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Jesus statue pole cross
Jesus statue pole cross jesus (215) , statue (69) , pole (12) , cross (26)

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Anonymous: LMAO1250467917123
Anonymous: shopped?1250472228128
Anonymous: ^^ who cares? It's hilarious! lol1250473510373
DutchGuy: he died to absolve our sins and to give us alternating current1250476990995
DutchGuy: or are those telephone lines? over here we bury our cables.1250480258193
Joker961: Jesus died for our FIOS...1250551744580
ThrillBilly: ^^^ lol1250556045771
Joker961: Thank you, thank you. I'm here till I find another job...1250557398106
Anonymous: XD1254804286956
Hughbie: Thats more like it...and stay up there ya useless prick.1254806511940
Anonymous: Jesus died for our FIOS(wires)... (porn video streaming) <- my case1255472478529
Hughbie: Ah, so he did have a use after all....Now where was that nun porn....1255472696295
zalzankavol: Jesus died for our.... wait a minute.....FAIL1255482508700
Anonymous: Urban Jesus1314808124381

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COME AT ME BRO
Thread jesus statue come at me thread (953) , jesus (215) , statue (69) , come at me (2)

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Anonymous: Jesus overlooking the murder capital of the world.1316120108501
Anonymous: oh yeah, and sex too.1316120133316
Anonymous: been there, shat on his head.1317063615786
Anonymous: people here actually fuck behind the christ. Strange1317435820484
XITS: i hear that ppl pee on the blarney stone :) Strangely, ppl "do-it" every-which-where1317483045115
BnSneky: we will1317485959705
MrPerspective: Ah came. Halleilujah, joy to the world, fap-fap-fap1337704925826
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Dance Jesus statue
Dance Jesus statue dance (95) , Jesus (215) , statue (69)

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Anonymaus: bet you cant name the movie this is from1315724049454
Anonymous: Caligula...1315724450719
Anonymaus: nope, but I'll just about bet you saw the movie1315725035719
AnotherAnon: What is the meaning of life?1315751780743
Anonymaus: ^nope a more serious film which in fact won 4 academy awards1315754865153
Anonymous: clockwork orange?1315764809994
Anonymous: Haters gonna hate!!!!!1315772478550
Greyhoundpaul: Do the Y.M.C.A!1315772714944
Anonymaus: ^^^ well done Anon I'm impressed. you either know your movies or can search like a ninja1315786048231
MrPerspective: ♪♪ "WE-WILL-WE-WILL-ROCK-YOU!" ♫1315858059190
Anon-e-miss: needz more bewbies1315858747273
Anonymous: Do the Safety Dance!1318087319628
The Original Spoon: And we can dance, what say?1318090517593
Anonymous: COCKwork orange1321478391755

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Cross hood march religion christian jesus
Cross hood march religion christian jesus cross (26) , hood (6) , march (6) , religion (350) , christian (39) , jesus (215)

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Tres: Losers1308924191985
Furore23: *donk*1308925235472
MrPerspective: Hooded niggas stole mah crosses.1308963514107
Anonymous: RIP Monty Python1308993880862
Anonymous: where the black women at?1309059007853
AZO: *bring ouut your dead*1309084554979
MrPerspective: Well, could be worse. It could be raining.1309226187238
Anonymous: cross country team practice1309229343342
MrPerspective: ^ LOL1309233368454
MrPerspective: I think this is the niggers' answer to KKK : black hoods, non-burning crosses, daylight gatherings... doing everything in opposite. Later, instead of killing some crackers, they're going to sex them tenderly.1309512381758
Twinchlian: Try to look at it as exercise with a strong spiritual component and then suddenly it's not that stupid anymore. These are fortified strong men and when the moslemfags start to act up their God will command them to smite the god damned infidels!!!1309526604891
Twinchlian: I once walked 1300 clicks in penance for being an asshole. Never mind all the amazing gifts that trip gave me - my strength at the end of it was unequaled by any mere 'civilian'. It still is.1309526863239
Lickathesplit: ^When you're talking to yourself, you sure like an intelligent converstation, but i'm guessing the same medical conditions from those characters in the bible applied to you ; Dehydration, Sunstroke, Hallucination combined with Isolation would make a guy talk like you and believe it !!1309531569961
froggywentacortn: Religion the leading cause of making stupid ventures seam like great Ideas ! "let fly a plane into a building to prove our love of our God is the correct one " ect.....1309540208580

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Cat gore jesus cross africa
Cat gore jesus cross africa cat (799) , gore (577) , jesus (215) , cross (26) , africa (179)

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Flarp: shitty1318857037518
Redrocco: fucking Haitians1318857352423
Captngeetch: Yeah...this one pissed me off too..someone should put them up on crosses1318857653514
AZO: In the beginning..was a shitbox1318857854618
Anonymous: Someone should teach them to be nice. Oh wait someone tried. And they crucified a cat in mocking of him. Tread carefully cat murderer. God likes to shake cat killers.1318857931129

RKB
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sms1982: Fucked1318865271240
MegaShit: Lollers... now do it with some bunnies1318866029275
Anonymous: fucking niggers, seriously.1318866075914
Anonymous: Romans used ropes not nails to mount thier criminals for execution.1318877124815
Anonymous: And thier crosses looked like capital T's not lower-cased t's.1318877182477
fiveby5: stupid haitians! don't they know that you have to hang the cat corpses from marionette strings so that the feline spirit can dance in the afterlife for a bountiful harvest? all this is doing is making mother gaia rigored and constipated. duh!!1318880297220
Bad Boy Bubby: God punishes these mother fuckers with AIDS so its all even in the end1318928346812
RubberG: I have Haitians a few houses down from me. They only live because its illegal for me to shoot them.1318936748387

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Jesus jackass
Jesus jackass jesus (215) , jackass (2)

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craz8bomber: hahaha!!! no words better1318173326947
zayl: loled1318653554864
MrSandyNigger: PFfAHAHAHAHA1318702488166
paraxdnb: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH1318807269119
Anonymous: lol'd1318823118759
Lickathesplit: Got his ass slapped good in that dungeon there, so that's where this fetish came from...1319024886431
Yeshua: Last time I was like a lamb. This time I shall be a lion.1319275296512
Shalaschaska: nice1337108121974
Anonymous: lol1337112023438
Anonymous: johnny knoxville is jesus?1337132394662
Anonymous: That's a scene from the Big Lebowski sequel1337140227292
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SPOILER: Jesus dies
Bible spoiler jesus bible (41) , spoiler (4) , jesus (215)

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BuggerChan: I thought it was "Jeebus."1252149602421
::::::::::::::::::::: ^^^ you thought wrong you fucking idiot1252216205203
Pyro: Leave Bugger alone...I thought it was Jeebus too1252217046969
Anonymous: *****Plot Spoiler***** Jesus only cast Feign Death1252218030446
Pyro: ^ Clever move1252219908603
jackfrosty: Jeebus and his cleverness... hes probably famous...1252223350987
jackfrosty: Re: 5203... FACE... PAAAALM.1252223431478
Jessica: I jumped to the ending. Everything goes up in flames. The earth and everyhting on it.... PYRO!!!!!!!1252223626859
BuggerChan: @::::::::::::: sensative much? Cool user name btw, unless your finger slipped.1252790732281
brutalninja: HA!1252835420664
roflz: I can't believe you ruined it for me.1253073586454
Pyro: @ Jessica I THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVES FIRE1253073828672

Pyro		 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1253074016271
circusmnkee: Thanks for ruining it.1263594033661

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Milk lebowski dude jesus halo
Milk lebowski dude jesus halo milk (48) , lebowski (6) , dude (4) , jesus (215) , halo (7)

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feefdoodle: behold the dude1281817700716
chaimo: that's just like, yer opinion man1281839203402
Anonymous: Fuck You - it's my milk, I'll drink it out of the carton if I want to asshole!1281839627231
Phuko: shut the fuck up Anon you are out of your element1281876474391
Anonymous: The Dude Kicks Ass !1281878320525
Anonymous: RIP Charles Manson1281878493398
Greeft: Man... I hate the fucking Eagles.1281910776538
Anonymous: EAT SHIT AND DIE Phuko - I doubt you even know what an element is!1281911205160
Anonymous69: hai :31284075271404
Jackfrosty: MILK?!? Saaaad....1284085612514
chrud: i'm gonna make me a white russian. right now.1284087999612
DireWolf2012: "And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainley that...."1335067651871

MAELSTHUR
1335094837355
Tattoos: The Dude abides.1337034526146
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Religion mohamed jesus blowjob
Religion mohamed jesus blowjob religion (350) , mohamed (1) , jesus (215) , blowjob (534)

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Anonymous: And I thought allah only did donkeys1252193036282
Anonymous: thats NOT allah, it Muhamed, "his" prophet.1252272104460
Anonymous: peter be upon him!1252273486271
jackfrosty: Allah, moohomminid, jeebus, xenu same old bullshit different hat!1252503464484
Anonymous: chan4chan crosses the line! Fuck u chan4chan!1252543114565
pornophobe: that would make a good t-short1252554858942
Anonymous: moham -> this dick tastes better than my 8 year old wife1252554984725
jackfrosty: 4565... Try to understand teh truth... On ANY chan... There IS NO LINE.1252556245639
ThrillBilly: wtf are t-shorts?1252556740853
Hughbie: Must be like a t-back g-string...I'm guessing a gay thing..1252556963684
ThrillBilly: must be a gay euro thing..1252557949732
Squirrely1: 1252554984725 ...So you married a lady in the old folks home...LULZ1252565592978
thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one.1252574596719
Anonymous: wait till the muslims learn how to use the internet... then you will reap the suffering1252791513534

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Jesus cemetery cross
Jesus cemetery cross jesus (215) , cemetery (5) , cross (26)

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⋐°ῶ°⋑: Even didn't know he was ill!1277384214903
K@z: he's dead oh no, I missed the funeral1277452406815
Furore23: How did that wetback afford such a nice tombstone?1277462576144
G3n7r0: Your turn christfags.1281537294272
Anonymous: Like a zombie isn't it, murdered, insulted many times, but keeps comin right back.1281538422316
so_what_if___: here lies jesus. tried to call god. no reply. game over.1281737697907
Beard: Did he make a will?1281747764789
crackerkiller5: ....is a myth1281771184561
gmode: the Lord, Jesus, is in heaven with the Father > amen1281846620185
ElCapitan: @ Beard - they're still fighting over his properties1281858654234
chrud: ^yeah, all jesus' earthly belongings have been tied up in probate court for 2000 years. :)1294682094925
Nickeh43: Look at this gay horseshit.1294682583750
Redrocco: respawn point?1294682638717
MAELSTHUR: RIP Paul1294687812722

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Jesus food religion prayer mexican mexico
Jesus food religion prayer mexican mexico jesus (215) , food (213) , religion (350) , prayer (6) , mexican (16) , mexico (25)

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idrankallthebeer		 not again hayzooz!
1326851985183
Quantum69: ^you gotta thank heyzeuz for your food nigger, show some fucking gratification1326870132519
Anonymous: i see what you did thar1327996580742
Hughbie: lol...1327996967893
Anonymous: true !!!!!1327998963948
NonComposMentis: Who does Jesus thank for the food he gets to plow, pull and plant?1328005756883
idrankallthebeer: hahha forgot about this. this got reposted while it was still in fresh.1328091045321
MWsRAGE_5: he thanks allah1333527661261
BnSneky: hahahaha1333535559506
Anonymous: His name is Jesus LOL1333594914375
Anonymous: the muslims killed 3000 innocent ppl on 9/11 but since then illegal aliens have slaughtered about 100,000 innocent Americans. that makes them about 34x more deadly than muslim terrorists.1333758929506
IluvmyVasectomy: And the Americans have killed millions of innocent human beings world wide. Idiot.1335749874725
Anonymous: 100,000 innocent Americans? come on! that's another example of Chauvinism1335879258129
Anonymous: jejejeje... true story...1336011777482

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God is a DJ
DJ jesus DJ (23) , jesus (215)

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ballsballs: God is a Popstar!1269699550439
Anonymous: God doesn't exist.1269701168744
Hughbie: God doesn't DJ1269703161297
Anonymous: God is LOST1269712234345
Doc. Klaus Mengele: God is a Bootlegger1269713293256
Anonymous: ...and death is just one big fader drop1269774870649
Warg: God has shit taste in music... Ever hear Christian rock?1270779531286
Noname321: God hears, listens, talks back, but you don't listen. Why? Because his choice is to give you choice.1326094975269
Anonymous: rogor sheidzleba?vin idiotma gaaketa es??1332511696120
Anonymous: God is Lord of the dance!1335989097379
DrEvil: God, you are not my friend and you are not my fellow DJ!1335996334610
Bulbasaur111919: God likes Lamb of God.1335998139371
GOTT hasst...: God hates low Bitrates and MP3 and SOPA and Jewish Musicindustry1336062238889
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IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
Jesus hitler revenge shave comic nazi pidjin jesus (215) , hitler (136) , revenge (29) , shave (24) , comic (402) , nazi (162) , pidjin (2)

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Anonymous: I LOL'd so fucking hard1320526043650
MrSandynigger: EPIC1320527150891
LastResort: I hope none of you ever move to LA, it's like you died and woke up in Jew heaven1320534298833
Raygunz: Let the force be with you Jesus1321417847420
Anonymous: EPIC WIN1321424296634
Flarp: Holy shit!1321444662300
Flarp: That would explain the Catholic Churches position during the events.1321444695551
ivanivanich: Whats the name of this comics? I want Moar!1321497655393
AZO: ^IPHY did it1321635707572
ilovejews: Run for your life, it's Jesler, aka Hitsus.1321655899185
BnSneky: it's all shit man1321656282184
iprobablyhateyou: @ AZO i didn't make it i just posted it... idk who made it tbh1321715607752
Anonymous: Jesus sees how Jews are robbing us today !1321717847387
ivanivanich: ^^^^^Thats my new nickname from now on! Already taken sry bros!1322841534997

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YOU WOULDN'T MULTIPLY FISH AND BREAD
Internet download steal copyright jesus itt internet (144) , download (13) , steal (11) , copyright (7) , jesus (215) , itt (349)

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Anonymous: Are you saying that Jesus was a pirate?1328866854453
Anonymous: i believe they are1328912206974
Smosh: Jesus was a pothead too.1328913346683
Anonymous: Is it a sin to download the bible?1329090087894
Smosh: Most renditions of The Bible are in the public domain, so no.1329094717750
Anonymous: Fish sandwich.1335114167338
Anonymous: ^^^It is only a sin if you download it on a jewish apple product1335115019701
Arschloch33: but on meth you would1335118238483
Lavalancer: Verily , I say unto you Jesus, iinvented the fish sandwich.1335460859883
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No, it's cool... I don't believe in me either.
Cool jesus cool (20) , jesus (215)

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Anonymous: Aww cheer up jesus1245299227254
Anonymous: what can we do to cheer Jesus up?1248208007839
Bubble: kill him again?1248209682362
Anonymous: maybe1248210807609
GOD: You could get him a girlfriend . He hasn't been out of his room since he came back home .1248224928317
Anonymous: =( baneded from 4chan ended up here1248225198827
Hughbie: Ah, jesus can go fuck himself. And then perform a high flying triple somersault into an egg cup.1248234463289
Anonymous: AAAAAWWWWWWW......1248539646839
sqwrrl: GOOD! now geet a fucking job, and messiah doesn't count.1261927326739
THORMOTO: Maybe if you were a better Carpenter.I'm never contracting him again. My new garage ended up looking like a fucking stable.1262052588784
Anonymous: aaaw cute emo Jesus1281557921855
Anonymous: God: Son, you are disappoint!1281557957758
Anonymous: Get back to Mexico, Jesus.1281559376114
Jupiter: Don't worry, nobody believes in me anymore, either1303078707858

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HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS - TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM
Car accident jesus advice car (344) , accident (212) , jesus (215) , advice (262)

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Furore23: Pastor Ingram wins an entire internet for this.1278008457809
Anonymous: Nice!1278562248136
anonymous: win1278567597237
Squirrely1: HEHE great one... :))))1278576751884
nukubu: i texted him...didn't meet him though...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU1278597596703
ElCapitan: ^u weren't going 88 miles per hour tho1278673143388
iprobablyhateyou: i do love jesus text... but i don't understand the last part1278806285897
Raptor Jesus: lol christian retard ^ if you're not watching where you drive, you may crash and rip yourself into peices and bleed everywhere and get fucked by a nigger which I expect you do for being a jew zombie lover1278807696310
Anonymous: raptor that is some funny shit man lol1278810129840
Limerick: Sun worship . . . the illuminati sends more signals. >.> They hide in plain sight. <.<1281117783342
Raptor Jesus: thanks anon1281124009752
MrAnthrope: Haha. The nearby church in town has this on their board right now. And my phone has speech-to-text for txting, so, moot. Try keeping up with technology, churches.1281316460960
CrayPhish: Jesus won't text back. He's too busy getting his nails done...1283564857911
Jovi: haha little messages like these on churches are neat. i've seen a few out and about1283578813855

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Love-Making JESUS - The son of GOD will never say no
Jesus love-making jesus (215) , love-making (1)

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Anonymous: wrong.1246337492325
Anonymous: if you don't give jesus love.1246339600143
Anonymous: some ppl really need help ........sick1246412099532
Anonymous: Yeah. How could you not lend Jesus your lovewand?1246412946996
Anonymous: 1246339600143 - I bet has an inflatable sheep under his bed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^1246413076850
Anonymous: 1246412099532.. help is at hand so don't fret dear christian faggot...you can also get an Allah or Buddah version....1246414559456
Anonymous: Wow... lol1246452735704
Jesus: <31246471685450
Allah: "you can also get an Allah ... version...." <31246481018277
God: Jesus, was this your fucking idea? I'm not impressed son. Now get back on your cross you little shit.1246487361364
Anonymous: Hey, asshole! Leave your son alone... with me.1246489308855
God: Oi, look here you little cunt, I didn't go through all that shit to have jesus fart arseing about with crap like this. I mean we have those pesky muslims to tkae care of and those fucking mormoms who just give me the total shits. They never leave me alone. For fucks sake, if they're not careful I'll send them a fucking shipful of these bloody things.1246513828963
Anonymous: i'd buy it1246685342130
Anonymous: What if Jesus approves of sex but not the mocking him.Lighten up.1264734979796

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- Boo, LOL. - Jesus, you scared the shit out of me!
Surprise jesus surprise (97) , jesus (215)

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Bubble: Well... now i'm guna rape you.1247766441630
CK: surprise buttsex with his mind1248383510229
Jesus is Lord: this is very disrespectful to my beliefs.1250003216800
Hughbie: and this proves there was no immaculate conception...Jesus fucked his own mother....was born again (the tricky cunt) and rose again (horny bastard).....1250005313335
Juggle91: even if jesus is lord is joking it makes me laugh that people dont know what to espect when coming to this site.1273072800365
Anonymous: is that a brick?1274979126158
Bubble: Where? point it what you mean...1274990990533
ElCapitan: Mary A Virgin -1275007498891
ElCapitan: Mary A Virgin - "greatest I'm sticking to my story of all time"1275007580279
sUNz: "lol" ftw1283970801581
anon: lolz1283971273112
Canucklehead: She shit a brick!!!!!!!1334698075592
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BLASPHEMY - A ticket to hell has never been funnier
Blasphemy snickers Jesus blasphemy (5) , snickers (5) , Jesus (215)

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robohitler: profaning the lord has never been yummier1264192272618
Mooselem Stud: BLASPHEMY,,, another big word made up by a Pope.1264195175636
lictor: How could you belittle the name of Snickers ....Peace be upon it1282068137591
fingerofdoom: good luck with your soul sir :D1282118578801
Venator21: gah i hate snickers1282123118452
Anonymous: It would if it was Japp bar.1288717604192
Anonymous: ...or rather a Butterfinger.1288717820897
Anonymous: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo1288718169122
Nickeh43: But what would he do for a klondike bar?1288719565839
Anonymous: I love snickers lol1288724385126
Anonymous: and for a klondike bar he would die on the cross to1288724418509
catcall: the make of this photo will but, but he will laugh his ass of doin it1290648695345
al: Want candy bar.1290649121408
Anonymous: Burn in Hell, bitch. May Michael Jackson skullfuck you.1290652441983

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Art religion nun blasphemy peek church jesus
Art religion nun blasphemy peek church jesus art (1030) , religion (350) , nun (15) , blasphemy (5) , peek (12) , church (18) , jesus (215)

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chrud: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!1284067575232
poke: nice teats1284067654468
Anonymous: Well known in France1284067903655
AZO9Swall0deD: carmen cru1284154445408
Anonymous: Sœur Marie-Thérèse des Batignolles.1292225712405
MrPerspective: ^ Exactly, mon ami. Front cover art, to be precise. France (or is it a Belgian comic?) enjoy a far greater freedom of speech than the U.S. when it comes to religion, blasphemy, raunchy, or even plain official porn. "The main difference between Europe and the USA"?...1333836857383
Kuder: What's so special? All nuns are married to Jesus, so we see a wife checking her husband.1333879223224
Anonymous: isnt jesus the death as well as some human?(and then some church codes for their own material) - doesnt matter, i love fluide glacial1333879380201
BnSneky: Damn1333881698424
Anonymous: That`´s Gotlieb1333973664941
Arschloch33: He's just pretending to be dead1333983034990
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Skeleton jesus art golgo
Skeleton jesus art golgo skeleton (36) , jesus (215) , art (1030) , golgo (1)

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Hakuma: WTF is this? Some sort of Israeli Satanist Nazi-Pun band logo or what?1330201583465
m4k3k3: ^ of all that, NONE, at first glance maybe christian instead of satanist, although nazi puns are funny... anyone could wear that on a t-shirt1330218961638
Hakuma: Yea probably, Satanism is a part of christianity though. I mostly want to know what the hebreic letters and the number 13 have for significance to whomever made this and those that are supposed to understand and like it. Allthough I can say that I very much appreciate the skeletal jesus. :)1330225055874
m4k3k3: ^ not any skeletal jesus, but a bony ass one1330226373419
idrankallthebeer: naw, golgo 13 is an anime. don't remember this, tho....................1330244954546
Hakuma: Oh, cool. So that's Japanese then.1330256219710
Anonymous: Golgo is short for Golgotha, the place where "christ" was crucified. 12 apostles Jesus making 131333947012981
DireWolf2012: Cavary Hill was "A" Golgotha. Golgotha means "Place of the Skull" or killing ground. It was not a place name but merely a descriptive term like "cemetary" of "dump" or "landfill".1333948210838
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FUCKING LAG - TOOK 3 DAYS TO RESPAWN
Jesus respawn lag jesus (215) , respawn (1) , lag (1)

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Anonymous: Whats a Atheist?1289051902254
sickfuck88: what is a christfag?1289056765468
YuLiekPicturz: repost =\1289087633670
Anonymous: Whats a Hero?1290928768766
Anonymoose: wut?1291334416995
Clownichter: huh?1291349172236
Anonymous: OMG I LOLD SO HARD I EVEN PISSED MY PANTS ROFLCOPTER1291506024186
Anonymous: ROFLMFWAO!1291514146566
Spectre: hahah1291747535933
anon: even jesus hates dial-up1291748321585
arkona666: lol1291765571151
ImYourMomBIATCH: Fucking lol, Jesus.1291771942416
MrSandynigger: lol21293162719116
BlaBlaBla: lol3^1294658355303

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Thanks, Jesus, for this food - de nada
Food jesus religion spain thanks food (213) , jesus (215) , religion (350) , spain (12) , thanks (9)

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RubberG: Guess where Julio takes a piss? I don't see any Porta Potties.1326675986115
LastResort: ^ on your GFs face?1326676796398
m4k3k3: winer1326678155493
RubberG: ^^ I don't have any Gay Friends.1326683268302
Quantum69: LOL LR1326694219413
Furore23: I'm not worried, everything I eat comes from a space laboratory.1326712210764
Moongrim: Just Gay Lovers... I suppose that birds, bees, and other wildlife hold it in when passing through the fields.1326727996303
USA! USA! USA! USA!: Everything I eat comes out of cans and sealed plastic wrap, so no niggers or wetbacks would have been able to piss on it1326734397638
RubberG: ^ what about all the mexicans that work at the factory? l worked at a salmon cannery in Alaska when I was younger and we filled a can with an ashtray full of cigarette butts once.1326735527462
Anonymous: i believe1326735601722
@USA!USA!USA!USA!: You dumb fuck cracka the factory can food must get there food somewhere... Bottom line you still get piss food, dang stupid dumb yellow bitches1326748652674
Anonymous: why do they call them white people if there yellow, so they are color people too1326748882694
LastResort: RubberG for minute story of the year!1326755695266
DarbyCrash: the joke of George Lopez1333661262794

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Bacon oven food nativity xmas jesus
Bacon oven food nativity xmas jesus bacon (40) , oven (8) , food (213) , nativity (1) , xmas (51) , jesus (215)

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Choadboy: A manger scene made of meat and bacon!1291205773203
Miro: 1291207660922
Anonymous: Pretty inappropriate for a Jewish child being born.1291209273609
Anonymous: ^Fuck you! Jesus wasn't a dirty Jew, he was a Christian!!!!!! Fag!1291209335916
Furore23: Still belongs in the oven, though. Best part: you can eat this every three days.1291210357807
Quasimodo: Jesus is a mexican...any fool knows that.1291210509816
GMS: gaye.1291210519455
Quasimodo: wanna see it cooked tho!1291210540745
Anonymous: Jesus was American! That's why The Bible was written in American!1291226373797
Anonymous: 5916: Joseph and Mary were both Jewish, that means Jesus was Jewish at birth.1291868927813
TITS: gzuz haz lag took him 3 days to respawn1291869292234
Franz: OMG, I love sauerkraut!1291900178341
Anonymous: @7813 - Fuck you! Mary was a virgin and Joseph was a carpenter, not some filthy Jewish bankers or jewellers. They were chosen by God to be Jesus' earthly parents BECAUSE they were Christians. God wouldn't choose Jews to look after his only son!!!! Jesus was given the name Jesus Christ after his parents' religion (CHRISTianity - the clue's in the name, dumb-ass).1291904456857
Anonymous: ^Proof that America has a problem with inbreeding.1291904740506

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Jesus tattoo
Jesus tattoo jesus (215) , tattoo (240)

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Anonymous: jesus looks stoned1243187055858
Anonymous: Nonsense. He forbids stoning.1243206851357
Pyro: I have burned some bush1250119892707
Anonymous: See "Jesus Drugs" and you will know1250122760938

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zalzankavol: Downs syndrome Jesus.1255191626803
ANNONAMOOSE: jesus christ! DERP1283356037853
Anonymous: His Spidey-sense is tingling1284224184812
jaydeezee: Jesus the angry drunken dwarf.1284261736395
Anonymous: I can see Mary in that grilled cheese sandwich... and yes, if I squint my eyes, I think I can see Jesus in that tatoo1284270690805
Anonymous: jesus must be spinning in his grave!!1310773065553
Anonymous: going to regret that1310775149912
Tattoos: Jesus, that's a shitty tattoo!1326765698896
Quasimodo: fucked up1333456300770

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JESUS DIDN'T EXIST, YOU DO - WHO'S BETTER?
Courage wolf jesus courage wolf (15) , jesus (215)

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Anonymous: jesus did exist, he just wasnt the son of god. Hi did pull a huge crowd though... how many in your posse?1270340472556
Anonymous: ^ good point.1270869825551
Warg: If he did exist, then I'm still better... morally. Jesus caused more strife and carnage than I ever did.1270874088300
Anonymous: if He didn't exist, then why all the talk about Him?1270874143491
the7rafe7: ^ so by talking about something it makes it true..?1270892718851
Anonymous: it doesnt matter if he existed or not, point him out to me right now, i can point to myself, so right now i'm better1270896440840
dude: Jesus still exists so deal with it. If you dont believe well that go to a church and tell this to a pastor. that perso will answer your questions and complains1270912362206
Grave: HAHAHAHAHA LOLLLLL XDDDDD1270912789140
Pob: ammo1270922422939
Aalfred666: Pointless post..1271081029472
FatJesus85: Fat Jesus is better and im fat jesus so im better then Everyone mahahahahahaha1276375218677
Grave: ^fuck off1276375364281
Gewaltschwanz: er… Hitler?1276997348110
Kareloko: i´m god, faggots!1277004963448

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Religion is a joke - Prayers
Jesus religion christian atheist jesus (215) , religion (350) , christian (39) , atheist (42)

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REQUIEM: so much WIN1304799420567
Anonymous: so true1305015700651
Anonymous: This looks like a series. Where are the other parts?1307207978745
Anon: Fair enough.... is there any other text to complement this? It is disappointing how people like to believe such ridiculous stories while they have the facts hitting hard right on their noses...1307212682942
savyp: Its all taken from godisimaginary.com Theres a lot more than this but I just took bits and pieces from a few pages1307249528447
MrPerspective: Sauce! In the name of God's Mercy and all that is Good, we need sauce for moar!1307346367918
MrPerspective: ^^ Oh. Never mind. I'll just stop praying and rely on myself. Thx, savyp. :-)1307346430837
Glennocide: cool storey bro1307354058729
Anonymous: MrPerspictive......I NEED YOUR SAUCE NOW!1307367995447
MrPerspective: ^ savyp gave it : http://godisimaginary.com And you're welcome. :-)1307585103430
sayvp: Im suprised no one has tried to argue any of these points1310140837175
Anonymous: Peter's shadow healed people, did he need to pray for these miracles? NO he didn't! He was gifted with eternal life, that's what you should pray for FIRST... It's what Jesus refers to when he say's ask, and you shall recieve... The Power from On High, from God, to heal them YOURSELF!1310141270387
savyp: These are all just stories that are not located anywhere else except in this book of fairy tales. Why do things like this not still happen? If miracles like these did in fact happen then there would be no other reason to follow any other religion because it would be clear who the one true god is. People would be slowly drawn towards this particular religon and the false gods would be weeded out1310142268310
Anonymous: If that guy was gifted with eternal life do you know where is he today? I would like him to heal my cancer1310155353100

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GAY JESUS - Offends christians
Gay jesus christian gay (427) , jesus (215) , christian (39)

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Anonymous: LOL1250788665690
Anonymous: sorry faggots, you can offend all you want, prop 8 still passed1250788910572
lastwinj: but he intrigues fags....1250795749884
Anonymous: your a faggot dick sucker the worst kind of filth out their. das S.S.1250797247766
Anonymous: Jesus loves you don't you see, though you're trapped in faggotry; for your chains He has the key; learn to live with dignity1250824429806
DutchGuy: sorry Jesus, I don't swing that way1250825932953
Anonymous: jesus was gay loooong before this1250866755926
Anonymous: Jesus doesnt say half the stuff those who speak for him do,lay off.1264559320136
\m/: he looks like constatine from American Idol1264561441599
Anonymous: hahahaahahahhaah i love it1264562925550
beepb00p: christian faggots love this1266803293675
Anonymous: i'd hit it1267024104575
iprobablyhateyou: gay jesus, buttfucks priests1267027884149
DeusPayne: jesus was gay???1267057089378

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RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD - CONVERT AS MANY MINDLESS FOLLOWERS AS POSSIBLE - LOCAL TOWNSPEOPLE FEAR AND REVERE HIM - JESUS
Venn jesus dracula venn (9) , jesus (215) , dracula (4)

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Anonymous: Formule for success1331600575558
Anonymous: wow, jesus ranks up there with a zombie, frankenstien, dracula1331615180706
Kuder: You mean Frankensteins Monster, but go on......1332106053903
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- LolWut? - HAHA! Crossrolled!
Jesus cross fffuuu jesus (215) , cross (26) , fffuuu (435)

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DutchGuy: thus, the holocaust1251279476274
Hughbie: See, I told you jesus was a pissed off cunt. Forget this forgiveness bullshit...1251279814247
DutchGuy: patient too. 2000 years is a long time for waiting to take revenge1251467731387
Anonymous: the epic lulz was worth it tho1251472872662
Bubble: Kill the Jews, save the cows! i don't get the pic...1251480369944
ThrillBilly: ^^ its the storyboard from passion of the christ1251529609384
brutalninja: .......probaly how it happened1252724407726
Anonymous: Fucking jews killed Jebus!!1253267754696
Anonymous: lolocaust. not the holocaust.1254124578783
Anonymous: lmao epic, judas is jews also did it xD1255970731641
Anonymous: maybe the head on the cross is really a cunt and judas is her man (marriage is about money, else the kids wont feel fine)1331629771798
Anonymous: so a head with thorns is a hairy puss with selfpity and projecting that - not a cat to stroke, maybe it also doesnt purr but bites - and maybe the new testament antitemple story is about buying usable flesh for sexual purposes (and the seeds that are wasted are diasporic people? or money that the state cant use right? as if humanoids were more than animals or machines or anything else than robots)1331629938758
BnSneky: seems legit1331637448595
Anonymous: haha1331641498474
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adam mclane - When your kids hate church - My kids don't get excited about going to church most Sunday's. That's putting a nice bow on it, isn't it? Let's take the pretty bow of for the sake of this post. They hate going to church.
Religion kids jesus church advice religion (350) , kids (11) , jesus (215) , church (18) , advice (262)

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Cuntfux: Obviously your child is smart enough at that young age to know that 1: Religion is BULLSHIT and 2: Not to go anywhere near the priest for fear of being anally raped.1289898956535
chumpno1: ^exactly1289900074234
Warg: I still have nightmares about going to church. And I wasn't even molested... physically, I mean.1289908700230
Anonymous: Your children obviously have a minor possession in progress. You must dress them in white cotton robes and purge their demons by glorifying their purity with prayer. You must engage in prolonged periods of prayer and fasting. during moments when your children falter, you must beat them to refresh their vigour and faith in Jesus. Several days of fasting, prayer and physical chastisement should work1289913775184
SLIPPY: ^I agree with all above posts, but ops kids are spoiled. If you need them to go for some reason, beat them before and after church and they will learn to like it. I did. Give your children to the LORD.1289918142530
Munster: You should educate your kids and quit the religion bullshit...1291805666445

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Lickathesplit		 thoughts about religion..
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Anonymous: Media teaches values - on the other hand if the Church doesn't bring a sense of community it has lost it's meaning - family too1292226410199
Munster: Cool story bro...1292228436362
Anonymous: your child is one of us.1292237449381
onlylogical: When your kids are getting molested and you hand them over to the abusers..............1292915694803
Anonymous: Take heart, your kids are smarter than you are!1293486765425
NotSoMuchAnonymous: Every sane individual aleays stay the hell out of church..1331452819412

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If Jesus had been a giraffe the Romans would have had a hard time crucifying him
Giraffe jesus giraffe (23) , jesus (215)

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Anonymous: ahahaha1247157100101
Furore23: God just wasn't thinking ahead, was he?1277128936706
Posselt’s Mum: if jesus had been a wood worm the jews and romans would have been fucked1277311833244
Anonymous: That is clearly a leopard, and easily crucified;I might add, once the teeth are removed.1328067266681
clownichter: If he was a RaptorJesus then the romans would have ceased to exist. Science 1 - Religion 01328071606712
Anonymous: lol1330766245805
Holy Fook: I wish to slap the bitch that created papyrus font.1330780156774
Anonymous: If jesus was a Cross, it would of been pointless to nail him to a cross.1331273568471
clownichter: ^HA!1331316372418
cliven: If jesus was a nail, how would one attach him to the cross....1331475774718
BnSneky: hahahaha1331475896235
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Evolution jesus religion
Evolution jesus religion evolution (26) , jesus (215) , religion (350)

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Anonymous: Now let's see the cave dude knife the prick with the cross!1247069294694

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Bugger Chan: So Jesus IS descended from apes? Told ya.1253137503960
jackfrosty: ^^ oooh busted... WIN!1253138183655
Anonymous: Devolving i think1275445680211
ErlKonigVinz: Always knew that nigga was a nigger.1275718738203
Redrocco: well it describes Him as burr headed in the bible. Passage Revelation 1:14: 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;1275718909785
AlienNation: Religion is an alien invention1275719415268
stronghammer: looks like the cave man (3) is going to knife that cross carrying fag1277074042743
MrPerspective: LOOK OUT, JESUS, THERE'S A WEREWOLF BEHIND YOU ! ! !1316286683758
BnSneky: ^no hope1316286715616
The Original Spoon: What's that dude doing carrying a huge letter t?1316301766486
Anonymous: De-Evolution1318120738842
Anonymous: why do guys run around with an old ethernet T part? and why dont they write 50 ohm next to their resistance letter? and btw, fibre optics is faster than 10/100 Mbit Ethernet1331163659294
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Politics jesus comic
Politics jesus comic politics (88) , jesus (215) , comic (402)

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Anonymous: I stared at this gif for twelve minutes but nothing happened.1273599645587
Anonymous: tl;dr1275420325793
lictor: Blessed are the piss takers, for they shall inherit the oeuf.1292614585964
anan: Beck is a mormon so that might explain it1293133930747
Anonymous: so, Jesus is a communist? fuck Jesus, that faggot1293141021468
Furore23: Snore.1293169819728
Anonymous: die mormon die!!!!!!!11!!!1295426788973
Anonymous: typical commie bullshit1305105963224
Cunt81: There is a difference between charity and redistibution of wealth.1331069707722
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I'm telling you, dude. That kid called you a faggot. Go fuck him up.
Cartoon jesus motorcycle religion cartoon (172) , jesus (215) , motorcycle (35) , religion (350)

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Pyro: AND?1279011048230

the7rafe7		 <<< outcome. fuck you jesus.
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Anonymouse: ^ papercut?1281457394522
Anonymous: fuck you man1325789046370
idrankallthebeer: jesus is such and asshole.1325789269855
Anonymous: do it1325790401909
Anonymous: yum meat chops1325825044462
Hughbie: And all these religio faggots think he's so shit hot when he's just another arsehole...1330941383846
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My palms still hurt like shit. Make them pay. Big time. - Jawohl.
Jesus comic hitler christian religion jew jesus (215) , comic (402) , hitler (136) , christian (39) , religion (350) , jew (172)

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Anonymous: roflmao1290963248782
AchtungJuden!: Haha, nice one. Jewish lies: youtube[DOT]com/watch?v=KGK983zVOw41290972462597
BnSneky: hahaha1290972508472
shitk1cker: his autobiogrphy explains Jesus was killed by Romans1290979305913
AchtungJuden!: ^Jews chose to kill Jesus, they pleased it to the Romans.1290980302559
AchtungJuden!: ^*pleaded1290980829518
darkstan: ^Keep trying, dumbkopf.1290981291120
AchtungJuden!: ^FAIL-argument, greed-jiddboy.1290981456517
Rorix: And this is how it began1291228889692
Jesus: My palms still fuckin hurt1291229012910
Munster: And Hitler died for your sins too...1291801869431
crackerkiller5: lol1292215539461
Anonymous: For Adolf so loved the world that he gave his only begotten life to rid it of allthe nasty jewvermin1292649089141

Munster		 He got into some Chucky stuff after resurrection...
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JEBUS
Homer simpsons jesus homer (11) , simpsons (54) , jesus (215)

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Anonymous: save me jeebus!1273347703955
Purplekush420: WWJD1275066621474
LemmyLaffer: "Jebus" means "fucker" in Polish1330705345822
S: Kurva!1330705465799
Anonymous: stillwater fish dont swim against the current, ships sail against it quite some of the time1330709088852
JODDLERBOY: Polski Kurva parso dobje!1330719047561
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- Jesus, I have a problem - wtf you're a dog lol - rofl
Jesus dog jesus (215) , dog (470)

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TASTYbacon: aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaha1252992018954
ThrillBilly: fleas are a big problem1252993295179
Anonymous: can you ask your dad to revisit the decision to make ear mites?1253002090861
Grave: xDD1253014328811
Anonymous: ahaaaaaaaa1253047125985
jackfrosty: Ahhhhhahaha fuckin jeesus...:)1253066699786
Furore23: Lol.1277138333240
Anonymous: do you believe in dog ?1277142884688
Grave: god ni eveileb uoy od?1277143165330
the7rafe7: ^ on1277155651192
CerealKiller: roflmao!1277156083195
Anonymous: ¿umop episdn1277156105326
Furore23: ^ Are you a wizard?1277220835513
Anonymous: ^alking about wizards!? IN A JESUS THREAD !? Sacralicious behaviour !! Your mind has been perverted by all those satanic Harry Potter books they've been talking about !1277228805944

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Shut the fuck up, Jesus
Jesus count numbers stfu jesus (215) , count (3) , numbers (2) , stfu (28)

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Bubble: Arsehole1248089173755
Anonymous: oh the amount of ppl i pissed off doing that...1248108146561
Anonymous: jesus is such a prick1248122931445
GOD: Hey Son !!!! Someone just posted another funny picture of you . I had no idea you were so popular on 4chan .1248222113588
Jesus: oh I dont really remember that... was that tequila tuesday?1248259910237
DOGMACHINE: Lol who has ever told jesus to shut the fuck up1269781031472
chanychan: hahahahahaha1270205277548

Grave
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Anonymous: DOGMACHINE, i think they're called jews...and then they crusified him1282137751558
Grave: ^good!1282141167881
sUNz: omg hahahah1283970232317
rottentotten: jesus is disturbing1290211469622
Rorix: Trolljesus!1290220256317
Anonymous: omg thatt is awesome1290636814582

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Jesus Was a bleeding heart, long-haired, peace-loving, anti-establishment, liberal hippie freak with strange ideas - Everything Conservatives Hate.
Jesus conservative politics hippy itt jesus (215) , conservative (3) , politics (88) , hippy (8) , itt (349)

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Moongrim: Who'd be pepper sprayed for daring to be different.1326039689692
Quantum69: R.I.P Occupy WS1326040805330
Harvey: Plus he was an A-rab1326057026592
HungLoh: Jesus was a Jew, you twit.1326057584896
secretsquirrel12: jesus was an ancient alien and so was his dad1326068811291
Anonymous: yey, but then he (if that guy every existed like the historic mohammed) always nagged about stuff in a hidden fashion and was the son of godmother hairy (whatever was under there, it was under tons of fat or hair) or something1326088614784
honz: jesus never existed, so your argument is invalid1326088660970
Moongrim: Republicans say Jesus existed.1326294478306
HungLoh: If Jesus was alive today, he'd vote Libertarian.1326295656364
MegaShit: If Jesus was alive today, I'd do my shopping for bread, fish and wine with him.1326310112262
Anonymous: if jesus were alive today he'd complain about all stuff of things (like moses on the hill or jesus on the hill) and then either get killed (he's jesus, so he's supposed to go fukushima radioactive plant worker or submerged mine worker, says so in the scriptures) or just become any other ordinary monk of the catholic church who becomes jesus every mass1326310366483
halfmast: right clicking Moongrim, selecting hate... you stupid faggot bitch1326356408389
Moongrim: Anyone else ever notice that Republicans HATE being treated the same way they treat everyone else?1326376366863
Anonymous: Yeah right1327249547610

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WWJD? - Grab a bullwhip and beat the crap outa some bankers. That's what he'd do.
Jesus bank wwjd jesus (215) , bank (8) , wwjd (1)

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Greeft: World War Jack Daniels?1283807346882
Anonymous: "Bankers" is Bible speak for "Republicans"... Jesus is the SUPREME LIBERAL!!1283810684557
iprobablyhateyou: You remember in that one scene when Jesus goes into the temple and the money changers are there. And Jesus starts punching them out, starts dumping them over tables and he just loses it on this one guy? was that your idea?1283826878524
Flarp: Angry Jesus wants your lunch money1284394377581
Sasi: ^LOL!1284398993417
Flarp: Not because of disrespect or a belief or lack of one, but only because I enjoy being a peckerhead, I want a shirt that has WWSD. You already know the rest.1284444354201
AmusingMuse: ^What Would Steve Do, yes, what would he do? Oh and jesus said (spelling?) "Give unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's, give unto God what is God's." In other words, pay taxes so I guess he wuz a liberal.1284558613237
Anonymous: Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it, Jesus on the Jews, John 8:441292087235423
blackal: Taxes are necessary in any society, waste is an abomination in all socities.1292087520696
Das ℜeich: bankers = jews1292293525124
Anonymous: Crash J.P.Morgen buy silver!1292744067618
Anonymous: buying silver might work if we were on the gold standard. If you want to crash jpmorgan, end the fed1318773872616
BnSneky: ^agreed1318774265872
Arschloch33: Yeah right!1318789354204

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Jesus priest religion
Jesus priest religion jesus (215) , priest (11) , religion (350)

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Anonymous: hes not been specific what religion?? maybe budhist1290674279335
Anonymous: BROTHER NATHANAEL :D1290674539399
Anonymous: youtube . com/watch?v=_sAeWjarjWM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL1290674674968
Anonymous: check out his awesome vids! :D1290726662362
Anonymous: well, he's looking rather pleased with himself, I wonder why?...1290727204924
Anonymous: maybe they even wanted to have misused kids confess to some priests during the last pederast cases, in some recent news some fraternity who employed some molester in the same position years later explained that as a fraternity there was no guilt involved - somehow having a jesus symbol seems to mean oneself has good free will so good original sin (as opposed to others)1329230474110
Anonymous: smiling is something sympathic people do. or grinning - one is absolved of sin, others arent, makes one smile more easily. apart from feeling well. not that easy to distinguish.1329230559714
Anonymous: if its feelings (or self pity, because jesus died for ones sins and all) for social matters - every now and then there's no easy way to make amends. but it always helps to sit in a quiet corner, facepalm and pray. or just go rave. but not bind to others when one is too vulnerable because of recent stuff having happened.1329231073619
Anonymous: Isn't that a visual oxymoron?1329251205344
Anonymous: ^explain...1329251613594
Anonymous: AMEEERICA, AMEEERICA, GOD shed his grace on thee!!!!!1329259828896
Anonymous: is this body gesture on the left of the person a "nothing doing" body gesture or something of a weclome? didnt they have stonings at that time? and did adultery matter for males?1329279561650
Anonymous: (if it wasnt unemployment or going against assumptions or something and using sex sells on that)132927966399
Anonymous: (and if its sex its also about not changing partners too much - so its quite enjoyable for confusing people, two kinds of hormone level functions involved at least - emotional binding and fucking)1329280372633
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JESUS SAVES!
Jesus soccer save jesus (215) , soccer (55) , save (4)

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Anonymous: I hope so,and that he doesn't mind porn as much as the prudes say1265069412945
ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: robert green could learn a lot from jesus then1279758678327
Anonymous: I wanna kick the Ballz ... >:)1279759964780
Anonymous: hey there is a beer game lol like this1288724466391
Clownichter: "faceplant"1288753421167
Weed: Could God make a sport so dull that not even he could play it?1288806475740
Five1337: YEAH@! GO JESUS!@#1288806672790
Anonymous: DEEEFENCE ! DEEEFENCE !1288806869744
Anonymous: Liverpool could use him right now1288809617783
Clownichter: ^hahahahahahahahhahah fucking win! Torres is my fav player tho1288840777299
Nickeh43: man, he can't give very good coverage planted in the ground like that...unless it's moar like fooseball1288840862969
Anonymous: Correct Football tag added to picture ffs1288840949138
Anonymous: the invisible bar of god in action (other tabletop soccer figurines not included, finger of warcraft unit steering not available)1328531640262
Hughbie: hand of god 'eh? fucking cheats...1328531984238

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Feet hands three wise men jesus plate statue
Feet hands three wise men jesus plate statue feet (112) , hands (15) , three wise men (1) , jesus (215) , plate (8) , statue (69)

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zone: It sucks to be European1270534885441
Anonymous: Do they need a han--- Oh wait1270553159352
Anonymous: that's not myrrh!1271021045516
Anonymous: WTF is this? I didn't say rare, I said medium rare. take it back, idjits!1295238440312
Redrocco: eating the sigmata? I dont even ....1328022466673
lust: sharia la?1328548315281
Lickathesplit: ^No ! La Sharia.1328548398692
BnSneky: whatever1328548705423
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"Though shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" ~Jesus
Republican jesus love neighbor advice republican (12) , jesus (215) , love (160) , neighbor (5) , advice (262)

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admackbar: damn, this one was almost funny. what's even more funny is whoever created the image is a fucking SHEEP who falls for and perpetuates THE 2 PARTY LIE!! WAKE UP YOU FUCKING SHEEP!!!1298593283916
Greeft: Quack!1298606550159
gerthasissues: ^^sucks sheep dick.1298617289600
chumpno1: so now I have to go jerk my neighbor off wtf fffuuu1298642052405

MrPerspective		 @ Greeft: Meow!
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vengance: I agree with the disclaimer b/c you can't agree with nothing, those are just my views though and I feel everyone is entitled to their own opinion ,so, hate away I don't care1303622012592
MrPerspective: ^ "Don't-give-a-fuck-Man 2, back with a vengeance", coming to a theater near you. ;-) The superhero who defends freedom of belief by doing nothing to limit yours. Nice concept.1303623906393
Anonymous: rubbing his pole once a week? why would he need that?1328534128285
Anonymous: and if its not fixed dates - why would i need to come over for a nice occasion of a little fap whenever i feel like doing it myself?1328534233673
BnSneky: Not1328535097800
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So I'm reading the bible- - Jesus Dies.
Bible read face rock spoiler religion christian jesus bible (41) , read (15) , face (820) , rock (33) , spoiler (4) , religion (350) , christian (39) , jesus (215)

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Furore23: Aw shit! I was just going to start reading that!1274886298125
Anonymous: spoiler ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nevermind I was never gonna read it anyway1275513531365
crackerkiller5: spoiler alert!!!!!1279955631206
the7rafe7: lol jesus didnt die wtf1279957476248
Atheist: Question: What did jesus do for our sins???1279957720888
the7rafe7: he said we'd go to hell.1279958439717
Anonymous: cool story bro!1279958529647
so_what_if___: the meek shall inherit the earth, and at judgement day, the earth gets destroyed, along with the meeks. the meek dont go to heaven apparently..1280014884544
Anonymous: stupid damn ass whore, she destroyed that book for me1280595717128
Anonymous: I laughed so hard1280665786236
Armistice: lolz shitty movie, race to withc mountain1280666776688
Anonymous: She's cute enough to punch in the boob1280726461591
Knome: holy shit howd she know?1285626213754
Hellcat1138: epic lol1285637440662

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"Peace be with you LOL" - "Fuck off Jesus I'm trying to drive"
Jesus fuck off martin sheen jesus (215) , fuck off (11) , martin sheen (1)

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Anon: Lol, silly back seat drivers1279528282148
Brockett99: lmao1279538020789
ImYourMomBIATCH: Lol Jesus, you piece of shit!1279741242930
Anonymous: jesus, oh you.1279741397137

Grave		 That's what you get when you text while driving.
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S♥: Brilliant.1279774222642
TitsMagoo: Fuck off Jack Black, I'm trying to drive.1279800773170
ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: DON'T TOUCH THE DRIVER, fucking jew1280788378596
Choadboy: LOL at the "Martin Sheen" tag.1312130329762
Hughbie: Jesus - an inconsiderate prick...1328261160556
Anonymous: thou shalt not steer1328265215472
Anonymous: dont steal from the church, they have a rule against economy and trade1328265259948
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Jesus shotgun art republican smoke
Jesus shotgun art republican smoke jesus (215) , shotgun (12) , art (1030) , republican jesus (1) , smoke (90)

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K@z: I'll be back!1264186369515
Anonymous: holy shit this is awesome1274013057354
Anonymous: when the holy spirit comes... man, u guys are fukd.. I hope I got away..1274266424638
dff: Turn the other cheek, jewish faggot!1274279648547
Anonymous: Fightin' Jesus is coming for you pedos1274286378424
Anonymous: MEXICAN JESUS!!! LOL1274286638856
Anonymous: Border patrol jesus1274286821176
Anonymous: Not pronounced Jesus - Heysus1278039345239
veranet: Jesus Returns: Zombie Slayer1278052978837
Furore23: If the Christ was this badass, I'd convert on the spot.1278061503182
DutchGuy: ask yourself this... what would republican jesus smoke?1278145700129
enemanonymous: ^ penis1278149942926
NigBickDigger: praise jesus in the name of jesus1278866367464
boss: I like the idea of a "Badass Jesus". The turn the other cheek Jesus is a very poor marketing image1278916133432

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SNIPER JESUS - Oh great. now we're fucked
Sniper jesus fucked sniper (16) , jesus (215) , fucked (6)

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TheTruthOriginal: Damn now i can't masturbate watching satanism shit in my no-roof room1266453036468
Furore23: Don't you ever miss?1277926934309
Weed: Passion of the Christ 2.1299631408277
ImYourMomBIATCH: Its payback time biatcheeessss!! Booom, headshot!1319389132247
ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus, dude, that sniper is huge! Tell your dad dont play with fire, or i shall gay1319389175251
Anonymous: ^^^ Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!1328203215650
BnSneky: Fuck Yeah1328211243596
Anonymous: words can hurt, art can destroy, technology (like horse breeding too) can help extinguish other peoples, apart from that there's sin and guilt1328211402847
Anonymous: Sniper Jesus only feels recoil when killing your d00ds1328222261242
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Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home
Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home apathy (2) , religion (350) , fuck your sins (1) , jesus (215) , going home (1)

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cockwarmer: fuck yeah1249856019227
Hughbie: About fucking time..now piss off and don't come back.1249880151367
sinonymous: Jesus is a cunt1249924473949
Anonymous: Was a cunt... was.1249924696494
sinonymous: Is he dead? I've seen that cunt so many times and in so many cities! Are you sure?1249926829450
Bubble: Someones going to be pissed :(1249926859362
Jesus: Oh my dearest Bubble ... You will always have a place in my paradise ...... As for all you others .. I hung a rainbow as a sign . It won't be water but fire next time . And I am PISSED !!!!! :(1249928122778
whitehead: looks like jesus is doing steroids or maybe working out in prison.1249928540264
Anonymous: Lol1249928882839
Jesus is Lord: carrying that cross is a better workout than dumbells1250003575476
Hughbie: If you're so good sign up cunt and be a man...toughen the fuck fuck up, and take it on the chin.1250005077279
Anonymous: holy fuck awesome xD1255968433671
Rubaduckazilla: screw you guys im going home1259409925103
Stillfree420: jesus is buff1259637449662

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