins.

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MrPerspective: "Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die." -- (Some famous philosopher whose name I forgot)

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LeashedHate: Cheese sandwiches are terrific.

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Anonymous: i dont see why atheists hate christians...what have the christians done to make the atheists hate us so badly..what does it matr what we believe...its not like were stickn a gun to your head and forcing u to go to a service on sunday mornings

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Phadrus: Where does it say in the

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Phadrus: Where does it say in the Bible that you can't kill yourself and it's a sin?

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djh123: ^^^^well if you love the Lord with all your heart.. you wouldn't commit suicide..^^^ he commands us to love him..

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Phadrus: Dear Anon>> Atheists see you as living in a fantasy land. Hence, US policy is somewhat based on Christian teachings. If a number of nuclear mushroom clouds rose over Israel, as horrible as that would be, there would be a number of Christians that would see a silver lining on those nuclear clouds. Anyone else want to explain this more???

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Lickathesplit: I am no scientist but the way i see it ; a cluster of black holes suck up and crush inwards all matter/energy, since there is no decline of matter/energy a critical crush point will be reached .. The only reaction against inward crushing is i believe outward exploding or expanding .. It is said that during the big expansion all matter expanded at the same time at that moment .. t.b.c.

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Lickathesplit: Supported by science that says ; matter likes to return to its natural state, thus, matter crushed expanded afterwards at the same time .. Pattern ? Big expansion, gassclouds collaps into stars, various stars create different elements, elements thrown into space and on planets fuse and mutate, life emerged, supernova's create black holes, black holes fuse/clutter, circle achieved, Why so god ?

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Anonymous: all life is about getting rid of energy, a river meanders for no reason at all other than to dump excess energy. hitler killed a few jews just to use up energy, no big thang

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froggywentacortn: I eat flies !

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Anonymous: If God is real, then why are people following verbatim a bible that was written 200 years after Jesus bit the bullet?

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Anonymous: I'd have to say that, according to the bible, this is actually inacurate. Christians only live to do God's will, of course if they live or die, that's not their own choice, but God's

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MrPerspective: I don't have a problem with believers. I just have a problem with bleating hypocrite bigot fanatics trolling my doorstep. And imposing their own arbitrary ways on other people. Such as their tight-ass backwards "morals" fucking up the 1st Amendment under the excuse of "obscenity".

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MrPerspective

Simple, concise, to the point, and promotes tolerance.

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Anonymous: yeah kill yourself already, god damn

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Anonymous: Like the above Sticky well said!

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Twinchlian: Cuz it's a one shot ride bro - you're never coming back here - make the most of it even if the next ride is all that and so much more..

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Anonymous: Because they want to kill non-christians first.

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Anonymous: its not that we dont want to die, its that we want to live and are not afraid to be a martyr.

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Anonymous: Religions ONLY PURPOSE is to BUILD ARMIES , So you spend your entire life waiting to be dead. Do you wake up in the morning and think "Damn, I am still alive?" or do you join an army?

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mischievious: ^ Amen. ;)

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Hughbie: I love these shit stirring arguments...it always bring out everyones best!!!

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Anonymous: Well, if you're gonna retire at 65 anyway, why work?

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Anonymous: They do, but suicide is a mortal sin so they have to wait it out. It's clear that they want to die what with all their talk of the End Times and the Rapture

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Anonymous: The Rapture? That's Debbie Harry, right?

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Anonymous: No, it's a city under the sea.

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Anonymous: I'm gonna convince myself all the christfag stuff is true just before I die, just in case it is, so I can sneak into heaven and troll.

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Anonymous: All people are born with doubt in their mind. Quit asking stupid questions like these, because 99% of the people around this place tend be atheist liberal cunts. Appealing to the masses? You'd make a good politician.

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InternetH8Machine: I like women because breasts

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Anonymous: god is the earth, the earth is real, god creates all this wonderful tsunamis and all, the ionosphere is somehow part of god too, but im not ready for heaven which is underground, thank you very much, although all those nice little whitey beings xtians call angels (if they arent some symbols for elemental fluids) might taste fine somehow i'd rather have them in my tequila

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Hughbie: ^I think lay off the tequila

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God atheist epicurus

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Anonymous: wow

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Anonymous: Atheists. Having a narrow view of spirituality since 33 A.D.

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Anonymous: Religites: Thoroughly convinced that there even is such a thing as spirituality to stifle fear of death, since 70,000 B.C.E.

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Anonymous: Religious Zealots: Believing whatever is told them so feverently that it causes them to ignore there original beliefe entirely to go kill others, since a long fucking time ago.

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Anonymous: 1243115225969 Atheisits...having a better grip on reality since 33 A.D.

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Anonymous: ^ Atheisits?

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Anonymous: Agnostics: Laughing at both of you, since 1860

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Anonymous: Agnostics: Not realizing that they're atheists by default and will do anything to argue otherwise.

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Anonymous: lol...

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BeatsOnLosers: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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Anonymous: Epic win is epic!

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Oa: I'm Gnostic (no, not Agnostic), and I like this post. The big guy's 1st commandment prohibits us from having any other gods before him and the 2nd says he's a "jealous" god. My thinking is: 1) Jealousy is imperfection, so this god can't be perfect. 2) Jealousy is a sin, so he's also evil. and 3) Omnipotence wouldn't be jealous of something that isn't real, so does this mean other gods exist? Hmmm.

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GOD: What do you bunch of fucking whining babies want from me ? If you want a fucking magic show go and get tickets for Criss Angel or David Copperfield . All I have to do is cut a fart and all of you will be destroyed . Hey Jesus ! Son - Pull my finger .

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Anonymous: Pathetic

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Anonymous: @Oa: tits or gtfo

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Hughbie: Religion: For weak people. Grow some balls people and toughen the fuck up.

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Anonymous: ^idiots: to far up there own asses to realize everything leads back to god since this thread started

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Hughbie: And you have proof? You pathetic failure...keep clinging to your beliefs...religion...its started more wars, killed more people yet you clowns still carry on like fuckwits....lol....failures...

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Anonymous: yeah cause athiests don't start wars. USSR, NK, Mao's China all peace loving athiests. Airhead salute lol

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Hughbie: ^you FAIL again dickhead...USSR=Russian Orthodox Christians, NK=Buddhism originally....but now who gives a shit, China=Buddhism, Taoism and other minority religions.....SO....fellow airhead...you have proving yourself a dumb ignorant yank, void of all signs of understanding of the world outside of your little cocoon.... You fail, yet again.... now go and pray for help becuase you obviously need it

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sinonymous: Hey fuck you Hughbie, I realy HaTe YANKS. YANKS are for the cock and are not Hughbie...wow, I like Hughbie. FUCKING YANKS!

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Anonymous: Epicurus, 341 BCE – 270 BCE

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Warg: Just because Gods are unable to completely destroy evil, we shouldn't completely reject them. GODS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

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Anonymous: Pathetic2

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XITS: Whence cometh evil? All observations BELONG to the observer. Moral: don't seek for what you don't want to find.

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Anonymous: Spirituality has nothing to do with a belief in God(s).

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Grave: GOD DOES NOT EXIST - /thread.

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ImYourMomBIATCH: Epicurus <3

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Anonymous: Christians = Taliban

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Doyousmell: Stupid: Able and not willing is not malevolence in the slightest...

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honghavok: He does it when ever he GOD Damn Pleases!

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Anonymous: there's no god

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Anonymous: Able and not willing is sadistic.

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Kennedy: bitches that think this is smart dont know shit about life

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Anonymous: ^ What has this got to do with life? It has more to do with reality.

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Anonymous: Why call him God? Because there always need to be symbols for things like death (Jesus (and not Death at the same time)) and life (and humans and especially clergy at the same time) (god)

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Anonymous: stress situations require something supernatural to turn to if things get too improbable like death and disease (theres no assurance against life and limb stuff when there is just POSSIBLY protethic measures)

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Anonymous: why even think about calling anything god? if its just priests in disguise. or replacements for science. or if whenever stuff happens the just claim it was the devil (or one devil) or lack of faith.

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nicaris12: atheists not being stoned to death by those who won't let others have their own opinions since 33 AD

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Ceesaurus: Epic u r us. We are Atheists, We are universal, We do not believe. We do not regret. Expect us

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Is this someone's idea of a joke?!

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Faust: Nope, Reality!!!

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Anonymous: that fucking funny

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Anonymous: pure win

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katlyng420: Well done. It's funny that God's gotta info kiosk.

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unicr0n: ahaaa is funny cos is true ahaaa

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Bruuutal: ahaaa its funny because you're a dumb fuck ^

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Anonymous: lol

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AlienNation: Stop with the 1000's of posts. FAIL.

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Anonymous: lmfao @bruuutal i really don't give a shit what you think of me

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Anonymous: Pretty good

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Anonymous: LOL FAKE ASS NIGGA

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Anonymous: I lol'ed

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Anonymous: so wrong

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Anonymous: laughed so much!

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THERE'S NO GOD NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE

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Anonymous: rape, rape, rape

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Pyramid Head: i know.... what gives?

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Samps: If that's true, then who gave us the gifts of bacon and weed?

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Anonymous: ^ pigs, and the ground

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Anonymous: ^but what gave us the pigs and the ground? FFFFFUUUUUUU

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Anonymous: why do they not realise this is the whole point of atheism?

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Anonymous: true true

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llamados0: That's all there is to it!

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AGENTDORK: im afraid of the day of my death. im going to go out in style like hitler

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Anonymous: ^Become an hero and do it faggot!

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Anonymous: I approve.

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crackerkiller5

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Anonymous: i disagree.

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Moongrim: Christians molest more often anyways

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Anonymous: there's no god, there are gods

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God: Im God, what is this?

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Anonymous: If you were God, you'd know what it is, omnipotence .....duh

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God: ^ By making me look like an idiot, you've made yourself a powerful imaginary enemy.

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Lickathesplit: Fuck GOD ! think about the existence of a soul, no eyes, no brain, no body, no nerv system, it kan not be hurt !!, a "flame"in hell would pass straight trough its "cloud", so, no pain, and no fear, no binding particles, so it would vaporise, no genitals, no use in heaven, (sorry marters) Eternity gone out of that window...!!! need more ??? no soul, is no morevalue of this imaginairy god/devil..!!

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Anonymous: i love dunkin donuts

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CockAsian: Porky piggin it.

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Anonymous: I'd be happier if there was a God and no Christians. Now there's no miracles and assholes trying to ruin world.

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Spartak: you see it only after death

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BnSneky: i knew it

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HungLoh: Now I'm worrying and can't enjoy my life. Thanks, atheist fuckhead.

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Anonymous: This came from Richard Dawkins' bunch, who are arguably as annoying as religious people

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Quantum69: Silly atheist, prepare to be smoted!

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Ranxerox: God does exist and I'm not worried.

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Capt Hard On: yeah, sorry. the Universe is conscious. that said, that doesn't mean the bible is factual, either. i hate how narrow the discussion has become. whatever the thing the word 'god' refers to, it's bigger than any silly little religion.

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Anonymous: your toy doesnt work, no batteries included, gtfo. there's tits. they're birds. cats are neutered often.

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Anonymous: are avalanches conscious because single stones can react somehow? or is it nature? do people do bad things as opposed to weather or earthquakes which just do - according to sinning having happened because even stones seem to have free will somehow, even if its not cpu sillicium and microswitches?

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Anonymous: even if stones seem to have no needs apart from gravitational effects and the occasional plants growing on them oh and magma and stuff?

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TwinkleToes: and when your life ends....START worrying, because you'll be in a much warmer place

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Hughbie: Just a little reminder folks....just saying...

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Bunglicker: Exactly! We have one life to live. When we die we return to that state we were in before we were born; nonexistence. I believe in life BEFORE death. You religious shits can't be happy until everyone else believes as you do.

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Anonymous: body exists as maggot food and atoms and stuff. but biological life instead of matter interaction vanishes.

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Anonymous: suppose ex-iste ance is some kind of interaction capability.

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Anonymous: Maybe not in a way we understand 'god', but there may be something that created us all.

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Anonymous: i suppose god is the mattersphere, which everything comes from even if its just information and calculation which might not be recorded just arranged. and heaven is the angel cake where the maggots and holy people (balance sheet closed, long dead) are, not the ionosphere. as things happened back whenever they might happen nowadays if they make sense.

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Anonymous: oh and maybe a bunch of probability calculations and exception handling on that (attributable to humanoid figurines or otherwise)

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Hughbie: cake anyone?

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Anonymous: You have seen what mindless turds ISLAM has created. So you want to be just like those MINDLESS ROBOTS? WAKW UP! RELIGIONS ONLY PURPOSE IS TO BUILD ARMIES!

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Anonymous: mmmm, donuts

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"I see no God up here..." - Yuri Gagarin 1961

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Anonymous: Religion. I wish I could LOL but as long as more than 50% of the population fails at elementary logic, I just facepalm

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Anonymous: This science vs religion bullshit has to stop. One is empiric knowledge, one is a philosophy of life. Both are essential to humanity and spiritually fulfilling.

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Anonymous: My point exactly: religious people should stop pretending they have knowledge. They don't. They have belief. In something that doesn't exist. Saying "there is a god, he has a son named jeebus and they do all kinds of cookie shit" is NOT philosophy

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Samps: Of course, Yuri was probably required to say that by the Soviets.

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^^^^^: troll

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Anonymous: true epic!! when frist arrived in moon FTW! xD

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DutchGuy: he probably said something like "holy shitski get me the fuck down from here

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Anonymous: I looked and looked but I didn't see God. * Yuri Gagarin after becoming the first person to orbit the Earth. Sometimes misquoted as "I see no God up here" ...

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Anonymous: Well.... I'd say the problem is that Bible has never said that God is sitting out in space looking down on us. The concept of God being "above" us is a metaphorical one. Besides, if it is true he's out there in space, what if he's really far out with a powerful telescope? Gagrin wouldn't have seen him in his tiny capsule. Or am I expecting too much logic from a 4Chan post?

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Sinonymous: ^Yeah, logic, right! The DOG that sees all is using a telescope. And when the facts don't add up, religo wacko falls back with, "it's just a metaphore", have you ever thought that mayhapps DOG is a metaphore?

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Hughbie: omg....here we go again....srsly ppl....this GOD you refer to. What is it, where is it, amd have you actually communicated with it? Communicated as in more than just within your small mind.????

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Anonymous: Dog is a metaphor? But the dog licking my balls right now can't be a metaphor! It feels too good!

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amon777: Hey Yuri, look over there! Toward the sun, that's the God they were refering to.

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Anonymous: silly people, believing in everything that scientists say, humans are stupid, you're making them gods

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Anonymous: It's not a case of what the "religo (sic) wacko falls back with", it's a case of what has ALWAYS been believed by followers. You unbelievers r the stupid literal interpreters, not us. That's why you mock, not us.

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Hughbie: ^So what is it you believe in? What is your "god" Not who, but what. Who refers to a person or physical form.....god is not that. God is worshipped by so many, since time immemorial in so many forms and ways.....but no one has yet proved its existence. Maybe the god you so fervently pray to is nothing more than mankinds imagination......lol...fancy that...

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Sparty: right!

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maddog1234: Communism rejects all religion (Marx called religion "the opiate of the masses") so it is natural that an EMPLOYEE of the Soviet Union would say something like this! Scientists claim to have "open minds" but they are always CLOSED when it comes to 2 things--the validity of the Bible and "climate change." On these 2 subjects "humanists" are as "intolerant" as you accuse Christians of being!

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llamados0: What is more important, "I see no God down here!"

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Warg: They're all on other planets... Still, they visit sometimes...

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Anonymous: someone give him some pot...he's not high enough.

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God: "Yuri Gagarin is dead."

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Anonymous: I see God everywhere I look

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ImYourMomBIATCH: ^Even in you moms arse?

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GrYm: Fuck you God !

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Anonymous: a true communist

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Anonymous: BRAVO!

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g-man: you must look deep within for god--- roundabout your arsehole

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ElCapitan: Looks pretty heavenly up there to me. xD

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fingerofdoom: you has to be a spirit to see and enter :3 youre still attached to your hooman body

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Flarp: He was hiding in Friedreich Neitsche's shoe all along

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Anonymous: Lol, it's funny listening to you anti-Deists whine, and yet adhere to your own faith-based ideology of a lack-thereof deity.

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Anonymous: ^ Yeah, that's why you are religious and I'm not because no one can be that stupid without religion being involved. Next, you will claim that being healthy is a disease...

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Anonymous: first religious thought god was in the sky, then we discovered it was not there, and later not even in space. everytime science finds nothing. the hypothetical existence of god is always pushed further and further. and now the religious say: "no, no, that's not what we meant, actually he is somewhere else" and now they want to find him before the big bang or say it's just a philosophy. lol

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Anonymous: too long, did not give a fuck

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Anonymous: to make it short: "the more we search, the less we can believe in god"

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Hellcat1138: " my god its full of stars....." bowman 2001 a space ody.

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Anonymous: I wish I had the faith some of y'all have. when I look around this world, I do not have the faith to believe that it all came from nothing. now that I know I don't have enough faith to not believe in God, I want to know which God to believe in. Jesus is the answer I've found.

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Anonymous: "there are two kinds of people in the world: those who say to God, 'They will be done.' and those to whom God says, 'Alright, then, have it your way.' "

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Anonymous: the last quote belongs to C.S. Lewis.

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Anonymous: religiousfags invasion on c4c? pfuuuuuu

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Anonymous: ^^^ jesuslogic fails so hard.

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Anonymous: he so no god there because he was occupied talking to the alients)

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Anonymous: Why would there be cod in space? He shudda gone to a fishmonger, not NASA

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GalacticStar: That's because you are now in Cudi's realm.

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Anonymous: billions of years of evolution ... there are higher beings than humans. forget bible thumpers and connect.

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FatGuy69: He didn't say that. It was propaganda pushed by an anti-religious organization. Would have been great if he had said it, considering he was the first person to ever enter space, but unfortunately he was an Orthodox Christian (fundamentalist) to the end.

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Anonymous: Yuri gagarin never sed thees words. Why people are so dumb? There is no record of him saing that, Nikita Hruchov made this up for the anti-religion propaganda.

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Greeft: ^Derrr obviously, he spoke Russian.

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Anonymous: Yuri Gagarin never said that. Nikita Khruschev said that as part of a speech regarding the Soviet's official atheism. In fact, Yuri Gagarin was an Orthodox Christian who baptized his daughter just before his space flight. So this whole false quote is full of fail.

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Ghostoftime: Your not looking hard enough!!!!!!!

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BnSneky: of course

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so so: And we don'Beleave that americans gone to the moon. God is more real than Armstrong...

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Hughbie: ^thats what you "believe"....and have been taught to believe...lol...

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Dabomb: and you believe on tv and internet , more stupid than the bible, never saw the on space or moon but on tv,

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Ceesaurus: LOL, Yuri's the MAN !!!

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Hughbie: lol Dabomb...I don't watch tv..it's full of crap and srsly dude..I think you would be the one to believe anything on the internet...

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dabomb: sure, some things that believe: bigfoot, werewolf,dracula , santa, usa's space program, ghost, smurfs, usa's economists, bin laden is dead, saddan was really bad, power balance bracelet, obama is a smart president, usa ru ... "i cant even say this with out laugh", i believe usa rules ha ha ah and i bbelieve ia can fly too ....

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Spartak: Can you see your soul? God is everywhere!

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The Original Spoon: When you look for God, God is in the look of your eyes - Rumi

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Liberals on Religion

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Anonymous: alot less car accidents in the middle east obviously

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Antiphon: What you just wrote....

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Greeft: Correct, roadside IED's have blown up most of the cars.

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Anonymous: All religions suck.

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Anonymous: Monothiesm = biggest assholes in history. (Nazi's = christians where the fuck is your god now)

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Anonymous: #3183

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Anonymous: religion is dangerous, regardless of what you call it...

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Anonymous: Umm no. Nazi's were darwinist that hated the very idea of a God. They thought that they were in total control and could create a "superior race" through "selective breeding" and and extermination of the "inferior race". But...most people today are miseducated dumbfucks that were taught by ignorant bigots so it's not surprising.

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Anonymous: no all religion is stupid mindless zombies sucking jesus cawk

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Korzo: Hitler was a Catholic, often speaking of Christian German culture and an Aryan Christ and related atheism to communism. In Mein Kampf he says the Aryans were created by God, which was the basis for his "master race" obsessions... so it would appear that anon6163 is one of those miseducated dumbfucks.

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Anonymous: fuck the system anarchist communism whithout racism

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handbannana: Hitler believed in Odinism

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Anonymous: all religions are comfort-food for the idiots and pussies of the world

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MegaBite: ^^ agree 10000000000000% with anon, thanks my brother atheist

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TinFoilHatGuy: 10000000000000% + 10000000000000% + 10000000000000% agreed.... ಠ_ಠ

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fLARP: ^ that looks like 'Child Support' math

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Anonymous: Hitler was a devout Catholic: "I am completely convinced that I am acting as the agent of God. I am now a Catholic and will always remain so."

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BnSneky: fuck

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Anonymous: ^^Irrelevant quote is irrelevant. Schwarzenegger could proclaim he's Zoroastrian, so what?

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Anonymous: On the other hand, being the Master Race is kinda cool

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Aryan gurl: Muslims are inferiors in every way to us Westerners .Allah is guiding muslims dogs and we both know most muslim countries are cesspools

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Aryan gurl: Allah is a fucking dog ,Muhammad is a fucking pig who fucked Allah

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Anonymous: Bullshit Mofo. Goddamn sand niggers are worse than Republicans, barely.

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Anonymous: No, Hitler was Christian: http://www.evilbible.com/hitler_was_christian.htm

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Anonymous: So not true, I'm a liberal and I"m 100% down with hating on muslims, honkey's too!

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Anonymous: haha, lol at all the stupid Dawkins-shit-for-brains-fags debating whether hitler was christian, odinist or pastafarian while missing the whole point of this pic.

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MegaShit: Republicunts on religion: Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus. God God God God God. Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus. God God God God God. Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus. God God God God God. Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus. God God God God God. Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus. Muslims are cunts, Gays are evil, Liberals are traitors. Fox is unbiased and factual. God God God God God. Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus. God God God God God. Jesus

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Anonymous: atheists about life: god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist god does not exist GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!! GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!! GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!! GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!! GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!! GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!

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Anonymous: Christians = Taliban

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RubberG: ^ Living in fantasy land.

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Anonymous: /\ Living in Mental Institution you are RubberG

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RubberG: ^ says the anon from his moms computer.

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Anonymous: /\ Says the miscegenation from his Apple.

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idrankallthebeer: actually, i love having muslims in america only because it freaks the christians out. fuck em all, really.

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anonymous: ^ Take the next plane to the mid east. Tell everyone there you are American. Hajis will send us video of your beheading. Fucking moron.

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What's God? - You know when you want something bad and you wish for it? - God's the guy that ignores you.

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Anonymous: кекек

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Anonymous: movie: The Island

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Munster: Crappy...

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Hardy906: great movie!

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Anonymous: Vagina

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Anonymous: hahah something is responding to my dreams lately, thats for sure, i just had to be REALLY specific about what i wanted

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KamiKinKaid: LOL

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Gantzkas: the island is a sick movie

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BnSneky: shit

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Quantum69: ROFLCOPTOR

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devijan12: nice one ,really liked that movie.Ewan and Scarlet <3

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Anonymous: and jesus also igsnores (till the end of times or something). but planning soothes. even if discarded later. oh and group dynamics. and chanting. if its not feeling good by doing lyrics along the lines of being property of unplanned coincidence or weather of something.

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fillinthevoidz: island movie was ok. needed more bewbs floppin out.

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GOD IS LOVE

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ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: bwahahahahaha dump it

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Anonymous: LOL

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Furore23: Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more.

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crazyassmofo: God is gay

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Anonymous: ^ u trollin

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Anonymous: sauce?

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Anonymous: god is LOL

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honghavok: Rev, Run.

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sturmfalke: xD

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Il Vargiu: Troll god

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Anonymous: ET telephone booth gone wrong

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BnSneky: small cock is small

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Tollwut: GOD IS LOVE - baby don't hurt me - don't hurt me - no more.... GOD IS LOVE...

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Anonymous: ^ wtf - that's exactly what was in my head, as well

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PRAY FOR DISASTER VICTIMS - PRAY TO THE GUY WHO ALLOWEDTHE DISASTER TO OCCUR

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Banshee5: Veritas est

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Anonymous: gotta love religion and religious people.

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Anonymous: pantyhose

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Raven's Wing: "God, please help me recover from that disaster that you allowed to befall me and took my loving family from me, but if you don't I guess that's Your will." Fundies are funny

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Anonymous: u r all very ignorant, but u will know when u r dead, so no worries.

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Raven's Wing: ^STFU trolling Christfag

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Anonymous: praissssssssssse the lord

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Hurrpees: I love god for giving us all the beauties in the world, cant believe he created a perfect race in his image :)

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Anonymous: your being ignorant!

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XITS: YOU ALLOWED THE DISASTER TO OCCUR ! duh. Did you stop it? pray to yourself whynot, prayerfag

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Anonymous: disaster doesn't exist...everything evil on earth is done by zionist Jews !

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BnSneky: why

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Grave: this is so retarded. YOU DON'T KNOW GOD. he did not LET this happen....

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Grave

...... HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF.

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Why does a perfect god create Retards?

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Anonymous: to laugh at

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Harvey: He makes them in his image.

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sickfuck88: because he sence of humor

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Harvey: She makes them in her image.

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Anonymous: to guide the blind into oncoming traffic =)

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pimpinpaul: to prove that he can make perfect retards

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Anonymous: every kid needs a pet

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Malacath: to show others what NOT to do, like open a door on an airplane or not to run with scissors etc

1289775012138

Warg: Retards serve their purpose in the cosmos. They make us feel better about ourselves and give us something to laugh at.

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Anonymous: We mock "retards" but in the grand scheme of things, they seem to be a happy lot. Perhaps ignorance IS bliss.

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chumpno1: god doesnt create shit, retards evolved from in breeding

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ajmisback: ^hehehe

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Cuntfux: Because if he didn't, there would be no politicians

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sickfuck88: because somebody has to live in west virginia

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ajmisback: ^ exactly thats where my ex went haha

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Antiphon: For the LuLs

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anonymous: because the voice of almighty god would drive a mentally stable person insane and god gets very lonely sitting up there so he creates retards for someone to talk to. that and he knows no one will believe them when they claim god raped them

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Finest: and here i thought a man and a woman created children and "God" let things fall as they may :( i need to learn more

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SLIPPY: Why does a op create retarded threads?

1290632600148

God: Duh! How else would I get worshippers.

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Anonymous: if we are created in the image of the big guy, then just maybe, he can does real stupid things to just as we do?

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Alkarnur: So there'd be someone to worship him. But then again how come someone perfect need anything, let alone worshipping.

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Anonymous: revenge on buddhists

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Greeft: I don't know OP, why do you think he made you?

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ajmisback: ^lol gee thanks greeft!!!

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ajmisback: lol and slippy where are your most awesome threads lols??

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al: He doesn't create retards, they're just democrats, ignore them.

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Anonymous: there is no god and nature is indifferent and cruel. it's up to use to create heaven. execute the retards

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Munster: Because of the weather...

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Lickathesplit: Retards are raised into retardism, a "god" has nothng to do with it, the universe however will stop their timeline via evolutionairy process, and reap their 'good' elements, thus recycling effects you to...

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mizakanator: suck it christian fags! you hate gays, but god made man in his image so god is gay cockfags!!!

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yxDWxUIM0

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Focktor: to post stupid threads!

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blackal: Retards are possessed by evil demons, didn't anybody watch "The Exorcist".

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Phadrus: So you could leave this post.

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VodkaMadness: onepieceislife.chatango. com/ cum chat wit meh

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Tylo: 'cause he has a sense of humor

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Munster: Because god was a lazy fucker like me... like you... like him...

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Anonymous: you mean atheists?

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Limerick: Whales can become a very lonely place.

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Munster: That's right Jonas... i mean Pinocchio...

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Phadrus: Do you really want to go to outer space? Just think of it!

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Anonymous: I lul'd hard!

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Grund1e: Retards were a 1st draft for niggers and sand niggers

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ajmisback: Being gay is a choice! Nobody is created gay!

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ajmisback: ^ @ mizakanator

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Phadrus: If being gay is a choice, then there are no "gay people". What are they? ... Straight people on a dick-sucking spree?

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Weed: Well, after the scandals in Ancient Greece and the whole Jesus-thing, God knew he had to do something about all them unwanted pregnancies, I mean the child support bills were starting to pile up- and you know God sure as hell wasn't going to use no f*cking condom. So, he did what any reasonable man would have done in that situation- he made sure the bitches couldn't be trusted.

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Anonymous: so they can populate websites like this

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Anonymous: It's haad out here fo' a simp!

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Anonymous: Because if we lived in a sublime and absolutely perfect world, we would have no real freedom of choice... Same thing applies if the world were to be absolutely evil and corrupted by malice and imperfection; what freedom of choice (for example) did Polish Jews have in 1939?

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Anonymous: God was a dead-beat dad who failed to pay child support for his kid!

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Lickathesplit: agree with phadrus on this one, being gay is about acceptance of your feelings, what your surroundings think of it is irrelevent..

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Limerick: Well ajmisback meant, I think, that there's no predisposition for humans being gay. This is probably true but that doesn't make it any more of a choice just as painters cannot help but paint and scholars cannot help but teach. It's a choice of persona and so, not a choice.

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Lickathesplit: Hmm, kinda disagree, you are born without constrictions of sexual behavier, if not for morals & values (brought to you by various religions) were thaught, a (male/female) person would be capable to have sex with man, woman, animals or whatever your fixation was at that moment.

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Phadrus: I don't know if this is true, but I heard that in the good ole' days @ 100 A.D. there was no "gay" or "straight" or "bi-sexual", there was only "sex". There were no categories.

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Lickathesplit: Don't want to be a bore, but sex is evolutionary, it is inprinted in you, why else would baby's masturbate in the woomb ? what visions would come upon them while masturbating ? My guess would be that they are experimenting with sexual feelings (or however you describe a attack of hornyness) and how to releive.

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Hellcat1138: here here lol

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Anonymous: Because life is a little nicer with some Forrest Gumps running around in it.

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ajmisback: phadrus being gay is not a disease, its a choice, guys choose whether or not to be a cocksucker!

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Uncle Harvey: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, just be thankful you're here

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Anonymous: respect the gump! he may be retarded but least he smarter than palin.

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Phadrus: ajmisback>> My being somewhat gay is a choice. And I mean to be the best cocksucker the world has ever seen! NEXT!!!....

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Phadrus: All kidding aside. "Choice" is just an illusion. You have no choice. Think about it.

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Grave: Because he needs them to follow him!

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Anonymous: ^^ 5139. I choose not to think about it.

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Anonymous: because ahteists are so easy to make fun at

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mizakanator: hehehe

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tomas: wny does a perfect God create morons who write "nigger" on chans and can't spell a fucking thing.

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Brainless-M'Baata: Because God didn't expect humans to inbreed or make poison-"medicine", and poison that is dumped in the sea... too many people on earth.

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The Evil Twin: Even God likes to have a good laugh!

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ajmisback: LOL please dont take me as offensive........LOL

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Weed: Me too. After the neighborhood drug dealer got arrested in '08, all we've got is bad weed.

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Anonymous: for the lulz, aaah too late. shit.

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Anonymous: wow. b really is retarded. "lol luk at mii. im so smrat dat im an afeist." what jewfags.

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Phadrus: 7898>> Hey! I resemble that remark! lol

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Anonymous: God created man in his image. God created retards. Therefore, God is a retard.

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Anonymous: the more religious a country is, more gay people you find, so god is gay

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Anonymous: Teh MOAR retarded 6619's you find in a country, teh MOAR anonfagz you will find there.

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Anonymous: ^ the more butthurt i will find the more i will troll, give me your soul fartfuck

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Midgeinc: Must have a sense of humor?

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Anonymous: retards created god and even bigger retards follow other retards that are retarded for millennia

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user775: because god is selfish and he wan't to play a game where only he can win and be an asshole

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Anonymous: So the helmet manufacturers can make some money.

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Anonymous: ^ lol

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lictor: Why do retards imagine gods

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Anonymous: The Prefection of G-d's creation, is in its Inprefection.

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MarkosT: This earth is just a rough draft - if the perfect is way up there, and Retards are way down there, you're still at the basement level

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danielsimba: so he can have friends

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Kennedy: OMG STDU BALBLAB WHY DOES GOD!? what make syou think god does anything. this world, this life isnt supposed to be perfect, thats why he leaves us to fuck up and qiper our own asses

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Shawnix: Like I mentioned in a previous post....no one's perfect....even God lol

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Anonymous: Without Retards, he'd have no worshippers.

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RiddleMeThis: If god created everything, then the existence of shit must lead to the deduction that god is an arsehole (courtesy of Tim Minchin et. al.)

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AZO: God ran away from his fail a long time ago

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NightStrike12: we need to manipulate people? :S

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Anonymous: Because we need someone to laugh at...

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trollll: to teach all the normals to be human

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BnSneky: for shits and giggles

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Anonymus Bosch: evaluative capitalisation is evaluative.

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Anonymous: To show his real perfectness in comparison to idiots!

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Anonymous: there is NO God ,but a lot of american Retards

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Anonymous: only god is perfect and this proves it

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Flarp: Because he's following the Machiavellian rules to not put anyone in power above you. HA!

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Anonymous: don't forget about fags...

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Anonymous: There is no god.

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Anonymous: Retards = Republicans. Not a coincidence.

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m4k3k3: because god has a plan for them

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Anonymous: They shall inherit the earth, when we all die and go to hell to party with that red dude

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Anonymous: ^ fuck that, i don't wanna party with that cocksucker Stalin

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machineinc: Christian, "To weed out the assholes that would make fun of retards," ...Me, "Shut the fuck up!"

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Captngeetch: Technically he didn't....your mother did

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ajmisback: ^I guess that makes you my brother??!! My brother is a retard! SMH

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Captngeetch: ^ we isn't relations sir..

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Raygunz: Why does perfect retards create a god?

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NinjaMinkey: i dont know but we're happy you're hear anyway

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InternetH8Machine: well, YOU'RE here, aren't you?

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Anonymous: ^ no U

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Anonymous: Do want.

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Anonymous: for a ridiculous scenarios

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sasquach: there is no god but lots of retards

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my99Busa: retards as well as /b/, are a result of the fall. If this is what you want, then this is what you'll get. and it ain't pretty.

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Heinz Wahland: Why does a perfect god create lolcards?

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BLATANT: Middle American voters

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Anonymous: for the lulz

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Anonymous: why not?

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Anonymous: because the world will never be perfect if you don't have perfect retards

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Anonymous: why do retards create a perfect god?

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Anonymous: You misspelled the 4th word, it's spelled "fake"

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Oldandevil: If you believe in God you must believe that all humans are his children and are beautiful

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Anonymous: Well, God did not create me a retard. I chose to be a retard.

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Lickathesplit: To make you feel you belong to a group. Retards are teamplayers you know...

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WillyNilly: You ANONS took all my good answers....DRATS!

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Vincent859: God didn't create "retards." All of the originally perfect creation was cursed when Adam and Eve chose to sin and break fellowship with God.

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Anonymous: ^ So... he created retards to get back at adam for eating from a tree he created. Thanks for the info.

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Vincent859: ^Nope. As I said above, God didn't create retards. Adam brought the curse of death upon himself and all his descendants, and upon all of creation by choosing to disobey God's command to not eat from the two trees in the midst of the Garden.

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Quantum69: ^IKR Vince? What a fucking retards, reminds me of KyyGoaty, always Failing.

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Anonymous: This is what christians actually believe (see Vincent's comments)

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djh123: ^umad?

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Vincent859: ^ Correct. The Biblical worldview, based on the KJV 1611 version. The only worldview that explains (and predicts) all of human history.

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Anonymous: So atheists will have evidence for the non-existence of God

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ScrotumLips: Little known fact: Adam & Eve were brother and sister... it was bound to happen sooner or later.

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ScrotumLips: @ 0865 - Well put!!

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Anonymous: everybody is equal. that is why god creates all forms of life

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IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

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Anonymous: A happy and content idiot nonetheless

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Anonymous: false.

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SickNote: IF YOU BELIVE IN IDIOT YOU'RE A GOD!

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Anonymous: captain obvious strikes again

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!: NO, if you believe in NOTHING, you're a dumbass - like you

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CreepisKryp: Yes. Let's antagonize a faith that has already killed millions of heretics and martyrs alike.

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dodgeboy: I believe i need to go for a shit

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Jac: if your an idiot, you beleive in fucking god (or at least giving him a blow job)

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!: CreepisKryp - liberals like you would rather belive in or at least respect an ideology that killed nearly a HUNDRED MILLION people since 1917 - and you call US crazy???

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darkstan: Remember when people thought lightning was a bolt cast by an angry God? You don't still think that, do you? You do?

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aNOMynous: If you believe in yourself, does that make you a God?

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WhiteShark: religious fags eat the cum of your Gods

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Anonymous: If God does exist, he is the most fucked-up, sadistic, cruel, petty and illogical dickhead ever.

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WhiteShark: if god does exist he has to be stopped right now

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Warg: Once again, ignorant statements that proves that OP is just as ignorant as those he protests. FAITH in nothing is still FAITH.

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Anonymousse: Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

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boss: If I know him .........I'd be him.

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slikwilly: ^is he plagiarizing? Yes he is

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noobtuber: religon is total SHIT

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Anonymous: lol noobtuber is flaming the religion pics =P

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Anonymous: I fink eets time for anuva croosaid

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gmode: good thing Christianity isn't religion - God is real and your knees will bow

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Anonymous: if god is real then he is the real idiot!!!

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Anonymous: 1963 - i'll remember that line the next time i get a girl to blow me.

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Anonymous: Ok.....so explain to those who believe in god why they are idiots.

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dings77: /\ same reason you don't believe in santa clause past about 7 years old, mate.

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TopGun: BLA BLA BLA FUCK ISLAM BLA BLA BLA BLA FUCK MUSLIMS BLA BLA BLA KILL THESE INSECTS WITH FIRE BLA BLA

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Anonymous: I am god and I do not approve of this message. btw, if your reading this then your god too. =)

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Anonymous: If you don't believe in God, then you believe in Satan.

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Grave: GOD DOES NOT EXIST - Problem solved.

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the7rafe7: < amen to that

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Ma$aaki: Its all about gods, and human lunacy, in its embrace of faith over reason and fairy tales over scientific truths. Humanity will never move forward until they realize that there is no real god, and they start acting with their intellect, rather than in some belief in a being that has never, ever been proven to exist

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Anonymous: ^ +1 internets

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Anonymous: Well if there was a God, thanks for AIDS, sorry we couldn't contain it among the niggerpopulation sir, but then, that's our punishment for taking their chains off

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Anonymous: I don't believe in God. And even if he were real, I'd still not worship him. Why worship someone who can do anything, but not willing to help? Plus, God's sense of justice is ridiculous.

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fingerofdoom: go to hell.

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Anonymous: eehh, rather an idiot that's happy and rich than a smartass that's poor and gay, stfu

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Anonymous: suffering and pain are an illusion. don't think god doesn't exist because he won't save you from an illusion.

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Anonymous: so the world is an illusion and only fairy tales are real? was the weed good?

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Anonymous: Perhaps we should all argue over something ELSE none of us can prove or disprove to the other side by use of logic or reason?

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XITS: Define your terms. If there is Knowledge, then the sum of all Knowledge is "God". If there is Love, then the Entirety of Love is "God". How is this hard to comprehend??

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JewFag

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Limerick: @!: . . . capitalism?

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precious: What god and jesus didn't want are churches and without em there is no religion. BTW god can create everything besides money.

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Anonymous: win

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Anonymous: If you believe in god you're fucking an idiot

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Anonymous: you're right!

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iprobablypissyouoff: If you believe in fucking, you are a GOD

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Alkarnur: @ XITS: If there is stinkiness, then the sum of all stinkiness is "God". If there is sadism, then the Entirety of Sadism is "God".

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Anonymous: Why do you all constantly do this? Neither side is ever going to give up, neither will win, and neither will lose. What you are all doing here is like masturbation without the payoff; no point...

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Anonymous: If someone is going to start using logic in this thread, then I'm out... I'm heading back to fappin to Anne Hathaway...

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BnSneky: am i going to heaven? NOT

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Anonymous: Who the fuck cares? If you believe in God, great. If not, fine. Trying to convince someone differently is bound to fail. Live and let live.

1300646308312

Anonymous: Perhaps we could all stop and maybe argue about something ELSE nobody will ever reverse their opinion on in the face of ANY REASONABLE or unreasonable justification?

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Anonymous: IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

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Cheesecake: There is a higher power, there must be - but it's not god

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Anonymous: /me bitch slaps your god

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YuLiekPicturz: ^lol doesnt work in comments..

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Anonymous: ^Official, comments are a godless place

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MrPerspective: IF YOU BELIEVE IN FUCKING IDIOTS, YOU ARE A DOG

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MrPerspective: If you believe in an idiot god, you are FUCKING A! Ia, ia, Azathoth, Nyarlathotep, Cthulhu fhtagn.

1302646115331

same: IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD,

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Anonymous: ^^^^^^^^^^^People who argue about religion or lack there of are idiots ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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MrPerspective

^ Ooh, pretty waveys. Me's floatin'.

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Unknown Soldier: ^^^^^^^^^^^People are idiots ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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MrPerspective

^^^^^^^^^^^ Huuuunh? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Unknown Soldier: ^ STFU nigga

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Anonymous: ^ Unkown soldier, remember that? lol

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vengance: I have started my own religion where I am god, and I believe in myself, so you can believe in me too! also all other gods or dieties are false, and non-believers shall be smited with my chainsaw, vengance be thy name and mye holy spirit thou cannot crush, also the symbol for my religion is marijuana ,'cus you gotta be high as fuck to truly believe, LOL!

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savyp: godisimaginary.com = win

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MrPerspective: ^^ Say, if you lose faith in yourself, will you vanish from existence? ;-)

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vengance: I don't know, I might try it, here goes *poof* AWW CRAP!! now look wut u made me do, I f*ing an-heero'd, c'mon must believe in self grrr! *poof* YAY! existence!!!! now to snite MrPerspective with my chainsaws, which will rain from the heavens unto him

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Anonymous: Win pic wins.

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MrPerspective: ^^ Divine rain of chainsaws? Well, you get points for fresh creativity, Mine Lord. XD Now take a seat, calm down, and have an ambrosia. There, ther. It's over, you exist again. (^_^)

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MrPerspective: P.S.: FUCK IDIOTS! YAY!

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froggywentacortn: If you believe in religion you're ann idiot !

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Anonymous: why all the hate on believers in god, or for atheists, like why are people so pissed that people believe in god, why do you even care?

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MrPerspective: Hey, fucking idiots is easier than fucking smart babes, FYI. Of course ppl will be fucking idiots, d'uh!

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Xits: @Alkarnur_i spoke of that which is "worshiped" or venerated. Do you aspire to stinkiness and/or sadism?? i agree with 1725, why all the hate?

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chumpno1: true story.

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Anonymous: "Dog Is My Co-Pilot"

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:D: aww are the wittle atheist mad? If you guys dont believe in god then dont, you guys are hypocites, saying that all Christians do is push their beliefs on others, what the hell do u think that pic is doing

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YuLiekPicturz: ^it tells the truth.. it doesnt push our beliefs on you.. it doesnt tell you to stop believing.. just the trush

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YuLiekPicturz: dont mind my type errors im on a phone right now..

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OneFaith: atheists are murders too, they kill over beliefs too, if ya dont believe me, look up the Cassie story. ^Athiests are major hypocrites

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Anonymous

^ we're not mad simply because you push your belief. we're mad because you're pushing something that is clearly retarded. all we're pushing is the belief that there is NO bearded man in the clouds controlling your actions.

1310954370245

:D: seriously, i believe, thats that, your on your own program and i respect that. But dont ever call someone stupid for believing, that makes you no better than the christians at westbro baptist ;P

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OneFaith: Look i know so much has been proven by science, but still one thing remains unproven. where did our exsistence start. we came from a star that exploded and created the universe? well where did that star come from, its that stuff that keeps me faithful, and hey if there is no god then i should commit crimes, theres no punishment for it after im dead so why the hell not :3

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MrPerspective: FSM FTW ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Anonymous: You all are too stupid anyway so admit you do not know

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Anonymous: Stupid!!!!!

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Anonymous: IF YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT, GOD BELIEVES YOU

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Fliegender Robert: IF YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE TO CONVERT BELIEVERFAGS TO AGNOSTICISM YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

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djh123: ^of all the comments yours was the gayest^

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Anonymous: @OneFaith: So your religion is the only thing that prevent you from going on a homicidal rampage... Interesting concept, you don't do something because it's the right thing to do, no you are trying to avoid punishment which is worse than the typical christian hypocrytes who do good to score points for their imaginary afterlife.

1314657055493

MrPerspective: Funny how, of all the animal species on Earth, ours is the only one who needs a transcendent motive to NOT kill pointlessly. Animals never, EVER kill without a reason, yet none of them have a religion...

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Nerv_en_Sae_ge: ^ there's no "pointless killing", there's ALWAYS a reason for killing, and may the reason be the lulz

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Anonymous: Just who does God think he is?

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Lickathesplit

I approve of this message !

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Anonymous: 'Sactly!

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Anonymous: IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN YOU

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Anonymous: true dat

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Anonymous: i feel sorry for all of you, i wish god for give you for what you say... because there was no one there to teach you about god it doesn't mean you have to say that kind of stuff. i wish god have a place in his heart for you guys... believe in god with all your heart then you will be the happiest person in your life.... i beg you to open your heart to god, let him in...

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Popelnase: if you believe in science as a value by itself, you're too stupid to realize you're supporting an ersatz religion.

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Vertias_777: Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,"

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Anonymous: Jesus died and rose on this earth and good still isnt real?!?!?!?!? LMFAO!!!!! You guys are the idiots

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Anonymous: OP was clearly forced to church and give up sunday morning fap-time. U Mad?

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Jesus! Save me! - Uh.......Allah? S..save me? - Buddha? Vishnu? Apollo? Zoroaster? Ganesh? Ahura Mazda? Jupiter? Prometheus? Gaia? - Zordon? - Yes my son?

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darkstan: All hail Zordon. His will be done.

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Furore23: He died so that others might live.

1310758294744

Anonymous: brilliant.

1310758433642

Anonymous: zordon FTW?

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Anonymous: "Z

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Anonymous: "Zordon?" *nothing happens* "... Zardoz?" *KPLOOM* "THE PENIS IS EEEEEVILLLL"

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Anonymous: he forgot cthullu

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clownichter: Heheheh

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Anonymous: Cthulhu started the fire

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Anonymous: Cthulhu will save you..............for his next meal.

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Furore23: ^ Cthulhu won't notice you exist one way or another, no matter what you do. He'll shred your mind and disintegrate you quite by accident.

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Aselia: wiiiin.

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God universe art drawing

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Anonymous: gerçekten iyi dostum

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Greeft: I'm calling fake, the ZX Spectrum is way older than the trilobite.

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fiveby5: fish fez! fish fez! fish fez!

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GOD HATES OP

Thread westboro sign op hate god trollface

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Anonymous: LOL

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Everdark: well ... you posted it

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Anonymous: saved

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Anonymous: well, even WESTBORO knows OP=FAG

1316426901749

BnSneky: he hates signs also

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Anonymous: god hates flags

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Anonymous: theres an c there that looks like an o - why does greatest common divisor hate op?

1325439205874

Anonymous: poopjackyls

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halfmast: god hates flags, and god hates flag enablers

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The Original Spoon: God IS a fag enabler simply by creating them. Actually, God is a fag! God is everything. Learn the rules, dumbass.

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Did you know... God prefers Atheists?

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chumpno1: win

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Armistice: would make sense actually

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Anonymous: I'm suprised god isn't deaf from all the whiny christian glibs out there.

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Anonymous: win is right.

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Zombeh: So fucking true.

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PocketPickle: Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a life time. Teach a man religion and he'll die praying for a fish.

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chrud: ^so true.

1294599907539

Jesus: ^^and just like the exiled Jews, that happened.

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sohceye: Pocket Pickle, you are my new deity (for today)

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protonX80: win win win

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L555: lol

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Tattoos: I'ma Christian but this makes sense on the grounds that our Father in heaven does not wish for us to use his name to justify our weakness and/or stupidity. Also, he does not intend us to kill in his name.

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Anonymous: if god is allknowing and allunderstanding and stuff - why would i need to learn the scriptures then?

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Anonymous: ^because you're not God, idiot.

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IF GOD SEES EVERYTHING - IS HE WATCHING CHILD PORN RIGHT NOW?

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Weed: ¡Si!

1299702168452

Anonymous: Win...I am speechless at this victory!

1299712453675

Anonymous: ^Wrong, JESUS loves the little children, not God!

1299712477635

Anonymous: He's watching reruns of Firefly

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Anonymous: ^if there is a God, Firefly would not have been canceled.

1299765006896

Rorix: Let the children come to me, He sayeth...

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fiveby5: ^^the world wasn't ready for a truly awesome show like that

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protonX80: epic post is epic

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hotmessexpress: ftw

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MrSandyNigger: I...how....when....I bow down before your wisdom.

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Anonymous: I am going to tell Jesus about everything!

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Anonymous: whats firefly

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ZoMBiEJoN: No, he's sniping bitches from above....and fucking dinosaurs

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Anonymous: I know jebus, he dont go on the internet a lot, but i tell him what you put here. he dont care.

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God religion big bang hubble galaxy

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darkstan: Ha ha. The Big Bang wins again.

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Everdark: thank you for explaining. again.

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Vikky: i Agree. But i still believe in a divine force until science explains me how big bang came and what was before the big bang,

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Vincent859: God and the Big Bang are not mutually exclusive. There is nothing about either idea that negates the other. Since the Big Bang is a singularity, it's impossible to ever know what caused it, or what events might have occurred prior to the Big Bang.

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Everdark: ^Intelligent design? :s

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Anonymous: ^ No. Intelligent Design is a shoddy attempt to retcon what we've learned about natural selection. It requires a feeble and unimaginative God and is therefore laughable to anyone who believes God is smart and powerful enough to build a universe that operates without being constantly meddled in.

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BnSneky: seems legit

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RubberG: You can see part of the Klingon Empire in the lower left.

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Anonymous: 8238: Yes, they are. Imagining something that is infinitely more complex than the phenomenon you are trying to explain is not only completely absurd and illogical, but also doesn't answer anything at all about the origin of the universe since you can't even begin to explain how this god of yours came to be, what it is made of, etc.

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Anonymous: So much space, mystery, & wonder. But no, God has all eyes on us, only us. Ridiculous little humans...

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Anonymous: boring

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Vincent859: 2149 Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. You win. But by winning you lose.

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Vincent859: An infinite being is able to give each of us his ENTIRE attention, and yes this goes for any extraterrestrials you may be alluding to.

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Vincent859: 0435 What's "boring" you? If it's this awesome picture, then you need to take another look, in my opinion.

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Anonymous: ^^^ Religious logic, obviously... Please, remove your hands from your ears and stop screaming "la-la-la-la, I can't hear you".

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Anonymous: George Bush thinks I am wispering in his (R)ear. "Start another war George..."

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Anonymous: Science has proven the bible wrong again and again. Not once has the bible proven science wrong.

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Anonymous: Big Bang is such a broken theory, but then again so is religion.

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Anonymous: I don't like the Big Bang Theory. I hate that autistic fuck Sheldon

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Vincent859: There is nothing wrong with the Big Bang Theory, either of them.

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Vincent859: "Science" is not capable of proving that God doesn't exist. In fact, Science has never made an attempt to prove that he doesn't exist. The philosophy of Naturalism, which most current Western thought is based upon, assumes that God doesn't exist. That is, that there nothing "supernatural," or above and/or beyond that which is observed in the natural world.

1324238568685

Anonymous: ^ the problem is that in fact, a human being can only observe what's inside his spectrum. a machine, thus made by humans, can only deliver informations from whithin this spectrum.

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Vincent859: ^Correct. Which puts us back to faith versus knowledge. But, Science is not knowledge. Science is a process for gaining knowledge, and constitutes our current best guess as to how the universe works. Many of our equations require "constants," such as the Hubble Constant, which we don't have a firm value for (now, or at other times, since it can change.)

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m4k3k3: touche. anonposter=nullimportant

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Anonymous: "Science" has never made an attempt to prove that invisible pink unicorns, the Russel's teapot or that the FSM do not exist either, that doesn't make your or any of these beliefs anything less than a figment of your imagination.

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Vincent859: ^ Mine was a response to the false statement that Science "has proven the bible wrong."

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Capt Hard On: The Force certainly exists, but is beyond man's ability to understand. In any event, the bible is a poor representation of it. Read Joseph Campbell's 'The Power Of Myth' for a better exploration of it.

1324279191575

Vincent859: ^ This statement assumes that you understand the "Force," and that you know the Bible well enough to claim that it doesn't properly represent it. Since you are part of mankind, this is a contradiction.

1324279554723

Capt Hard On: hey, if the Bible works for you, go for it. all trains go to the same station.

1324279627193

Vincent859: X)

1324279691673

Capt Hard On: also, Vincent, you seem to want to debate if not argue. i only wish to share that i had an (un-asked-for) direct experience with it one afternoon @ 5 years ago, so i know it is. now WHAT is it and what it does, i couldn't tell you. perhaps some meditation is in order to better facilitate a relationship with it. or not. it's an individual call.

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Anonymous: That show sucks.

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WE KNOW GOD'S NOT A WOMAN - BECAUSE WE AREN'T ALL SANDWICHES

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Anonymous: loooooool

1314064322538

MrPerspective: I chuckled

1314069267196

MrPerspective: We know Allah isn't the Creator, because we aren't all sandniggers.

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Anonymous: ^we aren't all pink either

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Raygunz: Oh teh lulz!

1314230576432

lily84: LOL

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MrSandyNigger: HAHAHA

1314443850754

MrSandyNigger: Then what would you call me MrP ?

1314443912836

MrPerspective: ^ I think I must call you... "Not At All". Because you are, but we all are not. Binary logic 101. XD

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YuLiekPicturz: Ahahaha fucking brilliant

1314656193553

fiveby5: some of us are sandwiches...

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roadpirate: If you want to debunk religion with one line, this is it.

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Fingie: lol'd

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HWood: and some have the IQ of a sandwich....

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The wealthiest Evangellical Christian in the world has donated almost nothing in his entire career, and utilizes slave labor in a diamond mine in Africa. - Pat Robertson is A cruel heartless man.

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Tres: afl... abso- -lutely

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Anonymous: ok i hate gates business but at least he isn't a derpaderp

1311841946894

Anonymous: don't believe any of these stories, the rich save taxmoney with donation/help-fonds Tricks !

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Anonymous: Religious people suck.

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NorwayJunkie: So fucking typical self righteous christian homos

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Grave: who gives a fucking cuntsuck? srsly, would you donate? I sure won't.

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Lickathesplit: Well, to be honost, i do give a fuck about sucking cunt, and no, imagining the highly improbable case of me being a billionair gets me as far as : I would use a considderable part of my wealth on the development of devices that safe energy and help mankind and also improves the recovery speed of the planet.

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Lickathesplit: * honest *

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Anonymous: I donate, far more than the asshat religious wackos.

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Anonymous: That's Republicans for ya.

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Trolololols: First, robertson is a POS and needs to fry. Second, those charities these two billionaires give to are consolidated in their own foundations. Tax exempt pr bullshit. We are the 99%ers! Don't buy into the billionaires' scam!

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BrainlessM´baata: If they give money to Afreakan megabreeding niggers, USA gets even poorer... Robertson is a patriot.

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WillyNilly: My Dad taught Me that behind every GREAT FORTUNE is a GREAT CRIME. He has been proven right an annoyingly huge number of times.

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insidejob: Warren Buffett Suspected 9-11 Criminal Coconspirator. Bill gates funds massive eugenics vaccination program in africa. both total worthless scum.

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MOSES, MEET STEVE. HE'S GONNA UPGRADE YOUR TABLETS...

Steve jobs god moses heaven upgrade comic

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Arschloch33: iGod (or just iMoses?)

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Anonymous: downgrade if you ask me...

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Anonymous: 3rd

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Anonymous: crapple fags got to hell

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Antiphon: Use two tablets - Multitask!

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Anonymous: Steve Jobs was a buddist so he got reincarnated as a sweatshop worker making ipads

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eidetic: karma....

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ABSTINENCE - 99.99% EFFECTIVE

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Greeft: So what, you're saying The Virgin Mary was a drunk slut, cool!

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Anonymous: no a virgin who had a child dumnass

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pocket: @ this rate, there will be 1 immaculate reception for every 100K people. There are 7 billion people out there... so jesuses should be all over the place.

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Greeft: 0.01% of 7 Billion is 700,000. Wow that's a lot of virgin births.

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motorboatingsob: Deal with it. B-|

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SHaDOW: she got raped by aliens

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Anonymous: Shes a whore! Forgot the lamb skin one time and look what happened!

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Panther: Jesus's dad was really a mail man.

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L555: Like A condom ! =3

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Alkarnur: America (where they preach abstinence-only) has far higher teen pregnancy rates than Europe (with higher rates of Atheism), look it up.

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kennedy: lol except in brittain. essex girls fail

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JewFag: lol virgin... right, that's just what she wants you to think

1296821714191

Js sr.: tell it was god

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MrPerspective: ^^^^ Glad to see someone say it. :-)

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God painting photoshop compilation

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Anonymous: Full of Win.

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koda12: me gusta

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Anonymous: lol

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anonn: I would pay life savings to see god dj...

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TinFoilHatGuy: I would pay life savings to haz Gawd peel KickMe sign off mah azz

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Anonymous: Geil

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Anonymous: C D Friedrich FTW

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Trollface religion poor rich god comic

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sickfuck88: hehehe god hates niggers too

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Anonymous: LOL awesome !

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Anonymous: epic WIN..!!!

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Anonymous: ^ not really...

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Anonymous: ^ actually yes, this is as pure and simple as wins get.

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btrujillo2005: winnnn

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crackerkiller5: booooring......

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Grave: ^shutup nigger.

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Anonymous: i cant stop laughing XD MAD PROPS

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Anonymous: Win xD

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Anonymous: crackerkiller is trolling again...

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Anonymous: Problem, Job?

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Shitskinkiller: :D yeah, god hates niggers too, he probably also hates handouts to stupid niggers also.

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Clownichter: Major trolls above

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IMAGINE NO GOD

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Anonymous: Shit I liked his pickles!

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Furore23: Imagie Gd?

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Anony: Imagine. If God exists than Devil exist?

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Phadrus: Imagine if there IS a God. Do we get our money back, because we were defiantly handed an inferior product?

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kon: EPICurus FTW

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Anonymous: God is God, God is not for us to understand or judge we are not God we are mortal and flawed God is not

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Grave: ^God is imaginary, fucking idiot. I can tell that same stupid argument about the flying spaghetti monster.

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Grave: FSM is FSM, FSM is not for us to understand or judge we are not FSM we are mortal and flawed FSM is not

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Anonymous: Even Epicurus suspected this was bullshit, very very long time ago...

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defeat: Logic ftw.

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Anonymous: wtf, this is soo lame. god is able, not willing, but still benevolent. the flawed assumption employed in this "paradox" is that earthly pleasures are the ultimate good.

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Anonymous: ^ What does "evil" has anything to do with "earthly pleasure"? Gosh, how were you able to function in this world when you have such poor reading and comprehension skills. Here's the simple version for your equally simple mind: If this god of yours is able to prevent evil but not willing then he cannot be benevolent.

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Anonymous: Christian's logic goes like this: If you have a bucket of water (being able) and just stand there doing nothing (not willing) while someone else is on fire, then you are benevolent. Heck, the other guy won't enjoy those earthly pleasures much now with those 3rd degree burns. One more soul saved, yay!

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al: ^^ And how does your Muslim logic work. ^^

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Troll protest photo meme god 4chan

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Wr104Gamma: lmfao at superman dying for my sins

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blablablue: <-DERP :D

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Anonymous: roflmao at the my name is inigo montoya thing

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Anonymous: what is this bullsh- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

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sickfuck88: LOL! god needs food stamps

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Anonymous: GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN!!

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Anonymous: is this shit for real? when did this happen?

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Anonymous: Scott Pilgrim was awesome.

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GodLovesGayPorn: Counter-Trolling Success?...

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Anonymous: LOL at the guy in a knight suit.

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BnSneky: what the..........

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abokittens: I'm not sure how I missed this, I was there that day, except I was right across the street..

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Anonymous: What has the "no parking at anytime" sign got to do with anything?

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Courtney: ROFL @ Inigo Montoya

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Look at your god...Now back to me...Now back to your god...Now back to me...Sadly, he is not me, but if he stopped being a nonexistent figure of your imagination and started being Morgan Freeman, he could SEEM like he's me.

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Anonymous: AND ON PCP

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Warg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one.

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Limerick: God: not even once.

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Anonymous: I'm still trying to get over a nigger President..........Now you tell me God is Morgan Freeman NIGGER.. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

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Greeft: Bollix!

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gympervert: meth.... not even once

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Anonymous: lolwut

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Anonymous: Coolest black man ever

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holyshitshortname: black people can't be cool^

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Venator21: ^black people can... niggers cant

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Grave: dude I laughed my fucking face off HAHAHAHA

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Rorix: Morgan FTW

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evilgenius: why does it look like some threw shit through a screen door at his face?

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Anonymous: Jewish propaganda... Fuck that nigger shit

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Clownichter: Dude...hahahahhahaha i fucking loled hard

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Anonymous: bahaha hes marrying his adopted granddaughter

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saugetier: when jews are trolling god becomes a nigger

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Munster: Respect... he's on a mustang...

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Anonymous: slow-clap.gif

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Lickathesplit: LOL

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Anonymous: I lul'd hard!

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ZezimasMum: hahahahaha very witty sir

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Nickeh43: If I had a god, it would probably be someone badass like Morgan Freeman

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Anonymous: Sorry Morgan Freeman. Im already paying homage to FSM

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Furore23: Good news everyone - you are now reading this in my voice.

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Anonymous: I'm in a mustang...

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Gantzkas: ooooooold spiiiicceee

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Anonymous: you should know the difference between a nigger slave and "god"

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Anonymous: ^ god is worshipped by nigger slaves?

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Banshee5: nuce ;D

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Banshee5: nice* -.-

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JosefFritzl: God cannot be that ugly like a nigger.

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XITS: Look again, your God is Favio.

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Anonymous: if god didn't exist, wouldn

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absinthe: God doesn't exist, but neither does Candleja

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Anonymous: Good job

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MasterM: I totally read it in his voice.

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djh123: gay as all hell

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MasterM: ^she jelli

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Furore23: ^ No, when a girl calls something gay, it's a compliment.

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Anonymous: I find this offensive. The idea that God is some mud monkey is revolting. Typical Jew bullshit.

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Everdark: ^he sure as hell wasn't "white"

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Anonymous: What was he then fipshit? You think a nigger can create a wheel, let alone the whole fucking universe?

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Anonymous: yeah fipshit......wtf

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Anonymous: Fuck you nigger!

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Anonymous: MY GOD EATS NIGGERS FOR BREAKFAST

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Anonymous: Yo think God be a nigga? God done be create da wahtamellin an da KFC beyyatch!

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Anonymous: converted!!!

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ElCapitan: "Now look back at me, I'm fucking a girl younger when she was younger than you." "you wish your god was like me"

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The_GOoD: SOO YOU TELLING ME THAT MORGAN FREEMAN CAN BE THE NEXT CHUCK NORRIS

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BogFlogger: broomhandle Mauser FTW. You can get drum magazine for that!

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IF GOD ISN'T REAL? - Then why do people waste time discussing it on C4C?

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Limerick: You know what's worse than people who endlessly argue over trivial things? Trivial critics of people arguing over trivial things.

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Limerick: The Game.

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Muhammad: Hey all im saying is MORE tits and lolz

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Muhammad: I guess the entire world is a critic of some trivial topic...??

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Anonymous: SIGH

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Muhammad: lol

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Phadrus: I wish it was that simple. Theist cause most of the wars and misery on this planet. But, if you want to post more porn, I'm all for that! What were we talking about?

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Greeft: FUCKING HELL YOU CUNT! YOU ARE SOOOO WRONG! HOW CAN YOU MAKE SUCH SHIT CLAIMS! SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY DO FUCKING EXIST, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THEM, SO THEY HAVE TO BE TRUE!!!!!!

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Phadrus: ^He/She must be right, because they are using cap-locks.

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Nickeh43: Wait, wait. Is this picture debating about debating? WAT?

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Greeft: ^^Actually I wasn't I just held the shift key.

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Muhammad: LOL @ Greeft and i agree Phadrus.......

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Muhammad: @ Nickeh43 - The picture is just some frustration over seeing the "if god isnt real" pictures everyday

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Kib420: tits

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Kib420: not good but tits

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Phadrus: Nicheh43>> The only thing that really bothers me about the "if god isn't real" pics is that if it is just trolling. Dumb fuckers are bad enough, but people who are trolling....

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Phadrus: id:154053

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zorro: yeeaaaahh tits and lols and jb!

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Greeft: AND WHAT ABOUT THE EASTER BUNNY< YOU TOTALLY FUCKING FORGOT THE EASTER BUNNY YOU SHITTING PIG FELLATER!

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Phadrus: OP: You FAILED to post tits or Lolz. GTFO.

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ajmisback: ^no complaining you don't like them anyway :)

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Anonymous: <because today more than ever, religion is one of the biggest plague on earth!

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Krogoth: Billions of flies can't be wrong: shit is good.

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Anonymous: ^ lol

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Lickathesplit: GTFO with your sneaky below the belt punches to atheists christfag !! You & your kind have way to much influence in the regimes of nations, it is my sole and utter purpose to destroy your kind for you are (by lack of a better word) the evil that must by eradicated like the virusses that you are..Good luck with that extinction thing you've got going on dude !!

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ajmisback: lmao ^ i dont ever remember unveiling my religious preference but for shits and giggles **punches below waist**

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Lickathesplit: Waist or belt..taste my dickmelt..

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ajmisback: ^ewwwww

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LeeJannsen: There is only one truth, C4C ftw!

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Lickathesplit: Jewwww ??

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Anonymous: <<<pro tits

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Anomalous: Who said C4C is real ??

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BWAH: Truth is True -- this is where God 'lives'. What is separate from Truth is fantasy. Nothing is separate from God. God is Everything. God is Love. God accepts all.. judges against none. There IS no 'opposition' to God -- not in Truth. You merely dream if you experience conflict and hate. Calm yourself; ease your mind; wake up.

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savyp: godisimaginary.com = win

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gov'na: the pain game and you have to play

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Glennocide: same reosen christians shove there shit down everyones throats we naturaly care about each other

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Banshee5: true... but I enjoy those discussions too much everytime so I'm cool with it :D

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Anonymous: Yep, I agree....

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Anonymous: Which God?

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Anonymous: i do it for the lulz and massive butthurt

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Anonymous: It's fun to troll the retards.

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Anonymous

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Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/154015/IF_GOD_ISN'T_REAL?_-_Then_why_do_people_waste_time_discussing_it_on_C4C?

KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN - TEST PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN

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Anonymous: and grin like a psychotic idiot, happily not knowing what one does anyway - lets just test if thats within your pain threshold shall we?

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MrSandynigger: Fuck you god. You're not ruining my day.

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THERE"S PROBABLY NO GOD. NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

Richard dawkins god atheist bus campaign

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Nickeh43: Probably? Stop being so wishy-washy.

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Lyco: Noone can tell for sure, but the existence of a god is quite unlikely. In other words: There *probably* is no god ;-)

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UriAr: of course there is a god...

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Anonymous: ^ nobody told him?

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Limerick: ^^Nigga trollin.

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Alkarnur: Actually, they originally wanted to put "There is no God" but it is illegal as it offends a lot of people. There's a bullshit law that said they had to put probably.

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Limerick: ^Probably not. It makes a much more compelling argument. If you took away things like faith or ignorance, the evidence would point to atheism but there is great possibility of us missing mountains of evidence.

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Limerick: The statement is scientific.

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Anonymous: Always good to remind us of a truth so obvious but so important...

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Alkarnur: Look at his grin. He's scoring so much tail, LOL.

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Greeft: I remember this campaign from a couple of years ago and the Christians took great personal offence at it, even though no particular religion is specified, and did try to invoke the UK's law against racial and religious hatred to get it pulled from London's buses. They didn't get very far though, thank god lol, but did put in the probably for accuracy mainly.

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Greeft: http://census-campaign.org.uk/ - If you are from the UK visit this site and act appropriately.

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Alkarnur: ^ Noted. I emailed the url to a British atheist friend of mine.

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Anonymous: Used to respect the old chap - came to realize he's kinda pathetic actually.. God on his mind and too preoccupied with religious nutters..

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Computer cursor god

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davidp: macs can't do that

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satan deputy: by all means

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Grave: how come macs can't do that? they actually can, and with one scroller.

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blablablue: thumbs up for Grave! macs don't even need to move the mouse which can cause even more irritation to that animated guy :P

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Grund1e: Very creative.

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Armistice: Looks abit like japan

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Anonymous: hahahahahaha

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BnShitty: why is this so amusing?

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spirito: is that a niggra?

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MarkosT: I hate this fucking guy....who's with me?

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HWOOD: boring... *yawn*

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Grave: ^^ no one, you are forever alone.

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NorwayJunkie: HOLY FUCK CAN you pull on those? thank you

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BnSneky: Lame

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Poll: Do you believe in God? AMERICANS - Yes, they're that stupid

poll (6) , god (71) , stupid (41) , map (91) , chart (144) , religion (350)

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anonymule: Europeans: Marginally less stupid than Americans.

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Anonymous: and if you believe that your dumber than most, belief isnt stupid trolling for belief or nonbelief, that is what is stupid

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Anonymous: Imaginary friends are for children and gullible dupes that are scared of their own shadows... and Muslims that keep their women like cattle..

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StormTrooper: It's one thing to believe in God. It's quite another to try to force others to believe or kill them if they don't.

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Anonymous: agreed storm, but I also feel the same about people who believe in nothing or believe to strongly in something that they try to force feed it to anyone hence religion trolling even if your an aethiest thats your religion stop trolling it :P

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StormTrooper: Agreed, anon. Makes sense.

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Westin: Well the europeans brought the belief of god over to us, so its all the eurofags fault.

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Anonymous: Who had the crusades, Inquisitions, and wars between Protestants an Catholics? EUROFAGS. Case closed and stfu.

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AnonymousR: Bible beaters can eat a dick, but I'm getting pretty tired of these worthless atheists too. Believe it or not, there are things in this universe that transcend your jaded view of the world.

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Anonymous: ^ And who has slain the pagan Indians? Witch hunts also occurred in the states. Who wanted Evolution be replaced by Creationism in class?

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Anonymous: ^^ The universe can and is better explained without your religious delusions entering the equation.

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SLIPPY: 7919, proof or your retarded religion doesn't transcend shit

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MDMA: I knew Iceland was a godless country. That's where Bjork comes from

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Robbie: God(s)=Bullshit... no exceptions...

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Greeft: And then a dalek riding a unicyle tried to juggle 5 limes whilst reciting Samuel Taylor Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Mariner with each instance of the word Albatross replaced by the phrase "small asbestos shed".

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Anonymous: If we've got more than a supermajority of God-believers in USA, why isn't it mandatory? If that "fastest growing" one were the top, it *would* be.

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lily84: at least we're smarter than mexico, lol

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Anonymous: as well as Poles, Itals and some shithole next to Hungary, oh that's Romania!

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Anonymous: can't argue with that an i'm american.

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BnSneky: hahahaha fags

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AwesomeAnonymous!: In UK it's cos our immigrant laws and stuff is SHIT! lol!

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Anonymous: LOL .... take a glmise at Poland.... A country of believing criminals

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theheat: fuck yeah ESTONIA!!!

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Don Tovaryshch: Americans are all atheists nowadays.

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Limerick: No, americans are all hedonist christians these days. Truly saddens the mind.

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Anonymous: if u rhink thats stupid then ur going to hell and were not. everyone belives in god in one way or anouther exept our dumb ass president

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Anonymous: belive :')

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Anonymous: I'm Romanian.....that pole is bullshit, the only thing most romanians have for god is FEAR and not LOVE....that's what you get when thinking that hell exists....HAHAHAHAHHAHA... BTW: lots of Ararchist, Satanist, and Atheists in my homecountry, a 60% Belief would be accurate...HAHAHAH...

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crazyassmofo: ^ok faggot,stop lecturing and GTFO

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precious: nowadays white are buddhists and black muslims in hollywood, those that ain't jewish

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Anonymous: 10% of the ocean believes in god?

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Gantzkas: THERE IS NO GOD

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Anonymous: God bless Swden

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Anonymous: Mexicans: even worse than americans

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Anon: yeah Im fucking ashamed of my country...

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Anonymous: Not our fault you were forced into a state religion. We actually had a choice.

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Anonymous: In light of all your past submissions, how do you REALLY feel about the U.S., OP?

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Morpheus: "Poll: Do you belive in God?" ....and some "Eurotrash" nigger has the audacity to call Americans stupid?!?

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YuLiekPicturz: ^u mad?

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Anonymous: USA

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Anonymous: Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW

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wdfdsdv_ö: Ireland, Portugal, Italy, Greece, Poland, ROMANIA = Retarded _><_ Estonia = Win!

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Anonymous: 1300480593131 FTW

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Anonymous: were the fuck us I with this going on

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Anonymous: Considering that America was colonized mostly by people getting away from European religious oppression, why is this surprising? Goddamn Eurotrash.

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Anonymous: In Germany, 50% believe in the Holocaust Religion, and 50% don't

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Anonymous: Pointing this out does absolutely nothing to change it.

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Anonymous: "and He needs more money" :D

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Anonymous: Eurofag puts up map, fags on Americans, leaves out South America. L2Geography

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GermanFag: BTW, pointing out that religion is nothing but a construct made up by men is pointless - since everything that we call "reality" is made up by our mind, too.

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Anonymous: 3131: the fucking Truth

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Anonymous: Where did the Crusades begin? Oh yeah....

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NorwayJunkie: I just realized that the Czech republic is awesome :)

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MrPerspective: Americans especially believe in something as dumb as God-inspired politics. Which puts them right on the same level as Iranians, Saudis, Somalians, Sudanese, Pakistanis, Afghans, and Zionists. Now now, kids, play nice.

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Banshee5: sigh.... belive? srsly?

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Anonymous: ^^ interesting, MrP: speaking of "iranians", "Saudis" etc – but of "Zionists" instead of Israelis? hum............

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NightStrike: this isn't very nice... I am from Greece yet i don't believe on God... plz remake photo

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Anonymous: And who came up with the idea of a Supreme God? The Old World. thanks for nothing!

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Anonymous: ^ And who came up with your genes? The Old World. thanks for nothing!

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machineinc: Check out the statistics map about people that believe in Creationism over Evolution.... It's very sad. We beat Turkey on the stupidity level!

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If God did exist, what would you ask? - WHYS MY G-SPOT UP MY ASS?

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djh123: lol omgosh

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Zorro: hehe lol

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veranet: g-spot is where?

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Midgeinc: Win!

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anonymous: omg thats fucking hilarious

1309986562119

Anonymous: true

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Anonymous: haha

1310342481207

Anonymous: honest question for some, but they'll get no reply :(

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Everdark: XD .. lol

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Gram & Harm: haha, those priests and their anal fixation…

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BnSneky: hahahahaha

1316782074778

Arschloch33: Yeah, where's the problem: enjoy!

1316799417673

Anonymous: If we are your children, why do you allow such suffering and misery to exist. If we treated our children the same way, we'd be locked up for child abuse.

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Quantum69: ^FAIL

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to surrender to ignorance and call it god has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

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Anonymous: yup

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j4trail: nice

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MrPerspective: Even this late, it remains premature. And immature XD

1315857396540

Anonymous: hai, i smart i know stuff

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Captngeetch: ^ ok Fredo...just get in the boat

1316875590706

Grave: really? no Carlin?

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nombah62: 7th!

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XITS: It's All True; untrue things have no basis in "reality"; reality is SUBJECTIVE_why do people forever wish to "objectify" themselves?

1316935332619

Anonymous: Show me your God

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In God we trust * Charles Darwin

Usa britain religion darwin england god difference

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roflmobile: you cant expect every american to understand what the hell you are saying, i mean, their idiots....

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Anonymous: Sounds like someone is jealous of America....I'm sure it sucks to live in a third world country.

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Anonymous: lol....sounds like some yank doens't understand it when someone is making fun of them!!

1242015519598

Anonymous: oohhh yeah, so jealous of america..I want to live where I can be fat, dumb and get shot at during the many random shootings that occur...oh yes please...LOL

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Anonymous: this is a bit silly as no american would know who charles darwin was and what he did. That would require an education.

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Anonymous: america trusts an entity made up by humans? Fuck, no wonder they are so screwed up.

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Anonymous: at least the USA has separation of church and state.

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Anonymous: 1242379826900...as opposed to? You need to take a closer look at your own country, or get an education...

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Anonymous: 1242379826900 thats because each state are relations

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Anonymous: 1242019639903: 95% off the world trusts in an entity made-up by humans--they're all screwed up.

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Anonymous: wow,wow,wow, I'm sure there're atheists in US too, aren't there? And great britain adopted Anglican as their state religion too, ain't them?(well it's england but that not too far off), anyway, peace guys

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Anonymous: yawn....

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Anonymous: My athiest friend changes all of his money to read - IN GOO WE RUST

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Anonymous: the pink humming bird is fail though

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GOD: You stupid Americans - In Me we trust - I don't even trust me . My Son doesn't trust me either . I told him he was going to camp when I sent him to earth inside Mary . Boy did he stay pissed at me . "Hey Son , wan't to go back down to earth ?"

1248211275273

Creyson: Chares Darwing is God???

1248212080241

Creyson: I mean, Charles Darwing is God???

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Anonymous: ok, firstly its not Darwing, its Darwin, without a G, dont post shit when your that thick, please come to an English school and elarn to spell before you ry to communicate with non-americans, who WONT understand you because of that layer of THICK you put up. and no Charles Darwin basically came up with the theory of Evolution, denouncing God and the Bible. thick cunt. your so thick its unbelieveab

1249080849118

Anonymous: The UK is a "Kingdom" for Christ's sake, a "Kingdom!" Think about it.

1249083693889

Anonymous: 1249083693889 < were hardly gonna change the name we've used for ages for the sake of padantism are we?

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Anonymous: in erup is free the unerversity, the hospital and more, america you have to pay for everythin just the librely is free

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Anonymous: this proves americunts are dumber than fucking brits!

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Skinner: Im American and even i think thats awesome.

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Hughbie: Darwin,,,,winning all the time over religious types...shame its so easy.

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ImaD00d: Nope. Scopes monkey trial proved evolution to be false. It's science...

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Anonymous: ^Definately true that one. Let's go back to worshipping an old man in the sky who watches you all the time

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teaparty: 1776-great year in the evolution of Liberty -ps God screw the Queen lol

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bluemax: The Brits may not trust God. It's their dentists they shouldn't trust.

1255216124806

Anonymous: The reason we haven't changed our money is simply to preserve the ancient traditions set in place upon our country's founding. We don't actually believe in God, it's merely a historic throwback to the way things were. We don't destroy history when we don't have to.

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eF-Jay!: Excuse me but you really have to take the "Great" out of britain the empire is dying under the feet of the poverty and muslism YOU ARE NOT LEADERS ANYMORE... even fuckin' canada is greater than you... thanks for Darwin anyway.

1258349325944

Anonymous: woooooop greater pwned

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bib: morons

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Anonymous: 1258349325944 f ucking awasome statement

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Anonymous: Charles Darwin believed in god

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SickNote: eF your a fuckin idiot, you obviously don't know your politics

1259210432867

Captain Rolfe: EF, we are a world power, look at the Global Power index and the Global City index, new york and LONDON are the only 2 Alpha Plus Plus world cities, so LONDON is still one of the 2 most powerful cities in the world

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Anonymous: I'm an American, and I'd love to get the fuck outta this hell-hole. What the brits need to understand is that not ALL of the US is white trash uneducated garbage. The Northeast is reasonable - it's the rest of the states bringing us down.

1261535767354

Anonymous: ok guys can we just stop with all the bulshit about whos better the simple truth is weve both got our problems for example america has the south and britain has scotland and we also have our good points like america has brought us metalica and ac/dc and britain has bruoght bullet for my valentine and The Who so lets stop bitching about whos better and focus on the true problem pakis and niggers :D

1271473746359

Anonymous: AC/DC is not American. Sure they moved here to avoid UK taxes like all the other celebs. USA: the biggest economy and the most powerful military. Get off our internet! And music? Stop listening to rock, hip-hop, blues, jazz and everything based on it.

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Team America: 1242018872380, our olympics team kicks the shit out of yours so dont say shit about athletics, we also have the greatest entrepreneurs and business leaders in America (bill gates), we kicked your sorry asses in the Revolutionary War, you had to come begging to us to save your pansy asses in WWII, and you can't lead a government for shit.when you fucked Africa into poverty with the Hutu and Tutsi's

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Team America: SO FUCK GREAT BRITAIN AND GO KISS YOUR QUEENS ASS WHILE I FUCK PRINCESS DIANA IN HELL AND THE REST OF WALES IN THE ASS. I GOT SEASON PASSES BITCH

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slikwilly: @7354 lol shut up nerd your gayness is not needed here

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Team America: and Captain Rolfe, we have Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, New Orleans, Philadelphia, Detroit, Miami, Charleston, Dallas, Sandiego, Las Vegas, Washington D.C., Columbia, etc etc. WTF DO YOU HAVE? London. Now sit down, shut the fuck up before we drop bombs on your ungrateful asses the same way we did to Hiroshima.

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slikwilly: ^ Yay, New Orleans! We won the SuperBowl and Mardi Gras is the shizz-nit!!!

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charles darwin: team america u didn't win the revolutionary war spain holand and france did for you also we didn't asked for help during ww 2 you came running with your balls tucked your between legs when you got bomb by the japs

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mr bean: how did veitnam work out ?

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Anonymous: USA

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Anonymous: Americans take themselves so seriously, they make me LOL. It's ok to laugh at yourselves you know faggots!

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f9287: In God we trust but other people pay cash.LOL

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Wr104Gamma: Darwin never believed in god, his wife believed in god and taught it to their children.. He, himself struggled with the outside influences of stupidity in his little village that funded his experiments.. You HAD to be on the side of the church to get anything done politically and scientifically. A sad fact in most of society.. He loathed religion and was waging a war on god and knew it PS Giggity

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Moongrim: Not So Great Britain going the Sharia Law route

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Venator21: id rather die than submit to those islamacunts!

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Venator21: oh and its America that has the Muslim president btw =)

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Anonymous: fukkin yes... m movin

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Doc OctoAnonyPuss: in god we THRUST! mmmm thrusting...

1281795666748

NigBickDigger: dumb asses, we're all ran by the same people. the global elite.

1281795767990

Anonymous: If it wasn't for us Americans and our God, Charles Darwin would be speaking German now with all the other gay Brit fags who were losing against the Warsaw Pact until we bombed Pearl Habor and saved their Ozzy asses

1285080366902

Anonymous: in god we thrust...

1285085730345

Jesus: In god we cussed

1285121618704

Cogent: CITIZENS are armed, SUBJECTS are not.

1285127494581

Anonymous: fuck yea ! creationist are so retarded...

1290480587440

Lickathesplit: I hope there is a god, for he would be analyzing my shit molecules right now, till my dying day, and there's plenty more where that came from..Nice job omnipotent dumbnut !!!

1290484184918

Anonymous: You guys are barely out of the monarchy system. A system that believes that the ruling body is chosen by god.

1290485574376

Gantzkas: HAHAHA Fuck you and your 'God'

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Anonymous: So, Britain. Still bending over backwards to suck the Muslim's dicks? :D

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Anonymous: whoever posted this is an IDIOT. just wait faggot

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Kennedy: LOL DARWIN WAS RELIGIOUS

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A Venezuelan: LOL KENNEDY IS A TROLL

1302304380797

Anonymous: WAIT? What do?

1302316065445

Anonymous: ???????????????????????????????????? NOBODY THERE TO ANSWER

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Drinkerpiss: Hey Darwin--UK- enjoy your muslims!

1302414433887

Anonymous: Mexicans breed faster.

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NorwayJunkie: I'm not a USA-hater, but I think that american christians are by far the worst kind of religious ppl in the world

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Anonymous: Still, U.K. serves the quen

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B.Man: to Norway Junkie, I have seen worse religious ppl in Taiwan

1312948009621

Anonymous: England still has an AAA credit rating. That third A must stand for Arson.

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Korzo: Egad... the "IGWT" motto is a total fucking embarassment.

1312957498893

Honestman: This would b great if England didn't conform to a whole different currency calle EUROS!!!

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AZO: Common fucking sense FTW

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Troll protest photo meme god

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devshade: i lold heavily when i saw that bender-like robot

1279893994933

drummerftw: haha love this. Anyone else spot the Masterchief hiding there?

1279894782193

Anonymous: i saw master cheif

1283059563363

Anonymous: its like weres waldo master cheif edition

1283211052663

Anonymous: lol I saw a Man "FUCK GOD"

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fingerofdoom: hahahahah

1283214913172

Jesus: Kill All Humans

1283225163690

Anonymous: fake.

1283227061930

HappyGoLumpy: Superman died for our sins...

1286317060968

Anonymous: "Odin is God, read Mighty Thor #5"

1286358488637

Anonymous: where's Waldo?

1286375430266

Anonymous: really like the "is this thing on ?" sign

1286379273992

fart: wtf was that shit all about? fucking bender kicked ass lol

1286382927881

Anonymous: I see Master Cheif, I see the Mad Hatter, I see a Fur Fag, I see bender...and someone has a paper gun over on the left

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Cannot find God - Most likely causes: God is not connected to th einternet - The God you requested does not exist

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Mike Carey: Try reading the Bible

1271999032550

darkstan: Yeah, all those contradictions, inconsistencies, and stories of a maniacal, petulant god really make the case. Fuck you, Bible.

1272027689716

GalacticStar: LOL Have you recieved this message in error, please call Science's tech support and they will surely point you to the apes.

1300619637152

BnSneky: hahahahahahahaha

1300620163322

Anonymous: losers

1300643306707

Anonymous: MY COMPUTER INTERNET IS NOT RESPONDING ENOUGH THE SEARCH ENGINE RESPONSE IS BREAKINGUP&MY OTHER COMPUTER INTERNET RESPONSE IS BROKEN EVERYWHERE ON IT BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!!!

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Grave

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iTech: fap fap fap?

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Anonymous: Which God?

1315671458319

honghavok: God has no internet!

1315685161798

BnSneky: thought he would have the best interwebs

1315686697367

Anonymous: 2550 as someone said, the EULA you click to when d/loading a program is like the bible. nobody really reads it but everybody agrees to it.

1315700328107

Anonymous: i have all of gods internets muhahaha

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If god does not exist then how did he write the bible?

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To read this thread or reply to it, please visit the topic

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Christians: If god is supposed to be real, Why did he not stop the Haiti earthquake? Think about that then GodFags

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iprobablyhateyou: because he hates niggers

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NiggerHater: ^agreed

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Redrocco: Pat Robertson sez its 'cause they made a deal with the devil in the 19th centuray

1263657331889

Anonymous: God hates people cause they took his apple, its all in the bible.

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anon: terrorists did it

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iprobablyhateyou: 2148 is correct.... God uses Mac

1263678167808

Redrocco: all religions agree its the womans fault

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Piercedzombie: lmao hatians are devil worshippers dont blame god

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Cecaruso: god is amused

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Anonymous: 7808, not anymore he isnt!

1264966885677

Pyro: Cos he CAUSED IT

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Anonymous: Shit happens. Doesn't mean God caused it. It also doesn't mean he is obligated to prevent it.

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HornyBear: Because your mom's a whore OP?

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rumplee: God haven't time, he is watching c4c...

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God: fuck em..

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Sparty: ok maybe about haiti was wrong... but wee need to ston china invasion... kill'em all

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Mooselem Stud -: For the same reason he did not stop a hurricane hitting New Orleans.

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Anonymous: 7295 You mean niggers then!

1266316466787

Anonymous: God works in mysterious ways, atheistfags.

1267671855986

Anonymous: God = Omnipotent + Impotent. He gets to have it both ways.

1267679813454

Anonymous: because you people need to learn not to take life for granted, so he hit haiti to show you what could happen in the united states. FAGS

1269144236709

nigel: free will why do they live on a fault line

1269144364841

Anonymous: "Haiti: Shake it Off!"

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Anonymous: Haiti earthquake: 200000 deaths - Chile earthquake: 200 deaths. God hates niggers

1269493154663

DropkickMurphy: Because he started it. Stopping it would just be silly.

1269544517638

Anonymous: lol godfags

1269555577848

Warg: Umm... because the Christian God isn't in charge of Haiti... and the darky voodoo gods do earthquakes for lulz.

1270779631537

Anonymous: 'Cause they're niggers...DUH!!!

1270830459659

Anonymous: Because everything works together for good. That doesnt mean everything is good. We deserve to die.

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Anonymous: becouse he likes fun

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Anonymous: your silly. God dont stop things from happing. he helps you deal with things that are or have happened. we are examples of what sin does. maybe to the angles that did not fall with satin. see what sin does. acts of god ar nature not God. But he did distroy whole cities of sin in bible days. why people got out of hand like now.

1271645437241

gmode: read the story of Job in the bible - God reigns on the just and unjust

1271652147843

Anonymous: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA because he hates niggers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1272445960346

Amon: Earthquakes happen bellow ground. That's the domain of the Devil. Go complain to him AtheistFags.

1272651944623

Dr. Dietmar Posselt: God hates Voodoo Niggers!

1272654410333

Anonymous: Piercedzombie got it right!! Good for you.

1273623908275

Grave: GOD IS NOT REAL. END OF DISCUSSION.

1273658248197

Grave: kthxbi

1273658254648

ImYourMomBIATCH: HAhahah, niggers!

1273699827212

Anonymous: all the ppl callin names n shit is the one thats gonna get fucked up in the in white ass honkys. white ppl are so fuckin dumb dats why we got a BLACK PRESIDENT dumb fuckin honkys always thinkin yall dumb asses know sum dhit wen yall really are dumb as fuck

1278514610108

Anonymous: ^you cant fight racism with more racism^

1278514668618

Anonymous: Because god is fucking nazi's and his moms

1278514856979

bdabiri: fuck Haiti. end of story

1278534009860

Anonymous: There was a white professor from our campus that was in Haiti doing missionary work when the quake struck. He and his wife made it back safely, but when interviewed by the campus paper he had the nerve to say "We just thank the Lord that He was watching out for us." So what, God said "fuck these 200,000 black folks, I've got to watch out for the white guys!"

1278534706270

Anonymous: God is a terrorist!

1278536021881

Anonymous: gods fake

1278537731287

Synonymous: God's real

1278538106392

Anonymous: ^ Except not.

1278539544355

Moongrim: God hates niggers

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so_what_if___: on what page in the bible can i find a description of hell and refferences of its existance? i need material for yet another fantasy story.

1280516468444

God: Fuck you guys, the Martians were way more fun! ...ooops.

1280517687738

Anonymous: The question is a result of misconception of what God is really like.

1280518309730

Anonymous: true

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Because: God hates niggers too

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especially: uppity slave colony niggers

1280650114877

Anonymous: God said hed let us deal with our own shit we can ask for help but unless we have Faith followed by works we are own our own

1280933643211

dmx: God is not a babysitter, He allows disasters and brings blessings as well, makes us stronger and builds character.

1280937919206

fingerofdoom: ^true

1280983557664

Anonymous: Haiti the voodoo capital of the world, after earthquake there where a huge number of the victims bodies found mutilated where their heads had been removed as the human skull are prize possession in the voodoo scene. In one raid a women was found to have a freezer of 12 heads taken from earthquake victims bodies.

1280998032489

don't be an ignorant: if you read the bible you'd understand God

1281045162721

big dick hein: same reason he lot the nazi's kill all the jews, he didnt want them a round no more

1281047211323

Anon: God did the best thing for those niggers

1281047957389

Anonymous: You assume God gives a shit when something happens down here. Haiti doesn't matter. Death is an illusion. The day you die is just another day. God doesn't care.

1281048803109

Nickeh43: *smacks forehead*

1281052285244

Squirrely1: Population control...End of argument!!!

1281052367988

ImYourMomBIATCH: I think God is a nigger

1281519139209

Anonymus: God is a sick Jew

1281527880892

asp: the population won't control overpopulation overpopulation will control the population.

1281529712819

Anonymous: CAUSE GOD HATES NIGGERS & HAITI PARTICULARLY

1282755717917

Bubble: dmx, God is not real.

1282758800311

crazyassmofo: He was gettin a blow job from the "HOLY" spirit

1294470735956

Anonymous: your message will never be read by Christians, so it's like a tree falling in a forest alone.

1294505669701

Greeft: If lemons fellate bicycle clips, then sea-lions blow Reanault Megans for a west end show.

1294509460145

Brainless-M'Baata: "The Lesson of Haiti": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wLOoASAPDg

1294528752433

Anonymous: BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLLE AND GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE. DOES GOD ALLOW OR CAUSE THESE THINGS? I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT HE DOES. I BELIEVE THAT HE TURNS HIS FACE FROM THIS UNGODLY SYSTEM AND THEREFORE CHAOS RULES OVER ORDER. DOES HE CAUSE BABIES TO DIE IN ABORTION CLINICS? NO! IT IS NOT IN HIS WILL THAT ANY SHOULD DIE BUT THAT IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF A UNGODLY SYSTEM. FOR EVERY ACTION

1294530473228

Anonymous: ^ Yeah, an ungodly system cause earthquakes... You obviously need religion to be that stupid, for everyone else, there is geology to explain how these natural phenomena occur.

1294532969226

Greeft: Souffle things happen to pentagram anoraks in a scoop of neapolitan ice cream. SO FUCK YOU!

1294533173392

Anonymous: Simple- god hates haitians!

1313368094534

XITS: Reality is subjective. "Supposed to be real" for who? Does GodFag Troll control more than his/her reality? Troll obvious is troll, what's the point?

1314122147996

niggapleaz: So much blasphemy, tut tut.

1314125636774

Anonymous: he caused it fuckface dem niggaz werent important anyway

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Penispopel: he devil gave God a call, he needed slaves for his underground cotton fields.

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Anonymous: don't you get it GOD IS NEUTRAL, HE'S ON HIS OWN SIDE, HE MIGHT ASSIST OR NOT, BUT ACTUALLY NEVER REALLY GIVES A FUCK. And that he does not assist does not mean he's not existent.

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Anonymous

This might answer ur question OP.

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Squirrley1: He needed teh lulz...

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Who killed more people in the Bible? God / Satan

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Anonymous: and the pattern continues with the vatican...

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Anonymous: nice bodycount lol

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Anonymous: And they deserved it

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Anonymous: so did jesus....

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Anonymous: Kinda makes sense evil wouldn't want to look evil, just as good would not give a fuck, it knows it's good.

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PopeHitler: the Other Popes did after the Bible

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Anonymous: fucking church, fucking religion, fucking gay faggot pope, fucking religious poofter faggots, fucking cunts the lot of them can all fucking rot in hell, fucking hell....FUCK...

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Anonymous: i like your thinking Mr Fuck

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No Longer Anonymous: 1242912584752 - Who pissed in your Cheerios ?

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Anonymous: quite a bodycount for someone who doesn't exist...

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Satan: I prefer torture... just killing them isn't fun.

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Saddam: hey Satan ....... I heard that you were horny .

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GOD: Actually I killed a whole lot more then that . You try baking a human being and trying to brown him for Nigeria and Africa . Damn near burned a million of them before I got it right .

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Anonymous: satan killed 10 people? I'm leaving the COS pronto!

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4chan god roll

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iprobablyhateyou: god controls the interwebs

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darkstan: The best argument I've seen so far. LOL.

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Anonymous: I don't agree with Darksatan.

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CreepisKryp: ^I don't agree with anonymous fags.^ HOWEVER! This is just the kind of thing that reinforces the delusions of the faithful.

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greyhoundpaul: Oh yes! I dont believe in god but i believe that made me piss myself laughing!

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UriAr: AMEN!

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Grave: WAT?!

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Anonymous: i bet those /b/tards are still fucked up to this very day. this post ending in zero zero zero zero means god exists

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Anonymous: nice try, god

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sqwrrl: If this comment ends in a numbe then god doesn't exist.

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sqwrrl: ^ would you look at thet.

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Anonymous: If this post ends in 666, then God exists!

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God: I exist. If I did not, how come I am posting here instead of being God?

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suomynonA: if this post ends in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9, then god does not exist

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suomynonA: :p

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clownichter: So much win im gonna cry :'-(

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AnarchoECO: I Lol'ed.

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Samps: There you have it, folks. 4chan just debunked atheism. Obvious logic is obvious. At least the Bible thumpers are too busy shunning the site to gloat.

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Warg: If this post ends in God then I do not exist...

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Anonymous: OP of original thread should play the lottery

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Toastah32: If this post ends in /b/ God doesn't exist.

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Anonymous: do it all at once

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cogent: samefag exists

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Jesus: SHOPPED! God does not exist.

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Grave: ^Hey jesus, if god does not exist - how do you exist?

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Limerick: I believe.

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anon: fucking epic!

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Gotteslast: god is an oldfag >> if this post ends in 3, god’s gonna skullfuck me tonight and make sweet mother mary poop on my dick

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Bobby: If this post ends in 5 than this picture is total fake ;)

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Twinchlian: God does exist. The internet is the second coming and the retraction of the Curse of Babylon. Have fun. Be nice to eachother. Know He thinkst y'all are funny.

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Anonymous: sqwrrl that post never enede in a numbe

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Anonymous: god has a sense of humor. athiests are too busy being on the recieving end to notice the jokes

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Pyro: If this post ends in a number then it doesnt matter if he exists or not cos were all gonna burn in hell anyway

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fingerofdoom: the day God browsed /b/ good luck with your souls faggots.

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anon: if this post ends in 4 i'm going to drink a beer

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anon: damn

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Anonymous: fucking owned hahahaha

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Anonymous: Wow

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Anonymous: Roll

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Anonymous: rolllllllin

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BnSneky: yikes

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George: Why are the bible-thumpers and Christfags on /b/, chan4chan, etc. anyway? Aren't we too intellectual...err, I mean sacreligious for them?

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Anonymous: lold at superhuman

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Anonymous: wash the dust off the dunecoons

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Bongochops: if this post ends in 7 then God exists. 6 and the Islams win. 5 and we all turn Buddhist

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Clownichter: ^Scientology

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Anonymous: Pretty nice pic. btw,the odds for that kind of win is 0,0001% :D Not bad

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rock: ah yes soory I'm confused..OK God exists..which God would that be?..there have been so many

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Clownichter: ^.^

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Anonymous: if this post ends in 4938 then god satan and jesus are fake

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Anonymous: if the post ends in 1296304003321

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DarwinFuckUSA: how many aids can you see is this pic?

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Anonymous: if this post ends in 69 then god can suck my bellend

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Anonymous: if this post ends in 1 then ur mum is gunna die

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Satan: Woah, woah, what's with all this God talk?

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anon11: take that pic on MS PAINT and EDIT IT... Stupid Asses!!! hahaha

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MrSandyNigger: ...

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Banshee5: If this post ends in 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,8 or 9 then God is sucking my balls. At 7 I'm sucking his

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mkvette: hahahaha win

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Plagnic: FULL OF WIN

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Plagnic: Pyro, HOLY CRAP IT ENDED IN A NUMBER lol

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DrPwn: I think I saved the pic twice.

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And the Lord God commanded the man, "You are free to eat from any tree in the garden but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for you will surely die."

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Anonymous: So THAT'S how it happened!

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Anonymous: PMSL

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Lickathesplit: ?? I'm pretty sure a vagina smells like fish, not the other way around, that's why i get so hungry every time i lickathesplit..

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StormTrooper: I see Genesis has been updated. I need this new bible

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Anonymous: This is from the King Sopranos version of the bible

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megalomaniac: @Licka - I'm pretty sure yr a virgin, only unwashed vaginas smell of fish

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Lickathesplit: ^ I think you need to stop comparing baby/child pussy who have no odor, and smeel the real thing maniac, all smell their own distinctive odour

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megalomaniac: How do u know about baby odor? Pedo? U say pussy always smell of fish, tell your crack whores to wash then smell it reject

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Lickathesplit: You need to stop blurring shit out without thinking first, when i was a teen the pussy's of my girlfriends didn't have a distinctive smell, later on in life i noticed that all vagina's develop their own smell, logicly it is not because they don't have hygiene, but of the split itself + the urine channel, you dig or you dign't, now GTFO faggot...

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megalomaniac: Are u retarded kid? U said it always smells of FISH, now u backtracking virgil

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Lickathesplit: It is quite simple, we can read back, and my way of reading might differ from yours, but i read and have said : a vagina smells LIKE fish, not ALL, but 'a'...furthermore, this was a reaction on the story in the pic on your left, read it, enjoy it, and later on it is allowed to react with a smile, don't take things so seriously... faggot... XD

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Lickathesplit: So sorry for this Mega Shit, the guy took 3 reactions in 12 hours from me, can i get a court order to keep the fucker at least 50 sentences away from me please, a barrel of laughs he must be at your party... Nice thread though, keep on rockin' in the free world...

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megalomaniac: Ahahaha ramblings of geek thats never had any. Your stories contradict faggot

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Anonymous: wow, this conversation is about nothing, but pussy smells good. i was smelling my gfs last night

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Atheism

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Anonymous: it's funny because it's true.

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Warg: HA-HA!! Conjecture!!

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ImYourMomBIATCH: A theist fag must have done this stupid unlogical shit.. He (or she) can suck my dick!

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Anonymous: If you wan't him to suck your dick, wouldn't you go to hell as well?

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dxc: 4997- I think you missed the sarcasm/irony of this one.

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the7rafe7: at least they have fucking proof of dinosaurs.. wheres your proof of god? more than half of you christ fiends are either brainwashed or just doing it because you stupid family makes you

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Anonymous: I has big penis

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SMF: I didn't know lower lifeforms could post images.

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Anonymous: < Is stupid because atheism is lack of faith.

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ʍǝɾ ɐ ʇsnɹʇ ɹǝʌǝu: i farted a little. heeheeheeheeyay

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Anonymous: makes more sense than preggo whore swears she's a virgin and has the son of a magic man in the sky who can walk on water, turn it into wine, die and come back who is the son of god and gets his instructions from god bur really is god reincarniated... so he sounds like the bastard skitzo son of an unmarried whore

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admiral: for real? both sides dont make sense. reality itself dont make sense to me. I.. used to.. belive in some kind of source. now.. fuck everything.. smoke weed everyday..

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Anonymous: "ImYourMomBIATCH" is one generally stupid fuck

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Locopor: Absolutely hilarious! love the cynicism!

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