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Hey Atheists, If theres no oxygen in space, how come the sun burns? Christians:1 Atheists:0

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a78589645: ok OP, i'll make you a deal. I'll buy your passage on Branson's spaceplane- you agree to crack a window

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Whatchamacallit: which window?

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a78589645: any window on the spaceplane will do

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Anon: The Sun gets its energy by smashing small light elements together to make heavier elements. Most of a star's life is spent smashing hydrogen atoms together to make helium. The burning that a star does is a nuclear reaction newb, not a chemical one like the fires on Earth. Christians:-2 Anon:Win

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Anonymous: STUF Troll

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Cheesecake: if theres no oxegen in ur brain - well there ya go - and kudos anon 473

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Anonymous: because the sun is not made of fire. It's made of liquid fire...also known as PLASMA. No oxygen required. 3rd grade science class shit... look it up.

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Anonymous: wow ! wikipedia why dont you start there before you sit and the big boys table

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Anonymous: Christians: 1? Sure, if the christians are keeping score. They'll convince themselves of anything. No matter how far fetched.

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Anonymous: hey athiests did darwin say man evloved from apes

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Anonymous: Why is this even a question for atheists? Does the presence of oxygen in space determine whether God exists?

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Anonymous: ^I don't think so... the theory of evolution is that every species has evolved into what it is today by natural selection... this means both man and ape could be two different evolutionary branches of a common ancestor... not that one originates directly from the other... the fact in the theory is that natural selection occurs... this has been and can be proved by observations and experiments...

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Anonymous: (continued)... but the path of human evolution in the time that has passed would be difficult to prove to any complete certainty... we can only speculate on the basis of the remains we can dig up... but going back to the theory of natural selection and the facts we do have, it does seem likely that all species, including humans, have evolved from something else.

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Anonymous: and NOW TO BE A DICK..... what about evolution threw gods eyes. that yes god is real and he/she made the earth and all of its creatures, but he/she set the evolutionary path that life would follow

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Anonymous: sorry i just wanted to throw I.D. into this i could careless

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Anonymous: I can answer this but first we need to send a probe to Uranus.

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America unstrong!: The answer is: quantum tunnelling, read a book those who live outside of the euro zone, this is why we still laugh at you, retarded necro's

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CreepisKryp: OP is playing dumb...trolling for religion bashers...CREEPIS DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES!

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Anonymous:

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Furore23: Eh, at least it's a conversation.

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cybersinner: Because the sun is not a fire but a nuclear reaction, which is the fusion and/or fission of atoms, requiring no fire at all. Only fire uses oxygen, fuel and heat. Silly Christian, try reading a science book and you might learn something.

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Anonymous: 2957: Aye, there's the rub. Even though science can provide rational explanations, or at least working hypotheses, for so many things, the ignorant religious can always fall back on, "Because God made it that way!" or "It's not that way, but God just wants it to look that way to test you!"

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Anonymous: 2957 (and 0422): Not quite, because the bible says that God created man and all other species in its current form. If a christian wants to claim that God made evolution happen, he'd also be saying that the bible is wrong. And if the bible is wrong, then why should the idea of God be right?

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Anonymous: who said the bible was ever written correctly? Not downing any christians either, thats why its called FAITH.

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Anonymous: "FUCKIN" MAGIC!!!!"

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cybersinner: Faith: n.1.Belief without any proof whatsoever. (The reason that this word was even created was by the religious is the fact that since your god does not exist, there will never be any proof.

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Bansheeflyer: Hey Idiot Writer: Why is it so hard to pay attention in Science once and a while, instead of playing with your wang?

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Anonymous: i thought it was UV light

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Grave: cybersinner you are full of shit. nuclear is a weapon that go boom boom when it hits the enemy. stupid atheists.

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Anonymous: Grave, put down your bible and read a fucking encyclopedia. A nuclear reaction is the fusion or fission of an atomic particle. This occurs in both solar bodies and nuclear explosions, as well as nuclear power plants.

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Furore23

^ Guess what you just got?

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Moongrim: The sun isn't on fire Douchebag. Christians Zip.

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Anonymous: That is prob the definition of facepalm

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Anonymous: trooooolllllllllll

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Grave: 6694, you're a fucking moron. you don't need to read an encyclopedia to know that I was trolling. stupid trollbate -_-"

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Pyro: Cos fire defies the very essence of God. The Greek god gave fire to man and was punished for it, Now when you hear "Hell" you think "Fire" Hell is not on Earth, it is in space, it is the SUN ITSELF

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Anonymous: i am a christian but OP is an idiot

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Anonymous: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Get a life n00bs!

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Anonymous: Actually there is oxygen in space... just really spread out.

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Anonymous: O M G! i'll pretend it doesn't exist, it's impossible to reason with religious people. Like House once said: "If we could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people."

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Bryan M.: Holy Shit ... another stupid christian's logic ...

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Anonymous: lol at all you biblethumpers

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Anonymous: Omg Failor :D.. Gravitation and corefusion motherfucker

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Anonymous: Hydrogen

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Anonymous: Good point! But just to be sure, go there to find out.

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Anonymous: Who makes queations like these? It's like it was posted on purpose to destroy the reputation of Christians.

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Anonymous: Oh noez, a christian pwned atheism, omg, lets an hero!

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Sasi

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Hellcat1138: so fucking stupid it uses fusion reaction. it makes the fucking the oxygen, from scratch. science 1 Fucking stuck up, sucking on gods super cock -100 to the power of forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Limerick: ^Flawless.

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Anonymous: An undetectable hyper intelligent super being makes it happen by magic.

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Anonymous: 1) did you never hear about nuclear energy ? (was hiroshima nuke in vain?)

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Anonymous: 2) atheisme =/= science

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Anonymous: you know,you could be a scientist even though you're a christian...

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sUNz: That's because the sun does not need oxygen.Our star itself consists almost entirely of gas, three-quarters hydrogen, one quarter helium.And these gases are partially "on fire". Atheist 1-1 (btw i believe in god)

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Flarp: There is lots and lots of oxygen. God exists. And God loves flamers.

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macfadyin: Learn to spell before making an asshole of yourself

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Anonymous: Because I command it to

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Anonymous: Why don't you fly to the sun and ask it why its burning if your being vaporised you should be getting close...

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Lickathesplit: No combustion observed, only radiation of heat and light....

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Anonymous: lol the funniest part about this is the fact that oxygen actually does exist in space.

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Anonymous: TOO STUPED FOR SIENCE????!?! TRY RELIGION?!?!???

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Kirk Diggler: Holy shit really? The sun is a nuclear furnace that burns Hydrogen and Helium you fucking dumbshits!

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MAELSTHUR: fucking trolling you asshole, that named nuclear fusion

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PDoughbear: Continually trying to justify your beliefs like this points to an inner doubt about those beliefs. If this dipstick was a true christian, he wouldn't give a flying squirrel fuck what we believe!

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Anonymous: invalid

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Anonymous: the bible says the Earth is 6000 years old, and if the bible is supposed to be "100% accurate" then why are they finding shit 30,000 years old? makes you wonder what else in the bible is wrong. (HINT: EVERYTHING)

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Anonymous: I didn't know christians could count...

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Anonymous: rofl

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Greeft: It's because of the amount of UV light it gives off.

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Anonymous: science says fusion. religion says it just is. magically

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Anonymous: Hey Christians, if there's only one god, then why are you so gay?

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goatman6767: im with God on this one. I dont ask for proof, i dont give proof, and i dont waste MUCH time arguing with people on the internet about the existence of God. All i need to do is take a look around at everything in the world and say to my self "its no coincidence." Some people agree, some people dont, and theres no shortage of people arguing about it on the internet and calling each other faggots.

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Anonymous: It doesn't really. It's a process of nuclear fission. And the light created by the 'burning' is fueled by mostly hydrogen.

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JewFag

no, that's ignorant

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Anonymous: i hate the ppl who post these stupid things that no one even believes anyway..."hey atheists..." fail.

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Anonymous: hey Christian the sun burns the same way your ass burns after your priest fucks you in you glory hole

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savyp: Bitch plz... everyone knows that the sun was formed from one of gods massive orgasms that still burns bright to this very day... and all the planets that have no lifeforms are wastelands, so they are clearly gods shit bricks. And all that stuff around saturn are turd nuggets

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Anomolous: The sun runs on Electricity

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw

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Anonymous: OP is a troll. Nobody is THAT dumb.

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AdmiralAckbar: The sun is nuclear energy.

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mizakanator: God was butt-fucked by Chuck Norris, creating Jesus. But he got killed by some mad Jews. Son, THAT'S why you have AIDS.

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avsiii: How deliightfully ignorant the so call god's children can be. Proof that god doe't exist. The sun doen't burns - It's a natural nuclear fusion.

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sparkoflife: moron. I didnt read all the posts, but the sun uses something called fusion to burn hydrogen...the pocess does not require oxygen. So:Christians:FAIL, Athiests:9000

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Anonymous: @ sparkoflife Actually 4 hydrogen gets fused together to form helium...

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sparkoflife: @newfag anon ^...ya, i didnt specofy any number of hydrogen atoms in my statement...read it again

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avsiii: @ sparkoflife Your statement reads, "the sun uses something called fusion to burn hydrogen". The sun doesn't burn hydrogen - It fuses four hydrogen into one helium. In this process it releases energy.

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Anonymous: sparkoflife is a sissy in denial.

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sparkoflife: ok, you guys win, lol. geez, sorry i didnt write the comment as a scientific thesis. Its commonly reffered to as 'burn hydrogen' because it produces energy...whatever...

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Anonymous: apology accepted. ^ no sissy anymore

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avsiii: I'm sorry too, it's not about winning or losing. I'm just trying to correct some of the misinformation that gets posted here.

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sparkoflife: ok, i dont mind being corrected...its all good. :)

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avsiii: Cool...

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Anonymous: cool. but now let´s start insulting again. for fun...

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Anonymous: the sun burns off of helium, it doesnt need oxygen because it already has an extremely potent source of fuel

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sparkoflife: why, in the name of all the false gods, are people still commenting on this?...oh wait a minute...ooops

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Anonymous: It is the Eye of Xenu...that is all...

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JayJayDrift: Anyone who thinks that the sun is essence of god, FUCK you. The greeks and god himself are two complete different bullshit. The sun is made by two molecules hydrogen and helium which when combined create a chemical explosion, not only this but the fuel it runs on is the constant explosions of the suns. Imagine this, shaking up a soda bottle, opening it, and then closing it again.

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TinFoilHatGuy: JayJay... who sez GOD ISN'T Helium and Hydrogen, you ignorant african?

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Anonymous: The run runs of the idiotic energy of dumb fucking questions asked on chat4chan..your dumbass question should power it for a year or two! fucking tard OP

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JayJayDrift: Besides, even if the sun did run on oxygen, the mass wouldn't be even close enough to support the mass of the sun, thus causing it to burn out.

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JayJayDrift: One more thing with your bullcrap, There is something called "Nuclear Energy" search it up, see what it does >_>

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TinFoilHatGuy

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TinFoilHatGuy: nytimes.com/2011/04/13/world/asia/13japan.html

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fillinthevoidz: now I am embarassed for all Christians...Its fusion A-Hole.

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MrPerspective: Actually, the Sun burns because it's made of sulphur, like a HUGE motherfucking giant matchstick. That's where Satan lives. Yup, up there in the sky. (What's that, you say? "The sky is GOD's domain"? Bah, same difference.)

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MrPerspective: OP is either heart-breakingly naive in his abysmal faggotry, or one goddamn(!) flamboyant epic trollfag sensei of stellar refined sarcasm brilliance! No middle ground possible.

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MrPerspective: Time for stating the obvious : the sun burns because you god damn forgot to apply the motherfucking lotion! Jesus Christ, what a dope...

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Demo535: It doesn't burn it explodes because the hydrogen particles at it's core are constantly fused by the pull of gravity and this fusion releases energy...so, yeah...eat my science!

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Anonymous: sun converts helium to hydrogene , you idiot. not oxygen. thats why american ppl are stupid.they're commenting everything what they dont know. fools.

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc5JXbyw1C0

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MrPerspective: ^^ Hydrogen to helium, actually. Nuclear fusion. It's like an H-bomb so huge (and stable!), it takes 9 billion years to fully explode. We're halfway there by now.

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MrPerspective: ^ But if some of you are in a hurry, in just 50 million years, it'll go red giant and fry everything closer than the orbit of Mars. That's a cosmic heartbeat away. :-P

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froggywentacortn: Sorry Christians just like your religion this score is not correct !

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Canit: .....the sun burns Christians?

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MrPerspective: ^ Hahaha, revenge of the sun gods! Ra, Phebus, Apollo...

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Anonymous: Isn't the sun just a mass of hydrogen fusing together because of intense pressure thus releasing energy through nuclear fusion? And it's not fire, it's radiation, I guess if toured Khios you don't believe in chemistry or physics

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Canit: ^Another tree hugger trying to trick us into believing "facts" and "science" mean anything. All hail the Tea Party and ignorant outrage!

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Canit: @ Mr. P, On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer on Vixen!

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MrPerspective: ^ Ho-ho-ho! *<:oD

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Ho: So you've met my sisters?

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Lickathesplit: ^^^^ Another jesusfucker trying to trick us into believing that fiction and faith mean anything. All fail to their pedo party and presumptuous righteousness !

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Canit: ^ LOL, Split...thanks for picking up on my sarcasm

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unicr0n: The Sun does not "burn", like we think of logs in a fire or paper burning. The Sun glows because it is a very big ball of gas, and a process called nuclear fusion is taking place in its core. Nuclear fusion occurs when one proton smashes into another proton so hard that they stick together...and release some energy as well. This energy then heats up the other materials (other protons and electrons

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Anonymous: Hydrogen and other gases?

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Anonymous: Fusion dipshit. It doesn't NEED oxygen.

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Anonymous: It burns because arsonist space niggers commit crime in space too.

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Raygunz: Our farts. It continues to burn from all of Earthly farts

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nicaris12: hey op if you believe there is Oxygen in space you should try and live there

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SolF: chuck norris's farts light anywhere. u mad, bro?

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Anonymous: 1. The sun does not count as "space", space being the vacuum, the void, the absence of matter. The sun, like earth, is a pocket of concentrated matter imbedded in space. 2. There is oxygen in space, but only in negligibly small quantities, randomly distributed across a large volume, 3. The sun doesn't burn, It gives of light, heat, and other forms of radiation as byproducts of nuclear fusion.

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Cunt81: ^ Everything counts as space, even space occupied by matter. We are in space now.

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Anonymous: 4. These are all basic scientific principles which are neither contrary to Christianity, nor fundamentally required for athiesm. Idiots: 0, Others: All. P.S. I am trying to see things from OP's perspective, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my own ass.

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Mackan52: The sun does not "burn", helium and hydrogen causes a reaction known as fusion.

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Anonymous: @cunt81 multiple definitions of space. As used in context, he clearly meant the void. If you are using a definition of space which encompasses all things, (i.e. we live in a three dimensional space), then there would be no argument that space contains no oxygen. I suppose either way, his head is shaped like a penis and his argument is invalid. A void or vacuum is also a definition of space.

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Pyro: sun burns cos its fire and it needs n o oxygen...... cos oxygen is for pussies

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Anonymous: So according to Christians, nuclear fusion does not exist?

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ethelred: Hey born-agains, If God made you, how come he forgot to put the brains in?

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Anonymous: it's not burning, it's exploding

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"ALL THINKING MEN ARE ATHEISTS" - Ernest Hemingway

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MrPerspective: Fuck, you can't be both intelligent and a bigot, duh!

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Anonymous: That's bullshit. I think, I'm easy going pretestant :D

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Lickathesplit: WTF is Galileo doing ITT ? He 's a degenarate godfag, I liked and agree with Edison, pics or it didn't happen

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Anonymous: susan the original thinking man

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Anonymous: ^^ So is Darwin

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Lickathesplit: ^If you can't see that was politics then i can't help you bro.. Go read your bible again..

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Anonymous: 100% bullshit in this ok. All thinking intelligent folk are deists or christians.

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Nick4OneLove: This is pure WIN!

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Anonymous: religion makes people think the world is shit so they treat the world like shit

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Anonymous: it's arguable whether Darwin and Nietzsche were atheists. Darwin never renounced God and it's argued that Nietzsche simply had a better grasp of divinity.

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thatguynamed: Susan B Anthony wasnt a dude.

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halfmast: where the fuck is einstein? oh wait lol he believed i god

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Anonymous: hawking ftw

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Anonymous: einstein was a j00 he only believed in gold

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BogFlogger: Ernest, the shotgun eater. I reckon his thinking was REEEEAAL good.

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Oldandevil: Once it was ok to believe that God created science. La matematica è il linguaggio con cui Dio ha scritto l'universo

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Anonymous: But there's a difference between the fanatical fairy stories, and there probably being SOME sort of Greater Power. Not an old man on a cloud, but it's not impossible there is SOME force. Provlem is, everyone immediately equates that with Adam, Moses and all the rest of that shit.

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Enormous: lol a pick of nerds, weirdos and useless faggots. Thinking people my ass

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Anonymous: so when does someone come up with something more positive quite unlike "a"theist - or "a"gnostic? something thats not that "anti"?

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Anonymous: ^Richard Dawkins said that atheists need a word like "gay". He suggested "brighter" :P

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Anonymous: "Someone is only a thinking person if they think exactly the same way that I do"- A. Cunt

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notarsonist: ^my mind is full of fuck

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Hank Hill: Son, Ernest Heming way blew his brains out in the early '60s after people stopped buying his books. He's not worth getting into trouble over.

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Anonymous: Atheism is a religion too.

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A no-nymo.us: Atheism is not a religion, it's to keep sanity.

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Furore23: ^^ Anon needs to spend some time with a dictionary,

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Anonymous: thatguynamed: Susan B Anthony wasnt a dude * CONFIRMED DYKE

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Anonymous: Athiesm is not a religion. Thiesm=religion. A prefix of "a" means either the opposite, or the absence of what follows. So Athiesm is the absence of, or the opposite of religion. And for the record, not all thinking men are athiests. All intelligent thinking people who devote a large share of their thinking time pondering the merits and or likelihood of religion are athiests.

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Anonymous: A shocking number of thinking people lack intelligence in their thoughts, however. Furthermore, a large proportion if intelligent thinkers simply devote little of their thinking time to questions of religion. They may then end up agnostic, or even religious, due to an absence of time spent in examination of their beliefs on the subject.

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THE FOUR HORSEMEN

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NonComposMentis: I'd fuck the scientist and scholar and let the philosopher take me to dinner :P

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Banshee5: even with your bun in the oven?

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NonComposMentis: ^This is irrelevant :]

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Banshee5: I need to find myself some preggo women so it seems...

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Anonymous: ^nah, NonComposMentis isn't preggo, isn't even a girl. just another gay troll dude :(

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Anonymous: Hitchens is dead, pot Maher instead

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Prime11: I see no fucking horse

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Anonymous: These man are Rolemodels.

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eyedol: red yellow green blue

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Gloomy-Demon: Met all 3 in person but Christopher! :(

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Bunglicker: Hitch signed my copy of "god is Not Great", and I shook the man's hand.

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did you know that most PEDOFILES are ATHEIST

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Anonymous: would like to see the stats on that because it seems like most are catholic priests

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Anonymous: Now that, was sharp. Nice one

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Greeft: Oh really, thanks for that. Oh and your god is a cunt.

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the7rafe7: lol then explain catholic priests..

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Greeft: ^They're the ones who stick magnets up little boys arses aren't they??

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the7rafe7: ^ no usually its little jesus figurines

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Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell peophile correctly?

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Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell pedophile correctly?

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Pyro: ^Lol

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Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles can't spell adult?

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CreepisKryp: OP was born of his younger sister. PERIOD.

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Anonymous: Its true, most priests don't pelive in god. They are in it for the boys!

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Anonymous: At least when priests are raping children they don't use contraception... so according to the bible, it's okay.

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WhiteShark: Did you know that most pedophiles are religious fags, priests,bishops, etc...?

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TheRedMage13: Did you know, most religious people are nutsacs?

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Anonymous: athiests are paedophiles beacuse thier weak minds and poor education cannot comprehend Christ's true word and the logic of Intelligent Design

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Anonymous: ad up all the catholic priests etc in the world then look at your stats

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Anonymous: they should make all convicted pedofiles wear clerical collars so everyone can tell they're perverts

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Master Pokerlord Jed: DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST RELIGIOUS ARE OBNOXIOUS FAGGOTS?

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Anonymous: I believe mary was satans whore slave... and thats how we got jesus

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cybersinner: God made Eve from Adams rib and immediately told her to be fruitful and multiply. Proof that God is a pedophile, telling a newborn woman to have sex.

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John.dounut: @4285, maybe they ARE athiests, but bulshitting so they can get to the boys n girls...

1275326463154

sqwrrl: Did you know that yall just got trolled?

1275337352208

Anonymous: first comment won epically

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WTFisjuice: does this mean im an atheist now?

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Moongrim: Did you you know that most Christians pull facts out of their ass?

1276902124277

Anonymous: usa usa usa

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Anonymous: did you know that alot of priests are pedos? so how do you explain that

1276907680408

Greg: Who da fuck is stealing my name

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Anonymous: Doesn't matter what religion a pedo is they are so fucking pathetic they can't be turned on by someone in their own age range.

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Anonymous: Pedophilia is wrong!.........it's pAedophilia...

1276953054441

Atheist: If God doesn't exist why did He make choirboys?

1276954615760

Anonymous: @3325 i am sure they can and DO get turned on by people of thier own age. I think it's probably a power thing. The power and control of a child is far more important than thier body form. That's what they get off on. At least I DO ANYWAY :P nom nom nom !

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Grave: did you know that you're supposed to put a question mark at the end of a question?. oh yeah and god does not exist so fuck off.

1276963454978

cv0712d: No, I did not know.

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DarwinFuckMuslims: Sandniggers are pedofiles and they used to use sand in the place of vaseline to fuck children (it is write in the Fuckoran)

1276977147902

GhostNinja: Did you know that every black man cheats at Poker!!!

1276979362998

Borstei: Did you know that pedophiles write themselves with an /f/? It’s our secret recognition code

1277220930167

Anonymous: i hate religionfags

1277745434484

Anonymous: YHVY is a paedophile

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Dmx: Concept of atheism is a securiy blanket for paedophiles gives them a feeling of no accountability.

1280977507803

Anonymous: DID YOU KNOW PEDOPHILES SPELL 'PEDOPHILE' WRONG?

1280977848965

Anonymous: Religious postings like this are made by cowards in real life who are too scared to get out and 'preach' their horse shit face to face.

1280978315965

chaimo: No, no, no, silly! You meant CATHOLIC PRIESTS

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Anonymous: did you know most athiests arent pedophiles

1280986653289

Anonymous: true. most nazi's are too. and serial rapists. funny how most prison inmates are religious though

1281040084289

Hellcat1138: did you know all christains are fucking assholes and retards

1281073497635

Anonymous: NO SHIT SHERLOCK

1281108378634

Anonymous: did you dumbfucks know, that pedofiles is actually a bit more correct than pedophiles? of course not, you lack awsomeness

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cliptoe: and that statement exudes awesomeness

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Anonymous: 'phile' is the original root suffix and 'file' is a modern typo. I also lack being a pedophile no matter how you spell it, but you don't know that, because you lack adult partners.

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YuLiekPicturz: Did you know that most Christians are pedophiles?

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Hellcat1138: and what did he win johnny, a brand neww..

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Anonymous: if it was legal, 9 out of 10 men would be a paedophile.

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kinganonymous: "did you know that most PEDOFILES are MUSLIMS"

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Kareloko: Did yoy know most priests...are catholics? JAJA!

1281226749370

Flarp?: Did you know that 9 out of 10 dentists are pedophiles?

1281228623613

Anonymous: TROLL POST!!!!11

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Anonymous: Did you know that 95% of all internet "Facts"/Statistics are just made up

1281708855360

Anonymous: Did you know that 95% of all internet "Facts"/Statistics are just made up?

1281708930113

Anonymous: did you know that most pedofiles are .jpg .gif .wmv .mp4 .avi ?

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tokunbo: y'know most pedofiles carnt spel pedofile

1281794670234

Anonymous: ^ Most not all.

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Moongrim: No, most pedos are religious

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Limerick: Did you know that the two have no relation regardless of whether it's true?

1281803093969

Anonymous: Pedo troll is troll

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Anonymous: Paedophiles. What about all the Catholic Priests fucking boys?

1283586683481

Anonymous: did you know that pedobear is an animal and doesn't give a **** about god

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Tznu: pdf file v V v

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Anonymous: im not. ;-)

1284480433391

Flarp: Did you know that most Chrisitans are closet athiests?

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AZO9Swall0deD: I'm sure most pedos are every sunday at church

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SickNote: Dosn't OP watch the news? All the Priest are kiddie fiddlers

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Anonymous: 95181: Most priests are atheists. They stay in for the money & power. You can't learn that much about any religion and not disbelieve.

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AchtungJuden!: Search for " Rabbi got caught" on YouTube, for a bunch of jewboy-pedophiles.

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Alkarnur: @ OP: that's completely wrong. Pedos fit the profile of low IQ, low education, working class/unemployed, even inbred. While your average Atheist has at least a 3-digit IQ, highly educated. We can joke as much as we want here about pedo, but Atheists, if they do it at all, do it a far far lower rates than religious people (not just talking about Catholics and Muslims).

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Anonymousoulopulous: My Priest was athiest then

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Paraguay: So, the PRIESTS are not PEDOFILES

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Anonymous: A "pedo file", presumably, is a file containing an image of a child. An image doesn't possess the ability to believe or disbelieve in a god, therefore it would be much more accurate to say that the "pedo file" is non-religious.

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BnSneky: i did not know that

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al: I think they would more appropriately be called hypocrites.

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Anonymous: priests are atheist ?

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Anonymous: ass is narrow

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Anonymous: @4285, u sir or ma'am are a winrar.

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Anonymous: @9842...I am an athiest with a tested IQ of 168. I am an honor student who recently did a paper about this very subject. Most pedophiles are, in fact, Christian males between the ages of 18-32. They are indeed low educated for the most part. Less than 1% are athiests. and approximately 7% were of catholic belief.

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Anonymous: what about the priests

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Anonymous: ^a small fraction of the priesthood has been proven to have pedophilic tendencies, but overall, they make up a tiny fraction of all pedophiles on the planet, not counting the Muslims who have a high number if you use western age limits as your guide.

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XENU: ^sounds like some fag logic to me, son

1299557976399

Anonymouse: did you know that most pedofiles like children

1299570048986

tokunbo: an' I thought all you crackers cud spel

1299586293522

Anonymous: Most pedophiles are member of a site called 4chan and moonlight as oldfags on chan4chan!

1299648689136

Boa Hancock: Did you know that you are both plus a faggot? Well now you do...

1299648938987

Anonymous: Did you know most people who make up facts are christians? (apparently this one cant spell either)

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crazyassmofo: Ya,coz i am

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Anonymous: If you can spell correctly, but don't get the point. It's a no-win situation

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MAELSTHUR: 7769 anon you're right

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precious: pedophiles or pedofiles ? Anyway, did you know that most of women are pedophiles because they have children up their vaginas

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Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles are OP's Dad.

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MrPerspective: Tell it to the Pope, OP. XD

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Anonymous: OP: did you know that most catholic priests are pedophiles? and rabbis are pedophiles, too

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MrPerspective

Did you know that all rabbits are out-of-control sex maniacs?

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Anonymous: I didn't know priests were atheists

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Anonymous: FALSE, Atheist population of Prisons is the lowest. Atheists are too smart to get caught.

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Anonymous: Anonymous: I didn't know priests were atheists -> me neither

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Korzo: Wait... wut? Atheists are children documents?

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Anonymous: A priest had gone on vacation and left in his place the inexperienced deacon. During confession a woman confesses to giving fellatio to a guy but the deacon didn't know how many hail marys that corresponded to so he sticks his head out of the booth and see's the alter boy walking by. He asks him " what does your priest give for a blowjob?" and the boy answers "a snickers bar and a pat on the back"

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Anonymous: PEDOFILES: is like the X Files, but with pedophiles.

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Anonymous: oh so priests are atheists are they?

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Anonymous: Actually I know you people are sheeps and only relate child rape with priests, but the truth is this happens even more in the middle east and no1 cares to acknowledge it...

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Anoman: Obviously, no God no consequences.

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IQ : Atheist - Agnostic - Theist - Religious - Mentally Impaired - Creationist - Vegan

IQ (8) , retard (38) , Atheist (42) , religion (350) , vegan (2) , chart (144)

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Anonymous: Unfortunatly IQ and Stupidity has nothing to do with each other....

1265235719496

Anonymous: shouldn't religious and mentally impaired be switched around here?

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santa: umm how?

1265252041389

zzmonkey: I know plenty of smart people who do stupid things i also know many wise people who are religious

1265334679909

Anonymous: Ssshhhh! Don't say that too loud, the atheists' heads will explode

1265337371318

Warg: I guess guys like me didn't fit above "Atheist" so they just ignored us. Y''know, you can be religious, or "spiritual" and still accept science as fact. No, seriously. I've done it.

1270877678662

Anonymous: Yeah, lots of people have done it. Some people say prostitution is wrong but still bang a couple of whores.

1270879659475

Warg: That's not the same at all. You're a jackass.

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Grave: ATHEISTS ARE BETTER PEOPLE.

1270931055159

kinganonymous: ^ exactly

1270971085808

Anonymous: should have put liberal assholes at the bottom

1270992936353

TheRedMage13: Chan4Chan users on top

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D: NO! AGNOSTIC ARE THE REAL BETTER PEOPLE!

1271878679892

Anonymous: LOL ... Atheists are the most conceited people i reckon, now you dont see religious people drawing shitty mspaint graphs ranking themselves as the most intelligent do you.

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Anonymous: Were is the ranking for people who general don't give a fuck?

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jormunsai: Can a vegan chick swallow or is that against their rules?

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Anonymous: Anonymous: should have put liberal assholes at the bottom <--- And the conservative pussies right bellow them.

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Anonymous: Atheist smarty-pants did not include a zero or any scale. Guess they have an IQ of 100.5 and Vegans have an IQ of 99?

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Anti-PC Hero: Stalin (and the rest of the commies) was an atheist...

1278971280666

Anonymous: not so far in history, george bush, ben laden, ahmadinejab are believer. shall i stop or do you want more? any other stupid example, Anti-PC Hero?

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Anonymous: >>1271937973129 - That's cause the atheist's are the only intelligent faction out there.

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SlayerofPeople: 0666: Stalin was catholic you twit.

1279295457384

TwoFaced: My sister is a vegan and an atheist. So where does she end on this intelligence scale?

1279297709845

an0nymouse: I totally dissagre. Nothing on this planet has lower IQ then Creationist. Even vegans food has better score.

1279299812899

an0nymouse: jormunsai: Sorry, vegan chick don't swallow.

1279299886594

Moongrim: WIN

1279306523157

Anonymous: Where does PETA fall on this chart?

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dxc: I'd put Vegan underneith Atheist =\

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God: Faith and man's science are mutually exclusive - there is super natural and natural - the laws share not the same laws

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Anonymous: Agnostics are fags, agnosticism is not a belief system, its just pussy philosophy

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FatGuy69: This is retarded

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niggapleaz: ^I concur *proceeds to eat meatless, tasteless burger (chomp nom nom nom {barf} chomp nom nom) YUM, delicious!*

1304557315968

Bob the builder: I dont think this is correct, considering one of my prof... wait, your trying to be funny arent you. Yes, that was very funny. Wait while I remember that deists are above atheists on that retarded "scale" of "IQ". "vagnia is good".

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Anonymous: Osama is the smartest religious freak i know, jesus just sucks and his father too

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AnonFag: ironically i fall into the bottom 3 categories, mega fail.

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anonymous: You left out "morons posting charts online" on the bottom

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Anonymous: MY IQ IS OVER9000, but seriously I was told I have the highest iq of every single fuck in middle school, only to find out that I was ranked 220 out of 225 of my 8th grade year, I was told I was going to be held back, but instead they let me go into highschool not knowing a single fuck how to do this work without thinking of the work in front of me

1335348588899

Anonymous: I hate to point this out but WHAT IS THE SCALE ON THIS?

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Anonymous: Let's face it anyone who thinks they have an answer be it atheist or religious is full of shit. No one knows!

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Anonymous: Are vegan atheists like division by zero for this chart?

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Nabbo: [...] Agnostic > Atheist > Tolerant and respectful towards other people ideas

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gmode.: faith and brilliance may have a trend but should be considered mutually exclusive - don't burn in hell

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Sinister: The chart can only be understood by the sufficiently assiduous. Don't comment if you are insulted - it only means you don't get it.

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anonymule: No.

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anal85: it all depends really, atheism isn't the solution, neither is religion. we should just all stop caring.

1305504197554

anonymule: "If christians can eat the body of christ and not be cannibals, I should be able to eat bacon and still be a vegetarian."

1305505120969

Anonymous: ^ lol atheistfag

1305507213548

anonymule: I'm not an atheist...but I do know bullshit when I see it

1305507902926

Billups: ^ what an angry atheist

1305509219790

Anonymous: ^ Angry doesn't even begin to describe it... I mean this discussion has reached some forbidden level of angriness that no man has ever seen before... religious fags should simply admit that their beliefs are retarded so humanity can move on.

1305509632555

anonymule: bacon does that kind of thing to a thread.....the forbidden fruit

1305509701702

GalacticSlut: LOL look at that atheist's teeth!!! afarfarfarfarf!

1305509707145

Twinchlian: Atheistfags, lol!

1305510758186

admackbar: omg i love bacon mmmmm

1305510989660

Anonymous: umad, atheists?

1305562756126

AZO: wait, anybody can type anything above a picture.. Personnaly I would prefered "pumpkin" and "kitchen curtains"

1305564293262

AZO: And I'm quite sure the one on the right found jesus, or his parents found him on his behalf

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Anonymous: many atheists are mad people without friends that listen to metal music

1305645532937

Twinchlian: ^that is so true. i feel bad for atheists. living their whole lives being angry and shit and then in the end God lets them into paradise anyway because his children would feel bad about them being in hell and all.

1305660208233

anonymule: not all people who disbelieve are atheist.....just a thought. atheists are a pretty sad bunch, they trade one ideology for another-- hunamism, which is no less retarded than the religion they rail against. It's easier to draw your own conclusions about the universe and sleep in on sunday (for me) so fuck you both....

1305660551130

Anonymous: ^ implying something because you decide to does not mean it is true. Humanism != religion.

1305668141435

Anonymous: ^^^ I'm not sure what is sadder, the fact that your limited reasoning ability make you believe that not believing in fairy tales is equivalent to be angry (wtf?) or that you honestly believe there is such thing as paradise for no particular reason that you were told it was so. If you had been raised in the Middle East you would fervently believe that you will get 72 virgins for blowing yourself up

1305672603113

anonymule:

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Twinchlian: I belive in heaven because the alternative sucks and is not pony at all. In heaven all your hopes will be redeemed; all your sins washed away. If nothing else it's a fucking cool story brah.

1305736487745

Anonymous: atheists are smarter because they know that NO ONE can be trusted

1306225590788

Anonymous: agnostic are smarter because they know that nothing is sure

1306609240986

AZO: lol a place where fire burns you forever, who the fuck is angry?!

1306648821824

Anonymous: more like redneck with money and redneck without money

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fiveby5

barely relevant except for the fact that halo has no angels in it.

1306910174921

MrPerspective: Atheists are the ones spending their daily lives hating ppl? Yeah, riiiiiight... Guess I'm SO lucky I never went to an atheist school then. :-P

1307349566601

gov'na: the result of mainstream overload for a certain troll

1307702708457

Anonymous: what are you called when you belive in gray aliens, but not in god ?

1308085798749

BnSneky: wait a minute, this looks shooped

1308086384831

Lickathesplit: LOL Anon 8749 : A Awesomeist !! BWAAHAAHAAH Twinchlian : Try to pony the structure of your soul, the anatomy, the shape, the form of it, then try to pony the consequences of your findings, pony me this and then talk about heaven/hell again, you relitards make me happier each day :) LOL LOL LOL shit, i love having found c4c :P

1308088159368

Anonymous: im agnostic master race

1308480471503

Gantzkas: wrong

1310308505968

Der Herr: Well, nevermind all the religious godfags and that annoying stock photo on the left, but that guy on the right is clearly a disciple of this moronic Richard Dawkins.

1310312802950

strawberriez: wow there is so much evidence and truth in this it moves my atheist heart...not. stupid.

1310885884390

adventcirno: ewww...wtf?

1310885929879

Anonymous: ^broken link fix it pls

1316207187634

Nimpie: My dad was a catholic, my mom a protestant. *poof* tadaa... ATHEIST.

1316630640445

Anonymous: I think its funny that everyone here is too stupid to get the joke behind this image. and no i wont tell you

1317004103996

Allah: Ahhh.... Ignorance IS bliss

1317386481964

UnsoundMethods: Everyone is born an atheist

1317392691602

Anonymous: Molesty father

1317426521111

Anonymous: it's the other way around..

1334393541275

Anonymous: Fuck all religions!

1334408420613

DJMadMax: why is my crap anonymous, lol

1334408470250

Anonymous: organized religion is whats wrong with this world

1334418614647

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Atheist apocalypse armageddon horse religion comic

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fiveby5: ...the good works done in the name of all-powerful Atheismo! bow to his horsemen, especially Progress, who looks like Santa!

1324855717504

Anonymous: too many words...

1324855773784

Greeft: I like the way the science horseman looks like Richard Dawkins.

1324856060756

Bunglicker: Christopher Hitchens is dead. We need someone to replace him. PZ Myers perhaps? Nah, Victor Stenger, yeah Stenger.

1333428209168

Nikolas: Okay, I'm an Atheist and I would love a world without religion, but... seriously? Does anyone seriously believe religion is the only the responsible for wars and racism?

1334214032456

Bunglicker: No, not the only thing responsible, but religion thrives on ignorance, poverty, tribalism, superstition and most of all, in my opinion, Fear of Death. Religion ties all these things into a neat package. It may not have started all the wars in history but it's always there contributing to the carnage in some way. Oh, one last thing, many, many wars in history HAVE been started by religion.

1334215143210

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Religion is a joke - Prayers

jesus (215) , religion (350) , christian (39) , atheist (42)

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REQUIEM: so much WIN

1304799420567

Anonymous: so true

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Anonymous: This looks like a series. Where are the other parts?

1307207978745

Anon: Fair enough.... is there any other text to complement this? It is disappointing how people like to believe such ridiculous stories while they have the facts hitting hard right on their noses...

1307212682942

savyp: Its all taken from godisimaginary.com Theres a lot more than this but I just took bits and pieces from a few pages

1307249528447

MrPerspective: Sauce! In the name of God's Mercy and all that is Good, we need sauce for moar!

1307346367918

MrPerspective: ^^ Oh. Never mind. I'll just stop praying and rely on myself. Thx, savyp. :-)

1307346430837

Glennocide: cool storey bro

1307354058729

Anonymous: MrPerspictive......I NEED YOUR SAUCE NOW!

1307367995447

MrPerspective: ^ savyp gave it : http://godisimaginary.com And you're welcome. :-)

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sayvp: Im suprised no one has tried to argue any of these points

1310140837175

Anonymous: Peter's shadow healed people, did he need to pray for these miracles? NO he didn't! He was gifted with eternal life, that's what you should pray for FIRST... It's what Jesus refers to when he say's ask, and you shall recieve... The Power from On High, from God, to heal them YOURSELF!

1310141270387

savyp: These are all just stories that are not located anywhere else except in this book of fairy tales. Why do things like this not still happen? If miracles like these did in fact happen then there would be no other reason to follow any other religion because it would be clear who the one true god is. People would be slowly drawn towards this particular religon and the false gods would be weeded out

1310142268310

Anonymous: If that guy was gifted with eternal life do you know where is he today? I would like him to heal my cancer

1310155353100

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Atheists think this just happened by chance one day - Christians know a wizard did it.

Atheist christian wizard religion chance

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god: Fuck off. I didn't do it!!!!

1238384328530

god`s wife: ^ you stupid motherfucker stop playing with that damn little train set!

1247754525898

King Shit: ^ And would you two children grow the fuck up and tell me who the did this?

1247759532199

Anonymous: I won't forgive you that shit...

1249752760393

Anonymous: Christian think god just happened by chance one day.

1249760206161

sinonymous: Christians think rape is normal. Thanks Father O'Lecherous !

1249760875528

Anonymous: Since rape is the base of christianity I would say so, how to you think Mary got pregnant? I can tell you this much, it was _NOT_ consensual.

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sinonymous: it was the mediclorians

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Anonymous: Atheists don't think it just happened "one day", it happened over a many millions of years

1249771351547

Anonymous: one day, millions of years, all just arbitrary units of time. On some planets a day and a year are the same. Not worth fighting about

1249785806971

l33t: LOL!!!

1249787904133

Anonymous: Pfft. Everything's worth fighting about. Lets step outside...

1249818991139

Hughbie: Ok...let me just get my.....CUNT puncher....so...you a christian faggot or wat?

1249837867596

Jesus: mom, dad? do u really have to fight here?

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Hughbie: Get back in your room son...go fap to some shit or whatever..

1251458624497

Jesus: oooohhh yes i go fap to GORE

1256682928624

J: Al Gore ? ^^^

1256683321802

Dr. Dietmar Posselt: If you stare deep enough, goatse will be seen! hail!

1265743526826

kinganonymous: "Christians not know a wizard didn't it". (sample nature)

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Anonymous: epic

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Anonymous: FTW!!!!!!!

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Anony mouse: christians are stupid

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Anonymous: christians can blow it out their ass

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Warg: There is a supreme force guiding the progression of the cosmic machinery... but this Supreme One is not Jehovah, nor is he any of the other Gods from human mythology, but rather a being no mortal man can fathom.. Gods influence the cosmos, but they are part of it as are humans, and cannot escape the workings of fate, i.e. the plans of the Supreme.

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Doyousmell: both are retards...

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Anonymous: I God is so clever, why the fuck did he create Poland ?

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Anonymous: ^^tell the jews to quit lying?

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667thSTD: FUCK EVERYTHING I"M BACK

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Anonymous: religious people just got owned

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Lickathesplit: There is a collective force guiding the advancement in the universe

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Anonymous: ^ you give too much credit to the jews.

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Lickathesplit: Other universes aside this issue, you say god created mankind to its own image, we are a collective of particles, atoms, molecules & shit, everything in this universe is ! The anatomy of your "god" is therefore a colective one..If you need to speak with them, i suggest you figure out the frequency onwich they communicate and leave a message..I would say : FFFUUU ! that should draw their attention.

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Anonymous: @Lickathesplitactually the jews worshipped moses and christianity ie praying to god has only been around since ad hence 2010 years. so in summary go let that hot air out of your arse in your dream journal not our internets

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Anonymous: dark matter makes up everything even atoms can you guess what dark matter is? Long story short Atheists now have our permission to shit bricks.

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Anonymous: It took 4.000.000.000 years, religious idiots

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Lochcelious: Yeah, its called dark flow Lickathesplit

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GOD: HA HA DISREGARD THAT I DON'T EXIST BUT STILL SUCK COCKS!!!!!!!!

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savyp: godisimaginary.com = win

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cheesecake: christians dont think

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Anonymous: OK Xtians, make it happen again.

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Anonymous: as a posttheist i know that the earth was created by god, who controls the weather which is made by the earth. took a little bit of time not a day. but my mind creates it every day out of external stimuli anyways.

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Anonymous: god is multiply defined though, not only nanophysics but in the xtian jewish scriptures (that they used because of them being new at that time) its also anger or free will apart from it being human beings at times - it differs.

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TheBigBang: For crying out loud..., I shoot off ONE load and you samefags argure about it forever...

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Ceesaurus: ^LOL, correction though, The Big Expansion is part of a recycling process. Cluttering black holes, super black hole, collapse of all matter and their contained energy towards one super dense point, compressed matter, critical mass, immense pressure loops to the anti reaction = Big Expansion, matter and energy incline to return to their natural state, recycle completed.

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Quantum69: ^huh wut?

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Ceesaurus: The question which i find interesting is which was first ; Matter that somehow captured energy, or energies that somehow became normal/ dark or pink spotted pepsi light matter for all i care and mutated/ evolved during recycles..

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Hughbie: I just dropped a huge dump of recycled food in the toilet. I wonder what matter that will become. Oh thats right...it's fecal matter!

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Ceesaurus: ^and a millionth of it will return to you by drinking it, eating it or breathing it through recycling. Your point is ? # constants in the existanse of all things. Matter, Energies, Time. My estimated guess is that the energies somehow use time as a database to influence matter in a slow evolving direction. But eventually your guess is as good as mine bro..

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Anonymous: GOD MADE ME AN ATHEIST! TRY REASONING WITH THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: you're the devil, the naysayer. now that was easy.

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Anonymous: Religion is just another MENTAL ILLNESS you tard

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BnSneky: nooooooooooo

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Anonymous: I thought you religious idiots did not believe in WITCHCRAFT.....A hex on you now....May all your children be born NAKED !

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Ronnie Dios: Trade Mark Popularlized the "horns" hand guesture as a symbol of heavy metal music

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Quantum69: ^^ LOL, nice one anonymous

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Atheist fags: If there is no God, how could evolution really be far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Greeft: There has to be evolution, or the world would be full of kikes. Even if you believe in God, where did all the black, asian, white, native American, aborignals etc. come from. In your storybook man was created in God's image, therefore God is a Hebie and if there was no evolution we'd all be red sea pedestrians.

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Anonymous: God is Herbie?

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Greeft: ^ Yeah, God is a VW bug with 53 on the front. Everybody knows that.

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Anonymous: Athiests...100% FULLY OWNED. So much win, my fellow christians

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Greeft: ^lol

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darkstan: Christians are so stupid that it's hard to understand why they're not burning, or falling down stairs, or drowning.

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S.Ninja: Dinosaurs were on the ark.... BWAHHAHAHAHAHAAH fuckin cockheads - Get real.

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zbloh: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree....

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S.Ninja: Religion is for simple people. We have science now. :) get with it.

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Glasya: i failed to understand waht the question is

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Sasi: Me too. I can't understand the question.

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Anonymous: Damnit. It's like a troll but more vicious.

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Anonymous: Wait...what does this even say? God is fake, you know?

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ElCapitan: Spoken like a religious moron...OH SHIT...I just got trolled by OP. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Mr.Chin: Religion fails

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iprobablyhateyou: good point

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Anonymous: because that is the central dogma of evolution. It goes far and looks more like.

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Limerick: By being for to and the how.

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Anonymous: religion ...pfffff

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Anonymous: /b/ need to take an english class

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Anonymous: Greeft- in our "storybook" man was created in God's image, but I think you fail to see that skin color changes because of where you live so you can thrive in that area and not be burnt to death/freeze/etc. Ever look at a black man's palms, white as hell. We are all white on the inside, we are therefore created in God's image.

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Anonymous: ^ hmmm interesting point

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Anonymous: it's more like what the new is, hue can't rove a pejorative. Stupid christians.

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Anonymous: Science has proven religion as false!

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Anonymous: ^How can science prove anything without logic?

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iE: Why don't we all enjoy our beliefs and leave eachother the fuck alone?

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Anonymous: idiot, the largets religion is Islam, christianity is just the most powerful

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Anonymous: ratards shouldn't be allowed to use keyboards.

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Anonymous: so step away 8851

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Anonymous: fail

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Nukubu: huh? WHAT ?!!? lacko tango jango bango

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Anonymous: oblivious ltorl is oblivious

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Anonymous: The flying spaghetti monster is better than all of you.

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Redrocco: may you be touched by His noodly appendage

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Redrocco

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Anonymous: indeed. fair point look more like far as can go to use

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afro'datheist: there is a big difference between evolution and creation. Evolution has been proven as scientific fact. Creationism is a belief, a very idiotic one, but still a belief. It would be beneficial to the world if the church would just stfu.

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mmarfise: If we descended from monkeys... then why are ther still monkeys???

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Anonymous: What if god made evolution!?

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Atheist: go

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Atheist: God made Himself; that's why our palms are hairy in His image.

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the7rafe7: see and this is why AI will never take over the world

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Anonymous: @Greeft, ever play around with the different colors in paint?

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Anonymous: @7635, what about creationist scientists?

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Anonymous: OP is either an atheist troll, mentally challenged, or a meth smoker. their question makes no sense. so much fail in this thread. hell, i'm prolly getting trolled.

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2babeliever: God should get away from the US since it is unworthy of his attention.

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cok: hahaha fucking christians

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Anonymous: spell fail, god loving faggot

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PUSSYSLAYER: its funny because in the end so many peole are gonna get reamed...ie racist,atheist,peodo,thieves,and alll and .......jesus is black........first class ticket to hell

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Anonymous: there not A god, we are our own god since we can decide our own fate

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Anonymous: WHAT? I can't even understand this. there is no god. sorry ;)

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vikingCHAN: someone translate this please, what the fuck does it say?

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Anonymous: Um... I don't understand.

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Anonymous: Proper Sentence LEARN IT

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rafael: God created the fat-arsed loud-mouthed US American in a baseball cap. Everyone else is a Jew, a niogger, a Mexican, pass my Thesaurus will you?

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shAdow: is it just me or does that make no sense at all?

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Anonymous: ummmmmmmmm.....................

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Anonymous: 1. Learn English 2. Try again.

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FAGON: WHO CREATED GOD

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FAGON: WHO CREATED GOD WHO CREATED GOD

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loadrunner: ah religion, circular logic at its finest

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Anonymous: Well, that is the best argument I've heard.

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macfadyin: WTY are you talking about? Speak English

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Greeft: @3766 You stupid fucker, the original hebrew peoples you claim were created "in god's image", were not fucking white, they were middle eastern sand niggers. So in summary god your is a fucking sand nigger with white palms 'cos he's white on the inside lol.

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Greeft: Your god is a sand nigger with white palms.

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Lickathesplit: All i could understand was : Atheists, if there is no god, how could evolution really be ... ??? blablabla !!! I cannot answer this verbal diarrhea.. Speak English motherfucker or GTFO !!! Als je begrijpt wat ik bedoel, klootzak !!!

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Elvis

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Anonymous: me no understanz the qweshton

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Anonymous: Retake English Class, pass, then re ask question.

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Anonymous: This thread is Full of Fail & AIDS............an Hero much?

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honghavok: I don't understand the grammar.

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the original spoon: God have far reason decider with no plan will accomplish.

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Anonymous: is it just me or does this one make absolutely no sense? bahahaha

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Anonymous: the point is that, like God, you don't have to UNDERSTAND the question. You just have to have FAITH that it actually MEANS something, andis intelligent.

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Fisher526: Once again, if you all are such hardcore Christians... why are you on a site featuring porn and gore? Someone needs to go back to grade school and learn grammar. :)

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InternetH8Machine: every single part of that statement is fail...

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EmsMan: Does any of this jesus hippy bullshit make sence?

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Anonymous: Yoda has asked you a muthafuckin question.

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RadarS: Wow what a loaded question so many letters and so little time to think about how to assemble them.

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Anonymous: but God even done Aetheist fag then but for go yes Moses evolution yes no also.

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Anonymous: Mery CHRISTmas everyone - except for the Islamic gay guido BlazinWeed

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Anonymous: merry evolutionmas and happy treehugging

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Quantum69: ^^Trufax bro

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Anonymous: The idea(I think) is that someone was CONTROLLING the evolution. But if that's true, why did God have creatures evolve into tapeworms? Or mosquitoes? Or niggers for that matter?

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Anonymous: HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANTTO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?

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Anonymous: WHAT THE FUCK ?=

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Anonymous: as a postheist one should never exlcude the possibility of god happening to other people and other random made up stuff that soothes, time for a good pudding now

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Anonymous: at least all or most of this godstuff makes for nice ridiculous stories, but fairytales and milk shakes are quite different things

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fillinthevoidz: consequence fuck not could did will shall fuck consequence

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Anonymous: if it hadnt been for big other animals once roaming the earth and the seas, there would not have been after all this million years some of the not that minituarised people being under the remains of oldage farns or something - maybe there's also real space animals that are not machines but nanites instead (who cares)

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Hughbie: oh dear...as if far evolution could be should it decided be known

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Anonymous: CHRISTIAN FAGS: If heaven is so great why aren't you in a rush to get there?

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Anonymous: that kid didnt believe it hard enough and god struck him down with lepresy of the tongue it fell off mid thought and he will never get it back fail bitch fail

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nicaris12: did op have a stroke or did they not understand how to form sentences?

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Anonymous: I just saw a load of random nonsense and lolled.

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Anonymous: SIT ON MY FACE

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Anonymous: ^I just blew a load of cum on your lolling tongue.

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Anonymous: I rolled it around my lolling tongue until it coagulated and then remarked on the taste of stale fish.

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cliven: english fail

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SouthernPride: itere needs to be a class for people who just dont want to be in any class. oh wait, there doesnt.

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Anonymous: atheist ftw obviously

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anonymule: yeah, he obviously doesn't care about things like lung or skin cancer....no god will decide his fate

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MrPerspective: Wow, you've really found the dumbest-looking muslims in the Universe: angry mob of Pakistani fundies "democratically demonstrating".

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MrPerspective: Actually, Saint Sir, I *have* studied the Bible. My final conclusion? According to Jesus himself, you bleating preaching moralizing holier-than-thou bigots are complete fucktards. And also the modern-day scribes and pharisees. The Gospel sez so...

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MrPerspective: There are two categories of ppl in the world: those who divide ppl into categories, and those who don't.

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MrPerspective: ^ No, there are three categories of ppl in the world: those who can count, and those who can't. (I know, I'm trolling myself. But it's fun, and he doesn't mind. ;-)

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ImYourMomBIATCH: MrPerspective, get a fucking life, cunt

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ImYourMomBIATCH: ...and.. hmr, you can suck my dick if you want..

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MrPerspective: ^ Your profile sez you don'y have a dick. I guess we'll have to... improvise. }:-)

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Last_Resort: Lol @ Muslim guy

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Lickathesplit: Muslim guy has been exposed as a rental riot guy by the Pakistani government

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crazyassmofo: MrPerspective is asshole,fuck off and reduce ur number of comments

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anonymule: yeah MrP...

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HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.

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Grave: Yeah atheists, how?

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Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word?

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devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!!

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anonymous

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Furore23: He used boat-shoes.

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Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen.

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AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water.

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Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill.

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Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking?

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zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd

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the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz

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cybersinner: Sand bar

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Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible.

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Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah"

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Atheist: If God doesn't exist why did He create choirboys?

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Anonymous: lol @ boat shoes

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Anonymous: Anyone can walk on water if it is frozen.

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Moongrim: Did he? Do it again wanker

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Anonymous: Were you there? Then shut the

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Anonymous: This isn't a checkmate, fucknut. Pictures or it didn't happen.

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Warg: styrofoam shoes, duh!!

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Sasi

Where is your god now?

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Atheist: I was there, and it didn't.

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Anonymous: Oh, yeah, that is a totally valid argument- that TOTALLY happened, I'm sorry christianity.

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Moongrim: The water was frozen, dipshit.

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Anonymous: jesus is a fag? walking on water is a shitty power. changing water into wine is much better. he's a gay compared to krishna who killed thousands of demons with his magic sword!

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Grave: ^But jesus is son of god! derp.

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Anonymous: Ice Ice Baby.....

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Anonymous: He learn from Shinobi ... I believe it was Hatouri Hanzo .... It's true I'm his disciple also ...

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Anonymous: YOU SUCK AT TROLLING

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Synonymous: YOU TROLL AT SUCKING

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Grave: YOU AT TROLL SUCKING

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Anonymous: Chris Angel walked on water too. Jesus already returned as chris angel and left you behind. Kill yourself.

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Bansheeflyer: As far as we know, Jesus or God never existed. People don't walk on water because God makes them...the walk on water because they found a way to make their body less dense than water.

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Anonymous: he typed walkonwater in his command promt

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Anonymous: not with that grammar obviously.

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Anonymous: he was drunk, alchohal makes us all do weird ass shit....trust me

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Nickeh43: Maybe he was actually one of those little insects (or was it a frog?) that has a density less than that of water (or some shit), and when it runs quickly it doesn't break the water's surface... yep, that was jesus

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Anonymous: SUCKING TROLL AT YOU

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Grave: ^^Fucking lizards, how do they work?

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Anonymous: "Jesus walked on water" means that he is going in the winter on a freezy lake :D

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Anonymous: ice in the near east? he never walked on water! they all took too much alcohol and drugs in this time...

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Anonymous: TROLL SUCKING YOU AT

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cogent: He knew where the rock were.

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TitsMagoo: I'd prefer to ask WHY the fuck bother walking on water? Would me much cooler to fly through the air or just fucking !!POOOF!! into existence. Walking on water was kinda 'old skool'. Besides, it didn't happen or those religious zealots would have chucked rocks at him for being a demon.

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Ozzy Osbourne: I would have turned the bloody water into blood and then fucking bathed in it. Fucking Jewish poofter.

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Anonymous: becouse jesus used chakra control, obvious

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Anonymous: same fuckin way chris fuckin angel did...........MAGIC

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maynard462: if god exsists, then why the fuck didn't he just teleport? i mean...if i could walk on water, i'm pretty sure i could find a way to teleport

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Anonymous: jesus was a water bug

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Anonymous: HIS HOVERRRCRRRAFT WAS FULL OF EEEELLLZZZZ!!!

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cliptoe

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Anonymous: he didnt you homo

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ck13013: the correct answer is, 'he was being pulled behind a jet ski and those fag's didnt have glasses back then so yeah. ftb.

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DEADBOLT: AT YOU TROLL SUCKING

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Anonymous: he learned from the tooth fairy and santa clause. fucking idiots will believe anything if there are enough other fucking idiots saying it's true. fuck.

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tokunbo: walked on water ???-------------PROVE IT

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Anonymous: he did just walk on the stones...

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Anonymous: jebus is an alien, thats why

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Anonymous: Pics or didn't happen

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Hellcat1138: his cock morph into..... a motor boat

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Anonymous: pic's or it didnt happean!!!

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Flarp: Winter

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sickfuck88: he knew where all the stumps were

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Anonymous: HEY NIGGER: If nigger doesn't nigger, then how nigger walked on nigger? CHECKNIGGER.

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Anonymous: The story of Jesus walking on water is just a story. Like Thomas the steamengine. It isn't a true event. It just teaches a lesson. Thats what the whole bible/koran/ Wahtever your religious text is. A long list of lessons to live a decent life. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

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Anonymous: fictitious people can do anything

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Anonymous: IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION, "WATER" IS DEFINED TO MEAN PEOPLE. SO IN ESSENSE JESUS WALKED ON THE PEOPLE WHO WERE WALKING IN DARKNESS .....IGNORANT.

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Anonymous: I read this book once about a hobbit who did some cool stuff and things, it's really cool because since it's a book it's got to be true so I'm thinking one day I can become a hobbit and do cool stuff and things.

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de profundis: surfing...lol

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Flarp: Hey Christians, if angry pickle relish, anal ball bust, chatanooga! You fail because of slippery boopash! I figure since none of these are making a shit bit of sense I'd sing along.

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Flarp: Jesus: Tits or gtfo! lol

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Anonymous: he used really long stilts

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Anonymous: he didn't

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Anonymous: he walked on plexiglass (see criss angel)

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Intyze: "then how jesus walked on water?"

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Anonymous: Obviously, there HAS to be some sort of uber space ghost to explain that one. Try this one........there was no jebus....it is all a lie. There, it's explained.

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Grave: ^pics or it didn't happen.

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RebelAnonymous: 6440 at least has a pic, you have a science-fiction book. Dogs 1 - jebus 0

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Grave: ^you wouldn't have pics if god haven't existed in the first place. dumb fuck.

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Flarp: Thank you OP. Now I believe.

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sickfuck88: he knew where all the stumps where

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VolTec: Hey christians:if god exists, how come you all fail so hard at trolling?

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RebelAnonymous: Saint Grave: god exist because the bible say so, and the bible is true... do you ever ear about circular logic ? fuckin genious LOL

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Anonymous: He can walk on water cuz the bible is bullshit fairytales!

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Anonymous: he didnt, cos hes not real ^o^

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Anonymous: Chris Angel??

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Flarp: Water was thicker back them

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Paraguay: If Jesus walk on water... How can God exist?

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Anonymous: Its because he didnt you religious faggot.

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Anonymous: HAX!

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Anonymous: jesus didn't walk on water chuck norris did

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Phadrus: It was obviously mistranslated. What was said to be water, was actually asphalt.

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Anonymous: he walked on water because he's a wizard

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Phadrus: 4546>> ^Well, duh! That is pretty much what they've been saying for 2000 years.

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FlaRp: Jesus. Champion figureskater 30ad; until that Tonya Harding bitch broke his leg.

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Ghostkey: Meth is a hell of a drug, also: DID, how DID jesus..

1288793059668

Anonymous: The bible is lies.

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arthur: LOL, there is not much more funny than religious people using STUPID claims to prove their faith !!! STFU if You cannot argue properly ...

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Anonymous: WHAT THAT PISS IS GOIN ON UP IN THIS NIGGER!!!! FUCKIN ATHEIST WHORES!!

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Anonymous: ^ typical believer. fffuuuuuu...

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azo9swall0ded: shouldn't believe everything you read.

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Anonymous: If we're all gods children, what made jesus so special? hasn't there been martyrs since him? If he was walking on water and he tripped, what would happen?

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mizakanator: :P

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Doyousmell: Me & The Troll used to take the TROLLY!

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Anonymous: Two words: surface tension

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Lickathesplit: Sheer concentration, Peter repeaded that shit in the same fairytail. I can walk on burning coles, top that J. !!

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Anonymous: If God exists why do I still not give a shit?

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yxDWxUIM0

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Anonymous: ^Brit fag!

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Pyro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsLMV2gS6nY&feature=BF&list=PL98CD42DA7B9 5C696&index=3&shuffle=150

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Anonymous: it's simple. shit floats.

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Der Einsiedler: If god doesn’t exist, how do you spell "dog" backwards?

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Anonymous: the water was only an inch deep.

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Anonymous: Jese did not walk on water. He walked beside it

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leashedHATE: Magnets, damnit and ice.

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Greeft: Hey Christians, If telephones are oranges how come prawns don't dance? I rest my case.

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Anonymous: BEACUSE SHIT FLOATS!

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Greeft: Hey Atheists, if sausages are clairvoyant how come brake discs aren't amoeba? I think you'll find that is check and mate on this argument.

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Anonymous: cus it was frozen ......

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Anonymous: cus it was frozen ...... check mate for real

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Anonymous: checkmate on the realtime my light-skinned-african-/b/rothas...'bout time that got settled!

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Anonymous: criss angel walked on water too.

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GalacticStar: Oo and so do water spiders. (water skippers)

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Canucklehead: He knew where the rocks were,,,,

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MAELSTHUR: bc that was a cool story on the year 1-100, and 100-1900 but not anymore bc that never happened really ...

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JustGodlike: cause he was a damn junkie!

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crazyassmofo: Jesus is fucken cool

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Korzo: Weren't no surface tension .. it was sexual tension. Mary bent over and he made a cockshot.

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Anonymous: he didnt, idiots

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eyedol: Jesus is a fairy story

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BnSneky: special shoes

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cv011: If God doesn't exist, why are you doing mess with internet. Tell me!!! You fucking retard.

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Glennocide: thius makes me laf so hard stupid christfags!

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Lickathesplit: LOL @ Bn sneky comment..

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Anonymous: Who is Jesus?

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Anonymous: I walk on water all of the time. It's called puddles.

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koda12: athiest fags, wheres your athiesm now?!?

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Anonymous: Christian fags, where's y our spell check?

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Weeble: Good point OP, maybe athiest scumbags will grow a pair and finally accept the truth

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Canucklehead: He knew where the rocks were,,,

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GibblesNBits

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Anonymous: Besides the lack of proper grammar used in the topic's picture, *AHEM*, Hey Christians, if God didn't exist yet Jesus is his son, Jesus wouldn't exist either.

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honghavok: Photoshop!

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Anonymous: can god create a stone which he himself can't lift?

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Anonymous: YOUR ALL RACOSTS! The burdon of proof is on you to proof he didn;t!

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The Original Spoon: Water was thicker back then. Even thicker than the minds of religidopes in this day and age.

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Willy Nilly: Assuming the Myths in that OLD BOOK of fantasies is relevant, there should be spiders under your toilet seat, right?

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BnSneky: did'nt

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Anonymous: Answering a question with a question... Pathetic. Go die.

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Anonymous: gods a lie

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Anonymous: Here is what happened. Jesus (pronounced hay-zeus, for the record) snuck across the border from Mexico by crossing a river. He found life was better up north, and he wondered..... what if I go farther north? So he snuck right up to Canada. Only it was very cold, so instead of swimming he just walked right across the river, which was frozen. The bible doesn't say liquid water. Just saying.

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been there bangin': am disappoint

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Anonymous: Hey Christian: who wrote the bible?

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Canucklehead: He knew where the rocks were......

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Anonymous: @1328129091609 The King James version was written anonymously by british authors under the direction of King James. These authors loosely tanslated prior texts with great artistic license. Given the time period, the quality of the work and the fact that King James had closed the playhouses because he viewed them to be dens of impropriety, scholars widely believe Shakespear wrote a good bit of it.

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Anonymous: maybe it was not exactly walking more like swimming and then it was the dead sea and not really crawling

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JustGodlike: hes a muppet

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Anonymous: how do you know Jesus walked on the water, you read in the book?

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Anonymous: because it's a story dumbass op

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Anonymous: Is this some kind of troll tring to troll trolls in a way so obvious that it's annoying? It's some kind of UBERTROLL

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Ceesaurus: (>,<) Couldn't find the "Fuck The Bus, I'm Jesusing" pic..

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Ceesaurus: https://samoaramata.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/look-god-im-jesusing/ Hmm, had to go off site for it...

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Anonymous: He didn't the bible says he did. the bible is man made and i can prove it

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Anonymous: God hates niggers

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Anonymous: wow

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Anonymous: Atheists. Having a narrow view of spirituality since 33 A.D.

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Anonymous: Religites: Thoroughly convinced that there even is such a thing as spirituality to stifle fear of death, since 70,000 B.C.E.

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Anonymous: Religious Zealots: Believing whatever is told them so feverently that it causes them to ignore there original beliefe entirely to go kill others, since a long fucking time ago.

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Anonymous: 1243115225969 Atheisits...having a better grip on reality since 33 A.D.

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Anonymous: ^ Atheisits?

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Anonymous: Agnostics: Laughing at both of you, since 1860

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Anonymous: Agnostics: Not realizing that they're atheists by default and will do anything to argue otherwise.

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Anonymous: lol...

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BeatsOnLosers: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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Anonymous: Epic win is epic!

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Oa: I'm Gnostic (no, not Agnostic), and I like this post. The big guy's 1st commandment prohibits us from having any other gods before him and the 2nd says he's a "jealous" god. My thinking is: 1) Jealousy is imperfection, so this god can't be perfect. 2) Jealousy is a sin, so he's also evil. and 3) Omnipotence wouldn't be jealous of something that isn't real, so does this mean other gods exist? Hmmm.

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GOD: What do you bunch of fucking whining babies want from me ? If you want a fucking magic show go and get tickets for Criss Angel or David Copperfield . All I have to do is cut a fart and all of you will be destroyed . Hey Jesus ! Son - Pull my finger .

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Anonymous: Pathetic

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Anonymous: @Oa: tits or gtfo

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Hughbie: Religion: For weak people. Grow some balls people and toughen the fuck up.

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Anonymous: ^idiots: to far up there own asses to realize everything leads back to god since this thread started

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Hughbie: And you have proof? You pathetic failure...keep clinging to your beliefs...religion...its started more wars, killed more people yet you clowns still carry on like fuckwits....lol....failures...

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Anonymous: yeah cause athiests don't start wars. USSR, NK, Mao's China all peace loving athiests. Airhead salute lol

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Hughbie: ^you FAIL again dickhead...USSR=Russian Orthodox Christians, NK=Buddhism originally....but now who gives a shit, China=Buddhism, Taoism and other minority religions.....SO....fellow airhead...you have proving yourself a dumb ignorant yank, void of all signs of understanding of the world outside of your little cocoon.... You fail, yet again.... now go and pray for help becuase you obviously need it

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sinonymous: Hey fuck you Hughbie, I realy HaTe YANKS. YANKS are for the cock and are not Hughbie...wow, I like Hughbie. FUCKING YANKS!

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Anonymous: Epicurus, 341 BCE – 270 BCE

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Warg: Just because Gods are unable to completely destroy evil, we shouldn't completely reject them. GODS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

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Anonymous: Pathetic2

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XITS: Whence cometh evil? All observations BELONG to the observer. Moral: don't seek for what you don't want to find.

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Anonymous: Spirituality has nothing to do with a belief in God(s).

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Grave: GOD DOES NOT EXIST - /thread.

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ImYourMomBIATCH: Epicurus <3

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Anonymous: Christians = Taliban

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Doyousmell: Stupid: Able and not willing is not malevolence in the slightest...

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honghavok: He does it when ever he GOD Damn Pleases!

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Anonymous: there's no god

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Anonymous: Able and not willing is sadistic.

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Kennedy: bitches that think this is smart dont know shit about life

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Anonymous: ^ What has this got to do with life? It has more to do with reality.

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Anonymous: Why call him God? Because there always need to be symbols for things like death (Jesus (and not Death at the same time)) and life (and humans and especially clergy at the same time) (god)

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Anonymous: stress situations require something supernatural to turn to if things get too improbable like death and disease (theres no assurance against life and limb stuff when there is just POSSIBLY protethic measures)

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Anonymous: why even think about calling anything god? if its just priests in disguise. or replacements for science. or if whenever stuff happens the just claim it was the devil (or one devil) or lack of faith.

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nicaris12: atheists not being stoned to death by those who won't let others have their own opinions since 33 AD

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Ceesaurus: Epic u r us. We are Atheists, We are universal, We do not believe. We do not regret. Expect us

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Atheist If only the fittest survive, How come France still exists?

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anon: ⬅ explain that !

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Anonymous: to every rule there is an exception

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Anonymous: All who believe in this(evolution) are not athiests, they just arent christians

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WhiteShark: go study history of europe and perhaps you'll get the solution

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Anonymous: they bribed chuck norris on several occasions during the dark ages

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Anonymous: magnets

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Nickeh43: To remind us what we should never become

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TwoFaced: Antibiotics

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TotallyNasty: ^indeed, it's in the fucking garlic

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cybersinner: Cause they were smart and surrendered before they were eliminated. Hence the term "cheese-eating, surrender monkeys"

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Anonymous: Like garbage collectors and sewer cleaners: Someone's gotta do it, might as well be those already at the bottom.

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lictor: to teach us cooking

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Lord_Abortion: they have the louvre.. 'nuff said..

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Anonymous: because they adapted. those who believed to much in what people told them (religion and other government propaganda) were the first to die...

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DarwinFuckMuslims: It's the fault of USA, if they don't come in 1945, France will be GERMANY and those fucking niggers and muslims are still in Africa

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Anonymous: im sorry... but wasnt the only army in the world that was a match for the brittish before the 1800s... wasnt that the french army? the french army also kicked the shit out of the brittish in the french/indian war and the american revolution (helping the colonists) so france has a legitimate army.

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHA the only war France EVER won was the french revolution! fuck france, pack of surrendermonkey faggots

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Anonymous: "pack of surrendermonkey faggots" : you mean Europe? Why does everyone focuses on France? Jealousy?

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Venator21: England never surrendered, France ran away after like a week....therefore "surrendermonkey faggots" there is no need for any red or blue in their flag, they only ever wave a white one

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Anonymous: England in Europe, I thought it was closer to USA

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Anonymous: and pretending you're the stronger is much easier when you re far away on your island

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Venator21: far away? fuck sake anonfag, we went to liberate the francefags. you think america did fuck all? they were the brush we used to sweep up the dust of Germany after we and the Russians crushed them

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Anonymous: thank you guys, but you didn't have the choice. without america you would have been the next on the list

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Venator21: lol without England america would be speaking German

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Anon57: yeah england was handling the Germans just fine before we got there..whatever were we thinking? Oh.. Hi Venator :)

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Venator21: turning point in WW2 was el alamein, BEFORE America got involved. you just sped up the war to the same conclusion

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Anon57: Was certainly well played by Monte (Credit where credit is due).

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Anonymous: How about you all stop feeding the troll and just laugh at France like ur supposed to.... hehe, France.

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ThelemicMage: Because the fittest always won all their wars for them. In the earth history of humans "surviving", they will not if left up to themselves

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Anonymous: oh, fuck, atheism is illogical...

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Anonymous: encules ton dieu

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Anonymous: I have a better one ! If 4/5th of the US population are obese fucks, How can they talk about "fittest" ?

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Moongrim: Same reason we still have religious phreaks- you feel sorry for them.

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Anonymous: DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT DIED SO THEY COULD STAY..

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Anonymous: Christians: If god exists, how come france still exists? << see what I did thar?

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Limerick: Well, england was in africa for WWII so I really don't think you have much to say. France nearly conquered europe once. So did Italy (kinda) and so did Germany. Russia and and the US claimed nearly every third world country, England and Persia both once ruled seatrade and the spanish once had everyone in colonial america pissing. Everyone's done something some time.

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Venator21: England owned the most ;)

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Limerick: ENGLAND OWNED NOTHING AND LIKED IT! : D

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lictor: The world needs th echeese

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lictor: The world needs the cheese

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Infernal: lol'd hard

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Dilligaf1961: Germany keeps France as a Pet.

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George: The world, as a whole, has seen fit to do away with the survival of the fittest. Why do you think there are still niggers and wetbacks around?

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Anonymous: OP didn't understand the evolution theory. the most adapted survive. for example,many of the thousands of stupid US soldiers mutilated in Irak won't transmit their genes...

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Anonymous: and the english with their rotten genes go on making babies. how do you explain that?

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cunt9000: I got ur France right here :70959:

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Anonymous: because europe is too much of a puss to do anything about them.

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CowBoy: it wont for long cuz of the arabs

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Anonymous: I kind of agree with this.

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Anonymous: France won over 70% of the wars they've fought in the past 300 years dumbass. They just got their ass kicked in the WW's.

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Anonymous: Bullshit. The french resistance did most of the work weakening the german occupation in france in WW2 before the yanks showed up

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Anonymous: Also, France under Napolean, can you kick any more ass than that without being Genghis Khan?

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Anonymous: France army has some of the worst badass in the world. Ever heard of the foreign legion? A bunch of psychos from all over the world who like raping little GIs for breakfast...

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Phadrus: Evolution 101: If you don't understand why evolution has chosen something, you need to look again. There is a reason.

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Anonymous: Because France is fit as fuck!

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Anonymous: that fire france had is now replaced with gay

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Phadrus: France is a good friend of the U.S. And like a good friend, they occasionally try and tell us that were fucking things up. That is what good friends are suppose to do.

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Anonymous: FRANCE GETS A FREE PASS FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY INVENTED THE GREATEST WAY TO KISS EVAR!!!........ that's why

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al: France did not survive, it is now a Muslim dominated country.

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Anonymous: If it wasn't for France snails would have taken over Europe.

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FLArp: Confuses athiests with scientists. And, the quotation is, "those most suited toward their enviroment," Not, the 'fittest.' Act like you at least have an ass for a head and get your troll right.

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Phadrus: 9289 Last time I heard, it was only 10% muslim. But that comes from a very unreliable source.

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Anonymous: France have the most powerfull workers and the poorest president of the world

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Anonymous: During 35 hours a french man( or a woman) produce more goods than an american during 50 hours...

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Anonymous: FRANCE HAS THE BEST SOCCER TEAM IN THE WORLD!!!1

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Frenchie: Because if they were no french, Amercia would still be british

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sarcaustic: symbiotic relationship with U.S.

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Leashedhate

Why so french?

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Anonymous: unfortunatly due to modern medicine that rule dosent really exist anymore, otherwise we wouldnt have ppl with asthma, down syndrome,cancer,jews and other genetic defects. its weakening the human race as a whole by alowing the weak to survive

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Phadrus: Last I heard, way back even before Jesus rode dinosaurs, we used to care for the sick and elderly even when we lived in caves. If you don't understand why evolution chose something, you need to look again. The answer is there.

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Munster: France... europe bitch...

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Anonymous: France actually kicks ass, stupid how they get trolled for WW2 when even then they had a kick ass resistance...

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sohceye: two words: maginot line

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chrud: that's a question for athiests, agnostics, and true believers all.

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rock: Yeah like anyone of you wouldnt have surrendered in a flash if you had

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rock: Yeah like anyone of you wouldnt have surrendered in a flash if you had Rommels panzers on your arse

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Flarp: Quote is from 'the origin of species' and has nothing to do with theological belief. Furthermore, the quote is incorrect. Oh, I see I have commented on this before. I suppose that means the remaining troll bait is hopeless.

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Lickathesplit: Hahaha, lol'd.. next time don't sneak up my side, it tickles...

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MAELSTHUR: anabolics?

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JewFag: france will beat you all to death with their white flags

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crazyassmofo: They are fags

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Krogoth: 1386: Actually modern medicine is a French invention (Charcot, Pasteur...).

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Anonymous: Fail - theory of evolution calls for survival of the most adaptable, not the fittest.

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user775: it's call science bitches..

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Anonymous: It took five months (the so called "phoney war") to the nazis to invade a poorly preparated France, and 3500 Frfench soldiers killed each day.

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Greeft: Because the Darwin quote "survival of the fittest" is probably the most misinterpreted and misunderstood phrase of all time.

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uberbarf: ^^^NO it isn't! France is actually slowly loosing its power and at the moment its economic situation is not the best. So in other words THEY ARE DYING OUT!!!!!!!

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Lickathesplit: Well, i'm not a biologist, but it seems to me the average France woman/man eats more healthier then the average American, but that's just unscientifically schooled me ... And how nice of you to notice i am an Atheist :)

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Anonymous: they own'd the pope for a few years. checkmate

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Anonymous: lol because it is really we, the us, who are the faggots

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MrSandyNigger: Sympathy.

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froggy Wentacourtn: Laws !

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Anonymous: ok i have'n t read any of the comments above, but i'd have to go with good wine, good cheese, hot bitches, the eiffel tower, hot bitches, train surfin, peugeot, renault........did i mention hot bitches?

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Anonymous: Mr SandyNupper has it.... YOU ARE 100% CORRECT SIR

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Anonymous: there woman are very fit

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Anonymous: Because France has won more wars than any other country on earth? Such a viewpoint is hilarious when it comes from Americans, whose country can rarely win wars when on its own.

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Anonymous: NO AMERICA WITHOUT LOUIS XVI'S HELP TROLOLOLOLOL

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MarkosT: I thought the guy from Norway killed France

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Anonymous: The French survive because we all need an example to look down upon.

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Disruptive: You know why they dont have fireworks in france? Because every time one goes off they try to surender. We we fags

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Anonymous: how come fat amerifags are still breathing?

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Anonymous: Because Dumbfuck Euros are supporting America- properly.

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Anonymous: build a nuke big enough to get rid of france - nuclear fallout will dissipate back to you

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Anonymous: maybe. . . sometimes you just need to have a nation surrender to you.

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Anonymous: It's funny how Americunts and Britards hate the French so much, yet they are so similar. :)

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81654: What would the Belgian banker do!?

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Anonymous: oh shit they have a point for a change ...

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Just me: Two words Bic lighters

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Hey Atheists, If there is no God, then what makes the next Kleenex pop up? - Christians: 1 Atheists: 0

Kleenex tissue atheist religion question

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Anonymous: It's not even a fight anymore.

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ajmisback: :(

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Greeft: Magnets!

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Anonymous: Christians: Disqualified

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Anonymous: iNTERWEAVING OF INDIVIDUAL TISSUES BASIC PHYSICS DUH!!!

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tickles_2007: this is just sad.... i don't know what to say to this

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Hitmancodename47: You do.

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Furore23: Me? Cool.

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chrud: sometimes they don't pop up... where's ur god nao?

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chumpno1: christians need kleenex coz the jerk alot

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Alkarnur: @ Chrud: it's because sometimes God wants to take the next kleenex manually. God works in mysterious ways. We just can't understand what's the good that can come from the next kleenex not popping up, but we can trust in God and His grand design that it's for the better.

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Anonymous: intertwined folding you retarded beliver

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Weed: Meteors!

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Bieber: the tissue fairy

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Anonymous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw

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Limerick: Puffs brand tissues don't pop up. >.>

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Alkarnur: Puffs brand have forsaken the Holy Presence of God.

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Anonymous: the power of christ compels them!

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Lochcelious: This is sad.

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Anonymous: 9718 : LOL

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Greeft: Shitwankfuckbollockscunt!

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Anonymous: If there is no God, then why is the discussion of God the most common and universal topic of conversation and debate for the last 8,000 + years?

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Anonymous: Eye can't tell - got popups blocked on my compyooter

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Anonymous: HAHAHA Thats just so stupid I cant give a response back. But I bet there are christians out there that wonder that very same question.

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Anon: 1295844986906 sometimes they don't pop up... where's ur god nao? <<<< LMFAO TRUE

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halfmast: you faggots will argue about anything^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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MrPerspective: OP is either an extremely naive religulous fag, or an epic troll trolling religulous fags by brain-farting derp arguments just like theirs. "But only God knows the truth." ;-)

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MrPerspective: ^ Nah, that's an angel of the Lord sent to check out on our faith. With kleenexes in one hand and a bottle of lube in the other.

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MarkosT: God does not play dice with the universe, nor involve himself in tissue issues

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Hughbie: FAARRKKK ME.......now these clowns are trying shite like this? Cmon, we all know its magic....voodoo and witchcraft that makes shit happen....hell...just other day I had to give Jesus a hand lifting this dumbarse big fridge into some old gals house....like srsly...Jesus...wtf dude...just make it float or some shit ffs you tight arse jew...farkk me..

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cummykneecaps: I love how christians try to make comebacks adorable..... I suppose if I was a sheltered twat i'd think cute was good as well

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Anonymous: Kleenex is Designed- by a scientist. Xtian retards- ZERO.

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Anonymous: Which God?

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Lickathesplit: All your comments made this thread enter general archives. Now tell me, how did that make you feel ?

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Anonymous: Aliens

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Anonymous: Atheists don't believe in trolls, either.

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Anonymous: Typical Religious "Logic".

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Anonymous: divine Folding Technique

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HWood: I thought Kleenex were ghey... ??

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Anonymous: If they were all attached by folding, then they would all come out when you pull even the first one out.... stupid Atheists!

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Uncle Harvey: The Kleenex Company trains them to do this before they ever let them in the box. However, it was God who built the Kleenex Company when he got tired of having to reach into the box for a Puffs.

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Anonymous: You atheists act as if your precious "science" is true. It has more hypocracies than religion. I'll prove you God is real when you prove half of your shit is real (e.g. dark matter)

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Anonymous: ^Atheists fixate on religion more that christards do. Both sides need to stfu

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fiveby5: ^actually science has "hypotheses," not "hypocracies." you're welcome...

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idrankallthebeer: anonfag clearly doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'theory', nor 'hypothetical'. must be american. or troll.

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Nickeh43

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Anonymous: Chritains and sthiests fuck you all/

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WillyNilly: All this proves is that there are spiders under my toilet seat

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Anonymous: if creatinonism is just a theory like gravity then why dont cristians not float away ???

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InternetH8Machine: Holy shit, you're right! Never thought of that, that must mean God DOES exist!!

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Anonymous: "Theory" means something has hard evidence to support it. ANYONE who uses "theory" to mean "guess" should be fucking impaled. If you can't speak English, move to fucking Hollywood.

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Anonymous: ^ Or Washington DC where you will be awarded a spot in the RNC

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The Original Spoon: radiation

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Anonymous: Fuck i hate Christians, would love to send them all to meet there god so the rest of us dont have to listen to this crap

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Anonymous: ^and you can go with them so we don't have to listern to YOUR crap

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Anonymous: there was someone at wemakehandkerchiefs putting then into something by wemakecardboardboxes - but was it the atoms making molecules or was it random strings of electrons over time becoming protons and neutrons and other stuff because they felt like that?

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fillinthevoidz: Speaking as a legit Christian: FacePalm

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Anonymous: ~"knee palming" makes the consecrated wafer pop up at times

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Hughbie: ^so what is a illegitimate christian?

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What's God? - You know when you want something bad and you wish for it? - God's the guy that ignores you.

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Anonymous: кекек

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Anonymous: movie: The Island

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Munster: Crappy...

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Hardy906: great movie!

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Anonymous: Vagina

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Anonymous: hahah something is responding to my dreams lately, thats for sure, i just had to be REALLY specific about what i wanted

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KamiKinKaid: LOL

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Gantzkas: the island is a sick movie

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BnSneky: shit

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Quantum69: ROFLCOPTOR

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devijan12: nice one ,really liked that movie.Ewan and Scarlet <3

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Anonymous: and jesus also igsnores (till the end of times or something). but planning soothes. even if discarded later. oh and group dynamics. and chanting. if its not feeling good by doing lyrics along the lines of being property of unplanned coincidence or weather of something.

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fillinthevoidz: island movie was ok. needed more bewbs floppin out.

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iprobablyhateyou: stfu already

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Anonymous: Eremite = search for god alone, Cenobite = serch for god in a group, Sodomite = search for god in little boys asses.

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darkstan: How did the God myth survive for so long? WTF? Who cares?

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Hughbie: I'm with iprobablyhateyou.....STFU already.....

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Redrocco: when I die you all cease tyo exist so the question is moot

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Anonymous

no, this is moot.

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Redrocco: ^lol at the shoop of moot

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Anonym: Thiest? Cmoe on

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vomito: mavaffanculo, va

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Anonymous: PRAISE ODIN!

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Anonymous: two options: atheist or gay theist

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vengance: Im agnostic get over it god-fags or GTFO!

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Limerick: So what's the belief of not assimilating all other systems to yours?

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Quadra: I thought I was Agnostic as in I'll believe.. with PROOF.

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God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?

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GOD: I had two kidney stones but I wisdom out - Jeff Foxworthy is so funny . I need to bring him home .

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Satan: You can fucking have him and all those YouDamn rednecks . If I hear one more redneck joke I will take vengeance on the earth and destroy The South United States

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Propayne: So God made you that way?? it wasn´t your own choice, or maybe your parents´s??......weirdo

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FU: ^Git er dun!

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rach3l: Git er dumb! hickfags

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Anonymous: I'll fucking question whoever the fuck I want...fucking question god's wisdom. The cunt has to exist first to be questioned...

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Anonymous: ^ the barbed cock of Satan is amused by your self-important ministrations

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Hughbie: and satan can take his barbed cock and shove it all the friggen way to heaven and hell...

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chuzzle: ^sensual idea hughbie

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jonas brothers: gracias a dios soy atheo and not im not a fucking mexican

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deadweight: nice

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Warg: THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!

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Anonymous: god made me slap a horses arse once,i miss superman

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Moongrim: Damn Straight!

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Did you know... God prefers Atheists?

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chumpno1: win

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Armistice: would make sense actually

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Anonymous: I'm suprised god isn't deaf from all the whiny christian glibs out there.

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Anonymous: win is right.

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Zombeh: So fucking true.

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PocketPickle: Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a life time. Teach a man religion and he'll die praying for a fish.

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chrud: ^so true.

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Jesus: ^^and just like the exiled Jews, that happened.

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sohceye: Pocket Pickle, you are my new deity (for today)

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protonX80: win win win

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L555: lol

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Tattoos: I'ma Christian but this makes sense on the grounds that our Father in heaven does not wish for us to use his name to justify our weakness and/or stupidity. Also, he does not intend us to kill in his name.

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Anonymous: if god is allknowing and allunderstanding and stuff - why would i need to learn the scriptures then?

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Anonymous: ^because you're not God, idiot.

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IF AN ATHEIST IS WRONG, HE GOES TO HELL. IF A CHRISTIAN IS WRONG, NOTHING HAPPENS. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE AN ATHEIST.

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Anonymous: Yes there is, it increases your chanses of going to heaven. What if you belive in the WRONG god? God is petty and wont forgive that, not beliving in anyone might still land you a place...

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bump: if a christian is wrong he has been an asshole for a very long useless life

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CreepisKryp: CORRECT! No reason AT ALL to be an ATHEIST. HENCE, I AM AN ATHEIST JUST BECAUSE!! WOOOO!

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CreepisKryp: <<COWARDLY WORDS.

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Anonymous: There is no heaven or hell

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bananaman: atheists don't have to dress-up like an asshole and go to church every sunday

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KarmaPickles: Well what if our Universe is a mere cell in another Universe and God lives up there not here. I always thought he was Santa's mean ass brother.

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God: If I'm God and you don't send me all your money, you will go to hell. Keep in mind that I have the mentality of a three-year-old (i.e. I gets mad when you mention my name in trivial reference). So there is no reason to risk your soul for money.

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Katlyng420: < I expect that kind of logic from Christians. Way to go sheck!

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Hughbie: lol....dumbarse religous fail logic... If an atheist is wrong they are wrong. Simple as that. If a christian is wrong, well thats just normal.

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Anonymous: ^ lol'd, so true

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Anonymous: What if the potato king gives salvation to all athiests but kills all those spudless fuckers you call Christians???

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Warg: So... We should practice one religion, as opposed to all others, or none, out of fear for the consequences described in said religion? WTF

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Anonymous: ppl are atheist so they dont have to waste there life following a fake god

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the7rafe7: 9808 stfu...

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Anonymous: Wow, this is definitely one of the dumbest pro-christianity arguments ever. As if it was the only religion in existence...

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Anonymous: Atheists and Christians....Theres no reason to be either.

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Grave: I donno it's kinda hard to start believing in something that is real as the toothfairy

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phojes69: what kind of fucked logic is that???

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Hughbie: religion....man made beliefs designed to keep men/people under control.........and hey presto.....it works.....hello dumbarses....does "OWNED" mean anything?

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Anonymous: Correct, there is no valid reason to be an Athiest, statistically speaking, but then again, we'd be a world full of dumbasses.

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Moongrim: If atheist is wrong- so what? Worshipping a lazy arsed god is a big fail.

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kamchatka: OP must not know this is Pascal's Wager. If he had known what to call it, he could have looked why itt falls apart under even the tiniest scrutiny.

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BATMAN: if a christian is wrong atheist gets lols

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Aalfred666: OHHH Merciful God of the Retards Show me a sighn!! ...(2hrs later) I just had a FREE BASE METH orgy with 2 women a transvesdite and a Pinguin! THERE IS A GOD!! OMFG

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Anonymous: THIS IS JUST A TRICK TO GET YOU TO JOIN THEIR CULT!

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Anonymous: I'm athiest because your a fucking jewfag

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ANONYMOUS: What if Christians and Atheists are both wrong, and THOR is the only true god! They're both going to hell. You can play this game with every god. Atheism is the only philosophy that makes sense - every religion is just made-up bullshit to keep the sheep in line.

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Anonymous: Here we This fuckin cristian church uses psychoterror to gain believers. Mean cunts...

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the7rafe7: yeah but if youre christian you have to listen to some old virgin fuck for half your life and you cant say shitfuck

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Unsoundly: I didn't know you could get more stupid than Pascals wager. But you can. Stale beer from the beerfountain for you Christian!

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Anonymous: theres no reason to follow a relligion because there is no proof behind any of it FUUUUUUUUUUU

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cybersinner: I am non-religious, but do you really think that satan would punish those who do his work for him? You christians really have no common fucking sensse at all do you, lambchop? Baaaaaa...part of the flock must mean christ is fattening you up for a feast...baaaaa.

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FuckChinkies: Idiot, Give me $5 or you go to hell. If I'm right, you are saved, if I am wrong you just lost a meesely $5, therefore there is little reason to not do what I said.

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Anonymous: Dont forget, if you accept Jesus on your deathbed, you get to go to heaven anyway,!!!!!

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Anonymous: Actually, it doesn't say that you have to accept jesus...you only have to seek forgiveness for your sins and transgressions to be allowed to enter the gates of Mord...Heavan (sorry, got my storytime magic places confused again).

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Moongrim: Atheists get to enjoy life here now. Theists get to waste life.

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Anonymous: hahaha... it's called Pascal's Wager

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Anonymous: If a Christian is wrong, he has wasted an entire life worshipping an invisible, non-existant creature and will forever be remembered as a fool.

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Anonymous: ^^ exactly. atheists also respect everybody regardless of who they worship (maybe not respect, but...they're not gonna condemn somebody for having faith in a "false god") unlike jesus who strongly condemns false worship. there's no reaosn to be a christian simply because...well...what good does it produce? you waste an hour of your life every sunday sitting in a shitty old church with old people..

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Ozzy Osbourne: Even if the bloody Christians are right, who wants to spend fucking eternity with them? Blaaaaargh!

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Armistice: Even if there was a god, i'd still be atheist to piss those pussy christians off ;)

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so_what_if___: the cave man never wrote about gods, because they lacked the imagination to invent one yet. god only exists in the imagination of a religion enforced mentaly. they can only imagine a god and talk about it, but never actually show one.

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Anonymous: I find it funny bout the fact that christianity MADE UP hell :D, and I thought it was preached by all the dickbags with white collar is that if you do anything evil in any way you will go to hell unless you cleanse yourself....and what say you go to hell? You meet the deviL?! The Devil Was just a twist on the image of pan(Fauna) stating he was an evil being to kill all of those who were Pagens

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ThrashTillDeath: if a christian dies FUCKING AWESOME

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Anonymous: I'm an atheist but before I die I will convert to christianism. Not in order to be saved but it will mean another christian fuckin dies.

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ElCapitan: DAMN RIGHT...BRING ON RAPTOR JESUS

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maynard462: atheists don't believe in hell? ha christianfags

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Anonymous: Otherwise known as Pascal's Wager and the greatest example of Moral Cowardice to be thrown into the Ring. Dismissed by anyone as the groundless nonsense it deservess to be by all thinking persons since the 18th century. To All Followers of All Religions I say , That which is Presented as Fact Without Evidence Can Be Dismissed as Groundless Dogma Without Evidence.

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Anonymous: And Examining a situation after the fact and bending the result to subjectively fit one's personal view without proof or independent analysis is forced inductive reasoning and the argument of the playground and the child's sandbox; used as it is, only by those who wish to enslave you. Get Educated and then make your own decisions..... /b/ ready for great discoveries...

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Anonymous: Better start believing in Thor then in case christians are wrong.

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ElCapitan: A Christian using the "reasons" argument.....BUWAHAHAHAHHA

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Anonymous: Haha, christians dont use reason. They like to tell everyone i was magic1

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Anonymous: Uh... I am not a christian because i dont believe in the worlds oldest book of fary tales and I dont want to seem like I have the mind of an infant that will believe anything as long as its convinient to me (thats only one reason among many)

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Munster: CTHULHU!!!...

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Flarp: Thor? Who doesn't believe in Thor?

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Anonymous: POsts like these help me become immune totrolls. I'd say after a couple ofmonths I will stop giving a fuck about what people say and that's good.

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Anonymous: Google Pascal's Wager for why this is bullshit.

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BnSneky: ^^it's going to take a couple of months??

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Anonymous: There is no reason to be so fucking stupid

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Antiphon: I am god and when i choose to end this stupid world (which wont happen too soon if you keep the cp coming) ill use most believers as sharkbaits and stuff, while atheists get to fuck all attractive believers over and over again in every hole. There IS a reason to be Atheist :-)

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Leashedhate: Mmmmmm, hellllll.

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Anonymous: Assumes an equal probability for each possibility. Why do that?

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chumpno1: if a christian is right or wrong, he get molested by the priest regardless

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Anonymous: We get free will

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Anonymous: What if the Jews are right?

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Anonymous: good logic

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Anonymous: Not christian =/= atheist. Atheism involves activetly rejecting the idea of god/religion. You're not an atheist if you don't give a shit about whether god exists or not. You're just...neutral. I suppose that's what I am.

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Anonymous: So many fail cunts. Atheist = Does not believe in any god. Agnostic = Does not know if ---- a god does OR does not exist. ----> Most atheists are atheist agnostics. Learn the fucking right terms, /b/tards.

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TitsMagoo: Heat rises. They're ALL fucked.

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Lickathesplit: eh, yeah there is ... if i'm wrong, i spent a lifetime pissing your imaginairy fucker off !! maybe i even get promoted in your imaginairy hell for my bad behavier and i can destroy other lifes, make them doubt their imaginairy god and stuff .. but nah .. i don't need that. i'll settle for really pissing your faggot god off !! i wanna facefuck him, you know, stick my arm real deep in his asshole :P

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Lickathesplit: piss in his eyeballs, and rape as much offspring of him as possible, back to you jane..

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savyp: Living a life devoted to beliving in an imaginary person doesnt make you feel foolish? Its a waste of time and everyones laughing at you. Im not saying dont be a good person and follow things it tells you. just dont believe in a glowing bearded man that lives in the sky

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Anonymous: but that's not true faith and you still go to hell and act like a dumbass here

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Squirrley1: True...

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gradience: This is FEAR MONGERING. Classic Christianity.

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Anonymous: half the people in this thread are retards -_-

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Anonymous: What's wrong with hell? It's a place where all the bad people hang out, so if you're there, you're in your natural element. Exchange stories with hitler; arm wrestle with Ghengiskhan, punch a black dude. Not such a bad place if you ask me. ^^

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danielsimba: If an atheist is right, FUCK YEA !!! If a christian is right, he goes to hell for one thing or other POKER FACE !!!

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Fl@RP: What if God exists and (s)he hates idiots?

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GibblesNBits: then YOU are fucked..

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Anonymous: i'll take the risk

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Anonymous: Pascals wager is fail

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BobbygBG: Wrong. If you live like a christian with all religion rules Something happens - you live like shit and can't enjoy life. Actually this apply to all religion.

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The Original Spoon: Nature doesn't give a shit either way. Only a prissy arrogant self-important douchebag would worry about what his 'children' think about how cool he is or whatever. He might send you to Hell? What a fucking asshole! But, whatever gets you through the night, bro. Again, Nature can handle whatever amount of stupidity you have and not blink an eye. Go for it. Just shut the fuck up.

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Lickathesplit: ^Spoken like a BOSS !!

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Korzo: If a Christian is wrong, he goes to Nifleheim, or Tartarus, or Gehenna, ETC.

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Lickathesplit: ^The fuck have a concentration camp, the capital of Uranus and French Gehenna got to do with this ? Leave religion out of it please, they have their own issues to deal with already. like being affraid of a "good and certainly not vengefull god" to begin with..

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Anonymous: if you belive in fucking god you may not rape, divorce, take drugs, beat up homeless, ... there is no reason to belive in god, but i do belive, i beive god is an ashole, come and get me fucking bastard - muaaaahahahaha

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Anonymous: Which God, dumbfuck?

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machineinc: Logic fail, if an Atheist is wrong, then nothing still happens, if a Christian is wrong, then the christian spent his/her whole life being a dumbass. What if the Hindu's where right? Or Islam, Buddisht, Hopi, Shinto, Jews, Eqyptians, Sumerians, Greek, or the 1000s of different sects of Christianity that say they are more right that the others. True Wisdom= everything you know is probably wrong!

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[JB]: hi cinnebt,,, oops my right displaced on kb... lol that was 'no comment' :P

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really?: i dont see why people hate Christians so much... there is nothing in the christian religon that tells them to be an a**hole...NOW whith that said... a christian can be a bible beater (a person who bludgeons you to death with the bible) and then they can come off sounding like an Ahole but to touch on the $ topic mentioned before the church will take the $ and use it to pay for bills...and the rest

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really?: will be used to pay for equiptment for missionarys in other nations or to the hospital or to help out a family in need (our church bought and owns a house that we use to help people who have lost their home and need help)

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Anonymous: there is no single hell, there are multiple hells - one for people not being muslims, one for people not being catholics, one for people not being protestants, one for people not being mormons - and perhaps there's an universal hell for people being idiots

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Anonymous: A Christian is supposed to, above all, search for the truth. That is how I became an Atheist.

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Niggern: Niggers are wrong

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Niggern: Stand up for Ku Klux Klan!

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Niggern: umad? retarded fucking disease. Die in cancer you useless rat. betrayer of the white race.

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Quantum69: ^ troll harder self hater

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Anonymous: Soooooo um, what color is this god of yours anyway?

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kumdumpster: white duh...

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WillyNilly: Superstition should not supercede common sense for lack of knowledge.

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Lickathesplit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX161ulHrSA

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Nimpie: How do you KNOW nothing happens if a Christian is wrong? Could be the Goddess gets seriously PMS on people who call her a man.

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Shirami: IF the jew is right ,both are fucked

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Anonymous: Scott Keith is fat!

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HEY CHRISTIANS, IF GOD EXISTS, HOW COME HE DOESN'T EXIST?

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AmusingMuse: Hey atheists, where did all the matter and energy for the big bang come from before the big bang, and before the before the big bang and so on and so forth. There has to be a starting point somewhere.

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Bongochops: Fussion. That is all

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Bongochops: Fission. poor typing

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Greeft: I think the point OP is making, is what was there to fiss in the first place?

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Anonymous: Why are there still monkeys? Why haven't they all evolved?

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dodgeboy: why does beer run out ?

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Anonymous: Hey Muse, where did God come from and so on and so forth. Starting point?

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chrud: why does cum stain everything?

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Limerick: You aren't fapping hard enough.

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Anonymous: Why do you think monkeys haven't evolved? The monkeys we know today are most likely not the same monkeys that humans evolved from. Both species are different branches that have most likely evolved from a common ancestor. You might as well ask why there are still domestic cats when there are also lions and tigers and so on. Evolution goes into many directions.

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Mutt: We split off from them more than 6 million years ago and have both been evolving ever since. Point of interest: our crab lice are decended from gorilla lice.

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Anonymous: a better question - why does anybody sane treat religious fanatics as anything other than the self deluded RETARDS they obviously are?!

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Anonymous: I guess deep down, most people don't believe that religious people are that retarded and hope they are dealing with people who are just mildly retarded or just deeply ignorant. Unfortunately, most religious fags are complete nutcases who will never be able to understand anything.

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AmusingMuse: For starters: According to the bible God exists outside of time and space. According to the rules of physics matter and energy cannot exist outside of time and space. Secondly: just because I beleive in anything doesn't make me even mildly retarded it just makes me have hope that there is something better than a world that labels people as "religious fags".

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Flarp: That sounds like something a child, or a drunk, would mutter.

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Flarp: @Chrud To mark your territory, of course! Sadly, it washes off of faces. heh.

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Anonymous: So because God exists outside of time and space, he was just somehow always there, and no one needs to wonder where he came from? That's convinient.

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Greeft: ^^So I've been jizzing on my girlfriends face to mark my territory for nothing, DAMNIT!

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Flarp: Here. Let me borrow your girlfriend. I'll give step by step lessons. Ehh... That might be a bad idea. It's been a while. It would be something like: Ahhhhh yeah! WTF?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM@ :)

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Trollzwin: He just doesnt

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Anonymous: Ok, here's the counter: God is a spirit, a being that exists beyond the confines of the laws of this existance. So, if a being is so powerful that it not only exists beyond the laws of physics but can also create such laws to keep the universe under control, why would the laws of physics be something that can be applied? Stop believing that the walls of your box are all powerful...

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The Evil Twin: I almost lulz

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Flarp: I just read that in a hispanic voice in my head. Fuck. I'm going to Disney hell, aren't I?

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Speedy Gonzalez: Que?

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Lickathesplit: AmuzingMuse 7662: interesting question.. Nucleus from atoms can and do change under certain curcomstances, chemical processes, fusion, etc. This means all matter did not exist in it's present state before the "Big Bang", If you go back long enough you can reduce it litteraly to "dust". The Energy however was always present as far as we can see now, it is my personal view that The Energy was/is..

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Lickathesplit: formed in giga clouds, and that all matter is a form of residu from colliding clouds, like in storms.. To me, it seems that The Energy's have and are using this Matter and Matter obviously "uses" The Energy. f.e., in nature a bee gets food from a flower, and the pollom gets spread by the bee..Where The Energy's came from i don't know,

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Cat funt: Testicles. That is all.

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Greeft: According to the Bible God doesn't, in fact, exist.

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Anonymous: because I don't believe in god

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Anonymous: @AmusingMuse Just as there is no south beyond the south pole, there was nothing before the big bang, according to Hawkins. But just as you can observe nothing in a vacuum, you must then define what nothing is. There are many theories out there but I believe science will eventually answer most of the mysteries the universe has to offer. Religion however won't because it claims to already be true.

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Anonymous: @AmusingMuse If a god(s) exists, he/she/it/they are unlike any religious deity that humans have imagined. Thats why religion is wrong. Not to mention it has innumerable negative effects.

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Anonymous: ^ Anon above for prez.

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Anonymous: @AmusingMuse Ever wonder why many religions consider December 25th to be significant? Winter Solstice, that is all. Every religion is a flawed attempt to explain the world with adequate evidence.

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Greeft: Hey vegitarians, if meat doesn't exist, how come it exists?

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Greeft: Hey Christians, If telephones are oranges how come prawns don't dance? I rest my case.

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Munster: Hey Christians... if god exists, how come C4C exists?...

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Und plötzlich… Feuer: ^ Schachmatt.

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Anonymous: Why not ask something thought-provoking? Like, if God wanted to, could he commit suicide? Or, could he create a boulder so large that not even he himself could move it? Whether he can or can't - either way he is not allmighty

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Lickathesplit: ^ Eh, according to present fysics you can't un-be !! More interesting would be : If the Devil commits suicide, where would he go to ? or given his persistent faggotry shouldn't he have won the battle with god allready by forcing his scentists to build a device that tears the fabric of space apart. i.o.w. ; surrender or FFUUU !!

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Anonymous: All attainable information was created upon the "big bang" and so it is impossible to predict what was (if anything) before it. Although unless you believe in magic, something must have always existed since matter/energy (really the same thing) cannot be created or destroyed.

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g-man: Casimir effect= free energy

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Lickathesplit: ^^ impossible at this moment with our current knowledge, technology & understanding of the universe, but it is inevitable that 'we' as a species, over time, will come to know the answers of the questions that were born in our our imagination. t.b.c.

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Lickathesplit: For the matter/energy thing being the same are your words... It is my personal view that they live in some kind of symbiose(s) with eachother, haven't got the space to explain my thoughts however, and in my comments above i didn't explain it right, drama, drama, drama...

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Anonymous: Who fucking cares?

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Greeft: Hey Atheists, if sausages are clairvoyant how come brake discs aren't amoeba? I think you'll find that is check and mate on this argument.

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danielsimba: hey chrissians, if all chrissians are supposed to love that son of a god, then why the pope-hole love preteen boys ??

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Grave: MAGNETS. /thread.

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Anonymous: xD good point.

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TinFoilHatGuy: I love this Game. (D'oh I just lost again)

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Anonymous: that is somewhat of a rhetorical statement...

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Anonymous: ^ and as such it is impossible to provide an answer...

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Anonymous: What's the point of arguing over something none of us can ever prove? Conflicting over opinion on an intangible concept it illogical and a hinderance to human progress.

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Anonymous: Which God?

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Anonymous: Show me your God.

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Anonymous: Hitler

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m4k3k3: SATAN made the internet, christfags are bound to stay away from it on behalf of their beliefs

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[JB]: its called the singularity you moron, thats the most compressed form of energy

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koda12: Why?

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AZO: I wanna have whatever greeft is taking

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honghavok: That makes NO sense.

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Anonymous: Bahahaha so good. this is my favorie one

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The wealthiest Evangellical Christian in the world has donated almost nothing in his entire career, and utilizes slave labor in a diamond mine in Africa. - Pat Robertson is A cruel heartless man.

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Tres: afl... abso- -lutely

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Anonymous: ok i hate gates business but at least he isn't a derpaderp

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Anonymous: don't believe any of these stories, the rich save taxmoney with donation/help-fonds Tricks !

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Anonymous: Religious people suck.

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NorwayJunkie: So fucking typical self righteous christian homos

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Grave: who gives a fucking cuntsuck? srsly, would you donate? I sure won't.

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Lickathesplit: Well, to be honost, i do give a fuck about sucking cunt, and no, imagining the highly improbable case of me being a billionair gets me as far as : I would use a considderable part of my wealth on the development of devices that safe energy and help mankind and also improves the recovery speed of the planet.

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Lickathesplit: * honest *

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Anonymous: I donate, far more than the asshat religious wackos.

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Anonymous: That's Republicans for ya.

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Trolololols: First, robertson is a POS and needs to fry. Second, those charities these two billionaires give to are consolidated in their own foundations. Tax exempt pr bullshit. We are the 99%ers! Don't buy into the billionaires' scam!

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BrainlessM´baata: If they give money to Afreakan megabreeding niggers, USA gets even poorer... Robertson is a patriot.

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WillyNilly: My Dad taught Me that behind every GREAT FORTUNE is a GREAT CRIME. He has been proven right an annoyingly huge number of times.

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insidejob: Warren Buffett Suspected 9-11 Criminal Coconspirator. Bill gates funds massive eugenics vaccination program in africa. both total worthless scum.

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I AM AN ATHEIST. - I'm not an atheist because it's cool. I'm not an atheist because of religious extremism or oppression in some depraved corners of the world.

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Anonymous: It's long past time for the WORLD to put away "Childish Things" like religions based on Fairy Tales and Legends and in most cases - Outright LIES!

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Anonymous: Humans are not capable of relying on normal logic.

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Anonymous: ^some humans are

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Anonymous: A minority

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Anonymous: 1) science cannot disprove god as you cannot know the truth of your own reality. 2) the burden of proof must also lie with atheists to show there is no god - your so called logic is floored the moment you assert a truth to the presence of a known unknown. Try ignosticism and understand that all beliefs that assert the existance or non-existance of a god are equally fatuous.

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Anonymous: ^ two words: spaghetti monster. disprove it, mofo.

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fingerofdoom: youre an athiest. and your attempt to sound cool, look hard, is just as much as a 14 yo listening to slipknot. get laid you empty boring loser, or atleast try to get a life.

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Anonymous: hey finger i dont see any intelligence in your insult

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Anonymous: ^ what do you expect, he can't even spell atheist.

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Anonymous: 1303 -- smartest post I've seen in a long time.

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Anonymous: OP -- How, then, do you explain your own existance? Where did everything come from? The Big Bang? Consider this -- something had to cause the Big Bang. It requires far more faith to believe the Big Bang came out of nothing and was caused by nothing, than to believe that some super-being existing outside of SpaceTime caused the Big Bang. The burden of proof is with the Atheists!!!

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Limerick: Dumbest post I've seen in a long time.

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PIratebob: ^man speaks truth

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Limerick: You don't even know which post I meant.

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Anonymous: I'm an atheist because it's spelled funny!

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PIratebob: Don't need to

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Anonymous: Ok first of all your dumb. YOU are making a statement that their is no god. So you also have to the burden of proof. The only people who have science behind then are Agnostic.

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Anonymous: Atheism is a Religion because it is a biased set of beliefs based on theories and ideology that cannot fully and truthfully be proven either. Or are you so closed minded that you can't accept that?

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Flarp: Atheism is no more a religion than black is a color. While you may argue that atheism is a phillosophy, atheism is the absense of a religion.

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Flarp: Maybe non-atheists can prove the existance of God using quantum mechanics. Schrodingers God. lolz loz lolz

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Limerick: I grow very tired of the joke quantum mechanics has made all of science. It's become our generation's psychology.

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Anonymous: Man religious fags are stupid. You don't have to disprove the Russel's Teapot, no more than you have to disprove the existence of invisible pink unicorns or any of the countless gods and goddess for the mere fact that no one has ever seen, touched, smelled or even tasted such imaginary beings... Since this concept doesn't even qualify as an hypothesis, the burden of proof lie on religious retards.

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Anonymous: ^ Nowadays you can never repeat the obvious enough times. Thanks.

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Anonymous: one doesn't have to prove something they believe in. sure, a person's belief may eventually proved to be wrong but that doesn't mean they shouldn't believe in it now.

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Anonymous: ^^^ thank you. everything is said...

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Doyousmell: atheists and bible thumpers: 2 sides of the retard coin... Unknown entity creates science>science creates existence. Perfect circle, take into account metaphysics and the laws of science, everyone loses, I win

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JDiz: This easy - the smart atheist doesn't even attempt to say they know everything about the world, in fact it's easy to say there's much more to learn than we know in the world. Religious people? They might as well be living back in the middle ages, because they already know everything there is to know about the world. Apparently. Anything that can't be explained? God.

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Anonymous: So you'r not an atheist but an agnostic …

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BnSneky: ^agreed

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avaL: ^^agreed, too.

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TinFoilHatGuy: I am an atheist because I never had an atheist wake my hung-over ass up at 10am on Saturday morning and hammer me for jewgold to be sold a puff of smoke w/mirrors.

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Anonymous: I am an atheist because deists are dumbfucks.

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Anonymous: Mankind will only know peace when the last stone from the last temple falls on the last priest...

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Kennedy: BRO! its not about the talking snacke, the magic apple, flaming chariots or lurking leviathans. its about being cool towards each other. so if a christfag isn't chill. tell him he makes jesus sad

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Anonymous: Show me your god

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sumdumfukr: well phrased anti god fag poster.

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BogFlogger: I think that many atheists treat the issue of the existence of God like a court case. Well, it's not a court case. It either is or it isn't, and there's no way to "prove beyond a reasonable doubt", but neither is it possible to disprove. So go with what your experience tells you.

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Canucklehead: the masses still need to be controlled and religion does that best. It will always be the weakest who are lead.

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THERE"S PROBABLY NO GOD. NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

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Nickeh43: Probably? Stop being so wishy-washy.

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Lyco: Noone can tell for sure, but the existence of a god is quite unlikely. In other words: There *probably* is no god ;-)

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UriAr: of course there is a god...

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Anonymous: ^ nobody told him?

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Limerick: ^^Nigga trollin.

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Alkarnur: Actually, they originally wanted to put "There is no God" but it is illegal as it offends a lot of people. There's a bullshit law that said they had to put probably.

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Limerick: ^Probably not. It makes a much more compelling argument. If you took away things like faith or ignorance, the evidence would point to atheism but there is great possibility of us missing mountains of evidence.

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Limerick: The statement is scientific.

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Anonymous: Always good to remind us of a truth so obvious but so important...

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Alkarnur: Look at his grin. He's scoring so much tail, LOL.

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Greeft: I remember this campaign from a couple of years ago and the Christians took great personal offence at it, even though no particular religion is specified, and did try to invoke the UK's law against racial and religious hatred to get it pulled from London's buses. They didn't get very far though, thank god lol, but did put in the probably for accuracy mainly.

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Greeft: http://census-campaign.org.uk/ - If you are from the UK visit this site and act appropriately.

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Alkarnur: ^ Noted. I emailed the url to a British atheist friend of mine.

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Anonymous: Used to respect the old chap - came to realize he's kinda pathetic actually.. God on his mind and too preoccupied with religious nutters..

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ATHEISTS - "If I Don't See It, It Doesn't Exist."

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Anonymous: says who? many existing things ren't visible to the human eye... but they can be detected and meassured in many other ways... this is however not true with santa clauss, the easter bunny and old man Jehova

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Hughbie: ah fail big time there...nice try christians but religion/god is an MAN made belief. There is a lot that is real that we can't see (air for one you brightsparks) that we agree exists. But a god that no one can prove exists...cmon...weak minded people make me lol.

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TotallyNasty: If it's a troll pic I just fell for it cuz I fucking HATE religious people. They should be shot on sight before they can spread their filth to innocent children, should at least be fucking illegal for anyone to preach religion to anyone under 18 then their fucking shithole imaginary god would piss all over himself in their rotten maggot infested so called brains -no more altar boys to assrape!

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rome: if you're a blind atheist, does anything exhist?

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Hughbie: ^yes...the truth..

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Anonymoose: lmfao!!! nice rome! epic win... take that fucking bible thumpers!

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Anonymous: chan4chan.com/archive/101938/

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darkstan: The idea is too simple-minded. We don't care about seeing, we care about testing and detecting. Religion is annoying.

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Anonymous: So what? I can see X rays...

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hecramsey: The book the big wizard in the sky wrote says so.

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Anonymous: I do see it, its in your picture

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Anonymous: haha. true! blind atheist do suicide. cose they have nothing to do.

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Moongrim: Then why don't Theists just kill themselves if this life so awful?

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Anonymous: atheists and godfags - you ALL suck cock. The End.

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Anonymous: Religion is for retards. This image proves it.

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Anonymous: well we all see what happens to a ray of light when it hits a cloust of fine mist-- a RAINBOW..... but rainbows are for fags anyways

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Anonymous: this is probably the dumbest image i've seen.

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Moongrim: If it can't be proven to exist then it doesn't exist.

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Anonymous: You are retarded. The notion of if I don't see it it don't exist comes from Nihilism. Typical stupid fucking christian.

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Anonymous: If God created us and wants us to believe maybe he should start using our senses that he supposed gave us. Hello, God? You there? Helllllooooo? No answer. What a surprise. Maybe this will work...FUCK YOU GOD! ... ... ... Still no response...Huh.

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Anonymous: How about this. Eat shit and die God!.... ..... ..... Still no response. I fucked the Virgin Mary while Jesus watched God! .... .... ..... ...... STILL NO RESPONSE.

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Anonymous: What EXACTLY do I need to do to get a RESPONSE? Because believe me. I would so love to believe in a God. I'm still waiting for a reason.

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Anonymous: Lol this is what happends if you don't get the phrase "If I don't see it, it doesn't exist."

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Anonymous: u cant see it but u can prove it so fuck you god cuntz

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Korzo: OP fail... strawman.

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Jesus: Iolz, I trolled y'all believers, hurr durr

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MrPerspective: BIGOTS - "If I want to believe in it, like, it SO exists."

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MrPerspective: And of course, it was atheist bullies who refused to believe in a spherical Earth or in Evolution. Yeah, riiiiight.

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MrPerspective: It is most fascinating, and enlightening (pun intended!), to see the logical and intellectual level of the "reasoning" arguments bigots will use. Either "STFU, I believe, so there!", or embarrassingly childish fallacies. That is, when they don't simply use violence, as in most muslim countries where "questioning Islam" is an official CRIME. Frankly, do we want to resemble THEM?

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Anonymous: We can see 'other forms of light' with instruments. What instrument do we use to see God?

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Anonymous: 10 QUESTION A CHRISTIAN MUST ANSWER, A VID ON YOUTUBE, LOOK FOR IT

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Greeft: But we don't see light either, so, according to this, nothing exists.

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Zombeh: Has Ultraviolet instructed you to kill your children lately?

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Anonymous: ^ Ultra violent did...

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Anonymous: Religious Nuts are confusing "I can't see it" with "It doesn't exist" again.

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djh123: hey its a rainbow!!! the esssence that is user! :D

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Anonymous: I believe things i cant see. I just dont go religious on them :)

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Korzo: OP is total fuckwit... atheism applies ONLY to one's disbelief of gods.

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Anonymous: obvious troll but it's not "if i don't see it," it's "if i can't somehow measure it or confirm it's existence"

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BnSneky: so true, so true

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Lucho: OHH GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE PRIEST THAT DISCOVERED THE NON-VISIBLE SPECTRE

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m4k3k3: IF IT DOESNT EXIST, a fag will make a religion out of it

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Anonymous: So which god should I worship? There are hundreds to choose from, none of which can be seen.

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Anonymous: the non-visible wavelengths have been PROVEN

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BobbygBG: Theist. Proven to be retarded, It's not "if I can't see it". it is "if I can'`t detect and prove it"

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IS YOUR HOUSEMATE AN ATHEIST?

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Anonymous: plays pocket pool instead of rutting his brains out with a beautiful woman as God clearly intended

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jackfrosty: Hippy shitbag... Straighten the fuck up and get a little glazy-eyed sheepery into your life.

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Anonymous: Minus the pop tart reference, that might be me...creepy

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akingu: fucking hippy commie scumbags!

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Pollo: atheism sucks

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Anonymous: Reality sucks? How?

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HughJasper: fuck christfags

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Anonymous: I can't tell if the creator of this image intended the ironic tone that pokes fun of Christianity or was serious in a (failed) attempt to make fun of atheism. The 'net may never know.

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Warg: Actually... yeah, most Atheists I know are fucking pretentious know-it-alls.

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Bansheeflyer: If this is made by a Chirstian, I laugh. Going against their own religion by saying this guy should die for not believing in God. My dad died of prostate cancer last year (I was 14). I take this as really fucking offensive.

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fingerofdoom: just cause things didnt went your way, just cause your too stupid to appreciate life. does not mean GOD doesn't exist.

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Anonymous: haha @ Warg. The very most pompous arrogant and obnoxious people i know are all Cristians or Muslims and a Catholic ! Stop judging all athiests on Dawkins or Hitchens boorish behaviour onstage :)

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Bansheeflyer: If you are talking to me fingerofdoom, then you seriously have issues. Having lost my own parent due to something that this poster symbolizes (painful urination), doesn't mean I have to believe in somebody I don't even think existed, especially if my dad died. He was a good man. I never said I don't appreciate life. I'm just going through a hard time right now.

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Anonymous: fingerofdoom's reasoning = F A I L

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to surrender to ignorance and call it god has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

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Anonymous: yup

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j4trail: nice

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MrPerspective: Even this late, it remains premature. And immature XD

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Anonymous: hai, i smart i know stuff

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Captngeetch: ^ ok Fredo...just get in the boat

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Grave: really? no Carlin?

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nombah62: 7th!

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XITS: It's All True; untrue things have no basis in "reality"; reality is SUBJECTIVE_why do people forever wish to "objectify" themselves?

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Anonymous: Show me your God

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christian logic: atheist logic:

Logic atheist christian pizza vs religion

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Synonymous: im 6 and i think you got them the wrong way around mister

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Anonymous: yeah, godfags need to quit being such total and complete failures

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Anonymous: "this picture was made by a very skilled artist".....

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Anonymous: this christ fag is a dumbass. go die in a fuckin hole for your savior already; p.s. FAIL, stupid pic is stupid, doesnt make sense etc. etc.

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cybersinner: You can go and see the chef that cooked it godfag. Almost everyone has seen a person making pizza. Nobody has ever seen your god. Your argument is invalid.

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Anonymous: lol this is absurd.

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Sasi: If your god existed and you were done to his image, this god would be a mongoloid.

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Anonymous: HAHA, this failed

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Lord_Abortion: ಠ_ಠ

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cybersinner: See, christfags are wrong. Anyone can make a pizza at a fast food joint. They have to do it following a series of steps. A reterd with epilepsy and no fingers can make a pizza at those places. A good chef is the one you see cooking right in front of you without any directions.

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Anonymous: must be sad as fuck to not sense the force. "christ fag dumbass - absurd - failed - go die in a fukin hole - mongoloid" epic arguments

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Anonymous: That makes a great deal of nonsense. Thanks for trying to "convert" me.

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UsaFucktards: Win

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Moongrim: What a load of bullshit. How many earths have been made to order?

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Anonymous: So true, so true. It takes more FAITH to believe everything around you "always was" or "just happened" than it does to belief God created it all.

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Anonymous: @moongrim Just ask Slartibartfast

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Anonymous: invalid

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Anonymous: Ive tried to not belive in God, but I just cant belive in spontaneous generation

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Anonymous: I have tried to believe in god but I found it was so much bullshit

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Anonymous: complex design = complex designer

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Anonymous: religious gay shit on c4c

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Anonymous: Now there's an oxymoron!

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Anonymous: ^^Now there's an oxymoron!

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Anonymous: 6490 - My turds are tapered on the end, which keeps my asshole from slamming shut...does that make my asshole a God also.

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Anonymous: Not at all.

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vikingCHAN: lmfao great post

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Anonymous: r u serious?

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Anonymous: ಠ_ಠ lulwhat

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kinganonymous

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Anonymous: lol there sure are a whole lot of retarded christfags out there!

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Anonymous: To be honest, WHAT DA FUCK IS THIS ABOUT? Pizza actually has proof of existance! and godly in its own way!

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Grave: this is so fucking retarded

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uriar: religious, atheist, FUCK YOU all...

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Grave: ^shut up female.

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the7rafe7: if you arent an ignorant fuck you will understand the joke and lol. though it may not be true, you dont have to be a sensitive pussy and rage about it, although that does add to the lolage

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Anonymous: im not a pizza, and god is not skilled

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Anonymous: so the universe was created.. or just exists.. by spontaneous generation.. keep being dead, "atheists"

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God: I personally cook every pizza that ever existed, therefore I do exist. Also, the next Mega Millions lottery numbers are: 2, 15, 18, 20, 39, Mega 34, Megaplier 3.

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Anonymous: Whatever you say, picture, whatever you say.

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Anonymous: shit is so funny I want to kill christians.

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Anonymous: Christian flavored evolution pizza ... now I gots the munchies

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Anonymous: ok, first he mixed this shit up, and second this is retarded

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Anonymous: I didn't know that pizza came naturally on earth. Where to find these pizza plants????

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Anonymous: I loled so much

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Anonymous: jesus that face

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Anonymous: Ha! Every negative comment proves this guys point, are you all really that clueless? His point: Atheists are more close-minded than christians. Based on all the comments, looks like he's right!

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Anonymous: Jeez anyone here know how to posit an actual concept or do we all assume the education just... Didn't Take??? More Learn Less Eat....

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Jesus: So the pizza is supposed to represent religion? Better throw it out and order some Chinese

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Anonymous: LOL concept grasp fail

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Leashedhate: Wow, that an awful drawing of a pizza.

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Anonymous: fuck you christianfags

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Anonymous: I doubt the question of whether there exist a God or not will be settled here...

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Anonymous: The question is "what is a god?" and "how do we create one"

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Flarp: Look at that very skilled troll. Aww, now I want a pizza. But, a pizza better than that. What a shitty drawing of a pizza.

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Redrocco

just for you Flarp

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Anonymous: @OP: you are a failure to your entire cause

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Munster: That's impossible... that pizza is not even round...

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Flarp: Aww, Red! That was so nice!

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Flarp: It's just like my heart, Red! It's greasy and full of cheese!

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Anonymous: Sure, because a pizza and the universe are the same.

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Anonymous: watch?v=0HITEjRpYqg <youtube

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Anonymous: christians=stupid

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Greeft: RELIGION & LOGIC = mutual exclusivity

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numanuma: lol @ everyone raging. This is obviously just a troll.

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Anonymous: hahahahah that made me laugh actualy, but religion is still the BIGGEST PIECCE OF SHIT IN HISTORY OF MANKIND

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Anonymous: Terrible analogy - pizza has maybe 5 ingredients and the universe has at least, uh, 37! Check and mate!

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/b/: You know what's funny? The fact that this picture is an EXACT SNAPSHOT OF WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE. And you know what's funny? YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR IT! Screw all of you. Burn in Hell. Go die a slow and painful death.

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Anonymous: ^ one more religion of love and peace...

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Anonymous: okay guys, i'm an atheist, but you guys are being atheist fanboys and a buncha fags, I find this picture pretty good and well found.

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Anonymous: shove jesus up your ass

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GalacticStar: That's impossibible!

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Anonymous: I dont get it

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Asphaltkllr: ^ ´cause those fags don´t believe in shit you stupid anonymAsshole

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Cheesecake: I BELIEVE - I believe that it's the other way around - Christians would say , NO God cooked it, there is no other way

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Anonymous: if athiest pizza is real, then why isnt it in the bible? duh

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Anonymous: umm no. you can see and taste a pizza, god is an invisible man of imagination.

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Korzo: The atheist is right again... that's not pizza.

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cheesecake: The pizza is a lie?

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Anonymous: nice one

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ticklethis: The pizza is real, but the cake is a lie.

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Anonymous: Pizzas don't reproduce

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Lickathesplit: The amount of comments ITT made me lol HARD !! Trollolololol...

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Gantzkas: gay

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Anonymous: How many Pizzas need Cheesus Christ to the rescue?

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NightStrike: PICS or it didn't happen faithful guys

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Banshee5: ^even pics won't convince me these days.... I want to see it with my own eyes!

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Comic religion atheist

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AlienNation: So true

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AgentR: Jesus was a false prophet

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anonymule: prophet was a false jesus

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Anonymous: Was false jesus a profit?

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Anonymous: Jesus Ltd is in profit

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ElCapitan: 1.) Find Jesus........ 2.) Claim higher moral ground........ 3.) ????......... 4.) Profit

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sickfuck88: GODDAMN CHRISTIANS! *shakes fist*

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AmusingMuse: Yeah all atheists are sweet innocent little angels that never say (and I quote) "Nigger lover gtfo!!!" or "bitch forgot my miracle whip!!!" and so on and so forth. Everyone now-a-days is a pot calling some kettle black.

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anonymule: ^ your argument is invalid....religion, or lack thereof, is not a requisite of being a douchebag troll.

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sickfuck88: ^^ what's your fucking point?

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AmusingMuse: My point is that everyone is the same. Everyone preaches that they are so tolerant but everyone sucks. Everyone, period. Christians, Jews, Muslims, Athesists, Agnostics, Whites, Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Mailmen, Construction Workers, Preachers, Politicians. Everyone is the same no one is any better than anyone else.

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dumps: have to agree with amusing muse.......... fuckin scumbags

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Anonymous: true

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Lickathesplit: Amazingmuses : If everyone is the same, how come we feel and look so different ???

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Atheis, if god doesn't exist, and there was no Jesus Christ lord and saviour, and the bible is lying, why does more people believe it than any other religion?

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SickNote:

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Tommy: hahahahaha well put sicknote

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my99Busa: Yeah! great! ...I mean, since you can't make an arguement, very well put! heh heh heh!

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cebollo: I believe in Boxxy

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darkstan: There's just so much wrong with that. Level with us- troll, right? Does anyone actually believe that God crap? It's 2010 people. Let's get with the program.

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Anonymous: one belief is bound to be more popular than others.

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Anonymous: +1 for /B/oxxy

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SickNote: There is no argument here just very bad grammar.

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Anonymous: there are a lot of small minded people

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Anonymous: bird flies into window,jesus picks it up, it wakes and flies away......miracle i think not

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Anonymous: because people are idiots

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katlyng420: They don't. Leave it to a christian to think they're the center of the universe.

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anonymule: more people believe the mayan calander says the world will end in 2012 than in christianity, in fact more people saw the movie 2012 than believe in christanity. There's your answer, troll

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Pyro: You can get an idiot to believe anything. CASE CLOSED

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Anonymous: islam is bigger than christianity.... maybe education and travel would help you.....

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anonymouS: Believe in shit! Millions of flies can't be mistaken.

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Pyro: ^ Has just Won this thread

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WhiteShark: these threads fail...for example I believe in Thor, Wotan, and greek mythology, all freee pagan religions that you christians have crushed with force and violence...surely not with love and understanding

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Greeft: Everybody believed the world was flat, didn't make it true though did it?

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PrayForPlaguesForMe: bird flies into window,jesus picks it up, it wakes and flies away......miracle i th-- fuck no.. the bird just knocked himself out, retards <3

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Anonymous: effective brainwashing

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Anonymous: and Humans=Natures Retards

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Anonymous: The Church are just very good a indoctrination. Who told you to believe... parents? I bet! No one can give you a logical explanation as to how a god could exist.

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llamados0: Because the majorit, by definition, are always wrong - simples!

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llamados0: The majority, by definition is wrong!

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Anonymous: WRONG! the majority believe in other religions (or, even better, in no religion at all)

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Anonymous: Ad populum fallacy

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Anonymous: 1200 century.. If the earth isn't flat why do so many believe it...1500 century... If the earth isn't the center of the universe why do so many people believe it....CAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!

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Malacath: because christians went on a rampage, aka crusades, and forced everybody they could into believing and killed the ones that didnt then their decendants were like woohoo ok!...or i dunno cause people are stupid and have to rely on soemthing bigger than themselves to feel better?

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AGENTDORK: Malacath commented on image #115662: because christians went on a rampage, aka crusades, and forced everybody they could into believing and killed the ones that didnt then their decendants were like woohoo ok!...or i dunno cause people are stupid and have to rely on soemthing bigger than themselves to feel better?

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AGENTDORK: AGENTDORK commented on image #115662: Malacath commented on image #115662: because christians went on a rampage, aka crusades, and forced everybody they could into believing and killed the ones that didnt then their decendants were like woohoo ok!...or i dunno cause people are stupid and have to rely on soemthing bigger than themselves to feel better?

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cok: dumbass proabably because people didnt know better. thats like asking why people follow authority. because they are scared most times

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Grave: most people also believed that the earth is flat.

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Anonymous: JK most people believe in Islam.

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Moongrim: FAIL, 2/3'rds world is NOT Christian.

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Nukubu: Yeah, if you put it like that it has to be true...

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Anonymous: If this bedtime story book that you call a bible is factual then why is there no other evidence? If Herod the king tried so hard to find and kill the baby Jesus then why is there no record of it? The kings at this time recorded everything else, when and what they ate, who they talked to and what it was about, when they slept, ect... The bible holds as much facts in it as a Mother Goose book...

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Anonymous: Zoe ftw

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Anonymous: its called Indoctrination

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Anonymous: Because your grammar sucks ass.

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Anonymous: I have been wondering for such a long time ... if Jesus is God, why the heck is he worship God???...

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Anonymous: i love his special power of changing water into wine

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Nickeh43: Because there are more idiots in the world than non-idiots. DUH.

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Anonymous: There are more Hindis than any other religious group in the world jack ass.

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Anonymous: "because everyone is doing it"

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Bansheeflyer: Look at every popular thing. People hear of it, like it, believe in it, and tell other people, no matter how shitty it is. Like Twilight.

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Anonymous: Becaus the majority of the human population IS FUCKING STUPID.

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Flarp: @1861 BAH-BAH-BUMP!

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Anonymous: Most people on the planete are dumb as fuck...

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Jesus: Because Christians breed like rabbits, and the pope, annnd there was that thing called Aids my dad sent to kill all the gays and niggers and nonbelievers

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ThatOneDude: "I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. " C.S. Lewis

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Leat: Because they are weak and need something to believe in, in the harder times, but we, we are superior. HEIL HITLER 卐

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Anonymous: christians: if a retard can count to potato why does god only allow you to count in numbers?

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Anonymous: Christian retarded troll

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GMS: cos they are gaye!

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Anonymous: I'm glad to see people standing up to this kind of religious BS finally.

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Anonymous: xtianiuty is a JEW religion and all xtians are idiots with NO free thinking ability!

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Intyze: Why do so many people commit suicide? ANSWER ME THAT!

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Anonymous: HEY Lol at you faggots that keep arguing about this. No real christian posted it, it's here just to weed out you faggots wh argue and don't get the joke.

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tomas: they don't beleive it, they just yap about it - you follow Jesus and you kill?

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Flarp: Stupid people are allowed to exists as slaves

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Anonymous: Hey christfags, if your god really does exist why does he let people practice other religions that (according to you) are absolutely false nonsense? Clearly your invisible friend that you talk to is real and theirs is fake, they should feel stupid cuz they are not at all like you -_-

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Munster: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...

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Anonymous: what is this i dont even

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Greeft: Because the brass basket contains some AAA batteries that have just under half their capacity left and will be used in a 4 in one universal remote control that will turn on a 60 inch Panasonic full 1080p plasma screen showing Shrek the Third on 3D blu-ray about five minutes before the credits roll.

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Lickathesplit: For the last time.. the universe is a conscious collective of particles, they communicate 360 degrees-sphericly with eachother, and think up the things you think you yhink up, a "SOUL" simply doesn't excist.. value of a god ??????

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Lickathesplit: No 'soul', no soul maker, no heaven/hell, no good/bad.onlu the evolutionairy rules of the universe aply..right/wrong which is corrected by small mutations in the construction of a species/ ergo..shifting energy lanes of atoms-molecules by changed frequency's !!!

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Greeft: Rubber soul was the essential bicycle by the Miami Dolphins, who went on to walk with dinosaurs in an old peoples home just outside Cleethorpes at 16.37 on an overcast and drizzling afternoon one February a few years ago.

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Lickathesplit: Frequency's, before some dumbass askes about it, are send out in large numbers by this planet, it controles in some way it's own regime what some call 'Nature'. If you talk about a god, there is your one of billions small sized sphericled massed gods..

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Greeft: 87MHz is a frequency that frequently earns extra bonus points at contract bridge tournaments in Alaska where couples play in their North, South, East and West positions and eating green M&M's while drinking small glasses of fine 30 year old Scottish single malt.

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Munster: Greeft... are you Jesus?...

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Anonymous: because people are sheep...

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Munster: Because people are cheap...

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Greeft: No, Jesus was a guy that lived long ago and wore Nike Air Jerusalem sandals; he was a carpenter and used to sing Close To You and Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft to anybody who would listen while doing the soft shoe shuffle and chewing on a stick of celery that had been dipped in humous.

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Anonymous: Because people are brought up believing, like the tooth fairy or santa claus except some people have brains

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PDoughbear: Because 99.9% of religious people are spineless morons with an IQ below the moron level so therefore tend to be gullible enough to belive this drivel.

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MAELSTHUR: bc your family, friends, and most of people born with that religion without opcion to choice , as an imposition made by primitive people, which has lasted for centuries, making you think about imaginary friends with magic powers, based on stories without context, and devoid of content and real literal, which In association.

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Lickathesplit: Hahaha, that Greeved guy makes me laugh despite of myself, i think i'm going to add a LIKE on his profile, he repeatedly made me think twice about the shit i write down here and doubt myself, that's the power to convince by humor y'all..

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arpfat: 8413 Christianity is based on free will. You need to understand what that means--you're mucking something you don't understand. or maybe the philosophy is too sophisticated for atheists?

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Anonymous: because more people are apparently illiterate and make sentences like "why does more people".. so an actual science book is way above their children book reading lvl

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Anonymous: easy:D its like politics:d the leading party doesnt make always a good job .... only becaus they got more votes

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Greeft: Free Will was a story about a little boy who befriended a killer penguin and tried in vein to inject himself with heroines like Lara Croft or Maria from the Sound of Music who, incidentally, also dressed like a penguin.

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Aurora: Many people are just really Gullible

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Anonymous: Yes! Focus on the christians as the muzzies take over! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Anonymous: Something that can be defended without tangible justification, can also be dismissed without tangible justification. Nuff said.

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JewFag

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Anonymous: Because Christians have spent more time throughout history brainwashing and converting people more than any other religion... PERIOD.

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GridLocK: it's the easy way out, instead of looking for truth yourself

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Anonymous: if there is a god why cry when ppl die. they have gone to god?

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Anonymous: Because people moronically buy into brain dead arguments.

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Doyousmell: in the name of the 4 chan, and of the moot, and of the holy troll... amen

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Anonymous: all religions are cults, thats why they have comandment that you have to abide by, or else you are punished. just like a cult

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Jesus: My children, if you truly want to be closer to me go out into the world and put yourself into dangerous situations so that you pass unto heaven only by accident, a mere unfortunate coincidence and not by suicide. If you truly love me then go forth into the world and do this so that we may be together.

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Anonymous: people just don't accept the fact there is nothing after death

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GridLocK: ^ saying there is nothing after death, is the same as those who say there is something, paradox eh?

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Anonymous: true. it's good people have something to work for. but i personally don't believe in anything

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Anonymous: ^^in other wordds it's just what u believe in

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Anonymous: atheists are pussies

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tokunbo: it's american therefore cannot be understood

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Anonymous: PT Barnum was wrong... You CAN fool all of the people all of the time.

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Chrijz: Because many other religions are disgusting, especially judaism, "Christmas versus Hanukkah Peace and Love vs War and Hate ": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJzv0rRtS4

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Anonymous: I thought Jesus really did exsist, just not as cool as bros say?

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw

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Lickathesplit: and no. christianity was not based on free will !!! It was established as an act of defiance against the Roman dictatorship and their enforced upon gods. That jesus fella would be regarded as the victim of sunburn, sunstroke, overheated brain, dehydration and severe solation by any psychologist/psychiatrist today !! Same as mozes would !

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Anonymous: Idiots are the majority

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Anonymous: people believe what other people saying mostly

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Anonymous: ppl are sheep EOS.. One leads many follow EOS

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Anonymous: Because the human species is a bunch of morons who follow the leader everywhere. When you ask a christian "if they all jumped off of a bridge, would you", the inevitable answer is...they already have!

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MrPerspective

Second biggest religion, in numbers (and on THIS planet ;-), is islam (or so they say). Why? Second closest doctrin to the One Truth? Or merciless konquest, forced conversion, and appealing to the lowest instincts of men by approving of polygamy and prepubescent marriage starting age 9? Oy vey. And it happens to be most spreading in the mostest uneducatedest parts of Africa. "No relation".

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Anonymous: Eat shit! Millions of flies can't be mistaken!

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Anonymous: Because it gives people hope.

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precious: are there more retarded people or more smart people ?

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Anonymous: Guess what guys? I think we should eat and worship shit!

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MAELSTHUR: this is only troll spam to me

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Anonymous: Um, I think more people believe in the Koran than the bible...

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tokunbo: errr, not really sure of your knowledge of English, but I will hold it against you

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Anonymous: * Why do * As in why do Christians act smart when they can't even spell ?

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Anonymous: because back in the day no idea when but they used to kill you if you didnt believe in the same thing so yeah way to go christans for killing people sins are bad for you yet you do them more then anyone else

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Anonymous: because you were brought up in a society that places you in a public school system that secretly brainwashes you and you don't have the common sense to realize this all just happend by chance retards new planets are being formed and new life is being spawned on another planed Religious fags

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Anonymous: THEY are sheep

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Canucklehead: There are more muslims in the world than ALL other religions combined. AND they live next door to you.

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Anonymous: all those religions are kinda dumb.. and muslims today grown up are just fucking reatarded executing u whit ak47 for stealing a bread and they break their own law.. of not killing and stuff fuck u

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Anonymous: why DOES they believe it. I doesn't know. Does you?

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MrPerspective: ^^^ Incorrect, 2190. If it were so, they'd already be bragging about it (at least the most extremist of them), just like the swarming flies proudly hoppity-hopping on the wolf's back. Besides, it's official : NO religion outnumbers all the others, and none can. Not with so many Chinese and Hindus out there. At best, it would be a RELATIVE majority. So much for a religion holding the One Truth. :-P

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Fox: Because more people are scared of mortality when they're around Christians than when they're around other religions?

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Anonymous: Koran is still way behind Bible, actually it's a jr. version of it. But whatever you choose, time to level up on the spiritual side, intelligence only gets you so far. Shit, try Wicca, Pagan, Indian mystic flying, lots of ways! And read Robert Anton Wilson, that'll open your mind.

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OFWGKTA -I-: it's called brainwashing 101

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Anonymous: Thanks to Spain and England.

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MAELSTHUR: is a good way to say.... u suck troll OP

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MrPerspective: What fundamentalist islamic doctrin is all about: "The Taqiyya. When you're in an inferiority position, play meek, gentle, friendly. When you're stronger than they are, force islam on everyone." Religion-mandated lying for any strictly obedient (fundamentalist) muslim. Read and learn: http://www.meforum.org/2538/taqiyya-islam-rules-of-war

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MrPerspective: While I'm at it, let's howl with laughter at this OFFICIAL STRICT INTERPRETATION by top scholars of Koranic law: http://open.salon.com/blog/twodaymag/2010/06/07/women_forced_to_breastfeed_adult _men_in_saudi_arabia?om_rid=CgDdKY&om_mid=_BMDp45B8LKU5JL& Interesting religion...

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Anonymous: seeing as how they did a study and more people are atheist now, fairy tales are stupid. stfu christfag. get a fucking life you stupif piece of shit

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MrPerspective: ^ Good advice. A fucking life is a life of pleasures is a good life.

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Canucklehead: Because people who need a god are weak and the world is full of weak people.

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MrPerspective: ^ Oh my God, say it isn't so!!! (eek!)

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MrPerspective

Now I'm scared shitless.

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rawrarwrawrawrawr: Because they are necrophiles and praise a dead person.

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Deputy Derp: Because it is an easy way to part the gullible with the... Well, other group of wierdos and misfits, but they aren't completely retarded.

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Greeft: Gullubles are a kind of seabird that like to eat chips and shit green poops of pure refined carbohydrate, which i

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vengance: and why can you not user proper grammar? it's: "do" not: "does"

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secretvictoria: because people need a reason to live, function, and "make their own good decisions" it's too hard for some people to have their own opinions and to find meaning in life themselves, so they turn to something that's clearly ridiculous, but makes more sense than their brain can muster.

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MAELSTHUR: ^ winrar and absolutely agreed

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nicaris12: people are retards we are the only spices to try and commit genocide on other branches of our spices

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vengance: because like hitler said if you tell a big enough lie repeatedly then all weak-minded people will believe it, but I would like to take a moment to quote Voltaire "Only sheep need a sheperd" , and if you don't understand then try religion, I hear they've made a version of the bible for retards now so you too can become religious!

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Anonymous: Science has no enemy, but the ignorant

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Captngeetch: Bad grammer=argumentive fail

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MrPerspective: ^^^ Voltaire was an epic anticlerical believer. He knew and said that clergies are SO fucked up.

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danielsimba: boxxy cried for yo sins nigga !!!! shame on you

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been there bangin': i think you need to count your beleivers again. Noone, I mean no one of your so-called rapturists have left the planet, so hey God Guy - why do religious people lie and think they know everything where it's proven over AND OVER again that you're wrong?> I submit that you're just too plain stupid to know the difference.

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Anonymous: Just because a majority thinks something is true, doesn't necessarily make it true.

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Froggy Wentacourtn: I think we need a recount ! NOT TRUE

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Anonymous: " why do "

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Anonymous: muslim is the most common religion, and thats why there isnt a single true fact in that sentence

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Lickathesplit: Seriously dude, i don't computer your english

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MrPerspective: Take *ANY* given religion, there are far more NON-BELIEVERS in it than the opposite. Where's your Jupiter NOW, oh ignoramus maximus? }:-) Boo-ya.

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Anonymous: Engrish win!

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Anonymous: Which Brand of Xtianity? Catholic or Protestant?

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m4k3k3: with that kind of rationalization, anyone has a bright future

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BnSneky: because they are all fuckin dumb-asses

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Korzo: Appeal to popularity fallacy... the number of people that believe a thing has no effect on the validity of that thing.

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kirbylore: 7534 made me lol

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The Original Spoon: One simple question: Why does more?

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The Original Spoon: Make that: Why does more spices?

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iprobablyhateyou: the7rafe7... you are a dumbfuck

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Anonymous: I believe in raptors watching the tour the france :-D "Velo-see-Raptors" they're called ;-)

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Anonymous: what is a raptor jesus?

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Anonymous

^ newfag

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Anonymous: i believe there was once a raptor whose name was raptor jesus, but i do not believe he gave himself for anyone except for the tyrannosaurus who eated him

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Anonymous: I belive in holy Santa, does that make me a theist?

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the7rafe7: ^ lolol what is a theist?

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Greeft: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!

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Anonymous: OP: Do you believe in spelling?

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FreeBirdMarine: tori spelling? :O lol

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Cod3Honor: are u tatd? raptor jesus? jesus does not exist the raptor too

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the7rafe7: i am not a tator

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AshPerty: was raptor jesus a nigger?

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Lickathesplit: Ignorant troll tries to troll ITT ...

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Anonymous: the terrible truth about the religious is they like to pull "facts" straight out of their ass

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cheesecake: 90% of convicts used to be christion - then they got knowledge

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iprobablyhateyou: good thing im agnostic then

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Anonymous: I smell another Troll...

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Anonymous: Oh please.... thats all I have to say!!!!!!

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Warg: Pfah!! Yahweh is an evil Reptilian space alien and Jesus is his genetic hybrid propaganda machine!\

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TwoFaced

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Anonymous: Atheists worship Satan!? lol. What a dumbass, xians are too stupid to hold a coherent idea for more than a minute.

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RKB: <--- Some of those was stupid. If they are atheist, then just like they don't believe in God, also means that they don't believe in Satan either.

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Sasi: Buy a brain!

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Anonymous: wow i didnt know fucking morions could stack shit that high

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cybersinner: 1460 - Win!

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Anonymous: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHA

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Anonymous: What is an athiest? Do not figure in my dictionary...

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the7rafe7: all that stuff is bullshit OP is trolling

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Grave: dude, an atheist wrote it. it's funny. don't be a trollbate.

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dvice: Thi Tirreble Trith Aboit Athiests. Fock uff.

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Grave: oh comeon this is funny XD

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Kinslayer: This is absolutely retarded... Heck, even satanist don't worship satan, but Athiests do? lmao

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Anonymous: We may not believe in god, but at least we can spell Atheist

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Anonymous: What is an athiest?

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Grave: ^a guy who believe in god

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Anonymous: 83% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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Moongrim: Atheists also know how to S-P-E-L-L. So much for homeschooling!

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Anonymous: i prey to whatever no judeo christians deitys may actually exist that whoever wrote this is struck sterile and or has thier vagina ripped out depending on sex casue the fail in that made my brain hurt for a solid 10 minutes

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Grave: ^so... god doesn't exist, right?

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cybersinner: An athiest has to acknowledge a God before he can deny the existance of it, so the definition of the word is invalid.

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Anonymous: 38% of on-the-spot statistics are made up!

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Mathematician: And I have to acknowledge that 2 + 2 = 5 before I deny this?

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kosty88: i Lol'd when I read that atheism caused more wars XD... and they should know that 100% nazis are Christian XD

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Kira: I'm a Christian...and whoever posted this is retarded. WWII + hatred of Jews = 6,000,000 dead Jews. 9/11 + hatred of freedome = twin towers destroyed. WWIII + incompetent christians = the rapture.

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Lawl: I forgot that not believing in the existence of a 'god' naturally makes you a believer of something relating to god...that makes sense.

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cybersinner: Kira, nice to see that there is still someone on chan who is a simple follower of the mass media. Muslims do not hate freedom, they hate christians, the american government promotes the country as a christian nation (thereby descriminating against the minority religious and non-religious in the country). They hate American policies, womens rights and limiting the marraigable age of a girl.

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cybersinner: As for the Holocaust, I was once like you and believed mindlessly in the Victor's version of events surrouonding World War II. Much of the evidence concerning 6.000.000 Jews seems to have serious flaws and downright artificial images that were altered to make the officers and soldiers doing the killing appear to be nazi. In the original images that have been found, the soldiers are in fact Russian

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Nukubu: Cybersinner, who cares about who fucking killed those kikes, they´re DEAD that´s all that matters hahahahaHAHAHA

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Anonymous: 1) "Athiests worxhip Satan" -> NO ! You stupid idiot : they worship nothing...

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Anonymous: 2) "abortion ... recently born children" -> it's an oxymoron

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Flarp: I believe this image, or rather presentation, is actually an ignorance detection system. Just a thought: Religions usually require faith. Attempting to argue religion with facts actually undermines the point that the zealots are trying to make. lol. Silly!

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Anonymous: Isn't Thomas Edison, Ben Franklin, and Albert Einstein all athiests? I'm not Athiest I'm just saying

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Anonymous: atheists started more wars than religous fags? riiiiiiight!

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KIRA: RAape should be legal...sorta obvious...but that's anything to do with atheism!

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Anonymous: I don't typically post when it comes to religion, but thank you @ Zbloh

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cok: ATHEISM IS THE BELIEF OF WORSHIPIN DEM DEVILS ID KNOW IMA CHRISTIAN

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cok: most of the wars ever fought have been caused by atheism.NOT RELIGION ok wtf first, atheism is a religion, and second no its actually the complete opposite

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Raptor Jesus: HEY ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO THINK FOR YOURSELF? BECOME A RELIGIOUS FREAK!

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Anonymous: Ok, I'm Christian myself..(hate me, whatever), and that's bullshit. Oh, your an athiest? Well apparently you WORSHIP SATAN.

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Anonymous: ahaha! stupid christian caveman! why sould everyone worship something?

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Anonymous: i would worship my girlfriend s pussy

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Anonymous: THIS IS BULLSHIT. an abortion is not killing an "unborn child" it's killing something about the size of a grain of rice. Abortion is illegal after the third trimester.

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Anonymous: Why are the christians worried about the atheist? It's us Satanist they should be worried about. We dont believe in the faggot GOD and we hate them so much we worship ideals that are opposite and give them the name "satan" to scare the pussys. Feed off the fear.

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Bansheeflyer: Fail on an unbelieveable level. Atheists don't worship the devil. Athiests may have started more wars, but the worst involved Jews and other religions. I know plenty of religious people that believe in abortion. People don't abort just for the thrill of it, dumbshit. They abort because they made a mistake (underage sex, no money, whatever).

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Limerick: Aaand troll.

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Anonymous: and this is why christians hate fundamentalists

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cork: well I'm convinced now... which god should I believe in though? hmm..

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Anonymous: Can someone say..."Projecting" ?

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Anonymous: Shut the fuck up, mongoloid!

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Limerick: Do you even know the meaning of that word?

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Anonymous: And I claim that 37.5% of all Christians are in league with the devil. What do you know? An unsupported claim making the other side look bad!

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Leashedhate: You mean 'Atheists'? You troll fuck?

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Anonymous: firs of all what the hell do devil worshipers have to do with atheists and second of all religion has caused the biggest wars

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Anonymous: I personally think that this is fake, in order to make Christians look bad. That tends to be a general theme here on 4Chan. Why can't we all just stop hating on each other and get along? There are idiot Atheists and there are idiot Christians as well. I know this is 4Chan, but in real life, stop judging those who are Atheists/Christians/whatever religion and get to know them as people. We

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Anonymous: We are all in the same boat in this life, so why don't we share it, and make it more comfortable.

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Lickathesplit: It's true, i've done drugs, been in prison, want to legalise murder on religious people, drugs and rape should be exterminated, pro woman choise, and if i don't believe in god, i don't believe in a devil, dumbass..!!

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Greeft: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is the funniest trolling I've read in ages. Oh and "soul" in the last line should be "sole" as in lone or only lol.

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Greeft: 90% of Christian religious leaders are gay paedo little boy kiddie fiddlers!

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Lickathesplit: CS : atheism means ; the absence of a believe in god, god and devil are the lies you scare your children with about their soul going to heaven or hell, i don't believe in a soul also, you shouldn't either, ever seriously thought of the implacations of 'a soul in heaven/hell ? wich part burns in hell ?, wich part feels ? (without nervsystem that is a safety system for a body not to get harmed)

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Anonymous: This is so retarded I can't help but laugh!

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Phadrus: Not so big on murder. Rape is fine, as long as I'm the one being raped.

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Nucleation!: So if the terrorists are devil worshipers, how the fuck did you find that out?

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Greeft: The devil worshippers like to have tea parties in Northolt on Thursday afternoons, where all sorts of drugs and games of Twister are played naked and covered in goose fat sucked from the finest fat white geese imported from Kabul.

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Phadrus: How did you know?

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Anonymous: come on, no one is that stupid. this is just a joke so half of you should calm down. the other half, keep laughing

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Anonymous: Bearing in mind, the belief is that Religion was created to control the masses, these numbers are awfully specific such as 76% of atheists are communists and 38% of terrorist attacks were commited by 'devil worshippers' (lol) that it makes me think someone made it up for all religion fanatics to have some 'scientifically correct' material on atheists... And the fact that this picture is hilarious

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PDoughbear: Once again, if this religious whore monger actually really belived in his own drivel, they would not give a shit what the atheists think. Trying to convince him/herself by posting this fake drivel!

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MAELSTHUR: fake post

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Anonymous: someone please delete this, the deceit hurts my eyes!

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Anonymous: ooh yeah, sure, alle Atheist are the pure EVIL!!! xD hahahaha^^

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Anonymous: these people really do just say random things and pass them off as fact. i guess they know a true christian would never look this up and find out for themselves. they got me on one thing though, i am a communist

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crazyassmofo: Fuck urself to happiness u christ-troll-fag

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Anonymous: Terrible truth about Christians who shove their shit down your throat is...wait what isn't a problem with them?

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Spectre: first of all, it's ATHEISTS* and second of all wtf is this made up load of crap? TITS OR GTFO! NEEEEXT!

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rock: no god is real, he just isnt a christian....and he already sent you the only message youll ever need..sort your shit out

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Anonymous: how is the last one bad? baby muder for fun? it's awwwwright.

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Anonymous: excuse me, this is incorrect. It should read "for the SOLE purpose." Thank you.

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Anonymous: Oh, c'mon. You can troll better than THAT, can't you? *yawn*

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Anonymous: I'm a satanist, and I find this shit offensive.

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Anonymous: Ok first, Atheism is not believing in any religon, at all. Period. You wouldn't be an athiest if you believed in the devil, Satan.. Pffff, fooool

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Anonymous: I AM ATHEIST AND YES IT HAS TRUE

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Canucklehead: you spelled it wrong,, it's sole in this context, asshole.

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Anonymous: Satan, the evil hell god???? LOLOLOLOL!! Who wrote this shit, an 11 year old??

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BnSneky: i have to call bullshit on this one

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Anonymous: CONTRADICEPTION

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Anonymous: Must have been posted by a troll. No one is really stupid enough to believe this bullshit. Aaah! What am I saying... we're talking about christians, so anything is possible.

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Anonymous: no this is a troll all the way noone this stupid could get online

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MarkosT: I 2nd that bullshit, BnSneky!

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Furore23: Every single comment so far has been nothing but abject trollery.

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MarkosT: hurrah for "abject"

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Top Gear: How can I worship the devil if I don't believe in, or worship, any god?

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MarkosT: ^because otherwise you'll go blind if your fap too much

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the original spoon: 'Satan, the evil Hell god' is sooo going to be the name of my new band

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honghavok: YYYYYYYYYYESS!!!

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Anonymous: athiests are the easiest religion to troll

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Anonymous: ^They are if like you they call athiesim a religion...

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Canit: ^lulz

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Lickathesplit: Religion = the death of common sence..

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Hughbie: farrk.I can' be arsed reading the above shite....religonfags claim moral victory in nothing..a non event that they keep making up to try and prove they are right about something....whereas Atheists just get on with life. Srsly, religious fags...go eat whatever book you whack off to...shit it out, spread it out, smell it, look at it....and what do you see? Shit. Pure shit. And that what you follow.

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Hughbie

take heed religo faggots...finger up bumhole please (just like how your priest does it) and GTFO you clowns....or just quieten the fuck down you noisy cunts...

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Greeft: The terrible truth about trolls. - They live under bridges and give untold shit to any billy goats gruff wanting to cross!

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Anonymous: what wars have atheism caused?

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Actual Hairstyle: "Think I'll put me some friendly lil trees over here. Som'like'at."

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Limerick

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Captngeetch: ^ lol...Bob Ross ruled....he ruled !

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Lickathesplit: Bob Ross is god !!!

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Coolindian: then who the hell created man! >.<

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Lickathesplit: ^Self emerged ! big expansion, stars form creating elements up to helium, giant stars create elements up to iron, all shit fuses, mutates, life came to be, super novas create black holes, black holes will fuse, suck up all matter, pushing inwards until by pressure a critical point is reached, the only option is outwards expansion ..Circle achieved, no beginning, no ending, no god observed..

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MrPerspective: Man created the delusion of his being so fucking special. "Onga-monga, Me smart!"

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MrPerspective: Actually, creating God took much more than that. First, you needed language, for the whole concept of a Holy Name to exist. Then, animalistic automatic panic towards the unknown VERY slowly "evolved" into animism, magical thinking, amulets, Percy Jackson style mythology, then finally the biggest practical joke of all times : one God of ultimate Good in whose name to commit the worstest crimes.

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Resident Anon Flamer: ^ tl;dr STFU & GTFO

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BnSneky: i knew it...

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Anonymous: smerk

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hecramsey: Keep your dogma to yourself. HAHAHAHAHAAH

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Anonymous: WIN. ATHEISM FOREVER.

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Anonymous: Dogs are cool because they can be trained to raep

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Moongrim: I was tricked, but I still don't like to have sex with a dog, dachshund or not.

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Anonymous: MEEEEEOW!

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Anonymous: Dog Vagina is like fucking god in the eye.

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Furore23

Puppies! Yay!

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Anonymous: Who's sho ? you niece?? lol

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defeat: "Yes I am, and a damned good one." <---win <3

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Anonymous: Well done godfg.

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darkstan: LOL. You can't argue with puppies.

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Furore23: ^ Actually you can, but their argument inevitably comes down to licking your face, tripping over, and maybe yapping a bit. So, you lose.

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Amaranth: What about your niece? I'm sure she

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OCCAM'S RAZOR - Of two equivalent theories or explainations, all other things being equal,the simpler one is to be preferred.

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Anonymous: "Simpler one"? The last time I checked, Atheists actually try and figure out how everything was made. Thousands of years of work is definitely the "easy way out."

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Grave: Simpler? I think that claiming that a magic space daddy created everything is much more simpler then studying the Big Band and Evolution theories. CHECKMATE.

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Anonymous: Well... Benny Goodman was the best at "Big Band" theory. But Darwin was smoking crack when he came up with his theories!

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Anonymous: The more simple explanation? ok, on one side we have an infinity of testable options. On the other hand we have that infinity and ADD to it an infinitely powerful, all knowing, sentient, and completely untestable sky pimp. Checkmate. Now go away.

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Furore23: ^ Logic win. /argument.

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Anonymous: "Sky pimp" < LOL, WIN

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Anonymous: Simple means uncomplicated not easy retards lrn2dictionnaire

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Athiests - if God doesn't exist - there's no heaven nor hell

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Greeft: HAHAHAHAHAHA theologic is just so fucked HAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous: Ever heard of social consciousness? Dumbfuck....

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Anonymous: turn it around... are you actually saying that you are only good because you think you will get rewarded? that's pretty cold, dude

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Grave: so the only thing keepin you from not raping your 4 years-old neighbor's daughter, is because an invisible space daddy will send you to hell if you'll do it? that's not moral, that's how you teach a dog.

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Anonymous: so what you're saying, is that you've got a problem, that's totally your problem, but you'd like to find a way to make that problem my problem, but here's the problem, it's not my problem.

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Anonymous: waisted space

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Wr104Gamma: With freedom from moral decree, comes the neccesity of developing what is called a social consciousness. We must balance the desires of our primal mind with the restraint of our logical mind, which says rape, murder, and torture are ethically and socially wrong. We know something is wrong becuase of itIf you don't understand this, try religion

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Wr104Gamma: Without the "fact" that the easter bunny was hovering in the sky, you would ACT OUT the thoughts of killing your mother and raping your dog? Your primal ape mind wants to rape and murder because it used to be required to continue life. In order to turn it off completely, bash your head into your keyboard and post a response

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the7rafe7: laws are imaginery, its up to the people to support and enforce them, the same applies with god.

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Jesus: ^derp

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Anonymous: The path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life and the fear of death and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge

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BigDaddyD: I agree with grave. Well said.

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Not So Anonymous: Justice is a human invention, in reality it's rarely achievable, but that wont stop people ruining lives demanding it

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WhiteShark: rape the dog? rob a bank? wtf are you serious? I can't believe religious fags could be so stupid...there's no need of god to understand that some things aren't good to do. Now gtfo and do your homework

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WhiteShark: Guys please don't feed the troll

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athiest: goto hell

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Moongrim: Then if there is a god and heaven and hell, then why do Christians do all that?

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XENU: because, thy can be forgiven. Guilt is an awesome tool for salvation

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so_what_if___: they contribute everything to god. even humanity. but its ironic that they become inhuman to those that dont believe. they would do great evil even. sometimes i wish there was a hell or im glad there is no heaven.

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Anonymous: we don't need to make up gods anymore to do what is right for humans. To this day, religion causes more hate than anything else.

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Mrnorco: its not ok to kill my mom but its ok to rape yours

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Panther: Zealots should be used for target practice.

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ForTheLulz: Fear and reward is the basis of all human actions. Most people don't break the law because they are afraid of going to prision. Most people go and get a job because of either the monetary reward or personal satisfaction of having one. Religious people fear God and understand there will be a reward at the end of their lives if they live a righteous and moral one.

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Punonymous: doing good is its own reward. one is not punished for their actions, but by their actions.

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Cogent: Just because there's no god doesn't mean you should be an asshole to everyone.

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rafael: My God, these backward Americans who still believe God is an old man in the sky. And they give them guns when they;re 18 and let them shoot Afghani wedding parties. Then they tell the whole world what to do.

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHHAHA! If Heaven and hell would exist then that means they are working together...but wait...Satan is the Enemy of God....so why would Satan would like to work with god?

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dxc: *facepalm*

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Anonymus: We are better persons than Christians are because we don't expect any reward for our acts

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Limerick: But then, how many acts do we perform that are deserving of reward? How many acts does anyone do?

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Anonymous: Aaaaaa! i hate fucking retarded retrdchristian fags!

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sandniggersdie: OP,there are good and bad,an reason to live etc, its just not based on godshit

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so_what_if___: without god there are stil ethics and humanity, but you religious people abandome that first when your faith is tested. we try to reason, you threaten and kill sooner then reason. believers say they are so good, but say there is no god they toss hell around like they own the place.

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Anonymous: I don't do evil because I know it's bad, you don't do evil because your afraid of hell. incidentally, in the christian religion, someone who follow the word of god because he's afraid of hell is damned.

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Anonymous: its called empathy u dont need god to have common sense

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Anonymous: Yeah you are right, you have alot more morality. you do things because an old book told you and you are scared of punishment. not because you belive in being a good person and helping others.

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Limerick: Morals are an evolutionary construct. Psychologists have taught it for years.

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Niklas: it's the polarity construct of morality that creates this fucked up world. Lets redefine the words Good and Bad to Good being that which is best for All and Bad that which doesnt take All Life in consideration as Equal

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E: Go fap ur bible, OP! I'll rob my back, B R B

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E: *Bank...... Yeah.. Bank

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Anonymous: This reminds me of Dying Fetus :D KILL YOUR MOTHER, RAPE YOUR DOG!!! \m/

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fingerofdoom: ^ \m/ DO IT FAGGOT

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jahalubiciacha: lol this is ridiculous... so if in the bible would be written that u dont u have to be good and u have to kill everyone u would do that...? ay? u dont have to be christian to be good...

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Anonymous: I'm agnostic. But being that it's still not morally right on a self and sub conscience level. So go fuck your god with 8 legs, or the one that glorifys genicide and homecide. Cunt

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Greeft: Agnostic is an anagram of coasting, think about that for a moment.

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Lickathesplit: Like most religious people you flipped the reallity of your own faith ! Please allow me to correct that..: God, heaven/hell, soul, universe, humans is the wrong order.. Universe, humans, soul, heaven/hell, god is the right order.. Now i take away that soul, where is your god now ? You should SERIOUSLY think about the ANATOMY OF YOUR SOUL, and when you find the courage, t.b.c.

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Greeft: Vatican City has the lowest age of consent in Europe, 12.

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Greeft: And it has the highest crime rate in the world.

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BlazinWeed: ^ why should i care?

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Greeft: ^Because your'e a god fearing nigger.

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Lickathesplit: think about the consequences of your thoughts. f.e. : Does it have mass, as in particles( important for the endurance of time/ eternity, as well as your aging in heaven/hell, & a flame in hell would pass through your soul without being stopped by mass ) does it have a nerve system like your body ( important for feeling pain & pleasure in heaven/hell ) t.b.c.

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Lickathesplit: does it have a brain, organs, do you need to take a shit in heaven, or does it have genitals for that matter ( 72 virgins, you need to poke 'm with something ) I CAN go on for quite a time sir, your speaking thoughtlessly of your god has consequences, own up to them or GTFO.. Oh, by the way, good & bad as you mean it, do NOT exist in the universe.

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xJESUSx666x: there is no heaven and no hell, but there are things known as morals and social ethics.

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BnSneky: ^ so rob a bank

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Limerick: Bats will starve those in their society who won't provide for others. Evolution, nigga. Evolution.

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Anonymous: There's a reason 12-step programs acknowledge a higher power. They mad in 3, 2, 1......

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Munster: There's just a big and deep hole on the ground for you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you too fucker...

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Anonymous: just because people have no belief in god does not mean people dont beleive in their morals. dumbshit.

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chrud: thanx for the permission, true believer!

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Զ: die please, cocksucker.

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Anonymous: no i would just blow off christians kneecaps, and steal their computers so they couldnt spread this faggotry anymore

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Lickathesplit: hahaha, lol'd, good one anon

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Anonymous: o_o Troll, or just stupid? I don't kill/rape because I don't like to hurt people. I don't need fear of punishment to not be a faggot

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Anonymous: hahahahahahaha

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Anonymous: You don't need to be a christian to understand the reason to do good.

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Anonymous: I raped my sister does that count?

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Penis Hugger: SIMPLE ANSWER: U JUST PROVED SHEEP SUCH AS URSELF NEED TO BELIEVE THERES A PUNISHMENT ELSE U WOULD DO THAT SHIT.

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Anonymous: these 'hey atheists' hey 'christians' threads all SUCK

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Penis Hugger: amirite

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precious: god is for weak minded, so they can put the blame on jesus shoulders and take some dick up the ass in the name of all forgiven

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Anonymous: hahhaa you go do all those thing and repent, then you will be forgiven, thats just fuckd up, be a good citizen and human being not because somebody(religion) tells you, do it for your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, etc...

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Anonymous: So why do you relgious nuts not rape women and murder people? The bible says you SHOULD do it. You take the non-believer's women for yourself, and kill those who do not believe. So, what's stoppin' ya?

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Moongrim: If the premise is true, then why do so many religious wackjobs do all that?

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DannDruff: I'm not a cat?

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bananaman: I prefer the term "post-theist" Mr. Cat

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pocket: Atheists believe that there is no god, so they are just as stupid as those who believe that there is one. Believe in nothing except your own ability to make rational informed decisions- otherwise you are an fucking retard

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Anonymous: ^I would think that if you make the rational and informed decision not to believe in something i.e. God, you have actually decided to believe in something and is thereby as stupid as those who chose the opposit? if you are somehow different, does this mean that you could someday imagine yourself making a rational informed decision to believe in God? or how does that work?

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Anonymous: I'm lost, you guys. I don't believe in God. And you're telling me that I'm just as dumb as those who do? What's the alternative? To not be against the idea of God? Well, no thank you. Then I prefer the strupidity of my own choice. At least nobody is telling me what to do or how to be.

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LR: I'm agnostic, and in my case it covers both sides of the argument.

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pocket: ^winRAR. You other retards need to do some research on what you think you believe. I doubt the existence of god, but only an idiot rules it out as a possibility. We do not possess enough information to decide either way.

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Anonymous: Im not sure if there is a invisible gnome living under my bed, but only an idiot rules it out as a possibility.

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pocket: ^ valid point.

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Anonymous: Things I realized were fake by the time I was 8 - Santa, The Easter Bunny, Dragons, Angels, Demons, Cartoons, Magicians, God, Time Machines, Witches, The Tooth Fairy. Nothing on this list can be disproved, but it is rediculous to assume any are real without tangible proof. No one of these is more redicoulous than the others.

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WR104Gamma: For all of you who don't believe in god, but admit the possibility of A God, no necessarily a creator god who is all-powerful and pays attention to us tiny humans, Be an Agnostic.. Just because Evolution is a fact, does not discount the possibility of god, just the possibility of the traditional understanding of the term.

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DutchGuy: but then again, i also want to fap.

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Warg: Umm... because the cosmos has an inherent spiritual element which cannot be ignored?

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TeaseMe: i am, mistress Sharpclaw

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Samps: Man made beer and made it well, but a higher power made pot.

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Anonymous: fuck religion "god" is a different story

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ImYourMomBIATCH: Warg: You dont know a shit of what your are talking about.. This ''inherent spiritual element

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ImYourMomBIATCH: is just a fucking feeling.. How can you base your conception of reality in something that doest tell a shit about the real world?

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Warg: I don't know... Atheists' perception of the world doesn't completely address or explain everything, whereas science is getting ever closer to addressing such things as Gods, the afterlife, magic, etc... I just see a universe full of adventure and possibility... I would rather beleive anything can happen than deny the existance of everything that can't be measured using our current scientific tools

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ImYourMomBIATCH: I think you have misunderstood the definition of 'atheism'. Atheism doesnt state that 'we know', but rather we dont believe in any God/gods or fairytales. Most atheists admit that there is a theoretic chans that the God/god and fairytales might be true, but we wont believe before some scientific facts show up..

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ImYourMomBIATCH: And sir, the scientific method is the only true way of explaining the reality of the world around us.. Rather you like it or not..

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Warg: So you're saying you don't jump to any conclusions as far as the nature of the cosmos goes? You beleive what "modern science" tells you, meaning the popular understanding of modern science, without witnessing such truths firsthand. How can you beleive such scientific "facts" without proving them to yourself?

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Warg: I accept the validity of your understanding of the cosmos, but you would deny that to anyone who has an equally reasonable understanding. Religion does hint at the existance of otherworldly beings. What is the difference if someone beleives in them as Gods, or imagines they might be highly advanced extraterrestrials. You cannot simply deny religion as having no basis in some truth...

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Anonymous: I am space cat.

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ImYourMomBIATCH: Well, how can i believe scientific facts without proving them to myself? That's an easy question. When I'm sick and go to the doctor i trust him/her that she/he has the right qualifications and follows the principles of the scientific method. I can't prove everything to myself, that's impossible but I trust people who do science because I see the results of what science has brought to humanity..

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ImYourMomBIATCH: I don't deny anybody anything. If you want to believe in a monster with horns, Poseidon or Abraham's God, that's fine for me, as long as it stays with you. The problem is when this beliefs become an organisation (->religion) and impose their -usually- immoral, unscientific beliefs on others.. That's my main reason for being against religions.

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Warg: Fine. Then I suppose we can agree to draw our own conclusions about the cosmos. I would not wish to impose my beleifs on anyone who has their own way of understanding the cosmos. There's nothing wrong with having your own set of beleifs as long as you have examined them thoroughly and they make logical sense to you. The harm comes from those who blindly follow a beleif and impose it on others who

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Warg: Have a valid, well thought out system of understanding the cosmos which they use for their own personal betterment and contemplation without forcing it on others. Religion, being a personal matter, should not be dictated by earthly authorities, the opinions of mass groups or so-called "infallible" scripture. It would be foolish to think my beleifs are a better choice for someone who is not me.

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Anonymous2.0: What?? Cartoons arnt real??

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Anonymous: I see a potential danger if it becomes ok to substitute actual knowledge with personal belief i.e. choosing between intelligent design and evolution because most beliefs are pure fantasy and should only be regarded as such... it is only knowledge that will bring us forward... we've already tried dark ages... they didn't work.

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Warg: The knowledge gained by science enlightens understanding of religion. The awe inspired by religion deepens the meaning of scientific knowledge.

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Anonymous: don't matter how much of evolution you believe to be real, doesn't disprove God.. does it

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Anonymous3.0: don't matter how much of evolution you believe to be real, doesn't disprove Gnomes... does it? ^Idiot^

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Anonymous: I'm a LOLCAT. WE BELIEVE...

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BnSneky: I believe

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Cunt81: Everything in the universe works out so perfectly, there must be a divine creator. Anyone who can look at the stars and the planets and come to the conclusion that there is no God is blind.

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Anonymous: Religion is for niggers and pakis

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pocket: @pocket a year ago: Shut the fuck up.

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Anonymous: i am! zomg zomg

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Atheists: If the big bang is true then why didn't our earth explode?

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phirephitr: if you understood reality you would be able to answer this question for yourself

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Anonymous: <- Lol epis fail! (No wonder this idiot belives in Santa and god)

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Anonymous: Actually, the bing bang is a theory. Nobody claims it is a certain and undeniable truth. But, to answer your question, there was no earth to destroy before the bang. To keep it simple, the earth and everything else is debris from the bang

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Anonymous: Christians amaze me with thier lack of common sense

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Anonymous: if they had common sense they wouldn't be a christian

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gmode: i am a Christian and you newfags obviously have no sense - common or otherwise

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Anonymous: anybody who believes anything for no good reason is a moron, and unfortunately all religions involve doing this.

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Anonymous: I LOLED SO MUCH

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Anonymous: some people make such stupid meme's

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KarmaPickles: If we get to use retards for meme than at least we can do is let them make memes. potato

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Anonymous: because the erth was form by peices of the big bang, thus it did not exist during it, duh

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phirephitr: hey christians why dont you explain the 2% difference between human and chimp DNA

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Anonymous: because ya motha was on the pill

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Anonymous: Everybody: Why is fuck?

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Anonymule: obvious troll is obvious. aimed at op btw

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lonerstoner45: YOU RETARD NEWFAG LOL!!!! ahhh, that was a good lol.

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CreepisKryp: AH HA! The earth in it's rawwest materials MIXED with the rest of the Universe's matter DID EXPLODE, THEEEENNNN it was reformed how we know it today.

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Anonymous: fuck you all. this is just a hologram.

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Anonymous: earth wasnt there before the big bang tard tards

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Anonymous: << This is the biggest EPIC FAIL i've ever seen. Bar non. ROTFLMFAO

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Anonymous: there are so many things to explain, and whenever u hear a bang do you always assume explosion, FFFFFUUUUUUUU

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Anonymous: TTTRRROOOOLL. if u are trolled u are fucking WestEuropeFag!!!

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Greeft: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages lol

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Warg: Any Christians who adhere to a LITERAL belief in their own creation myth rather than a METAPHORICAL or ALLEGORICAL understanding cannot function in a world where SCIENTIFIC THEORY is understood as MAN'S CURRENT AND BEST UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE.

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anarcacist: It's like God farted.

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angie: search for big bang in wikipedia then ask questions

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Greg: cause u r an idiot sir.

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Moongrim: It did, the earth moved for the Goddess.

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Anonymous: ASSHOLE!

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Anonymous: many christians understand that the big bang is simply our best theory yet and there is nothing in the bible that disproves it. the only problem is that the chances that it happend and everything afterward happend by chance with no (for lack of a better word) guidance seems very unlikely. so no were not all retards.

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Anonymous: also @Warg you are correct in a way and yet you are also wrong.

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TopGun: Cause Goku protected it of course! fuckin' freezer...

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Schldpdd: the earth is created by the big bang... dumbshit.

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andywho?: omg wtf? see this is why GOD is bad ... it makes people uneducated dumb shit

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Unsoundly: Wow. Good troll or really really fucking retarded

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Warg: @Anon3117, please elaborate.

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Anonymous: wtf? nobody was alive to witness nature or a wizard.

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Anonymous: Stupidity hurt brain!!!!

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Anonymous: The earth was formed in the same way as the sun, planets, stars. At first the earth was a hot glowing ball of white hot gases with a temperature that was millions of degrees Fahrenheit. This was caused by particles of gases being drawn together and compressed, giving off a lot of heat. This happened millions of years ago. Finally the earth cooled down. The ball of gas slowed down from spinning an

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Anonymous: the color changed from white to yellow to red to not giving off any light at all. The earth contracted, getting smaller and the gases changed to liquid as they cooled. Heavier materials drew to the center of the earth. The heavier liquid settled at the middle of the earth. As the earth cooled more, a solid crust formed over the over the liquid material. As the crust cooled, it got wrinkled and bu

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Anonymous: The earth was created AFTER the big bang. Fucking moron.

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Einstein: Zat is so true, my friend....

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Jessica: I got banged last night and I exploded everywhere. I even saw stars.

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Anonymous: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG you are not seriously that stupid?!? you clearly dont understand the big bang theory!

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rubberduckazilla: -1 for religionfags

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Jessica: Well, I am a stupid blonde. So would you please explain this BIG BANG to me. Is it something like a GANG BANG except alot bigger?

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rubberduckazilla: spot on jessica

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Anonymous: gravity

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Sasi: The Blessed Trinity take care of us. Oh, also Superman

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Anonymous: stupid OP... Earth formed after the big bang

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Anonymous: Because it's made of hard rock nigger!

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RobertPaulsin: ah the lost art

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Anonymous: how the earth was formed /b/ is a fail.

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Anonymous: I hate these stupid posts... they make all of us Christians look like total morons...

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Anonymous: christians are morons

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Anonymous: well to a creationist...earth exsisted prior to the big bang...so yeah...fail

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cok: hahaha fucking christians

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Bansheeflyer: Idiot Writer: Please post this after you pass the 3rd grade.

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Nickeh43: Wow, I think reading this made me lose brain cells, AND it wasted seconds of my life. FUCK you, whoever wrote this.

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Anonymous: Fail christfag is fail. THe big bang is what created the earth dumbfuck, it wasn't around when the big bang occurred.

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Anonymous: one word: TROLLL

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Anonymous: hey christians fuck all of you. you are all brain washed pieces of yank shit. STFU and get off 4chan i am sure your jesus is not to happy with your sick and polluted ass. get a mind of your own and stop being such dicky pricks.

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Anonymous: now you're just cheating

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Anonymous: You guys know the big bang theory was originally proposed by a catholic monk, right? Also the biblical creation is only impossible if A:Time is one dimensional (and we've proven it's not) and B: The 7 days of creation are consecutive (and it says that nowhere in the bible)

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Anonymous: You got me. I am a Christian now.

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Cogent: If God is real, then why is your life so empty that you pester people to make yourself feel better.

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Anonymous: why are christians such fucking ignorant idiots

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Anusnymus: because fat man lol'd when little boy was dropped from Enola Gay, u godfags

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Anonymous: hahaha classic christian stupidity

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Anonymous: Evolution is real. If Evolution is real a God would evolve. You can't believe in evolution without being a deist.

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Nickeh43: Well shit, that question made me think a lot. Guess I'll convert now. *snort*

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Leezus: Earth did'nt exist yet moron!

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BENDOWN: because chuck norris held the earth together

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Nickeh43: yes but who is phone?

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tokunbo: if you had some idea what you're talking about shit would'nt happen

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Anonymous: Christians: If God exists then why I don't care?

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jhenry922: big bang created hot dense cloud of ionized matter, matter cools after 10^7 years to form hydrogen, Hydrogen fuses to becomes heavy elements after 10^8 years, now there is solid material to form planets!! Earth didn't exist for anouther 10 billion years fools

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Joshwaaa: What he is trying to say is, as matter expanded as a result of the big bang, why haven't we expanded at the same rate as the universe surrounding us? If it were, earth would be able to easily hold the billions of mother fuckers that live packed in rooms like sardines.....

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Joshwaaa: u fools make me upset

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Bongochops: The Big Bang didn't happen. Just because the guy who said this spends his life dribbling in a wheelchair, doesn't mean you have to sympathy-believe him. God created Earth and trees and stuff, then he created tits(which he wanted to do first, but couldn't), then he created man, then he created kitchen, then he created woman to hang the tits on. It's not fucking rocket science

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Antiphon: @Bongochops I disagree. I thought god first made female ass, then vagina, then tits.

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Anonymous: Earth is shrapnel

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Anonymous: Why do we bother to learn and try to understand any of peoples religous shit if they dont bother to learn *anything* fact or science based outside of their own narrow views -_-

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jhenry922: Hawking didn't discover the BB, Hubble discovered red shift and that was the clue

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Anonymous: What a fucking moron.

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Anonymous: ^^^ yes, why do some people work so hard trying to understand the universe while a bunch of retards keep on trying to destroy everything with their shit from the cave age. just like some people on social help saying: "keep on working for us, dumbass, while we're having fun"

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Bongochops: @275102, yeh, but Hawking built the hubble in his shed. With his eyelids

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admackbar: holy shit you are stupid.... the big bang theory is supported by Christians, because it says there was a definite beginning... Steady State Theory and Cosmological Constant is supported by the atheists, NOT the big bang omfg you are stupid

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Greeft: Actually, jhenry922, Vesto Slipher discovered the existence of Doppler shift in the spectra of galaxies and Hubble used his Doppler measurements to show that the redshift increased with the distance of the galaxy thus proving the universe is expanding.

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Anonymous: Everybody knows the BigBang was all Ching-Chong IRL

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Stalker: Because it was too busy accreating, duh.

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Anonymous: because our earth didn't even exist when the big bang happend, fag

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been there bangin': Man made God in Man's image. END of this DUMBASSED story.

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw

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Lickathesplit: Guess your parents got their money worth by sending you to bible camp !!

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Lochcelious: People confuse the term theory with a scientific theory. To say something is "only a theory' is to debase it. A theory in said sense means it is a HYPOTHESIS. However, a SCIENTIFIC theory is tested, proven and true. For instance, the Theory of Evolution. We know evolution is real. The theory is WHY it occurs.

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MrPerspective: <---- :35612:

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Anonymous: If Fairy Tales are myths, then why are there so many trolls on c4c?

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MrPerspective: ^ ROTFL! Well spotted, brother Grimm!

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Anonymous: because that's the default state of humanity until someone convinces you of some ridiculous shit

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Anonymous: because I don't have imaginary friends :-(

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Anonymous: well said 8907

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beepb00p: God commanded it of me.

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Hughbie: spot on anon 8097....we all start out like that...then others fuck it up...or try to to. Thank fuck they failed on me.

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bananaman: I dropped acid

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Anonymous: Why dont you belive in santa?

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Anonymous: god defriended me

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Anonymous: I don't believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus, unicorns, or centaurs either. Ditto Zues, Hera, Aphrodite, et al. Obviously false mythology is still obviously false mythology, regardless of if it's ancient or current.

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Anonymous: ^don't believe in unicorns? you're going to hell.

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KarmaPickles: "An atheist has to know a lot more than I know. "I'm agnostic", Carl Sagan. Who am I to say there is NO God. I have no proof he doesn't exist. I do have proof he really sucks sometimes.

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Anonymous: ^i'm agnostic, as well. it doesn't matter what anyone believes or doesn't believe, as long as they don't try to push their crap on me.

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Acemon: Because God told me he didn't exist.

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iprobablyhateyou: because i went to catholic school my whole life... made the decision easy

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Anonymous: because you just told me i was and you wouldn't make things up

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c4caddict: because god doesnt exist

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J: ^^Yes SHE does

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anonymous: Because I can think for myself.

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CreepisKryp: Because...The sky is full of phantoms that should have gone to some Hell. Sleep tight, buttercup.

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Educated Atheist: Because I'm not ignorant to every single fact that contradicts a deity.

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leashedhate: I am an Atheist because I have a mind of my own.

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Anonymous: More of a skeptic than an atheist. I wouldn't go as far to say there is no God, after all, lets say you believe in God, but he doesn't exist ending result nothing happens. Don't believe and God exists, your fucked.

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Anonymous: wtf are you retarded.... the big bang was the start of everything, fucking earth wasnt there twat face

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veranet: because the idea of an invisible wizard in the sky is dumber than a chocolate-egg-laying bunny

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vomito: Why not?

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FuCkNuT: I require solid proof to believe in anything.

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Anonymous: dunno

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sqwrrl: Because Jesus was a nigger. Mamma always said, "Don't trust them niggers."

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Master Pokerlord: because i got better stuff to think in and to solve in my life rather than a stupid and ridiculous belief that suggests everything is fixing itself magically

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the7rafe7: Why are jesus dead?

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DropkickMurphy: for the lulz

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Anonemiss: Why is this a dumb question?

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angie: because god doesnt exist

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Anonymous: Humans are atheists by nature. Environment toys with our minds. IT'S A CONSPIRACEH

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boss: To the atheists. How do you explain being "alive"? What within you makes you ...you?

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Moongrim: Only Retards believe in a God.

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kinganonymous: ^ Exactly

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Evil Ed: I think, therefore I am an atheist.

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Anonymous: because, fuck you.

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Anonymous: ^ A+ best quote ever

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Greeft: Cos God's a CUNT!

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anarcacist: I have 5 senses. If God wants to talk he can try interacting with one of those.

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Anon: Just to piss you off

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Fatjesus85: Becuse you fuckers put me on the cross!!!!

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GhostNinja: no but i can believe that the Rajput can beat the Roman Centurion any day

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Anonymous: Occam's razor.

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GrYm: The definition of 'atheism' is clearly stated and it's not like asking 'Why do you believe in God ?' witch is subjective... thus the question is idiotic.

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Anonymous: ^^ means he don know

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Nevinryal: He never bothered to add me to his Facebook, meh fuck em.

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Anonymous: Because science has proven religion as false in many many ways.

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Anonymous: because God raped Mary! the bastard!

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Sasi: Because I use my brain.

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Aalfred666: Because jesus touched me when i was young...

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Remote-A-Troll: I think, therefore I am atheist

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Anonymous: in a mad world only the mad are sane ~ Akira Kurosawa

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Anonymous: I don't believe in atheism.

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Grave: Because god does not exist - problem solved.

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Hitman_47: ^^ atheism is not a religion

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KylleDK: Why not??

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cv0712d: Rhetorical question.

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Nukubu: Everybody is an atheist. But i and a lot of other smart people know we are.... religionfags still have to learn it...

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Moongrim: I grew up, that's why!

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the7rafe7: zbloh is antichrist.. zbloh wins

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Anonymous: Everytime i take shrooms... it makes me a believer that somethin is out ther...

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cybersinner: Because there is no God, Goddess or other mythological being.

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Limerick: I'm not but i'd like to profess that religion is a sad and unfortunate case of mass schizophrenia.

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pocket: blah blah blah nobody's gonna read your post here blah blah blah

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faggot: because i'm not a fag

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so_what_if___: religion explains reality through silly myths. science explains reality with facts. religion kills to perserve its dominant tyrani. the first thing a religions nut does when you go against him or her, they HISS LIKE SNAKES and threaten and try to dominate you. religion cant go to hell, it IS hell!

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Anonymous: Cause Jesus is a fag

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Jesus: ^Wow i agree^

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Anonymous: its called a brain. some ppl find it useful

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dmx: Do atheist really think of themselves as very smart and intelligent?

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dmx: No one can really force a person what and what not to believe, so i don't see what the big deal is, there is no reason to be defensive. You are responsible for choosing which side you belong. God accepts and honors that.

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hodenbengel: god farted in my mouth when i was six and asleep and then he raped me, disguised as my uncle Tom. he then sent an Angel, disguised as mom, to shit in my mouth and to tell me that god wants me to become roman-catholic.

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beepb00p: ^ funny

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Anonymous: Cuz i wanna GOSH

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Anonymous: Because I refuse to allow 'churches' to make me do what they want and pay them for it. When you're in church hoping you don't fart during a moment of silence, I'm sitting by the pool with beer.

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Anonymous: because the world is going to shits and "god" is either not real, or doing this to us for sum sick reason

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Anonymous: cuz they took my job

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Anonymous: Cause I saw that Christians (and most of the religious people) are stupid

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Anonymous: Because I'm not an idiot.

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thmen464: I'm not and will never be

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Anonymous: because GOD is an asshole

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Anonymous: Why not

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Anonymous: because there is no God..and if there is one, he/she/it doesn't give a f*ck about us..

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Anonymous: If you don't believe in god then don't call him an asshole

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Anonymous: ^ Santa isn't real either, and I can call him a nice guy for delivering presents. Just like that, god is a fucking asshole. And so are you for telling me what I can call a make-believe entity.

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sickfuck88: because god won't give my fucking $10 back

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Venator21: coz im smart

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the7rafe7: why am god the say i hell go?

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Anonymous: ^yes

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Anonymous: Because God no longer believes in me

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Anonymous: Most of the comments only assert either: 1. That God doesn't interact with us the way you expect him too... and/or 2. That you disagree with Religions (or more specifically with Christianity). I believe God exists, but that NONE of the so-called "Religions" have it quite right.

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Anonymous: Why do so many Athiests always equate "God" with "Christianity"? Belief in God doesn't equal Christianity, dumb fags!! Or any other Religion for that matter. Learn to separate the two!! The question isn't "Why aren't you a Christian?", it is "Why are you an Athiest?"

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Anonymous: ^ Because there is not even the slightest evidence to support such incoherent and absurd claim. Also, it would be nice for religious retards to remember that a fundamental principle of logic is that when one makes an assertion it is their sole responsibility to prove that the assertion is true. Whoever is hearing the proposition has no logical burden whatsoever.

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Antiphon: cause i aint into little boys.

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Anonymous: Because God doesn't exist.

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Anonymous: cause I'm not stupid enough to be conned for my whole life, waiting for heaven while I give up my power to the priest class.

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Anonymous: I'm not an atheist, I just don't believe in stupid shit like the easter bunny or jesus.

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Anonymous: place a loaded gun next to your ugly head and all of a sudden you believe in God you stupid shits

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God: People who believe in me are retarded. I wish I could do something but I only exist in the imagination of many.

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Atheist: I'm a motherfucking atheist

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pancake: god does not talk to me anymore... ;o(

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Anonymous: Cause I like the NFL, and Bacon and shitting on the lawn... In otherwords I have better things to do on Sundays.....

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Leat: Because religion is for faggots

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Anonymous: Dmx the religious have had thousands of years to ram this crap down our throats, and make horribly antisocial ideologies. now its our turn, you had your fun in the sun now shut up or we'll burn you at the stake for not not believing.

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Dmx: ^Communists have already proven that being an atheist doesn't give you any kind of advantage, political, economical, social, intellectual. So what's the advantage of becoming an atheist ZERO. So it is as you say, it's your turn to be zero.

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g-man: because god dont believe in me!

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YuLiekPicturz: thats why

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ImYourMomBIATCH: God sucked my cock, thats why im an atheist!

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Anonymous: because one of the most intelligent person in the world, stephen hawking, also came to the conclusion that god doesn't exists

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Anonymous: BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

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Anonymous: Because I can believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life forms waaay before I can accept the all seeing/knowing, white bearded, chillin-on-a-cloud-cushion, sky-wizard (or variation thereof, depending on your local affiliation)

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Anonymous: because my life sucks. i never got laid, i sound cool with it every time i explain here at c4c sophisticatedly why, and my dick is no more than 2 inches, im white btw.

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Anonymous: ^ Zombie Jesus loves you!

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Anonymous: ^ also, i let my wife get fucked by 5 black men at once then video tape it.

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failtrollisfail: because rorshach is always right

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Anonymous: ^^^^ beware! all losers become religious after a while...

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Jovi: ^^I loves the rorshach. "There's good, and there's evil and evil must be punished."

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Redrocco:

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george III: Because I was taught God is an old man in the sky

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Anonymous: its not like i will lose or gain anything from being atheist, might as well take the safe road and bet on the possibility that the big man in the sky is real

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Anonymous: because i'm stupid

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RebelAnonymous: my god is the real one, not the yours LOL

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ElCapitan: because the line is shorter to hell.... (who the fuck wants to wait in that line anyways)

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Flarp: Zbloh: That is fucking fantasticly classic. I'm not claiming to be this, or that, but that is just great! lol. lol.

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Anonymous: God knows!

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Anonymous: Yeah, that makes sense. Just because the catholics have it all screwed up, just turn your back on God altogether. Enjoy the void.

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Anonymous: if it's too hard for you, close your eyes and prey your god. for many, on the opposite it opens plenty of new perspectives

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Anonymous: Pray not prey.

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FLArp: Prey, pray, all depends on the God

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FLArp: And, you keep saying it wrong. Say it with me. De-ist. De-ist. Deist. See? That wasn't too hard, was it?

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George: YuLiekPicturz says it best.

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YuLiekPicturz: why, thanks

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whalebruiser: YuLiekPicturz's picture is part of it for me for sure.

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Anonymous: cos i dont beleive in ur bullshit, now fuck off

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Anonymous: Lack of proof does not deny a things existence. Cruelty and injustice is not proof that there is no God. Rather more likely it is evidence that we have misconceptions about what God is.

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Anonymous: ^ well said sir! :)

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Anonymous: because god's fictional.

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fLARP: Sorry George, YuLiekPicturz seems to have plagerized. The credit goes to Epicurus.

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fLARP: God has become an atheist. All he needs is a little pep talk.

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Anonymous: ^^^^^ go on searching if you have time to loose! 10000 years and still nothing! hahaha!

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Markonito: I'm not. I'm a disbelieving monotheist

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Anonymous: oznYDARbzbPGAovipH

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Ghostkey: Because I fucking can, that's why

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Alkarnur: << That whole bullshiting myself and bending over for psycopath ideologues from the 1st century CE just wasn't my thing.

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Anonymous: religion = suppression

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PeaceFromGer: because god is a fucking player. he got over 10 mrd childs!

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Greeft: I beg your pardon?

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Anonymous: atheists are pussies

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Greeft: Say that again?

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Greedjewtard: Because an old jewish rabbi sucked my penis when I was a baby: askmoses[DOT]com/en/article/569,2173973/Why-does-a-mohel-suck-the-blood-after-ci rcumcision.html

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Nickeh43: Because I have a brain and am capable of logical thought.

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Lickathesplit: Because after roughly 4.000 religions (read a book of world history) you fuckers still don't know what, who, and where you are, the why you leave to your god.. I am 40 and have a better understanding of what and why life is then your millions of years combined.. FFFFUUUUU suckers..!!

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Greeft: Evolution is a fact, the bible proves it!

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Anonymous: because I'm so stupid

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Munster: I'm not an atheist... i'm a munster...

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Father Dickenballs: Because if god were real, religion would not exist.

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Greeft: Because God made me that way and who are yout to argue with the will of God?

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Anonymous: because i could've done better

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Anonymous: I'm not.

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freemol: Atheists have more fun and DoG is not into parties!

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Phadrus: Because the won't let you on /b/ if you believe in stupid shit. Except Boxie.

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Munster: Because my penis will fall off if i believe in Jesus...

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ubernoob: because lord cthulhu demands it....

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Munster: Because i fuckin hate hippies...

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Flarp

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Lickathesplit: I am Atheist, therefor i am...

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Anonymous: Because I have a brain.

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Anonymous: I prefer to think for myself

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ilah: when i went to cath skool. i read the bible. random pg. jesus walks up hill, wants a feed. finds a fig tree wi no fruit. curses it to never again bear fruit. (only fruit for miles) nuff said

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Phadrus: Why are you so a fag?

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Munster: Because i've stop believing in imaginary friends a long time ago...

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anon: so they can bash other peoples beliefs and whine that other people believe there is a purpose to life!

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FLaRP: Why are you a cartoontheist?

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Phadrus: I.... have nothin.

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Anonymous: because only children have imaginary friends

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Anonymous: why do people in the midwest seem so religious?

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Anonymous: Because there is nothing in what to belive. Please, would you belive in a "Spirit" that you cant see and claims to have created you?? There is more chance to have been created from the ass of a freaking monkey than that thing you religius peeps call "God"

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Anonymous: If God exist, he is a pedo. I dont like Pedo's, so i dont like God.

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emcee: take a look at the bible. Spiderman is more believable

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rock: I do however believe in Santa.Is that philosphically inconsistent?God is a comedian,if you havent got a sense of humour you are already living in hell.

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???: Why are you an idiot?

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Aetherys: How can anyone believe in something for which there is no empirical evidence whatsoever? Belief without reason is a dangerous thing. Besides, if there is a god, fuck him. He failed. Look around. Who would worship the creator of this miserable fucking place?

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Anonymous: God doesn't believe in atheists. Therefore they don't exist.

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Englishwoman: Because If the Bible is the word of God, and they believe everything in the bible is true, they ACTUALLY believe a man lived inside a whale. Ergo atheist have more intelligence, we know thgat is a ridiculous concept.

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Anonymous: believe in invisible friends are stupid... many ppl in the past and acatully start a war for that stupid gods-friends

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Anonymous: Moses was fake, religious violence is true - I'm atheistic, how about you?

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Anonymous: i stopped beleiving in imaginary friends awhile ago:) . im sorry, i have nothing logical left to say to these people. they just wont listen

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Anonymous:

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jew: god exists. dont like it? fuck you!

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YuLiekPicturz: ^Deliver sollid proof i will an hero on cam for you

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Greeft: Religious people are always using the "prove my god doesn't exist" gambit. Well Jewfags, Christfags and Islamfags here's a challenge, you prove that any of the other gods DO NOT exist and I will use your method to prove that your god is an illusion too!

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Anonymous: the truth content of our theories, even the best of them, cannot be verified by scientific testing, but can only be falsified. Again, in this context the word 'falsified' does not refer to something being 'fake'; rather, that something can be (i.e., is capable of being) shown to be false by observation or experiment. Some things simply do not lend themselves to being shown to be false, and therefo

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Anonymous: ...re I cannot make the claim that it would be false that I have never sucked a cock.

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jaybyvan: I refuse to believe in a godthat created Niggers

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Greeft: Because it's an anagram of HATES IT! And God is the it I hates.

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Lickathesplit: 'Cause i love the smell of burned believers in the morning

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Anonymous: why can't you believe that if there's a god hes not some guy sitting on a cloud?

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Atheists: The Real Ghostbusters

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Anonymous: Amen.

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Anonymous: RAmen

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Bubble: RAPmen

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Anonymous: fags

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Bubble: thats not very nice

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Allah: Ah ha ha! You're a stupid ghost, Jesus! Only I am God.

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God: now now Allah, I know Jesus was a faggot but please be nice to him.

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Xenu: fuck both of you

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Hughbie: Fuck em all...twice...with a blunt stick.

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Pyro: blunt?

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Anonymous: No Allah, they are twin in apperance dumbasses

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Anonymous: holy shit another pastafarian! yeah!

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Anonymous: fail

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AGENTDORK: doNt you mean antCHRIST

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